Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island! The Boys and Girls were pitted against each other in a battle of the sexes. John and Demetri were brought back to the competition in order to spice things up, and boy, did they. After taking on the Brunch of Disgustingness, the Guys had won the challenge and the weekend spa resort. And the Chicks stayed behind on Camp Wawanakwa and the drama between them increased tenfold! What will happen when the dudes come back from their vacation? And who will be sent home this time? Find out right now on Total! Drama! Island!
Theme song plays
Near the dock on Wawanakwa
Nikki: (Relaxing on a lounge chair)
Naomi: (Sitting on a lounge chair and reading a book)
Kayla and Maria: (Filing their nails and sitting on the dock)
Riley: (Places down an Uno Card)
Amanda: (Curses to herself and picks up a card)
(A yacht carrying the males pulls up to the dock)
(The guys are dancing to some music but then run off the yacht and onto the dock)
Sire: Man, what a weekend!
Latrell: Man, those chicks who served us hand and foot are really good at those massages. (Does a bit of stretching)
John: Bro, my alligator elbows are gone! Those girls are gems!
Demetri: Hey ladies, want some chocolates we brought back from the resort?
Riley: Uhh... sure, I'll take one. (Takes one of the chocolates and eats it)
Demetri: If you want, I can give you something else to put in your m-
Latrell: (Covers Demetri's mouth) For your own safety, I'd suggest watching your damned mouth, you perv.
Gavin: Guys, let's relax. We're all a team here.
Chris (Loudspeaker): Attention, Campers! I have an announcement! The teams are now being merged! That means it's everyone for themselves now! Good luck!
(Some of the campers grin, while others look in shock)
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: Sweet! I often work better when I'm alone. Saves the effort of dealing with other people you just can't agree with.
Confessional - John
John: Well, I'm going solo now. Unfortunately, I don't have many strong connections with anyone here except I guess Gavin. I'm going to get Kayla sent home even if it's the last thing I do.
Confessional - Kayla
Kayla: Yes! That means there's even more losers to manipulate.
Confessional - Naomi
Naomi: It's about damn time! I've had it up to here with Kayla a while ago! Finally free of having to work with her. Feels nice.
Chris (Loudspeaker): Campers! Meet me at the Wawanakwa Amphitheater for your next challenge!
Jaden: I guess we never catch a break, huh?
Naomi: Nope. Let's get to it. Might as well get this week's torture-fest over with. (Starts walking towards the Amphitheater)
At the Amphitheater with some bleachers on the stage
Chris: Alright, Campers. You're about to face the time-honored game of torture, Say Uncle. You're all going to be put through tests of endurance so insane that they sent some of our interns to the ER.
(The campers look in either fear or skepticism)
Chris: If you back down or do not last the required 10 seconds, you'll be elimination. The winner will not only be save from tonight's elimination, but they'll also get this sweet trailer to take home at the end of the summer.
(The campers cheer)
Chris: Latrell, you're up first. (Spins the wheel and it lands on a silhouette of a turtle)
Chef: (Puts on a hockey mask and chuckles)
Chris: Snapping Turtle Shots! Latrell, you'll be standing in front of this goal. While that happens, Chef will be firing snapping turtles that we've spent weeks collecting at you. If you can last ten seconds, you'll move on to the second round.
Latrell: (Gulps and walks up to the goal)
Chris: (Goes up to Latrell) If I were you, dude, I'd protect my coconuts. This could get ugly.
Latrell: (Uses is his hands to cover his crotch)
Chef: (Uses a hockey stick to fire snapping turtles)
Latrell: (Dodges one snapping turtle but gets bit by the next few turtles)
(The rest of the campers gasp)
Chef: (Fires a snapping turtle and hits Latrell in his coconuts)
Latrell: (Loudly screams in pain and falls to the ground)
Chris: And Latrell moves onto the second round! Isn't this fun?!
Latrell: Oh, bite me.
(A snapping turtle bites deeper into Latrell)
Latrell: Fuck! I wasn't talking to you, Donatello.
