While Helluva Boss is obviously for adults and I assume that everyone who reads my fanfics for it are, I'm putting a warning that this will have some sexual-adult themes in this AU, a little more than usual; it's not too explicit. If you do not like this or you are not an adult, then do not read this at all.
In a house overlooking a hill within Lust, somewhere in the Lust Ring, Blitzo and Fizzaroli are asleep in their bed, Fizz laying on top of Blitz's chest. As they continued to sleep, an alarm went off, which woke Fizz up first. He got up out of bed, grabbed a pink robe
"Rise and shine, Blitzo." Fizzaroli said before using an air horn to wake him up.
"Fuck. Why with the horn?" Blitzo said, grabbing his pillow and placing it around his horns/ears after he heard that noise.
Fizz giggled "Don't blame me. Blame how fucking fun they are. Besides, we need to get ready to judge the Lust Got Sexy Talent contestants."
"It's only 8 o clock, Fizz. We've got time before that." Blitzo said, as he got out of bed, looking at the alarm clock. He picked up a black robe that was on the ground and put it on.
Fizz said "Yeah, but you still gotta call our landlord about fixing that leaky pipe in the downstairs bathroom. He wrapped his arms around Blitz's shoulders, standing behind him.
Blitz rubbed his eyes for a bit before he said "Fair enough. I'll get up and fix us some breakfast before I do any of that."
Fizz said "You know, I could take a crack at cooking again."
"Ha, hah, ha. No, never again. I'm pretty sure we don't have time to de-Fizz the kitchen." Blitzo said, remembering how Fizz burnt the milk last time, almost causing a fire in their home.
"What, I could burn the orange juice this time." Fizz said playfully.
"Very funny." Blitzo said, laughing a bit.
Fizz said "You know what I'm craving. Breakfast burgers.".
Blitzo said "No kidding, I was thinking the same thing. Figures we need a big breakfast after that night of nasty sex.". He had flashbacks to how he was pounding Fizz from behind, giving him a few spanks on his ass.
"And all the nasty sex we'll have afterwards." Fizz said seductively. He and Blitz would have a makeout session while heading to the kitchen, almost aggressively wrestling with their tongues.
While Blitzo was making breakfast, Fizz was looking around the house to see if there was anything that they needed to get at the store, both in terms of food or basic necessities. Just then, Fizz noticed the mail coming into their mailslot and decided to go get it. Most of the mail was junk but he noticed four pieces that stood out to him.
The first one was a subscription to Latex World. Blitzo and Fizz sometimes buy their clothes there for casual purposes but they've been doing a lot of their shopping there for their entertainment business, Blitzo and Fizz's Sexy Clowns and Stunt Demons; it was like their imp circus but more akin to the themes of the Lust Ring; they did hire a few succubus demons and they have two hellhounds for security purposes. They also hired a fashion designer imp who makes most of the costumes for them and who is able to get them exclusive discounts, sometimes in the form of sex, thanks to how much business she's been getting as a sponsor.
The second one was a magazine for Lust Entertainment. Fizz skimmed through it and came across an article of past winners of the hit show Lust Got Sexy Talent and noticed his and Blitzo's name's and faces on their win four years ago; their sexy acrobatics and stunts made them the winners of that season. Winning the competition helped lay the foundation of their entertainment business; they even managed to get backing from Asmodeaus himself. They met and befriended other rising celebrities, like Verosika Mayday, and started living a life most imps would dream of.
The third one was an invite from a place called Sausage Factory. It was informing Blitzo and Fizz that they qualified for the Sausage Factory Dick Measuring Contest. He remembered how he and Blitzo entered that competition on a whim; neither of them won but they were considered highlights of the competition. Although, Fizz mostly remembers that day for the after contest orgy and how he topped Blitz that one time; he also remembered when they doubled team a succubi named Rod and how he called them both of his daddies at the end of their climaxes.
The fourth one was a letter addressed to Blitzo from Cash. As per their policy on any letters from him, Fizz tore it to shreds and flushed it down the toilet. Neither of them would forgive Cash after what he did to the circus, causing it to burn down, killing Blitzo's mom and his sister, Barbie Wire,in the process; if Blitzo hadn't gotten to Fizz in time when he was surrounded by fire and explosives, who knows what would have happened.
