NOTICE: yay I can make files regularly now!
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Amy: okay ready?
Jasmine: yes let's do this
Sammy: it's a good thing that they are back in business after what Toon Boom Animations did to them
*begins*
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Derek: previously on Disventure Camp...the carnival! 18 new competitors! what a way to start the season
Trevor: on the Blue team Marissa and Anastasia quickly became close while Lynda and Natalia tried to form a girls' alliance...Alessio outed himself as the loner and Ted proved why we need censor edits yuck!
Amy: you think?!
Derek: on Red team Amelie has a list of demands goes about as well as you expect also Diego has a thing for British guys
Trevor: in the end the Red team came together as Tristan won the shelter building challenge
Derek: not to mention the Red team crushed the roller coaster challenge as well afterwards Spencer allies with Jade
Trevor: one last twist brought Jade and Isabel together to make a decision for their teams 18 are left who will be voted out tonight?
(intro)
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Scott: I really like the new intro theme
Shawn: yeah it really fits the season
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*where they left off*
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*they walk in*
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Jade: choose between 3 gifts you will take back
Isabel: gift 1 includes a full survival kit...including cleaning supplies fruit and rice for 2 weeks and a flint...*opens*
Jade: gift 2 includes only a flint and a clue to the hidden immunity idol *opens*
Isabel: and gift 3 includes nothing but a fully functioning hidden immunity idol?! *opens*
Jade: wow
Isabel: quite the decision
Scott: so they're just gonna give an immunity idol for free?!
Jasmine: I would pick gift 1
Shawn: that idol looks like a clown
{Confessional}
Jade: I'm going for gift 2 I trust my skills to find the idol and I don't want to come back empty-handed
{other}
Isabel: so my heart is telling me "go for gift 1!" but the devil on my shoulder keeps whispering "hey gift 3 is right there" my standing in my team is very strong people trust me maybe it's time to exploit that trust
{ends}
*Isabel takes gift 3*
*Jade takes gift 2*
Sammy: wow okay
Jade: alright we got our stories
Isabel: remember to stick to the script okay?
Jade: same to you
Scott: and of course lie about it
Amy: I wonder how it will go?
*Blue team*
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Sammy: wait where is her pockets
Lynda: Isabel's back
Natalia: yay! omg how was it? spill the tea girl!
Richard: *yawn* can it wait until morning?
Isabel: well there was a single dark path to a fire-making pit where I met Jade from Red team
Ted: I'm not surprised they chose her she looks smart
Isabel: anyways we participated in a fire-making challenge!
*Red team*
Jade: and long story short...I won!
Spencer: goddamn brilliant!
Tristan: yeah! Red team! pop out the champagne
Diego: it's incredible she could create a fire using so little flint!
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Amelie: yeah really incredible
Hannah: don't be ungrateful Amelie a flint will make starting fires ten time easier!
{confessional}
Amelie: I can't be the only one who thinks it's a little weird that this elaborate twist was over a damn flint Jade's not telling us something
{ends}
Jasmine: oh she's on to Jade
*day 3*
*Red yoga*
Diego: and breathe in...and out...now lift your right leg
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Ella: hehe
Ivy: W-woah!
*Zaid catches her*
Diego: now...enjoy the silence
*bug*
Benji: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...sorry there was a bug
Amy: he's weirding everyone out
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*tent*
*drinks*
Ivy: that Diego guy is quite a character
Zaid: yeah I've never been much for yoga but that was fun
*eats a leaf*
Ivy: what are you doing?
Zaid: *eats* thimbleweed's edible I figured since we're starving you want some? hehe
Ivy: what are you? a koala? hehehe
NOTICE: yeah I think they forgot to put Zaid's laughing but they can hear it okay?
Zaid: hahahahaha Well I learned more in culinary school than in science class
Ivy: ah I didn't finish high school my parents let me drop out for acting
Jasmine: huh?
Zaid: wait your parents did what? no judgment but isn't that risky?
Ivy: well it can be
*drinks*
{confessional}
Zaid: Ivy's a good egg but she's definitely from a different walk of life than mine I'm not what you'd call the ideal American dream moving here was more of a necessity for my momma because of her scumbag spouse in Morocco...we didn't have money growing up and...my mom sacrificed so much to get me through culinary school if I win hehehe I can finally have the chance to pay her back
{ends}
Amy: so I guess we are still doing this...flashback thing huh?
