Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa! Somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario! I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping Season One of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! Here's the deal. 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy summer camp, they'll compete in challenges against each other, then face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every 3 days one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the Loser Boat, and leave Total Drama Island for good, their fate will be decided here at the Dramatic Campfire Ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame, and a small fortune which lets face it, they'll probably blow in a week, to survive, they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food, and each other, every moment will be caught on of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now, on Total! Drama! Island!
Theme song plays
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island. Alright, it's time to meet our first 11 Campers, we told them they'd be staying at a 5-Star Resort, so if they seem a little TO'd, that's probably why, and here's our first one player right now
(The boat drives off and a short semi-chubby, girl with glasses wearing a bright blue tank top and black tights with blond medium length hair is left on the the dock with her suitcase)
Chris: Skylar, what's up
Skylar: (Walks up to Chris) Hi, nice to meet you, wow, I thought a big shot like you would be taller
Chris: Uhh, okay...
(Another boat drives off and a decently tall dark skinned male with black curly hair in an bun of sorts wearing a Yellow T-Shirt and blue jeans is left on the end of the dock holding his suitcase)
Chris: Jaden!
Jaden: Hey Chris, what's up, hey you sure we're at the right place? Where's the jacuzzi at?
Chris: Yo Dawg! This is it, welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!
Jaden: Looked a lot different on the application form
(The next boat had already drove off and a brunette with glasses, at least 4 inches taller than Skylar wearing bright blue jeans and a navy blue top walked to Chris)
Chris: Hey Naomi.
Naomi: You mean we're staying at this dump?
Chris: No YOU'RE staying at this dump, my crib is an airstream with AC, that-a-way
Naomi: (Walks up to Chris ready to maim him) I didn't agree to this
Chris: Actually you did (Holds up her contract
Naomi: (Grabs the huge ass contract, rips it up tosses it at Chris' face)
Chris: The great thing about lawyers is... they make LOTS of copies
Naomi: Screw this, I'm outta here
Chris: Cool, hope you can swim though, cus your ride just left
Naomi: (Bleep) you!
Chris: Wow, a lot of hostility I see
(A averagely tall mixed colored skin male with curly black hair in dreads in a black hoodie and orange shorts hops off the boat and walks up to Chris)
Chris: Yo Sire!
Sire: Chris, what's the deal man? I thought this'd be a resort
Chris: Sorry man, it's not, welcome to the island
Sire: Man this stinks
Naomi: They say 'Man' one more time and I'm going to manhandle them
(Sire walks off to join the rest of the cast on the dock)
Chris: Everybody, this is Maria
(A averagely tall Latina girl walks off the boat with her suitcase in a orange tank top and black tights which accentuated her semi-hourglass figure with a lot of definition on the lower end)
Maria: Hello
Chris: Helloooooo, I can already tell that I'll like you
Maria: Uhh... okay...
(Next an average tall girl with mixed skin and hair in a bun walks off the boat and straight past Chris in a grumpy mood)
Chris: Kayla...
Skylar: Hi, it looks like we're gonna be friends for the next eight weeks
Kayla: Uhh... sure
(The next person to arrive was a averagely tall dark skinned male with hair similar to Miles Morales, he wore a dark purple T-Shirt along with a red unzipped hoodie with black shorts and he was not in a good mood)
Chris: Latrell, dude
Yes I did a self insert I ran out of ideas at the time don't @ me
Latrell: You're (Bleep)-ing with me if you think I'm staying here
Chris: Dude, live with it, you signed a contract
Latrell: I oughta sign your face with my fist
Chris: I have great lawyers, try to touch a perfect hair on my head and I can send you packing in handcuffs, kapeesh?
Latrell: Fine then
Sire: Trust me dude, I feel your pain
Latrell: At least there's someone on this island to relate to (Offers a fist bump to Sire)
Sire: (Fist bumps him back) I'm Sire
Latrell: I'm Latrell, if you didn't hear Chris earlier
Sire: I did, nice to meet you man
Latrell: Goddamn though Chris knows how to pick people (Nods his head towards Maria who's back was facing them so they got a 'nice view')
Sire: (Gives a quick thumbs up) Not exactly what I'd go for but yeah I agree
Kayla: You cannot make me to live near that psycho for eight weeks (Points at Latrell)
Latrell: Keep disrespecting me like that and I'll cut that time to only eight minutes (Cracks his neck)
(The next boat drives off as the next player to arrive walks off the boat, a male a bit shorter than Latrell with skin a color in between Maria's and Latrell's with a bright green tank top and blue jeans is on the dock)
Chris: Aiden, glad you could join us man
Aiden: Hey dude, glad to be here
Chris: Go stand over with the others by the dock
Aiden: Got it
(The next boat arrives and a dark skinned male with similar height to Jaden wearing a black hoodie with blue shorts walks off the boat)
Chris: Welcome to camp Samir
Samir: (Looks around)
Chris: Yo dude, you staring off into space or something?
