Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island! Our teams went through extreme challenges to test their grit. While it seemed the Killer Bass were going to win once again, Kayla's risky driving skills and Maria's surprisingly great skiing skills, the Killer Bass were sent to elimination, unfortunately, Nemo had gotten way too injured in the challenge and was automatically eliminated. This episode is about to shake up the game in ways never before seen. What will happen? Who will lose? And what drama will these surprises bring? Find out tonight! On Total! Drama! Island!
Theme Song plays
At the Main Lodge
Jaden and Sire: (Walks into the Main Lodge and head for their table)
Chef: (Starts to giggle)
Latrell: (Walks in and heads to his table)
Chef: (Giggles a bit louder)
Amanda and Riley: (Walk into the Main Lodge and head to their table)
Chris: (Starts to giggle)
Kayla and Maria: (Walk into the Lodge and give confused looks at each other)
Chris and Chef: (Start to giggle a bit louder)
Nikki: (Walks into the Lodge) What's got you two all giggly?
Naomi: (Walks into the Lodge) They're probably just in the clouds if you catch my drift. (Walks to the Gopher table)
Gavin: Hold on, where's our breakfast?
Chris and Chef: (Laugh maniacally)
Chris: (Stops laughing and takes a breath) Congratulations to the Final Ten Campers Standing, you'll all be on the jury for the final episode.
Campers: (Cheer and raise their hands up)
Chris: And also, there won't be any elimination this week
Campers: (Cheer even louder)
Chris: I think it's time we shake things up in this game. It's time for a Battle of the Sexes! Boys against the girls!
Campers: (Gasp)
Chris: Amanda and Riley, you two will be moving to the Gopher Cabin. Gavin, you're moving to the Bass Cabin.
Amanda: Great. (Rolls her eyes)
Latrell: I'm just glad to be rid of you.
Amanda: Oh, shove it up your ass, you dick.
Gavin: Hold on Chris.
Chris: What's up?
Gavin: I just noticed that there's Four Guys and Six Girls. How would that be fair for us?
Kayla: Shut up dumbass! I was hoping he wouldn't notice!
Chris: Fortunately, I had noticed before anyone said anything, and I figured out a way to rectify it.
Latrell: Bad news, Amanda, they don't consider you feminine enough to be on the Girls Team.
Amanda: I swear I'm gonna-
Chris: Relax, that's not it.
Naomi: So tell us what it is.
Chris: Well... two formerly voted out contestants will be returning to the competition!
Campers: (Gasp)
Naomi: Hold on, you said no one is allowed back.
Chris: Did I?
Naomi: (Air quotes) And once you leave, you can never come back. Ever.
Chris: Oh yeah. I lied. (Chuckles)
Kayla: Just tell us which of those losers are returning.
Chris: By popular audience demand, it's...
...
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John!
John: (Walks into the Main Lodge) Hey everyone.
Gavin: Hey man, good to see you. (Fist bumps John)
John: Likewise.
Kayla: He was in the popular audience demand? Seriously?
John: (Flips off Kayla)
Chris: Yeah, I was just as stunned as you, anyway, also returning to the competition...
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Demetri!
Demetri: (Walks into the Lodge) Hey everyone! Did y'all miss me?
10 seconds of silence...
Demetri: Ouch...
Naomi: Of all the people you could've brought back, why him?
Chris: Eh, I'm not so sure myself. Anyway, you all know where you're going, so get to it!
(All the Campers walk out of the Main Lodge)
At the Bass Cabin with the former Killer Bass
Amanda: (Walks out the cabin with her things packed)
Latrell: (Nudges Jaden) Hey bro, go say goodbye to her.
Sire: Who knows what's going to happen? This may be your last chance to speak to her.
Jaden: (Takes a deep breath) Alright. (Walks up to Amanda)
Amanda: (Sees Jaden) Oh hey Jaden, what's up?
Jaden: I... wanted to say goodbye. It was fun being your teammate.
Amanda: (Blushes) Thanks, have fun living with the jackass, I pray for your sanity.
Jaden: (Chuckles) He's not all bad, maybe if you stop giving him a reaction, he won't bother you as much.
Amanda: You think so?
Jaden: Yep, just like my dad taught me, ignorance is bliss.
Amanda: I'll try that. Thanks Jaden, see you later. (Waves at Jaden and walks away)
Confessional - Jaden
Jaden: I hope Amanda does well on her new team. Also hope she takes my advice, because it's hard to like someone who consistently argues with your pal.
