No One Calls Kim Possible Sugar Lips part 2
By Tinytoad
A follow-up story to (have you guessed?) No One Calls Kim Possible Sugar Lips
Not for children, the faint hearted or easily offended.
"It's Mr. Mogg, he's climbed up a tree and can't get down" little Suzy's voice is full of concern over the phone.
"I'll come over straight away" Global Justice agent Kim Possible tells her.
Despite working for Global Justice Kim has kept her website ) running. It's not just the big, end of the world, missions that matter to people. Sometimes it's the little things like a cat stuck up a tree that matter to people just as much.
"I'll get there as fast as I can little Suzy" Kim reassures her.
But then Suzy says something that makes Kim's heart sink
"I asked Johnny to help but he hasn't come over"
"I'll see you shortly" Kim says.
Johnny Bravo, Kim thinks, sort of my arch nemesis. It's not that he's evil or tries to take over the world but everytime he calls me sugar lips, or forces one of his truely awful kisses on me my blood boils.
Her temper had previously landed Kim being put in St. Agnes institute for disturbed and criminal women, run by an order of nuns whose idea of therapy is regular enemas, bottom paddling, 4am morning alarms, hard toil and misery. An experience Kim is keen not to repeat.
Still if I'm quick I can get to Aron City, rescue Mr Mogg and get out just as quick before he's even got out of bed. Kim, dressed in her tight fitting blue Global Justice uniform and black boots picks up her anti-nun device and clips it to her belt, just in case she meets the nuns from St. Agnes. Then sprints to her jet.
A short while later and Kim is stood next to Suzy a little red headed girl in a back yard in Aron City. They both look up at Mr Mogg sat on a tree branch above them, a tabby cat who gives them a pitifully meow back.
"I'll get a ladder" Kim tells Suzy
Kim finds a ladder and sets it against the tree, she hasn't seen any sign of Johnny Bravo. As she climbs up Kim thinks that in a few minutes she can be back in her jet and be flying away
"Here Mr Mogg" she says in a cooing tone. Once Kim is at the top of the ladder she reaches out and picks up Mr Mogg
"Your safe little fella"
Then below her Kim hears Suzy say
"There you are Johnny I thought you were going to come round and rescue Mr Mogg"
"Yeah whatever" Johnny replied dismissively then he clearly spotted Kim up the ladder.
"That's a chick"
He quickly combed his hair then spun round into a bodybuilders pose knocking over the ladder. With a cry Kim fell through the air, Mr Mogg in her arms, until she found herself sat caught in Johnny's arms. The cat jumped off and Kim found Johnny's square jawed face looking at her.
"Hey sugar lips"
He puckered up his lips. "Oh no" Kim just had time to say, struggling trapped in his arms, then his lips were pressed on to hers as he kissed her.
"Hhhhmmmmmmmrrrrrrgggghh!"
Then he set her on her feet. Kim wiped her face in a frenzy, spitting and snorting, trying to get his saliva off her face, out of her mouth and nose. That was truely awful.
"Now we know each other" he started to say
Kim looked at him with rage filled eyes and punched his face with all her might. A woman neighbour looking over the fence gave a shriek, "That woman punched him in front of a small child! I'm calling the police"
Indeed little Suzy was looking at Kim shocked.
"I... no..." Kim stuttered blushing " it was just play fighting" Kim looked down at Johnny who lay in a stunned heap on the ground "just mucking around" Johnny still didn't move. I can't be arrested for assault again Kim thought, just say anything "he's my..." The word stuck in her throat
"Yes?" said the neighbour phone in hand
After a number of attempts Kim managed to say "boyfriend"
"Well if he's your boyfriend that's ok" the neighbour said lowering her phone
"I'm not sure it is" said Suzy
Johnny made a sudden recovery on hearing the word 'boyfriend' and Kim found he had put his arm around her
"Hey little momma" Johnny said "guess we're going on a date"
The neighbour was still closely watching Kim
" I guess we are" Kim said with a nervous laugh "boy...boyfri... boyfriend" damn that word was so hard to say.
"I'd better get something to wear" Kim said, maybe she could sneak off to her jet.