Blitzo shouted "Fizz, breakfast is ready."
"I'll be right there." Fizz said, leaving the bathroom. He then sat down at the table and started eating.
With his mouth filled with food, Blitz asked "Did we get any good mail?"
Fizz said "Most of it was junk but these are some of the best ones we got today.". He left out the part about the letter he received from his dad. He then gave Blitzo the mail so he could look at it himself.
Blitz said "Oh yeah, I heard that they were doing the Dick Measuring Contest. It would be fun to enter that again, just so I could beat that douche, Damian Daggerbain." Damian was a male succubus with a lot of muscles and long flowing black hair. Blitz remembered him and how he always showed off his pecs, flexed his muscles, and his singing voice.
"You're still mad about him winning over you. He only beat you by a few inches." Fizz said, rolling his eyes a bit.
"He used a dirty trick to make his dick bigger for a few seconds during judging. Had he not done that I would have won. Not to mention him getting a best sex ribbon was laughable. "
"Blitzo, you let him fuck you afterwards during the after contest orgy. You liked it. And he topped you."Fizz said, remembering that moment. While that was going on, he was being double pounded by another male imp and a shark demon; the shark demon started a make out session with him afterwards.
"That was a moment of weakness." Blitzo said, blushing a bit.
"Sure it was." Fizz said playfully.
Blitzo said "He's still a douchebag and he's terrible with his tongue. If you don't believe me, ask Verosika; she told me that his tongue work was barely serviceable.".
Fizz said "Maybe I will. By the way, we're still working with her on Earth for that Burning Dick festival, right?" Sometimes they work alongside Verosika's crew during her concerts on Earth
Blitz explained "Yeah, I think so. I'm still waiting to hear back from her about the logistics of it. Although, she does want us to do the opening act for her before going on stage. You're still ok with going to that festival, right?". He also remembers Fizz's reactions to large amounts of fire being very terrifying for him, largely due to the circus fire and how he almost got blown up in it if it weren't for Blitzo coming to save him.
"I am." Fizz said in a calming tone of voice.
Blitzo said "You sure. It may be a sex festival but it does involve fire and I know how you are with fire."
"I'm sure, Blitzo. Even though I'm not completely over fire, I'm fine being around it so long as you are there." Fizz said, placing his hand on Blitzo's hand.
"Alright." Blitzo said. Before he could give Fizz a kiss on the hand, they noticed that Blitzo's phone started to ring.
"It's the landlord."Fizz said, noticing the words "Landlord" on Blitzo's phone.
Blitzo answered it and said "Yello. Hey Doyle. Yeah, we've been having that problem. I was going to call you about it. What? . Can't you reschedule it for another time? No. Fine. One of us will be there.". He then hung up disappointed.
"What happened?" Fizz asked
Blitzo explained "Well the good news is the landlord knows about the leak; it's become a problem in 5 other houses. He's taking care of it but he's automatically scheduled to have ours taken care of this Saturday afternoon; one of us has to be there for that.
Fizz said "I can't do that. I'm going to a dance club with Ace, Dylan, and Joey."
Blitzo said "And I'm entering a poker tournament that day too." He and Fizz then started looking at each other intensely.
Fizz said with a smile on his face"How about we decide who has to do this the right way?".
"Sex showdown?" Blitzo said, licking his lips.
Fizz said "Sex showdown. Since we're pressed for time, we'll stick with the first one to get the other guy to cum first wins."
"You're on, bitch."Blitzo said. The two would finish their breakfast, head for the shower, and the showdown would begin.
After a brief sex showdown that would result in Fizz winning, he and Blitzo would get changed, leave their apartment, and head for Ozzie's, where the auditions for Lust Got Sexy Talent, via a limo that was called for them; while there were other audition locations for the show, they were in charge of the one being held at Ozzie's. While they were walking in, crowds started to cheer for Fizz and Blitzo, asking for their autographs or simple acknowledgements; some of the ladies even showed off their breasts in hopes that the two would sign them. Even though they were pressed for time, the two did some quick hellos and simple initial signing on a few of the fans before heading inside; although, Blitzo made sure that they didn't sign any creeps since he could tell the difference between the creeps and the real fans. Once inside, they met up with Verosika Mayday, their friend and Blitz's friend with benefits.