Riley: (Walks out the cabin with her things) Man, I forgot how much shit I brought with me.
Latrell: Never thought I'd hear you curse a day in your life.
Riley: Yeah, well, this is a lot of things.
Latrell: Good luck with the girls team, I bet Kayla's gonna be a pain in the ass.
Riley: Yeah, well, wish me luck.
Latrell: Need help with carrying all that?
Riley: Would you?
Latrell: No problem.
Skipping past Gavin moving out bc who tf does he have to say goodbye to? He was the last dude on the Gophers. So now at the Girls Cabin.
Riley: Let's hope everyone's nice enough.
Amanda: I'll let you know right now, if Kayla even looks at me wrong, I am slapping that bitch right in her face.
Riley: I... won't stop you...
Amanda and Riley: (Walk into the cabin to see Nikki and Kayla arguing)
Nikki: There's no way in hell I'm going to let you use my comb for your nasty ass hair in the shower!
Kayla: Calm your bitch ass down! It's not like I'm stealing it, I'm just borrowing it.
Nikki: Wanna borrow a hand print on your face to go with it?
Maria: Uhh... Look! Ariel and Rosalina are here!
Amanda: It's Amanda and Riley you incompetent- (Facepalms)
Riley: Rosalina isn't even close to my name...
Kayla: Welcome you two! We've already got your bunks nice and ready for you!
Riley: Thanks, Kayla. (Puts her things down on her new bed)
Amanda: Thanks. (Rolls her eyes and places her things on her new bunk)
Naomi: You seem hostile.
Amanda: You would be too if you were living with a girl who sent you flying into mud!
Kayla: Oh, relax. That was so long ago. Let the past be the past.
Amanda: It hasn't even been three days!
Riley: Girls, let's all just calm down. We're gonna be living together so we should at least try to get along.
Amanda: Whatever.
Kayla: (Rolls eyes)
Confessional - Kayla
Kayla: Amanda can be petty all she wants, but I'll be sure she's sent packing as soon as possible.
Confessional - Maria
Maria: I know Kayla's done some mean things, but she's really nice to me. She really wants to keep me in this game and she trusts me with so much. She's like a second sister to me, and I trust me real sister with my life. I just hope the others can see how sweet Kayla can be.
Confessional - Riley
Riley: Those two need to get on the same page or else we're going to lose! I swear it's like watching my two little brothers.
In the Guys Cabin
Guys: (Dancing to music which came from who knows where)
Gavin: Yeah! Guys rule!
Latrell: We're gonna kick those girls asses!
Demetri: Then we're gonna fu-
(Everyone looks at Demetri with a disturbed look)
Demetri: Find even more soda! (Starts chugging some soda which came from who knows where)
The other Males: (Shrug and continue dancing)
Confessional - John
John: I'm glad to be back. I'm also glad that I don't have to deal with Kayla on my team. I can't wait to see her on the Boat of Losers.
Back at the Main Lodge with the Campers sitting at their respective tables
Chris: Campers! Get ready to face the Brunch of Disgustingness!
Latrell: So we're just eating last night's dinner?
Chris: You will be conquering a 9-Course Meal in multiple rounds. Whichever full team can eat their meal first gets a point. Most points wins the reward.
John: What's the reward?
Chris: A weekend getaway to a spa resort! The losers will have to stay here with Chef.
Campers: (Either grin or glare at the other team)
Chris: That's some good incentive I see. Now, bring out the first dish!
Chef: (Puts a plate of "meatballs" on each team's table)
Sire: What's the big deal, man? They look fine to me. (Eats one of the "meatballs")
Gavin: Hmm, just meatballs? Probably the best thing we've eaten here. (Quickly eats one of the "meatballs")
Chris: Well Gavin, not exactly, these meatballs are kinda special. They're Beef Testicle Bourgogne
Latrell: (Starts to gag)
Gavin: (Gags) I just ate what?
Sire: (Spits out his food and starts rubbing his tongue) Oh, what in the fuck?!
Demetri: (Pushes the plate away from him) Yep, I'm not eating any dude's balls, even if it's a bull. Although, I'd eat some p-
Latrell: (Covers Demetri's mouth) I'm gonna stop you right there. There are kids watching this show, for fuck's sake.
Demetri: My bad.
John: Is this even legal to serve?
Chris: I don't know.
We cut to a random farm.
