Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. 22 Campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crappy old summer camp, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers
Jaden: It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?
(The camera returns to the shot we left off with last episode)
Jaden: Oh (Bleep)
(Theme song plays)
Chris: Okay, today's challenge is threefold, your first task is to jump off this 1000 foot high cliff into the lake
Riley: Seems easy enough
Chris: If you look down you can see 2 targets areas, the wider area one is the part of the lake that we had stuffed with... psychotic, man-eating sharks. (Chuckles) Inside that area is a safe zone, that's your target area. We're pretty sure it's shark free
Latrell: "Pretty" sure?
Samir: You're a sick man McLean
Chris: For each member of your team that jumps and actually... survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies you'll need for the second part of the challenge: Building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party, the losers, will be sending someone home. Let's see, Killer Bass, you're up first
Mia: Uhh... so... who wants to go first?
(They all look at each other nervously)
Gavin: Relax dudes, I heard that these shows always make the intern do the stunt first to make sure it's survivable
Chris: We need to test the stunts first, you know that
Chef: Do I look like an intern?
Chris: No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital, c'mon just jump it you big chicken (Makes chicken noises)
Chef: I don't get paid enough for this man (Jumps) (Screams) (Lands in the wider area) Hey... I made it, I made it man. I- Something just brushed by my foot! Hey Chris man, something ain't right down here! (Gets pulled down) (Jumps out the water) AHH! DOWN BOY!
Chris: Well... that seems safe enough
Olympia: Alright who's going first?
Mia: I'll do it, better to get it over with I guess (Jumps) (Lands in the safe zone) Alright! I'm alive!
Samir: Damn, she survived, okay I'm next! (Jumps) (Lands in the safe zone) Hey! I made it!
Riley: (Jumps) Yeaahhhhh!
Olympia: (Jumps) I'm gonna dieeeeeeeee!
Latrell: (Jumps) Let's gooooooooo!
Sire: My turn! (Jumps) Cowabunga! (Lands on one of the buoys surrounding the safe zone and lands on his special area) OOOOOOOOOH! DOWN GOES THE WEEDLE!
Samir: Ow! I felt that one! (Cringes at the pain he felt from Sire's situation)
Sire: (Falls forward and does a belly flop in the water)
Latrell: And he's gonna feel that one come morning (Cringes at Sire's pain)
Nemo: Yeah I'm not jumping
Chris: Scared?
Nemo: Yes! Sire just lost his whole manhood down there!
Latrell: C'mon Nemo jump! Don't be scared of Bruce the Shark! (Laughs)
Riley: (Punches his arm) Be nice!
Latrell: Ow! (Rubs him arm and glares at Riley)
Chris: Are you sure you're not jumping?
Nemo: No way man
Chris: It's okay dude, unfortunately that makes you a chicken! You gotta wear this chicken hat for the rest of the day! (Puts the hat on Nemo)
Nemo: Aw man, are you serious?
Chris: Yep, chicken path down is that-a-way (Points to an escalator on the hill)
Nemo: (Shamefully walks down to the escalator)
Theo: (Jumps) Here we go dude! (Lands in the safe zone)
Sire: Woo! Go Theo!
Latrell: You're feeling better?
Sire: No I'm still in a lot of pain
Latrell: Think you can last till the end of the challenge?
Sire: Maybe
Latrell: Good enough for me
(Confessional) Sire: Yeah I think I might die by the end of the day
Jaden: Now or never! (Jumps) I regret this! (Lands in the water safely)
Amanda: Yeah I'm not jumping
Chris: You could chicken out but it could cost your team the win, and then they'll hate you
Amanda: Yeah I'm not risking my life for 100,000 Dollars, just hand me the hat
Chris: (Puts the hat on Amanda's head) Okay it's just you left Gia, are you gonna jump? Or will you chicken out? (Makes a chicken noise)
Gia: Alright, please let the lord have mercy (Jumps) Look out below! (Lands in the safe zone
Chris: Okay that's 9 jumpers and 2 chickens. Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that we'll throw in a pull cart for you to put your crates on
Gavin: Sweet! Okay guys, who's up first?
