I do not own any of the characters except for Arabella.
~Arabella's POV~
"Ugh! I hate mondays." Eddie groaned as he and Milton entered the dojo. Me and Jack were studying and chatting at moments. "Rudy comes in all depressed about how lonely his weekend was."
"I know. We either get stony silence or muffled sobbing." Milton said, "And I can smell it in the air, there's a sob a-coming."
"Don't worry, guys, Jack and I are on top of it, to keep him happy..." I assured as I bend down to get a giant cookie, "We bought him this giant cookie." A giant cookie wrapped in Saran wraps with a red bow on it.
"This weekend he told me he was gonna sit at home and watch his cat lick himself." Milton grimaced as me and Jack stood up.
"We're gonna need a bigger cookie." Jack told me.
"Yeah." I sighed.
"I had the greatest weekend of my life." Rudy exclaimed as he entered the dojo excitedly.
We all gave him a confused look. "Ok, what?" I asked.
"Yeah, I went on a date with Bethany Applebaum... And it was amazing."
"Wait." Kim said in shock. "Our health teacher
went out on a date with you?" I added.
"Yes, she did." Rudy said proudly.
"Why?" We all asked.
"Because she has the vision to see what 1,413 other women didn't." Rudy answered, "That I am dateable." He walked into his office.
"Jack!" Jerry shouted as he ran in, "I was down at Doctor Kicks Shoe Store getting these new swag A.B. High-Tops. You're not gonna believe it. They're hiring."
"Yes!" Jack cheered, "Dude, we gotta get jobs there."
"Yo, absolutely." Jerry bro-hugged Jack, "You get an employee discount and free odor busters for your feet."
"That's cool, you probably need those free odor busters."
"You have got to get this job." Milton told him.
"Wait." Eddie said, "Why are they called A.B.'s?"
"A.B. stands for air bags." Jerry explained, "They give you maximum bounce on the basketball court. Check it."
Jerry pushed a button on a remote to pump his shoes up, "Yeah, it says not to go past five
pumps, but I'm going up to 20."
"Uh, you really think that's such a good idea?" I asked him, worried.
"I think I know what I'm doing, Bella." Jerry sassed before popping his shoes and shooting up the ceiling, "That's what I'm talking
about. Maximum bounce, baby! Woo!" He was cut off by his coughs.
Don't you get all tough with me, I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? and we can have a ball,
run up the wall, this is how we do, and no matter how much, I chop and punch, it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
Here we go, let's start the party, chop it up
like it's karate.
everybody, don't you get all tough with me, I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? and we can have a ball, run up the wall, this is how we do, and no matter how much I chop and punch, it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
"And so the lonely peanut passes through the large intestine, out the rectum, and
into your toilet bowl. And that my friends, is the scoop... On poop." Milton finished as I grimaced through the whole thing.
"I do not think I'm ever eating again." Mika commented.
"You and me both, sister." I grimaced. Milton looked at who was doodling on her teacher folder.
"Oh, great job. A." She nodded after realizing his glance.
"Ever since Ms. Applebaum started going out with Rudy, this class has gotten a lot easier." Eddie said.
"Yeah, well, I didn't do my report. But I think I have another way around it." I smirked.
"Bella, you're up." smiled. I got out of my seat, walking up to the front of the class.
"See, I was with Rudy..." cue Applebaum's giggle, "And I worked on it with Rudy." Giggles,
"And Rudy." Cue her squeals.
"A plus." nodded. "I need some air." She walked out of the classroom as I smirked, high-fiving Eddie.
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"Guys, check it out." Rudy told us gesturing to his computer, "Bethany's status says 'in a
relationship with Pudy pie'. That's me."
"Congrats." I said sarcastically.
"Hi, Pudy pie." said as have entered the dojo.
"Hello, Bethany." Rudy greeted her back and the two started to giggle like teenagers.
We all groaned in disgust. Just as the couple was about to leave. "Hey, Ms. Applebaum. I uh, I meant to give this to you after class, but since you're here. Happy Birthday." I told her as I gift her a present. She gasped happily, looking at the gift.
"You remembered it's my birthday." Ms. Applebaum smiled, "That is so sweet." She looked at Rudy.
"It's just a box for your hair clips. Really nothing." I told her as she opened the gift.
"Oh, but it is something. It's very..
"It's pretty close to nothing." Rudy cut her off, "But you're really gonna love what I got you. Now close your eyes."
"This ought be good." I muttered as our teacher closed her eyes and Rudy ran over to the lost and found box.
"Um, see I shopped and I shopped and I shopped... Until I found something that I knew you would love." Rudy said, while looking, "See, what I got you was this... Beautiful, super
expensive, designer Beret."
"Oh! I love it!" squealed loudly, putting on the red beret just as an unfamiliar woman entered the dojo.
"Hi. I left my really old, super cheap,
non-designer Beret in here the other day." She said, "Did anyone see it?"
"Is this it?" Ms. Applebaum asked.
"Yeah, that's it." The lady nodded. Ms. Applebaum handed me the beret, allowing me to give it to Rudy. Rudy roughly threw it back at the woman who innocently caught it.
"I can't believe you lied to me." Ms. Applebaum said to Rudy, "Trust is the most important
thing in a relationship. Maybe you're not the man
that I thought you were. Good-bye, Rudy."
"Don't you mean Pudy pie?"
"Pudy pie is dead!"
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"What?!" I exclaimed after Jack told me about his situation with Jerry.
"Yeah. He just started dancing and cheering. I can't believe he'd do that to me! I'm the one who got him this job in the first place!" he pointed out.
