Warriors bred for combat, apex predators of their art
(Craft) Cat girls!
(Zach)...yes, cat girls. Master Tigress of the Furious Five
(Ender) And Kitty Katswell, TUFF's Number 1 Agent. I'm Ender, their Zach and Craft. And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, skills, feats and weaknesses to find out who would win: A Death Battle
The Valley Of Peace. A well...peaceful...valley, the name is kind of self explanatory, where folks of all kinds live in harmony.
(Craft) Despite the fact this world is full of super crazy powerful kung fu guys who can, AND WILL, kick your ass just for fun! How can they sleep so soundly you ask?
(Zach) Simple. Because they know their lives are well protected by heroes known as the Furious Five
(Craft) Crane! Mantis! Viper! Monkey! Okay so maybe their parents weren't the MOST original
(Ender) And among them stands the strongest of all: Master Tigress
Tigress jumps into the air, shattering 2 stone tiles with a split kick
*cue Hero, Kung Fu Panda OST
Left on the doorstep of Bao Gu Orphanage as a little cub, young Tigress never exactly...fit in
(Craft) All she wanted to do was play dolls and dance with all the other kids! But turns out that's kinda hard to do when your born with razor sharp claws and teeth! Not to mention she had a bit of a violent streak going on. Talk about your terrible twos
(Zach) After a particularly bad rage out, Tigress began isolating herself. She feared she was simply a wild monster...nothing more, nothing less
(Ender) But all that would change when she met Master Shifu. The elder kung fu master saw her strength not as something to fear, but something to explore and grow. He would teach Tigress about discipline and control
(Craft) After making some Domino art, the orphans decide they like her now! But she doesn't stick around long because Shifu takes her to the Jade Palace, where he would help train her to be the scariest feline on the planet!
(Zach) By her own admission, most of her training involved punching Ironwood Trees, which eventually made all feeling in her paws disappear
(Craft) That is severely cool
(Ender) As you may have already guessed, Tigress is a master in Tiger Style kung fu. Tiger Style involved violent bursts of movement, pouncing fast and hard onto an opponent in attempts to end the fight quickly
(Craft) She's hardcore! Literally! She can leap several stories into the air, and hit hard enough to shatter solid stone! She's fast enough to catch arrows out of the air, skilled enough to fight against other kung fu masters like Tai Lung, hell she's fast enough to dodge cannonball shots and tough enough to take em to the face!
(Zach) The firework balls fired from Shen's cannon traveled roughly 2500 feet in a second, putting them well over 2 times the speed of sound. Getting hit by an object of this size, which we assume is roughly 8 pounds, going that fast means getting hit by one would be equivalent to 2,765 newtons of force
(Craft) And that's not even taking into account the fact they FREAKING EXPLODE! Strong enough to blow up Shen's own ships one by one! Yet Tigress survived an almost direct shot from it
(Zach) Its not just her physical abilities that is impressive. Tigress also later learned in the ways of Chi, or natural energy of the universe. She can harness this power to heal wounds or enhance the strength of her strikes.
(Craft) But that's not all! She can use these abilities to levitate or perform super awesome martial arts techniques like the Chao Wa Punch Kick, which paralyzes whoever it hits!
(Ender) She's quick to adapt and use her surroundings to her advantage, but she can still be caught off guard by warriors just as skilled as her. She lacks ranged options and, despite improving, she does still have a bit of an anger problem.
(Craft) Like when an obese, kung fu obsessed panda appeared and stole the title of Dragon Warrior from her and seemingly made a mockery of her life. But after a while, she learned to appreciate the big guy as an ally, and even a friend...aww
"And now, he has a chance to make things right—to train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you: a big, fat panda who treats it like a joke." *Po makes a face and freezes "Oh that is it!"
Master Tigress:
Age: 20s
Weight: 155 Pounds (estimate)
Height: 6'0 (estimate)
Member of the Furious Five
Skills:
-Tiger Style
-Incredible agility
-Incredible strength
Abilities:
-Chi (Healing, Power enhance)
-Chao Wa Punch Kick
-Levitation
Feats:
-Can leap several stories into the air
-Can run for multiple hours without tiring
-Can catch arrows
-Dodged and survived Shen's Firework Balls
-Intimidated Master Croc
-Feels no pain in her hands
Faults:
-No ranged options
-Temper
-Has been caught off guard and overpowered before
The city of Petropolis. You're average place to live with your average sights
(Craft) And your average Bear, Crocodile and Rabbit neighbors! Didn't know Animal Crossing started doin TV
(Zach) But peace could never be this easy to achieve. Villains and crime ran rampant, but the townsfolk never feared. As they were under the protection of the Turbo Underground Fighting Force
(Craft) T.U.F.F! Under the helm of this cockroach guy and...whatever the fuck Keswick is, T.U.F.F was almost unbeatable! And that is thanks in no small part to their number 1 agent: Kitty Katswell
"Another thing about secret agent kids. They also get to kick bad guy butt!"
