Freelance Tour with a Penny for Brownies
"Okay, so the first stop of our tour is here with our own car. I give you, the DeSoto." Max introduced the police car that belonged to them.
"Wow, I never seen a 1960 model car like this one up close." Izuku was amazed a little, seeing that he's going to be riding along with his detective seniors.
"Oh, so you know your kind of cars." Sam noticed this, thinking that this kid might take a liking of the Desoto.
"I looked up the picture of your car and it's really amazing that something from long ago is still running and hasn't broken down." Izuku said as he looks around at the car, and suddenly the engine of the car roars as the front side jumps.
"Oh, forgot to mention that our car is possessed by a demon soul and has been a haunted car ever since." Sam mentioned.
"A demon soul?!" Izuku gasped.
"But don't worry, she doesn't mind us driving wherever we go, and she can even for two hundred miles faster than before." Max said.
"Huh, will "she" be okay with me then? I think I offended her." Izuku asked, feeling worried about getting into the car of a demon soul.
"With how good-hearted and polite you are, I'm sure she'll warm up to you soon and hopefully not run you over." Sam said casually, but that only seem to have scared Izuku a little more.
"So… Anywhere else you'll be taking me?" Izuku asked.
"Right over there." Sam pointed the way.
The Freelance and Junior Police walk together on the sidewalk for several feet and stop in front of what appeared to be a convenient store with the words Bosco's Inconvenience store, it's a small store with two other floors on top of the store.
"Bosco's Inconvenience store." Izuku read the sign out loud.
"Oh look, his reading skills are better than Bosco's." Max pointed out.
"This here is the store where our good friend Roscoe Bosco, he owns the store with all kinds of freaky food that are normal." Sam explained.
"And the other kinds that can be unexplainable along with giving you a stomachache." Max added.
"He's also the kind of guy who claims to "invent" things that can revolutionize things that we end up buying at a stupidly ridiculous and shit insane price that we somehow manage to pay, and the inventions turns out to be some everyday stuff which surprisingly worked." Sam explained more about Bosco.
"But most of the time, they stink." Max stated.
"Wow, so this Bosco guy doesn't get out much then." Izuku said.
"Don't we know it. That guy has more paranoid fears that everyone is out to get him for unknown and shitty reasons that he could be the number star at a nuthouse." Max mentioned.
"Oh, sounds like someone who might think of me as someone out to get him." Izuku worried.
"Yup, now let's go!" Max pushed Izuku into the store.
Izuku looks around seeing this store to be just like any other convenient store with the small spaces and shelves holding lots of snacks and other small things, there is even a bathroom in the back along with a TV that appears to be a security camera recording everything in here.
"Hello, and welcome to the-Oh, it's just you guys." Bosco was smiling but deadpanned when he saw the big dog and little bunny guy.
"Nice to see you two, Bosco." Sam greeted.
"Yeah, yeah, do you guys want something?" Bosco asked, not in the good mood right now.
"That depends, do you have anything to say hello to our new recruit?" Sam asked as he moves away to show Izuku.
"New recruit? You guys were fucking serious about that?!" Bosco asked in shock.
"Totally, and we almost forgotten about him too." Max nodded.
"I'm pleased to meet you, Mister Bosco. I promise to do my part in helping this city from any crimes and destruction that will harm good people like you, protecting you with my own life." Izuku promised fully heartly.
"Whoa, I suddenly felt like my soul was cleanse." Bosco was surprised.
"Fucking damn it, could that mean God is going to take me? To beyond the grave like my mom?!" Bosco started to freak out.
"No sir, nothing like that. And I think God wouldn't take your soul until you die of old ago." Izuku stated.
"Uh, huh, okay…" Bosco started to calm down, but still freaking out a little.
"Well, would you look at that." Sam smiled.
"This kid was able to calm Bosco down faster than us using his homemade teargas gun." Max joked.
"Fucking damn it, boss. Did you freak out just now because it's not even noon and I don't want to deal with any more of your shit." A girl walked up to the register.
"Relax, I'm not freaking out now. You can thank this new kid here." Bosco pointed his thumb at Izuku.
"Shit, you're the new guy with Sam and Max, huh? Gotta say, I'm liking what I'm looking at." The girl smirked at Izuku making her blush.
"And believe me, when Ramona Badwolf is interested, I would that interest." Ramona said with a finger on his chest.
