Total Drama World Race- Walk Like An Egyptian Part 1
The episode began showing Chris standing on a tarmac, ready to introduce the first set of contestants. To say he was excited would be an understatement. "Season 3, and I am going sea to shiny sea. Fortunately, or rather unfortunately I have a traveling teen circus with me. They will be competing for a shot at the money. Please welcome Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Trent, and Leshawna!"
While Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, and Trent were shown smiling, Heather decided for the fun of it to stop walking so Gwen, her nemesis for two seasons, would bump into her "accidentally" as such Gwen fell for the bait.
"Ow, can I get a seat that is not next to Heather's pony hair ponytail." Gwen protested.
"Hey, I will let you know my hair is human hair." Heather sniped back as she still felt some insecurity about her hair, and the second season.
"You learn something new every day." Duncan said, making Gwen laugh, while Courtney glares at Duncan, and both Trent and Leshawna both raise their eyebrows at Gwen's reaction, wondering why Gwen was still so friendly with Duncan.
"Also returning are Lindsay, Beth, Owen, DJ, and Harold!" Chris announced as Lindsay blew a kiss and Beth waved to the camera excitedly. But Chris noticed none of the guys were out. "Uh guys? What's the hold up?"
"Sweet baby Canada, I am scared!" Owen yelled out as he and DJ were leaving the bus with DJ trying to comfort him. Owen's fear of flying on full display. "I'm going to die!"
"Don't you remember Chris, he is terrified of flying," DJ said as he walked off screen, still holding Owen tightly.
"Aka aerophobia, otherwise known as the fear of flying." Harold said, walking out of the bus. Soon after Noah walked out of the bus unimpressed.
"Keep up the facts and I will be aero nauseous all over you." Noah snarked, stepping off the bus, not even acknowledging the camera.
"Returning Season 1 favorites Noah, Cody, Katie and Sadie, and also Eva!" Chris announced as Noah walked off screen with a blank expression, Cody was shown smiling showing a finger pose he found cool, while Katie and Sadie excitedly waved their hands at the cameras together as they stepped off the bus, while Eva had a blank stare at the camera as she stepped off the bus.
"Also returning-" Chris began to say but was soon interrupted by Ezekiel.
"Yo players, the winner here is on the bus, I mean exit, how about the runway." Ezekiel proudly boasted until he saw Izzy emerge from the bus. "Uh oh." Ezekiel said fearfully, as he saw Izzy was excited.
Before Ezekiel could be out of Izzy's line of fire, Izzy began talking, "Ooh we get to fly! Oh my gosh this is so exciting! Woo!" Izzy said getting on Ezekiel's shoulders making both fall over.
"Look out eh!" Ezekiel yelled out, before he fell on the ground.
Chris looked at the camera and winced at the sight before returning back to normal, "Yep Izzy's back. Also returning is Tyler, and last year's aftermath hosts Bridgette and Geoff and lastly, last year's villain in Justin" Tyler was shown getting out of the bus before tripping into the pile with Bridgette and Geoff barely avoiding it, and Justin falling as well.
Ezekiel, despite having both Justin and Tyler on top of him, finally got a word in. "Hey Chris, you forgot to introduce me."
Chris sighed in annoyance, as he didn't really want to acknowledge Ezekiel since his sexist views during Season 1 nearly got the show canceled after the first episode. "Fine, also Ezekiel. Now it's time to shake things up. We are bringing some new faces. First, he is a world class scholar. Please welcome Alejandro." Alejandro was shown getting off the bus and noticed the pileup of people and decided to show the facade of him being nice.
"Allow me to be of assistance." Alejandro said picking up Tyler and Izzy first with Tyler quickly making it clear where he stood with Alejandro while Izzy admired him.
"I like girls." Tyler claimed which made everyone chuckle at that since it was odd that was the first thing that came to mind. Tyler was thrown off on why that was the first thing that came to mind.
"Also, amigos, let me help." Alejandro said getting Justin and Ezekiel off the ground and while Ezekiel was quiet Justin walked away as he had a sense Alejandro was trouble.
"That dude is different." Justin told himself. Justin had a sense that something about Alejandro was off, but what it was he couldn't place.
"Now for the end of the first half of contestants as she is a Total Drama superfan with many blogs and a total sugar addict. Sierra." as if on cue, the girl Sierra was shown nearly running out of the bus and being super hyper while Tyler seemed to have known the girl and glared at her, as he had a lot of disdain for Sierra.
"Oh my gosh, I can't believe I am on Total Drama, I love you all, this is the greatest day of my life, and does anyone have a paper bag I can breathe into?" Sierra asked before laying eyes on Cody which made her crazy behavior even more manic. "OMG Cody, I always dreamed about this moment except you weren't wearing a shirt." Sierra yelled as she crept closer to Cody.
Cody was freaked out and decided to back up from Sierra for his own safety, as he had never even met Sierra until recently. Unfortunately for Cody, he almost wound up bumping into a second bus that came into sight, "What the? Why is there another bus?" Cody asked, luckily for him he didn't get to hurt as the bus had come to a stop right in front of him.
"Don't you guys remember we have a second half of contestants to introduce. Starting with-" Chris began to say until he saw the last person he wanted to see, "WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!" Chris yelled out as Blaineley was introduced.
Blaineley proudly strutted out the bus and walked up to Chris "Blainerific front and center!" Blaineley bragged, until she saw Chris. "Oh, there was one thing the producers omitted from even you. Did you really think you and Chef could both handle 48 teenagers by yourselves, I am your co-host this season and I will introduce the back half of contestants." Blaineley proudly proclaimed.
Chris was in shock and anger, "I am calling the producers. This cannot be happening. No good lying, stupid producers!" he said before walking off.
Blaineley was unimpressed, "He can mope and pout. Doesn't change the fact I am part of this show. So let me start by introducing the contestants. First up is Cameron."
A young man with a red sweater and glasses came out "Oh my gosh this is so cool, to experience air, to be out in public. This is so cool." Soon a monarch butterfly came into view "Ooh a butterfly." However, once Cameron touched it, he fell to the ground, as though he was made of fragile bones. "Ow!"
Leshawna raised her eyebrows "That's a bubble boy if I ever saw anyone." People like DJ and Trent nodded in response as many people felt sympathy most of all for Cameron. "He is in way over his head." Leshawna further stated.
"I'm okay!" Cameron yelled out in pain, as one of the more unlikely people walked up to him in Ezekiel and he helped the bubble boy get to his feet.
"You okay, eh?" Ezekiel asked, wanting to make a new friend, and help Cameron out.
"I'm fine, the name is Cameron by the way." Cameron said reaching his hand out.
"Ezekiel eh. Nice to meet you." Ezekiel told Cameron as both walked off screen to the others, both excited to get to know each other more.
Blaineley continued on "Next up is our indie chick Zoey."
The next person was a red-haired girl got off the bus, flower in hair and all, but one could easily tell she was nervous, "It's so sweet and nice to meet all of you guys. Would love to be friends." This response made some people like Katie, Sadie, and Lindsay smile, while others like Courtney and Heather scowl at her attempt to be nice.
Blainely was growing impatient. "Okay to make this go along faster, our next contestants are Jo the jockette, Brick the cadet, and Scott the farm boy."
Each of the three walked out of the bus with Jo and Scott having more of an angry face while Brick looked eager. Eva immediately noticed Jo's athletic ability and had a sense of jealousy that she was maybe not the physically strongest woman. "She thinks she is so tough." Eva said to herself.
"What was that?" Noah asked, confused by Eva's disdain.
"Nothing, just sizing the competition up." Eva said, in annoyance, she wanted to be at least the most physically strong woman in the cast.
Blaineley continued on while Chris was heard in the background yelling "Next up is tan in a can, Anne Maria." As such a teenage girl with a tan came out applying hair spray unaware that everyone was coughing.
"Hey jersey girl, the beach was two seasons ago." Duncan taunted, as he was done coughing.
"Yeah whatever. No one can deal with this perfect hair, face, and body." Anne-Maria proudly gloated unaware she was not leaving a good first impression.
"What a diva." Zoey said to herself as she saw people like Katie and Sadie nodded.
"Agreed!" Sadie and Katie said at the same time.