Ella: guess so
*beach*
*clue*
{confessional}
Jade: from day 1 you stormed upon this hole climb the head with eyes of mold the mouth to swim you must be bold
{ends}
Scott: I...don't understand that
Jade: this is where we entered...where's the hole?...the head...with eyes of mold
*Spencer walks in*
Spencer: hey!
Jade: Jesus! *hides clue* oh hey Spence
Spencer: you busy? I think it's time we take over this team and lock in a core 5
Jade: who were you thinking?
Spencer: Diego seems trustworthy Tristan as well
Jade: Tristan comes with two more since Zaid and Ivy are already tight with them
Spencer: hm...good point partner
{confessional}
Jade: the more people know about the idol the less value it has not even Spencer can know just gotta bide my time
{ends}
Scott: I'm sure it's okay for him to know
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Amy: oh Amelie is eyeing on them
Hannah: yoink
Amelie: WOAH! what the?...GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME!
Hannah: don't you get tired of being an [REDACTED]hole?
Amelie: it's gotten me this far in life
Hannah:...yeah I'm sure you're sunshine and rainbows back home!
Amelie: *sigh* look you're young your brain's not fully developed
Hannah: [REDACTED] I'm a bartender! all I do is listen to people...now it's time for you to listen can you lay off the paranoia with Jade?
Amelie: what's in it for me?
Hannah: I'm saying this for your sake no one wants to be the first person voted out you really want that label?
Amelie: I don't back down from a fight
Hannah: have you considered that maybe not everything is a fight? can we chill?
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Amelie: fine
{confesional}
Hannah: people like Amelie are a dime a dozen at my bar only difference is well by the time I meet them they've lost everything I just hope she doesn't turn out the same
Jasmine: yeah sure
Hannah: I never applied for this show I was recruited at a party where some hot shot producer thought I'd be a fun add sometimes people work so hard their whole life that they lose sight of what's in front of them...I lost my dad before I was born and my mom when I was 12...you never appreciate the time you have until it's gone
{ends}
Sammy: oh that's very sad
Ella: poor Hannah
*Blue team*
Marissa: Anastasia are you okay?
Anastasia: ugh my back hurts I swear this shelter wasn't this slanted yesterday
Isabel: you probably slept on it wrong or something
Anastasia: if I could adjust it
*raccoon*
Anastasia: ah! it's a rat!
Marissa: hehehe relax it's just a raccoon
*it leaves*
Isabel: a rat? haha you did him so dirty
Amy: I would be scared if a raccoon was living in the walls
*Natalia walks in*
Isabel: ah! the raccoon is back!
Natalia: oh ha ha hey I need to speak with you
Marissa: what's up?
Natalia: it's Lynda she approached me the other day on a potential girls' alliance
Isabel: aren't we girls?
Natalia: yeah that's kinda why I'm asking
Marissa: so us 4 plus Lynda vote together if we lose...I like it
Anastasia: but didn't Lynda mouth off to you? I don't know about this
Marissa: if it keeps us girls strong I can sweep it under the rug
*meanwhile*
Jasmine: yeah Lynda isn't the best option for a girls' alliance
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Amy: and there is Alessio painting
Logan: so this is where you've been hiding
Alessio: Dio mio! uh don't cloud my thinking space boy!
Logan: Logan...but you would know that if attended the icebreakers
Alessio: I like solitude
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Logan: you missed a corner yeah right there
Alessio: if I entertain your boyish questions will you leave me be?
Logan: hey man I'm just looking out for you everyone thinks you're hella sus...did you kill somebody
Amy: that's a very rushed assumption
Alessio: haha is that the assumption? I'm some character out of goodfellas?
Logan: what's goodfellas
Sammy: why is it sad?
*BREAKS IT*
Sammy: woah!
Logan: w-what it was good!
Alessio: pathetic! there is no excuse for my failure!
{confessional}
Alessio: the path of an artist is often paved with sorrow...not me though you can tell a thousand words from a single image if I have one fatal flaw it's my disinterest in my perception I prefer to let my work speak for itself...recently however the lack of inspiration has plagued me this show is my last hope to save my life's passion before the spark is gone
{ends}
Amy:...uh okay
Jasmine: oh the next challenge is about to start
Trevor: welcome back Red team Blue team! ready to start your first immunity challenge?