Chris: Maria, you're next. (Spins the wheel and it lands on a picture of a marshmallow)
Maria: Ooh! Am I making s'mores?
Chris: Nope. It's Marshmallow Waxing time! We've melted quite a few marshmallows and mixed them together, and we're going to use them to wax your face.
Maria: Sounds fun! (Sits on a chair placed in the middle of the stage)
Chef: (Pours the Marshmallow Mix onto her face)
Maria: (Screams)
(The rest of the campers gasp)
Maria: It's even more soothing than I imagined!
Confessional - Gavin
Gavin: Wow, Maria's got guts, I could've never done that.
Chris: Maria moves on! And since she didn't complain once, she gets to choose who's up next, and their punishment. If your victim manages to beat the challenge, you're out.
Maria: Wow! My skin is so soft. Como la piel de un recién nacido. (Like a newborn's skin in Spanish)
Chris: Maria. Focus.
Maria: Oh, right.
(Everyone looks at each other in fear)
Maria: I choose...
(Chris and Chef gleefully look in anticipation)
Maria: Demetri... giving suppository pills to a dog...
(Everyone gasps in horror and shock)
Chef: That girl is pure-
Chris: Genius! Why didn't I think of that?!
John: I'm just wondering how she knows what suppositories are.
Maria: We had to give them to my dog, Willow, 2 years ago. It was pretty traumatic.
Gavin: How would that fit into the ten-second rule anyway?
Chris: If he takes more than ten seconds to do it, he won't move on.
After 10 minutes of preparation
Chris: Chef! Bring out the dog!
Chef: (Walks in with the dog that Latrell fought in Phobia Factor)
Latrell: Oh, this should be fun to watch.
Riley: So that challenge from back then got you over your fear of dogs?
Latrell: No, I'm still afraid of dogs, but at least I know I can beat that dog's ass, so it's not as scary.
Chris: Alright Demetri, your time starts... now!
Demetri: (Slowly approaches the dog)
Chris: 7 Seconds left...
Demetri: (Approaches a bit closer)
(The dog pounces at Demetri and attacks him)
(The campers gasp and cringe at the sight)
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: I know damn well how it feels to get attacked by that dog. Pour one out for Demetri, even if he is a prick.
After the dog is done with Demetri and the latter is beaten and has ripped clothing
Chris: Ooh! So close! Demetri is the first one out of the challenge! Return to your seat.
Demetri: Shit. (Goes to his seat, where he's put in some stocks)
Chris: If you lose the challenge, you're forced to stay in those stocks until the end of the challenge.
Demetri: They're so damn uncomfortable.
Chris: That's the point. Kayla, you're up next. (Chris spins the wheel and it lands on a silhouette of a lightning bolt)
Kayla: That... doesn't look good...
Chris: Kayla, you must step up and get shocked by some electric eels we gathered. If you can't handle the voltage for 10 seconds, you're out.
Chef: (Puts on rubber gloves and grabs one eel with each hand)
Kayla: (Sits down in the chair)
Chef: (Puts the eels against Kayla's face)
Kayla: (Screams)
(Most of the campers laugh or grin at the sight)
Confessional - Nikki
Nikki: (Uncontrollable laughter) Oh! My sides!
Chef: (Removes the eels)
Chris: Great job, Kayla! And since you didn't complain, you get to choose the next person to do the challenge and their punishment.
Kayla: (Evilly grins)
Confessional - Kayla
Kayla: While I could put Nikki or Naomi up, the former Bass are all connected through most of them being all buddy-buddy. And Amanda is still upset she lost to me a few challenges ago. So, I'm going to show her who's boss, and split up that tight-knit group.
Kayla: Amanda...
Amanda: (Gulps)
Kayla: You have to kiss Latrell.
(Everyone looks twice as horrified as they did when they heard Demetri's challenge)
Kayla: On the lips.
Confessional - Sire
Sire: WHAT-
Confessional - Jaden
Jaden: THE-
Confessional - Riley
Riley: ACTUAL-
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: FUCK?!