"Moving right along," Blaineley announced. "Our next contestant is Jasmine." On cue a woman came out of the bus who was easily one of the tallest contestants ever, unfortunately for her she accidentally hit her head on the top of the bus which made everyone wince but shockingly she seemed unaffected by it.
"Wow, she's tough." Brick noted. "I'm impressed."
"Thats nothing back home I'm Australian mate." Jasmine told everyone in a thick Australian accent, which threw everyone off.
"Our next batch of contestants are Shawn the zombie nut, Dave the germaphobe, and Sky the future Olympian." Blaineley announced as each of the said teens came out of the bus. For Shawn he was nervous as he wasn't told he would be in a confined space, but instantly recognized the airport and realized he would tackle one of his fears. Dave was just hoping the plane was clean and both Eva and Jo noticed another strong athletic woman in Sky.
'Next up is Topher." Blainely announced as Topher walked out of the bus "Who is dressed just like Chris?"
"Yes ma'am. Where is he?" Topher asked and immediately Zoey pointed to a frustrated Chris who was still on the phone talking to the producers. "Wow he is so much shorter in person." Topher acknowledged making both Zoey and Anne Maria chuckle before the latter glared at the former.
"Next up is princess Ella. Why did we have people on my bus write their own introductions?" Blaineley asked.
"Wait, we could write our own introductions?" Jo asked, sounding bewildered. "Mine would have been so much better than being a jockette." Jo protested.
Ella was shown getting off the bus landing on the ground when a rabbit came up to her, "Aw this little one is so cute. But I am afraid I have to go." The rabbit soon walked off. "Such a cute animal."
Leshawna was bewildered at what she just saw, "That girl cannot be a real person." Leshawna stuttered out.
"She should have seen the wildlife back in the first season." Duncan said, amused by how someone like Ella could exist.
Dave meanwhile didn't seem to mind "Eh, she seems harmless. Not my type, but harmless."
"I wouldn't mind being her friend." Katie said, as she was strangely interested in getting to know more about Ella, a sentiment that was also shared with Sadie.
Blaineley continued on, "Okay folks, listen up, our next set of contestants are selfie loving girl Kitty." As such a girl came out with a phone and quickly took a picture of herself as Blaineley walked up to her. "That phone is for pictures only, right? Your contract said no internet access."
Kitty, who was shocked, quickly regained her composure "Yes Blaineley. Solely for pictures, nothing more." Kitty quickly defended herself and everyone accepted her explanation.
"Okay we will allow it. Next up is Mickey." Blaineley announced as a guy who was even shorter than Cody came out of the bus, wearing a safety helmet, and a light blue sweatshirt. But before he could even step off the bus, he fell off the bus onto the ground unprompted, and with her close by, Kitty picked him off the ground to help him out while Cody who got a look at the guy, also ran up to them. Something that Cody himself couldn't explain why he did.
"Are you okay?" Kitty said with Mickey looking particularly dizzy until he saw Kitty, and another contestant Cody, had walked up to him, which made him somewhat gain his composure.
"I'm uh fine. Thanks, girls and nice guys don't usually-" Mickey began saying before Blaineley butted in.
"Yeah, this is fascinating, but we have a show to run." Blaineley rudely said as Cody and Kitty helped Mickey to his feet. "Moving along. Next is the fashionable fashionista Jen, seriously why did people write their own intros. Lorenzo who is so much better than his fatass brother Chet, and Laurie an earth loving vegan." Blaineley introduced as each stepped off the bus for Jen, she was sizing up everyone from a fashion sense while Laurie was looking for someone she could relate too, and Lorenzo had a confident glare on his face.
"Where do they find these nutcases?" Noah asked. "They are starting to make Izzy look sane." Noah said before looking to see Izzy blabbing to Lindsay about something that made Lindsay wince, "Okay maybe not that crazy. But a vegan, seriously?"
"You sound very judgy." Sky said as she stood next to Noah.
"I uh, I am not judging of her, but if her being a vegan the only thing interesting about her, then it is just weird." Noah defended himself, being completely thrown off by Sky overhearing him.
"Next up is Brody." Blaineley announced as the next teen came out of the bus, with Geoff immediately grinning and Brody did as well.
"Bro." Geoff and Brody said at the same time and gave each other a hug, as everyone could instantly tell both of them knew each other, similarly to a Katie and Sadie situation. "I am so happy to see you." both Geoff and Brody said in their hug.
Jo was the first one to comment on this "You two know each other? How is this fair?"
Geoff was the first to comment "Yep, Brody and I grew up together. We lost touch last year, but this is the best moment of my life." Geoff began to say before looking over to Bridgette who did not look happy "Besides meeting you, of course babe."
"You are lucky you are hot." Bridgette said, in an unimpressed tone, before kissing Geoff's cheek.
"Awe thanks." Geoff said, as he kissed Bridgette on the cheek back.
Blaineley continued on "Next up is Chase."
"What's up, bros!" Chase excitedly said before walking up to the rest of them. "Oh dudes, I am so excited to do something dangerous. You guys know my Cliptube channel, '3 Guys In A Beach House' it is the best."
"This dummy has no clue what he has gotten himself into." Duncan noticed.
"Oh and no one has heard about your silly channel." Noah said in annoyance at the guy.
"Harsh." Sky said as Chase nodded along with her.
"I just tell it how I see it." Noah defended himself, from what Sky said.
"Well whatever, I will bring the ratings for this show." Chase declared, annoyed that no one was taking him seriously.
"That's great, Chase." Blaineley said. "Because we have another twist just for you specifically, Chase, it's your ex-girlfriend Emma."
"What the who now?" Chase said in fear as many people broke into laughter over Chase's predicament and his confidence leaving instantly.
"Oh, that is just cruel, but funny." Jo said laughing.
As such Chase's girlfriend came off the bus "I don't get why I had to be blindfolded, and I could have sworn I just heard his voice-" Emma began to say before coming off the bus and noticing Chase "WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?" Emma yelled out in pure anger.
"Babe?" Chase meekly replied. Unfortunately for Chase saying that set Emma off and she went to tackle him only to get stopped by Brody and Geoff who held her back.
"Calm down dudette." Brody said holding onto her tightly.
"I hate him!" Emma yelled out. "I hate him, he ruined my life!"
"Okay let's cut it out folks." Blaineley said. "You will have plenty of time to rip each other's heads off. Next up is Millie and Damien."
Damien, who was very excited, went off the bus "Oh cool, where is that million dollars at?" Damien asked which made everyone raise their eyebrows. "I don't see it anywhere."
"You have seen the last two seasons, right?" Gwen asked in astonishment, "They don't just give you the money. Owen and Beth earned their money."
"No, my friends had me sign up for this show on a dare." Damien proudly said. "A million dollars for a dare, how could I say no?"
"Oh, I get why the producers wanted you." Blaineley said. "Last two people up are Bowie and Julia." Julia was seen taking a selfie of herself and began posting on social media while Bowie had a strut in his step until Blaineley stepped in with Julia at least.
"Okay Julia unless you are only posting pics on your phone and not online you have to give me your phone. All your phones." Blaineley said as Chris walked up, and Julia began giving away phone after phone.
"Ugh, yes you are co-hosting Blaineley but this is still my show." Chris snarled at Blaineley before looking around "Where the hell is Chef?" Chris announced angrily as if seemingly on cue the plane was shown "Well at least the plane is here. All aboard for a journey."
"You really expect us to get something that unsafe. I doubt that has met health code regulations!" Dave protested.
"No! No! There's no way I am going in that thing, called the United Nations, call my mom! You can't make me do this. This is unethical-" Owen began frantically saying before Chris gave Eva a frying pan to hit him in the head with to shut him up which Eva was more than happy to help with.
"That should shut his fat ass up." Eva said after the deed was done.
"Mommy." Owen weakly said before passing out.
"Thank you, Eva. Anyone else have an issue?" Chris said, looking even more annoyed. Quickly everyone shushed up. "Great, because here we go on, Total Drama World Tour!" with Chris singing the last part.
Duncan looked annoyed "Seriously? Singing?"
