V Wolf, A Gravity Falls Story: Act 2

by BobbyE

While Vito is off trying to balance his life as a high school student and as a paranormal investigator, Dipper and his friends start suspecting the federal government's activities in Gravity Falls. Dipper believes that a shadow government is in control of the town and all of Roadkill County after noticing the Weirdmageddon dome. Gravity Falls has gotten stranger than ever.

2. Chapter 2

V Wolf, A Gravity Falls Story: Act 2 Episode 2, Doll Tale

It's the afternoon, and it's been five days since the Pines twins and their parents first moved to Gravity Falls, they've been going to Astor middle school for a few days, where Al Lupo, Pacifica Northwest, and Gideon Gleeful go to as well. They all sit down in their class they share with them, English where the teacher is about to make them do a presentation of how their summers went. "Remember, we cannot tell anyone what happened during the summer. Got it?" Dipper asks her. Mabel then gives him a thumbs up. "Ugh, this school is already the worst. It's bad enough for me and my family being reduced to multi millionaires. Now this crap?" Pacifica moans. "Welcome to the ninety nine percent, kind of." Mabel tells her. "Lady you're still rich." Dipper tells her. "What are you upset about this time?" He then asks her. "Me and my parents live in a smaller mansion next door to our rivals, the Schwabs, and my mom can't afford to get me a special tutor anymore. So, I have to go to this stupid public school instead, all because my dad invested in Weirdness bonds. My dad said I disgraced our family name with how looked in that photo shoot a second time this week." Pacifica explains, looking sad. "What is that wiener head talking about? You looked beautiful. Plus, he tried to team up with that floating Dorito chip. I wouldn't listen to him." Mabel tries to cheer her up. Pacifica groans and hides her face in shame by putting her head against her desk. "What do you think of how she looked in that magazine cover Dipper?" Mabel then asks Dipper. "What? What magazine cover? I didn't see it." Dipper dodges the question, blushing for a brief moment, pretending he didn't know what his sister was talking about. Pacifica is confused by Dipper's reaction. "How the heck did he not see it or hear about it?" She thinks to herself. Gideon sees Mabel and tries to sit next to her only for Al to take the seat instead. "Gangsters, what's up guys?" Al greets Dipper and Mabel. Gideon glares at Al, pouting and picking somewhere else to sit, sitting next to Candy. "Thanks Al." Mabel tells him. "Don't mention it." Al tells her. Al noticed that Gideon has been glaring at him for taking that spot Gideon has been trying to get for days this week, and Mabel was avoiding eye contact with the pale, baby-faced boy who is clearly trying too hard to come across as a normal kid. "Say my Al senses are tingling, isn't there like some history between you two that you haven't told me yet?" Al asks his new friend. "It's a long story, I rather not get into it now." Mabel tells him. "How bad is it?" He then asks. "Dude, it's personal. Just stop." Dipper tells him. The bell then rings, and the teacher begins to make an announcement for the class "Students your presentations are due today. First up is Al." She said to the class. Al walks up to the chalk board and begins his presentation. "Me and my family had a summer vacation in Malibu before we moved to Gravity falls from New York City. We partied, seen the sites, got autographs, are good food, and I even spent the night with a certain girl, nay, a woman from Hollywood, an actress." Al reads his first paragraph to the class. Most of the class is awe except Dipper and Pacifica who can see right through the bullshit already. "Yet it's not nearly as exciting as my other friend's summer vacation in Glass shard beach. His name is Elliot, and his dad is a capo in a mob family, who had all of Elliot's bullies go to trips to the hospital and had taught him how to do various chores. Not cleaning his room and toilet, wash the dishes or anything gay like that, no no. Elliot's dad taught him how to make Molotov cocktails by filling beer and wine bottles with mostly gasoline, a fourth of orange juice, rendered pieces of animal fat, and attach cotton rags in their tops. He also taught him how to make pipe bombs and machine guns from nothing but instructions from the anarchist cookbook." Al then ends his presentation and walks to his desk. The teacher then grades his presentation as an F instantly. "Your story is the biggest load of BS I've ever heard in this month, and Tiffany told me that she saw an eight grader with bag of pot in their locker." Pacifica laid on the line with Al. "Ooo really? What did that eighth grader look like? Is he or she selling? And how did you know I was lying?" Al asks her, curious while checking her out. "I just can okay." She tells him while applying makeup, noticing that the teacher is facepalming out of frustration. "NEXT STUDENT PLEASE." The teacher announces to her class crossly. Gideon is up next; Mabel is crossing her fingers he doesn't say anything about her at all.

Five minutes later, Dipper and Mabel were cringing hard. Mabel covers her face with one of her schoolbooks as he was speaking, and Dipper is dumbfounded that Gideon clearly didn't learn anything during the summer. "And that's how I started to learn to not be evil, and all thanks to the Pines family, Mabel especially." Gideon says while winking at Mabel. "I'm done teacher." Gideon ends his speech, giving the English teacher a shiny apple. "That was the sweetest presentation yet. A plus." The teacher said while smiling. "Bruh. That's all I can say to that, bruh." Al stated, stunned that someone can be this cheesy. "I can't believe I feel sorry for you in a not ironic way this time." Pacifica whispers to Mabel, feeling empathy for her former rival. "Did he learn anything at all?" he asks himself. "No, he didn't." Mabel said in agony.

After their English class is over, Al, Mabel and Dipper chat with each other before leaving for their last classes by their lockers. "How much makeup do you bet that cabbage patch kid wears? And why are grown ass men always hanging out with him? I saw two biker looking dudes that took a kid outside just because he mocked him for his height today." Al noted. "More than Pacifica that's for sure." Mabel answers. "Well at least I'm happy that I'm not the shortest kid in school." Dipper said in relief. "Just don't say that around Gideon okay." Dipper then tells Al. "Why shouldn't I tell him off when he acts like a brat? What makes him special?" Al wonders. "You're telling me but listen to my nerdy brother's advice. It's for your own safety. Okay?" Mabel insists. Al's smart phone then begins ringing, the ringtone was song called dead wrong, by Biggie Smalls featuring Eminem. "Yo bro, what's up?" Al asks Vito after accepting the call. "Uh huh, uh huh. Wait what did mom and dad do in the back of Skull Fracture?" Al asks. "Look, I don't think you need to know what they did. Short story short, they got themselves in trouble and are going to be staying in the Roadkill County jail here at Gravity Falls tonight. They don't trust us to in our own home by ourselves so we're going to be staying somewhere else for the night." Vito tells him over the phone. "Really? Okay. How about we stay at Mr Pine's house with Dipper and Mabel for the night. Their dad and grandpa are going to be out for that night too." Al asks his brother. "I was thinking about somewhere else but okay, I'll bring Wendy along to help baby sit too." Vito said to Al before hanging up. Al then puts his phone away in one of his pockets for an announcement to make. "Yo niggas, you up for a sleepover?" Al asks Dipper and Mabel. "Am I? I'm always ready for one!" Mabel tells him happily. "Don't ever say that word, but sure you can come over. What's the occasion?" Dipper then asks Al. "Oh, my parents are out of town for tonight, and they don't trust me and Vito at the house, so we need to find a different place to stay." Al tells him. "That's ridiculous, when we had the house to ourselves back in California for some nights, everything turned out fine." Mabel said. "What did you guys do?" Dipper asks. "Nothing, other than having an absolute banger at our old home in New York, which was a penthouse in none other than Manhattan before our parents busted it." Al gave them the short story. "Got it." Dipper said. "I'll get everything ready. I have a special surprise for you called Mabel juice. See you at our house Al." Mabel said to Al as she and her brother start walking to their classes. "Didn't you just ruin the surprise?" Dipper asks his sister a rhetorical question. "Mabel juice? What did she mean by that?" Al asks himself. Al then makes a mischievous grin.

Two hours later.

