White Wedding Gone Wrong
A/N: This was planned and pre-written back in 2021. This is the final version of this chaotic Edge fanfic. Listen to White Wedding by Billy Idol, it's a bloody banger!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Based on the December 23, 2021, ep of Monday Night Raw.
Tonight's Raw is in Detroit. The commentators starts the show in a special way because tonight is where Miz and Maryse renew their wedding vows and Eric Bischoff is the wedding specialist.
Backstage, we see the IT Couple in separate rooms preparing themselves on this special night ever since they got married in the Bahamas. Most of the superstars in the locker room are happy for the couple, well not really. There is a certain superstar dressed in his Brood outfit who has malicious ideas to ruin it ahead of their Day 1 match.
"Welcome to Monday Night Raw! Tonight is a special moment dedicated to the A-Lister and the French-Canadian beauty. Now, please welcome The Miz!" Eric Bischoff announced as the former two-time WWE Champ made his way to the ring in style.
The Ohio native greeted Bischoff and took a deep breath as he announced his wife to come over. His reaction was in awe as he saw Maryse come down the ramp in the same beautiful dress from the wedding day, years ago. The couple then stare at each other lovingly, resulting in a long kiss, making Bischoff clear his throat, indicating the ceremony hasn't begun yet.
As the former Raw GM began the ceremony, the crowd began to go wild. He then told the couple to renew their vows, and Miz was the first to speak.
"Maryse, we were married in the beautiful sunny Bahamas. Instead, we are in decrypted, disgusting Detroit." He sees Maryse looking away from him after mentioning the place where they are currently. "It's not where we are, it's who you're with. You're my true love."
The former Divas champ starts crying in joy, feeling lucky once again to have him as her only love. "You are my world, you are my everything. I love you so much!" she declared, trying not to choke, whilst the crowd started booing.
She then continued, "You proved to the world that you are the best father, best husband, and a better wrestler than Edge."
Bischoff reacted in surprise, calling that declaration extremely beautiful. Without any interruptions at the moment, the couple were so ready to kiss that Edge's music blasted, causing the crowd to react wildly!
Once in the ring, the Rated R greets the former Raw GM and tells the IT Couple that he is not here to "destroy" anything. Instead, he tells them that their vows made him sick to his stomach, meaning it was puppy love.
"I want to talk about what kind of man you are, using your wife as a shield or a decoy, but won't do that," Edge said, recalling the events where he tried to spear Miz but used her as a shield.
By the time Day 1 comes, Edge assured that he is going to destroy Miz once and for all by whooping his arse in front of his family. Of course, Mike gets mad, snatches the microphone and tells the veteran that he is not going to allow him to ruin his celebration, proving true love is real, not false. He and Maryse kiss passionately.
"Oi, get a room! Is this miniature love?" Edge commented. "From the last few weeks ago, you guys embarrassed me and had it coming to me!"
At this point, the Rated R superstar knew how weddings end, especially the time he and Lita got married, Kane interrupted and went into havoc, destroying everything in its path. The second time when he married Vickie, Triple H ruined the ceremony with a so-called "footage" of him and Alicia Fox making out, causing the former Smackdown GM to brutally hurt him by yelling.
Back to the present, Edge warns Mike and Maryse that he's going to embarrass them as payback from weeks ago in Raw. To scare them, he pretends to call someone towards the ring, startling Miz in frustration.
"What are you doing? Stop!" The Ohio native yelled in anger.
The Ultimate Opportunist laughed, getting the best of him. "I was just messing with you. It's called playing mind games." Maryse and Mike do not look amused at his so-called mind games.
"You didn't expect this to be a white wedding, did you?" Edge asked curiously. Suddenly, everything went dark, followed by creepy music, indicating the start of chaos.
The surprise, however, it was pouring black blood all over Maryse and The Miz! The bride cries in agony, seeing her perfect wedding renewal night turned into a hellish nightmare, causing slips and falls in the ring. After it stopped pouring, Edge celebrated his payback and headed his way backstage.
The end!
Poor Miz and Maryse on that night!