At the Buzco family circus, Blitzo was cleaning the horse stalls when a package arrived for him out of the blue. He noticed that nobody was there to claim it so he decided to open it. It was a small mirror with a letter addressed to him. There were instructions saying to press the button on the side of the mirror when he's alone. Blitzo took the chance to find a quiet spot somewhere he wouldn't be disturbed by anyone. He pressed the button and someone appeared before him. It was Prince Stolas.
"It worked. I'm so glad it worked. Hi." The prince said, excited to see Blitzo again.
"You. Stolas, right?" Blitzo said, surprised to see the prince. At first he thought he figured out what he did to him, stealing stuff from his home, but it didn't sound like that based on how happy he was to see him.
Stolas said "Um,yes. I had this made for us in secret so that we could continue to talk. I know you're busy with being a circus clown and all but would it be possible for us to still remain in touch as friends? At least once or twice a month when I'm not busy with preparing for my role in the Goetia Family."
"I guess I can do that. But why do you even want me as a friend? I'm just an imp." Blitz said, trying to understand why a prince like him would want a friend like him, since he's a lower class demon.
Stolas explained "To be honest, I don't really know. I just feel like you're the only one that I could see as a true friend. Someone that would be honest with me."
"Not exactly what I was expecting to hear but ok. I'll find time for us to talk."Blitz said, deciding to go along with this for now.
Ever since then, Blitzo and Stolas would start to communicate in secret; Blitz would find time to sneak off from everyone at the circus while Stolas would make sure that during his breaks from studying and learning his Goetia Family duties. As a result of their communications, Stolas would gain better insight of what it is like to live as a commoner while Blitz would learn (some) knowledge of what the Goetia family does for a living, or rather what Stolas is supposed to do for a living. Their continued, secret friendship would help each other greatly with the tough times in their lives, especially for Stolas when he was starting to deal with his fiance.
Unfortunately, they would lose touch for quite some time due to Stolas's royal duties and the fire that took Blitzo's family circus and his mother that would make it hard for him to talk to Stolas about it. It wouldn't be until Blitz met up with Millie, introduced her to Moxxie and Loona, that they would meet again when he and Stolas accidentally activated the mirror at the same time again that they would meet again and come together to help each other again.
Inside the office building of IMP, Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie had just come back from a job on Earth that involved killing a rockstar and his two roadies; the client was a former roadie that died from some drugs that they gave her before she died. After they killed the targets and received the money from the client, everyone would go home for the day with the exception of Blitz, who was going to meet up with Prince Stolas at his mansion; before he left the office, he grabbed a bag titled "Sex Stuff for Stolas". Upon arriving at the mansion, he would sneak in through the balcony window of his home and find Stolas in his library.
"Blitz." Stolas said, looking at him with an intense look.
"Stolas. Business or pleasure?" Blitz asked, with a sly smile on his face.
Stolas then smiled with a slightly evil grin on his face and said "Pleasure first, business later. I had a very busy day today and I need to unwind."
"Alright then. I'll bring out the ropes and spice." Blitz said, pulling out a rope and a bottle filled with red powder. He then ran toward Stolas, jumped up high, and the two started making out, their tongues twirling in each other's mouths. Stolas would use his magic to teleport them to his bedroom, where they immediately take off their clothes.
Ever since their reunion, Stolas would act as a benefactor for IMP. He provided Blitz with an asmodean crystal that would allow him access to the living realm, complete with human disguises; he convinced Asmodeaus to give it to him for Blitz due to him assisting him with Goetial Business that needed to be handled discreetly, which was partially true since he did know a few Goetia demons who have stake in the living realm and would want certain humans eliminated for their benefit. Stolas would meet up with these demons and have them pay him for the job but he would give the money to Blitz and his team free of charge, although Blitz did make sure that Stolas did get a cut of the profits since it was only fair. However, there was a thing that he did ask for Blitz's help that was personal to him that he would call "exploring his sexual fantasies". Blitz saw it as helping Stolas explore his sexuality since he could tell that he was touch starved for quite some time. Since Blitz already knew about a lot of crazy sex stuff, he would help Stolas out in finding what he liked so that he could apply it to a future partner one day. Stolas has expressed some interest in wanting Blitz to be his partner; however, Stolas does not try to push him into being that.
"Blitz, where did you learn how to do that thing with your tongue? Stolas said with a smile on his face. He was currently tied up with ropes around his wrist.
"I remember seeing something from an old porno about horses that I saw. I figured you might like that." Blitz said, untying the ropes for Stolas.
"Well, you're right about that. I'm adding this to the list of my kinks." Stolas said, using his magic to pull out a list from his drawer titled "My Kinks" and wrote down what he and Blitz just did. He then asked him "But what was the name of that movie that you got this from?"
Blitz said "It's called Horsejackers in it's a porno.".