*cue T.U.F.F Puppy main theme
Joining the agency at the age of 12, Kitty quickly rose through the ranks to become the greatest agent
(Zach) She has mastered every form of martial arts, is a master of stealth and espionage, and is extremely athletic and agile. As well, her claws are apparently registered as Lethal Weapons
(Craft) Her claws are legally considered as deadly as bullets! Which is weird considering she is definitely not shy on carrying a few on hand! Her hand held ray gun, smoke bombs, a keychain ray gun with freeze and heat settings, and a yarn gun that can ensnare her targets makes sure she's NEVER unprepared
(Ender) And her stats certainly don't help. She's skilled enough to dodge sonic booms, strong enough to lift several hundred pounds, and tough enough to survive...frankly a ridiculous amount of stuff
(Craft) She's been flattened into a pancake, got several massive holes punctured into her, and survived a LOT of things exploding right on top of her, including Tuff HQ itself! Yet she's still standing! Cats really DO have 9 lives
(Zach) Though even the greatest agent in the world has her limits. She has been outsmarted and overpowered on many occasions, has a bit of a temper, and should her whiskers be damaged she loses all sense of balance.
(Ender) That temper really comes into play when a random pup named Dudley stumbles off the street ands proceeds to show her up. But perhaps...this plain old mutt was exactly what she needed to achieve her full potential. The help of this...Tuff Puppy
(Craft) Leave the word play to me, bitch
(Ender) Aww...
"Being a secret agent means you have to be mysterious and elusive. I'm nowhere and everywhere."
Kitty Katswell
Full Name: Kathryn Lynn Katswell
Age: 20s
Weight: Unknown
Height: 5'6
T.U.F.F's Number 1 Agent
Weapons and Tools:
-Claws
-Guns (Ray Gun, Heat/Freeze ray, Yarn)
-Smoke Bombs
-Variety of other tools
Skills:
-Stealth
-Martial Arts Mastery
-Espionage
Feats:
-Dodged sonic booms
-Matches and Surpasses Dudley
-Survived multiple explosions...sometimes in one day
-Survived getting flattened and impaled at the same time
Faults:
-Temper
-Competitive
-Has been outsmarted and overpowered before
-Whiskers are the source of her balance
Alright the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all
(Craft) ITS TIME FOR A CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT! MEOW!
Time: Midnight
Location: Jade Palace
As the halls of the palace were empty and silent, Kitty hops down from the rafters and speaks into a walkie talkie "This is agent Kitty Katswell. I've infiltrated the Palace. D.O.O.M wants an artifact from here to take over the world. I'm going to beat them to i-!" Kitty suddenly gets kicked into a pillar. She looks as Tigress stands ready to fight
"You do not belong here. I recommend you run back to where you came from, kitten." She glares. Kitty hisses
"What did you just call me!? Keswick, i'm going dark." She says before tossing the walkie aside and entering her own stance
FIGHT!
*cue Crowded Downtown Stage (China)
Tigress pounces as Kitty, kicking her on her head. Kitty falls to the ground but hand springs back up, kneeing Tigress in the jaw. Tigress takes the hit and punches Kitty across the face, who responds with a chop to the kung fu master's throat. They both punch at each other at the same time, striking each other on the cheek and snarling. The two jump away from each other as Tigress grabs a nearby training dummy and tosses it at Kitty. Kitty reaches into her pocket and blasts the dummy to pieces with her ray gun, only for Tigress to close in and knock the device out of her hands, before laying into her with a flurry of punches and kicks. Kitty grabs her fist and jumps up before kicking Tigress in the chin before slashing her across the chest with her claws. Tigress shouts and catches her wrist, twisting it backwards to stop Kitty's momentum as she cocks her arm back. "You lack skill and focus!" She says before palm striking Kitty in the chest, causing her to fly out the door. Tigress takes the chance to focus and use her Chi to heal herself. Meanwhile Kitty groans as she stands at the bottom of the stairs
"Who needs THIS many stairs!" She shouts before back flipping away from Tigress' downward kick which cracks the ground beneath her. Kitty takes out her Yarn Gun and fires, ensnaring Tigress. "If you had any brains about you, you'd stay in there and let me work."
"If you had any brains about you, you'd never have come here." Tigress says as she rips through the yarn and charges at Kitty yet again. The two clash fists and kicks as they fight each other off, sidestepping or backflipping the other's strikes masterfully. Tigress blocks a slash from Kitty as she uses the Chao Wa punch kick, striking the agent in the stomach and making her fall to the ground. While she was paralyzed, Tigress leaps high into the air and comes crashing down with a powerful kick. A crater forms from the impact as Tigress stares down at Kitty. To her shock, Kitty stands up slowly.