Confessional - Amanda
Amanda: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Of all the ten other people on this island, why him out of everyone?!
Chris: Ohh! Spicy! Amanda, Latrell, step up to the stage. Oh, and since this involves another camper, if you don't manage to hold the kiss for 10 seconds, both of you are out of the challenge.
Latrell: (Rolls eyes) I might as well go back to my seat, because there's no way in hell she'll do it.
Amanda: (Grabs Latrell's face) Hopefully you're smart enough to understand that this doesn't mean a damn thing and I'm just trying to win the challenge.
Latrell: I couldn't give less of a shit. I'm just as pissed about this as you are, so let's just get this over with.
Amanda: (Kisses Latrell)
Latrell: (Kisses back)
Demetri: Yeah! Go Latrell, you lucky bastard!
Jaden and Riley: Shut up, Demetri.
Confessional - Riley
Riley: Well... that was... something...
Chris: Alright, 10 seconds have passed. You can stop. Kayla, since your victim passed the challenge, you're out.
Kayla: (Rolls her eyes and the stocks lock onto her)
John: Let's go! The witch is finally in the stocks!
Kayla: Oh, go drink some bleach.
Amanda and Latrell: (Pull away from the kiss)
Confessional - Amanda
Amanda: Ugh! That was disgusting! I'm just really hoping Jaden realizes that it was only for the challenge.
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: That kiss was absolutely vile, I'd much rather ki- Actually, I won't finish that sentence.
We're gonna skip to the last three standing bc I wanna get this over with. It's down to Gavin, Latrell, and Nikki.
Chris: And after 25 Rounds, we're down to just three players left! Latrell, Gavin, and Nikki! Gavin, you're next. (Spins the wheel and it lands on a silhouette of a Sasquatch)
(Gavin, Latrell, and Nikki look at each other in confusion)
Chef and a few Interns: (Carry a huge box onto the stage then grunt in exasperation)
Carl: We don't get paid enough for this, man.
Chef: Amen to that, brother.
Chris: Gavin, step into this box.
Gavin: Why?
Chris: If you can last 10 seconds in a fight with whatever's in this box, you move onto the next round.
Gavin: Alright, let's do this.
Sire: Good luck, dude. Ugh, these stocks are so scratchy.
Gavin: Shouldn't be so bad. (Walks into the box)
Three seconds later...
Gavin: (Flies out of the box through a huge hole made in the box and lands on the wheel)
Confessional - Gavin
Gavin: It definitely was that bad. Seriously, one punch damaged my clothes, and gave me a black eye.
Chris: Thanks a lot, Gavin. You broke the wheel. Just pull out a random option on the wheel, whichever one you pick will be Nikki's final challenge.
Gavin: (Pulls a random picture off of the wheel and hands it to Chris)
Chris: It looks like Nikki will be doing... (Looks at the picture) The Water Log Rolling! Nikki, you'll be facing Molotov, a bear who is Canada's Log-Rolling Champion.
Chef: How was he even eligible to compete for the title?
Chris: Shush. Nikki, if you can last 10 seconds without rolling off the log and into the water, you win immunity. If you fail, Latrell wins immunity.
Nikki: Bring it!
At the dock with Chris, Chef, and the campers.
Chris: Nikki! Let's see what you've got! (Chris points to a log in the water with a bear standing on the far end of the log)
Nikki: (Steps onto the other end of the log)
Chris: Oh, did I forget to mention there are piranhas in the lake?
Nikki: There are what now?
Chris: Time starts... now.
(Nikki and the bear start rolling the log opposite of each other, picking up their pace with each second.)
John: Wow, she's doing great.
Naomi: She's quick on her feet, I guess.
Demetri: Yeah, I wonder what else her feet can be used for.
(Everyone looks at Demetri like they had just witnessed childbirth)
Naomi: What in the fuck?
Amanda: I'm just surprised he's gone this long without saying anything up to this point.