Theme Song
Dear Mom and Dad I'm Doing Fine
The theme song immediately begins showing Owen underwater swimming while Noah and Cameron look on in disgust underwater pointing to Owen's lack of swimsuit which makes Owen instantly cover up
You Guys Are On My Mind
The camera pans up to show Harold showing off his moves on top of a weaved boat while Dave and Leshawna look confused until a paddle is shown hitting Dave and Harold knocking them into the water while Leshawna glares as the camera pans to Duncan who is laughing at the situation.
You Asked Me What I Wanted To Be
Brick, Eva, Jo, Sky, and Courtney are shown paddling the boat with Jo and Sky glaring at each other with Sky also glaring at Duncan for what he did to Dave, while Brick looks enthusiastic and Eva has a neutral expression.
Now I Think The Answer Is Plain To See
The boat crashes into a raft holding Gwen, Ella, Kitty, and Mickey with Gwen looking resigned to her fate, Ella not seeming to mind while Mickey looks freaked out until Kitty gives him a pat on the back to try and calm him down.
I Wanna Be Famous
Duncan quickly tries to pull Gwen off the raft but Courtney stops and glares at him as the camera flashes to the next scene.
I Wanna Live Close To The Sun
Alejandro and Bowie are shown helping Heather and Julia up the Statue of Liberty with Justin glaring at Alejandro while Bowie tries to push Julia back down but she moves out of the way as Justin helps Bowie from falling to the ground.
Well Pack Your Bags Cause I Already Won
Tyler and Chase are shown pushing carriages containing Cody and Emma respectively as the latter two look on in fear but Ezekiel trips Tyler and Shawn trips Chase causing both Emma and Cody to go freefalling out of the sky while Jasmine looks on in worry.
Everything To Prove Nothing In My Way
Cody and Emma land in Sierra's arms with Sierra tossing Emma to the snow on her head with ease and then giving Cody a huge hug much to his discomfort. Lindsay is then shown a picture of Tyler, confused about it as Beth, Sadie, and Katie try to explain who he is before a bear shows up scaring all of them and making them run away.
Cause I Wanna Be Famous
The person shown in the bear is Izzy who laughs, while Millie is shown writing in her notebook, Laurie winces at the sight, and Scott laughs as well about the whole thing until a seal comes and bites Izzy's hands making all of them run away.
Na Na Na Na Na
Geoff, Brody, and Bridgette are shown surfing really well, while Damien, DJ, and Lorenzo are shown struggling, causing all 6 to pile up soon after.
Na Na Na Na Na
On a street in presumably Europe, Trent and Jen are shown dancing on the road enjoying the moment, same with Zoey and Topher until Anne-Maria tries to grab on to Topher confusing him and making Zoey glare, however all 5 stop when the jumbo jet comes near the ground making all 5 duck for cover.
I Wanna Be I Wanna Be I Wanna Be Famous
All of the cast is shown falling out of the sky with parachutes with Sierra holding onto Cody as Cody looks worried and notices Mickey looking worried at the ground.
I Wanna Be I Wanna Be I Wanna Be Famous
The cast begins hitting the ground with most doing well until Mickey does poorly on the landing and Ezekiel hits the ground hard.
(Whistling)
Noah is shown looking worried at Ezekiel and Mickey's bad dismount before the theme song and intro cuts.
(End Of Intro)
Common Area Of Plane
As Blaineley and Chris entered the plane Gwen was the first to speak up, "Singing? I figured Chris was joking about that."
"Aw, I don't mind Gwen." Ella said, "I love to sing, it soothes my soul."
Leshawna raised her eyebrows, "You like to sing? I mean I like to dance, but singing, yeah no." Leshawna protested.
"Well girls like to sing, little birdies sing. People like me don't sing." Duncan protested himself.
"Sexist much about women only liking to sing." Julia said in annoyance.
"Oh, shut up." Duncan said in anger at Julia's statement.
"Your sexism isn't good for my brand by the way." Julia said.
"You can't be serious?" Duncan responded back to her. "Your brand of being annoying?"
"Is beatboxing allowed? I am pretty good at that." Harold asked as Duncan walked up to him, with Duncan's anger growing.
"I will beat you up if you try that." Duncan told him as his rage was growing, as Leshawna stepped in between both of them.
"I am not doing another season of you two bickering so both of you back off!" Leshawna said as her and Harold both glared at Duncan, both angry at him for voting them out the previous season.
"Why are you making us sing?" Heather asked, annoyed at the situation.
"Because singing shows are all the rage right now and besides the worst the singing the better the ratings." Chris explained. "Now due to the fact there are 48 of you guys, not all of you sing per episode as due to the request of our boss Don Strauss" Chris further went on.
"Don Strauss?" Topher stuttered, under his breath loud enough for the cameras to hear but no one else heard, with only Topher knowing why he said that.
"Thank goodness,'' Eva said out loud as she knew she couldn't sing at all.
"But we will need a certain number of you to sing per episode in order to satisfy the bosses. How many we need to sing we will not tell you." Blaineley further went on as many contestants complained about that.
Chris took the reins next "Anyways next up is the common area where if you aren't in first class you will be enjoying in flight meals from Chef." Chris explained.
"Not for long eh, I am in it to win it!" Ezekiel declared.
"Oh great, here we go again." Harold noted, rolling his eyes, holding a lot of contempt for Ezekiel in particular.
"I have seen the first two seasons, and you have the worst track record though, no offense" Zoey chimed in. showing her superfan side, and also trying to make sure Ezekiel didn't embarrass himself.
"I know, and that's why I have gotten faster, smarter-" Ezekiel began until Chris put his hands on his lips to quiet him down.
"Ugh can you just shut up. Besides Tyler you are the least popular person to the fans." Blaineley said annoyed.
"Hey! I am fine!" Tyler protested that he was that unknown as this was also a sore subject for Tyler himself, due to a certain person.
"Excuse me, is there a bathroom somewhere nearby?" Leshawna asked, looking around at the plane.
"Just down the way to the left," Chris explained.
"Great because I have to make a deposit." Leshawna said walking towards what would be the confessional.
"Who refers to that as a deposit?" Mickey asked, getting a shrugged shoulder response from both Trent and Cody.
"Leshawna just has a way with words." Harold said in awe.
"If that's what you want to call it." Mickey said.
Confessional- Leshawna
Leshawna was about to use the bathroom when she opened her eyes and realized a camera was there "There's a camera in the potty, again!? Ugh can't a sister get a little privacy."
Economy Class
By this point, Leshawna had returned as everyone was standing in a gray room with two benches, "The two teams who lose the challenge have to sit in the economy section for the next trip." Blaineley said.
"Uh Chris. Where are our beds?" Lindsay asked, looking around, really confused.
"Owen's demonstrating right now." Chris said as the camera panned to a sleeping Owen who was strapped in.
"Plane, no!" Owen said, as he was drooling.
"That's not comfortable at all." Cameron noted, scared of having to live in that type of situation.
Blaineley laughed at Cameron's response "Why would we give comfort to losers?" she asked.
"She has a point." Damien noted. "An evil point, but that makes sense."
Scott however didn't seem to mind "I have experienced worse back at the farm." he stated, confidently.
"I seriously doubt it." Courtney scoffed at that notion and how confident the farm boy was acting, unaware of the first impression she gave off to Scott.
"This won't happen to the Zeke. I need to see First Class for where I will be staying.' Ezekiel proudly boasted unaware that right next to him both Topher and Noah could smell his breath which made both gag in disgust. "What's wrong eh."
"What you need is mouthwash homeschool." Noah pointed out. "Your breath smells as bad as Heather's cat does, I imagine."
"I have some mints" Topher offered with Ezekiel quickly grabbing them saving himself any more shame.
"Thanks, eh." Ezekiel said.
Sierra walked up to Chris with a huge grin "Chris, you make me go LOL." she said and then laughed, freaking everyone out as they backed away from her, including Chris in fear.
First Class
All of the contestants had made it into first class, looking around with Alejandro as he began to enact his 'Master' plan as he saw it, "Ah first class this is the place for ladies such as you two." Alejandro said with both Emma and Lindsay near him
"Ladies, there are ladies here, oh you are referring to me. Aw thank you Alejandro." Lindsay said blushing before continuing, "That is such a lovely name, I could say it all day."
"Please do." Alejandro offered as he could tell he had Lindsay right where he wanted her to be.
