AN: Just a bunch of Non-canon Omakes to celebrate my first April Fools on this site. None are cannon (Except for 4, but not for this story). Regular chapters will be out on the weekend.

OMAKE 1: GAME ACCURACY IS A CRUEL MISTRESS

ROBB STARK

NORTHERN ENCAMPMENT

"Your Grace! I bring great news!" A minor lord said as he approached the King of the North.

"What is it my loyal vassal?" Robb asked. Surrounding him was the Greatjon and all the other major nobles of the North.

The Lord pointed to the foreigner he had brought with him. "This woman claims to be a magic user from a land called Fodlan. She says she can send a small strike team right in the Red Keep to kill the Bastard known as Joffrey!" He explained.

Robb had a grin grow on his face. "Well then,if this is true, we can avenge my father immediately!" All the lords voiced their loud approval.

All of them gathered their best armor and equipment, and as one battalion, the mage sent them all right into the throne room.

"Ahhhhh!" What a blind man would perceive as a five year old girl's scream of fright was actually that of the boy who sat on the Iron Throne.

"HOUND, WHERE ARE THE REST OF MY KINGSGUARD!" The boy yelled at the scarred man who was holding a book filled with images of women without clothing.

"They're out on their lunch break."

"Since when do they get lunch without protecting me?" Joffrey screeched.

"Since they unionized." Sandor replied while flipping the page.

"WHEN DID THEY UNIONIZE?" Joffrey asked incredulously.

"You really don't pay attention in the longer meetings do you?" Sandor said as he noted to pay a whore to try that position the next time he was at Littlefinger's.

"Joffrey! We have come to have you answer for your crimes!" Robb yelled. He looked back at his men, a battalion of the lords of the North. "There he stands! The man who stole my father's life. Your Lord's life. Your friend's life! Shall we take vengeance?" He asked, to which they all raised their weapons and charged at the lone false king….And all ran past him without so much as touching him.

"What the….You missed? How did you all miss? You all ran right past him!" Robb asked, confused.

"Huh, guess your accuracy wasn't a hundred percent." Sandor said before returning to the only book he liked.

OMAKE 2: ANOTHER WORLD

JON

THE WALL

Jon and Sam had nothing better to do as they shared watch duty than look up at the stars.

"Hey Jon?" Sam spoke.

"What Sam?" Jon asked as he warmed himself by the fire.

"You ever wonder, if something that happened centuries ago had changed slightly, how our lives would be today?" Sam asked.

Jon thought to himself. He had thought about him being legitimate, but nothing from really long ago. "I doubt it would affect our lives too much."

MEANWHILE, IN A PARALLEL WORLD.

Jon jumped into the trench, his Type2 energy sword in his right, and a Needler in his left.

"Where is everyone with the reinforcements?" He asked Sam, who jumped in the trench a moment later.

"Well, I saw Sokka, Kazuma and Subaru have Dormammu in a standstill, and Thanos was about to kill Batman, but Tywin Lannister German Suplexed him and now they are both safe. I also saw Ainz and Vader about to duel before jumping in."

"Well where is the rest of the backup?" Jon asked.

"According to Ino, Kylo intercepted Caedus and they are having a duel, and Harry and Naruto are fighting Gintoki on the western flank."

"So then, we are alone." Jon said grimly.

"It looks like it." Sam nodded.

"Well might as well go out swinging!" Jon said as he stood and turned Super Saiyan.

"Aye" Sam said as he activated the Rinnegan.

BACK IN WESTEROS

"Yeah, you're probably right." Sam said as he joined Jon at the fire.

OMAKE 3: BEFORE HE WAS MAD

"Grandfather?" Tommen said as he looked at the hand.

"Yes Your Grace?" Tywin asked the new king.

"You were first the hand of the Mad King right?"

"Yes, I was. It's the reason he was able to have any peace during his reign at all." Tywin said as he continued to sign documents.

"Why did he pick you?" The young king asked.

"Well before he was king, I was a page and squire during his grandfather's court. You could say we basically grew up together." Tywin said as he finished one document.

"So you knew him before he was mad? What was he like?" Tommen asked.

Tywin looked up and had a thousand yard stare in his eyes as he remembered his youth in King's Landing

DECADES AGO

"I can not believe we just did that!" Tywin was freaking out. He was just 14, despite his upbringing, he did not know what to do.

"Relax Ty. Everything worked out fine. Now help me get Steffon out of the Septa robes before anyone finds us." Aerys spoke to his friend while also trying to remove the small hood from Steffon's head.

The box they had just carried into the Red Keep shifted slightly, due to the man inside.

"Relax? Aery, we just KIDNAPPED THE HIGH SEPTON! Are you seriously going to hold him hostage because the faith was three coppers short on a loan payment?" Tywin was incredulous to his friend's plan.

"Why not? It worked with the Sealord of Braavos remember?" Aerys pointed out.

"WHAT? Tywin asked, confused.

"Oh right, you had to go back to Casterly Rock when we did that." Steffon muffled as he finally untangled himself from his disguise.

PRESENT DAY

"You know, looking back I honestly can't believe none of us noticed the signs." Tywin told his grandson.

OMAKE 4: A LOOK AHEAD AT A FUTURE WORK.

"My lord, I have some...questions about what we plan to do with your servant." Davos said, still trying to comprehend what they had just learned.

"I think it is obvious that I must fight in this war." Stannis replied. "If only to make sure someone worse does not use it to destroy the realm. And if I win, I can clear the corruption from the land once and for all, as Robert should have done."

"Very well then, My Lord." Davos responded. If that was Stannis' goal, then Davos would support him however he could.

"Speaking of her, where is Saber now?" Stannis asked. He had been too busy contemplating the information while handling his duties as lord of Dragonstone.

"Oh, she ordered the construction of a theater stage and is performing for the small folk now. I think you can see it out this window," Davos said, leading Stannis over.

There, they saw a blonde girl in a red dress with a transparent front on stage, trying to perform a play, with some of the infatuated younger guards helping out as the other actors.

"UMU!" Saber yelled loud enough for them to hear from the Solar.

OMAKE 5: PERMANENT FAVORITE

JAIME

CASTERLY ROCK

"Ohhh. Jaime." Cersei moaned into his ear.

"Cersei." Jaime mumbled himself as the two laid naked in his room. He doubted anything could ruin this moment.

"Jaime have you…" Tywin said as he walked in and saw them.

They all froze. Everyone was unsure of what was going to happen.

Tywin turned around. "TYRION! NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU ARE NOW MY PERMANENT FAVORITE CHILD!" He yelled as he walked out the room.

AN: And there you have it. Took me like an hour to write this. Shortest thing I ever wrote, but it was mainly to just give you some laughs.

The first one I mentioned in a previous chapter's AN. Three Houses is the only FE game I know.

The Second one was just a random though explosion I had one day for fun. Same with 3 and 5.

4, as stated, is a look at my planned FATE/GOT crossover. As you can see, one of the Master-Servant duos are Stannis and Nero. I won't actually wright it for awhile, as I stated in Power Shift's AN that I need to do more research.

Feel free to comment which one was your favorite or just if I succeeded in giving you a reason to smile. As stated before, regular chapters will resume on the weekend.