(Dead silence)
Kayla: I'm sorry, no way in hell I'm (Bleep)-ing insane enough to do this
Skylar: Why not?
Kayla: Hello, we're a thousand feet high, besides I'll get my hair wet
Naomi: Please tell me you're joking
Maria: She does have a point, that looks bastante malditamente aterrador (Pretty Damn Scary in Spanish)
Nikki: Oh you're doing it
Kayla: By who's authority?
Nikki: Mine! I'm not losing this challenge because you got a hairdo you shallow little pig
Kayla: Back off you ugly ass, Foxy Brown ass, Queen Latifah ass, Oprah wannabe ass, you (Bleep)
Nikki: Don't test me you dumb (Bleep) with your whiny ass, spoiled ass, (Bleep)-ed the whole football team looking ass you trampy (Bleep)
Kayla: At least I have two parents
Chris: (Makes a face like he witnessed a murder) Yo, camera guy, are you getting this?!
(The screen shakes up and down to signify the answer as yes)
Chris: Good, this episode's gonna go off the charts!
Nikki: You're jumping!
Kayla: Make me!
Nikki: (Grabs her) Gladly (Bleep)! (Pushes her off the cliff)
Kayla: (Screams) (Lands in the safe zone) Ugh! Nikki, I'll kill you!
Nikki: Hey I threw you into the safe zone right?! Now I just gotta be lucky too (Jumps) (Screams) (Lands in the safe zone)
Maria: Pensé que tendríamos dobles! Como en esas películas de acción! (I thought we would have stunt doubles, like in those action movies in Spanish)
Chris: Sorry, I don't speak Spanish
Maria: (Jumps) (Screams)
Naomi: (Screams as she's falling)
Aiden: (Cheers like he won the Super Bowl as he's falling)
John: (Falling) Yep, this is where I die
Skylar: I'm sorry, I can't do it
Chris: Here ya go, Chicken!
Skylar: I'm sorry!
Kayla: Chicken!
Naomi: You weren't gonna jump either you hypocrite, Nikki had to throw you off, high five for that by the way Nikki
Nikki: (High fives Naomi) Anytime girl, it was my pleasure
(Confessional) Kayla: Okay Naomi is getting on my nerves, and Nikki is going to pay for throwing me off a cliff
Leah: I don't know if I can do it... I'm kinda scared...
Gavin: Okay Leah look, it's not that big a deal, I mean yeah it's a pretty huge jump, but you've got this, I mean so many people jumped and they turned out fine
Chris: Sire didn't (Laughs)
Gavin: (Rolls his eyes) Anyway, you got this, don't give in
Leah: Thanks Gavin, I got this (Jumps) WOOHOO!! (Lands in the safe zone)
Gavin: (Jumps) YEAHHH!!! (Lands in the safe zone
Ryan: (Jumps and lands in the wider area)
Gavin: Dude get outta there!
(A shark comes out about to eat Ryan)
Ryan: (Takes the band in his hair off and slingshots it into the shark's eye
(Confessional) Ryan: I learned to be prepared for anything in life, especially how to defend myself in a hurry, I'm a good shot so I keep my band on me so I can slingshot it in a hurry
Chris: Wicked moves from Ryan! Demetri, your team needs this jump for the win!
Demetri: Uhh...
(Confessional) Demetri: I'm not scared of sharks or heights or anything, but Sire absolutely ate it on the water, I don't wanna risk that, how else am I gonna score all the hotties?
Demetri: Uhh... I'll do it! (Jumps) Lord give me strength! (Lands in the safe zone) Yeah! That's how we do it!
Gavin: Nice going man!
Chris: (Over a Megaphone) THE WINNERS! THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!
Demetri: Uhh...
Gavin: What's wrong?
Demetri: I think my bathing suit ripped off
Campers: Ugh/Gross/I don't wanna see that/That's sick!