The camera panned over to a few of the male competitors, Tyler had a sad look on his face, Chase seemed annoyed that Emma was talking to Alejandro, DJ was impressed, while Justin was shown glaring. "What is that guy's angle?" Justin asked.
"That guy is smooth like my momma's gravy." DJ noted. "Doubt he is much of a schemer."
Chase however had a look of determination, "I still have the charm." Chase said, trying to pose "Hey babe." Chase said but this caused Emma to stop noticing Alejandro and for her to scream and once again try and lunge at Chase with Beth, Lindsay and Alejandro grabbing her from doing so before Emma decided to walk away.
"Lindsay's supposed to like me." Tyler wistfully said.
"No one can keep up with gravy." DJ noted.
"Lindsay watch me, I can do a handstand." Tyler boasted, unfortunately for him he had no sense of balance and hurt himself as he fell to the ground. "Ow, damn it!"
"Oh my gosh, are you okay, um. I am uh blanking on his name." Lindsay said, looking at Beth and Alejandro. "Oh, what is it, Beth?"
"It's Tyler," Beth noted, as she didn't want to deal with Lindsay forgetting his name or remembering his name but not him physically.
"Wait, but you told me all of last season that Tyler's never coming back." Lindsay answered before she kneeled to whisper in Beth's ear. "So that can't be Tyler. He is one of the new guys, right?" Lindsay asked, confused.
"Right, I did Linds, but Tyler's here right now. Don't you remember this is a new season. The guy that just fell. That's Tyler. He's not one of the new guys." Beth said pointing to Tyler who was still on the ground injured.
"Oh my gosh, yay!" Lindsay emphatically smiled at the news and lifted Tyler up soon after as he was confused about what was going on.
"You remember me?" Tyler asked. Lindsay answered by nodding. "Oh, this is the best day of my life, YES!" Tyler screamed prompting everyone to shush him. [1]
"Miss Beth no wonder you won last season, that was such a kind act to tell Lindsay about Tyler" Alejandro noted feigning actual interest as he approached Beth.
Beth was shocked and blushed at Alejandro's comment, "Aw thanks." Beth blushed. The camera soon panning over to Heather and Justin who were both glaring at Alejandro.
Confessional- Alejandro
"Due to Beth getting Lindsay to remember Tyer, Lindsay is less likely to get manipulated, since well she is in a relationship. She still might be, but maybe not. Beth however, I can work with that and make her my pawn and dispose of her when I don't need her."
Confessional- Heather
"Something about that guy Alejandro drives me crazy. I can see right through him. He is trying to be just like Justin last year but nowhere near as conceited, I just hope I am not the only one who sees the bad vibes he gives."
Confessional- Justin
"That dude is doing what I wanted to do last season and doing it successfully. That is so unfair (slams hands on counter) ow, did I bruise?"
Chris' Headquarters
Chris was next to introduce the next section "This is the hosts quarters. This place is strictly prohibited from the contestants, but I do want to give a shout out to Don Strauss again for hooking us up with these right Blaineley?"
"Don Strauss." Scott said quietly himself with a slight frown on his face, as he like Topher had a connection to Chris and Blaineley's boss.
"Ugh, Leshawna could use a hot tub like that though." Harold noted with Ezekiel nodding before Harold glared at him and walked away confusing Ezekiel further. "Jerk." Harold told himself, as he continued to walk away.
"What's wrong with him, eh." Ezekiel asked as Cameron shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't know, maybe he is upset he can't be in the luxury class?" Cameron suggested.
Confessional- Heather
"Anyway, with everyone from Season 1 back, Alejandro looking like a real threat, I have to have this huge target on my back since a lot of people hate me. Luckily there are some newbies, and I don't think everyone from Season 1 hates me. Read the room Heather and then strike. Making 'friends' with people though is just not my style."
Common Area
"That wraps up the tour. There is the cargo hold and gallery, but we will get to those later." Blaineley noted.
Soon the plane shook as Katie accidentally fell into Alejandro's lap "Senorita are you alright?" Alejandro asked.
"Um, is the earth moving?" Katie asked looking into Alejandro's eyes, seemingly transfixed.
"Nah silly we are, woo-hoo!" Izzy yelled out in excitement.
"Now I am sure you guys remember one last thing, the elimination ceremony." Chris asked. The camera quickly flashed to everyone standing in the room looking around as Chris continued "Now we were going to do bags of peanuts for the safety symbol but since someone ZEKE, has a peanut allergy the show decided to stick with marshmallows. Much to my annoyance and I assume Owen's delight." Chris said, looking around for Owen. "Wait, where's Owen?"
"Don't you remember he is still zonked out in economy class?" Noah reminded him which almost prompted Chris to throw Noah out of the plane already for snarking back.
The Musical Number
As all 48 competitors were sitting on the stumps by the table, DJ was the first to speak up, "Every moment we are flying. We are getting farther away from momma." He lamented.
Jasmine was the one to give him a comforting reassurance, "I am sure no matter what she is proud of you."
"I know, I know she is proud of me." DJ said in sadness.
Elsewhere at the table Cody was sitting across from Sierra but one could tell he was uncomfortable and wanted to be anywhere else, "Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, born April 1st, you are my very own April fool." Sierra said creepily, making Cody back out of his seat. Unfortunately, he fell right on top of Mickey who was right behind him.
"I am so sorry! I didn't see you there." Mickey said in an awkward tone, as Mickey didn't notice him and both guys had an awkward first true impression of each other due to the weird position they were in. However, before Mickey could say anything more a bell dinged as the camera panned to Chris and Blaineley, the former in a makeshift tuxedo and top hat while Blaineley had a longer version of her traditional red dress.
"Alright time for the first musical number and for this first one it will need to be over half the cast who sings." Blaineley explained.
"Okay, but what do we sing about?" Zoey asked.
"Well for today it has to be improvised." Chris explained.
"Yes, I am great with improv." Topher explained to Zoey who still looked confused, as he continued "Just follow my lead."
"And mine." Ella gleamed.
Come Fly With Us
"Up, up, up, up", Ella, Sierra, Courtney, Lindsay, Katie and Sadie began singing
"Sing, sing, sing, sing", Topher, Cody, Dave, Lorenzo, DJ, Harold, and Tyler continued.
"We're flying and singing, we are flying as we are singing." All of them sang together.
"Come fly with us." Sierra sang in first class, "Come fly with us" both her and a reluctant Cody sang as he was getting pushed around on an item by Sierra much to his chagrin.
"We've got a lot of crazy tunes to bust" Izzy sang popping out of a vent.
"Come fly with us." Katie sang first, "Come fly with us" Sadie soon joined her best friend.
"It's an honor and a pleasure and a must." Alejandro sang offering his hands to both girls who instantly blushed
"Dudes this is not right, why are we singing on a plane." Duncan lamented unknowingly singing himself.
"What did you expect, Chris is insane." Harold sang with his nunchucks before accidentally hurting himself.
"But guys come on. We are singing on TV." Gwen noted.
"It can't just be me who wants to though." Ella noted making Gwen sigh.
"Come fly with us" Jasmine and Leshawna sang.
"Come fly with us." Shawn and DJ sang as well before some unexpected turbulence made all 4 lose footing in first class.
"Do you even know how to fly this thing?" Heather asked, scared.
"I try' Chef said nonchalantly.
"These people think they can leave me and depart." Ezekiel began singing
"But these boys have winning in their hearts." Chase said as the camera panned to him
"No you don't." Emma flatly told Chase.
"Come fly with us" Bowie sang
"Come die with us." Dave and Noah sang.
"We're flying? Get me the hell out of here!" Owen sang before Eva was shown with a frying pan to knock him out.
"Come fly with us. Come sing with us." Cody, Heather, DJ, Geoff, Brody, Mickey and Millie sang in a group.
"No!" Anne Maria and Scott protested.
"Does anyone want a season 3 copy of the rules because when the song comes on…." Chris began to say until Bridgette took the contract.
"Unless specifically said you should sing or face instant elimination." Bridgette sang.
"Scott sing it, let's go." Courtney told the farm boy.
"Anne Maria, sing it, don't go." Topher told the jersey girl.
"Well i guess I don't wanna go home this early so come and fly with us." Anne Maria sang.