Diego: should we go a little easy this time?
Lynda: ha y'all just got lucky
Hannah: keep telling yourselves that
Derek: in front of you is a narrow platform surrounded by mud we will have one-on-one matches pitting teams against one another win points by pushing your opponent into the mud using only the sticks provided first team to 5 wins immunity
Trevor: losing team we'll see your butts in elimination where someone will be the first voted out of Disventure Camp figure out your order and we'll get started
Jasmine: huh kinda the same in season 1 right?
Amy: well yeah but this time they both have dueling sticks instead of one team having weaker sticks
Isabel: alright we have Isabel for Blue team taking of Hannah for Red
Natalia: go off Isa!
Amelie: beat her to a pulp Hannah!
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Derek: and go!
*they fight*
Isabel: what's up? scared of a sweet ol' nun?
*they fight*
*hit*
Hannah: wait what the hell is that?
Isabel: what? *STUPID* *KNOCKED*
Shawn: are you serious Isabel?
Trevor: Hannah wins the first point for the Red team...next round Logan for the Blue team taking on Ivy for Red ready go!
Richard: focus bud! use yer core!
Logan: hey uh look I really don't wanna hit a girl
Ivy: oh scared you'll lose?
*ATTACK*
Logan: ow!
Zaid: there you go Ivy push him!
Logan: crap! woah! *stands*...*KNOCKS*
Ivy: ugh son of a gun!...damn!
Logan: yeah! that's how we do it baby!
Derek: Logan scores the first point for Blue team the score is 1-1
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Tristan: good try Ivy
Amy: yeah
Derek: next round Natalia from blue vs Zaid from Red ready go!
Anastasia: knock that twig off the stand!
Natalia: oh this will be easy honey
Zaid: oh really? hehehe bring it on sister!
*they fight*
*HIT*
Natalia: ow!
Zaid: oh um my bad you good?
Jasmine: Natalia is faking!
Spencer: Zaid focus!
*smirk*
*KNOCKS*
Zaid: ohhh that was a dirty trick!
Natalia: sorry!
Trevor: Natalia scores for Blue! the score is 2-1 next round
*high five*
Trevor: Richard from Blue vs Tristan from Red campers ready go!
Amy: oh Tristan is scared
*shiver*
Lynda: what are these bozos doing? fight!
Richard: uh kid you good?
Tristan: I'm not really much of a fighter
Amelie: are you serious?!
Ivy: hey lay off!
Richard: don't sweat it bud when you're playing for a team it's easy to get overwhelmed just take it at your own pace
Tristan: *INHALE* yeah I think I'm...I think I'm good! thanks man!
Richard: anytime bud
Ella: oh how sweet
Ted: ugh I'm bored
*Tristan hits*
*KNOCKS*
Derek: that took longer than necessary but Richard wins the point
{confessional}
Richard: regardless of what team we're on everyone deserves a fair shot that's how I coached my team back home and that's the example I'll set here too not sure if anyone can tell but I'm a bit old when I played for the Vancouver Beaver Tails I had trouble showing who I was even my parents didn't know I was gay and I never got the chance to tell them now I'm living openly with my husband and daughter coaching full-time if there's one thing to know about me it's that I value authenticity
{ends}
Jasmine: how did they...nevermind we'll just roll with it
Derek: Lynda from Blue now takes on Jade from Red Blue leads 3-1
Lynda: aww how's that high horse Red team?
Jade: overconfidence nice that'll help you
Derek: ready go!
Marissa: you got this Lynda!...*shoulder*
Anastasia: what? she's an [REDACTED]
Marissa: come on...for the team?
Anastasia: ugh...go Lynda
*they fight*
*Jade uses mud*
Lynda: ah! oh jeez were you raised in a barn?
Jade: just follow my voice...loser
*struggle*
*KNOCKS*
Trevor: Jade scores for Red but Blue is still leading 3-2 next up Anastasia for Blue and Benji for Red
Amy: Benji is sure to lose
Trevor: campers ready...go!
Benji: should I have taken my glasses off for this?
Anastasia: don't bother
*HIT*
Benji: ow that actually kinda hurt
Anastasia: what do you mean "actually"?
Benji: well you know you're a model
Amy: yeah he lost
Anastasia: okay you're dead!
Benji: sorry no I just meant-
*NICK TREATMENT*
Shawn: OH!
