V Wolf, A Gravity Falls Story: Act 2

by BobbyE

While Vito is off trying to balance his life as a high school student and as a paranormal investigator, Dipper and his friends start suspecting the federal government's activities in Gravity Falls. Dipper believes that a shadow government is in control of the town and all of Roadkill County after noticing the Weirdmageddon dome. Gravity Falls has gotten stranger than ever.

1. Chapter 1

V wolf, A Gravity Falls Story

Act 2, Episode 1: Attack of the 5-foot fangirl

Vito decides to sit by himself in the cafeteria sipping on his hidden flask. He thought about giving Wendy space after all of that yesterday. At a few tables away from his, Wendy was sitting with Tambry, Robbie, Lee, Nate and Elton, telling them about her birthday gifts from her family. "I can't believe you got a truck for your birthday, right after you stopped a school shooting, and being seen as a hero all in the same day." Tambry said to Wendy. "I know right? I am now a national freaking hero! It feels so good!" Wendy exclaimed. "Should I have let the people know it was me who tore them to pieces?" He asks himself in his thoughts, noticing all the people around her thanking her, talking about how she's a hero. "No, I can't. It'd be a good way of getting me and my family killed by my old boss and the cartels." He concluded it to himself. Elton looks over their table to see Vito drinking, alone by himself at a table. He makes eye contact with Wendy and nods his head in the direction of Vito and asks her "Should we invite Vito over here?" The mention of his name gets her attention immediately, leaving the conversation she was having with Robbie and Tambry about movies and the film industry for a moment. "Yeah sure." she tells Elton. Wendy then continues her conversation with Tambry and Robbie, while Nate and Lee were discussing where to put a whoopie cushion under next. "Hey Vito! There's room for you at the table! Come join us!" Elton shouted out. Vito put his flask away as soon as he heard his voice and sat down at their table. "What's up V?" Wendy asks him. "Other than getting scolded by my helicopter parent mother for the eleventh time this week, not much. Remarkable that I survived a bullet to the gut yesterday." Vito said. "Okay, about yesterday, Vito. There's something I must ask." Robbie requests Vito to answer a question. "Sure, go ahead." Vito lets him ask. "On the day we all first met you; you came out of a house covered in blood after allegedly killing several pedo cultists or whatever, pouring gasoline while carrying a bunch of weapons and blew it up. Yet you can't handle these cascadian militia guys?" Robbie asks. Elton was shocked to hear this story, he looks up houses that exploded in gravity falls on his smart phone, and he saw that it was a Children of Lamia safehouse, with graphic pictures that Vito took before he blown up the house and everything, and the trending hashtag, TacoGate being mentioned in the article he was reading. "Robbie I'm only human, those creeps at that house WERE NOTHING in comparison to these militia guys, they had body armor and automatic weapons." Vito brings this up to Robbie. "Yeah man, those guys were serious. I was seriously lucky considering that I only got shot in the shoulder." Wendy backs him up. "I guess you're a one-man army. Huh Wendy?" Elton asks her. "Yep." she confirms. "Hell, that makes me and Vito both one-man armies." she then said. "You drove that pickup truck to school?" Vito asks her. "Yes, I read about only the basics though. For some reason I got a lot of people flipping me off while I was driving my way to school." she tells him. "You know I can teach you how to drive if you want. I'm pretty good when it comes to cars and rides. First time I was behind the wheel when I was fourteen years old by stealing a corvette from some wall street pig." He offers Wendy. Before Wendy could respond, an Asian girl with glasses and black pigtails pops out of nowhere to greet Vito, invading his personal space while smiling, showing her braces. She is wearing a red plaid skirt, a white collared shirt, black shoes with white socks, and a red tie. "Hi, you're my hero for rescuing us! You're Vito, that werewolf, right?" She clearly remembers him from the ordeal. Vito backs away from her, acting a bit anxious. "I don't know what you're talking about or who you are. Please just go away." Vito tries to tell the girl, politely. Nate and Lee giggle a bit, while Robbie, Tambry and Wendy are also weirded out by her too. "It's okay, my name is Emily! Emily Taoka. You're my hero Vinnie." She told him. "Jesus Christ did you hear what she just called him Nate?" Lee asks Nate. They both laugh hysterically like hyenas. "Look guys I gotta go." Vito tells them while he just runs away, clearly embarrassed. Wendy and Tambry look at each other. Tambry leans toward Wendy and asks, "How should we tell her?" "I'll handle it." Wendy whispers back to her. "Look Emily, girl, you're invaded his personal space. You know you can't just do that right?" Wendy asks her. "What? I didn't mean to, I just wanted to say thank you. That was it. Plus, he's so handsome." Emily said with glee. "I mean you're not wrong, but he isn't interested in you." Tambry said. "Oh, come on I'm right here babe!" Robbie whined. "How do you know him?" Wendy asks. "I know him from watching the news dummy." Emily told her. "No, I mean do you KNOW him?" Wendy asks Emily again. "Not personally but I want to." Emily answers her. "Well, you can't get guys to be friends with you like that. You're coming off too strong." Wendy tells her. "Huh? I don't know what you mean. I'm a delight." Emily replied, confused. The lights flickered on and off, signaling the students to start heading to class. "Yeah, I'm sure you are nerd." Robbie mocks her.

Emily later finds Vito walking in the hallways to his new least favorite class, Civics. She then follows him like a lost puppy and people start snickering, giggling at Vito, much to his annoyance. "What the fuck are you dorks laughing at?" he hollers at them. "Nothing man, I'm just looking at your new pet." one of the students responded. Several students laughed. Vito turns around to find Emily just inches away from him. Normally he'd just punch and kick someone out of his face, but this time he's not a mobster anymore that can get away with almost anything scott free because his dad and crime family will bail him out every time, he must try being nice, the keyword being "try." "CAN YOU NOT FOLLOW ME!?" he screams at her. "But you rescued me." Emily said softly. "I DIDN'T, I KILLED A FEW BAD GUYS AND GOT SHOT. IF THERE'S ANYONE YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ITS WENDY!" Vito screamed at her. "So please for the love of god just piss off." Vito pleaded with Emily. Emily then runs away crying. Vito then gets a variety of dirty looks from the students, ranging from shock and disappointment. "She was stalking me! Of course, I'd scream at her and tell her to go away! How can you not say the same shit I just did?" he then asks the crowd, feeling angry and perplexed. They then look away and go on with their day, refusing to interact with him. "UGH!" he shouts as he continues to walk to class.