"This sucks," Scott sang as the whole group was shown together "yes it does" everyone sang at once as the bell dinged again
"Strap yourselves in competitors," Chef announced, "We will soon be landing in our first destination, Egypt. Musical number is over"
Many people cheered at this as the camera faded to commercial break.
Outside Pyramid
Two interns were shown hoisting both Chris and Blaineley on a throne as Blaineley began "You fellas ready for some fun, it's a hot Egyptian day and we call today's challenge Pyramid under or over."
Leshawna however was not impressed, "An 11-hour flight so my booty is starting to get sleepy."
Millie also noted "Chef's interesting cuisine, that is not legal."
"Not to mention a forced musical number and now we have a challenge?" Scott protested.
Duncan however shrugged his shoulders, "I am shocked everyone is complaining. It's Chris."
"Aw thanks Duncan." Chris mockingly said which got Duncan more annoyed. "Don't you all love this game."
"Million dollars, yes. Staying awake for who knows how long? No." Damien said.
"Dude it's not about loving the game, it's about the million dollars." Brody told Damien.
"I know, but now I can't believe what I signed up for." Damien said, annoyed with Brody's positive disposition for this show.
Start of Challenge
Harold was shown sweating profusely "It's like we are getting cooked in a giant oven."
"It would help if you didn't have aluminum foil and looked like a baked potato." Leshawna noted as the camera showed Harold with an aluminum foil hat.
Cameron walked up to both of them "Aluminum foil means aliens can't read your brains. There has been an alien outbreak here lately." However, Leshawna glared at Cameron for saying that, making the bubble boy shrivel up. "Sorry, Leshawna."
"It's okay, but don't act all factual boy." Leshawna told Cameron. "That stuff will annoy people a lot."
Blaineley spoke up to get everyone's attention. "Now an important thing to note. The showrunners want us to be upfront with you guys, unfortunately, but we kind of agreed to a compromise. We are telling you now this challenge will help determine the 3 teams this season."
"Wow, 3 teams?" Zoey noted. "That's a first for Total Drama, right?
"That's right Zoey. That's what the producers wanted, now we decided to add our own twist so without further ado." Blaineley said, unveiling a set of handcuffs.
"Handcuffs, seriously is this pyramid a secret jail house?" Duncan asked.
"Nope." Chris answered. "Everyone is going to be handcuffed to another person during this challenge to help them through this challenge, cross the finish line we have set up and the cuffs come off instantly. When I call your name, come up and we will get you set up. First up is Trent and Jen."
As the fashionista and guitarist walked up, Jen noticed Trent's shirt and gasped "That is such an amazing style, you pull it off very well."
"Thank you?" Trent questioned as he and Jen were handcuffed. "No one has ever said I have great fashion and style."
Chris continued on, "Next up is Zoey and Topher."
"Aren't handcuffs intimidating?" Zoey asked meekly, as she walked up.
"They are but I imagine Chris would have this be for this challenge only, and on the bright side we are going to be teammates no matter what. By the way I'm Topher" Topher assured her, before officially introducing himself, as despite him looking like someone similar to Justin or Alejandro, he was more friendly than them.
"Zoey is my name, you probably already know that." Zoey awkwardly said. "Well, that makes me feel better, that it's only for the challenge." Zoey said with a slight smile as she and Topher seemed to hit it off.
"Anyways, let's keep this moving Heather and Scott, Sierra and Anne Maria, you are the next duos to get handcuffed." Blainely said annoyed,
"Oh, hell no, she gets Mr. Model" Anne Maria said pointing to Topher, "and I get purple hair." Luckily for her Zoey didn't hear what she said. "This is not fair at all."
"I am not exactly happy about this myself. I don't get to be handcuffed with my Cody-wody. That will just be a dream." Sierra sighed angrily as people like Cody, Mickey, and Kitty were freaked out and backed away from her.
"Okay something is seriously wrong with you." Anne-Maria noted, wishing she was anywhere else.
"Next duos are Katie and Sadie, Ella and Kitty, Lindsay and Bridgette, Geoff and DJ, Jo and Sky, and also Chase and Emma" Chris announced, smiling brightly with the last mention.
"No, no way am I getting paired with that sexist pig" Emma protested until DJ lifted her up "Hey what the heck?"
"Sorry girl, but we are all going through this challenge together." DJ said as he set Emma down next to Chase who put the handcuffs on them soon after even if Emma was less than thrilled.
"Don't say a word Chase." Emma said in anger.
Blaineley continued on "Okay, next up Justin and Alejandro are a pair as well as Brick and Julia, and Cody and Mickey." Blaineley announced and while the first two didn't have any issues, Mickey tripped on his own two feet walking towards the box of cuffs.
"You, okay?" Cody asked, as he helped Mickey to his feet and to not have such an awkward encounter like they did on the plane.
"Yeah, I'm fine, it happens all the time." Mickey explained as he grabbed the handcuffs after standing up.
"Ha wicked wipeout dude. Anyways, Izzy and Eva, you are also a pair." Chris announced. Izzy unfortunately got too excited and grabbed the pair of cuffs and slapped them too hard on Eva.
"Okay let's just get this over with. Owen and Noah are a pair" Blainely noted, with said pair having different mindsets. While Owen was ecstatic to be paired with his best friend, Noah was trying to analyze who he and Owen should align with for the third season after his embarrassing performance during Season 1. "Also paired up is Dave and Lorenzo, Duncan and Bowie, Brody and Millie, Gwen and Courtney."
"Ugh, you can't be serious." Courtney lamented. "Of all the people it's the girl who has eyes for my boyfriend."
"Gee thanks Courtney." Gwen noted sarcastically. "That's just what I want to hear from someone who I am going to be on a team with for the first time."
Chris finished up this section of the challenge "Okay our final pairs are Ezekiel and Cameron, Leshawna and Harold, Tyler and Damien, Shawn and Jasmine, and lastly that leaves Beth and Laurie." Chris announced as each pair grabbed their handcuffs and cuffed themselves.
"On your marks, get set! Go!" Blaineley announced as Chris banged two symbols in her ears. "Seriously?" Blaineley yelled at Chris, after the symbols banged. The camera showed many of the duos deciding to head inside the pyramid.
Inside Pyramid
Many of the duos decided to go in with the duos doing under the pyramid being Owen and Noah, Heather and Scott, Leshawna and Harold, Izzy and Eva, Trent and Jen, Katie and Sadie, Ezekiel and Cameron, Cody and Mickey, Brick and Julia, Chase and Emma, Ella and Kitty, Jo and Sky, Sierra and Anne Maria, Beth and Laurie, Dave and Lorenzo, and lastly Zoey and Topher.
Everyone who went in, stopped in place at what they saw. Chris and Blaineley deliberately didn't mention the many different pathways in fact there were four to be exact [2]. "Oh great, our lovely neighborhood hosts failed to mention the different paths." Noah said in annoyance.
"Sierra, where do you think we should go?" Heather asked. Heather had her eyes on her first as a newbie since Sierra seemed strong, and possibly gullible.
"Um, I don't know." Sierra said confused as ever, not ready for that responsibility.
"Wait, how do we even know which way to go?" Owen asked as Izzy had a bright idea, or at least looked like she did.
"Ooh, I know, I saw this in a spy movie once, you lick your finger and use it to try and find the air flow. The sand crunches in your teeth" Izzy began saying before looking at Cameron, "Cameron, is it? Give me your hand." Izzy said as she approached Cameron.
Leshawna who has never had the highest opinion of Izzy decided to step in, "Don't do it skinny boy. You'll catch a case of crazy. Come on Harold, let's go down this door." Leshawna said, as her, Harold, Cameron, and Ezekiel went down one of the passageways.
"Thanks Leshawna," Cameron said, happy to get away from Izzy, as she freaked him out.
"Ooh, Eva let's go down the scary mummy door, come on big O!" Izzy excitedly claimed, as she, Eva, Noah, Owen, and a reluctant Dave, and Lorenzo joined them, the latter two unsure of where to go at all and decided to take a chance with these duos.
"This passageway seems safe." Mickey noted as he and Cody went down another one, with that inclination, Sierra and Anne Maria went with them as did Heather and Scott. Not before Anne Maria glared at her predicament. Chase and Emma soon followed not wanting to get left behind.
