Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island! Our campers went through a real life horror movie! Campers like Latrell and Naomi showed us their know-how. And meanwhile, Kayla was showing us... something else of hers. (Chuckles) I know Demetri and all you guys at home enjoyed that. Nikki took a great fall off a cliff and sprained her ankle, causing her to be medically evacuated from the competition. What kind of challenge will the Final 7 have to endure this time? What kind of drama will unfold between then? And who will be sent home tonight? Find out tonight! On this episode of Total! Drama! Island!
Theme Song plays
Co-Writer: Brainstorm297
In the Girls Cabin
Kayla and Naomi: (Indistinctly arguing about something)
Riley: (Groans, rolls over on her bed, and covers her head with her pillow)
Confessional - Riley
Riley: It's been like this for the past 3 days ever since Nikki left. If I have to keep waking up to Naomi and Kayla's bickering, I think I'm gonna lose it!
In the Guys Cabin, with Gavin and Jaden playing a game of Uno, and Demetri and Latrell watching on
Gavin: (Puts down a Plus 4 Card) Plus 4! Uno!
Jaden: Son of a bitch. (Picks up 4 cards)
Demetri: Hey guys, I have a plan.
Gavin: A plan?
Demetri: There are 3 girls left on the island.
Latrell: Nice job counting, Captain Obvious.
Demetri: And there are 4 of us guys.
Latrell: Again, no shit, Sherlock.
Demetri: (Rolls his eyes) Anyway, I was thinking, since the guys have the power right now, what say we make an alliance? Take out the rest of the girls so we make the Final Four?
Gavin: You're saying we all team up?
Jaden: Hmm... I don't know.
Demetri: C'mon, it's practically a free pass to the Final Four.
Gavin: Well, it seems like a good idea, I'm in!
Demetri: (Smirks) Perfect.
Latrell: (Silently smacks his forehead)
Confessional - Demetri
Demetri: See, what I'm doing is playing both sides. Once the guys agree to this alliance, I can tell the girls about it, team up with them to eliminate the other guys one by one, and they'll see me as the heroic gentleman that saved them from being eliminated. They'll be so grateful to me, and in the end, I'll be left alone on an island with three very sexy ladies who all want a taste of the D-Man.
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: The pervy degenerate of all people is the one to suggest a Guys Alliance to take out the chicks? Yeah, I don't buy it. He's probably up to something. I'll agree for now, just to keep a vote off of me.
With all the campers waiting for their food in the Main Lodge
Chris: (Walks into the Main Lodge) Hello to our Top 7 Campers! We're getting close to the end, people.
Confessional - Kayla
Kayla: I always knew I'd make it this far, and I'm not stopping here. I'm going all the way to the end, and the rest of these losers can kiss my ass! Except for Demetri, he'd probably be into it. I know I haven't been the nicest on this island, but if you were in my shoes, you'd do the same. People want to win, and some are just willing to go farther to do so than others will. So, don't take my behavior into account when deciding who really should win.
Confessional - Demetri
Demetri: Yeah! Final 7! I'm so close to the end! I'll admit, I was bummed to be voted out third, but now that I'm back, I'm here to win! Ladies, keep watching. I know you'll like what you see.
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: Final 7. Now, I've gotta take this game serious. I've got some allies, but I seriously need to win challenges if I wanna go to the finale.
Confessional - Riley
Riley: I'm really happy to have gotten this far, especially since I still have good friends with me, even this far in. But, everyone else is trying their hardest to win, so I'll do the same.
Confessional - Naomi
Naomi: Wow, didn't expect to get this far. Since I'm here now, I've gotta try my hardest to win. Nikki, Aiden, I really wish you two were here with me. I'll keep going for you, so wish me luck.
Confessional - Jaden
Jaden: I can't believe I'm in the Final 7. I've had a great time here, and I won't let it end yet. Amanda, I'll win for you, promise.
Confessional - Gavin
Gavin: Let's go! Final 7, here we are! I'm having a lot of fun here, and everyone left is so nice. Well, almost everyone.
Demetri: So, where's the food at, Chris?
Chris: About that...
Naomi: What about it?
Chris: We kinda don't have any budget for food until the next episode.
