"Yes, I want those papers on my desk by the time I get back," the former C.I.T. barked out through her cell phone as she entered the studio. "No, I will not take such a ridiculous case. Look, I've gotta cut this phone off for a while. No more calls to me, got it?" She turned off her phone before sitting down. "This better be quick, Josh. I've got important business to return to."

"I'll get right to it, then," Josh replied. "We'll go by elimination order. First up is Ezekiel."

"He must be from another era based on his words and actions. There are good reasons I was kept over him, you know. I was obviously more valuable and he was a backwards-thinking sexist. I knew he wouldn't last long in World Tour. The whole feral thing was odd, though. How did that happen, anyway?"

"Didn't really get an answer on that. Anyway, next is Eva."

"A rageaholic monster. It's no wonder she got cut early. Can we get on with this? I have important legal work to get back to."

"Fine, fine. Noah's next. Thoughts?"

"Wasn't shocked when the Gophers booted him first. I doubt World Tour changed him any, and I ad to put it up with it for THIRTEEN episodes! I heard he acted like some dumb puppy in that spin-off show."

"Yeah, yeah. Now, Justin seemed to have a crush on you in Action..." Courtney simply rolled her eyes. "That was simply a move on my side to gain an ally," she stated. "I knew he'd follow my lead as long as I played into his little Prince Charming act. But when I saw him being willing to betray Harold for me, I figured he wasn't the best ally in the long run."

"Of course you would," Josh muttered. "What about Katie and Sadie?"

"Annoying squealers. I had a feeling that they would cost us a challenge sooner or later, and I was quickly proven right. Katie got booted, and Sadie wasn't any more useful without her. I don't waste my precious time talking to either of them."

"Now, Tyler seems to be a mixed case for you. You scolded him, then defended him, then actually tried to flirt with him before tossing him out of a plane."

"Another idiot that I had to put up with. I don't get why he's so loved by the fan base. He's dumb, klutzy and a total wimp. I thought he would make a good ally, but the Phobia Factor and Area 51 challenges showed why I shouldn't."

"Alright. Next up is Izzy. Any particular beef with her?"

"Thankfully, no, but only because I was smart enough to keep my distance. I'm surprised she hasn't ended up in a mental institution already. The only time we really 'interacted' was the special, with her trying to take MY case."

"Sure," Josh snarked, "'Your' case. So, next comes Cody. You two were on the same team during World Tour."

"Yes, and he was dead weight for the Amazons," Courtney noted. "Honestly, if it wasn't for Heather being a huge ass at the time, he would've never made it to the Final Three. I don't get why people are so amazed by him when he's just a wimpy pervert. I mean, the bikini shot he pulled off with a sleeping Gwen? Disgusting."

"We did get his side of that, and he did seem to regret it. Now, how about we move onto one of your bigger problems in Action. Your thoughts on Beth?"

"A complete suck-up. She claims she's all nice and Miss 'I Don't Have A Mean Bone In My Body', but she's just as bad as her little cohorts. She let me get attacked by an octopus! And the whole Brady stuff was complete BS. Honestly, I swear the game was rigged against me so that wannabe could win. I deserved to win!"

"Now we come to the man that was responsible for kicking you off in the first season. Your thoughts on Harold?"

"A nasty little dweeb is what he is. I tried my best to keep my distance from him during Island and only spoke with him whenever the situation required it, such as in the talent show. But after I got UNFAIRLY eliminated, I found out from watching the footage that he RIGGED the votes against me! Good thing he was swiftly kicked off after this injustice was performed. In Action, he was still his annoying self which I did my best to avoid him. And because Beth was immune in the space challenge, it left me no choice but to cut him, which did feel quite nice. It was also nice that he got booted early in World Tour. Overall, he was annoying then and annoying now, and I don't deal with people like him."

"Quite a bit of detail. Now onto the next person." Courtney took a look at Trent's photo. "Okay, he's a bit of a loser with his Gwen obsession," she explained, "But he's definitely one of the more milder people on the show. His explanation of his nine thing definitely garnered some sympathy and made some logical sense, unlike Duncan's reasoning. When we do meet nowadays, we can hold a casual conversation."

"Someone you haven't expressed complete disdain for," Josh remarked, earning a glare from the C.I.T. "So, next comes Bridgette. Thoughts on her?"

"She was definitely the sanest girl on the Killer Bass, and we definitely had some good chats, especially regarding her growing relationship with Geoff. We also spoke during the Aftermaths and I did suggest her taking legal action or giving Geoff a taste of his own medicine should his actions kept escalating. And I must admit it was a little sad seeing her getting cut early in World Tour. We're still on good terms and she was smart enough to consult my legal expertise regarding the lawsuit the TD cast filed against Chris that got his show put on hiatus for a good decade."

"Let's move onto perhaps your most memorable clash in Action. Your thoughts on Lindsay?"