Hours later, he goes to Algebra class. When he gets inside class earlier than most so he could goof off for a few minutes, he finds Wendy Corduroy there too. They both look at each other casually for a second before his eyes look at the desk next to her for two seconds. Wendy then waves her arms and hands like a wacky, waving, inflatable arm flailing tube man while smiling with her mouth open, reserving the seat and desk next to her for him. He then sits down at the desk next to her. "How did she know I was a werewolf?" Vito asks Wendy, recalling the moment Malik recited a spell that wiped out any memory of him rescuing hostages and tearing Butch to gory shreds in front of their eyes. "I really don't know." Wendy answered. "I'm just glad that weirdo is off my back." Vito added, feeling relieved. "Yeah, but you really didn't have to scream at her like that dude." Wendy told him while she looked at the graffiti on her desk, adding her own graffiti on it too, drawing an axe. There is a crude drawing of Bill Cipher on the desk, skulls on it, a question why letters were added to math, a skull done by Robbie, a cannabis leaf sketched in green ink, the sentence "work hard, play hard," Wendy's last name misspelled as "borduroy" and her middle name Berble being mentioned, much to her annoyance. "How could you not? I mean I gave her a huge hint I wasn't interested in her, yet she followed me like a lost puppy." Vito then added after asking her. "It wasn't the fact you told her to buzz off, it was the way you said it that got people looking at you funny." Wendy brings it up to him. "I don't see what I said to this Emily girl was wrong." said Vito. "Seriously? Your volume was so loud it carried where I was man. It was like an echo. You gotta keep your cool and let people like her down gently." Wendy tells him. "But I had the worst year of my life which started from this day, September fifth. I can go on and on about it all. I don't know how to clam down." Vito laments. "Vito, its easy, you just got to let people down easy sometimes." She advised him. "Like you remember Dipper from the hospital, right?" Wendy asks him. "The kid with that trapper hat?" he asks her. "Yeah him. During the summer, I knew the whole time that he had a crush on me. He began to mean a lot to me as time went on, I had fun with him and his sister more than anyone that whole summer. It was certainly better than taking care of my dad and working as a cashier all summer." Wendy said to him. "So how did you reject him?" Vito asks. "I never confronted him about it till he told me he had a thing for me. I told him that I'm too old for him and that I always knew because of the things he often said under his breath, but I told him that I was so flattered. We remain friends to this day." Wendy tells him. "So what? You think I should just be friends with her? Emily? That dweeb? I could taste her nasty breath, and she was acting like Tootie from Fairy Odd Parents. Super needy and extremely annoying." Vito describes Emily to Wendy. "V, V, V, don't worry and ramble. I'll try to reason with her again, get her off your back and maybe get her mind off guys altogether." Wendy promises him. "You will?" Vito asks, feeling better by what she said. She puts her one of his shoulders and said, "I will man, trust me." she vowed to him with a confident smile. It meant a lot to him. He had a sense that she'd be better talking to people than he is. Then a certain someone comes in and ruins the moment. "Well, well well, look at we have here fellow allies, chud and slut." Stefanie insults Vito and Wendy, with two of her peers beside her. Stefanie recently dyed her hair blue to hide her white hair, is wearing a rainbow tie dyed shirt, blue shorts, a white plastic button pinned to her shirt that reads "ban all guns," and a green amulet that is taped back together. The friend on her right is a guy with light skin like Stefanie's, he has a ginger hippie haircut and a long beard, wearing baggy jeans and a Obumar shirt. The one on her left is a dark-skinned, obese girl with dreadlocks that reached the bottom of her neck and is wearing all black clothes, with a shirt with just a black fist clenched with a white circle in its background. They laugh along with her. Wendy looks away from Stefanie in disgust and anger, refusing to make any kind of contact with her, not saying a word to her. Vito stands up from his chair with clenched fists. "Excuse me bitch?" he asks her in a serious tone of voice while he cracks his neck. Stefanie sees that Vito is wearing a black US Marine Core t shirt under his black leather jacket. She makes a smug face and asks him sarcastically "You wanna join the marines to kill brown people with names you can't pronounce?" "I don't plan to anytime soon; it is my father's shirt." Vito answers. "Despite him being quite a character, he's still a better human being than you and your hippie dippy friends by a long shot. So why don't you take that crummy button off and shove it's pin right up your pussy hole? You gun grabbing, boot licking insect!" Vito tells her off while slowly reaching for his pocketknife behind his back. Wendy sees this and quickly grabs his arm before things could get worse. "Not yet V, not yet." Wendy said to him quietly while remaining in her seat. Stefanie walks away with her friends to find seats elsewhere in the back, as they make remarks, giggle and whisper to each other. "WHAT A LOUSY FUCKING CUNT." Vito comments. "I know right?" Wendy asks, knowing the type of scumbag Stefanie is. "I cannot BELIEVE I SHARE ANOTHER CLASS WITH THAT YAPPER, WHAT CROC OF SHIT." Vito mentioned. "Oh wow. I didn't know you have another class with that piece of work. I am so sorry my guy." Wendy feels sympathy for him. "Why did she call you a slut? Do you have history or something?" Vito then asks her. "Just forget it dude. Ignore her." Wendy told him. Vito wasn't buying it and is thinking about taking matters into his own hands to find out for himself.

During class, the redhead friend of Stefanie's goes to the bathroom, with Vito following him to Wendy see him using one of the urinals. "Hey Robin, is there a reason why Stefanie called her a slut?" he asks Robin. "Because she is one." Robin replied while peeing. "How?" Vito presses him. "She just is." Robin said, not elaborating any further. "Then I guess it's made up by Stefanie then, huh?" Vito tells Robin. Robin ignores him. Unsatisfied, Vito kicks Robin in the groin with the tip of his patrol boots, then kicks Robin in the back, and Vito pins Robin against the urinal with his fly open while he groans in pain. "LISTEN TO ME LIL TOAD, a friend of mine clearly had been pestered by your girlfriend you'd probably share like it's a blunt rotation. It's either you tell me why she does, then I'll let you leave, or I will dip your head in your own piss. Got it?" Vito orders Robin. "Woah, cool it with the toxic masculinity bro, I just told you the answer." Robin mocks Vito. He then bashes Robin's head against the wall. "What makes her a tramp Robin? Batman isn't coming to rescue you." Vito makes a comeback. "I don't know, I just saw nudes of her." Robin answers. "Leaked by who?" Vito questions him. Robin didn't answer, so Vito broke Robin's nose by bashing his head against the top of the urinal, causing him to have a nosebleed. "Who?" Vito asks him again. "I don't know! I don't know! All I heard is that someone who claimed to be her on Instagrab leaked nudes of herself for a few days till the account was deleted. I can send them to you if you like, everyone I know has them saved on their phones." Robin finally tells him what he knows. Vito found Robin's offer to be pig like, so he shoves Robin's head in his own urine, soaking it, while bashing his head multiple times into the urinal and puddle of urine, and then flushes it. Vito then whispers in Robin's ear "Remember if anyone asks, just tell them you tripped." before going back to Algebra class. A minute and a half came by. Vito is back in his seat, and Robin comes back too with a bloody nose and a urine-soaked head. The class is stunned to see him like this, except for Vito, who is giving him a dirty look the whole time as he gets back to his desk. "Robin, what happened to you? Do you need to go to the school clinic?" The teacher asks him. Vito continues to stare at him, expecting him to say something. "I tripped while using the urinal." Robin lies to the teacher. Wendy laughs out loud as well with half of the class laughing with her at Robin. "Hmmmm... you should more careful." Vito said to him in a condescending tone.