Samir: So you're telling me you tricked us and we're actually staying at a camp?
Chris: Yes, yes I did
Samir: Meh, been through worse
(The next boat leaves and a average height brown haired male with a plain white T-Shirt and yellow sweatpants walks up to Chris)
Chris: Contestant Number Ten is Gavin!
Gavin: Hey, good to meet you dude, saw you on that figure skating show, nice work
Chris: Thanks, I knew I rocked that show!
Latrell: You mean that crappy one where that guy dropped his partner on her head? Haha! That was hilarious!
Gavin: So, this is it?
(The camera shows a shot of all the campers except for Gavin either conversing with each other or being their regular selves)
Gavin: Okay then... (he walks over to them and they all look indifferent towards him)
(The next boat arrives and a pretty brunette with long hair wearing a sky blue T-Shirt and black tights and flamingo pink shorts walks off the boat and towards Chris)
Chris: Our athletic chick Riley is here
Riley: Uhh... I thought we were supposed to be on a beach
Chris: We are!
Riley: (Sighs) Great
Chris: Just walk over to the others okay Riley?
Riley: Okay
Chris: That makes 11!
Riley: Hey guys
(Dead silence follows)
Riley: Okay I guess...
Kayla: Save it for later and let's move on with the show!
(The next boat drops off a short male with dirty blonde hair wearing a beige hoodie with black sweatpants, who looked like he was not happy with the camp's conditions)
Chris: Our next camper is John
John: Are you serious? This is where I signed up to be? (He said like he just woke up and was groggy)
Chris: Yes, yes it is
(The next boat arrived and on it was a dark skinned girl that was a bit over Nevaya's height and had black curly hair that was worn as a bun wearing a teal tank top with a jean jacket and some tight-like jeans to go along with it)
Samir: Wow... (He said it under his breath so no one would hear)
Chris: please welcome our 13th camper, Nikki
Nikki: What's up y'all, I hope we can get along, oh give me a five brother (Directed at Latrell)
Latrell: (Gives a confused and "are you serious?" look but high fives her anyway)
Samir: Damn...
Nikki: You say something over there?
Samir: Uhh...
Chris: Campers, save it for later we still have 10 more people to introduce.
(The boat drops off the next camper, or in this case campers, as two average height blond girls with sage green eyes step out, but there's a clear distinction between them, one has short hair and her hair is a mix of straight and curly, the other has perfectly straight and long hair)
Chris: Good thing our next 2 campers are a package deal, meet Mia and Gia
Mia: Hi Chris, it's so nice to meet you
Chris: Same, but which one are you? I can't remember
Mia: I'm Mia
Chris: Okay I'm terrible with names so I'll just keep a note-to-self, Mia: Short Hair, Gia: Long Hair
Gia: Hi, it's nice to meet you all
The friendlier campers, namely Skylar, Jaden, Sire, Maria, Aiden, Samir, Gavin, Riley, and Nikki gave their variations of Hello/Nice to meet you, while the less friendlier ones, namely Naomi, Kayla, and Latrell either said nothing or a tiny "Hi" as if they wanted to be anywhere else
(The next boat had dropped off a tall ginger male wearing a dark green hoodie and black sweatpants)
Chris: Theo! What's up man?
Theo: Nothing much, hey dude (He said it in a monotone voice like he didn't know or care about what's going on)
Kayla: I'm calling it, he's a stoner
Chris: Okay... just stand next to the others and try not to do much, kay?
Theo: Yeah I got it
(The next boat had left as it dropped off its camper, a short male with the same skin tone as Aiden, his hair was straighter though, and slicked back like he was in a Mafia Movie)
Chris: The D-Man himself! Demetri!