"This one has good lighting so let's go down this one." Julia said in a fake excited tone.
"After you ma'am." Brick said, trying to be a gentleman. "I insist."
"Okay first of all do not call me ma'am. I am not old or anything." Julia said sternly dropping her facade as a nice girl. With that Brick shut up, and along with them, Jo and Sky, along with Trent and Jen joined them.
"Um, I still can't decide what pathway to go down. Is it too late to try outside?" Laurie asked.
"Won't this place probably have traps assembled?" Zoey asked.
"Yes." Katie noted. "Wait a minute, I have a fun idea. Come with me." Katie called out as her, Sadie, Ella, Zoey, Topher, and Kitty all entered the same passageway that Heather's group did.
This left only Beth, Laurie, Brody, and Millie still deciding, "Let's just follow Leshawna and Harold." Beth instructed the remaining people. "They are smart and my friends."
"Dang I wish Geoff didn't have to go over, this would be so cool to experience with my best bro." Brody lamented as the camera flashed away.
Outside Pyramid
Tyler, Damien, Bridgette, Lindsay, the aforementioned Geoff, and DJ were all looking at the pyramid as Tyler asked "Is it too late to go under the pyramid?"
"Alejandro and Justin I guess seem to be doing fine." Lindsay noticed, "Alejandro is like the sweetest mountain goat ever and Justin is the, what is it called the packing mule?"
"Wait Lindsay I can be a goat." Tyler chimed in trying to get Lindsay's attention.
"And you are, you are my prince, have fun with Dane, is it?" Lindsay asked as she looked at Alejandro, not really acknowledging Tyler.
"Damien." Damien noted that Lindsay was swept off her feet by Alejandro as he carried both Lindsay and Bridgette on his shoulders while Tyler glared about his situation. Damien however felt different, "Don't worry about her, at least she remembers you right?" Tyler nodded solemnly, agreeing with Damien. "I may not appear it, but I am smart, and I did calculate how to properly jump these steps. That way we can finish ahead of Alejandro, and you can be a hero to Lindsay." Damien explained, hoping his potential, new friend would understand.
"Fine, let's just get this done with before I get hurt." Tyler stated, with a sense of dread in his voice.
"That's the spirit, wait what?" Damien said looking at Tyler in shock. "What do you mean you will get hurt?"
Meanwhile Courtney was assembling a 4-person rope belay to herself, Gwen, Duncan and Bowie and was currently tying Duncan, "Rock climbing was a team building exercise when I was a CIT and if that stupid idiot Tiffany hadn't messed up, I would have won."
"I always said Tiffany was overrated." Duncan claimed, not sounding particularly interested as both Bowie and Gwen gave looks that they could tell Duncan was lying or not caring or both.
"Mock me all you want. You know I am right." Courtney said.
Noah's Group
As Noah, Owen, Izzy, Eva, Dave, and Lorenzo walked in the pyramid Izzy noticed a set of mummy material "Yay, we're in the nurse's office!" Izzy exclaimed.
"It's a pyramid, not a high school." Noah quipped. "Wait, a minute," Noah looked around to make sure no one could hear him, "Since we are all together and are probably going to end up on a team together, we should all work together in this game." Noah explained.
"Like an (gulp) alliance" Owen asked, nervously.
"Not so much. Heather ruined that term for everyone. More of a we all stay loyal to each other type of deal." Noah explained. "Are you guys in?"
Dave, Lorenzo, and Eva all nodded their heads, and Owen decided to hug Noah "Anything for my little buddy." Owen exclaimed while Noah was struggling for air.
"I can't breathe." Noah weakly said.
"As long as I can be a mummy today, I don't care. Now mummy, me." Izzy exclaimed as everyone looked indifferent towards her excitement.
Outside Pyramid
Much to his shock, Tyler and his partner in the challenge Damien had managed to make it close to the top of the pyramid pretty quickly due to Damien's calculations, however Tyler looked down to see Alejandro carrying Bridgette and Lindsay and as friendly as Alejandro seemed, he just got Lindsay to remember his name and he can't even celebrate it that much. But given Damien's surprising determination to complete the challenge he decided to leave it be
Unfortunately for Geoff and DJ they made a great pace unaware of Bridgette being carried by Alejandro until Geoff jumped too quickly hitting a scorpion "Ow my hand!" Geoff yelled out nearly slipping until DJ grabbed him upside down and Geoff noticed what looked like Bridgette hitching a ride with Alejandro. To say he was stunned would be an understatement. "What is she doing?" Geoff asked.
DJ picked up his friend who looked shocked at the sight "Yo Geoff, you okay?" DJ asked, despite that Geoff was unresponsive until he pointed down to Bridgette and Alejandro. "Don't worry about that, we're making great time climbing the pyramid. So, let's keep going. It beats going inside. That area is probably cursed." DJ told his best friend as they kept on climbing.
Sierra and Heather's Group
Back inside, Cody and Mickey were walking slightly ahead of Sierra, Anne Maria, Scott, and Heather with Cody looking back noticing that Sierra was looking intensely at him "Can I tell you something guy to guy?" Cody asked with Mickey nodding, "That girl Sierra is creeping me out. She knows my full name and my birthday and up until a few days ago, I had never heard of her." Cody explained, looking behind to see how close Sierra was.
"I mean, I've never had a girl interested in me like that or really anyone. Most I have talked to a girl is them feeling pity." Mickey admitted to Cody. "Maybe that Sierra girl is the one." Mickey teased. "Regardless I've got your back."
Cody chuckled at that, "Thanks. Heh nope, I do not look at her that way. Not going to lie, I always wanted a crazy girl to be obsessed with me, but now that I have one in her, no thank you."
"I understand, even if I have never fell in love." Mickey said at Cody, both now enjoying each other's company.
A little way back, an annoyed Anne Maria, an indifferent Scott, Heather, Chase, Emma, and Sierra were walking a little farther back when Sierra unknowingly to herself pressed a trap that set off a bunch of spears. Luckily Heather and Scott noticed and tackled everyone to the ground to avoid getting hurt. However, in the brief moment everyone sans them was stunned at the near painful experience Scott mouthed to Heather for them to talk later, confusing Heather.
Before Heather could say or do anything, Sierra luckily spoke up "Sorry Heather, and Anne Maria." she lamented. "Really sorry, everyone."
Heather was admittedly annoyed, but she knew she needed allies and Sierra while crazy was a good place to start, "It's fine. Could have happened to anybody." she said trying to hide her anger.
Back Outside Pyramid
Meanwhile Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, and Bowie were all climbing the pyramid. However, Courtney and Gwen were serving up just as much attitude as climbing much to Duncan's chagrin.
"Your form is appalling." Courtney told Gwen angrily.
"Geez Courtney, I was just wondering about that." Gwen mumbled out loud.
"You know it is not fair that we are cuffed together, luckily for you I am feeling nice today." Courtney told her.
"This is you being nice. Duncan, you have my sympathies." Gwen yelled out.
Unfortunately for Duncan at that moment he literally wanted to be anywhere else. "Do you hear her Duncan, you won't let her get away with this, right?" Courtney stated. Duncan continued to just sigh and roll his eyes at the situation while Bowie had a quizzical look on his face.
Confessional- Duncan
"It was being with crazy and crazier, and all I wanted to do was cut the rope off and get both of them to shut up in that moment and maybe shove one of them off the pyramid."
Confessional- Bowie
"Honestly, it was watching a damn soap opera between those two girls. I didn't really feel bad for Duncan, but I could tell the more we climbed the closer he was to snapping. Straight couples are messed up."
Inside Pyramid
In another section inside the pyramid, Laurie, Millie, Brody, and Beth were all walking together when Laurie noticed a mummified dog. "Oh my gosh" she yelled out, "That's a real dog."
"Wait Laurie, we don't have time to cry about a stuffed dog." Millie noted. "We're in a race!"
"Aw, but it's probably lonely, and I want a souvenir from Egypt anyway." Laurie said, however as she touched the mummy dog it disintegrated, "Oh my gosh, what did I do mother earth?" Soon scarabs fell on all 4 of them.
"Scarabs!" Beth yelled out. "Run for your lives." As such all 4 of them run with Laurie having a weird sense of dread about the decision she just made.