It's four in the afternoon. Vito and Al arrived at their house and have to packed up for the night with the Pines twins at their house. "Yeah, I'm happy to baby sit the Pines twins with you Vito. It's a bummer you guys can't have the house all to yourselves though. Why is that?" Wendy asks Vito over the phone. "Because my mom is a bitch and my dad is a bastard, that's why." Vito tells her. "I can imagine." Wendy said. "You're ready? Do you want to come with me in my truck or just met me there?" Wendy asks him. When Vito is about answer, he overhears Al shouting a bunch of obscenities while playing a game. "Hell the fuck yeah! That's right bitches! You're all a bunch of thieves, rapists, gang members out to take our women, and you came here illegally! You swines! You sons of motherless goats!" Al was shouting. His curses echoed through the house. "I'll text you what I'm going to do. I need to talk to Al." Vito tells Wendy before hanging up the phone. Vito walks over to his little brother's room. The aesthetics of the wallpaper and the carpet in Al's room are Y2K futurist. It's one of the most 90s/2000s looking things Vito ever seen, along with the artificial aquarium lamp which has moving pictures of fish one of his shelves. "You don't think I couldn't hear you from the living room?" Vito asks Al. "What? I was just trash talking during a game. No different than how you and your friends talked on voice lobby chats while playing Halo." Al dismisses Vito's scolding of his language. "Well just because I used to say that garbage online with my friends online doesn't make it okay for you to say that shit." Vito tells him. "Bro I am playing this game's single player campaign, just killed a bunch of bad guys with white phosphorus. It's not like I was talking to anybody on the mic." said Al as the cutscene continues. The game then cuts the protagonists finding out they burned over fifty civilians alive to death with the mortar rounds they were firing. Vito and Al see what transpired in the scene and Al is shocked while Vito kept his calm and stopped being stern. He's played this game before. "Oh, oh no. Oh my god." Al said, feeling bad about the things he was saying before. "Yeah, feels bad man. Doesn't it?" Vito teases Al. "Bro let's just go." Al shakes his head and turns off his Xbox 360 and then his tv. While Vito sees a boxes of pineapple juice Al left on the floor.

They get into Vito's car with Al sitting in the back, and he starts driving to the Pine twins' house, with Vito following Wendy's truck there. "Hey if I'm going to be in your new car, is it okay if we listen to my music?" Al asks Vito, as he was listening to the car's navigational system. "If it's anything but over synthesized, robotic sounding pop music, or country, I'm okay with it." Vito answered. "Which station do you want?" He then asks Al. "Nine eight point one." Al requests. Vito then turns on the radio and sets it to that station, a local rap and hip-hop radio station in roadkill county that is plays a lot of the songs he heard in the radio stations in Grand Theft Auto Four, and a song he and Wendy share a mutual hatred of. "I saw a litters of pineapple juice on your floor that would amount to a gallon at least. Since when did you suddenly get into drinking it? I thought you hate it." Vito then mentions. "I have my reasons." Al answers. "What made you want to stay with the Pines rather than stay at the Corduroy's house? They live right across the street from us. You realize that right?" Vito asks, confused. "Eh, I just feel like it." Al responded. Vito wasn't buying it. "Al are you just going there because there's a girl your age there? What's her name? Maple?" Vito presses Al. "It's Mabel. She's not named after the syrup." Al answers him. "You didn't answer my other question. Did you want to go there because there's A GIRL THERE?" Vito asks him again. "I have my reasons." Al tells him again. "This ain't right." Vito starts thinking to himself and puts the pieces together for about ten seconds before he puts it altogether. Vito isn't happy. "Woah woah wait a fucking minute. There's no way in hell you're trying that in their home! You won't be doing it as long as we live in the same house! You've met this girl days ago!" Vito sternly reminded Al. "What? I am only going there give Mabel oral to get her Mabel juice." Al said. Vito starts slowing down the car because of how angry he is at Al and begins to drift a bit and puts the warning lights on. Wendy looks at the ruckus in confusion from the read view mirror and can hear muffled shouts. Wendy continues to drive to Dipper's and Mabel's house without them. Vito had already put the address down on his phone and gps anyway. "Okay, here's the deal Al. It's either you we stay at the Corduroy's cabin across the street, and you can keep your phone, or go to the Pines household without it. Do I make myself clear?" Vito then asks him. "What? Come on bro. I was just kidding about that part." Al complains. "Give me your phone NOW or I'll turn this car back around." Vito commands him.

Fifteen minutes of reckless driving later…

Wendy had shown up to their house minutes ago. They're sitting the living room, watching television. "I can't believe your parents got you a home here days after you left. Shame they're getting a divorce though." Wendy said to them. "I'm a great beggar. Plus, it's not so bad. I still have Waddles." Mabel tells her. They then notice Dipper was writing in his pine tree journal a lot since Wendy shown up and hasn't said much. He looked anxious. "Dude you've been awful quiet today. What's up?" Wendy asks him. "This town has changed so much within days. Where did all these government agents and army men come from? It went from a military exercise in the town to an occupation. And now we can't talk about anything strange happening online only talk about it with them?" Dipper then asks. "You're telling me man, plus this new curfew rule sucks. It's going to be harder to break rules now. I had no idea where these scumbags came from. I still can't believe I had to kill people to save myself and my friends." Wendy said to him. "Yeah, where did all these bad guys come from? This is supposed to be a small, rural town, right? This isn't mega city one." Dipper then said. "For a small town, gravity falls has some stuff you'd see in San Fran. It has a petting zoo, a shopping mall, and even a civics center that had that sev'ral times concert." Mabel brings up. "There has to be some kind of mad scientist who made an unhappy machine that turns people into psychopaths, or a wizard who put a spell on some people to terrorize gravity falls for no reason. A mass sadicide." Mabel then answers one of Dipper's questions. "I think a lot of people show up here to look for and study the supernatural and paranormal like Grunkle Ford did. Hence how this town can have and afford to have those things outside of it being just a lumber town." Dipper theorizes. "I buy into that theory." Wendy believes in him. "Oh, speaking of bad guys coming out of the woodwork in gravity falls, there's something you two should know." Wendy says to them, grabbing both of their attention. The doorbell then rang. Wendy then gets up to answer the door. She looks through the peephole and sees that it's Vito and Al at the front entrance. She opens it to greet them. They look like they've had a physical altercation. Vito had seen some scratch marks on his face, while Al had a small bruise on his head. "Woah, what happened to you guys? You two weren't fighting, were you? I hate it when guys fight." Wendy then mentions. Vito sighs and decides to tell her the truth. "Listen, Wendy, Al said he was… he was going to…" Vito then gets interrupts by Al who says "We ran over a giant raccoon and tried to give it CPR. He turned out to be alive Vito got scratched in the face and he saved me from getting scratched too. He might have rabies now. I don't know." Mabel and Wendy laugh at Al's story, Dipper does a fake laugh out of peer pressure while Vito stands there in silence, annoyed. They come into the house to chit chat. "So where are your parents, kids?" Vito asks Dipper and Mabel, while looking around the house. "Dad is working overtime as manager of this game shop, and our grandpa is getting back surgery at the hospital." Mabel explains. "Hey, does that pig have a second tail? It's even curlier than his other one." Al jokes while looking at Waddles who was eating from his bowl in the living room. "What second tail? Pigs don't have two tails." Dipper tells Al while taking a look at Waddles' behind. He sees what Al was talking about and he freaks out by falling on the floor, screaming. Al laughs and Mabel goes along with his joke by exclaiming "It's a boy!" Mabel then laughs along with Al and Wendy. "Okay. Look, I had a rough day so far. I'm going to the backyard for a smoke if you don't mind. I need a couple of minutes or so. Do your guardians mind?" Vito then asks the twins. "I'll frebreze the backyard." Mabel answers. "Ummm… sure man. How old are you?" Dipper then asks Vito. "Mentally old enough to do it." Vito answers as he heads out to the backyard. "So, who wants to play a board game? We have Yahtzee." Mabel brings up. Al doesn't seem interested though and walks to another room.