About an hour later, it's lunch period for Wendy and Tambry. "Oh my god Tambry, you should've seen Robin's face after he tripped a urinal at my class today." Wendy tells Tambry while giggling, showing a picture of Robin's blood and piss soaked self after he allegedly tripped, while they're waiting in line for their lunch. Tambry smiles at it. "Any friend of that plastic, teacher's pet deserves to trip while using the urinal. Stefanie makes me ashamed to have any dyed hair or highlights." Tambry said while they both get sloppy joes. "I swear Vito probably already hates Stefanie more than me right now, and I don't know how that's possible within a single day." Wendy guesses while getting yogurt and a pit cola. "Considering the type he is, Vito probably does." Tambry states while getting her own things. They finish getting their meals and as soon as they get out of the line to see Emily, sniffing and blowing her nose, while crying, still feeling down after Vito told loudly and bluntly to leave him alone. Wendy and Tambry feel sorry for her. "Damn, she's taking it harder than expected." Tambry said. "Yeah. I don't know how to help her. She looks like a lost cause." Wendy believed. "I felt the same way about Robbie too, but he's changed shortly when I started dating him. Maybe we can try changing her." Tambry suggested. "You're right about that, if he got over me, maybe she'll get over Vito. We can give this a shot." Wendy gave into the idea. They both sit at Emily's table. "Hey Emily, you're not still upset about Vito dumping you right?" Wendy asks. "YES!" Emily shouted. "Listen, I'm pretty sure it was Wendy who saved you. You're chasing after the wrong guy." Tambry stated. "But how? Every guy I've met is either an asshole or just ignores me." Emily said. "Okay, here's a major step if you want guys to pay attention to you. Change the attitude, the demeanor, and clingy behavior." Wendy tells her. "Okay. How do I start?" She asks them. "Get rid of any anything that reminds you of Vito is one way to move on from him, I've broken up with and gotten over plenty of guys before. Trust me on this one." Wendy tells her. "Umm… hmm…" Emily struggled to come up with something to say. "What? It's not like you have photos of himself shirtless or photoshopped pics of you with him, right?" Wendy jokes with Emily. "I have almost fifty of them on my phone actually. I'm even going to start a fan club of Vito." Emily admits, showing them pics of Vito Lupo she found online and photoshopped to be close to herself in selfies. One pic of her leans over a photoshopped pic of Vito, and she realizes in hindsight that he looks like he isn't happy being anywhere near him, feeling embarrassed. "Delete them as soon as possible." Wendy urged her. Tambry mouthed the word "Yikes" from seeing it. It reminded her of one viral picture of a lolcow her little brother sent her recently through a text. "I'm deleting them, all of them." Emily told her as she was deleting all the pics she had of Vito from her phone, with a frown on her face. "What about this book?" Emily asks as she pulls out her copy of one of the twilight novels for Wendy and Tambry to see. "You know Vito isn't anything like Jacob probably is like, right?" Tambry asks her. "You read twilight too?" Emily asks, getting a little bit excited. "No but I've heard about them. They're too mainstream for my tastes." Tambry said to Emily while texting on her phone. "What that's it? That's the reason why you're not interested in it?" Emily asks. "But we're girls, we're suppose to like cheesy, romantic stuff like this." She then said. Wendy scoffs at her comment by saying "Girl, they're too cheesy for me. I mean what kind of vampire just sparkles in the sunlight? They're suppose to get burned in the sunlight, not shine in it like their skin is covered in glitter." "Writers can't just make shit up about vampires." She then adds. "But they're fictional unlike werewolves like Vito soooo… yeah." Emily replies. "Are you new in town too?" Tambry asks. "Because this town has a lot more weird, supernatural stuff than just werewolves Emily. You won't believe what we saw." Tambry then mentions. "No, I got back from my summer vacation visiting relatives in Japan and South Korea two days ago. I live with one of my cousins at her house with her parents." Emily tells them. "Ah." Tambry replied. "Are there any other guys in your life?" Wendy asks Emily. "Other than my dad and uncle, no. Almost every guy treats me like a grenade." She answered. "Don't say that. I'm sure you'll be fine when it comes to finding a guy. How about that boy over there? He seems like your type." Wendy encourages Emily, as she points to a boy with brown hair, braces, zits on his face, a portal graphic t shirt and brown shorts, who is walking past by them. Then out of nowhere, Emily leaps in front of the boy's way to introduce herself. "Hi! My name is Emily Taoka! It's okay I like the portal games too, don't let my geeky and zit covered face fool you. I can be your real-life girlfriend and I'm single, you wanna go out with me?" Emily then asks him out. The boy begins to scream like a goat and sprints away from her. Wendy just laughs. "Weird I thought that'd work, boys like video games and gamer girls." Emily said, confused. "How? How would jumping in front of a guy in a spasm ever work?" Tambry asks.

Meanwhile Vito is in the computer lab on the first floor, skipping one of his classes to find information about Stefanie Schwab. He knows that she is the daughter of Timmothy Schwab, a senator for the democratic national committee (not a surprise to Vito) who is in a scandal at the moment for trying to cover up that his nephew was a pedophile and member of the cult, Children of Lamia. A cult that allegedly has ties to the elite according to anonymous sources online. The ones who talked about the children of lamia in books and tv interviews, all mysteriously died of suicide. One of them died in a failed robbery at night according to one article, and another shot himself five times in the back of his head allegedly. He wasn't interested in that at the moment and just wanted information about Stefanie, clicking out of the articles and children of lamia tabs on the browser as he found nothing about Stefanie being a member. Vito looks her name up to find out where she lives, a McMansion nearby the former Northwest Manor. He then types in Wendy's full name alongside Stefanie's, but then an animated paper clip with googly eyes abruptly appears at the bottom corner of the computer screen. "It looks you're stalking someone. Perhaps you should meet different people instead? I'm sure there is a single, hot mom in your area." The cartoon paper clip says. He clicks him out while grumbling "Stupid paper clip, I don't need your help." Vito then hears footsteps in the hallway, turns off the computer, and jumps out of one of the windows and into a bush by accident. "God dammit." He mumbled to himself as he gets off of it and brushes the branches and leaves off his jacket and hair. "I should've just gotten a yearbook from one of the offices." Vito thinks to himself in hindsight. He then gets back inside the school and comes across a group of students talking in one of the hallways and decides to eavesdrop on them from behind them, keeping his following distance couple of yards away from them, pretending to use his phone. "Man, who knew the daughter of Manly Dan would turn from zero to hero in less than a year." One of the students said to his friend on the right. "Wendy still ditched her friends though." She said to her friend. "Stefanie is an obnoxious twerp, liberal douche, and a fucking loser though. Everything about her sucks ass." The guy moaned. "You suck ass. Stefanie is awesome. What are you talking about? She sticks up for all the unpopular kids." The girl then mentioned before they went to their class through their door. "It seems like they do have quite the history. I can't say I'd blame Wendy for ditching Stefanie because Stefanie sucks, not even as a human being. But I wonder what her reasons for doing so are for." Vito wondered to himself as he heads back to his class.