(A herd of bulls are all crying together)
Confessional - Kayla
Kayla: Because of how the guys reacted to the dish, I had a feeling we could win this round.
Kayla: (Quickly eats one of the "meatballs" and swallows it)
Naomi: Wow. I can't believe you just did that.
Nikki: I can, she probably has a lot of experience with putting those in her mouth.
Kayla: Oh, you wanna go?! (Gets up from her seat)
Nikki: Bring it! (Stands up)
Riley: Enough! (Stands up and puts Kayla and Nikki back in their seats) I don't care how much you two hate each other, let's just get through this challenge and work as a team.
Nikki: Alright.. (Eats one of the "meatballs")
(The rest of the girls eat one of the "meatballs")
Chris: And the Girls win Round 1!
(The girls cheer while the guys sigh in defeat)
Now onto Round 2
Jaden: Let's see what kind of meal we have next
Chris: Alright Campers, I hope you like pizza!
Latrell: If there's pepperoni or bacon on it, then yeah.
Chef: How about jellyfish, anchovies, and grasshoppers? (Puts a pizza with each of the named toppings on each of the teams tables)
Amanda: Ugh, I hate anchovies!
Kayla: For once, I agree. I'm not eating this.
Nikki: I'm digesting a bull's special jewels right now! You're gonna eat this pizza!
Maria: (Takes a bite out of the pizza) It's fine, I guess.
Riley: (Takes a bite out of the pizza) She's right, it's not that disgusting.
Latrell: (Laughs) Jokes on you, Chris. I love fish. (Takes a bite out of the pizza) Not bad.
Sire: (Takes a bite out of the pizza) Yeah, it's okay.
(The rest of the guys eat their slice of pizza)
Chris: And the Guys win this point!
(The girls sigh)
Confessional - Kayla
Kayla: I refuse to lose that spa vacation! We need to win!
Latrell: Sucks to suck, doesn't it, Amanda?
Amanda: (Rolls her eyes and turns away from Latrell)
Latrell: (Shrugs and looks back to his table)
Jaden: (Grins)
Confessional - Amanda
Amanda: Wow, Jaden's advice actually worked. He's a pretty smart guy.
Confessional - Jaden
Jaden: I'm just glad Amanda actually took what I said seriously.
Now onto Round 3
Chris: I hope you all like spaghetti!
Latrell: (Rolls eyes) Let's see how Chef can put even more Italians to shame with what he's made.
Chef: (Puts Earthworm Spaghetti on each team's table)
John: So we're just eating earthworms? Oh, Chef, you spoil us.
Chef: Almost forgot, what's spaghetti without the sauce? (Pours snail slime sauce on the spaghetti)
John: Why did I say shit? Why in the fuck did I decide to talk?
Latrell: Wouldn't be the strangest thing I've seen be a meal. I once saw someone eat some grass
John: You realize that humans can't eat grass, right?
Latrell: Never said it ended well for him. (Uses a fork and eats some of the spaghetti)
Sire: Alright, let's dig in. (Eats some of the spaghetti)
Naomi: I've eaten worse. (Eats some of the spaghetti)
Maria: Ew! What if I get tapeworms?
Riley: Not sure that's how it works, Maria.
(The rest of the guys ate some of the spaghetti)
Chris: And the Guys win again!
(The guys cheer)
Gavin: (Stomach gurgles) Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
Confessional - Gavin
Gavin: (Puking in the Confessional Toilet)
Now for Round 4
Chris: Now for your next round!
Confessional - Chef
Chef: I was really excited about this next dish, I made it from scratch.
Chris: Get ready for some French Bunion Soup!
Chef: (Places a bowl of soup in front of each camper)
Confessional - John
John: They definitely just used stuff off of Chef's bathroom floor.
Latrell: (Sniffs the soup) Ugh, nasty.
Nikki: (Stirs around the soup) Is this even edible?
Amanda: Ooh! I have an idea!
5 minutes later
Amanda: (Puts a funnel in Maria's mouth)
Naomi: We're definitely gonna catch some type of disease from this soup.
Amanda: (Pours the soup down the funnel then takes the funnel out of Maria's mouth)
Maria: Ni siquiera probé nada! (I didn't even taste a thing in Spanish)
(The rest of the girls do this same method to eat the soup)
Chris: And the Girls tie it up 2-2!
(The girls cheer loudly)
Latrell: Wow, that was smart.
Demetri: And it was hot.
(All the guys give Demetri a creeped out look)
John: Dude, for your sake, I'd suggest keeping it in your pants for once.
