The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

2628. Rash Behaviour

Title: Rash Behaviour

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack.

Rating: PG-13

Written For: Challenge 806: Sting at torchwood100.

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack really ought to try listening to Ianto.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Double drabble.

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"I did warn you," Ianto said, for the third time. "More than once, as I recall."

"I know," Jack ground out between gritted teeth.

"Then you admit this isn't my fault."

"I never said it was."

"And yet…" Ianto trailed off. "Besides, I'm not the one who decide a secluded woodland glade would be a great place for a quick shag. I'm also not the one who decided to take all his clothes off, but you just had to embrace nudity."

"Clothes get in the way," Jack grumbled, wincing, rubbing his stinging arse, then wishing he hadn't.

"Clothes also provide a certain amount of protection against a wide variety of hazards. You'd be a lot better off if you'd kept a few of yours on."

Jack shuddered; he was in pain, and also starting to get a bit cold now the sun had disappeared behind thick clouds and the wind was getting up. "Fine, next time I'll listen to you! Happy now?"

"Not especially. I get no enjoyment from seeing you suffer."

"You sure about that? You're not being very sympathetic."

"Yes, well, I'm not the one who lost his balance taking his underwear off and fell in the nettles."

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The End