An hour later he goes to his physics class, he sees that Wendy is there in one of the seats, much to his delight, but sees that Emily is there, much to his frustration. Wendy could clearly see that Vito is in a bad mood. "Yo what's up with you?" She asks him. "Do you have to ask?" Vito asks. "I am right now." She said to him. "Take a guess." Vito said to her, hinting that it's because Emily is in the class with them. "Dude, be patient. I just started talking to Emily. She's not taking it well." Wendy tells him. "Why is it that the crazy, ugly girl has to have a crush on me in my first few days of school?" He asks himself. "She's trying the best she can man!" Wendy tells him piercingly. "Yeah!" another girl in the classroom chimes in. Vito pauses for two seconds to realize what he said out loud wasn't cool. "I'm sure she is." Vito said. "Like what's her deal though is she like… autistic or something?" Vito asks Wendy quietly. "Bruh how should I know? Leave her alone and then ask her. She's in a bad mood like you are." Wendy then reminds him. "No, you ask her. I don't want to talk to her ever." Vito quietly tells her. The school bell then rings before they could argue anymore. Their physics teacher then starts to introduce himself. "Good afternoon class, my name is Doug McArthur, and no I'm not related to Douglas MacArthur." As he goes on, someone behind Vito tries to give him a folded note to him by poking him with it. Vito irritated by this, turns around and grabs the kid's arm. "If you don't stop that I'm going to shove it up your ass and out of your mouth." He then quietly threatens him. "Chill out, I'm giving this note." The kid that Emily tried asking out said to him. "Who wrote it?" Vito asks. "I don't know." The boy answered. "Then I guess it's not worth my time." Vito turns back around to face the teacher. "Just take it man." The boy said to him. Vito gives in and takes the note. It reads:

"Vito, there's something strange and paranormal happening in the school parking lot. I think you should check it out right now.

From,

A friend"

"The fuck?" Vito asks himself. "Why would this random student consider him or herself to be a friend of mine? I'm new in this school and I'm only friends with my neighbor so far and that's it, and this isn't her handwriting." Vito thinks to himself. He then puts the note inside one of his pockets, planning to go there anyway to see what the writer was talking about.

Thirty minutes later, Mr McArthur makes the class work on some physics practice problems. Vito goes up to Wendy at her desk, "Hey, I've got a note to meet see something paranormal in the parking lot, according to this random guy, whoever wrote this." He tells her while he shows her the letter he got, and points to the guy who gave it to him. "Rus gave this letter to you?" Wendy asks him. "Yeah, but he didn't write it, it's from someone else. I don't know who, best case scenario is that it's just a stupid prank." He answers her. "I should be back in five minutes." He then tells her. "Alrighty." Wendy said to him, as she cheats through the practice problems using mathway. The teacher didn't notice him leaving the class, nor did he see Emily start following Vito. She overheard his conversation with Wendy. Emily follows him to the school's parking lot to see nobody is there but Vito, waiting for something paranormal to happen. "There's nothing paranormal happening at all. A complete waste of time." Vito said to himself in frustration before he finds himself unable to move. Stefanie has him stuck through the amulet's telekinetic abilities. "Hello wolfy." Stefanie said to Vito. "The hell? How do you know that?" Vito demands her to answer. "I still remember you devouring that mass shooter leader in front of our eyes." Stefanie recalls. "First that creepy, stalker freak remembers, now you?" Vito asks. "I'm shocked the old man's spell didn't work on two people." Vito tells himself out loud by mistake. "A spell, well that makes sense. Nobody else remembers the incident except me and that wolf fetishist. I've always known this town was full of weird shit, and thanks to this journal I know all about it." Stefanie declares as she pulls out the second journal written by the author. "How did you get that!? How do you know I'm a paranormal investigator?" He presses her. "I found it, that's how." She answered him, refusing to elaborate. "Cool, when are you going to let me go already!? What did you do to Wendy!?" He crossly asks her, shapeshifting to his first werewolf form in anger. "More like what she did to me!" Stefanie gave him a snappy answer. "Aunt Wendy Borduroy betrayed me by leaving my marxist, intersectional, third wave feminist, progressive liberal, anti-chud, latinx, pro-womex, pro blacx, anti-gun, 2SOKLGBTQIA club and breaking up with me! The girl boss of social justice!" Stefanie loudly tells him. "Yeah, and? Also, that sounds like a computer password." He then tells her. "That makes her an Aunt Wendy and a bigot sympathizer." She attempts to explain. "And let me guess, you leaked nudes of your ex online?" Vito then asks her. "No! She did that herself with a new profile on instagrab! That is a white supremacist lie made by haters who're just jealous of my wealth and social status as a heroine." Stefanie tells him. "I'll take that as a yes." Vito mocks her. Stefanie gets very angry and slams him against one the cars in the parking lot, and then onto the pavement. "Fellow allies, sedate him and bag him, I've called the silver blades and they can't wait to have the head of V Wolf mounted one of their walls. This is for Robin." Stefanie tells her friends within the club. She knows Vito interrogated and beat the crap out of him. Two her friends place silver handcuffs on him turning him back into a human being and put a brown sack on his head. "What the fuck are you retards doing? Get the fuck off of me you twats!" Vito cusses them out while put in the back of a white van that has a silver blade graffitied onto its sides. Emily records all of this on her phone, getting the license plate info on her phone and everything, and rushes toward back to her class. "Wendy Wendy! I have some serious news! There's no time to explain because this is deadly serious!" She screams in the middle of their physics class. "Quiet! There's no need to start bawling again over your less then forty-minute relationship with that Vincent guy you claim is some Chewbacca." Mr McArthur told Emily. Everyone roars out of laughter except for Wendy. "Emily, just settle down and tell me." Wendy tells her as she finishes up her practice problems. Emily then shows her what happened to Vito Lupo from a video she recorded. Wendy's jaw dropped. "Oh crap. How do we find where these silver blade guys are?" She asks Emily. "I placed a tracking device in their van sometime after lunch since I took a calculated guess that they were going to do something terrible to my future boyfriend." Emily tells her. "He's never going to go out with you. You know that right?" Wendy then asks her. "Don't know, maybe he'll change his mind after we save him?" Emily speculates. "Like I said before, he's never going to go out with you, might be friends with you maybe, but I can assure you that he's not into you whatsoever." Wendy reminds her again. "Are we going to save him or not?" Emily asks her. "Of course, he saved me, and he's proven to be great friend to rely on, but first we got to have an excuse to leave school." Wendy tells her. "But how?" Emily asks.