(All the campers scream out complaints and insults towards Chris and Chef)
Riley: How do you manage to waste an entire season's budget of crappy food before said season ends?
Chef: Well...
Cut to Chris and Chef in a hot tub in a private resort
Chris: This is the life! (Sips a martini)
Chef: You said it man. (Pours wine into an empty split open coconut)
(Suddenly, two attractive women in bikinis hop into the hot tub with Chris and Chef)
Chris and Chef: (Each put their arms around one of the girls) This rocks!
Back to the present
Chef: We just didn't expect us needing this much food...
Chris: Yeah... (Mumbles to himself something along the lines of "I need to remember to call Jenny later on")
Latrell: We get it, you spent the money on getting drunk and laid. Now, what are we gonna do so we don't starve to death?
Chris: Well, we have something in mind.
Naomi: And I'm assuming it ties into today's challenge?
Chris: Correctamundo, Naomi. We have a great cook coming here to chef up some food, but we need to catch the food first. Your challenge is to catch a wild animal and bring it to me for our special friend.
Chef: And the only reason I'm not cooking it up is because I still have a hang-
Chris: Shush it, Chef. This is a family-friendly show.
Kayla: No the fuck it's not.
Chris: You're right. Anyway, meet me at the boathouse, where you'll get your animal assignments. Whoever manages to bring their animal back to the campfire, alive, might I add, will win immunity, and extra dinner tonight from my place.
At the Boathouse with the Campers, Chris, and Chef
Chris: Alright, hmm... Demetri, you're up. (Holds up a bucket)
Demetri: Got it. (Grabs a card out of a bucket) I got a dolphin. Do we even have any of those in Muskoka?
Chris: I'm not sure, just search near the beach when I say to go. Naomi, you're up.
Naomi: (Grabs a card) I got a wolf. So am I just supposed to find a cave?
Chris: Yep. Jaden, you're next.
Jaden: (Grabs a card) Looks like I'm right there with you, I got a bear.
Chris: Gavin, your turn.
Gavin: (Grabs a card) I got a... chicken?
Chris: Yep. Try not to beat your cock too hard. (Chuckles)
Chef: (Looks at the camera) Cocks are chickens.
Chris: Latrell, let's see what you get.
Latrell: (Grabs a card) I got a crab? Really?
Riley: Works for someone with your crabby additude.
Latrell: Very funny. I hope you have to catch a horse.
Chris: Riley?
Riley: Alright. (Grabs a card out the bucket) Seriously, a snake?
Latrell: (Chuckles) Oh, that's karma.
Chris: Alright, Kayla, you're last.
Kayla: (Grabs a card) A deer? You seriously want me to catch a deer?
Chris: You can refuse to do the challenge.
Kayla: Fine! I-
Chris: Fair warning, whoever loses the challenge has to clean the communal washrooms.
(The camera cuts to the smelly ass communal bathroom, with an intern walking out carrying a newspaper)
Kayla: Fine. I'll play.
Chris: Alright, now that you have your animals, you have 90 seconds in the boathouse to grab whatever you want to catch your animal. Starting... now!
(All the campers rush into the boathouse)
Inside the Boathouse
Demetri: Hmm... what to use to catch a dolphin? (Notices a huge net on the ground and picks it up) This should do the trick.
Jaden: (Sees a tranquilizer gun on the ground) Sweet! (Attempts to pick up the gun, but is stopped as Kayla tries to pick it up too)
Kayla: Back off, this is mine.
Jaden: No way, I saw it first.
Kayla: (Starts pulling the gun away from Jaden) Ladies first!
Jaden: (Starts pulling the opposite way, pretty much playing tug of war with Kayla) You don't deserve the respect that a lady gets.
Kayla: (Still pulling) And your vulgar-mouthed bitch of a crush does?
Jaden: (Continues pulling back) Shut it!
Kayla: (Kicks Jaden in his special jewels)
Jaden: (Screams at a high pitch in pain, and falls to the ground as he covers his crotch) Ah! My chicken!
Kayla: (Picks the dropped gun up off the ground) Hopefully you learned your lesson. (Walks away)
Naomi: (Walks up to Jaden and helps him up) Here, I snagged two guns, one for each of us to use. (Hands Jaden a tranquilizer gun)
Jaden: Thanks, that's really cool of you.
