In the beauticious home of Lindsay Johnson, her family was out for the day. Her Mom, Dad and sister, Paula, to be exact. They had wished her an early happy birthday the night prior before now and Lindsay was of course, grateful and thankful. They had decided to let her sleep in and get her beauty sleep. After a couple minutes, her alarm clock went off and she groaned.
"Ugh... five more minutes..." Lindsay said groggily. The alarm clock still going off. Her dog that was sleeping at the foot of her bed also woke up to the sound of the alarm clock and even let out a low growl.
"Grr!" Her dog growls.
"Grr, shut up! Damn clock." Lindsay said in indignation as she put her pillow over her head, covering her face. Her dog barked again at his owner.
"Woof, woof!" Her dog barked.
"Shh, hush now, boy." Sticking her hand out, she soothe her dog and stuck her other hand out to shut the alarm clock off. Lifting the covers off of her, she sat upright and her hair was all over the place.
"Awwww, good morning, boy." She happily greeted her small pet dog and let out a soft yawn as she stretched and cracked her knuckles. She was clad in a white tank top and pink sweatpants, a pink headband and a yellow sleeping mask with a with napping smiley face on it adorned on her head.
Lindsay was in high spirits today as today was her birthday. She got up and was jumping and dancing around on her bed. She hopped down to turn her radio on and "Damn, Wish I Was Your Lover" by Sophie B. Hawkins played. "Erm, nuh-uh." She turned to another song and "Keep On Moving" by Soul II Soul played. "Erm, inspirational, but nah-uh." She turned to another song and "Self Control" by Laura Branigan played. "Ooh, catchy, but negatory." She turned to another song and "She's On Fire" by Amy Holland played. "Coolio, but nah." She turned to yet another song and "That's What Girls Do" by No Secrets played. "Hmm, close..." She turned to the next song after and "Untouched" by The Veronicas played. "Ooooh yeeeeaaaah."
Lindsay jumped back up on her bed and began singing and dancing to the lyrics. "'I feel so untouched right now! Un-touched, un! Un-touched, un!'" Lindsay had her eyes closed and was on the edge of her bed.
"Woof woof!" Her dog barked with vigilant cautiousness.
"Huh? What's up, dog?" Lindsay acknowledges.
"Woof!" Her dog warned her.
"Oh, don't worry, Squeaker." Lindsay bravely said as she began to twist and turn and twirl her body around to the music. "Ooh, ooh, "Rock your body, rock your body! Shake your body, Move your body! Ooh, ooh!'"
"Bark bark!" He made a monotone sound while shaking his head.
"Waah! Oof!" Lindsay yelped as she tripped and fell on the floor.
"Mm." Her dog facepalmed and rolled his eyes.
"Ow!" She sat up from her back and rubbed her head. She looked down and saw her dog started licking her feet and she smirked at him, letting out a soft giggle. "Stop it! You know feet aren't sweet. I mean, if they were made out of candy, then I guess they'd be sweet. Bummer, I wish my feet were made out of candy. Or no, wait, cheese!"
"Woof." Her dog went.
"Oh, I love, love, love, love cheese!" Lindsay exclaimed. "That would oh so totally be cool! Wouldn't it be cool?"
"Woof." Her dog barked again and fell on his side, making Lindsay giggle.
"That's a good boy. Who's a good boy?" Lindsay said in a childlike voice as she picked him up and gave him a bunch of smooches. "Who has the cutest little butt? You do, yes you do!" Her dog licked her face.
"Woof." Her dog barked happily and she let him go. She sat up and brought her foot up to her nose and immediately scrunched her nose and recoiled.
"Ugh, gross. How could feet smell so bad if they don't have a nose?" Lindsay inquired, while tilting her head.
"Woof." Her dog shrugged and tilted his head.
"Well, if this is what toes smell like then it's no wonder cheese smells like feet." Lindsay chuckled. "Now I think I know where it comes from. Come on, buddy. We need to, like, unclog our pores with a nice bath."
"Woof." He barks studiously and jumps into her arms. Lindsay takes a moment to then acknowledge the viewers, breaking the fourth wall.
"Now, I know what you're all thinking. How could I, Lindsay Johnson, remember my own birthday despite my short attention span and lack of intelligence? Well, I don't.. as I always forget most things. I'm actually smarter than I look and I'm gonna test that theory today by pretending to forget to see if everybody I know remembers." Lindsay says.
"Hehehehe." He snickers mischievously.
"That and I'm secretly not a real blonde at all." Lindsay says facetiously, while pulling her bangs back to reveal her dark brownish-reddish roots. "I'm a brunette." Lindsay winks.
After they bathe, eat breakfast and finish getting ready, Lindsay gets dressed in a red flannel/plaid long sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up and the bottom half tied in a knot, blue bell-bottom jeans and brown cowgirl boots. She also has her ears pierced and her hair styled in a dutch braid. She looks at herself in the mirror and poses.
"Ooh." She pinches her butt and makes a sizzle sound as if she's putting out a fire to signify the hotness. She and her dog give each other a high five.
Cody is n his room thinking about what gift to give Lindsay for her birthday. He wanted to give her something special.
"Damn it. What doesn't Lindsay have?" Cody pondered thoughtfully. He goes downstairs to see Julia on the phone. Before he could say anything, he hears a knock on the door. He opens it to see MK, Scary Girl, Owen, Dawn, Izzy, Harold, Ezekiel, Noah, Sam, Cameron, Zoey and Mike at his door.
"Hey, Cody." They all greeted him.
"What's up, Cody?" The others greeted him.
"Hi, guys. Come on in." Cody lets them all in and they all make themselves at home.
"Yo, Codemeister! What's the business, big baby?" MK grinned.
"Pfft, no." Cody brushed off.
"Aw, you cold as ice, 'meister." MK frowned as she went to sit on the couch.
"What the hell? You guys have been conspiring to have a party masqueraded as a party for Lindsay?" Cody inquired obsequiously.
"Maybe. Maybe not?" Julia said.
"No! Are you serious?!" Cody inquired.
"Just imagine, Lindsay coming over, dude." MK said. "It is her birthday today, plus, we'd be the coolest people in school."
Cody imagines himself and Lindsay in a field of flowers. Lindsay turns to look at him.
"Cody, where are you, snookums?" Lindsay inquires.
"Right here, angel!" Cody answers. They both run to each other in slow motion and take each other's hands in the others and spin around in a circle. They both lean in to kiss each other and it shows a close up from Cody's perspective, Lindsay's face getting closer to kiss him.
"This could be our once in a lifetime chance, dude!" Lindsay said in Izzy's voice. Cody brought back to reality.
"Damn it... well, you know what they say. YOLO." Cody said.
"Woohoo!" Everybody cheered.
"But if we get in trouble, I'm blaming you, Julia." Cody reminded seriously.
"Of course." Julia smirked.