Nikki: (Starts to stumble)
(Everyone else gasps)
Nikki: (Falls off the log and into the water)
Chris: And Nikki fails the challenge! Latrell wins immunity and the grand prize!
Latrell: Hell yeah!
Chris: You get to rock this awesome trailer for the rest of the summer! And, you can take it home at the end of the show.
Latrell: (Runs to the trailer) Sweet! Give me five! (High fives Chef)
Chris: While Latrell checks out his new trailer, and we make sure Nikki's still, you know, breathing, you all can go to the confessional and vote out another camper, other than Latrell.
A few hours later, at sunset, near the Girls Cabin
Maria: There's only two more hours before the ceremony, and we haven't discussed who to vote with anyone.
Kayla: I know, but I plan to change that soon. Come with me. (Walks away)
Maria: (Follows Kayla)
Outside the Main Lodge
Demetri: (Walks out of the Main Lodge with an apple)
Kayla: Hey Demetri, do you have a second? Maria and I want to talk to you.
Demetri: Anything for two very beautiful ladies. What's up?
Kayla: We wanna ask you to vote with us. And I know you might-
Demetri: Sure.
Kayla: Wait, what?
Demetri: I'll vote with you. Who's it going to be?
Kayla: You didn't even take a second to-
Demetri: Like I said, anything for a sexy lady like yourself.
Maria: Wow, that was quick. I'm gonna go back to the cabin and do some yoga.
Demetri: Want someone there to uhh... examine your postures?
Maria: I'm... okay, thanks... (Walks away)
Confessional - Kayla
Kayla: Demetri may be annoying and creepy, but he's easy to use. I've gotta keep him around.
With Jaden, Latrell, and Sire all chilling inside of the trailer that Latrell won
Latrell: (Takes a sip of a grape soda bottle) Man, this trailer is sweet.
Sire: (Takes a bite out of a sandwich) Yeah, it's great you won this.
Jaden: Yeah...
Latrell: We should discuss who to vote out.
Sire: There are quite a few options now.
Latrell: Exactly. There are a lot of annoying people here, so I was thinking to-
Jaden: I'm gonna go take a walk. I'll be back before the ceremony.
Sire: Alright, then. Have fun, bro.
Jaden: (Walks out of the trailer)
Confessional - Jaden
Jaden: I know that Latrell and Amanda only kissed for the challenge, but it still messes with my head.
Inside of the Girls Cabin
Amanda: So, who are we thinking to vote out?
Riley: I'm... not exactly sure...
Amanda: I want to send Kayla home right now!
Riley: Sure, I'll think about that.
Amanda: Riley, are you okay?
Riley: Of course, why wouldn't I be? I'm gonna go sit by the lake, the sunset is beautiful today.
Amanda: Alright. I'll see you later.
Riley: (Walks out of the cabin)
Confessional - Riley
Riley: Ugh! Why does this bother me? It was just a challenge, it didn't mean anything... right?
At the Campfire Ceremony
Chris: Okay, so first off, we ran out of marshmallows.
Maria: My skin still feels amazing, by the way.
Chris: Secondly, I reviewed the confessionals, and there's a lot of drama between you all. Which is awesome! While I normally like to protect your privacy, in the spirit of airing your dirty laundry, I'm going live with your confessionals!
(The campers gasp and look at each other in shock)
Chef: (Brings out a rolling table with a tv on it then presses a button on a remote)
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: I vote for Demetri. You need to learn to respect others' boundaries, you pig.
Confessional - John
John: Kayla. Easiest decision I'll ever make in my life.
Confessional - Riley
Riley: I... I don't know! Everything today has been so confusing! I guess I vote for John. Sorry, I just haven't spoken to you much at all.
Confessional - Gavin
Gavin: I'm not sure who to vote, but I talked with some people, so I guess I'm gonna vote Amanda. No hard feelings.
Confessional - Sire
Sire: I'm going to vote Demetri. Sorry about this, but I'll stick with Latrell.
Confessional - Amanda
Amanda: As if I didn't already have enough reason to, today takes the cake! Kayla, see you in hell.