Naomi: (Gives a confused look but smiles)
Confessional - Naomi
Naomi: Look, Nikki was my closest friend and ally, and now she's gone. Trying to make friends with some of the other players is a good idea. But, Jaden saying that... made me feel good about myself. One of the few times I've actually felt good about myself to be honest.
Latrell: (Looks around and picks up a bucket) Alright, this should do.
Riley: You sure you just need a bucket?
Latrell: It's a crab, what real harm can it do?
Gavin: (Walks up to the duo) Hey guys, look what I found! (Holds up a giant box of chicken seed)
Chris: (Pops his head into the boathouse) 15 seconds!
Riley: Crap! Uhh... (Picks up a random box on the ground, though she is struggling to do so)
Chris: Time's up! Campers, step out of the boathouse now!
Outside of the boathouse
Chris: Alright, is everyone satisfied?
(The Campers look at each other with blank stares)
Chris: Okay, any questions before we start?
Riley: Yeah, I have one. What the hell's in this box? Rocks? It's so heavy.
Chris: (Chuckles) Open it up.
Riley: (Puts down the box and opens it) Seriously? (Grabs a rock out of the box)
Chris: Well, you get what you get and you don't get upset. Campers, your challenge starts... now! (Shoots a gun up into the sky) Alright, I'm gonna go soak in my jacuzzi. Good luck. (Walks off)
Jaden: Naomi, wanna work together? It'd be a lot easier.
Naomi: Sure. (Walks off, following behind Jaden)
Gavin: Welp, I'm off to find a chicken, I guess. (Walks off in a separate direction)
Riley: Hey Latrell, could you help me out? This box is kinda heavy.
Latrell: Sorry, no can do. Your animal's in the forest, and mine's at the beach. I'm not tryna clean those bathroom, so you're on your own. Good luck, though. I hear some snakes have venom that can paralyze the body.
Riley: (Rolls her eyes but chuckles) You're hilarious. It's fine. I'll just have to do it on my own. Good luck to you, Mr. Krabs.
Demetri: I can help you.
Riley: (Gives Demetri a suspicious glare) Wouldn't you find a dolphin at the beach?
Demetri: That's... a good point.
Riley: (Walks off into the forest)
Kayla: (Quickly follows behind Riley) Hey, I know we haven't been the best of pals, but what do you say we squash the beef and work together. That way, I can win the challenge and you won't come in last.
Riley: (Glares at Kayla) I'm supposed to be catching a snake, not work with one. I'd rather take my chances with getting bit, thank you very much. (Walks away a bit faster into the forest)
Kayla: (Flips off Riley)
Confessional - Kayla
Kayla: Bitch.
Confessional - Riley
Riley: Did she really think anyone left would want to work with her?
Latrell: Welp, time to go catch that crab.
Demetri: Yo, Latrell.
Latrell: What's up?
Demetri: I was thinking, since both of our animals should be found near the beach, and now we're in an alliance, we should work together on this.
Latrell: Sure, not like it'll do any harm.
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: That, and I also wanna keep an eye on him. I'm still not exactly buying this bullshit about him wanting to take out all the chicks.
An hour and a half later, with Gavin in the forest, sitting on the ground surrounded by a circle of chicken seed
Gavin: Man, I've been waiting for like almost 2 hours, why have I not seen a chicken yet?
Confessional - Gavin
Gavin: Wait, do chickens even live in forests?
Gavin: (Sighs) Man, this is a waste of time. (Stands up and turns around to leave)
(Suddenly, a "bawk" is heard from behind Gavin)
Gavin: (Turns around and sees a chicken standing right in front of him)
Chicken: (Makes a "bawk" sound and looks at Gavin confused)
Gavin: Gotcha! (Jumps and attempts to tackle the chicken, and manages to grab hold of it)
Chicken: (Makes a loud and shocked "bawk" as Gavin grabs him)
Gavin: (Holds the chicken up) Ha! I've got you!
Chicken: (Starts pecking at Gavin)
Gavin: Ah! What the- Stop it! (Starts to walk back towards the camp as the chicken continues pecking him) For the love of curry chicken, can you stop it?!