Vito then pulls a spliff from his pack and is about to light it with his lighter, on the porch until Malik shows up in the backyard on top of one of the branches on a tree as a crow. "Good, you've got to the twins, now find a way to get the first journal. We need them since three of them contain a serious amount of information about the town's paranormal activity. So far nothing." Malik told Vito telepathically. "What's journal three like?" Vito asks. "I haven't seen it because I don't have clearance by the PAD central command." Malik tells him. "But aren't you friends with that captain Nazi puncher guy who's the director? Can't you get him to pull a few strings to see it yourself so it could help us?" Vito asks as he lights one and smokes it. "No, it's not that simple. It's more complicated than that." Malik tells him. "Shit, guess I'm stuck being on baby sitting duty for half of the night here huh? How are the others in the thunderbirds squad?" Vito asks. "They're doing fine. Arturo and Blaze are leading a team of PAD mercenaries and SECU soldiers to clear the mines, so archeologists and paleontologists would study the dinosaurs entrapped in tree sap. Moe Mole is pretending to be minor to catfish a Children of Lamia member, and Manly Dan continues to be Manly Dan. And yes, you are. Remember to find information on the journals, and report to the PAD. I wish you and your lungs good luck." Malik tells them, and then he flies away to a different spot. Vito then starts to reminisce about when he was thirteen years old like Dipper and Mabel are. Most of those memories weren't good.

While Vito is out for a smoke, Al went into the second living room of the Pines house and discovered there was a toy chest and a doll house. He opened it and set up all the dolls, action figures, stuffed animals and army men into compromising positions and situations out of boredom. "Wallah. It's finished. I feel like playing with Ariel's girly toys when nobody is looking all over again." Al said to himself out loud, he felt like a renaissance artist who finally finished his work after years of hard work, or in this case ten minutes. Dipper, Mabel and Wendy overheard him and head to the other living room. "What did you finish man?" Wendy asks. "Let me guess, you finished another edgy drawing?" Dipper asks, not super enthusiastic about the possibility, because he's seen Al draw pics of not just anime characters, but also guns, violence, sex, and plenty of characters that actively swear almost nonstop on Al's socials and in class, something he's seen almost a hundred times in less than one week alone. "Oh, is it another battlefield?" Mabel asks. When they enter the other living room, they're in shock by what Al created. Mabel gasps in horror, Dipper's jaw dropped in shock, while Wendy is trying to contain her laughter as her face is turning red and took a quick picture of it with her smart phone. Mabel looks at Wendy angrily. "I won't post this online." Wendy says to her, realizing it wasn't the best time, and stopped laughing and her face turns back to normal. "Al, what did you do?" Mabel asks Al, while running over to her doll house, Barbie dolls and stuffed animals. Al had one Barbie doll on top of the roof of the doll house, with little cans next to it. A baby doll was in the house's microwave, one action figure was watching someone in the bathtub, a bunch of action figures and dolls with their arms in the air surrounding a shrek baby, one of the Burger King toys, on top of a piano like it was a stripper, one doll on a couch with one it's hands between his legs as the toy tv was on male reporter, a bunch of action figures are about to perform an abortion on a pregnant Barbie on the dining room table, two lines of army men line up to two dolls stripped of their clothing in the bedroom like they were taking turns, a plastic elephant, horse and dogs are there for some reason, the doll car looked like it ran over a squirrel and had a little girl doll in the trunk, and a giant stuffed crocodile was behind the doll house like it's a giant monster about to destroy the party. "What's the big deal Mabel? All I did was screw around with toys that you and dipper probably don't play with anymore. That was it. Plus, my brother violated my human right to a phone by taking mine away." Al then mentioned, feeling like Mabel is overreacting. "What did you do?" Dipper asks. "I swore multiple times during a game." Al answered. "That would do it." Dipper said to him. Mabel runs up to her room while Dipper was asking Al, feeling like she was about to cry. "I don't get it. Why is Mabel acting like a baby all of a sudden?" Al asks Dipper. "It's okay. You and Wendy didn't know, but Mabel doesn't like it when people mess with her dolls and stuffed animals like this. She is emotionally attached to them." Dipper brings up. "But they're just toys. It's not like they're sentient like in that one kids movie. Wait, how did you know that about her?" Al asks Dipper. "Stop asking questions." Dipper urges Al. "You think she'll get over this?" He then asks Wendy. "Don't worry about it. She'll be forgetting about it by tomorrow." Wendy assured him. "So, what do we do?" Dipper asks. "Me and Vito brought over two badass movies for us to watch tonight. Terminator 2 and The Thing from the 80s. The monster from that movie is a shapeshifting monster that kills these scientists in Antarctica one by one until there's like two people left, and there's a bunch of blood and gore and stuff." Al tells them, showing them the DVDs from his backpack. Dipper is ecstatic about the second movie Al mentions. "No way, that's one of my favorite movies ever! My dad has a VHS copy around here somewhere, and we have one of those half VHS and half DVD player things in our other living room." Dipper mentions. "Sweet." Al and Wendy both say simultaneously. "Are we going to finish that game of Yahtzee?" Dipper asks. "In a bit, I'll go check on Vito. You guys do whatever you want." Wendy tells them as she heads outside on the porch. "Can I copy your homework?" Al asks Dipper. "No dude, do your own work." Dipper answers.

Wendy opens the door to the porch in the backyard to check on Vito. "Hey V, you alright?" Wendy asks. "Quite the opposite actually. I can't believe my parents would do something this stupid and they've been doing it for years without the knowledge of me and my siblings. I tried to keep my family together and for what? For my family to be the local laughing stocks in less than two weeks?" Vito then asks. "Well, what can you do?" Wendy asks him. "Dunno, probably raise enough money to get me and my brother the fuck away from them both. Al doesn't know life without our parents being in his to hold his hands and feels iffy about it. I think he's in denial." Vito gave Wendy his take. "How do you deal with the stress of living with your family, particularly your dad who I hear has you overworked when it comes to chores?" Vito then asks Wendy. "I usually just hang with friends and chill. I also love eating and drinking. I don't smoke or drink as much as I used to like what you're doing." Wendy tells him. "I think you mentioned that before." Vito said. "I also have to ask you something, about this town Gravity Falls." Vito tells her. "What is it?" Wendy asks. "Do you ever recall this town being this dangerous?" Vito then asks. "No, not until recently. It's so strange. After the apocalypse was over and that time bubble went away, I thought all of this would be over, I was wrong. Those hunters threatened to kill your brother and talked about raping me, and then the next day a mass shooting and hostage crisis happened during our first day of school." Wendy brings up. "Normally I'm the chill one who's supposed to deal with anything, but this time I don't know how. How do you do it?" Wendy asks Vito. "Deal with what?" Vito asks her. "How do you kill people and brush it off like it's nothing? As well with all that morbidity and violence?" Wendy asks Vito for advice. "When my dad and his friends trained me how to shoot firearms, they told me when I started killing people for real to think of them as silhouettes. They also put me through some really hellish training, training that not even the most elite spec ops would put their candidates through." Vito tells her. "Actually, in your case with those hunters and our's with those Cascadian militiamen who shot up our school, think of them as monsters who need to have their asses sent straight to hell." Vito advises her. "I don't disagree with you that they're monsters. It's just that, it's just that I don't know how to handle that, or all of this." Wendy said to him. "Some people are just evil and need to be put down, we can't expect god to do all the work himself." Vito believes. "Does he exist though?" Wendy asks. "Nobody can prove he exists, I and over billions believe his existence. Before they sent me to public high school because all of the private schools in my area thought I had a temper problem, I grew up with the Bible for most of my life. They had me go to private Catholic schools." Vito tells her. "Sounds boring." Wendy said. "It was, but I feel like I should've been paying attention in school back then. I often think my mom might be right about something for once, if I don't change my behavior, and I don't know how, I will suffer external damnation." Vito said, feeling guilty about his previous actions. "Dude don't say that. You definitely have issues sure, for the most part though, I think you're cool. I mean like when saw you hold a gun to Robbie's face in that house before you blew it up, and you didn't kill him, I didn't think you were soft for a gun toting vigilante." Wendy tells him, as he was smoking one of his spliffs. "I know." Vito said after he breathes out. "Is it fine if I have one? Considering what happened in the past few days?" Wendy then asks Vito. Vito pulls one from his pack and gives it to Wendy, she then lights it with her own lighter after putting one in her mouth. "You'll know those kill you right?" Vito jokes. Wendy playfully bumps his shoulder with her elbow. "Shut up." She scoffed.