Demetri: Psyched to be here Chris, especially with all these lovely ladies (Says while he's walking)
Latrell: (Snickers to himself) He's a keeper alright (Said sarcastically)
Demetri: (Goes up to Nikki) I-
Nikki: Save it Shortcake
(The boat drops off the next camper, an average height girl with semi-pale skin, black short hair and grayish eyes)
Chris: Olympia, glad you could make it
Olympia: Meh, I just want the money (Walks over to the rest of the cast and when she sees them she regrets her decision) Yeah can I go back?
(The boat drops off the next camper, a average height male with brown curly hair, wearing a white hoodie with orange shorts)
Chris: Nemo! Welcome!
Nemo: Hey Chris, what's happening? This is sweet!
Latrell: You're name's Nemo? Like the movie Finding Nemo? Are your parents some Disney freaks?
Nemo: No, they just thought Nemo was cute so they named me after him
Chris: Cool, and here comes Amanda
(The boat drops off Amanda, a brunette girl just a few inches taller than Naomi with long hair wearing daisy yellow tights and a white T-Shirt)
Amanda: You all look very nice, I hope we can be good friends
Nemo: Thanks me too, I'm Nemo
Amanda: Nice to meet you
(The next boat arrives with its camper, a average height male with skin a similar color to Sire's, he had dark brown dreads tied up into a ponytail)
Chris: Everybody, this is Ryan, welcome to Total Drama Island
Ryan: Thanks man this is great
Chris: Head to the other end of the docks with everyone else
Ryan: Got it
Chris: Hey everyone, here's Leah
(The boat arrives and drops off a ginger girl with short hair wearing tights and a bright blue T-Shirt with a black star on the chest)
Leah: Hi Chris, why aren't we at a resort like you said?
Chris: Makes it easier to get people to sign up. What can I say?
Leah: Well are we having lunch soon? I'm kinda hungry
Chris: First things first, we need a group photo for the promos, everyone on the end of the dock
(Everyone poses for the photo)
Chris: Okay 1... 2... 3... oops okay, forgot the lens cap, okay hold that pose... 1... 2... oh, no wait, card's full, hang on
Samir: Come on dude my face is gonna freeze
Chris: Got it! Okay, everyone say, "Wawanakwa"!
Everyone: Wawanakwa! (The dock breaks under them and Chris gets photos of the campers in the water)
Chris: Okay guys, dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 10
At the Campfire pit
Chris: This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks, the campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends, ya dig? The Camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest, without getting voted off will win, 100,000 dollars
Demetri: 'Scuse me, what'll the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her (Points at Kayla)
Kayla: They're not co-ed are they?
Chris: No, girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other
Maria: Excuse me, Chris, can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?
Chris: Okay you are, but that's not really how it works here
Mia: I hope we're paired up sis
Gia: Same here, let's just hope for the best
Naomi: This can't be happening
Nemo: C'mon guys, it'll be fun! It's like a big sleepover! (He says and puts his arms Naomi and John's shoulders)
John: At least you don't have to sleep next to him (Points to Latrell)
Latrell: (Fiddles around with a stick and throws it which ends up knocking out a bird then kicks it away hoping no one saw)
Chris: Here's the deal, we're gonna split you into 2 Teams, if I call your name out, go stand over there: Naomi, Gavin, Kayla, Demetri, Maria, Beth, Leah, Aiden, Nikki, Ryan, and John, from this moment on, you are officially known as, 'The Screaming Gophers' (Throws them a flag with the Screaming Gophers Symbol on it)
Aiden: Cool! I'm a Gopher!
Chris: The rest of you over here: Sire, Riley, Jaden, Nemo, Gia, Mia, Amanda, Theo, Latrell, Olympia, and Samir! Move move move! You guys will officially be known as 'The Killer Bass' (Throws them a flag with the Killer Bass Symbol on it)
Samir: It's awesome
Chris: Alright campers, you and your team will be on camera, in all public areas during this competition
(Confessional) Chris: You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or just get something off your chest
(Confessional) Kayla: Yeah... I hate this camp
(Confessional) Latrell: I really wanna punch Chris in his smugface
(Confessional) Samir: I really like the people on my team, especially Latrell, he seems like a cool guy
Chris: Any questions? Cool, let's find your cabins. Gophers your in the East Cabin, Bass you're in the West
(The door opens)
Kayla: Bunk Beds? Isn't this a little... summer camp?