The Gophers: (Singing) 49 bottles of pop on the wall! 49 bottles of pop! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 48 bottles of pop on the wall!
With the Bass
Samir: (Grunting as he pushes his crate)
Sire: (Carrying his crate)
Olympia and Jaden: (Both struggling to push their crate)
Amanda: Man these things are heavy
Latrell: Less bawking more walking, Chicken
Amanda: Fine, at least help me carry this then
Latrell: Fine
Back to the Gophers
The Gophers: (Singing) 32 bottles of pop on the wall! 32 bottles of pop! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 31 bottles of pop on the wall!
Back to the Bass
Nemo: I gotta take a whiz
Olympia: Hurry up, we're already behind
Mia: I have to go too
Amanda: Hold it in till we get back to camp, shouldn't be too long (A bug flies by her and she smacks her eye trying to swat it) Ow! I think something just bit me
Back to the Gophers again (-_-)
The Gophers: -if one of those bottles should happen to fall, 28 bottles of pop on the wall!
Skylar: Look, it's the campground!
Aiden: That was pretty easy
Demetri: I'm pleasantly suprised
Back to the Bass again (-_-)
Olympia: All better?
Nemo: Yeah
Amanda: Can we go now? My eyes starting to swell up
Latrell: It'll take the luck of God to help us win this challenge
At the camp
Chris: Remember, you guys can only use your teeth to open the crates. I came up with that one
Leah: Yes! I got it open! (The crate breaks open)
Gavin: Nice going Leah!
Leah: Thanks Gavin (high fives Gavin)
Back to the Bass
Sire: Man I'm tired
Samir: Me too, this is exhausting
Chris: (Shows up on an ATV) You guys are way behind the other team, WAY behind. What's the problem?
Latrell: Shut it Chris
Chris: Okay, I'll leave you to it
Amanda: Okay my eyes is really swelling now (Her right eye bulges)
Chris: Oh my boxers, that's bad!
Back at camp
Aiden: Hey check it out! I got wood!
Gavin: I got some tools, and what I think is a pool liner
Kayla: (Walks over to Nikki) I just wanted to say, I'm sorry for what I said, all of it was beneath me and by the way, I love your jacket, it looks so good on you
Nikki: For real? Well, I'm sorry I pushed you off of the cliff and all
Kayla: No worries, I needed a push, truce?
Nikki: Yeah you got it (High fives Kayla)
Kayla: (Walks away)
Maria: Did you mean all that stuff you said to Nikki back there?
Kayla: Not on my life, I'll take her down, and that jacket looks like it's been through 4 different thrift stores
Maria: Well if you hate her, why were you being nice to her?
Kayla: Simple, I'll blindside her when she doesn't expect it
With the Bass
Samir: Finally here
Gavin: Hey guys
Nikki: Hey y'all
Amanda: Hi
Nikki: Damn what happened to your eye girl?
Amanda: Nothing, just an allergy
Theo: I think it's getting worse dude
Amanda: Shut up! We don't want them to know that
Sire: Okay, listen, it's not too late, we can do this
Jaden: Preach dude!
(The camera cuts to Theo just staring at nothing, Amanda just looking down at the ground, and Samir dozing off)
Riley: We're gonna need someone to lead this because we have no shot with our team like this
Sire: Anyone have any experience with building or woodworks?
Latrell: Now that you mention it, my dad works in construction, and he taught me a few things
Sire: Hello project manager
Latrell: Alright then, okay here's what we'll do. Twins and Fishy, go get some water for the tub okay?
Mia: Sure
Gia: Got it
Nemo: No problem
Latrell: Okay Sire and Riley, you two will help me structure the tub, kay?
Sire: Got it, man
Riley: Sure
Latrell: Ms. Chicken, Jaden and Samir, you keep track of the supplies and make sure nothing goes missing, that cool with you?
Amanda: Whatever
Jaden: On it
Samir: Okay dude
Latrell: That leaves Theo and Olympia, can you both hammer the tub in place once we're done?