"Blitzo, Fizz, there you are. I was wondering when you'd two show up."
"Hey Ver. Hope we weren't keeping you waiting too long."
"Nah, I just got here too. I heard that there were some technical issues that they're fixing so it's not like we're the ones keeping everyone waiting. Although, stars like us are worth the long wait.
"I can't argue with that."
"All the technical issues have been resolved."
Blitzo, Fizzaroli, and Verosika would sit down at their chairs, notify security to let the first contestant in for their addition. Everyone there would have five minutes or less to do their auditions. The auditions ranged from showing off their best work through videos or through live sex performances; you were also allowed to leave videos with the judges for further review (with the possibility of it being used for jerking off purposes). The auditions would last for a couple of hours before they were closed. While the trio had a pretty good idea of who made the cut and who didn't, they were going over a few who managed to catch their attention the most and determining which one of them would be personally mentored by either one of them.
"I really liked Burton's performance. He really knows how to be a sexy clown and a classic clown at the same time." Fizz said, looking at a picture of Burton, who was a clown imp that wore a red and silver costume. His performance was a simple pole dance that involved gags being thrown at him, like pies and balloons; he also left the panel a video of him at a clown pageant that he did in Greed, where he won first place largely due to his show involving him doing what he called "gag sex" with an assistant female succubus assistant that he hired.
Blitzo said "Yeah, it almost reminded me of our imp circus performances. You better teach him right, Fizz."
"Oh, I will." Fizz said confidently.
Verosika said "And see if you can get him to do anal with the ladies."Blitzo and Fizz raised an eyebrow, surprised that she knew/thought that. "What, I could tell that he doesn't like anal and that's holding him back."
"What about Triple M?" Fizz asked, holding up the picture of Triple M, which consisted of two imps named Moxxie and Millie and a succubus named Milky. The trio are a married throuple, although both ladies are married to Moxxie. Their audition involved Moxxie singing a sexy love ballad about how he fucked Millie and Milky at the same time; at the same time, Millie and Milky were touching him in every sexual manner that they could, like nibbling his neck, kissing his face, and giving his dick a rub. They also left an audition video that showed them their sex life; the highlights involved Moxxie's tongue work, Millie and Milky's lazy 69 position, and how Moxxie was being pegged by both ladies (which really impressed Blitzo).
Blitzo said "Let me have them. They have so much potential, especially that Moxxie fellow. I can mold them into awesome fuck machines."
Verosika said "No, I should have Triple M. Moxxie has a musical talent that I can mold and make him, Millie, and Milky into real fuck machines at the same time."
Blitzo said "You've got plenty of musical talent with you already. We need them as fuck machines more than that and I'm a better at making that happen."
Fizz noticed that they were staring at each other intently. So he said "How about you two dual mentor them? That way you (Verosika) can mold them into strong musical talents and you (Blitzo) can mold them into amazing fuck machines. I also see this as your best chance to fuck Moxxie equally.".
Blitzo said "I can live with that."
Veroska said "Me too." She and Blitzo would shake their hands on this matter.
"What about you, FIzz? Don't you think that he's fuckable?" Blitzo asked, seeing if Fizz wanted in on fucking Moxxie later too if given the chance.
Fizz said "He's fuckable but not my type of fuckable."
"If you say so. Now, who's going to mentor Mistress Loona?" Blitz asked, holding up a picture of Loona, a hellhound, in a black, leather bondage gear and holding a whip. Her audition involved her using a hellhound friend of hers, Esme, as part of a dominatrix show that involved whips, paddles, and dildos. She also left them a compilation video of her pleasing/torturing other hellhounds with her methods, highlighting how she got each of them off.
Verosika said "Leave her to me. She's a great dominatrix but she's missing a few things that could make her the best. You're ok with that, right Blitz?"
"I'm fine with it. As much as I hate to admit it, you're better at BDSM than I am." Blitzo said, remembering his last experience with Verosika in bondage gear; he also remembered how she played around with his tail during that time, stimulating it with acupuncture needles.
"How humble of you to say." Verosika said, giggling a bit.
