Thank you to everybody who read or reviewed the last conversation. You are so fabulous. Welcome back to the "better choices were made" timeline.

We are on the Avenger/ATCU/Shield channels this time around, so different codenames. The Purple Princess is Afia, which is her field codename as well. The system is forcing her to use her Avenger call name now, unlike the day before, because we are now in active apocalypse mode. The genius princess is HRH Shuri. Once again, MJ is the new consultant.

Conversation 14: The secret society of the Junior badass women of Shield/Avengers

Group message to the Spider Venom Conspiracy group.

Purple Princess: Image one upload.

Purple Princess: image two uploaded

Purple Princess: image three uploaded

Purple Princess: Good morning, fellow members of the Spider Venom Conspiracy group. It looks like Benji had an incredibly good morning. It seems like phase 1 of operation "get their heads out of their asses" is working.

Purple Princess: Yes, they shared a bed last night. Also, notice the absence of shirts. I'm almost sure my dad's responsible for these accommodations, but he's not saying anything. I'm using the Avenger channels because of the location where said picture was taken.

Purple Princess: Okay, I switched to Avenger channels after I accidentally sent the first picture to May 2.

The new consultant: Benji is going to kill you. Although knowing her, she's just going to tell them to be safe. May 2 already offered to get me female condoms. She is okay with him being with both of us.

Genius Princess: I'm glad to see that progress has been made now that the evil one has been vanquished.

Genius Princess: Also, we have much better methods of contraception and disease prevention. If desired, I will make arrangements for you.

The new consultant: Yes. Honestly, the breakup was for the best. Also, I finally found out what happened on Valentine's Day, and it was terrible. I can't give details, so do not ask. However, your highness, I'm going to need your help in making sure the asshole ex-boyfriend gets blackballed from every college in the country. We would be doing the coed population a favor.

Genius Princess: It would be my pleasure.

Purple Princess: This is the other reason why we're on the Avenger channel right now. Only one of you has diplomatic immunity.

Genius Princess: Where is your dad? I'm trying to alert him that I am en route to the Lighthouse now, but he has yet to respond.

Purple Princess: That would be because my dad is on his way to brief the president. Apparently, he had an hour-long pre-brief with Jeffrey and is now probably texting my other dad to convince him to come to DC, so he doesn't have to do the meeting alone.

Purple Princess: Now that it's an option. I'm so happy it's an option. We fix the Accords. We had to scrap them and start over, but it's better than what we had.

The new consultant: Because it wasn't negotiated in bad faith this time. Do I want to know why your father is meeting with the president?

Purple Princess: I'm sure, at a minimum, he is explaining to the president that General Hale didn't actually die in a traffic accident. How much Dad actually tells the man I'm not sure. Basically, he's there for damage control. Especially with Uncle Platypus still in Mumbai doing press there.

The new consultant: Is it true that Hale kept her daughter chained to her bed in her condo? Flash always felt something was off with Ruby.

Purple Princess: Oh great, we have a leak problem. Of course, Flash would notice something. She was Hydra, by the way.

Genius Princess: This is not surprising. It's not from Shield, but from the NYPD or local child services. We are taking care of it.

Purple Princess: Which has a history of being dirty or despising my father. Why did you decide to give me the ability to have a headache?

Genius Princess: That would be your sister-in-law.

The new consultant: Let's get back to why your dad is meeting with the president. I'm sure it's not all about the general situation.

Purple Princess: She was Hydra, which means that they're going to have to do another round of ferreting people out. I feel like that should warrant a presidential briefing all on its own.

The new consultant: I still feel like there's more. My cousin is in Asgard right now. There's so much you're not telling me. You already mentioned a possible time travel Clint yesterday or rather this morning.

Purple Princess: I don't think this line is encrypted enough for this conversation.

Genius Princess: In addition to the time travel, we are also dealing with an alien invasion by a group called the Confederacy, new Hydra, and finally another possible alien invasion resulting in half the universe being wiped out.

Purple Princess: I just said I didn't want to have this conversation here. We were just talking about a leak problem.

Genius Princess: By questioning my encryption abilities. Never question my encryption abilities.

The new consultant: Did you say, aliens? As in plural alien invasions. Aliens that want to wipe out half of the Earth.

Genius Princess: Half of the universe.

The new consultant: That just makes it worse. What the fuck is going on?

Purple Princess: A lot.

The new consultant: We are getting another alien invasion? With time travel?