Confessional - Chris
Chris: For the record, chickens don't normally live in forests, but I was able to call up a friend.
At the same time, with Jaden and Naomi in a cave
Jaden: You'd think it would be a lot easier to find a bear in here.
Naomi: Seriously. And I haven't even seen a wolf yet.
Jaden: Hopefully we won't be waiting long.
Naomi: Yeah, I just want to get this over with.
Jaden: At least it should be more fun working with a friend.
Naomi: (Looks at Jaden with a shocked glare) Yeah. (Turns around and sees a bear approaching them) Uhh... Jaden?
Jaden: Yeah?
Naomi: Don't turn around.
Jaden: (Turns around anyway) Why shouldn't I-
Bear: (Roars as it charges towards Jaden and Naomi)
Jaden and Naomi: (Both scream loudly and start rapidly shooting their guns at the bear, missing each time until Jaden manages to hit the bear on its side)
Bear: (Falls to the ground, knocked out by the tranq)
Jaden and Naomi: Yes! (High five each other)
(Suddenly, a wolf shows up behind them and starts to growl)
Jaden and Naomi: (Turn around to see the wolf and scream again, and start shooting wildly again till Naomi manages to actually hit the wolf in its neck and it falls to the ground)
Jaden: (Sighs of relief) Finally. Now we just have to drag them back to the camp.
Naomi: Shouldn't be too difficult.
Confessional - Naomi
Naomi: I guess Nikki trying to teach me to be more social wasn't a complete waste. Jaden's cool.
At the same time of all of this happening, we join Latrell and Demetri at the beach
Latrell: Alright, let's get to work.
Demetri: (Walks onto the beach in his swimsuit, which is just a blue speedo) Yeah, let's get those animals.
Latrell: Seriously?
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: I could've gone my whole life without having to see a dude in a speedo. My eyes are now ruined.
Latrell: I'm scared to ask why, but I'm going to anyway.
Demetri: Dolphins live in the water, so I've gotta go into the water to catch it.
Latrell: I got that part, but why the speedo?
Demetri: It attracts the ladies. Now let's go! (Dives into the water)
Latrell: It doesn't, it really doesn't.
(Suddenly, a crab walks next to Latrell)
Latrell: This is gonna be surprisingly easy. (Picks up the crab) Hello, Immunit-
Crab: (Stops Latrell's sentence as it pinches Latrell's thumb)
Latrell: (Drops it in pain) Ah! What the hell, you dick?!
Crab: (Jumps up and pinches Latrell's special baseballs)
Latrell: (Loudly screams in pain, then tries to punch the crab off his crotch, though he fails)
Crab: (Tightens it's grip on Latrell's attachments)
Latrell: (Screams louder, then starts flailing and running around)
Demetri: (Comes up out of the water) Hey bro, you okay?
Latrell: (Still running and flailing) Obviously not! (Screams even more)
Demetri: Hold on! I'm coming! (Starts to swim back to Latrell)
Confessional - Demetri
Demetri: I felt for Latrell. A friend of mine back home has a pet crab, and the same thing happened to me. (Shudders and covers his crotch as he remembers the incident)
(Suddenly, a pod of 3 dolphins appear behind Demetri)
Demetri: (Turns around as he hears them coming out of the water) Hey, dolphins! Alright, you stay right there, I've gotta help someone real quick.
Dolphins: (Glare at Demetri)
Demetri: Uhh... Latrell, can we take a rain check on that help with the crab? (Shrinks back in fear)
Dolphins: (Jump out of the water and lunge at Demetri, dragging him underwater once they all land on him)
Demetri: (Struggles, but manages to get his head above water) Latrell! Can I get some assistance?! (Gets his head dragged back down)
Latrell: Can't exactly do that! (Attempts to pull the crab off, which just causes more pain)
Demetri: (Gurgled speech, since he's underwater) Help! I'm getting jumped by a gang of dolphins!
Confessional - Latrell and Demetri
Latrell: (Covering his crotch) So... painful...
Demetri: You and me both. I hope none of those dolphins had rabies.
Latrell: Yeah, cool, whatever. But for the love of God, put on something other than that speedo if you wanna be in here.
