Authors note: Alright first Hazbian story based on Mulan staring everyones favorite playful and sexy spider Angel dust, also note Angel dust is intersex in this and in this fanfiction Intersex demons are treated like females and not treated equally except to be breeders for there dominate partners

Chapter 1: The lovcraftians invade Hell

In the land of hell there are two lands the sea lands of the lovcraftian and the rings of hell, seperated by a wall to protect the rings from the dangerous and vile lovcraftians as a hell hound guard patrolled the wall until he felt pain scratched on his neck as he looked and saw It was some sort of tar like bird made of bone and tar as it glared at the hellhound and screeched as the hellhound guard watched it flew off as he heard a sound and looked and saw a grappling hook attached to the wall as more grappled onto the wall as the hellhound looked and saw creatures based on villains from the human world as he ran down the wall "Light the signals! We are under atttack!" He yelled as he ran towards a ladder as Mizuki (Naruto) sliced at him but he dodged and made it up the ladder but as he did he was shocked to see the shadow of a male human but the hell hound can tell…it was not a human

It was a hansom human male that looked like a japanese male with brown slicked back hair, brown eyes with black rimmed glasses dressed as a psychiatrist (AN: In other words think Maruki from persona 5 in his meta verse form) however what stood out was the blue lines that seem to ooze and move down his exposed skin, this was Nyagralthrop a shapeshifter that no human except the demons of hell can smell out as the hellhound gasped but quickly reacted as he grabbed a lit torch and threw it into a pot of oil as lights light against the wall as the hellhound glared "Now all of The rings of hell know you are here" he said as Nyagralthrop just calmly grabbed a flag and lit it in the new flames as the Bone bird Diablo landed on his shoulder "Perfect" he said in a voice that was neither male nor female but mysterious.

Meanwhile in the palace of hell in the pride ring General Hajamie a half imp/Half vampire humanoid with two of his soldiers walked in as he bowed to Lord Lucifer the king of hell a pale looking humanoid with yellow eyes, sharp yellow teeth and dressed in a fine white and pink suit and top hat looked at his loyal soldier as he bowed. Next to him was a imp with blonde hair named Monomata (MHA) "My Lord the lovcraftians have crossed over our northern border" said Hajamie as Monomata was surprised "Impossible the grand wall had prevented the lovcraftians from penetrating our borders for millennia" he said as Lucifer head a hand up telling him to be quiet "Nyagrathrop is leading them, we'll set up defense around your palace immediately" the imp/vampire hybrid said as Lucifer shook his head "No send your troops to protect my people" he said as he looked at Monomata "Monomata" "Sir" he replied standing straight "Deliver conscription notices through the rings, call up any reserves and many new recruits as possible" said King Lucifer

"Forgive me yoru magisty, but I belive my troops can stop him" said Hajamie not waning to cause more blood to be shead "I wont take any chances *Lucifer picks up a grain of rice* A single grain of rice can tip the scale; one man maybe the difference between victory and defeat" he said solomly.

Meanwhile in one of the Provences of hell in the countery side a slender effeminate spider demon with pink splotches above his eye and a whispty frock and whit fur and four arms, sharp teeth with one gold sharp fang and herocroma eyes one a red with white scalar and one yellow with black scalar dressed in a pink tube top and a pair of red pink shorts with deep pockets and red splotches and pink and a set of 'breasts held back by his top, eating some rice as he wrote notes on one of his upper arms. His name is Anthony but goes by Angel dust, a intersex spider demon who was preparing 'notes' for a important test.

"Quiet and demure…graceful, polite, delicate, refined, poised…and lastly" he started as he used his paintbrush to finish the last of his marks "Punctual!" He said happily though as he finished the sound of a rooster Caww "Ach I'm late I am late" he yelled as he grabbed a pair of black and pink high heeled shoes and a open red hoodie as he blew on his arm to dry his notes "Fat nugget! *Runs out* Fat Nugget where" he started as he saw a cute demon piggy sleeping on the rug "Ah there you are now Fat Nugget" he said as the piggy got up stretching "I'm late and I need your help to help with my chores" he said as the Piggy nodded saying he will help as Angel dust tied a bag of chicken feed around the piggy waist and then on the back a stick with a ear of corn on the end as Fat Nugget tried grab it as he ran out but struck the doorway…but recovered as he ran out pass the chickens who were surprised…but seeing the chicken feed they just pecked at it and took off following Fat nugget as the ping ran pass a beautiful Hell pony mare with a stary like mane and black fur with star like splotches named Cassiopeia who gave a "what the heck look' at the piggy running pass her.

Inside the temple a hellhound like humanoid with two extra arms with sharp claws with fur on the cuffs and eight eyes (a pair of normal brown eyes and two red upper eyes) with sharp fangs and long brown hair tied In a pony tail dressed in a fine suit with a cane near him as he lit some incense where there was a statue of a snake like imp demon. His name was Peter Parker a war hero, though he lost his leg in a war long ago and the adopted father of Angel dust "Ancestors please watch over Angel Dust as he meets with the matchmaker today" he prayed though as he did Fat Nugget ran around him as the chickens ran in pecking at the feed as he prayed harder "Please, please help him"

Back with angel dust he was walking up the stairs holding a tray with a teapot and a up on it as he saw Fat Nuggets having a hard time grabbing the corn as Angel pulled it down for him as he chowed down "Daddy I brought your…" he began but yelped when he accident bumped into his adopted dad making him drop the tray but Peter caught the pot with his cane but the cup shattered on the ground "Angel" started Peter firmly "I know I know I am late daddy *Pulls a spare cup from his pocket as he poured tea into it* but I got a spare and you know you need to take your medicine, the doctor said two cups of tea in the morning…"

"Angel dust…" Peter started again but was interrupted by his adopted son "And one at night" he said being a cute scolder as Peter took his cup "Anthony you should already be in town, we're counting on you to…" Started Peter using Angel dust real name to show seriousness as Angel responded "Uphold the family honor, dont worry daddy I wont let you down I promise and wish me luck" he said running off "Hurry!" Peter shouted as he looked at Fat nugget who had his cheeks puffed out with the corn in his mouth as Peter sighed "I'm gonna…pray some more" he said going into the shrine

Authors note: I feel like I am on a roll with Hazbian hotel/Helleva boss stuff so please read and review and enjoy

Next chapter Angel dust prepares to meet Katie Killjoy to be matched to a mate…though with mixed results