Ramona has long, knee-length, wavy-at-the-bottom straight dark brown hair with a side-part with burgundy and white streaks. She is very tall and has dark brown eyebrows and red lips, an identical color of red also on her nails, which double as claws. She has a lightly tanned complexion, steel gray-blue eyes and much more prominent wolfish ears. She has a penchant for red plaid garments and leggings complete with golden chains and studs. She also has wolf ears. She wears a slim blue top, and a red plaid skirt strapped to suspenders. Her skirt sports a furry brown outer layer wrapped around her plaid. Small chains link a gold wolf in between her suspender straps. They are additionally attached to a one-sided shoulder fur pad, which is colored gray. She wears leggings and heeled boots which reach her knees. She sports a few blue feathers on each calf of her boots. Breasts size: H-cup.
"Look out, Sam. I think her inner wolverine for attracted to a potential mate and then eat his head in marriage." Max gasped.
"You're thinking of mantis." Sam corrected his little buddy.
"Is there a difference?" Max asked.
"H-Hold on, I have a girlfriend!" Izuku mentioned, hoping that would get her to stop this approach.
"I'm okay with it, she might not mind having an open relationship." Ramona grinned.
"Okay, that's enough. Did you clean the frozen section?" Bosco asked.
"Yes, and I found at least ten boxes of those coconut-meatball ice-cream have pass their expiration date, so I threw them out." Ramona informed.
"Again! You know how I feel about throwing things out. What if the government are using those to trance them into a gangster using ice-cream as a cover and they're pinning this on me thinking I'm part of it?" Bosco panicked.
"I don't think that would ever happen." Izuku said.
"Plus, I rather NOT get into trouble with the police nor my parents again for food poisoning customers." Ramona stated.
Another girl enters the store and steady her nametag on her shirt.
"0010100110000111000101101010010." The girl spoke in numbers like a computer to Bosco.
"Yeah, good to have you." Bosco said, shaking a little bit.
"What the fuck did we just say?" Max asked.
"I think that was Binary code." Izuku realized in shock.
"You mean like the ones and zeros that are use in computers?" Sam asked, hoping he remembers that right.
"Yeah, this girl only speaks in those weird numbers which should prove that she is definitely an alien trying to take away our voices!" Bosco feared.
"And I keep telling you that she is NOT an alien." Ramona snarled at her boss.
"For fuck sake, we've only been working here for about two months and you still think she's an alien." Ramona groaned.
"So, she works here too?" Izuku asked.
"Yep, this chick is Myouga Unzen. She might have done some damage in a city block or two that got herself arrested." Ramona explained.
"And we were the ones who arrested her." Max bragged with a grin.
"And after deciding on what to do, she was sentence to work here to pay off for the damage as her community service." Sam explained.
"Well, it's very nice to meet you, Myouga." Izuku greeted.
"01101100010101." Myouga smiled, saying hi to Izuku.
Myouga is a girl with shoulder-length blondish hue hair and brownish red eyes. She wears a maid outfit consisting of a dark blue short-sleeved shirt along with skirt that is above her feet, a white apron above the shirt, a red tie around her neck, dark blue tight-like leggings, and black boot-like shoes. Breast size: G-cup.
"Oh, finally out of there. I thought I would never leave." A blonde young man sighed in relief as he exits the bathroom.
"Hey there, Goldie dork." Max greeted.
"Hey, Max." The boy greeted back.
"Hey, you're the new recruit I heard about. Are you sure that you're in the right mind to be working with these guys?" The blonde guy asked Izuku.
"Yes, I'm sure. And it might be too late for me to back down." Izuku answered.
"Okay, the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it." Jaune introduced himself.
Jaune is a tall young man with fair skin, short blond hair upswept and somewhat spiky and dark-blue eyes. He is quite toned, and has strong muscles in his arms, shoulders, and upper chest. He wears a black short-sleeved hoodie with detached reddish-orange sleeves and a dark brown image of a bunny in white with cute black round eyes. Below, he wears blue jeans and black sneakers which have "left" and "right" written in black on the respective shoes' soles.
"Hey, have either of you seen my partner, Kagami?" Jaune asked.
"We just saw her taking pictures of us and then headed off ahead of us." Izuku answered.
"She must be at the dinner. See ya." Jaune said as he leaves.
"Well, I believe that's our cue to leave." Max said.
"Hold on, I wanna buy something." Izuku walked over to Bosco.
"I'm always available if you want." Ramona smirked, causing Izuku to blush away.
"Do you have any Katsudon and chopsticks?" Izuku asked.
"You're in luck. We just got those two days ago, they're in those shelves over there." Bosco pointed at one shelf.
"Thanks." Izuku said.
"Hey, how come he gets the things he's asking for while you always told us that you didn't have the things we ask for?" Max asked upset.