Latrell: (Uses the bucket he picked up and starts hitting the crab with it) Get the hell off of me before I put you in a seafood broil!
Demetri: (Tries to punch a dolphin, but his arm ends up getting bitten) For the love of boobies, someone help me!
As this is happening, we join Riley in the forest, and she's climbed a tree and is hugging it for dear life
Riley: (Looks down to see a snake resting on a rock near the tree)
Snake: (Looks around and notices the box of rocks Riley left on the ground, but dismisses it)
Confessional - Riley
Riley: I know, this is pathetic, but Latrell kinda gave me anxiety about that snake possibly paralyzing me, and now I'm too scared to go down. (Takes a deep breath) No, I said I'd try ny hardest to win, so I'll do it. Uhh... body paralysis from a snake bite wears off, right?
Riley: Alright, let's do it. (Jumps down the tree and lands next to the box of rocks she left down there)
Snake: (Hisses at Riley after it hears her drop to the ground)
Riley: (Screams loud)
Snake: (Starts slithering toward Riley)
Riley: (Panics and instinctively throws a rock from the box at the snake's head)
Snake: (Falls unconscious from the blunt trauma to its head from the rock Riley threw)
Riley: (Sits on the ground and sighs of relief) Looks like spending some time on my school's baseball team came in handy.
Finally, we see Kayla somewhere in the forest, stalking a deer in a bush
Kayla: (Sticks her head out of the bush) Yeah, stay right there, Bambi. (Aims the tranq gun)
Deer: (Ducks its head to eat some berries out of a bush just as Kayla shoots, causing her to miss)
Kayla: Shit!
Deer: (Turns its head to see Kayla in a bush)
Kayla: Oh... hi... (Waves at the deer)
Deer: (Sees the gun in Kayla's hand and realizes what's going on)
Kayla: Oh, this? I didn't...
Deer: (Glares and growls at Kayla, then charges at her)
Kayla: (Starts running away from the deer fast as she can)
5 minutes later with Jaden and Naomi dragging their respective animals back to the camp
Jaden: (Grunts) Jeez, why didn't we pick up something to carry these guys in?
Naomi: I don't think something like a shitty wagon would carry a bear.
Jaden: (Chuckles) Good point.
Naomi: (Grunts) Jeez, this wolf is heavy, is it expecting kids or something?
(Suddenly, a faint scream is heard and getting louder)
Jaden: You hear that?
Naomi: Yeah, what the hell is that?
Kayla: (Her screams get audible as she runs by Jaden and Naomi, pushing the latter down on the ground inadvertently)
Naomi: What the hell was that for, bitch?!
Deer: (Runs fast past Jaden in its pursuit for Kayla, accidentally trampling Naomi in the process)
Naomi: Oww... my everything hurts...
Jaden: Holy shit! Are you okay?!
(Suddenly, the bear and wolf start to open their eyes)
Jaden: Shit! Shit! Shit! (Runs off as fast as he can, but suddenly stops and turns back) Crap! Almost left you, sorry, Naomi. (Picks up Naomi, drapes her over his shoulder, and continues to run)
3 minutes later Gavin in the forest, with the chicken still pecking him
Chicken: (Relentlessly pecking Gavin's face)
Gavin: Stop! This'll be over in like 10 minutes! Ow!
Kayla: (Runs by Gavin and the chicken)
Gavin: Kayla? What's happening?
Deer:(Runs over Gavin, knocking him over and knocking the chicken out of his hands)
Chicken: (Runs away as fast as he can)
Gavin: Goddammit! It got away!
5 minutes later with Riley in the forest, carrying the snake on her shoulder, walking by the river
Riley: Wow, this is surprisingly peaceful.
Kayla: (Still running) Out of my way! (Pushes Riley into the river as she runs by)
Riley: (Pops her head out of the water and spits out some water she accidentally drank) What the hell?!
Deer: (Runs by the riverside past Riley, shocking her)
Riley: Holy- (Her sentence is cut off, as she falls down the nearby waterfall) Are you kidding me?!
7 minutes later, with Latrell and Demetri still fighting their respective animals
Latrell: Get off me! (Hits the crab with the bucket again)
Crab: (Its grip slips and it lets go of Latrell's special parts, falling back onto the sand)
Latrell: (Picks up the crab and throws it into the water)
Demetri: (Punches a dolphin in the face, though it doesn't do much) Yeah! Take that!