Stolas said "Thanks. Maybe I'll watch it in my spare time. By chance, does it have any romantic scenes in it?"
Blitz explained "Not really. There was this one scene that involved Tiffany Tata being in love with Hondo Maximus but I don't think it's what you're looking for. This is a porno, Stolas, not a romcom.". He knew how much Stolas liked romcom stuff but knows how he can get a little too into that sort of thing so he had to remind him of that.
Stolas said "Fair enough."
Blitz said "That being said, Moxie tends to suggest musicals all the time. If he suggests any that involve romantic stuff for you, I'll let you know.".
"Thanks. On to the important business at hand, I need your help in the ring of Wrath next week. For the Harvest Moon Festival." Stolas said with a serious tone of voice.
"For what?" Blitz asked, wondering what he was going to tell him. When Stolas sounded like that, he knew something was wrong.
Stolas explained "An assassination attempt against me. I have reason to believe that Stella is going to have me killed during that time."
Blitz asked "How do you know for sure?"
Stolas explained further "Because of what Octavia told me. While she didn't use the term assassin, she said that her mother really wanted to cause harm to me. That she didn't care who this person had to go through to make it happen. She's still very angry about the divorce. Or more specifically, how I humiliated her during her "Not Divorced Party" by announcing our divorce by throwing her out with all of her possessions."
Blitz said "But didn't you give her a house to live in that's near all the rich fuckers? You'd think the bitch would be grateful for that."
Stolas said "Yes but I heard that house was never sold to anyone because of how cheap it was and that the previous tenant was a crazy cat lady. The only reason I knew about it was thanks to Octavia during our outing together when she bought a taxidermied cat that is said to have come from that same house."
Blitz said "I see. I'll let my employees know about this; we'll be there to protect you. It shouldn't be too hard since my employees are from Wrath anyway. But you know, and maybe this is out of line, I could take care of her for you. Stop her before it starts.". He had a pretty good idea of how bad Stolas's marriage to Stella was based on what he's told him about her. Sometimes he wondered why he didn't kill her first but understood that he did it for Octavia's sake of having as much of a normal life as possible.
Stolas said "While I'm not against the idea, I'd rather not resort to that. At least, not yet. While there's the problem with dealing with her brother, Andreaphus, I'd rather not have her killed for Octavia's sake. She's already going through a tough time with our divorce so I don't want to add to that by having her mother killed."
"Is your daughter ok with us being "close"?" Blitz asked. He remembers how much Octavia did not initially like him because he was getting close to her dad and how he convinced Stolas to divorce Stella while also humiliating her at the "Not Divorced Party".
Stolas explained "Octavia is still getting used to the idea. At least, I think she is. She's still confused as to why I ended things the way I did with her mother but we're working through this as best we can. But she at least understands that you are a dear friend to me. And from what I've heard, she's becoming close friends with your daughter."
Blitz said "Yeah, I noticed that Loona has been talking to Octavia lately. She tries to hide it but I can tell that they're becoming close friends."
Stolas said "I'm just glad that Octavia has a friend. It's the one thing I regret not being able to find her after all these years.".
Blitz asked "Stolas. You're still ok with this, right?" While he didn't mind the whole sexual relationship between Stolas, he didn't want to get in the way of Stolas finding someone else if he wanted too. He viewed him as the one friend from his childhood that he managed to hang on too despite their distance from each other.
Stolas said "You mean our business partnership? Of course. I want to help in any way that I can.".
Blitz said "Yeah, but I'm talking about this whole casual fuck session. I know you've been in a loveless marriage for quite some time but you don't need me to find happiness. I'm sure there are plenty of demons who would want to love and fuck you."
"Maybe. But I want you. I don't know why but you're the one I want. And I know you're not ready for that sort of thing but my door will always be open to you."Stolas said, grabbing Blitz's hand. While Blitz has been relatively vague about what happened to him in the past, Stolas knew some of the details of what happened to Blitz, mainly the fire that destroyed his family's circus. He did find out later in life but was told by others that Blitzo had died in the fire, or no one knew where he was.
"Why? You're a Goetia Prince and I'm an imp. And even if that weren't the problem, you don't know how much I destroyed. Whom I've destroyed." Blitz said, looking away from Stolas for a bit before he placed his hand on his face to turn his head back toward him.
Stolas then said "I know there's a lot I don't know about you, Blitz. But I do know this: you didn't destroy my life. If anything, you made my life better. The talks we had when we were young helped me during the tough times of my Goetia Family duties and being married to Stella. And while we may come from different classes, you're the one that helped me realize that; it helped me find ways to be a better prince. Without that, I don't know what I would be. And while I know I still have a lot to learn about it, I want to learn it because of you. With you. ".
Blitz said "Thanks, Stolas. I don't often hear that from anyone. But would you be ok with being around someone like me?"