Al listens and watches them chit chat on the porch from the glass back door to the porch. "How come my brother gives his joints to his new 'gurlfriend,' but when I try to get one, he tells me no?" Al asks Dipper. "Maybe he has a reason for saying no." Dipper theorizes, trying to get him to understand the obvious, while ignoring what Al said about Wendy and Vito. "But we're siblings, we're suppose to always be there for each other, not tell each other what to do and try to be a parent." Al said. "Al sometimes you have to be one in order to prevent them from getting into trouble. I had to act like a parent for my sister all summer before we moved here, and we still had fun times." Dipper tells him. "Yeah, I get it, I just wish Vito would have more time for that. Now he's busy with this new job at the mystery shack or whatever." Al said, coming back on the couch with Dipper. "Is there anything on cable that's interesting?" Al asks him. "Not much. Just the reality shows that have nothing to do with history or music or learning, and movie channels that play mediocre movies." Dipper tells him as he rapidly changes the channels with the remote, bored. "Listen, I should check up on my sister." Dipper puts down the remote to go upstairs to his sister's room. "Cool, hope she's doing alright. I'll take your place and try to find something interesting." Al said to dipper as he was heading upstairs. Al then grabs the remote and starts looking through the TV guide.

Dipper goes to his sister's door and knocks on it. "It's me Mabel." Dipper tells her. She unlocks the door to her room and lets him in. He can tell that Mabel is in the dumps with her frown, sitting on top of her pink bed that has a magenta blanket with a shooting star on it. "Mabel, you're not still upset about Al messing with your dolls and stuffed animals, are you?" Dipper asks her. "Ugh. I know Al didn't mean to, but he tainted a part of my childhood. He turned those toys I used to play with since I was a toddler that are cute and innocent into that." Mabel said. "Why did he put those animals in the bedroom? What were the dogs, horse and elephant doing there?" Mabel questions. "Don't even think about what they'd be doing there. Just let it go. Let's go back downstairs to finish that game of Yahtzee. Al is trying to find something to watch TV. He even feels bad about it." Dipper then mentions to his sister. "I don't know. I just need a few minutes to myself. Tell him I said thanks for the apology." Mabel said to him. "Okay, I'll tell him." Dipper closes the door. He then goes back downstairs to hear Wendy and Vito yelling.

Meanwhile, while that was going on, Stefanie Schwab is playing with voodoo dolls of Vito and Wendy on her desk in her room while reading a book about voodoo magic which was in Haitian Creole. Her room had plethora of nineteenth and twentieth century civil rights leaders and social justice advocates she compares herself to. Stefanie is struggling to pronounce the magic spells for these voodoo dolls to work and is failing to say the words right horribly. "FOR RBJ's SAKE!" Stefanie yells as she throws the dolls against a dart board with Wendy's face on it. "Why… can't… I… pronounce… the… words… right!?" Stefanie screams out loud. "By the power of leftism and the weather underground, let me smite my chud foes right now! I know those white supremacists were behind that stink bomb! She and her friends must pay for their crimes and internalized misogyny and homophobia!" She cries out. The psycho bitch then does a maniacal laugh. "Stefanie dinner is ready." Timmothy tells her. "Okay." She said, quickly changing her mood from furious to calm within a second. The words she said are about to do something else instead.

At the pines house, Dipper rushes downstairs hearing Wendy exclaiming "Oh my god!" and Vito asking Al "What the fuck is wrong with you!?" Dipper goes to the living room asking "Wait what's going on here? Did something bad happen?" And then he sees what Al was watching on TV without the volume on, it was one of those certain cable tv networks that he didn't realize his dad had access to, something Grunkle Stan would probably watch when he and Mabel were in bed. "Ew, I didn't need to see that." Dipper said in disgust by what he was seeing, covering his eyes and looks away. Wendy didn't want to say anything at the moment and let Vito do the talking. "First, I hear you spewing garbage while playing a game, and now you watch this filth with people in the house! It's illegal for you to be seeing this dreck!" Vito yelled at Al. "Dude I didn't think their dad would have this channel on their cable, I turned the volume down just in case something spicy was happening and now I probably know why their mom isn't here." Al said. Vito blinks for a moment and is unsure what sort of punishment to give to his brother. Dipper then gets mad at Al for what he just said. Al looks at Dipper and realizes he struck another person's nerve and feels bad about it. "Dude, change the channel. It's too mature for you." Wendy said to him. Al then changes the channel to Disney channel, turns the volume back on, and a mystery, cartoon show called Levity Rises is on, starring Mason Rizzler, Christy Shmuffles and Felix Fischer. "There. You happy? I gave into the temptation of seeing big, naked tits and big asses shaking on tv, with the rare bush in the mix for a few seconds and then switched channels as requested. Ya'll happy?" Al sarcastically asks as he leaves to go to the bathroom, irritated. "How do you deal with brats like that without a problem?" Vito then asks Wendy. "Lighten up, he's just a kid. It's pretty typical of preteen and teenage boys to act like they're older and more hardcore than they actually are, and yeah act like brats too. Just look at my brothers for instance." Wendy said to Vito as she pulls up a social media post by one of her brothers, Kevin, who made a homemade flamethrower with one of his hairspray canisters, shows it off on camera and accidentally sets his pompadour on fire. Dipper then looks at the photo too. Dipper's eyes widen as he sees it. "Well, that's super dangerous." Dipper said. "You think? Not to mention incredibly stupid. Aerosol flamethrowers tend to explode and can cause serious burns. Plus trying that shit inside a building is extra stupid. They're not toys." Vito replied. "Not going to lie you never fail to impress me with your knowledge when it comes to weaponry and similar stuff." Wendy tells Vito. "How do you know that?" Dipper asks Vito. "Firsthand experience." Vito tells him. "Now excuse me, I gotta use the facilities. Is there one upstairs?" Vito then asks Dipper. "Yes, it's next to Mabel's room and across the hallway from my room, the one that has the blue pine tree on it." Dipper tells him. "Thanks kid." Vito thanked him. He then goes upstairs. "Good now I have the chance to get to one of the journals. Piece of cake." Vito thinks to himself while smiling and walking up the stairs. "Wendy, what are the Lupo brothers really like?" Dipper asks her. "Some of the stuff Al says makes me feel uncomfortable, but Vito seems alright." Dipper mentions. "They live next door to me actually. Both are awesome. Their parents are utter douchebags based on what they told me. Al kind of like if Mabel and Soos fused together, except instead of having Mabel's cuteness, it's edginess, 'swag' and and that he hasn't gotten over his obsession with the opposite sex." Wendy tells him about Al. "Yep, I can tell. Al tries to flirt with every girl within a fifteen-mile radius and fails horribly. He tries to hit it up with Pacifica, while she shows little interest in him, and he even hit on our English teacher." Dipper tells her. Wendy chuckles. "That's something Lee and Nate would do." Wendy states. "At least Mabel and her friends Grenda and Candy are cool with him. They think he's weird but funny." Dipper said. "What about Vito?" He asks her. "Oh, Vito is BAD… ASS. He fought alongside me during the most hectic birthday of my life, and we saved a lot of lives. I may have met him days ago, but he's shown to me that he's one of the bravest people ever. He's fairly mature too despite being a major hothead. One time I had to stop him from pulling out a knife on some dweebs who were insulting us, and he's pretty pessimistic and moody." Wendy tells him. "Like Robbie?" Dipper asks. "Kind of, yeah, but it's to a lesser degree. Vito clearly isn't going out of his way to sound cool or be part of a phase. He is just like that naturally." Wendy answers him. Dipper then glances behind the couch to see his and Mabel's and Dipper's toys climbing up the stairs; they became sentient somehow. While Wendy was about to mention how she first heard about him, Dipper tabs her shoulder and whispers to her "Wendy look behind you." She looks behind her only to see toys just laying on the stairs and floor. Wendy raises her eyebrows at the sight. "What the heck? Did Mabel and or you just leave them on the stairs?" Wendy asks him. "I swear saw them climbing up the stairs just now. I think my dad bought a house that's built on a burial ground or something." Dipper theorizes. "Should we put them back where they were?" Dipper then asks. "Eh, we'll do that later Dip. Let's just chill." Wendy tells him as they continue watching the cartoon show. As they watch the tv, the toys begin climbing up the stairs again. "Come on, we must go to the girl, the one called Mabel." One of the army men said to the toys.