Fifteen minutes, Emily and Wendy pretend to be sick to the physics teacher, acting lightheaded and tired after touching their uvulas. "Dude, we're both sick. We went to the bathroom because we had to throw up. I think there's something wrong with the cafeteria food." Wendy tells Mr McArthur. "Yeah. What did our school feed us?" Emily agrees with her. The teacher leans back on his chair and groans, facepalming. "Yeah sure, go ahead and just leave." He said to them both. "Thanks. Appreciate it." Wendy thanked him. They then go to the school parking to take Wendy's pick-up truck and get inside it. "You know where we're suppose to go?" Wendy asks Emily. "It looks like they're heading up the cliffs. Do you know how to drive?" Emily then asks her. "Kind of." She answers. Emily then begins giving her instructions on where to go. Unknown to them a crow follows them.

About twenty minutes later they find themselves locating the silver blades van in an abandoned smiley dip factory in a town part of Roadkill County named Rolling Tumbleweed, in Oregon's high desert. They left the thick woodlands and high mountains that Gravity Falls is known for, and into chaparral and desert that Roadkill County has. They had drove past many mesas and strange rock formations that made them feel like they were part an alien planet in some sci fi flick. "This is it, stop here." Emily tells her. They stop at the side of the road where they spot the van, get out of the pickup truck, and Wendy tells her to come with her to hide behind a giant boulder. "An old smiley dip factory? I thought those were banned here in the states." Wendy said. "Yes, they got banned here in America by the FDA in April of 1995 because they contained ketamine, LSD, and other hallucinogenic drugs in them." Emily tells her. "Where did you hear that?" She asks her. "I'm a Nyums nerd. I eat all their candy whenever I can." She tells Wendy. "Their goodies are so delicious." Wendy agrees. "So how do we go about this?" Emily asks Wendy. "Given what I went through yesterday, we need to do this quietly. We cannot let them know we're breaking in. It's going to be hard since there's barely any cover out here in the open. We need to distract the two guards by the wire gates. Let's pretend to be lost, and then when they're talking to you, I'll come out of the bed floor and ambush them." Wendy comes up with the plan. "Good idea. But you'll ambush them with what? I don't know how to drive." Emily then tells her. "Its not as hard as it sounds. I doubt you'd crash my car and have it burst into flames." Wendy encourages her. Wendy and Emily get back into the truck, she tells Emily how to drive and they pull up to wire gates where two Silver Blade members are guarding the gate with semi-automatic rifles. "Hi guys, I think I'm lost. Can you point me directions to mount hood?" Emily asks the gunmen. They look at each other funny, they thought that this girl was either messing with them or just flat out dumb. "Lady, if you just head by the way you came, head north and you should find it." One of the guards said. The one on his right then asks Emily "How old are you? Fifteen? Sixteen? Don't you teens always carry smart phones with you?" "Oh," Emily replies, struggling to come up with an answer. "I think I left it at home. I'm sorry I tend to forget things." Emily then replies. The guards shake their heads in frustration. "Good god." One of them of them says while pinching their nose while closing their eyes. Then Wendy pops out of the bed floor of the truck and shoots them both in the head with her repeating crossbow, killing them. Emily then covers her mouth in shock. "Oh my god, you killed them." Emily said to Wendy. "Yes, but they're holding our friend captive. Do you think they're just going to let him go?" Wendy then asks them. "Follow me." Wendy instructs her. Emily then follows her inside the building.

While they were breaking inside and killing bad guys. Vito wakes up to ice cold water being thrown at his face. He was stripped of his leather jacket and utility belt, which were laying on a table in front of him and was strapped to a wooden chair with silver cuffs attached to its arms, in a dirty room littered with trash and covered in graffiti, only thing that remained in the room was a 1994 calendar, with an unfamiliar face. The room looks like it used to be an office before it closed down. The silver chair disabled his supernatural abilities, accelerated healing, invulnerability, regenerating limbs and body parts, super strength, speed, agility, everything. The man that threw the water on his face is wearing a fur coat with a tactical vest and pants underneath. "Ah you're awake. I have to say it's an honor meeting V Wolf in person. Can't say I'm not a fan." The torturer said to Vito. "Who the hell are you? And where am I?" Vito asks in an unhappy mood. "Might as well tell you since you'll be dead soon. I'm Chester, member of the silver blades. We hunt werebeasts and other creatures of the night to keep humanity safe from bloodthirsty monsters like you." Chester answered him. "FUCK YOU! You know jack shit about me asshole!" Vito shouts at him, before spitting snot on his face. "Language!" Chester shouts back at him, and then punches him in the face with brass knuckles, knocking out one of his teeth off. "You don't think we don't know about the nasty things you've done as your time working for that fraud?!" Chester snaps at him. He flips the silver chair over, with Vito facing the ceiling. Chester then grabs a gallon of brown, dirty water in a plastic jar. "They said I can have a little bit of fun with you till the ceremony where we skin you alive as a werewolf. Your pelt could make a nice blanket." Chester tells him as he starts waterboarding Vito. He turns his head away from the disgusting water being poured onto his face. "Come on! I thought dogs like being in the water!" Chester teased him. After he's done emptying the jar of water onto him, he pulls Vito back up by lifting the chair up. "Alright, while you dry up. I'm going to take shit. Nobody likes the smell of a wet dog." Chester tells him as he leaves the room. This gives Vito a chance to break loose of the restraints. He noticed that the chair's arms had cracks in them, if he could move his arms around a bit he could break the chair's arms off, get his gear and escape. But there's one problem, he doesn't have the keys to get him off the cuffs. "Here's hoping they are dumb enough to leave all my stuff in utility belt." Vito thinks to himself. He shakes around till he breaks the chair's arms, and he gets himself free. Vito searches through the pouch in his belt that has lock picks, he's found only one pick and has a pocketknife to break free of his silver restraints. When Vito starts to break loose of his silver cuffs, he heard some familiar voices in the vents above him. "Shiiiiiiiiit!" Wendy and Emily cry out as the air vents above him collapse. Vito catches both Wendy and Emily, which ends having him fall into the ground from the weight of both of them. "V!" "Vinnie!" Emily and Wendy say to him as they lie on top of him. "DON'T EVER CALL ME VINNIE." He said to Emily. "You can both get off of me now." Vito then said to both of them. They both get off of him. "Thanks for coming to rescue me. I thought you were never going to find out I was kidnapped. How did you two find me?" Vito asks them. "Emily placed a tracking device on their van, and it led us here." Wendy tells him. "So stalker crap, got it." Vito said, a bit creeped out by what she did. "Seriously? Right now? Without her I wouldn't have known, we wouldn't be here, and you'd probably be dead. Tell her you're sorry." Wendy tells him with a stern tone of voice. Vito realized what he said was douchey, so he decided to say sorry. "I'm sorry about what I said, it was a dick thing for me to say but please understand social boundaries next time and not try to ask me out or call me 'Vinnie' ever again." Vito tells Emily. Emily stops feeling down and smiles. "Sure thing V, and your welcome." Emily tells him.