"Well, I'll follow through the pact for him," I replied, trying to walk off to find the boss.
"You don't have to do that." Jack sighed.
"Alright, it has been stressful, I have to fix relationship problems," I shrugged.
"What?! Did I do something wrong? Baby please tell me what I did." Jack begged.
"Not our relationship," I laughed, pecking his nose. "Rudy and Applebaum got into a fight about trust and now she's a monster teacher, it's a whole thing. You didn't do anything wrong," I assured, pecking his lips this time.
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"The heart pumps over 2,000 gallons of blood
a day, making it our most important organ." Milton concluded. Ms. Applebaum groaned.
"Wrong!" Ms. Applebaum denied, lifting her head, revealing her running makeup and messy hair. "The heart is a pathetic, gnarled up sponge that soaks up nothing but misery!" Ms. Applebaum take a heart from a mannequin of a upper human body showing the heart and lungs while taking the heart out and throwing it in the trash, "Now, take out a piece of paper and I want you to write a 10,000 word essay! On the similarities between
a man and a lying snake."
"I can wrap it up in one word." I offered, "Everything."
"A plus." Ms. Applebaum screeched before sobbing again, walking to the back of the classroom.
"Rudy said he was gonna try and win her
back by doing some big romantic gesture." Milton reminded us.
"Maybe he was thinking flowers or cards or candy." Mika suggested
"Aww... that's will be so sweet." I cooed before I heard clanking from outside the classroom.
"Woo-ee!" Rudy breathed loudly as he practically hiked his way to the classroom with a rope, a bag, and some metals shoes.
"He went a different way." Mika said.
"Listen, Bethany. I know that I messed up. But to show you how much you mean to me,
I climbed to the top of Mount Seaford, and carved a heart with our initials in it." Rudy explained.
"That's the most thoughtful thing
anyone's ever done for me." Ms. Applebaum grinned, "I have to see it right now!"
"Wait, what?" Rudy asked and I facepalmed at Rudy's idiocy.
"Oh, I'm a climber, too." Ms. Applebaum told him.
"But you're in the middle of class."
"But we are in the middle of class."
"Hey, kids, get out right now!" Ms. Applebaum shouted as everyone scrambled out of the classroom from their seats. "We just have to go by my place and pick up my gear. Let's go."
Rudy stood completely frozen so Ms. Applebaum repeated herself one before shouting, "Rudy, let's go!l
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"I don't believe it. I'm almost there! I did it! I did it! I did it!" I heard Rudy exclaimed as Me and Milton hid to see Rudy being carried by Ms. Applebaum, "Woo! Oh, that is so exhilarating.
Okay, carry me back down."
"No, wait, wait." Ms. Applebaum stopped him, "Rudy, we came all the way up here to see our initials intertwined in a heart."
"Yeah. About that. Uh... The truth is..."
"Hey, Rudy." Milton greeted as the three of us stepped out of our hiding spot and Rudy let out a loud shriek.
"What the...?" He yelled as we smiled brightly, "
You scared the daylights out of me. What are you three doing here?"
"Well, we wanted to see the beautiful expression
of your love carved into the mountain." I smiled.
"Yeah. A lot of people want to see that, Bella." Rudy snapped, "But they're not gonna."
"They will if they look right here." Milton said as we stepped aside to reveal our masterpiece.
Ms. Applebaum gasped, "Oh, Rudy. It's amazing." She smiled, "Okay, there's a part of me that thought maybe you lied again. You just don't really seem like much of an outdoors man."
"What?" Rudy said awkwardly, "Are you kidding? I live for the outdoors."
"Well, I shouldn't have doubted you." She hugged him.
But when they pulled away, Rudy's expression fell slightly, "Yeah, Bethany. You should have doubted me. Because I am a liar!"
The word liar echoed across the mountains, "And I'm also handsome." Rudy tried to but only thing that was echoing was liar.
"That's a very judgmental echo." Milton said.
"The truth is... I didn't carve those initials. They did." Rudy admitted, "But I only lied to you because I like you so much, and I was scared of losing you. But I promise I will never ever, ever lie to you again."
"Okay, Rudy. I forgive you." Ms. Applebaum smiled.
"You know... I can't believe you actually thought I was an outdoors man for like a minute." Rudy tried to lighten up the mood further.
"Well, it's a good thing that you told me the truth,
because I was gonna suggest that we fly
down the mountain in these wing suits." Ms. Applebaum said.
"I'm sorry, wing-whats?"
Ms. Applebaum held out of arms to show us, the wings of the suit, "Yeah. With these suits, you can jump off the mountain, and glide down at over miles an hour. It's a real rush."
"Bethany, I like you very much, but there is no way that I would ever..." A wind caught Rudy's suit when he held his arms out and he was blown off the mountain, "Whoa!"
"I'm coming, Rudy!" Ms. Applebaum screamed and jumped after him.
We ran over to the edge, "Wow. He's really flapping those little wings." Milton exclaimed.
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I was watching Jack help Eddie with his spinning kick when Ms. Applebaum walked in. "Hey, guys." She greeted.
"Oh, hey, Ms. Applebaum." Eddie greeted, "Let me get Rudy."
"Hey, Rudy? Ms. Applebaum's here." Eddie called out to Rudy.
"Coming." Rudy's call back was muffled due to his whole body cast because he flew off the mountain.
Ms. Applebaum chuckled, "There's my outdoors man."Reservation's at 8:00, but it's gonna take a minute to bungee cord you to the top of my car."
"Oh no! A mummy!" Jerry yelled as he walked in, kicking Rudy. Me, Jack and Eddie winced.
"You might want to change your reservation to 9:00." Jack suggested.