"She is such a pain in the ass! She only got as far as she did because Heather roped that idiot into her gang. Honestly, why didn't anyone think of cutting off Heather's ONLY ally earlier? She was even worse come Action. I mean, I've worked my ass off to gain success in my life. My mom always says you only get what you want in life if you work for it. So how come some stupid BITCH like her that never worked a day in her life get all that success during the challenges?! I was so glad she got eliminated."

"But the next episode contradicts that, doesn't it? You wanted her in an alliance."

"Only to dump that traitor Harold and mole Owen. But seeing her go, and due to her own stupidity, was so satisfying. We didn't talk much in World Tour and she was thankfully cut rather quickly. And I swear she fueled her stupidity ten-fold in All Stars just to get on my nerve. Who the hell doesn't know how to push a cart?! I am so glad we don't see each other anymore."

"Talk about juicy! Let's move onto the next person." Courtney smiled a little at DJ's photo. "I can't deny that he's a nice person and a great cook," she admitted. "The only bad things I can say about him is that he's a mamma's boy and a complete scaredy-cat. We can still talk from time to time, and I am a frequent visitor of his little cafe he has set up."

"Another not completely despised thought about your fellow contestants," Josh remarked. "Now onto Geoff."

"Frankly, I don't understand why Bridgette fell for such an idiot. But he's definitely not the worst idiot in the world. We can occasionally talk whenever I meet with Bridgette, but nothing too serious."

"Alright. Now onto Leshawna. Your thoughts on her?"

"She claims she's 'for everyone and for fair game', but she can be just as bad as people like Heather. I mean, her fake crying stunt showed how manipulative she can be. And once the merge in Action hit, I knew it would be best for her to leave as soon as possible. She was obviously the biggest threat. Her getting out early in World Tour was also a good thing, in my opinion. We don't speak to each other, which is perfectly fine with me."

"Figures. Let's move onto a more controversial person: Heather." Courtney simply frowned at Heather's photo. "She was horrendous to be around," she remarked. "Every single season, she kept getting nastier and nastier, not to mention she probably had production wrapped around her finger. I mean, how else could she have survived all the way to the Final Three in Island and winning World Tour? I can't believe I was stuck with her for almost two whole seasons on the same team! I never want to see her face again!"

"Yikes," Josh commented. "Even nastier than the majority we covered. I'm liking it. But this one should be even juicier. Your thoughts on...Gwen?" Courtney shifted a bit in discomfort. "I honestly felt a tad bad for her getting tormented by that witch Heather," she began, "But nothing more than that. But when I saw the clip of her flirting with Duncan during Action, I could feel my blood start to boil and I swore I would keep an eye on them. In World Tour, Duncan quitting early and us getting placed on the same team made my guard slip a bit. We actually talked a bit, mainly due to our mutual distaste of Heather. But then, that pale-faced creep decided to STEAL MY BOY BEHIND MY BACK! I was so glad she got rightfully kicked off."

"But what about during All Stars?" Josh asked. "Gwen did seem genuinely remorseful about-"

"Please. She only cared about her image, not about her and me. But then, I figured she could be a good ally later, so I decided to humor her."

"So you never meant that apology? All of it was just for show? That's pretty cold."

"I told you she only cares for herself, and this was one of my best chances to get to the finale, which would've worked had Mal not loused things up completely! I am so glad I decided to cut my ties with her."

"Okay...how about we move onto Owen?"

"He can get really annoying really quickly. His worst was definitely in Action, where he was brought back UNFAIRLY and only to act as Chris's personal spy! Fortunately, we didn't speak much in World Tour and he was swiftly kicked off in the merge...even though I wanted Heather gone."

"Next up is Sierra. Your thoughts on this fanatic?"

"You summed her up perfectly: she's a maniac."

"I said fanatic, not-"

"Don't interrupt me! When I first saw Sierra sniffing at Cody's shoes, I knew she'd be a problem sooner or later. But since Heather was the bigger issue, I had to set her aside for a bit. I still can't believe I was stuck with that weirdo for two whole seasons! She is truly beyond help."

"Reminds me of someone else I know. Let's move onto the next person." Courtney smiled a little at Alejandro's photo. "Boy, he's still as handsome as ever," she sighed. "I meant what I said when I commented on him being the best player the game ever had. He made the best out of everything that was thrown at him, whether it was obnoxious teammates or Chris himself. He more than deserved to win World Tour over Heather. His run in All Stars was great, too, though him voting off Heather was kind of a risky move at the time. And the only reason I decided to vote him was because he was a threat, not because I believed Mike."

"One thing before we continue," Josh said. "You claimed you kissed Alejandro before you and Scott dated. Is that true?"

"We did after the Sweden challenge. He was so grateful I was safe that he gave me a kiss right on the lips! It was one of the best moments of my life."

"Now let's delve into Duncan. Tell me the history between you two." Courtney scowled at Duncan's photo before tearing it up. "That immature little delinquent!" she angrily shouted. "He was such an annoyance on the island, between his rule-breaking and his 'bad boy' attitude."