Naomi: That's the idea Einstein
Kayla: Ugh, shut it Ms. Moody
Demetri: (Walks up to Nevaya) You're so cool, I feel that
Naomi: Shouldn't you be on the Boys Side?
Demetri: (Pulls a self-proclaimed suave smirk)
(We cut to Nikki approaching her side of the cabin to see Demetri thrown out of the cabin and he lands in a pile of dirt)
Maria: Where's the bathroom? I can't find it anywhere
Chris: We have the Communal Bathroom, just across the way
Maria: Communal...?
Naomi: It means we shower together, brainiac
Maria: Oh sorry, never had anything like that where I grew up
Naomi: Whatever
(Aiden, John, and Ryan look out their door)
Aiden: I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys, you know what I mean?
(Ryan and John just give him a strange look and walk away)
Aiden: Wait no! I didn't mean it like that! I loooove chicks! I just don't wanna sleep near them! I mean-!
Latrell: Excuse me, Chris? Is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility?
Chris: You're all 16, as old as a Counselor-in-Training at a regular summer camp, so other than myself, you'll be unsupervised, you've got a half an hour to unpack and meet ma back at The Main Lodge. Starting now.
Latrell: Nice!
Maria: (Screams like there's no tomorrow)
Nikki: Ooh man that girl can scream
Maria: What is it? Kill it!
(A spider crawls around the cabin)
Nikki: Oh hell nah I'm getting the (Bleep) outta here!
(Samir, Theo, and Jaden were all trying their best to murder the spider)
Latrell: One side I got this (Rips a piece of the railing on the Gopher Cabin's porch and slams it onto the spider)
Samir: Respect, Latrell
Naomi: Well that's one way to kill a spider.
At the Main Lodge
Chef: Listen up! I serve it 3 times a day! And you will eat it 3 times a day! Grab your tray, grab your food, and sit your butts down now!
Skylar: Excuse me, will we be getting all the major food groups?
Chef: You'll get, SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN NOW!
Aiden: Have a cow
Chef: What was that?! Come closer small fry! I didn't hear you!
Aiden: Uh- I didn't really say anything important
Chef: I'm sure you didn't. You! (Directed at John) Short Boy! Give me your plate! (Dumps extra onto John's plate. It retracts and Chef dumps it onto his plate again
Nikki: Yo what's up girl? (Directed at Olympia)
Olympia: (Walks away)
Nikki: Oh so it's gonna be like that is it?!
Chef: NEXT!
Maria: Excuse me, but is this healthy to eat, my doctor told me to not eat any processed or unhealthy food
Naomi: I don't think that's gonna be a problem
Maria: Cool (Grabs her plate and walks to her table)
Naomi: Okay look, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, but I think mine just moved
Chef: (Whacks her tray with a cooking hammer or whatever idk wtf they're called)
Naomi: Got it
Chris: Welcome to the Main Lodge
Sire: Yo Chris, can we order a pizza? (Barely dodges a knife thrown by Chef) Woah it's cool G! Brown slop is cool! Right guys?
Chris: Your first challenge begins in one hour!
Mia: What do you think they'll make us do?
Jaden: It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?
With the Campers on the cliff
(A dramatic sting plays 3 times and each time it zooms out to expand to view of the cliff to see how high it is)
Jaden: Oh (Bleep)
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Okay what did you all think? I kept a majority of the lines the same so i didn't have to write a whole new thing, also wanted it to have a nostalgic feel, I'm thinking of having some people help me co-write this series but I'm not sure, but who's your favorite character of this completely new cast with similar traits to our original, some with completely new personalities? Here's the list in order of arrival just incase you forget the names:
1st Camper - Skylar
2nd Camper - Jaden
3rd Camper - Naomi
4th Camper - Sire
5th Camper - Maria
6th Camper - Kayla
7th Camper - Latrell
8th Camper - Aiden
9th Camper - Samir
10th Camper - Gavin
11th Camper - Riley
12th Camper - John
13th Camper - Nikki
14th Camper - Gia
15th Camper - Mia
16th Camper - Theo
17th Camper - Demetri
18th Camper - Olympia
19th Camper - Nemo
20th Camper - Amanda
21st Camper - Ryan
22nd Camper - Leah