While that's going on, Vito is actually in Dipper's room, looking through the drawers in Dipper's bedroom. Vito also put a thumb drive into Dipper's laptop to get any information about the journals. "What do the rest of the journals look like?" Vito asks Malik, who's been talking to him telepathically as he got into Dipper's room, which he unlocked with a paper clip. "They each have a gold hand with six fingers with a number indicating which one it is." Malik tells Vito. "The sooner I find journal number one, the better. This room reeks like a septic tank. Did this Dipper kid ever use deodorant?" Vito then asks himself. "Just find the journal Vito." Malik instructs him. He then pulls a drawer that contained Dipper's blue pine tree journal. Vito opens it and flips through the pages to find a strand of hair. It's red and functioned like a bookmark for a series of small Polaroid photos of Wendy mainly, and one with Dipper and Wendy in it, all of them featured her wearing the fur trapper hat she gave to Dipper. This grossed Vito out and he takes the strand of hair and puts it in one of his pockets after taking a photo of it and the pics with his phone. "What did you find in that blue journal? It's not part of the mission Vito." Malik tells him. "Something creepy, but I'm going to look through more of this diary of his, this could be useful. I also have a black light flashlight." Vito tells his captain as flips through the pages. "Excellent, you really came prepared for this mission. See if he wrote anything in invisible ink." Malik said to Vito. "Roger." Vito replied. As he turns the pages, he notices strange messages and symbols that look like they're in code. "The hell are these numbers and codes doing here?" Vito asks himself as he looks at the book's pages. Vito glances at the door and notices tiny shadows underneath the door. "No, I can't lose focus here. I got a job to do." He tells himself. Vito then hears footsteps; someone is coming up. He hides by the beside the doorway. "Where did they go? Could they have gone to my room?" Dipper asks himself. He then opens the door to his room and is confused. Dipper previously locked the door to his room and always keeps a paper clip to unlock it. Vito lunges toward Dipper and covers his mouth with one of his hands. "Shout or scream, and Wendy will know about the pictures you keep of her and the strand of her hair you keep. Be quiet. Do you hear me?" Vito blackmails Dipper. He nods his head as a yes. Vito closes the door as Dipper asks him "What are you doing in my room? How did you get in here?" Vito decides to play hot and cold with dipper with certain questions, and answer others. "Through a paper clip and I have come to search for the journals as part of a group project let's say, so nobody can find them ever again." Vito answers him. "What group project? Are with those militia guys? The government? You don't think I know about those Lamia cultists who turn kids' body parts into taco meat and are obsessed with me and my sister?" Dipper presses him. "HELL NO. I'd kill those children of lamia creeps if I could and get away with it. Besides I heard a couple of them died in an explosive gas leak." Vito tells him a half truth. "Huh? No. They were killed by some vigilante who left several of them torn to ribbons and painted their house red before he blew it up." Dipper tells him. "I'm part of a secret organization that studies the paranormal and keeps them contained. Also, you, your sister and two great uncles are pretty popular. Word spreads fast." Vito informed him. While Vito was answering his questions, Dipper was slowly reaching for his crystal flashlight he has within his vest. Vito smacks it out of Dipper's hands easily with one swoop before he could turn it on. Dipper's grip on it was pretty weak. While he smacked it out of Dipper's hands, a photo of Vito and Wendy at the hospital fell out of one of the pockets in his black leather jacket. Dipper notices the picture that fell out of his leather jacket, picks it up, and looks at it. He looks at the picture and sees something he didn't expect to see, Vito smiling. "Vito, you're obsessed with Wendy the same way I still am, aren't you?" Dipper asks him. "Not a fucking word about this to anyone." Vito warns him. "I won't. Listen, if she finds about either of our secrets, we both lose her." Dipper tells Vito. "I figured. What do you think we should do about it?" Vito questions him. "Instead of being enemies, why not help each other? We both exchange information, you gain knowledge about the journals, my adventures in gravity falls, the anomalies in gravity falls, and I get to know what you're doing here in gravity falls and who you really are." Dipper offers Vito. "Excellent idea, that's what I had in mind too." He said to him. Dipper sits on his bed while Vito sits backward on Dipper's gaming chair near his desk.

Meanwhile the toys go to Mabel's room to greet her. The stuffed animals give each a boost to pick the lock. They unlock it and carefully enter her room and surprise her, causing it to creek a little bit. "Hello Mabel." The purple bear whispers into her ear. Mabel is startled and asks them "How did you come to life? When were you all able to talk?" "We don't know how, we just did recently. Call me Bella." The baby said inside the pregnant Barbie doll said in its deep and raspy voice. It sounded like it smoked cartons of cigarettes everyday for the past twenty years. "What I can tell you is that we remember you and your brother fondly, you in particular since you played with all of us." Mabel is flattered what the baby said and smiles. "But we think we came to life for a reason, ever since the sadist Al violated us by putting us in uncomfortable positions, we became sentient." One of the action figures believes. "Yeah, I didn't ask to have my clothes removed." One of the dolls states while shuddering in fear. "And I didn't ask to be removed from my host's stomach." Bella said in anger. "Guys calm down, it's not like Al knew you guys have thoughts, emotions, and needs." Mabel said in defense of her new friend. "Seriously? That's your excuse for that monster? When did you become friends with Al?" One of Mabel's old stuffed animals asks her. "A few days ago. Why? What does that have to do with anything?" Mabel then asks them. "How is he a friend of your's when he did all of that to us?" One of the toys presses Mabel. "I don't know…" Mabel said, unsure of what to say and do about it. Back in the living room, Al came back from the bathroom and sat on the couch sits next to Wendy and asks her "Where's the rest of the guys?" Wendy puts her phone away. "Dipper thinks the toys have come to life somehow due to this house being built on an Indian burial ground and followed them, and Vito went to use the bathroom." Wendy tells him. "The hell? The toys came to life, but how? Now to think of it the toys I played with in that other room are gone. I guess someone put them or something." Al assumed. "Probably yeah. Say, want to watch inappropriate television together wasn't that?" Wendy asks Al. "Do I? I grew up with the Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, and almost every show on Comedy Central, spike tv and adult swim since I was five. You bet!" Al replied in glee. Wendy then changes the channel. Waddles comes to sit with them on the couch by climbing up.