"Guys I've heard a loud noise from the main office! Some idiots must have snuck in!" One of the silver blade members said while running to the worn-out office room with a shotgun. "They left a handful of bodies in their midst. Whoever these specks of smegma are, I'm going to flay them alive and have their heads on pikes!" One of the other silver blade members screamed. Emily, Vito and Wendy knew they were in trouble. "Quick, get these cuffs off of me." Wendy breaks the cuffs off with Vito's tools while Emily hides by the door, with a steel rebar while crouching down. Vito puts on his utility belt, wraps his leather jacket around his waist and then transforms into his first werewolf form and climbs onto the ceiling with his claws. Wendy gets her crossbow holstered around her back pulls out a handgun she looted from one of the silver blades she killed and goes into one of the corners away from the door, while holding her hatchet in the other hand, waiting for them to come out. Two of them come into the room and get ambushed by Emily breaking one of their legs with the rebar, with Wendy finishing him off with a hatchet to the skull, and Vito pouncing on the other one, biting into the man's throat and breaking and crunching the man's bones. Vito gets off the dead man and grabs what used to be his automatic rifle with a drum magazine. "How do we get the hell out of here?" V Wolf asks Emily and Wendy. "We should try coming back form where we came." Emily thinks. "No that's what they'd be expecting, we need to try to find a different way to leave without dying." Wendy suggests. "You know what? I have a better idea. Let's just kill everyone in our way out of this dump, I'll have fun with the remains." V Wolf proposed. "Okay." Emily goes along with his idea. "Dude, you had me there until that last part." Wendy said to V Wolf. "Wait, what's going on? We're all coming up!" One of the silver blades said. The trio then hear more people coming up the stairs. "Hey, I'm not much use in a fight but I took some things that could be useful." Emily said, and then gives them a bunch of rolled up packets. "What's in them?" Wendy asks her, confused. "How this is this shit going to help?" V wolf asks Emily also. "It's unprocessed smiley dip, they can cause targets to hallucinate immediately with just one dose of it to their face." She explains it to them. "They better fucking work." V Wolf said, doubtful it'd work. Wendy takes a handful of packets from Emily. Emily keeps a handful herself while V Wolf just gives them his. He felt more comfortable shooting, hacking, and slashing his way through. They wait for them for come to the door, as the footsteps grew louder and louder, and as they got closer and closer to them, Emily leans out of the door and throws a packet at one of the silver blades while shouting "Pocket Smily dip!" The unprocessed smiley dip makes the silver blade members in front of Emily, in the hallway from downstairs immediately start hallucinating. One of them think she hears giant spiders behind her, she turns around shoots one of her friends behind her in the chest and legs with her handgun and gets shot herself in the chest via a shotgun slug through the head. While her friend next to her starts cutting his skin off with his knife off to get rid of what he thinks are spider eggs laid inside of his skin. V Wolf pops out of the doorway and sprays an entire hail of bullets at them all, killing them. Only for more to show up, Wendy leans out of the doorway and shoots at them too with V Wolf. They kill a bunch of them, three more of them. "I'm shocked that none of them are wearing body armor. For werebeast hunters they do suck ass." V Wolf admits while transforming back into a human. "You're telling me, their aim is all over the place. They're like stormtroopers." Wendy said. They start walking down the stairs with Emily behind them, almost like she's using them as human shields. "I reckon you're not wearing my old body armor, are you?" He asks Wendy. "You're freaking kidding me, right? I'm wearing it right now underneath my tank top. How can anyone not stay strapped while in this town or anywhere in this county after what happened weeks ago?" Wendy then asks him a rhetorical question. "That's great to hear Wendy. Which reminds me, I gotta go to that 'Toy Store' and buy a new set of body armor with four level plating." said Vito. "Did your parents find the guns and machete you took from that house?" Wendy asks as they go down the stairs. "Thankfully no." Vito told her. Emily took a fur coat from one of the dead bodies that wasn't riddled with bullet holes. "Is it stealing that I took something from a dead body?" Emily asks them. "It's not like they're going to need that shit anymore." Vito answers her. "Who cares?" Wendy asks her back. "What do their bullets look like by chance?" Vito asks her when they get onto the catwalk. She unloads the magazine in the M9 Beretta to see for herself. "They're your kryptonite dude." Wendy said. "Mother fucker." Vito moaned. "There they are! Stop these trespassers and kill the werewolf!" One of the werebeast hunters said to his friends. There were eight of them left below the catwalk and taking cover behind the assembly lines and crates, one of those eight are Vito's torturer. Emily throws unprocessed smily dip at them from above. Two of them get hit back the packets of unprocessed smiley dip begin seeing things and start shooting at the ceiling and walls where they think snake people are crawling out of holes to anally probe them. Two of them try to help them but end up getting shot by the intoxicated werebeast hunters, forcing the others to shoot them dead. Vito and Wendy shoot at the bad guys while running down the stairs to the ground floor, with Emily hiding behind Vito. They take cover behind one of the thick metal crates. "Three down, five to go. Why can't I get special clearance or some crap to bring my gear to school?" Vito asks. "I forgot my flash bangs." he added. "Ask that after we kill these bozos." Wendy said to him. "Where the Jiminy cricket did this son of bitch come from?" One of the werebeast hunters asked, taken off guard by another intruder behind them. It's Malik, and he's casting electrokinetic bolts at the remaining silver blades. The electric bolts are so powerful that they make their bodies disintegrate to ashes once they hit them. Malik kills two of the five werebeast hunters, while Wendy leans out of cover and shoots one of them in the chest and Vito turns into his first werewolf form and slashes and hacks two of them, including the guy who was torturing him. V Wolf ripped off the arm of the guy to his torturer's left and then smacks his torturer in the head really hard with the arm he ripped off, blood was spilling everywhere. His torturer sees Malik and shoots at him only his bullets to be stopped by a force shield Malik conjured with the palm of one of his hands. Meanwhile V Wolf kept slashing and beating his torturer's face to an unrecognized state, with the man's rib cage open and organs exposed and bleeding from being ripped apart. Emily screams in fright when she sees the man she's crushing on mauling another man alive. "V! He's dead! Besides you just ate like a minute ago! Relax." Wendy tells V Wolf. "Listen to her V." Malik orders him. When he heard their voices, he stops what he's doing and transforms back into a human in five seconds as he gets off of his tormentor. Vito felt nothing about what he did and cracks his knuckles, with a stern look on his face. "I get why you followed him here. You can't leave a friend behind, but please let me and the thunderbirds know in advance before you do something brazen like this." Malik said to Wendy. "YOU ARE LUCKY THAT YOU SURVIVED WITH VITO DURING THE SIEGE." Malik then added. "Yeah, yeah, I know. Look dude, I survived the apocalypse. I can handle myself in situations like this." Wendy assured him. "That's good to know, but here's my contact information anyway, plus you can call your dad too, he's part of my team too. And for Christ's sake DON'T BRING CIVILIANS INTO THIS." Malik tells her, giving her a copy of the same card he gave to Vito days ago by handing it out to her. Wendy takes the card. "She led me here man. Emily is the whole reason why we got Vito rescued to begin with." Wendy tells him. "Uh huh. Just an fyi, you and that schoolgirl aren't the only ones keeping tabs on him." Malik tells her. Wendy looks over to Emily to see that she is in distress, throwing up from looking at the mutilated corpse, and walks towards her over to check if she's okay. Emily swore she could taste the dead body. "Malik, about that spell you cast, it didn't wipe everyone's memories. That girl Wendy is talking to, and this Stefanie bitch remember me busting in as a werewolf." Vito informs his captain. "It appears so unfortunately. Sometimes on occasion spells don't work because the user lacks or runs out of the proper mana to conduct a spell." He explains to him. "What you mean by that?" Vito asks. "You know how someone runs out of stamina while running? That's what I mean. Magic users, wizards, witches, warlocks or whatever you want to call them don't have an infinite amount of energy for spells and enchantments." Malik noted to him. "How did you find us?" Vito then asks. "I followed you and Wendy and Emily by shapeshifting into a crow and flew my way here. Moe noticed something was up when he was tracing you to a strange location, the gear we've given to you as a PAD agent have hidden tracing devices within them." Malik answered him. "Why didn't you do anything till just now?" Vito asks. "It looks like Wendy and Emily didn't need help till you guys got into a firefight inside. You and Manly Dan's daughter Wendy proved that you're both spec ops material. It's when you got stuck behind cover out manned and out gunned that I flanked them from behind." Malik answered him. "And one more thing, I know who got me kidnapped by these assholes. It was Stefanie Schwab, she left me to get killed by these silver blades and now I want to kill her for what she did to me and what I believe whatever she and her 'allies' did to Wendy." Wendy overheard this and it quickly gets her attention, and she begins to eavesdrop on them. Emily overheard this too and barges into the conversation by shouting "NOOOOOOOOO!" "Don't you know that using your powers for self gain is what super villains do?" Emily then asks Vito. "If you know anything about me, half of the stuff I did with my supernatural abilities was for self gain." Vito told her bluntly. "What?" Emily asks. "Nothing, just screw it. Forget what I said." Vito said. "I FORBID IT. Even if Stefanie Schwab did this to you, you can't do it. We're government employees and we can't criticize or go after politicians or any of our superiors." Malik ordered him. "WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!? AFTER LEAVING ME FOR DEAD AND HANDING ME OVER TO THOSE ANIMALS!? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?" Vito screams in anger. "Yeah man! Emily has it filmed on camera and everything! Can't you feds do anything about it?" Wendy then asks. Wendy then shows the business card to Emily so she can send the info to Malik via a text message with a file attachment. "I'm sending you the video to you sir." Emily tells him, after she was done blowing chunks and cleaning her face. "Okay, I'll take a look at it later. Like I said before, DON'T GO AFTER STEFANIE SCHWAB. YOU HEAR ME? If this is true, we'll do it by the book. The last thing we need is a senator's kid dead through getting blood eagled, and she's part of a very powerful political family. Don't do anything stupid." Malik said to Vito, Wendy and Emily. "And Emily, DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED HERE? You hear me? Never." Malik warned her. He then disappears under a puff of smoke. Vito grabs his torturer's carcass and tosses it through one of the windows, smashing through the glass and yells in rage. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS UTTER HORSE SHIT!" Vito shouts. "We can't this long for a trial to happen! I refuse to wait this long, that BITCH, that absolute THUNDER CUNT is going to FUCKING DIE FOR LEAVING ME FOR DEAD!" Vito screams at the top of his lungs. Emily becomes even more frightened, but at the same time turned on. "Emily you should go back to the truck. I'm going to have a private chat with Vito here. We'll drive back home once we're done, okay?" Wendy tells Emily. "Okay. It's been a wild day for me. I hope you'll all do okay. What did Stefanie do to you?" Emily asks her as she was leaving to Wendy's truck. "Maybe some day, it's a long and personal story." Wendy tells her.