"I don't want to die!" Laurie yelled out.
Meanwhile
With Noah and his group, they were admittedly a bit lost, "A dead end?" Noah asked out loud. "Seriously, there should only be two entries!" Noah yelled the latter part.
"Guys don't feel bad, I smell something lucky." Izzy said as she began sniffing around grossing Dave out.
"Um, Izzy, that might just be me…" Owen admitted reluctantly before farting "airplane food goes right through me." At this notion Dave straight up puked making everyone wince at the sight.
"Sorry, that just grossed me out." Dave explained.
Confessional- Noah
"So, this alliance is going great, other than Izzy's craziness, Owen's grossness, and Dave's reaction's to said grossness, but everything is great….. I hope."
Another Group Inside The Pyramid
Katie and Sadie as the only former players from their group decided to lead, and more so show that Katie's sense of direction had improved, unfortunately they were tailing the other groups unknowingly to them, as Katie's direction still wasn't great, and Sadie saw a button that peaked her curiosity "Ooh Katie look it's a button, it reminds me of the time we pressed a button in elementary school and the firemen came. Let's press it."
Topher overheard what she was saying but before he could say something they pressed it and covered themselves in mummy material. "Ouch that has to hurt." Topher chuckled.
"Here let me help them out with this stuff." Zoey noted as her and Ella both started digging through the mummy material until Kitty looked like she had an idea.
"Wait guys, we're in Egypt, let's dress them as mummies for fun. You only live once." Kitty noted. "If you guys are down for it?"
"Oh, this will just be like the costume party we went to with the guy who had a very bad breath.' Katie noted as she got out of the pile. "We're in, right Sadie?"
"Totally, this is going to be so funny." Sadie beamed in excitement.
"Okay, hold still, I saw this in a video game once." Kitty noted.
As Kitty and Ella began working on Katie's mummy outfit, Zoey and Topher were working on Sadie as the latter tuned out Sadie's ramblings as the two struck up a conversation, "The view today is amazing. Being in Egypt. So cool." Topher observed looking around.
"Yeah, the view is so good." Zoey said, seemingly distracted in her own thoughts.
"Hey Zoey, are you okay?" Topher asked, in concern.
"I'm fine just admiring the view." Zoey quickly deflected. "So uh, tell me about yourself Topher since we are guaranteed to be teammates."
"Oh uh, small town boy, nothing special." Topher quickly said in a tone that was a bit nervous. "I may look special like people say, but I am not that special in terms of my life story." Topher explained.
"That's really cool, no matter what." Zoey said, convinced of what Topher said.
Top Of Pyramid
Alejandro, Bridgette, and Lindsay were standing on top of the pyramid looking down with Justin off behind them, seemingly annoyed.
"Oh my, it's too steep to carry you down any farther, you ladies go on ahead, you deserve it." Alejandro said flattering both of them.
"I have an idea Lindsay," Bridgette noted looking at a sign posted on top of the pyramid. "We can surf down using this, hang tough. Ready Lindsay?" Bridgette asked.
"Ready! Oh, look there's Tyler, we should pick him up on the way down." Lindsay asked, as she and Bridgette began surfing down despite Bridgette's hesitation as she knew the faster, they headed down the less likely it was they would be able to get Tyler. Alejandro sighed in satisfaction while his partner Justin looked annoyed about his partner's actions.
"What's the problem mi amigo?" Alejandro asked Justin.
"Cut the crap. You are just using your charms to swoon all the ladies." Justin accused.
"Why must you accuse me of such things, I am a man of honor and integrity. As a matter of fact, the next team that comes up here, I will let them pass." Alejandro said, with how much being honorable has yet to be determined.
As fate would have it Geoff and DJ were shown climbing up to the top confused at the two staying at the top. However, they paid neither of them any mind when they saw Bridgette and Lindsay going down the pyramid and Geoff wanting nothing more to be on Bridgette's team took off, as right now he could only trust DJ, Bridgette and Brody.
"You were saying" Alejandro gloated making Justin look dumbstruck.
"Whatever, let's go catch up." Justin pouted, following with Alejandro reluctantly.
Confessional- Justin
"I don't care what he says, I don't trust him. There is something off about him."
Finish Line
The first people shown exiting the interior of the pyramid were Leshawna, Harold, Cameron, and Ezekiel. They had found the most forward and direct path. However not much was said between the group as there was an odd tension brewing.
Blaineley noted the group's success "Good work guys, you guys are the first ones to finish."
"Wait, we're first?" Cameron asked, shocked at the turn of events. "I am not complaining, but I figured with my small stature we would have fallen behind."
Leshawna walked up to Cameron "Don't sell yourself short boy. You can do anything you set your mind to as long as you believe it."
Harold also piped in "Yeah, you didn't slow us down at all."
"You were awesome, eh." Ezekiel reassured Cameron as the two high fived, cementing their friendship.
At the same time Shawn and Jasmine were shown finishing, after climbing down the pyramid, "Good job Jasmine." Shawn noted his partner in the challenge.
"Thanks mate. Climbing comes naturally to me." Jasmine explained.
Soon after that Beth, Brody, Millie, and Laurie came out with Beth and Laurie shaking the last scarabs that were on them desperately off.
"Maybe I am still afraid of bugs. So disgusting." Beth noted. "Wait, we finished in the Top 10?!"
"Yes! Thank you!" Laurie cheered. "Thank you, mother earth!"
"Dudes, I mean girls, that was so awesome." Brody said as he saw who his teammates were.
"Okay go stand behind the #1, and Harold, I know you want to say facts and stuff for what the Egyptian numbers are. But please don't, your fact telling bores the audience. Studies show." Blaineley explained as Harold put his head down solemnly.
Inside Pyramid
Sierra, Anne Maria, Chase, Emma, Cody, Mickey, Heather, and Scott were all shown running scared out of their wits end.
"I didn't think there'd be actual mummies here. Would be cool to film them, wouldn't it babe." Chase asked Emma.
"No, it wouldn't. One you do not get to call me babe, two I will feed you to the mummies if you keep annoying me." Emma yelled out.
"No, you won't." Chase said, as they kept running.
As that group kept on running the 'mummies' turned out to be Katie and Sadie dressed up in mummy gear, with Topher, Ella, Kitty, and Zoey walking up behind them.
"I know it's mean but pulling a prank like that is awesome. Not something I would do at home." Ella noted as she walked up right to Katie and Sadie.
"Yeah." Zoey said, shocked they pulled it off as she was never the biggest of mummies, "That was kind of fun, and hopefully they see it as a joke."
"You girls all did amazing." Topher added, with each girl slightly blushing at him complimenting them in particular Zoey.
Confessional- Zoey
"You know, I came to Total Drama because I was a fan and I was going to wait a few more months to apply, but I got the call for an earlier season so I couldn't pass up on it as they loved my audition tape. I hope I make friends even if I am not the biggest about jocks in general, like they are fine but have huge egos. Yet despite that Topher is an enigma to me and I am interested to know more about him. I hope he doesn't mind the flower."
Finish Line
Unfortunately, things weren't as fun outside, or were about to, as Bridgette suspected, trying to pick up Tyler with a makeshift surfboard wasn't the best idea as they were moving too fast "Look out. We're going to crash!" Bridgette yelled out.
For Tyler and Damien however, it was too late as Bridgette and Lindsay crashed right into them leading to a huge pileup as all four of them crossed the finish line in a mess. "Ugh, why did I sign up for this show?" Damien lamented as he tried to stand up.
"When you klutzes get ahold of yourself, stand behind the one." Chris told them as soon after Geoff and DJ came down the pyramid as they saw the accident and soon after Justin and Alejandro. "Geoff and DJ" stand behind the one, you guys are the final members of team 1." Chris explained to them.
"What about us?" Alejandro asked, as he was hoping to be on the first team.
"Don't you guys remember 3 teams? 48 of you guys, each team makes up 16 people, so the first team is filled up." Blaineley explained.
"If it makes you two lady magnets feel any better you do get." Chris began announcing as Owen, Noah, Izzy, Eva, Dave, and Lorenzo came out running.
"Great…." Justin flatly said, clearly not amused.