Theo: Got it dude
Olympia: Sure
Latrell: Okay team, we can do this!
Montage Time!
Latrell: (Putting a piece of wood down on the circular piece made for the Hot Tub's flooring)
SIRE: (Hands Latrell another piece)
Latrell: (Thumbs up)
Gavin: (Hammers in a nail into the pool)
Nikki: (Puts another piece down onto the wood flooring)
Gavin: (Fist bumps Nikki)
Olympia: (Just finished hammering a nail in)
Theo: (Starts putting duct tape around the hot tub)
Olympia: (Makes a confused face but leaves Theo to it)
Naomi: (Carrying a bucket of water to the tub)
Ryan: (Pours a bucket of water into the tub
Montage is over now
Chris: (Walks over to the Gophers hot tub) Wow, this is a awesome hot tub!
The Gophers: Yes!/Oh yeah!/Yeah baby!/Sweet!
Chris: (Walks over to the Bass) Wow, very impressive, but what's with the duct tape?
Theo: It's strange, we ran out of nails dude.
Chris: Okay...?
(The Bass' tub starts shaking and eventually falls apart)
Chris: Well, I think we have a winner here, The Screaming Gophers!
The Gophers: (Cheering)
Chris: Gophers, you're safe from elimination, and you get to rock this awesome hot tub until the next challenge in 3 days! Bonus!
The Gophers: (Cheer even more)
Chris: Killer Bass, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now, I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight
Maria: We won! We rock team!
Skylar: Go team!
Aiden: Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Let's go! Give me five!
Gavin: (High fives Aiden)
In the Main Lodge
Mia: Okay... so what do we do?
Amanda: We need to figure out who we're gonna vote off
Latrell: Well I think it should be Cyclops or Fish Boy
Nemo: What? Why?
Latrell: Correct me if I'm wrong, but you two are the only ones here wearing chicken hats
Amanda: What about you? I mean you were project manager, and the tub fell apart
Latrell: Not my fault that we ran out of nails
Riley: All of you quit it, this is no time to play the blame game
Latrell: Okay then
Amanda: Ugh, whatever
Theo: Man this food is gross dudes (Sits down) Ow!
Sire: You got something in your pockets there?
Theo: Let me check (Digs in his back pocket) Oh this is what it was! (Pulls out a bag with a few nails in it) Oh! This is where the nails went! Must've put them in my back pocket so we wouldn't lose them, well that mystery's solved dudes
(Confessional) Latrell: I would've said something, but it's better to let him figure it out himself
At the Campfire Ceremony
Latrell: Dude, you seriously need to lay off whatever you're smoking
Theo: That "whatever" helps me really relax, you should try it, want me to lend you some dude?
Chris: Killer Bass, at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire, at this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision, there are only 10 marshmallows on this plate, when I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow, the camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight, must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers, that means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back, ever... the first Marshmallow goes to...
Sire...
Jaden...
Gia...
Riley...
Olympia...
Samir...
Mia...
Nemo...
Latrell...
Chris: Campers... this is the final marshmallow of the evening
Amanda: (Looks scared)
Theo: (Looks nervous)
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Amanda: Phew (Sighs in relief)
Chris: Can't say I'm shocked, you used duct tape for the hot tub, not the smartest move. Dock of Shame is that way dude
Theo: (Walking to the boat) Oh! We needed the nails that were in my pocket!
Chris: The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows, you're all safe, for tonight
(Confessional) Latrell: Yep, I still wanna punch Chris in his smug face, but while I'm here I might as well try to win this thing
Placements:
22nd - Theo (Killer Bass)
Votes: 8-3, Theo and Amanda
Theo: Amanda, Gia, Jaden, Mia, Nemo, Olympia, Riley, and Sire
Amanda: Latrell, Samir, and Theo
What did you all think of the first elimination? Hopefully you enjoyed this chapter, I'm looking for a co-writer so me and them can bounce some ideas off back and forth, so put it down in a review if you're interested, speaking of which, please rate and review this chapter.