Demetri: Hasn't gotten me killed yet.
John: No, but it'll definitely get you some charges when the show ends.
I'm skipping past the next 4 Rounds, I'll let you decide who wins what round but the score is 4-4
Chris: Alright, Campers, it's all tied up, four each and this is the final round!
Chef: (Evilly chuckles) I hope you like... (Places the dish down on the team's tables)
Chris: Dolphin Hot Dogs!
Maria: (Gasps) But dolphins are so cute!
Jaden: What did the poor dolphins do to deserve that?
Latrell: Do you know what dolphins do in their free time? Anyway, this is probably the best thing we've been served yet. (Quickly eats one of the dolphin dogs)
Gavin: Dude, you have some serious issues.
Latrell: Would you rather be trapped here with Chef the whole weekend?
John: He's got a point. (Eats a dolphin dog)
Amanda: Just suck it up and eat the damned dolphin! (Eats a dolphin dog)
Naomi: Eh, never cared for dolphins anyway. (Eats a dolphin dog)
Sire: Shouldn't be too bad. (Eats a dolphin dog)
Kayla: I need that spa vacation. (Eats a dolphin dog)
Demetri: All balls in! (Eats a dolphin dog)
Nikki: Sorry, you poor dolphin, but I need that reward. (Eats a dolphin dog)
Riley: I guess if we really have to... (Eats a dolphin dog)
Jaden: It's not dolphin... it's not dolphin... (Eats a dolphin dog)
Chris: It's down to Gavin and Maria! Whoever eats their dolphin dog first wins it!
Sire: C'mon Gavin! We're counting on you!
Gavin: I don't know if I can do it, I mean, it's just a dolphin!
Latrell: At least its kids will get to live a fulfilling life. You need to eat, dude.
Kayla: Maria! Eat the goddamn dolphin!
Maria: But dolphins are so pretty! I can't eat it knowing it's made out of one!
Amanda: I don't give a fuck if it's as pretty as me! Eat the glorified shark!
Latrell: If it was as pretty as you, she'd have no problem eating it.
Amanda: (Takes off her shoe and throws it at Latrell's special part)
Latrell: (Screams in pain) Goddammit!
John: Gavin, you've got this, dude. We need you to do this.
Gavin: Alright, I'll do it. (Eats a dolphin dog)
Chris: And the guys win!
(The guys cheer loudly)
Gavin: (Vomits on the table)
Maria: (Starts to gag then pukes)
Riley: (Starts to gag) Ugh, I'm gonna hurl. (Runs out of the Main Lodge)
Chris: Guys, you'll be getting the weekend stay at the spa resort!
(The guys cheer again sans Gavin who's wiping his mouth of the puke)
Latrell: Sweet, I'm gonna go check on Riley though. (Runs out of the Main Lodge)
When the sun has set and the Guys have gotten on the yacht to the spa
Chris (Voiceover): And so, the guys packed their bags and headed to the resort for their weekend spa getaway.
Cut to the girls at their cabin
Chris (Voiceover): And the girls stay here at Camp Wawanakwa, feeling more hostile than ever before.
Now at night with Chris on the Dock
Chris: And I'm still an amazing host! How will the guys be feeling after their weekend trip? How will the girls put up with each other and Chef for an entire weekend? And how much pain will I put them through? Find out next time, on Total! Drama! Island!
Placements:
22nd - Theo (Killer Bass)
21st - Olympia (Killer Bass)
XXth - Demetri (Screaming Gophers)
XXth - John (Screaming Gophers)
20th - Mia (Killer Bass)
19th - Gia (Killer Bass)
18th - Ryan (Screaming Gophers)
17th - Skylar (Screaming Gophers)
16th - Leah (Screaming Gophers)
15th - Samir (Killer Bass)
14th - Aiden (Screaming Gophers)
13th - Nemo (Killer Bass)
Merge
Votes: N/A. There was no elimination this episode.
Hope you enjoyed! Leave a review on the chapter and rate it 1-10 in the review! I decided to have the returnees show up in this episode to make things even between the Boys and Girls. This was definitely the funniest chapter to write imo. What do you think of John and Demetri returning? What do you think will happen in the merge? Lmk in the reviews. Shoutout to Brainstorm297, aka Silver for helping me so far with this fanfic. Also Shoutout and Happy Birthday to a friend of mine who reads the fanfic. Alright, that's all, thanks for reading.