"What about Chazz? Are we sure that we should let this guy in? He's got small dick size written all over him; worst case scenario he's a terrible lover." Blitzo asked, holding up a picture of Chazz, a shark demon. His audition involved him singing about how he's brought many demons to what he called "Chazz Town" or "Cum Town". He left them a compilation video that had the song he sang in the background but it showed him how every one of his sexual partners (13), were laying in bed after he (supposedly) satisfied them.
"I agree. Although he would make for a fun laugh for the show itself. It's not like we don't bring along a few jokes for entertainment value." Verosika said, laughing at his photo mockingly. She could tell that most of those partners were either faking it or were completely dissatisfied from their experience with him.
Fizz said "Leave him to me, guys. I've dealt with small dick sized demons before and I can mold him into something presentable."
Blitzo asked "You sure, Fizz? He didn't exactly advertise that he would want to be a clown."
"I'm sure. And if it doesn't work out, then we can simply humiliate him in the end by placing him in the small dick size chair at Ozzie's." Fizz said while Blitzo and Verosika were nodding in agreement.
A voice said "Looks like you guys have a nice selection.". Then suddenly, the symbol of Asmodeus appeared in front of them along with Asmodeaus himself.
Fizz said "Big Oz, this is a surprise. We were just about to go see you about our selected candidates.". He then gave him the list and pictures of the approved acts to him.
Asmodeaus said "I can see that. I'll be sure to look over them and the others and let you know how we'll work them into the show."
Blitzo asked "When should we hear back?"
Asmodeus said "Give me a week. You'll hear something from me then. Why don't you guys enjoy the bar after all your hard work."
"I'm down with that. Now let's relax at the bar. I could use a drink." Verosika said as she, Fizz, and Blitzo got up from their chairs.
"Blitzo, can I talk to you for a minute? Alone." Asmodeaus said, stopping Blitzo from leaving. The two of them headed for another room to talk privately.
"What do you need, Big Oz?" Blitzo asked. He was sort of hoping if he was inviting him and Fizz to his room for dinner and sex, like he sometimes does when both imps are free.
Asmodeus said "I need an unusual favor. You remember how I sometimes asked you to guest on some of the live brothels?
Blitzo said "Yeah, sure. I remember that last one with this sexy cowboy from Wrath who knew how to appreciate horses like I do."
Asmodeus said "Well, I need you to do that again but for a specific client."
"You've never asked me to do a specific client before. Why is this any different?" Blitzo asked, since this was an unusual request from Ozzie based on what he knows about him.
Asmodeus explained "It's in large part due to him helping me out with something important. And every fuck buddy I've tried setting him up with after his divorce hasn't been working. Sure he's been pleasured plenty of times but it feels empty for some reason. I figured I'd go big and ask you to handle this since you've had zero unsatisfied sexual partners"
Blitzo said "Well, since you're asking for my help and this is a close associate of yours. Alright, count me in. But I'll need something from you too."
"What would that be?" Asmodeus asked. Blitzo then pulled out a list called "Plans for Fizz's' Birthday Party" and gave it to Asmodeus to look at.
"Fizz's birthday is coming up and I want to surprise him with this." Blitzo said, showing him the important stuff that h
"Oh kinky. You've got a deal." Asmodeus said.
Blitzo asked "What's the client's name that you want me to fuck?".
"Stolas. He's a Goetia demon. He's a great guy but he's a reserved-shy type." Asmodeus said, showing him a picture of the Goetia doing a sexy-lying pose on a bed naked and shy.
Blitzo said "He seems relatively fuckable.".
At the same time that Blitzo and Asmodeaus were talking, Fizz and Verosika were sharing a smoke at the bar. They also had drinks ready but they were waiting for Blitzo to finish his talk with Asmodeaus. While waiting, Fizz asked Verosika about her experience with Damian Daggerbain, explaining how he's got a good dick but his tongue work sucked.
"So that's how you knew that he was really good in the sack but terrible at tongue." Fizz said, sipping a drink after Verosika told him that story.
Verosika said "Yeah. It was a moment of weakness for me too. But still doesn't change how much of a douchebag he really is and how bad he is with his tongue, so Blitzo is right about that."
Fizz said "Guess I can't lord him over Blitzo anymore."