"Let's go in my car" Johnny said and he gave her a slap on the bottom making her jump forward with a cry.
"Don't lose my temper" Kim muttered to herself
"Thanks for saving Mr Mogg" Suzy called out as Kim was led away.
"No big" Kim called back.
They both sat in his blue, slightly rusty, pinto.
"I'll steer" Johnny declared
"What?"
"There's no gas in the tank" he told Kim "I'll steer little momma"
(Some miles later)
"Hey little momma" Johnny called out the car window "I can see the gas station"
"Let's go in my car" Kim grumbled to herself behind the car pushing it along "didn't (censored) tell me it didn't have any (censored) gas."
Finally Kim had pushed it onto the forecourt and Johnny filled up the tank, he sat back in the car and took out his wallet. When he opened it a moth flew out "I'm free, Finally I'm free!" it said in a little shrill voice. Otherwise the wallet was empty.
"Gonna need some money" he said looking at Kim
"You could get a job" Kim replied
Johnny looked mortality offended.
Kim stomped off to pay on her credit card. Once she paid she called out "I'm just going to use the bathroom"
Once she was inside she opened the back window and squeezed through. Then Kim was off vaulting the station's rear fence in an impressive leap landing in a roll back on her feet and she ran back the way they had come jumping over obstacles until she was back at her jet
"What's the sitch?" Kim exclaimed panting.
A Blue pinto was parked beside it. Johnny opened the door "Let's get my girl decked out"
Kim gave up and got in the car.
Soon they were driving, Johnny drove with one hand on the steering wheel. His free hand floated around the top of Kim's seat threatening to go round her shoulders and hug her. Kim firmly put it on the steering wheel. It next appeared on her thigh. Instinctively Kim punched Johnny's face. He slumped on the steering wheel, the pinto veered to the left and also sped up.
"Oh shit" Kim grabbed the steering wheel. It was hard to turn with Johnny slumped on it and Kim had to use both hands to keep the pinto on the road. His foot must be jamed down on the gas as they kept accelerating. Kim wrenched the steering wheel to weave their way through the traffic.
"Oh wake up Johnny" Kim wrenched the wheel to go round a car "I didn't mean to punch you" she strained her arms to get past a truck "Well that's not true your like a walking sexual assault" past a scooter "I just didn't mean to knock you out whilst you were driving, Oh shit! Red light WAKE UP!"
Johnny jumped awake
"Brake!" Kim shouted
Leaving long skid marks and a cloud of burnt rubber they stopped just in time.
They turned into the parking lot of a mall.
"Oh thank god there's a Club Banana" Kim said, Club Banana was her spiritual home
They got out the pinto
"Let's go Babycakes" said Johnny
"I swear to god if you call me that again I will kill you!" Kim replied.
They walked into Club Banana. Straight away Kim looked into Ron Stoppable's eyes. Kim's heart quickened, oh how she had missed him. He was with Roxanne clothes shopping, when Kim had first met Roxanne she would pepper spray anyone who touched her long hair then the nuns at St. Agnes had given them both a very short haircut for trying to escape and Roxanne's character had improved greatly. Ron had gotten engaged to her. Now, like Kim, Roxanne's hair had grown back. Looking at her ordering Ron about, his look of weariness, her domineering pepper spray attitude seemed to have returned as her hair had grown back.
When good fortune shines on you, you gotta grab it with both hands, maybe Kim could fill that Ron sized hole in her heart.
"Hello Roxanne, hello Ron" Kim said
"Hey fruitcup" Johnny said to Roxanne
"I have a boyfriend" Roxanne said to Johnny
"You look like the girl who could do with two" Johnny told her
"No, no I don't" Roxanne told Johnny "Ron sort out this idiot"
"I wouldn't" Kim said to Ron "It's only a matter of time before he touches her hair then the whole shop will be filled with pepper spray, let's find a Bueno Nacho"
"I don't think I can stand another minute with Roxanne" Ron admitted "but I can't leave her with Johnny"
"Oh Johnny's tougher that he looks, he'll survive"
They both sat down in Bueno Nacho.
"Where's Rufus?" Kim asked
Ron got him out of his pocket
"There's the old timer" Kim said beaming.