Dolphins: (All start smacking the shit out of Demetri with their tails)
Demetri: (Screams as the dolphins jump him)
Kayla: (Runs past Latrell) Stay away from me, weirdo!
Latrell: I didn't do shit to you, bitch!
Deer: (Runs over Latrell and knocks him into the water like Bianca did to Ash in the Pokémon BW Anime)
Latrell: (Pops his head out of the water) The fuck?
With Chris at the campsite, sipping on a cup of coffee, sitting next to the cage meant to hold the animals
Chris: It's been almost 2 hours! Hurry up! I'm bored!
Kayla: (Runs into the campsite, and also into the cage)
Deer: (Runs into the cage aswell)
Chris: (Closes the cage and starts to maniacally laugh)
Chef: (Walks onto the scene and sees what's happening) You've got some issues, man.
Kayla: Hey... we can be friends... right?
Deer: (Pounces on Kayla and starts attacking her)
Kayla: Agh! You little-! (Starts to fight back)
10 minutes later at the Campsite, with Chris and Chef looking on Kayla fighting the deer
Kayla and the Deer: (Both fall to the ground, beat and exhausted)
Chris: Ouch. Glad I'm not her.
Demetri, Gavin, Jaden, Latrell, Naomi, and Riley: (All walk onto the scene and see everything, and they all look like they just went 5 rounds in the ring with Mike Tyson before the Jake Paul Fight, that fight was bullshit btw)
Gavin: I don't wanna even ask.
Chris: There you are!
Kayla: (Groans in pain) So, what happens now?
Chris: Well, since no one technically brought their animal last, no one has to clean the bathroom. I'll make Carl do it.
(The campers all cheer)
Chris: And, since Kayla was the only one to bring her animal back at all, and you all look like death, Kayla wins immunity!
(All the campers sans Kayla yell out their complaints, and call Kayla certain names I'll let your imagination decide)
Chris: Alright, freshen up, and meet me here in 5 hours, where one of you will be voted out.
(The campers all look at each other with confused looks)
4 hours later, at sunset, in the Guys Cabin with Gavin, Jaden, and Latrell
Gavin: Geez, sounds like that was rough
Jaden: Yeah. You okay, dude?
Latrell: Yeah, I'm just never going to own a pet crab.
Demetri: (Walks into the cabin) Hey guys. I just got tested, and fortunately, I didn't catch rabies.
Latrell: Alright. Now we need to decide who to target. I was thinking Naomi.
Demetri: Let's also take into account Riley's athleticism.
Gavin: Yeah, she's a huge threat.
Latrell: Uhh... well, think about it, Naomi's done very well in a lot of challenges, being the last member of the Gophers standing in quite a few challenges when we were in teams.
Jaden: Latrell does make a point, but I don't really wanna vote for either of them. They're both my friends.
Latrell: Welp, y'all can keep discussing it, I'm gonna go ravage through Chef's kitchen to see if I can grab a snack. Jaden, mind coming with?
Jaden: Sure. (Stands up, and walks out with Latrell)
Confessional - Demetri
Demetri: Things are all workingb according to plan. Now, I'll just go tell the girls about this, and pick the guys off one at a time.
Demetri: Alright, well, I'm gonna go take a leak, but let's vote Riley, okay?
Gavin: Well... sure.
Demetri: Great. We got this, man. Tell Latrell and Jaden about it (Walks out the cabin)
With Latrell and Jaden in the Main Lodge
Latrell: Alright, listen up, Jaden.
Jaden: What's up, dude?
Latrell: I don't buy Demetri's whole Guys Alliance crap he's spewing.
Jaden: What?
Latrell: Think about it, you really think Demetri of all people would wanna get rid of all the chicks?
Jaden: Yeah... I should've probably realized that before you said it...
Latrell: All good, not like you did anything irreparable.
Jaden: What do we do?
Latrell: Blindside him before he can blindside us.
Jaden: Do you think we'll have the votes?
Latrell: I think Naomi and Riley were already considering voting him, since he's, you know...
Jaden: Got it.