"Because of those things were stupid, and things you didn't even bother to ask before that would've really helped with your cases." Bosco answered.
"Oh, he got us there." Sam admitted.
"Do you also have any metal-detector sunglasses?" Izuku asked as he came back with the Katsudon and chopsticks.
"Nope." Bosco shook his head.
"Ha!" Max laughed.
"Alright, just these then." Izuku said for his items.
"You're lucky these are the normal stuff and not my inventions because I would've had to make you pay me in big money." Bosco said while checking the items out.
"All right, you all have a nice day now. And watch out for anything shiny and deadly!" Bosco warned.
"He makes it sound like he's forgotten who we are." Max said to Sam as they leave the store.
"You gotta admit, that guy green like his head is a broccoli is pretty cute." Ramona said to Myouga with a grin.
"10011001000110101010." Myouga said that she does think he's a little cute.
Sam and Max show Izuku to the next building after the little store.
"Here is the Sybil's office, owned by our dear friend Sybil Lincoln-Pandemik." Sam introduced Izuku to this building.
"Oh, I heard of her. She's the woman with many talents and jobs that most people believed that she could do anything, and the very woman who married a living stone head of Abraham Lincoln." Izuku remembered seeing that on the internet.
"That's her, the only woman who would ever do something so unholy and romantic at the same time." Sam nodded.
"But do we get all of the credit for getting them together?" Max felt unappreciated from that time.
"But you also got them to be married." Sam pointed out.
"So, where is Sybil's now?" Izuku asked.
"She and stone-head Ab left a while ago for their extended honeymoon. We've gotten letters and a few postcards from her." Sam answered.
"I used most of them as coasters and toilet papers." Max blurted out that fact which causes Izuku to feel grossed out as he wishes he didn't hear that.
"And right across the street is the glorious place where the food is rarely edible and most are just weird with the taste that makes it hard to swallow, probably to force you to throw up, but it also has that air of uniqueness like you're a pirate out in sea." Sam described of the next place.
"It also comes along with two cranky people of different ages that hate most things except for their own likings." Max added.
"Izuku, behold… Stinky's Diner!" Sam said, showing him the restaurant.
"I'm suddenly feeling worried about the food here." Izuku commented.
"That just because you haven't tried the food here!" Max pushed Izuku to the diner and through the door.
Izuku looks around to see the inside of the restaurant as the places appear to be a little rusty with some ocean theme of a sailor, but he immediately noticed the smell that he hopes it's just some food gone bad from the kitchen.
"Oh great, it's Meme and Hiphip." One young woman said sarcastically, and getting Sam and Max's names wrong on purpose.
"What do you two want now?" The old man asked glaring at them.
"Easy there, Grandpa Stinky. We're only showing our new recruit around town, and we may also come for some snacks." Sam explained.
"The old sailor is Grandpa Stinky and the girl is his granddaughter, Girl Stinky. In case you couldn't tell, they both stink with family relationships." Max introduced the two people.
"Fuck off." The two Stinkys yelled at Max.
Grandpa Stinky is an old man with a white beard and a Captain's hat. His appearance vaguely resembles that of Popeye the Sailor Man.
Girl Stinky has a thin, tall form with white skin, pink lips, aqua-colored hair and eyes. She wears a violet shirt, violet heeled shoes, light purple pants, a mermaid apron, golden bracelets on each wrist, a golden tiara, seashell earrings, and a sand dollar necklace with pearls. Breasts size: E-cup.
"Wait, you're both name Stinky?" Izuku asked in surprise.
"Blame my grandpa for not being creative to come up with my own name." Girl Stinky rolled her eyes.
"Shut it, you disgrace sea bitch. Just be glad that you even have a name." Grandpa Stinky growled a bit.
"Hey! Can I get another of your fishy meatball lobster mayo sandwich!" A girl called out while holding a plate.
"Another one? But that's your eighth plate!" Girl Stinky was shocked.
"What can I say, I have a big stomach to fill." The hungry girl smiled.
"At least this one doesn't question my cooking skills." Grandpa Stinky stated.
"Cooking skills that almost got the healthy inspector shutting this place down." Girl Stinky pointed out.
"Get this, Grandpa Stinky also practice dark magic and use it in his cooking. One of them created Girl Stinky." Sam informed, which shocks Izuku very much.
"Dang girl, you really like to clean house." Max commented.
"I take pride when it comes to good food, or my name isn't Lily Enstomach." Lily smirked.