Confessional- Justin
"Well, this team already blows. Let's see here I don't trust Alejandro, Owen will always follow where Noah goes, oh and Izzy and Eva hate me."
Confessional- Alejandro
"(bleep) (bleep) incompetente."
Back To Scene
Next Brick, Jen, Julia, Trent, Jo, and Sky came out of the pyramid next however most of them had a look of terror on their faces along with some of them having a few bruises as they approached the finish line as a strong odor also pierced a lot of people's noses.
"Good gosh, what is that awful smell?" Dave asked in disgust. "It smells like someone pissed their pants."
"We went down a path with no lights whatsoever and someone in our group peed their pants due to the dark," Sky explained.
"Probably cadet soggy pants." Jo said pointing to Brick who was about to defend himself before deciding against it as he looked embarrassed.
"Okay you guys are all on Team 2." Chris said as they all walked up with everyone giving Brick a fair amount of space due to the incident.
Sierra, Cody, Mickey, Anne Maria, Scott, Heather, Chase, and Emma all came out of the pyramid, however most were terrified of the mummies they saw earlier, to say the least, Sierra didn't seem to mind as she was carrying Cody and dragging Mickey. "I am so glad we found you guys, aren't you happy Heather?"
Heather was not amused, "I am so happy I could scream."
"Ow, ow. Sierra stop dragging me!" Mickey yelled in defense. "I am in so much pain!" Mickey said as he was being dragged along the Egyptian sand.
"Yay we finished the pyramid! Group hug everyone. Come on Heather," Sierra said happily, giving Cody a bear hug against his will as he and Mickey looked miserable as Mickey was trying to get out of the situation, as Heather reluctantly walked up to the hug as Scott and Anne Maria also reluctantly joined since they were handcuffed to Heather and Sierra respectively.
"Okay awkward group hug is over. Anne Maria and Sierra you ladies round out Team 2 so go join them." Chris explained as Sierra walked up happily while Anne Maria glared at her being on a team she didn't want to be on. "As for the rest of you, you begin Team 3."
Mickey leaned over to Cody, "Feeling, okay?" he asked. "You looked shaken up."
"Now that I don't have a stalker on my team, it makes me feel better." Cody explained, "Besides Gwen's not here yet which means she gets to be on my team."
"You still have a crush on weird goth girl?" Heather asked, annoyed.
"No, just happy she gets to be a teammate." Cody explained. "What about you Mickey?"
"Some scrapes and stuff, but I will be fine." Mickey explained, not catching Cody's drift, as Cody was trying to see if Mickey had a crush on one of the girls in the game.
Meanwhile Sierra was watching them talking and had a wistful look on her face, "Aw now I wish I was on that team, it has Cody and one day he will love me."
Anne-Maria was not amused. "You cost me my chances for the team I wanted to be on, so shut it before I give you a beat down. Besides he won't love you"
Sierra gasped at what Anne-Maria said, but before she could say anything, many people gasped at the two 'mummies' that came out.
"The undead is coming to get us!" Shawn yelled out and passed out at seeing a mummy, only for the mummies to reveal themselves to be Katie and Sadie.
"Oh my gosh, that was so funny." Katie laughed as she and Sadie took themselves out of the mummy costume, as Topher, Kitty, Zoey, and Ella also ran out of the pyramid smiling at the prank they caused.
"Not cool." Scott snarked, looking annoyed at his future teammates.
"You guys scared us half to death." Emma explained.
"I thought it was funny." Topher told himself, as Zoey agreed, nodding with him.
Meanwhile
Back at the top of the pyramid, all 4 of Courtney, Gwen, Bowie, and Duncan were at the top tied together, however the latter two were annoyed at Courtney and Gwen's constant bickering "I am telling you right now we need to untie." Gwen yelled out.
"And I am telling you it's unsafe, and I am the boss so what I say goes besides I was a CIT, I am an expert leader." Courtney told Gwen as the camera panned to Bowie who had a worried look on his face.
Confessional- Bowie
"With how much those two were squabbling, I figured it was only a matter of time before Duncan snapped and it turns out, he did."
Back to Scene
"That's it." Duncan yelled out, "I am not dealing with this crap, no, no, no! 3 hours of you two constantly squawking at each other in this heat and I am going to be on a team with both of you, forget it!" Duncan yelled out before cutting the rope as he dragged a reluctant Bowie down the pyramid as Bowie struggled to keep his footing.
For Gwen and Courtney, they were confused and just went right after him after his outburst as all four of them crossed the finish line as Duncan walked up to Chris "Okay so the rest of you are on Team-" Chris began to explain.
"Fuck that, Chris!" Duncan yelled out, "Put me on Team 2."
"Dude, you have a contract." Chris began to say, until Duncan interrupted.
"I don't care, swap me and Bowie out. I am not dealing with those two on the same team as me." Duncan explained growing even more angry.
"Okay, okay, Duncan and Bowie are on Team 2, and Sierra and Anne-Maria are on Team 3.[3]" Blaineley explained as she sensed things could get physical between Duncan and Chris and the show didn't need a lawsuit.
"Great….." Cody flatly said as he realized Sierra was on his team now. "Well, that was an enjoyable 5 minutes."
"Okay, now me and my tan self are happy as Anne-Maria walked up to her teammates, specifically Topher "We get to be teammates." she said, trying to sound flirty.
'Yeah, isn't that great?" Topher said strangely excitedly but not catching her drift. "I am so excited. My name is Topher!"
Confessional- Cody
"Well, that was a good 5 minutes of not having to worry about Sierra. On the bright side Gwen, the new guy Mickey and the new girl Kitty are on the same team as me. So, it's not all bad."
Confessional- Anne-Maria
"Topher will be mine eventually, I mean look at me, who could ever resist me. I am just shocked he is so eager."
Back to Scene
"Okay teams discuss a team name amongst yourselves while I enjoy this ice cream cone. You have 3 minutes." Chris told the contestants.
"Team Victory!" Team 1 announced triumphantly.
"Team Amazon!" Team 3 announced, unfortunately Courtney and Anne Maria kicked Cody and Mickey in the kiwis unknowingly respectively which made both boys fall to the ground in pain.
Team 2 however was struggling until Jen had an idea "Team Style." which made everyone gasp as all her teammates said, "That's perfect."
"Okay the team names are established." Blaineley noted, "Now time for some rewards. For Team Amazon you get two camels."
"Ooh cute." Sadie noted.
"Team Style, you get two goats." Chris showed them as the goats rammed into Tyler and Trent making both of them wince in pain.
"Team Victory, you get a stick." Blaineley said, throwing a stick.
"So, the people that finished last get a camel and we get a stick. What the hell?" Leshawna said annoyed as she felt her hard work was for nothing.
"Trust me every reward has its advantages, I swear. All will be explained, if I feel like it. Next time on the Total Drama World Tour!" Chris sang.
"Actually, it's World Race now." Blaineley explained.
"What?!" Chris yelled out as the camera faded to black.
Author Notes
Team Amazon- Heather, Cody, Courtney, Sierra, Katie, Sadie, Gwen, Anne-Maria, Zoey, Scott, Topher, Kitty, Chase, Mickey, Emma, Ella
Team Style- Owen, Noah, Duncan, Sky, Jo, Trent, Jen, Julia, Bowie, Alejandro, Brick, Lorenzo, Izzy, Eva, Dave, Justin
Team Victory- Leshawna, DJ, Geoff, Lindsay, Bridgette, Jasmine, Shawn, Millie, Cameron, Beth, Ezekiel, Tyler, Damien, Harold, Laurie, Brody
[1] I decided to have Lindsay remember Tyler right from the jump to kind of kickstart their plots and also why they are on the same team as well
[2] Four doors were just due to the amount of people that were on the inside of the pyramid.
[3] This will also count for the swap as well
So, this wraps up Chapter 1. Teams are formed, rivalries, bonds, and drama is brewing, and things are just starting so I leave with these questions.
Only one team is winning, which team do you see winning?
What dynamics will be explored in Egypt?
Who will be the first two boots?
Hope you enjoyed reading this chapter. These chapters are gonna take a while as this is clocking in at over 10,000 words. But this is still very fun to write. Please answer the questions if you can, leave constructive feedback/criticism as it is welcomed. Lastly, have a great day if you're reading this.