Confessional - Jaden
Jaden: Not exactly sure of who to vote, so I guess I'll vote Maria. Sorry about this.
Confessional - Nikki
Nikki: Kayla. It's gonna feel so good to see her on the boat.
Confessional - Naomi
Naomi: As much as I want to vote Kayla, Demetri crossed the line with what he said today. You don't say that type of shit about my best friend.
Confessional - Demetri
Demetri: I vote for Amanda. Sorry, foxy lady, but I'm just doing what I was asked to do.
Confessional - Maria
Maria: I vote for Amanda. I really hope this works.
Confessional - Kayla
Kayla: I love it when a plan comes together. Amanda, it was nice knowing you. Well, it really wasn't, but hey, it's the thought that counts.
(The campers look at each other in shock and confusion)
Chris: Amanda, there are 4 votes against you. You're out.
Amanda: What?!
Chris: Yep, do the math.
Riley: (Counts on her fingers) Holy crap, he's right.
Jaden: So...
Chris: Amanda, it's time for you to go.
Amanda: (Sadly sighs)
At the Dock of Shame with Amanda, Jaden, Latrell, and Riley.
Jaden: I... can't believe you're out.
Amanda: Yeah... I'll see you...
Jaden: Amanda, I want to tell you-
Amanda: It didn't mean anything!
Jaden: Huh?
Amanda: That kiss with the jackass didn't mean anything. I don't have feelings for him and I never will.
Jaden: I was never worried about that. I just wanted to say-
Amanda: (Kisses Jaden)
Jaden: (Kisses back)
Riley: (Looks away) Awkward...
Latrell: You can say that again.
Amanda: (Pulls back) Now that kiss meant something.
Jaden: Yeah, it was nice. Wait, does this mean you like me too?
Amanda: Of course I do, you big dummy. Now, good luck. Win this for me.
Jaden: Of course I will, see you later. (Hugs Amanda)
Amanda: (Walks up to Latrell) As much as you piss me off, you're not the worst person in the world. You're a close second or third though.
Latrell: Likewise. Thanks for helping me make up with Riley, I owe you big time. Even if you are as annoying as they come.
Amanda: You bet you owe me, you dick. (Shakes Latrell's hand then walks over to Riley)
Riley: I'm really gonna miss you, Amanda.
Amanda: Same, I'm glad we met. You're one of the best friends I've ever had.
Riley: (Hugs Amanda)
Amanda: (Whispers) Oh, before I forget. I know about your feelings.
Riley: You- you what?
Amanda: Yep. And I say go for it. You got this, girl. (Pulls away from the hug and walks towards the Boat of Losers)
With Chris on the dock
Chris: Wow, I didn't see that coming. Amanda's gone, and Jaden's lost his little sweetheart. How will Riley continue now that she's the only girl from the Bass left? How will Kayla avoid elimination for the sixth time now? Or was it the seventh? And will Sire get a kiss next? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Island!
Placements:
22nd - Theo (Killer Bass)
21st - Olympia (Killer Bass)
XXth - Demetri (Screaming Gophers)
XXth - John (Screaming Gophers)
20th - Mia (Killer Bass)
19th - Gia (Killer Bass)
18th - Ryan (Screaming Gophers)
17th - Skylar (Screaming Gophers)
16th - Leah (Screaming Gophers)
15th - Samir (Killer Bass)
14th - Aiden (Screaming Gophers)
13th - Nemo (Killer Bass)
Merge
12th - Amanda (Bass/Merge)
Votes: 4-3-3-1-1. Amanda, Demetri, Kayla, John, and Maria.
Amanda: Demetri, Gavin, Kayla, and Maria.
Demetri: Latrell, Naomi, and Sire.
Kayla: Amanda, John, and Nikki.
John: Riley.
Maria: Jaden.
Rate the Chapter 1-10 and leave a review. This was definitely one of the more exciting chapters to write. I hope you all enjoyed. What did you think of the elimination? Who do you think will be sent home next?