"But you did fall for him eventually," Josh pointed out.

"Well...yes. I saw his good side and thought I could bring it out. But then come Action, he decided to hook up with Goth Girl! And I tried to improve him to be the best he could be after getting onto Action, but he thought I was 'psycho', which I am NOT!"

"What about your falling out in World Tour?"

"He decided to not only abandon me right at the start, but after he returned, he KISSED Gwen behind my back! So I decided to break off our relationship. I should've known it wouldn't last. And by All Stars, I didn't waste my breath giving him any attention. After the show ended and he was RIGHTFULLY arrested, I made sure to cut my ties with him to prevent any future problems. Best decision of my life."

"Yikes. Makes me not want to pursue romance anytime soon. Perhaps we should discuss the Gen 2 contestants you've met in All Stars. We'll go in elimination order just like the others. We'll start off with Sam."

"Why was that idiot of all people chosen for All Stars? During my time on the lame Hamsters, he was completely useless and just got himself injured. Good thing he was booted early." Josh just signed before pulling out the next picture. "Next comes Mike," he continued. "Any thoughts on him?"

"Mike himself is nothing special," Courtney commented. "That alter-ego of his, Mal, I wanna punch if I could right now! It's all HIS fault that I was screwed over in All Stars after he stole my chart and showcased it to everyone!"

"I don't know. It feels like you screwed yourself over by making the chart in the first place."

"It's called strategy, and yet people think I'M the villain for simply playing the game! Can we just move on? I have an appointment to be at."

"Fine, fine. What are your thoughts on Jo?"

"Only that she was an Eva clone. I don't know how she got to the Final Five in her debut season, but her getting out early showed how much of a failure she truly was."

"We'll skip over the next guy and move onto a girl you had quite a vendetta against." Courtney simply frowned at Zoey's picture. "She think she's all perfect and can do no wrong," she scolded, "But she's just as bland as her boyfriend. I mean, if it wasn't for Duncan getting disqualified or Cameron getting eliminated by injury, she would've NEVER gotten to the finale in the first place. Chris practically bent the rules for her, which I argued in the lawsuit against him. She did NOT deserve to win All Stars! I SHOULD HAVE!"

"Okay, okay!" Josh cried out. "You don't like her. We get it. Let's move onto Lightning. Did you two interact any?"

"Thankfully, no. He's practically a Tyler clone. It's no wonder why he was the first Villain voted off and it's even harder to believe he made it to the finale! Good riddance to him."

"Now onto Cameron, who you shared quite an...interesting dynamic, to say the least."

"I don't know why people claim him the brightest guy of his cast. He was a complete idiot that got tricked more than once. Not to mention he kissed me without my consent! I don't deal with him."

"Now onto the last Gen 2 competitor you meant." Courtney smiled a little as she saw Scott's photo. "He was definitely the only good thing from that horrendous All Stars season," she admitted. "The guy brought back some of those good moments with Duncan without any of his problems. Well, aside from the fact he smelled a bit worse. He was definitely very loyal to me, until he thought I kissed Cameron when it was clearly not true! We did make up and we were fine again...until Mal butted in and completely screwed things up!"

"Again, you technically screwed yourself over," Josh noted. "Plus, you drew Scott as a RAT. Not much respect on your end."

"It was complementing his skilled rat-like tendencies. It's the others' fault for misinterpreting it. But after the show, we managed to meet up again at a farmers' market. We...talked some stuff over, and while we're not quote 'dating', we're now on some good terms."

"Wasn't expecting that. So, two questions left for you. First, have you meant any of the other Gen 2 cast or the Gen 3 cast?"

"No. I try not to associate myself with that crappy show after my run. And have you even HEARD of those freaks of the third cast? Wizard wannabes and disgusting country girls and homicidal maniacs, just to name a few."

"At least be grateful YOU aren't the person interviewing them. Last question: what do you think of the people from the Reboot?"

"Well, nothing too special, though I truly believe Julia more than deserved to win over idiots like Priya or Wayne. She worked hard to get where she did."

"Okay. Thank you for your-" Just then, Courtney's cell phone rang again. "Yes, I'm getting to it!" Courtney snapped after answering. "I was just finishing up this interview. Goodbye, Josh." She continued to talk on the phone as she left the studio. "I am so glad she's done," Josh murmured under his breath. "Now, who's... Oh, great. Him. If he says GOSH or 'mad skills' even once..."

The C.I.T is done! So, Courtney is quite the...decisive character, so while I tried to be unbiased, she admittedly made more foes than friends. However, there are some bright spots such as her friendship with Bridgette and being on good terms with Scott. And her not meeting with the other Gen 2 cast and Gen 3 cast much is kinda expected of her.

Next comes the lovable nerd with plenty of mad skills under his belt, and who should've totally gone into Action's finale. GOSH! Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.