While Mabel thinks of what to do, and Wendy and Al watch TV while waiting for Dipper and Mabel, Dipper and Vito share information about their encounters with the paranormal. "So where did all these guys come from? Neo Nazi bikers, Cascadian militia guys who shot up your school, cannibalistic pedophiles who worship a Greek demon, and the US government and military weren't here when I was in gravity falls for the summer, I think." Dipper then tells him after asking. "They were here as soon as I got here oddly enough. Your experience with the locals is very different from mine. They noticed the anomalies here in this town and roadkill county, especially that weirdmageddon dome that lasted for three to four days. After that they came in numbers fast. You may not have been paying attention to how many they came." Vito answers him. "Anomalies? They noticed them and came to study or take them for themselves, don't they?" Dipper speculates. "Bingo." Vito confirms his theory. "So which one of them are you?" Dipper asks Vito. "I'm not a part of those children of lamia creeps that's for sure, and I do have a major bone to pick with that militia, or what's left of them." He answers him. "Are you part of those fourteen eighty eighters?" He questions Vito. "No, everyone hates Nazis, even people who're called Nazis by pansies hate Nazis." He tells Dipper bluntly. "Are you with the federal government?" He asks him. "I'm not answering that kid." Vito tells Dipper. "How were they able to send army men and secret agents here so quickly?" Dipper asks Vito. "How should I know? I moved to this hillbilly town days ago, August thirty first. Me and my family were met by two black suits and soldiers with state-of-the-art weapons and tech at a checkpoint and we had to show our IDs." Vito told Dipper. "That's the day of my and Mabel's thirteenth birthday and when we left Gravity Falls. I don't remember seeing them or stopping at a checkpoint. Then again me, Mabel and waddles were asleep for most of that bus ride." Dipper mentions. Malik is in his crow form, watching and listening in on them by a tree branch two yards away from the window to Dipper's room. "Who wrote the journals?" Vito asks Dipper. "My Grunkle Ford, he's a scientist thats into oddities and anomalies. He used to live in Gravity Falls before getting sucked into that portal by accident thanks to my other great uncle Stan. Thirty years later during the summer, Ford came back to our dimension through the portal being activated, and you know the drill. We stop Bill, save the world, and go back to Piedmont, California. Much to our surprise, mom and dad bought this house since we loved this town so much and we came back here." He explains. "You don't have to tell me what happens afterwards Dipper. Nobody should have to go through divorce, especially the children." Vito said to Dipper. "It's okay man. Them going their separate ways wasn't as awful as I and Mabel thought it would be. At least they're still here for us. Not all divorces get ugly." Dipper said to him. "Look, the thing is with divorce is that when you agree to marry someone, you're suppose to stick being with that person till you die, it's a sacred contract that cannot be broken ever. Marriage is a very cherished union and well… I just don't like divorce at all. Okay?" Vito breaks down his opinion on the matter. "You religious Vito? You don't look like the type." Dipper then said. "Yes, very much so. I want to redeem myself." Vito shows the Christian cross on his necklace to Dipper. "Can we get back to the questions now?" Vito then requests with a straight but angry face. "Oh, yeah sure man." Dipper said, feeling nervous. Vito's anger frightens Dipper. "Do you know where the other journals are and where the author is?" Vito then asks Dipper. "We threw the three journals into the bottomless pit. It functions like a wormhole; they could be anywhere by now. Even if I knew where the first journal is, I wouldn't tell you." Dipper said to Vito. "And the author?" Vito presses him. "He's sailing at sea with my other Grunkle Stan across the globe." He answers him. "Any idea where?" Vito asks. "I don't know." Dipper lies. "Fine. Don't tell me. That's all I need to know right now. You don't have to tell me everything right away and I don't have to tell you everything right away." Vito said to him, who knows that Dipper is hiding something. "Okay then. Did you ever encounter ghosts? Me and my rich friend fought against a ghost and won." Dipper then mentions, with a smile on his face. "How so?" Vito asks. "My friend and I used laser cannons and blasted it back to space or hell or wherever it came from on top of a rooftop." Dipper brags to Vito. "That sounds similar to the climax of Ghostbusters. What a coincidence? Am I right?" Vito jokes, guessing his story is probably fake. "Okay, okay, my rich friend saved me and many others from being wood forever by letting middle and lower-class people into her parent's big, fancy party and broke the curse. Can you believe that the ghost we were up against could make mounted taxidermies talk while causing them to bleed from their eyes?" Dipper then asks him. "I can since I encountered a ghost a few days ago. That is some Evil Dead shit right there." Vito states. "How was your encounter with a ghost?" Dipper asks. "The ghost of a stuntman possessed a car I bought at Bud's used car shop, took it for a joy ride and me and my friends chased it across town, and we took it down by a tourist trap and exorcised it by using anti ghost equipment, and trapped it inside a thermos within less than two minutes." Vito told Dipper. "Well, that's anti-climatic." Dipper said. "We had the ghost busting equipment you lied about having. It felt too easy." Vito said.

Al and Wendy are watching Deadliest warrior on spike tv, Spartans vs Ninjas with Waddles sitting next to Al. While they were debating who'd win, Waddles sensed something was wrong and fled the scene and ran to the garage through the dog door. The sentient toys go down the stairs and they're very angry, shouting "GET AL!" Al and Wendy get scared. "Aye yo, what the fuck!?" Al screamed. "Holy crap! Dipper was right!" Wendy realizes. The toys grab of hold of each of Al's limbs and separate him from Wendy. Mabel followed the toys down the stairs to try and ease the situation. "Guys stop! This isn't what I want! Leave him alone!" Mabel cried. Vito and Dipper heard her and rush to the scene. Dipper got his baseball bat he used to play with in little league. They see what's going on and Vito gets very mad while Dipper sweats anxiously. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! GIVE ME BACK MY BROTHER YOU PLASTIC AND FLUFFY PIECES OF SHIT!" Vito shouts as he shape-shifts into his first werewolf form and pulls out his Maxim 9 handgun, pointing his Maria at the toys. Dipper is shocked that he is one and sweats even more anxiously. "Let me go you chumps!" Al demands the toys. One of the toys grabs a kitchen knife from the kitchen, a bunch of them do. "Guys all I wanted you to do is to show him what did with you guys at the doll house wasn't okay. That was it. I didn't want this to be a huge thing." Mabel tells the toys. "It's been a huge thing for years, even Dipper screwed with us like Al did when you weren't looking." Bella tells Mabel. Dipper's face turned red out of embarrassment. Vito shakes his head. Wendy slowly pulls out her multi tool that's also a hatchet and hammer from its sheath. "Yeah, and you only loved some of us Mabel." The purple bear tells her in front of everyone. One of the toys with kitchen knives held his like a spear close to Al's neck. "What are you on about? And where are you going with this?" Mabel asks them. "After we kill Al, we'll kill you and Dipper next." One of the dolls tells Mabel the truth. Mabel gasps and feels hurt. Vito then shoots the action figure holding a kitchen knife next to Al's neck, blowing it to bits. He shoots another and another and another, freeing his brother in the process. Then the fight breaks out between them and the toys.

Vito kept shooting at the toys with his Maria, Wendy grabbed a small table to use as a shield while she hacked and slashed through the toys attacking them, Al got behind her by using parkour tricks to get away from the sentient killer toys, pulling out his pocket knife, while Mabel got behind Dipper and Vito who kept them away from Vito and Mabel with his baseball bat. "I can't believe my own stuffed animals would just turn on me like that!" Mabel said. "Is there anything you won't believe about this town?" Vito asks while shooting at the stuffed animals. "No, I guess there isn't!" Dipper said as he swats one by one away from them. "Mabel, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about all of this. It's my fault this shit hit the fan." Al apologizes. "In case we don't make it out of this, I thought what you meant by Mabel Juice, that you wanted me to eat you out and obtain your vaginal fluids!" Al confesses out loud. "Wait, what the fu…" Wendy was about to blurt out while slashing the toys to bits, then realizing she's around a bunch of kids. "Jesus Christ on a bike Alvin!" Vito shouts while he was reloading. "What? I can't hear you!" Mabel said to Al. "Let's ask him what he after we take care of these demonically possessed playthings!" Dipper told his sister. While Al and Wendy were slashing and smashing the last of the attacking toys, Al gets stabbed in the leg. "Al!" Wendy cried out, noticing Al's wound straight away. She took him to the kitchen shielded him from the last of the toys, destroying the last of them in their way. Vito and Dipper got rid of the last of them attacking them too. They rush down the stairs to where they heard Wendy say Al's name.