Lily is a young woman with tanned skin, long green hair tied in a ponytail and blue eyes. She wears gold hoop earrings and a yellow corset, as well as a red sash wrapped around her yellow shorts. She has thigh highs and wears brown and yellow boots. Breasts size: H-cup.
"Speaking of good food, I should finish my brownie." Lily pulled out a brownie and took a bit, but there was a "clank" noise, and her eyes widen with shock before she screams as she drops the brownie.
"The brownie is out for revenge!" Max gasped.
"It's not bakery revenge, Max. I see something from inside the brownie." Izuku picked up the brownie and several pennies fell out.
"Holy Lincoln going bronze face printed with the sugary coated hiding away coppers of our former president!" Sam was shocked.
It looks like Izuku is going to be on a case with Sam and Max sooner than expected.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Sam and Max have given Izuku the tour of the Street where he met Bosco who has hired two employees for his store (probably done by ghost Momma Bosco) with one wolf girl already hitting him, and they have come to Stinky's Diner to suddenly stumble upon a mystery with pennies and brownies.
Here is the harem list of Izuku getting the awesome girls.
D5-Alpha (Valkyrie Drive Mermaid): L-cup
Kimi Aoi (Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere): K-cup
Nora (Witchblade): I-cup
Nene Fujinoki (My First Girlfriend is a Gal): I-cup
Chuukou Kyocho (Ikki Tousen): GG-cup
Hikage (Senran Kagura): E-cup
Roxanne Elipton (Freezing): I-cup
Goryu (Triage X): J-cup
Margot Naito: I-cup and Malga Naruze: B-cup (Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere)
Lily Enstomach (One Piece): H-cup
Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel): G-cup
Okpa (Interspecies Reviewers): I-cup
Lindsay (Total Drama Island): H-cup
Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power): H-cup
Eunie (Xenoblade Chronicle 3): F-cup
Miko Kubota (Glitch Techs): G-cup
Kujira Kurokami (Medaka Box): H-cup
Konomi Suzue (Triage X): J-cup
Verosika Mayday (Helluva Boss): K-cup
Kida (Disney Atlantis: the Lost Empire): Q-cup
Juleka Couffaine (Miraculous Ladybug): J-cup
Jinn (RWBY): Q-cup
Shamsiel (Kyonyuu Fantasy): F-cup
Iris (Ochi Mono RPG Seikishi Luvilias): H-cup
Sara Scorpion: H-cup and Sylia Von Bernstein: F-cup (Space Pirate Sara)
Hazuki Natsuhara (Summer: Inaka no Seikatsu): H-cup
Minato Kurasaki, Manatsu Enoshima, and Riko Katsurahama (Shabura Rental)
Enma Kaoru (Gyakuten Majo Saiban: Chijo na Majo ni Sabakarechau): H-cup
Anarista (Queen's Blade): G-cup
Bell Hydra (Blood Lad): H-cup
Kitty Katswell (T.U.F.F. Puppy): K-cup
Hana Uzaki (Uzaki-chan wants to Hang Out!): J-cup
Female Space Godzilla (Witchking00): Q-cup
Female Ghidorah (Witchking00): Q-cup
Zatanna (DC Superhero Girls): E-cup
Setsuna (Needless): F-cup
Renka Ma (Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple): G-cup
Aruka Schild (Needless): F-cup
Makoto Nanaya (Blazblue): I-cup
Lady J: N-cup and Rain Hasumi: F-cup (Valkyrie Drive Mermaid)
Sango (Inuyasha): F-cup
Oriana Thomson (A Certain Magical Index): H-cup
Rushuna Tendo (Grenadier): H-cup
Aya (Hitozuma Life: One Time Gal): L-cup
Kuesu Jinguji (Omamori Himari): G-cup
Senga Sally (Mama x Holic: Miwaku no Mama to Amaama Kankei): M-cup
Lauren-Scary Girl (Total Drama Island 2023): J-cup
Ramona Badwolf (Ever After High): H-cup
Ino Yamanaka (Naruto): H-cup
Kagami Kusakabe (Chivalry of a Failed Knight): G-cup
Neopolitan (RWBY): I-cup
Menat (Street Fighter): E-cup
Sana Sunomiya (Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro): L-cup
Hayase Nagatoro (Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro): C-cup
Myouga Unzen (Medaka Box): G-cup
Kii (Monster Musume): M-cup
Rainbow Mika (Street Fighter): I-cup
Eska (Avatar Legend of Korra): I-cup
Shoko (Gakuen no Ikenie: Nagusami Mono to Kashita Kyonyuu Furyou Shoujo): I-cup
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