Rufus was old now and had a little walking stick, he squeaked "Kim" when he saw her
"He's still going strong" Ron said proudly
"It's just like the old days, the three of us" Kim said a bit tearful
"Good times" agree Ron
"Do you love Roxanne?" Kim asked bluntly
"I thought I did" Ron said
"Ron we should get back together" Kim said holding his hand
Ron didn't answer, breaking up isn't always easy even if your no longer in love.
Just then a crowd of customers and staff rushed out off Club Banana eyes watering, coughing and sneezing. Clearly Johnny Bravo had made the mistake of touching Roxanne's hair and the shop was full of pepper spray.
"I'd better sort out this mess" Ron told Kim
"I'm going to get my jet and fly back to Go City, join me there" Kim called after him as he rushed off.
Thinking about Ron she walked out of Bueno Nacho then suddenly cloth was put over her head and pulled down her body.
"What the sitch?" Kim spluttered completely taken by surprise
"Hey sugar lips I got you a dress" Johnny told her
"That's not how you put on a dress" Kim complained squirming. Her arms hadn't been put in the sleeves but were pinned to her sides inside the dress. It had a belt which he tightened making it even worse.
"Where did you get a dress from you haven't got any money" Kim kept struggling to no good effect she was like a armless sausage.
"Roxanne gave it to me (to make him go away)" Johnny said putting his arm around her shoulder and guiding her out the mall "Let's go on our date"
(A short while later the pinto is parked by the beach and Johnny and Kim are sat on a bench looking out over the ocean)
"Enough about me" Johnny said "what do you think about me? I'm great aren't I"
Kim sat there face dripping with his saliva after many unwanted kisses. She miserably noticed even her hair was quite wet. I must look quite a sight with this dress over my Global Justice uniform.
"Let me out this dress Johnny" Kim pleaded, the situation would change once she stopped being an armless sausage.
Johnny stared out over the ocean, in truth this was farther that he had ever got in a date. They normally ended quickly with him being knocked out and he didn't quite know what to do next.
He had to decide to do something. After all what chick could resist him? He was hungry, simple, get some food. It would be a dinner date
"Stay here Cupcake I'll get us something to eat"
Kim watched him walk off. Then she was rolling round in the sand in a frenzy of struggling. When Johnny returned with hotdogs he was too dumb to notice Kim had gotten free of the dress
Putting her dog to one side Kim said "you really are a narcissistic pig"
Then she started hitting him, a lot. Kim was about to take off his sunglasses and stamp on them when she was hit by a taser instantly felling her as electricity shocked her
"Beach Patrol, I saw that assault!"
Quickly Kim is handcuffed and put in a patrol car. Once Kim had recovered she said "you never arrest Johnny Bravo"
"Keep quiet" the policemen tell her.
"Where are you taking me?" Kim asks
"To St. Agnes institute for disturbed and criminal women" Kim is told
"Oh shit!" Still Kim had made preparations for such an emergency as this. She waited until the police had left but she was still in the lobby then she unclipped her anti-nun device, pressed the on button and threw it on the floor in the middle of the nuns.
At once it started playing heavy metal at top volume. The nuns were paralysed their hands over their ears. The music was to much for them to handle. Unfortunately a nun who was hard of hearing blundered forward saying "What's going on?" stepping on the device and squashing it flat. The heavy metal stopped at once. Then a one sided fight started as Kim couldn't bring herself to hit a nun. She was quickly overpowered and dragged off.
The mother superior came in to inspect Kim who was now naked tied bent over a frame, bottom up in the air. A enema tube plugged in her bottom her buttocks bright red from a thorough paddling.
"Miss Kimberly Possible" she read from her notes
"That's me" Kim said miserably
"I see you've been with us before but only for a few days"
"Yeah" Kim confirmed
"We will have to give you the full three month programme to beat the sin out of you" the mother superior told her
"Have you thought of being nice instead" Kim suggested
"Ah nuns used to be nice, like the sound of music, or the classic nun with a guitar but now it's expected that we're evil and scary. When did you last see a film with a nice nun?" The mother superior asked
"I can't think of one" Kim admitted
"I told you, nuns have to be evil and scary" the mother superior said "we have to keep up with the times."