Stolas said "I'm sure I will. In fact, since you're still uncertain about that, I think we should find out."
"What do you mean?" Blitz asked with a confused look on his face.
Stolas explained "Let's go on a real date. You pick the day and setting; it doesn't have to be anytime soon, make all the preparations you need. Let's see what a date looks like between the two of us. If it works, then we'll figure out where we go from there. If it does not work, then we'll still remain friends, business partners, and friends who fornicate with each other from time to time."
Blitz said "Are you sure about this? Cause what if we say or do something that we'll both regret." He then thought to himself "What if I do something I regret." He had a brief flashback of what he did to Verosika when they dated. How he ended things with her wasn't pretty and he did regret what happened (to some extent).
Stolas said "I don't care. No matter what happens, I still want you in my life, Blitz. I want to find a way for us to make this work."
"Alright, bottom bitch. I'll come up with something." Blitz said with a smile on his face.
"I'm looking forward to it, my big dick Blitzy." Stolas said with a flirty smile on his face. He then looked down and noticed that the bed covers were rising a bit.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to fuck up the moment by getting hard." Blitz said with a grin on his face.
While it did fuck up the moment a bit, Stolas took this as an opportunity to show Blitz what he has learned from him as extra performance review of sorts. He topped Blitz in their second round, showing off his tongue work with Blitz's dick and his asshole. Not only was Blitz impressed with this, he almost begged Stolas to do it again. Strangely enough, that moment would become a prime motivator for him to come up with a real date for him and Stolas.
Blitz would then come up with a plan for an actual date day for him and Stolas. He put as much thought into it as possible, although he was still worried about fucking it all up; this caused him to change the plans almost all the time. Although, it would get delayed for a while due to multiple factors, like Stolas's assassination attempt, a human organization called DHORKS taking notice of Blitz and his team despite them being in human disguises, and a bunch of cherubs from heaven getting in the way.
(A few months later)
Outside of Stola's mansion, Blitz was waiting for Stolas to come out of his mansion for their date day. He would let M and Loona handle things at IMP for today, especially the job that involved a lot of lumberjacks; Loona was able to go on more missions ever since they hired an intern to act as their receptionist. Octavia was also staying at the IMP office during this time as well; they wanted her to be somewhere safe ever since the botched assassination attempt on Stolas's life; they wanted to make sure that Octavia wouldn't become a target too since it was her that warned Stolas in the first place.
"Oh Blitzy. I'm here." Stolas said as he walked out of his mansion's front door in an elegant outfit. While not unlike his regular outfit, this one was more of a dark blue outfit with a cape resembling stars on it.
"Wow. That's a bit overkill, don't you think." Blitz said, feeling a bit underdressed since all he's wearing is a leather jacket, jeans, and a red shirt. He also tried to hide the fact that he was blushing a bit.
Stolas said "Maybe. But I wanted to look extra nice for you for our real date."
Blitz said "You know that there's no going back after this."
"I know. That's why I think there's nothing to worry about." Stolas said, placing his hand out toward Blitz with a bow. Blitz would grab it and escort him to his van.
That day would mark the true beginning of Blitz and Stolas's romantic relationship. The night where they made out in front of everybody at Ozzie's while also flipping off Fizzaroli, Asmodeaus, and Verosika; Verosika was angry, Fizzaroli was annoyed, and Asmodeaus was impressed. At the same time, they were being watched by the very assassin who tried to kill Stolas, Striker; only this time, he had a metal arm, an eyepatch, and burn marks on his right side.
There you have it. My version of a Stolitz AU. I knew in order for it to work on an original timeline scenario, even with the changes, I used their childhood meeting to expand on them becoming actual friends but in secret, building off of what it would look like for them to have been friends a little bit longer. Mainly I needed to take care of some of Stolas's lack of how the lower class lived since Sinsmas provided how clueless Stolas really was and that a long term friendship with Blitz helped him know about it while also seeing the class divide. I also consider this a version one of this AU. A version two would likely revolve around Blitz and Stolas becoming a couple-family a lot earlier but I need canon information as it relates to Loona, Stella, and maybe seeing how Octavia develops in season 3. And yes, any shorts or full chapters involving this au will probably involve their Ozzie date.
Here's what I'm thinking in terms of shorts for this AU so far:
Stolas and impkind- Stolas reflects on how to assist Impkind and how his relationship with Blitz can continue to work.
Stolitz and Fizzmodeus- Blitz and Stolas having dinner with Fizzaroli and Asmodeaus.
Blitz and Octavia- Octavia talks to Blitz about her dad.
Stolitz Sinsmas Celebration- Blitz invites Stolas and Octavia to celebrate Sinsmas at the IMP office party.
Feel free to let me know which ones interest you the most, or if there is a particular idea that you would like to see.