"Oh shit!" Vito said, noticing his brother had been stabbed, turning back to his human form. Al didn't say a word and kept his mouth shut. Wendy grabbed one of the towels in the kitchen, used it as a tourniquet around one of Al's legs, and applying pressure to the wound. "Oh my god man! He's hurt really bad!" Dipper comments, acting nervous. "Is he going to be okay?" Mabel asks Wendy. "Guys chill, it's just blood. I don't think they hit a jugular, but we need to find a first aid kit and stitch it shut." Wendy tells them. "I have one with me in my backpack." Vito tells her. "Perfect V. Get it out and give me the the needle and threads." She tells him. Vito rushes to his olive backpack in the living room to get the med kit. Dipper looks behind him and notices that the house, the living room in particular is trashed. "What are going to tell Dad and Grandpa Dipper?" Mabel asks him. "What can we tell them?" Dipper replied. Then all of a sudden, everything that happened in the past few minutes had been undone. The furniture and walls were all fixed without a scratch or bullet holes, the nine-millimeter casings disappeared, and Al's stab wound went away along with his bloodstains on his pants and the floor. "You won't believe this, but Al's wounds are gone." Wendy tells the group. Al is very relived. "Wait, what just happened?" Mabel asks. "I guess I was right, we really are underneath a Native American burial ground." Dipper concludes. Vito heard them talking about what happened, and he knows Malik used some magical spell to undo all of this fuckery but decides to continue keeping Dipper in the dark about who he's working for. Vito walks back toward them as Al asks, "But how did we undo this crazy doll curse or whatever?" Dipper and everyone else were thinking of an answer till Vito ends the conversation. "Who cares? It's over." Vito then said. "Yeah, its over. So, what did you say earlier to me Al?" Mabel asks him. Vito nonverbally tells Al to stop talking immediately. "I… I thought what you meant by Mabel juice, that you wanted me to have sex with you and get your vaginal fluids through eating you out." Al tells her directly, praying that she doesn't kick them out of the house. Wendy bursts into laughter in response. Mabel is weirded out for a second before she starts laughing like a hyena on pot. Before they started laughing, Dipper feeling incredibly grossed out and uncomfortable screams "Eeeeeeeeeeeewww!" While Vito facepalms, feeling incredibly embarrassed and even more uncomfortable in frustration. "What? Seriously? That's what you thought I meant?" Mabel asks, still laughing. "Yes, I did. But after I saw you so upset at what you saw me do with your stuff, I couldn't go through with that idea or asking you about doing a fling with me tonight, in bed." Al explains. Dipper covers his ears and yells "No no no no no no no, I'm not listening to any of this! Super gross!" "What? I just I said I couldn't go through with it." Al tells Dipper. "Oh, okay. Good." Dipper replied, surprised. Wendy kneels down and decides to give him a talk. "Listen dude, about what you were planning to do. You're too young for that. You know that right?" Wendy then asks him. "Aren't you sixteen now?" Al asks her. "Bruh, I have to be honest here. I break rules all the time, and even I don't know if I'm ready to go to fourth, third or even second base yet. It's A HUGE THING. But it's totally normal to feel those urges. It's part of puberty and growing up." Wendy answers him. "Seriously though, you should probably wait for a bit till you meet someone, that's special. I've met people who've done it almost as young as you, Mabel, and Dipper and they regret sleeping with the wrong person. I think you should meet someone you're comfortable with and wait in let's say, I don't know, four to five years or so." Wendy suggests to Al. "You need to wait till marriage Al to BE FUCKING ANYONE. You can't just… use women for sex. It's flat out shameful, scummy, creepy, and wrong!" Vito abruptly and loudly chimes in. "He doesn't have to wait that long for that V. Calm down." Wendy tells him. "It's the safest option. I get that you're trying to help him, and I appreciate that, but he is my brother. Not your's." Vito told Wendy as politely as he could. Wendy thinks his advice is but extreme, but she understands it. "Yeah, I get it." Wendy said. "What is Mabel Juice really?" Al asks Mabel. "It's a beverage I made. I mix it with Mountain Dew code red, red bull and cranberry juice, and I put in plastic dinosaurs into the mix and other stuff." Mabel answers him. "Sounds like if coffee and nightmares had a baby." Vito comments. "Hurray microplastics!" Al enthusiastically shouts, wanting some. "Dipper, is it fine if I talk to you in private?" Vito asks him. "Ummm, yeah sure." Dipper replied. "Please don't mess with my sister!" Dipper requested Al. "What if you want me to?" Al asks Mabel. "Let's just be friends." Mabel said to him. "It was just a question but okay, that works great for me." Al said to her.