Verosika said "Oh no, you can still do that. Because that second time we fucked him, not only did he say "harder daddy" but he also made him cum a lot sooner than he normally does. And we both know how long Blitzo can last.". She then took a sip of her drink.
"Thank you, I'll remember that." Fizz said with a sly smile on his face.
"Your still ok with me fucking Blitzo on a casual basis, right?" Verosika asked. Out of all of her sexual partners and friends, she's had sex with Blitzo the most. While they usually have sex with each other during parties or casual hangouts out of boredom, they've been doing it even when they are out on business in the human world or in Lust during or after a show.
Fizz said "Yeah, of course. It's not like I don't fuck around with other demons besides him. Ace and I had sex a few days ago."
"I know that. It's just I've had sex with Blitzo the most out of all of my fuck buddies. I just don't want to accidentally get in the way of what you and he have by doing that." Verosika said, drinking her entire bottle of alcohol in one go.
Fizz placed his hand on her shoulder and said "Ver, I don't have a problem with you being in love with Blitzo. We've talked about this plenty of times."
Verosika said "I know. I just want to be sure that I'm not getting in the way."
Fizz said "Besides, he could use all the love he can get from others, especially from those he trusts. You're someone who understands him more than most demons in Lust. He hasn't had that many ever since the fire; since losing his mom and sister."
Verosika said "What about everyone at your business? From all the times we've worked together, I've seen how he treats everyone there. He's made a name for himself as one the best Imps to work for in all of Lust. Everyone is almost begging to come work for Blitzo and you too.
Fizz said "True. We've become a very successful pair. And everyone has been begging to come work for us. But what they see is his surface level confidence. They see the performer inside of him, who's almost bulletproof, and not the person who's hurting. Even though it was by accident, you've seen his vulnerable side."
Verosika said "Yeah, I have.". She started having flashbacks of a time when Blitzo's dad showed up one time when he and Verosika were out together. She remembered him holding his dad by the neck, nearly choking him to death with tears in his eyes.
Fizz said "That's why I have a favor to ask you."
Verosika asked "What's that?".
"Sometime this weekend, Blitzo is going to be at home with a plumber who's supposed to be at our house. Use that time to tell him how you really feel about him. At the very least, you two should clear the air about this if you're going to be working together during this time
"Alright." Verosika said.
(A week later)
Inside the apartment of Moxxie, Millie, and Milky, they were in the shower together. The trio just got back from a mission that involved a lot of blood, cake, and whip cream; Milky was washing Moxxie's back while Millie was washing Milky's back; Moxxie would wash her back next. Eventually, it would lead them to having brief make out sessions too; Milky and Millie would take turns making out with Moxxie while also giving him a brief make out session in front of him. The trio got out of the shower and headed for the bed. But before they could continue, Moxxie's phone started to ring so he decided to answer it.
"Hello. Yes. OK. Yes, we'll be there. Thank you." Moxxie said before he hung up the phone
Millie asked "Who was that, Moxxie?"
Moxxie said with an excited tone "It was Lust Got Sexy Talent. We're in.".
Milky said "Alright. So who's going to act as our mentor?"
Moxxie said "We're getting dual mentorship with Danger Zone Blitzo and Verosika Mayday."
Milky said "We must be really good if we're getting two mentors instead of one."
Millie said "Indeed we are. But we owe it all to you, Moxxie." She leaned in to Moxxie a lot closer.
"You're the one who knows how to please demons like us and make a song about it." Milky said as she was leaning closer to Moxxie too.
"Well, I have the two most inspiring demons in all of Hell." Moxxie said, kissing both of his girls on the cheek.
Millie said "And if all goes well.".
Milky said "You'll have more demons like us.".
"I'm looking forward to that." Moxxie said as he would start making out with both ladies so they could start having sex.
While the trio were having sex, Moxxie's phone would buzz. It was a message from his mother, Mildred, saying: If you managed to get into Lust Got Sexy Talent, call me in the morning. I have a job for you and your wives. It involves destroying a piece of Crimson's legacy.