"So, did you figure out what happened between me and the bitch?" Wendy asks him. "I asked one of her white knights about it in the bathroom, he wouldn't budge so I got creative with my interrogation techniques, and he told me some chump who claimed to be you on social leaked nudes of yourself. He then offered to send nudes of you to me in hopes I'd stop pressing him, so I made him taste his own piss. Plus, I eavesdropped on some students talking about you leaving some club of her's last school year." Vito told her the truth. Wendy immediately raises hand for a high five and he gives her one. "Nice." Wendy replied. "Yes, I was part of a secret… furry club. I helped lead the group as vice president, with Stefanie as president. We used to be friends, but like more than just friends. She used to be a normal, decent person until something happened to her. Stefanie slowly began changing for the worst." Wendy tells him. Vito raised an eyebrow, confused. She doesn't look like she'd wear a two-thousand-dollar fur suit to him. Plus, he remembers what Stefanie said and that Wendy stopped showing interest in guys last time he checked. "I had fun managing the group at first, made a lot of friends like Lee and Nate through that group, but Stefanie became more and more a whiny jerk during our freshman year. She got really, really annoying about politics that it went to a point where she was over the top about everything, and I just couldn't reason with her. Lots of people laughed at her for the things she'd say and do, and I eventually stopped defending her and confronted her about it since it alienated a lot of people from joining it. It didn't end well." Wendy told him. "So that's why you broke up with her and went your separate ways with her?" Vito then asks, choosing not to confront her about Stefanie told him. "Oh no, it gets way worse." Wendy replied. "Stefanie opened her fat mouth about the group so she could be seen as 'stunning and brave,' (her words not mine) by putting up posters about the group all over town and they featured my god damn full name to it. It got a lot of people getting bullied for being a furry, and even some were kicked out of their homes just for that. I never wanted to speak to her ever again for that and left the group." Wendy informed him. "So, they all get treated like dirt, for having a hobby, right? And after all of that, she posed as you online and leaked your pictures after you cut her off. Didn't she?" Vito asks, theorizing. "Yeah, she went that far at the end of last school year, and I had a clear understanding why and what kind of person she really is. My dad told the school about it and tried to get them to expel her, but they didn't because her parents had that much money and power to keep her from getting into any trouble for it. All the staff and teachers, including the principal were all like: 'Oh no, she'd never do anything like that at all. Stefanie is a perfect little angel.' At the last day of school as a freshman, I got arrested for no reason whatsoever, blaming me for knocking her ass with a bag full of schoolbooks and a steel chair in the back of her neck, and dad bailed me out." Wendy tells Vito. "What happened to you after your dad discovered you were a furry?" Vito asks. "I can't imagine it was a super positive experience." He noted. "Actually, he was surprisingly cool with it. In fact, he and my brothers were extremely supportive of me." Wendy admits. "Your dad sounds like a swell person already, certainly better than mine." Vito tells her. "Probably, but even he has his own problems. Look Vito, you can't just kill anyone you don't like. I wish we could in this case but no. Like I was saying though, she fucked everyone over. Everybody in the club. I was treated like a total pariah by those who stayed with Stefanie who refer to me as 'Boyduroy or Aunt Wendy,' and the rest of the school who thought I was a shameless tramp. At least I had a few friends left who left the group with me and stuck with me and made new ones during the summer." Wendy tells him, looking on the bright side. "Plus, you're now seen as a national fucking hero, while the rest of the country thinks I was there too I guess." Vito said to her. "True." Wendy said to him. "What do we about this sex offender instead of eviscerating her and her whole family?" Vito asks her.