Latrell: Alright, it's settled then. (Fist bumps Jaden)
Confessional - Jaden
Jaden: Let's just hope Latrell's right, because if not, we might just throw away a pass to the Final Four.
In the Girls Cabin with Naomi and Riley
Naomi: Ow, ow, ow...
Riley: You okay?
Naomi: Yeah, it just hurts to move any part of my body.
Demetri: (Walks in the cabin) Hello, beauties.
Naomi: Ugh, you.
Riley: What do you want?
Demetri: Before I say anything, where's Kayla?
Kayla: (Walks into the cabin) I heard my name. What do you want? I just came back from eating my meal.
Demetri: I wanted to ask you three something.
Naomi: No, I will not put on my swimsuit and sit on your lap.
Kayla: No, I'm not gonna let you feel my breasts.
Riley: And no, I'm not going to take off my pants and let you smack my butt.
Demetri: Have I really asked you those things that often?
Naomi: You asked us this morning.
Demetri: Anyway, I wanted to ask you about voting.
Riley: And why would we ever vote with you?
Demetri: Because I happen to know Latrell formed an alliance with me, Gavin, and Jaden, and he plans to target you, Riley.
Riley: W-What? B-But... Latrell wouldn't target me... I know he wouldn't...
Demetri: Hey, I'm trying to be a gentleman and save you ladies, but it's up to you to vote with me. Later, beautiful. (Walks out of the cabin)
Confessional - Riley
Riley: Would Latrell really vote me? I don't know what to think, but I'll have to decide in an hour.
An hour later, at the Campfire Ceremony at night, with the campers and Chris
Chris: Hello, Campers! Today's been an eventful day for you. Now, it's time for the marshmallows. I have 6 Marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, it means you're safe and you receive a marshmallow. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow must walk down the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave, and you can't come back, ever.
Kayla: We know, we've done this like 16 times now. Just hand us the fucking marshmallows.
Chris: Alright. Kayla has immunity, so she already gets a Marshmallow. Now, Marshmallows go to...
Gavin...
Naomi...
Jaden...
Riley...
Latrell... Demetri... one of you two is going home...
Latrell and Demetri: (Give each other a knowing glare)
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Latrell. Demetri, you're gone.
Latrell: (Sighs of relief) Sweet.
Demetri: (Sadly sighs) Looks like our alliance didn't mean shit, eh, Latrell?
Latrell: Sorry man, but you couldn't be trusted. (Eats his marshmallow)
Riley: (Gives Latrell a confused look)
At the Dock of Shame with Demetri
Demetri: (Walks off the dock and jumps onto the boat) I'm not sad I'm gone. I saw boobies and I felt ass. I've won at life.
Sometime later, with Chris on the Dock
Chris: Demetri's right, he has won at life, but, he lost the game. Now, we're down to 6. What kind of shenanigans will our Final 6 get up to next time? How will Riley deal with the possibility in her head that Latrell betrayed her? And who will be sent home on the Dock of Shame next? Find out next time, on Total! Drama! Island!
Placements:
22nd - Theo (Killer Bass)
21st - Olympia (Killer Bass)
XXth - Demetri (Screaming Gophers)
XXth - John (Screaming Gophers)
20th - Mia (Killer Bass)
19th - Gia (Killer Bass)
18th - Ryan (Screaming Gophers)
17th - Skylar (Screaming Gophers)
16th - Leah (Screaming Gophers)
15th - Samir (Killer Bass)
14th - Aiden (Screaming Gophers)
13th - Nemo (Killer Bass)
Merge
12th - Amanda (Bass/Merge)
11th - Sire (Bass/Merge)
10th - John (Again) (Merge)
9th - Maria (Gophers/Merge)
8th - Nikki (Gophers/Merge)
7th - Demetri (Again) (Gophers/Merge)
Votes: 4-2-1. Demetri, Latrell, and Riley.
Demetri: Jaden, Latrell, Riley, and Naomi
Latrell: Demetri and Kayla
Riley: Gavin
Review the Chapter and Rate it 1-10! I think it was kinda predictable that Demetri would go here pretty early on in the episode, but I hope I managed to show that there's more in his head than titties. I wanted to release this on Christmas. But I was busy. Hope you enjoyed!