When a strange man in a bow tie and two of his friends appear at Nabootique, at first nothing seems out of the ordinary. But then Howard and Vince are introduced to the Tardis, and things get a bit odd... T for language and possible fluff/slash later on.

Marina and Maina are friends, but haven't seen each other in a long time, so when Vince leaves Marina behind, they decide to get together and talk about how different they are now, but little do they realize, they're more similar than ever.

The TARDIS is travelin', and mindin' it's own business, until it's mysteriously nudged by a mysterious thing into Dalston. But why? And the winner of the best summary ever goes to...

It's after closing time in the Nabootique, Naboo and Bollo are on a Shaman weekend, no doubt getting completely plastered and Howard and Vince are doing not much of anything. That's when a man calling himself the Doctor shows up right outside their shop.

Dr Who crossover. The Doc & Rose follow a distress signal to the zooniverse, where Bainbridge has 'heroically' acquired a dalek. Vince is mistaken for the Doctor's companion, someone is EXTERMINATED & we uncover the real reason why they end up in Dalston.