Somewhere in a room filled with BDSM gear and devices, Loona was servicing a client (and friend), Vikki; she had her tied to a slab on her stomach around her wrist and ankles. Loona had just finished whipping her before she went by her paddle rack and grabbed a metal paddle with the words "Slut Maker IV" and started slapping her ass. This caused Vikki to scream with pleasure, albeit a muffled scream. She would continue to do this for five minutes until a timer went off.
"Your session is over." Loona said. She's un-tied Vikki from the slab and gave her a bathrobe.
"Thanks again for doing this for me in secret." Vikki said as she was putting on the bathrobe, trying to hide her blushing face.
"No problem, Vikki. What are friends for?"
"I better get going. I have to do something to take care of." Vikki said as she's about to leave for the dressing room area. On her way there, she bumped into another Hellhound. She looked up and recognized him to be Vortex, Loona's boyfriend.
"Another satisfied customer."Vortex said playfully, as he walked toward Loona.
"Tex. You're off early." Loona said while embracing Vortex. The two then shared a brief make out session.
"Thought I'd stop by and surprise you. So, have you heard anything back from them yet?" Vortex asked, talking about Loona's audition for Lust Got Sexy Talent.
Loona said "I have. I'm in and my mentor is going to be Verosika Mayday."
"Awesome. That means you've got the best mentor. Only the best for my girl. So, how should we celebrate?" Vortex asked.
Loona said "I was thinking about that new restaurant in the Pride Ring. You know, Sulfuric Meat and Bones."
Vortex said "I'm down with that. I've heard good things about that place."
Just then, Loona's phone started to ring and see who it was. It was Beelzebub, the Sin of Gluttony. She answered "Hello. Hey Bee. Yeah, thanks. I can't at the moment. Tex and I are going out to eat. Ok. Yes, you just have to fill out the form. Why are you asking me to do this? What does some bet you have with Asmodeus have to do with me? Fine. I'll ask them but I can't guarantee anything. Bye Bee." Loona hung up the phone.
Vortex asked "What did Bee want?"
Loona said "She wants me to come over to her place tomorrow so I can train for the show. She's going to become a customer for one of my sessions. And she wants me to bring you and one other friend of mine."
Vortex asked "Why?.
Loona said "Because of a bet she has with Asmodeaus. She says she'll explain when we see her. You don't mind helping me with this, do you?"
Vortex said "Anything for my girl."
"And Vikki. You can come too." Loona said, knowing that Vikki was trying to hide herself from eavesdropping but couldn't.
Elsewhere, inside of a rundown motel, a hired gun named Striker was on the phone with someone, hung up and started talking to a burnt imp who was laying on the bed.
Striker said to this imp with burn scars, a metal leg, and an eyepatch on her right eye. "It looks like Chazz got in. He's being mentored by Fizzaroli. Does that work for you?"
The Imp said "Yeah, that will work. He can focus on him while we deal with Blitzo and Verosika."
Striker said playfully "Not that you're squeamish or anything but are you sure that you'll be able to kill your brother when the time comes?"
The Imp said "Oh I will. I killed my own father a few hours ago. I can kill him." She was holding a picture of her younger self, her father, her mother and a younger Blitzo; her mother and father had "X's over their faces.
Striker said confidently "That's all I wanted to hear."
The female imp grabbed him by the neck and said with a smile on her face "Now take me already. I'm still feeling the rush from murdering Cash and that slut that he was fucking."
"With pleasure, Barbie baby." Striker said before he and Barbie Wire started making out and stripping off their clothes.
And there you have it. Lustverse, or as I would also like to call it, All Roads Lead to Lust. Basically, this one deals with all the main characters having their lives and stories heading toward the Lust Ring, their lives all leading to it. I may do similar ones for the other rings but the best ones that I can do for now, if I do them, are Greedverse and Wrathverse since I can get a pretty good idea on how to do that for everyone. When we see more of the Gluttony, Envy and Sloth rings along with certain lifestyles involved I will do AUs like this one for them.
Also, unless I can make another short chapter, this will be the last chapter of the year. Seeing how Mastermind went down is making me rethink how I want to do certain AUs along with wanting to see how Sinsmas turns out as well. For example, I may rework my Apology Tour AU idea since the events of Mastermind might paint a very different picture of things for that now.
Don't forget to comment about this and leave any ideas if you like. I can't promise that I will do them but every idea can help, so long as it's reasonable.