They go into the second living room. "Look I'm sorry I had to blackmail you like that, but this group project me and my friends are working on means a lot to me and they're paying me a fair amount of money for searching for the paranormal." Vito explains to him. "And I'm sorry that my brother came here with the intent to do that with your sister. I did what I could to stop him." Vito then apologizes. "Thanks. How did he get like that anyhow?" Dipper then asks. Vito sighs and tells him "You may want to sit down." Dipper then takes a seat in the room. "Not long ago, my kooky parents, especially my mom thought it was a bad idea to teach Al basic sex education because they were afraid it'd scar him or life, or worse, turn him into a 'militant homosexual,' so they pulled him out of it when he was in public school in our old home in the east coast. Little did they realize by that time, Al was an addict to filth like what we saw him watching on your tv, and it was as ghastly and uncomfortable as you'd expect." Vito tells him. "That's disturbing." Dipper said. "Oh, it gets worse. It distorted his views on women and the most sacred act you can do with your significant other. When I overheard him talking about how he thought women pee from their breasts, yes, he actually believed that at one point. I sat down with him and give him the talk instead of mom and dad doing it, every part of it. It lasted for hours. Eventually he told me about how he got hooked on this degeneracy, told me fetishes I didn't think even existed and what he was into. I tried to do him a favor and went onto our dad's computer to delete the entire search history and rid of any virus and malware those sites probably gave it, and it crashed." Vito went on. "What happened next?" Dipper asks. "Me and my mom had to stop our dad from beating Al with more than just a belt, and we had to buy him a new computer, and gave Al his own computer and phone, which I think was a mistake." Vito tells Dipper. "You need to get rid of that myriad of photos you have of your crush by the way, NOW. Try finding girls your own age. I think you know this, but I'll tell you anyway, you have no chance with Wendy Corduroy, you're too young for me." Vito then tells him as he was about to head back to the rest of the group. "Yeah, yeah. I know. She told me herself a while back." Dipper reminds him, feeling bummed out and called out. "Wait, I forgot to ask you something." Dipper stands up and said to him. "What is it?" Vito asks the smelly boy. "Did you… have… anything to do with that explosion?" He asks Vito. "Which explosion?" He then accidentally asks. Dipper thought what he just inquired was odd. "What the hell did he mean by 'which explosion?' Can this guy get anymore shady?" Dipper asks himself in his mind. "The one where those Lamia cultists got ripped and torn like they were rag dolls before their safe house blown up. One of the bodies had a marking carved by a machete, the letter V. I don't know what it stands for." Dipper gets specific. "Can you believe that it happened in this neighborhood, days before me and my family moved here? Grenda and Candy remember hearing it and all the car alarms going off from inside their own homes. It's like something out of a movie." He then mentions. Vito looks around the room and then looks behind him to make sure Mabel and Al weren't listening. He then decides to tell him the truth. "You wanna know the truth kid? Fine. I'll tell you. What happened back there was no explosive gas leak. In fact, that night, before I got this gig and became a part of that group project, I was a vigilante. With my werewolf powers that I was cursed with since I was ten, I used them that night like many others with the sheer urge to kill. I went on pest control when I saw there was a den of vermin nearby. After I was done asking the locals what was going on here with federal agents and soldiers roaming about, I crashed a party hosted by the chump I was after. When I saw what was on Chance's computer screen, you can guess what happened. I took a lot of their shit too and sold it all at a pawn shop." Vito summed up what happened that night. "Who else do you think I should kill Dipper?" Vito then asks him while turning into his first werewolf form while cracking his neck. Dipper isn't sure whether to feel thankful or terrified, he was shaking. "That was you? You're him?" Dipper then asks him. Vito's silence was all that he needs to know, it was him, one of the world's deadliest people ever, V Wolf. Dipper knew he was a notorious hit man for the Moretti crime family during its height of power and during the Moretti-Acosta drug war that turned New York City into a city racked with corruption and crime at its highest rate in history since the late eighties and early nighties. A city where things have gotten so bad, that the New York national guard and US armed forces still struggle with taking back the big apple from Acosta cartel hands. "Oh my god! You're THAT WEREWOLF, V WOLF. You blew up everywhere on websites about the supernatural! I've read so many stories about you since I was in third grade! There's this one where you killed those responsible for the Great Recession one by one, one where you teamed up with mutated, humanoid bunnies that knew martial arts to go against an army of flying heads in the subway and sewers, and one where you even slain the Jersey devil in the middle of Times Square! They're so popular that someone made an indie comic book series based on you called 'Teenage Werewolf in New York!'" Dipper mentions at the top of his lungs, hyped up, showing him the illustrated covers of the comic series on his phone. There's one where V Wolf is in his second werewolf form watching over the city on one of the Chrysler building's eagle heads, it looked like it was drawn by Todd McFarlane. Another one where Vito is in his regular human form with an angry and foreboding look, wearing an all-black outfit and trench coat that's covered in blood and dual wielding MP7s in an elevator, and it was in black and white, with the only thing in any kind of color being the blood stains which were in red of course, and it looked like Frank Miller made it. The last one is of V Wolf in a crossover with dc and marvel characters back when they used to do crossovers with each other, the characters that he's next to in the comic book cover are Daredevil, Punisher, Rorschach and Batman. Vito transforms back into a human while Dipper was talking. "Two of those stories are true, the second one sounds like fan fiction. But you know those sites are generally bullshit, right? I'm not some superhero. I was quite the opposite." Vito then asks him. He can tell he was acting kind of how Al reacted when he found out the truth about his powers and his time in the mafia. "Duh, that I know, I just have so many questions to ask you." He said to the former hit man. "You're not one of those werewolves that kill people at random during the night, right?" Dipper asks. "No. I have that much will and self control over them. A mystic said that I am one of the rare werebeasts who can control themselves and their bloodlust." He answers him. "Werebeasts?" Dipper asks. "There are several types, I can't remember all of them, but they're all based on mammals, there's also werebears and werehyenas." Vito explains. "What was it like robbing those rich people at the New York Stock Exchange Building during those Occupy Wall Street protests?" Dipper asks him. "I was just the getaway driver in a modified suv, those guys that were with me and my dad took tens of millions of dollars. Look I rather not talk about my past criminal life, especially in front of children." Vito tells him. "I'm thirteen, technically I'm a teen." Dipper corrects the burly, teenage ex con who towers over him. "Whatever, I don't feel comfortable talking about the things I did for an emperor who didn't wear any clothes with kids. Okay?" Vito tells him. "Guys, we're starting one of the movies after this game of Yahtzee." Wendy announces to everyone. "Sweet." Dipper said. "Mother Mary, I didn't expect him to be pressing me this hard." Vito thinks to himself.

Four hours later

Vito, Wendy, Dipper, Mabel, and Al finished watching the second terminator movie, and are watching the Thing from 1982 in the main living room. They ordered pizza, cheese, pepperoni, Hawaiian pizza, and meat lovers pizza. Vito ate primarily from the meat lover's pizza to compensate for the lack of protein he got from the fight and finished the whole box. Wendy envied his appetite. Al, Dipper and Mabel are the only ones drinking her concoction. Much to Vito's surprise, they weren't having heart attacks or puking blood after turning white. "Dipper, I have to be honest here. I'm surprised you haven't pissed your pants yet during a single scene in this movie so far." Al tells him during the scene where they burn the Bennings-Thing. "I mean it's not as frightening as fighting the real thing, there's that." He answers him. "Hey, I know what your parents did behind that biker joint dude, it's all over the internet and it's not looking good. You sure they're going to alright? For the night I mean." Wendy asks Vito. "They're doing just fine. They've been behind bars before a few times." Vito bluntly tells her. "You think so?" Mabel chimes in. "Yes, I'm sure." Vito answers her. "Oh. One of our Grunkles has been in jail multiple times." Dipper mentions. "I guess our families are similar." He added. "What did they do that landed them a night in jail?" Dipper then asks him. "That's personal bookworm." Vito responds. Dipper then pulls out his new smart phone his parents got him as a birthday present to find out for himself. Once he looks it up with the proper keywords, clicked on article by the gravity falls gossiper and he mouthed the words "no" in shock and disbelief with his jaw dropped and eyes widened. Dipper couldn't believe what he is reading.

Meanwhile at the county jail in gravity falls, Anthony and Bonnie Lupo were put in separate cells. Anthony is locked up with the other guys who had spent time with Bonnie in the back alley behind Skull Fracture, much to his anger. Extra security was added to most of the local government buildings in Gravity Falls and Roadkill County ever since the feds swooped in. Complete with more security cameras updated with infrared and night vision, automated laser turrets, laser trip wires, and fingerprint identification technology, and not to mention more competent security guards wearing body armor and are armed with automatic weapons and shotguns. "You know, after seeing what you guys were doing with my wife, I understand why sand people have honor killings." Anthony causally states. One of the men sharing a cell with him took three steps away from him. Tats and Cat were visibly offended and were ready to beat his ass like they did almost ten hours ago when he was shooting at them with a handgun for having fun with his wife like a lot of the men residing in the cell. Sheriff Blubs sees this and blows a whistle. "Look I want to beat his fatass with a bully club and a taser again, but you all know the rules. No rough housing in the cells." He reminds them. "Unless you want to be dealing with Colonel Walker of the SECU unit." The sheriff teases them. Everyone in the cell start shouting and pleading not to be sent to a SECU detention facility. "Good. Very good." "As for you Anthony, you're on your second strike and it hasn't been a month without you stirring the pot. One more and you'll be speaking to the colonel." Blubs then warns Anthony. "Aren't you a fat too?" Anthony asks him. "Boy you don't think I know that? Your beer belly is so big I swore you were a pregnant woman, and that's coming someone whose plus sized himself." Blubs roasts the former mob capo. "Ooooo you tell them boss!" Deputy Durland cheers him, then giving him a high five. "I can't believe we're going to be on national television baby! I always dreamed of being on an episode of COPS!" Durland then tells Blub, feeling excited. "Oh boy those viewers ARE GONNA LUUUVE WHAT GOT CAUGHT IN HIGH DEFINITION! It'd go perfect with THX." Blubs mentions. "I always love laughing at other people's expense." Durland says while walking back to the lobby to enjoy coffee, donuts, and public access television with Blubs. "Same honey, same." Blubs agrees with his partner. They laugh as they walk away from the jail cells. "Fucking retarded faggots." Anthony quietly utters under his breath as they leave. Across the hallway from his cell is Bonnie's cell, who hasn't said a word to her husband since the incident, locked up with other scantly clad women who have been put in jail for one reason or another. "Being put on the registry list was totally worth it." She thinks to herself with no shame in what she let them do to her in broad day light.

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