Eleven Thirty PM

Wendy, Vito, Lee, Nate, Emily, and Tambry stop by the Schwab residence to pull off a prank on Stefanie and her family while wearing masks. They park across the street from their mansion, in front of the Northwest's new home, a smaller mansion than their last one. Both the Schwab's and Northwest's mansions looked like they were designed by Frank Loyd Wright. "What is in that package bomb your friends made?" Vito asks Wendy. "Oh man, you won't believe this. Lee and Nate collected a bags of dog feces, pig blood and horse cum and put them in a letter bomb they took from Carlos at the Toy Store when he wasn't looking." Wendy told him. "There's a lot of blind spots in that military surplus store. It was too easy. All Robbie did was do small talk to Carlos at the register and he barely noticed a thing." Nate mentioned to him. "And we took some things after tipping over some cows at the petting zoo." Lee said. "I'm amazed that most of the animals near that nuclear waste dump aren't mutated like that cow. What's her name?" Tambry asks. "Octopussy? I don't know." Wendy guesses. "Are we ready to do this?" Vito then asks. "Yes, we're ready. Put it in the mailbox guys." Wendy tells Lee and Nate. Lee and Nate then put the prank bomb in the Schwab's mailbox. They bribed the guards to go for a midnight snack two minutes earlier. "It's in, now let's get the hell out of here." Lee tells them. Lee and Nate hop back into the truck. "See? Wasn't that easier and more fun than giving them a letter with that white powder?" Wendy asks Vito. "Eh, if you say so. I wish I could see that look on that weasel's face when it blows up." Vito said to her. "That's what I like to hear. You don't always have resort to violence when it comes to revenge. You just have to be sneaky and pull crazy pranks on them instead." Wendy tells him. "Can we make Stefanie out to be a whore too? But do it at a whole new level just make her learn a lesson?" Vito asks her. "Holy crap, why didn't I think of doing that? That's a good idea. Karma can be so sweet when it happens to someone you hate." Wendy replied to him. "What is this white powder stuff was he talking about?" Emily asks Lee. Lee then jests her by saying "Powdered sugar." They continue driving down to drop Wendy's friends off and go home.

Next morning

Stefanie wakes up for school and goes downstairs to eat breakfast with her mom and dad. "Good morning mom and dad." Stefanie says to her mom and dad. "Morning Stefanie dear, how's that marxist, intersectional, third wave feminist, progressive liberal, anti-chud, latinx, pro-womex, pro blacx, anti-gun, 2SOKLGBTQIA club of your's doing huh?" Her mom asks her. "Amazing mom, ever since Aunt Wendy Blerble Boyduroy and her chud minions have left the group after I brought my allies out of the closet, it's more woke than ever and nonexistent of racism and sexism and homophobia and bigotry." Stefanie brags to her mom. "I never asked this before Stefanie, but what makes them bigots and 'uncle toms and aunt wendies again?'" Her dad Timothy Schwab asks their only child and daughter. "They didn't want to come out of the closet, didn't embrace the true meaning of diversity, inclusivity and equity, mine; and worse of all, they criticized my mostly female, colored, and disabled Star Wars and Marvel fan fiction without all that toxic crap like the sexy females and lack of having a real message. Wendy, Tambry and her toad chuds said they weren't genuine and weak, that my OCs were part of a gimmick, didn't stick to the original source material of either of those worlds, too political and biased, and lacked any kind of real substance." Stefanie explains to her dad. "I don't know if that counts as bigotry, but okay. I believe it. They must be using dog whistles or something." Timothy Schwab goes along with Stefanie's side of the story. "I'm sure more people will like them than just your friends in the club. You'll have your dream job as a famous activist, journalist, and politician just like your father." Her mom encourages Stefanie. "Oh, believe me she will." Timothy said as he chuckles. "Señor Schwab, un paquete para usted." One of their butlers said to Timothy. "Gracias." He replied. He sees the package, and it said it's from Barack Obumar. He squeals in joy like a little schoolgirl. "You won't believe this! I got a package from the president of the United States himself!" Timothy announces to his family, holding the package like how Link holds up an item. Stefanie's jaw dropped. "OH MY. MY FAVORITE EXOTIC, CHOCOLATE, SEXUAL FANTASY HAS SENT US A PACKAGE TO US!? US!?" His wife asks in delirium. "Helping him into the White House to prove we're not racists was totally worth beating those Nazis in the last election!" Timothy said. Stefanie screams in glee. "What is it, Daddy?" She asks. "Dunno, maybe he's going to replace that child sniffing weirdo as VP." Timothy guesses. "Let's pray that it is." His wife said, crossing her fingers. "Oh boy." Timothy says while slowly opening the package. The package then explodes and dog feces, pig blood and horse semen cover the entire dining room, the table, parts of their kitchen, and all over their food, clothes, and faces.

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