Kim Possible, world famous Global Justice agent is now dressed in the grey uniform of St. Agnes institute. Grey blouse and cardigan with a matching grey pleated skirt, long socks and black flat round toed shoes. Underneath her bra and panties are scratchy and itchy. Her arms strapped high behind her back in a leather harness. Her ginger hair parted down the centre and put into plaits like the other miserable young women at St. Agnes institute. After she had been 'cleaned out' with a soapy enema she is now being forced to kneel her neck locked into a wooden neck stocks . All she can look at is the bible open at the old testament in front of her.
"Learn this page and you better be word perfect" the nun guarding her orders.
Behind her Kim feels her skirt being tucked up out the way and her itchy panties pulled down leaving her buttocks bare. A clear indication her bottom will be paddled if she isn't word perfect. Unable to move or free herself this is how she remain until the nun returns.
Kim thought Ron looked like he really missed me. Kim had really missed him as well. Truely deeply missed him. Would he break off his engagement with Roxanne and return to her? But mostly she thought this is so humiliating, three months of this? I regularly save the world! Johnny Bravo I'll get you back for this!
In the meantime Kim had better learn her page or she wouldn't be able to sit down after her paddling.
(Three Months of Misery Later)
Kim is scrubbing the floor, with her arms strapped high behind her back she has to hold the scrubbing brush in her teeth, her face and plaits dripping with soapy water from dunking her brush in a bucket.
The mother superior has walked up to her. Kim knew better that to look her in the eye and kneels head down.
"Good news Miss Possible" the nun tells her " your therapy course is complete, do you think we have succeeded in beating the sin out of you?"
Kim nodded "Yes mother superior" they most definitely had done that "does that mean I can go now?"
"Yes" mother superior said "after you have finished scrubbing the floor"
Kim gripped the Bush back in her teeth. Almost free just another five hours of back breaking scrubbing with her mouth. Kim started to think of all the things she could do once she was free, the list was rather long - once her arms are released from their harness she would be able to touch her face, to blow her nose with a tissue rather than have two lines of snot running down her top lip, shave her legs, eat food that wasn't grey in colour and with a knife and fork not putting her face in the bowl, sit on a toilet rather than have an enema and see Ron.
Mostly she thought of seeing Ron... and blowing her nose.
Finally Kim was released. Outside St. Agnes a car was waiting. It was Ron.
"You look awful" Ron told her
"Give me a tissue" she asked "I've dreamt of doing this" and Kim blew her nose and wiped her top lip.
"But you're ok" Ron said concerned.
"Yeah" Kim said "but don't look at my legs I need a razor." Kim said " how about Roxanne?"
Ron held up an engagement ring "you know I orginally bought this for you" he told her
"Yes I do, marry me Ron, my hearts been broken without you" Kim told him
"That's not how I planned to propose but yes, Buh-yah"
Meanwhile inside the St. Agnes institute for disturbed and criminal women a nun stood by row of young women all tied bent over a bar, bottoms upper most. Their bare bottoms all plugged with enema tubes and their buttocks bright red from being paddled.
"How romantic" the nun said "a wedding"
She moved up and down the line of bottoms hitting them with her paddle. Some prisoners cried out in a higher tone and some in a lower tune and the nun quite successfully played the wedding march music by paddling their bottoms.
Kim wouldn't go back to Go City until she had hired a motel room and shaved her legs and made herself presentable. Her hair had been in the same plaits for three months repeatedly falling in her food and she stood in the shower soaking the old food out of them, gross, she had thought how wonderful it would be to have her hair free but it felt strange and after it had been washed Kim parted it down the middle and tied it back into plaits. Then very tired Kim laid down on the bed. she couldn't sleep until she folded her arms high up behind her back then she fell asleep almost instantly. Thinking at least she hadn't been effected by her stay at institute in any way.
Only one thing remained to be done and she walked back to pick up her Jet. As she was about to climb aboard Kim heard
"Hey sugar lips"
Maybe the nuns therapy had worked as Kim managed to control her temper and fly off ignoring JohnnyBravo.
The End?