Purple Princess: Yes

Genius Princess: Actually, we almost had one yesterday. The Secret Avengers took care of it. That's how General Hale died.

The new consultant: Okay, I can see how that alone would warrant a presidential meeting.

Purple Princess: How do you even know that?

Genius Princess: If it wasn't for the time difference, I would've been on the call yesterday. Ana sent me the readout this morning, along with the files that she downloaded from the other timeline.

Purple Princess: Ana isn't supposed to upload those files to the Internet.

Genius Princess: She uploaded them to the Wakanda intelligence network. It is an entirely different and extremely secure system.

The new consultant: Now I think my cousin might be in Asgard to get you help?

Purple Princess: From a certain point of view.

The new consultant: You watch way too much Star Wars. Which is why I don't trust what you just said at all right now.

Genius Princess: I will be at the Lighthouse in two hours. We will have a briefing. I would bring BITC in, but he's with his mom this weekend, and she doesn't like your dad very well.

Purple Princess: Or me. So, she won't let him come up here, not after what happened last time. She doesn't even let him come to the house in Queens. We must go to him unless he's with his dad. It's been a year, and she's still mad about what happened last year at the wedding. Like that was my dad's fault.

The new consultant: Only for not having Alastair taken out earlier. When will I be getting to the Lighthouse? You said that I would be coming over.

Purple Princess: As soon as I can get someone to come to get you. Dad said he was sending somebody yesterday, but I can't confirm that with him right now because he's probably texting Cap Dad.

Genius Princess: I'll come to get you. I'll be there in about 70 minutes. Be ready.

Purple Princess: It only takes less than a half an hour to get to the Lighthouse by quin-jet level craft.

Genius Princess: I want to pick up pizza for everybody

The new consultant: It's too early for pizza. Bagels? Or maybe waffles? Beignets? Although I was promised pancakes.

Purple Princess: It's never too early or late for a Stark to get pizza in any of the five boroughs. I'll take care of it. The usual order will be waiting for you when you get to MJ's apartment and maybe a cheesecake. Cheesecake seems necessary.

The new consultant: Necessary if aliens are invading. I need to go and take a shower and change before you get here your Royal highness. Also, I assume I should pack a bag?

Purple Princess: At a minimum, you will stay over tonight, maybe longer. Dad's going to have to talk to our principal.

Genius Princess: Your spring break starts Friday?

The new consultant: Yes. Oh good, the apocalypse is starting right on time to take away our spring break.

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Purple Princess: Have you heard anything from Daisy yet?

Genius Princess: Not from Daisy herself, but from the version of Ana uploaded into her communicator. She's not on Asgard.

Purple Princess: Where is she then?

Genius Princess: I'm still trying to figure that out. I wanted to enlist the BITC's help, but his mother won't allow it.

Purple Princess: Which is so unfair. He's going to be so mad at us for having an adventure without him.

Genius Princess: He shouldn't be. I would prefer to sit this out myself.

Purple Princess: Wouldn't we all? Are you bringing the glove?

Genius Princess: Yes, I think it's time for us to prepare for the endgame.

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Avenger mission report of Agent Daisy Johnson; UN Avengers member

Location: Grand Master's pleasure ship, not sure of the name of his ship yet. Too afraid to ask.

Time: Unsure, 81 hours after arrival

Good news, Loki did not promise that I would be the Grand Master's new concubine. Although, I wonder if Loki made no such promise regarding himself. Surprisingly, I was ready to quake the Grand Master when he tried to grope Loki's breasts. I think that's when I stopped hating him a little bit.

We've talked some. It was bound to happen. Loki is the only person here that I sort of know. Not about New York, but the other things like how I ended up on team Coulson and how Loki found out he was adopted.

I also asked about pronoun preferences. Loki prefers that I use the masculine pronoun in private, but the female pronoun around the Grand Master.

Loki also knows that I have a communications device. More importantly, he knows I have someone that can create portals. Apparently, he knows all about Robbie. I wonder if the Rider would kill Loki on sight. I'm not as sure about that as I used to be. Maybe people do change.

I'm being called to mingle with the Grand Master's court. I hope Earth gets one of my messages very soon. If he tries to touch my boobs again, I will quake him or show him that thing that Tosha taught me. He looks humanoid enough to get just as broken.

Okay, now I miss Tasha even more. I just want to come home.

To be continued.

This is also the final update before the series finale of AOS. I'm trying not to cry. At least the story will keep me sane.