After a few minutes of being unconscious (she HAD fallen a very long distance), Linda awoke in a strange room. It had a black and white, sketchy appearance, was lined with doors that had strange portraits above them, and a rather peculiar statue held a bell in the centre. As she propped herself up, she felt a tingling sensation that appeared to be coming from her scarf. It gave her a bit of a fright when it turned to face her on its own, and she observed that the end had turned black, it had split into a hand, and had a large, yellow unblinking eye at the back with vibrant markings around it. It had also grown significantly longer, she noted.
Linda stood where she was for a moment, before deciding it would be best to potter about and get used to her surroundings. She looked up at the doors as she went, and noticed they had her sisters' names engraved above them, and the pictures seemed to depict abstract, monstrous creatures. She decided to go up and open one, but was stopped by some sort of entity that looked not unlike the logo she'd seen earlier.
It was flying on 2 sets of iridescent, holographic wings, and had a green and red striped body with yellow clawed hands and feet. On its head were eyes that seemed to stare right into Linda's soul, a pointy, beak-like nose and a row of perfectly aligned triangular teeth in its mouth.
'hello, child, and welcome to the Museum Of Agony' It said in a posh yet chilling voice. Linda felt its wings beating quickly above her head. She asked it 'why am I here and what have you done to my sisters you- you thingy?!' the creature answered 'yes… your sisters are achingly beautiful, no? we Zako, or vanity demons if you prefer, decided to give them a little treat, so we went up into human world and sent them a portal to transport them all here and let them get possessed. But unfortunately you, unlucky child, were not as vain as the other 12 in your family, so the least we could do was possess your scarf. Oh, your poor parents must be wondering where you are right now! Ohh ho oho ho ho!'
Linda felt quite agitated by this, and declared 'well, I'm going to rescue them then!' and she marched towards one of the doors surrounding her. The Zako saw what she was doing, and pulled her back. 'ah-ah-ah, little girl,' It told her 'you'll have to pay a bit of a fee if you want to save your dear sisters: now, go on ahead and bring me the bodies of 4 Bonita Zakos'. 'Bonitas? What are the-' was the last thing Linda said before the Zako shoved her into a door with a painting of some palm trees above it and shouted 'good luck!'.
Once she was on the other side of the door, Linda found herself on a tropical island, that had lush green grass, rugged cliffs and was moderately populated with tall palm trees that had succulent-looking coconuts growing on them. She could hear seabirds crying out to each other as they soared across the cloudless sky, and the calming surf of the indigo sea, its waves gently crashing against the elevated cliff face.
It seemed like such a relaxing, utopian place at first, until Linda saw something she didn't see everyday rapidly approaching her. It was a woman, but this was obviously no ordinary woman, as it had THE BIGGEST BREASTS LINDA HAD EVER LAID EYES ON! She was quick to realise this must've been one of the Bonitas the Zako was talking about and before she could do anything with it, her now-possessed scarf lurched out and pinched one of the Bonita's (for better want of a politer expression) nipples. It then let go of the bit of skin it had grabbed, which snapped back like an elastic band. This left the Bonita slightly dazed, but didn't kill it.
Luckily, Linda was quite smart and innovative (she couldn't do brain surgery though, that honour went to Miss Mecca) so after some tinkering, she learnt that she could partially control her scarf by moving her hand about. That would surely come in handy (no pun intended). She looked about for the Bonita she had targeted, but it wasn't there. Suddenly, her scarf pointed upwards as if to tell her 'above you!' and she saw quite a ridiculous sight- the Bonita was flying over the sea, using its breasts as propellers! Linda couldn't help but laugh at this, but did so too soon as the Bonita was back on the ground now, strutting merrily along.
She decided the best strategy to defeat it was to sneak up on it from behind, then stretch its back. She did just that, and it instantly keeled over and deceased. Feeling quite satisfied with herself, Linda then proceeded to find and successfully kill 3 more Bonitas needed to pay the toll.