"My turn." Kitty glares as she throws down smoke bombs. Tigress coughs as she looks around. Kitty jumps out of the smoke and strikes her from all angles. Every time Tigress swings, Kitty had already moved on and was hitting her from another angle. Eventually Tigress growls and performs a sweep kick, knocking up dirt and knocking Kitty out of the smoke cloud. The kung fu master jumps out of the smoke and pins Kitty to the ground. She punches her rapidly in the stomach as Kitty grunts and uses her legs to push her off. Tigress lands on top of a wall and holds her hands out, signaling Kitty to come closer. Kitty huffs and jumps up at Tigress, who responds by jumping down at her. The two clash kicks in mid air, pushing off the others foot and seemingly running into the air with their kicks. The two backflip away as Kitty takes out her Keychain Ray Gun and shoots Tigress' feet, freezing her to the ground. She runs up and brandishes her claw as Tigress reaches up and stops her claws with her hands, paying no mind to the blood. "Do you...not feel that?" Kitty asks
"I trained by punching the iron wood trees in the court yard. Now, I feel nothing." Tigress says simply
"Woah...that's hardcore" Kitty says before Tigress tosses her into the wall before breaking out of the ice. She runs up to Kitty, who was still recovering from the impact, as her fist glows with Chi. She punches kitty square in the stomach, knocking her clean through the wall into the forest. Kitty groans as she recovers before jumping into the trees as Tigress closes in, looking around. Her ear twitches as she dodges a downward kick from Kitty, responding with a swift kick to her gut. Kitty takes the hit and grabs Tigress' leg before spinning around and tossing her into the ground. Tigress bounces off the ground and stands up, swinging down on Kitty with her claws, cutting off the agent's whiskers "No whiskers, no balance!" She shouts as she wobbles and falls over. Tigress readies her next attack as Kitty scrambles, grabbing her keychain ray again and shooting a burst of flame out. Tigress pounces through the flames and punches down at Kitty's head. The agent rolls out of the way and handsprings herself into the air before shooting a freeze ray at Tigress, bounding her fist to the ground. The flames from before strike a large Ironwood Tree, setting it alight and weaking its structure. "HI-GEE-GEE!" Kitty shouts as she kicks the tree, making it topple over. Tigress breaks out of the ice and turns only for it to be too late as the tree crashes down on top of her with a final, resounding Crunch!
Kitty lands on top of the, now cooling off, tree and wipes her hands. "How's THAT for a 'kitten'?" She says before jumping away back to the palace
K.O!
Kitty returns to the palace, only to see Snaptrap already leaving with a jade sword. Meanwhile, yellow particles emerge from the tree as Tigress is whisked away to the Spirit Realm
(Craft) I thought secret agents were suppose to be subtle
(Zach) Tigress was a masterful opponent, and certainly NOT one to be taken lightly
(Craft) When you're intimidating enough that most kung fu LEGENDS are scared to approach you, you must have done something right
(Ender) However, Kitty was too much for even her to handle. Kitty's gadgets and tech allowed her to fight from a distance, while Tigress was stuck in close quarters. And even if she DID get in close, its unlikely she could have ended things swiftly enough
(Craft) Tigress mastered Tiger Style Kung Fu. Kitty mastered EVERY MARTIAL ART IN EXSISTANCE! Plus her stealth made it so Tigress' rush down style would be pretty much useless
(Zach) Both have their faults, and both are very much better then their worst moments. Both have faster then sound reaction speeds, but Kitty was far more durable. Surviving an exploding cannon ball is certainly impressive...but not compared to an entire skyscraper exploding on top of you.
(Ender) Kitty has been skewered, flattened, and blown up on multiple occasions and always appeared fine. Tigress survived her fights, but barely and was visibly injured and tired from them. Meaning in a war of attrition, Kitty was simply too much for her to try and overpower.
(Craft) Tigress just wasn't TUFF enough for this fight
(Ender) The winner is agent Kitty Katswell
Tigress:
+More aggressive
+Chi helped keep her in the fight for a while
=Speed and Faults
-Far less durable
-Had no counter for tech
-Had no way to put Kitty down for good
Kitty
+Superior Training
+Tech and Gadgets allowed for more options
+More durable
+Stealth
=Speed and Faults
-Not as aggressive or hardcore
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE:
SEASON 2 COMES TO A CLOSE
Images of planets, galaxies and universes flash on screen
WITH A BATTLE THAT IS TRULEY
"Before creation...comes destruction"
GODLY!
A purple cat is seen, decimating the Z fighters with 0 effort. He glows a menacing aura as he raises a palm to the screen. Everything goes dark and quiet before a light shines through, revealing a stark white, quadrupedal figure with a golden ring around its stomach. The figure rears up and lets out a battle cry as the screen goes pure white
LORD BEERUS
VS
ARCEUS
(Dragon Ball Super vs Pokemon)