Hi, everyone! Welcome, officially, to... craziness! I'll probably post every Thursday btw.
Ivy Willow: *snaps fingers* *the KotLC crew appears*
Tam: Oh no. It's you again.
Wylie: *Light leaps away*
Ivy Willow: Wylie? I thought it was just Tam who hated me!
Everyone else: *Light leaps away*
Ivy Willow: *snaps fingers* *the KotLC crew appears*
Everyone: *moans*
Ivy Willow: Okay, Keefe. YOU DISRESPECTED ME AND Sage River-
Fitz: Sage River and I, actually.
Ivy Willow: … Shut up.
Fitz: *sad*
Ivy Willow: YOU DISRESPECTED ME AND SAGE RIVER SOME TIME AGO! (Keefe: *mutters* that's not fair, that happened in a whole different fanfiction.) So, our react today will be… FITZPHIE!
silence*
Fitz: Yay!
Sophie: *blushes*
Ivy Willow: *mad* REACT!
Biana: asdfghjkl?
Keefe: NO! TEAM FOSTER-KEEFE IS WAY BETTER!
Fitz and Keefe: *get into a fight*
Keefe: *sitting on top of Fitz* I WIN! *sticks his tongue out*
Sophie: … Well, uhhhhhhhhh… okay *blushes*
Grady: What is happening here?
Ivy Willow: Our special guest is here! What do you think of Fitzphie?
Grady: Uhhhh… I like Dexphie.
Dex: *under his breath* SCORE!
Grady: *light leaps away*
Ivy Willow: Anyways, what do the rest of you think of Fitzphie?
Biana: It's okay, I guess. I would like Sophie as my sister.
Linh: But what do you think about Sophie and Fitz?
Biana: As long as they both like each other that way. What about you?
Linh: Well, yeah. Same as you. As long as they both like each other that way.
Marella: Exactly. I wouldn't fangirl over Fitzphie; Sokeefe is way better. But I'm okay with the idea.
Sophie: *blushes even more*
Ivy Willow: What about you boys?
Tam: It's better than Sotam, so I'm fine with it.
Ivy Willow: But you hate every ship with you in it!
Tam: I do. That's because I don't feel emotions anymore.
Dex: Wait. Anymore? Does that mean Tam used to feel emotions?
Wylie: Yooo! How is that possible?
Ivy Willow: REACT TO FITZPHIE YOU TWO!
Wylie: *thinks about it*
Dex: I mean… *shrugs* I don't really care if it happens, but I do care about what Keefe will make me do if it happens.
Ivy Willow: What would Keefe make you do?
Dex: I don't know, he'd probably set up a pranking company and hire me and make me prank Sophie and Fitz in like, every way possible.
Keefe: *still fighting Fitz* I WOULD!
Ivy Willow: Oh well.
Wylie, finally done thinking: *shrugs* It's fine, I guess
Ivy Willow: Took you long enough.
Sage River: *appears* SOKEEFE FOREVER! *makes Sophie and Keefe kiss*
Ivy Willow: SAGE RIVER THIS IS A FITZPHIE REACT, GO AWAY!