Scott: my god!
*KNOCKS WITH LEG*
Anastasia: how's that for a model?
Trevor: and Anastasia is disqualified
Amy: wait what?!
Anastasia: what?
Lynda: yeah what? she clearly beat him
Trevor: unfortunately Anastasia forgot you can only knock players off with the stick! Benji gets the point
Jasmine: that's not fair!
Anastasia: are you serious?!
Marissa: at ease Anastasia! calm down
*falls*
Diego: you okay amigo?
Benji: yeah
{confessional}
Benji: not the first time I've been hit in the nards over saying something stupid
{ends}
Scott: not the first?
Derek: okay the score is 3-3 tied Alessio from Blue taking on Spencer from Red ready go!
*Alessio dodges*
Logan: what is bro doing?
Marissa: swing at him Alessio!
*Alessio dodges*
*Spencer falls*
Sammy: things are looking good for Alessio
Amelie: get your [REDACTED] back on the platform
*Spencer becomes stronger*
Sammy: or maybe not
Alessio: hehe uh listen we could discuss this like gentlemen! *gasp*
*KNOCKS INTO THE GROUND*
Alessio: oooh! my spine!
Derek: oh! that hurts but still counts Red leads 4-3
Trevor: alright potentially the last round Ted from Blue vs Amelie from the Red Ted needs to win this to keep blue team in it
Anastasia: don't lose!
Ted: wouldn't dream of it
*they fight*
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Amy: Red team might win!
Hannah: that's it Amelie push him!
Amelie: I know what I'm doing!
*Ted grabs stick*
*they both fall in*
Trevor: Ted wins barely! it is 4-4 meaning the next point is our winning point!
Amy: what I saw Ted fall in first!
{confessional}
Marissa: it all comes down to this time to earn my leadership title
{ends}
Trevor: alright it's Marissa vs Diego! winner wins it for their team ready go!
Anastasia: go easy on him girl
Ted: VOMIT ON HER!
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Sammy: wtf
Spencer: you can do it Diego!
Marissa: game on!
*they fight*
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*they push*
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*Diego moves*
*Marissa falls in*
Derek: Diego scores the final point! Red team wins again!
*they cheer*
Amy: awesome
{confessional}
Diego: can't believe I won this! what a great story for my next tour group hehehe...back in Colombia my family was always poor and that came with certain limitations I had to learn to love the simpler things in life ultimately money is the big block that stops me from seeing the world and taming every animal on earth silly maybe but damn wouldn't that be fun?
{ends}
Ella: Diego looks completely different at a young age
Sammy: yeah and it's nice to see he can tame any animal
Trevor: congrats Red team on your 3rd victory in a row! enjoy the night off!
*they walk out*
Benji: woohoo! ah! ow!
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Shawn: huh these hosts give you an ice bag if you get hit in the kiwis...unlike Chris
Derek: as for you Blue team got nothing for ya see you tonight at elimination
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Amy: I still feel like Alessio is going home
Sammy: yeah he did lose
Ella: we'll see who goes home
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*Blue team*
Richard: don't worry everyone the important thing is we all tried our best and had f-
Anastasia: god I am so sick of losing
Lynda: blame G. I. Jane over here she lost the game point
Logan: come on that's not fair you can't put that on her!
Alessio: we all lost no sense in pointing fingers
Lynda: just saying what we're all thinking
Marissa: I...I need to be alone
Jasmine: dang...what are you gonna do Anastasia?
Anastasia: can we talk
*walks*
Scott: Ted is on to them
Anastasia: are you stupid or something? Natalia told us you wanted to form a girls' alliance so why are you pointing fingers at any of us?
Lynda: she lost the game point!
Anastasia: brutish old woman you lost as well!
Lynda: huff well I never!
Anastasia: after that stunt why would I ever trust working with you?
Lynda: face it sweetie we're two hours from trial and there's little to no trust I give you my word I'm in the girls' alliance
{confessional}
Anastasia: ugh Lynda is a piece of work but I do want to prioritize an easy vote this first time...pretend to be her ally for now and pull the plug later
{ends}
Jasmine: yeah I would do the same thing...oh Ted heard it all
Ted: what are y'all doing?
Lynda: what? oh um...Ted is it?
Scott: forgetting someone's name as a lie is stupid
Ted: I heard something about a..."girls' alliance"
Lynda: what? you must've heard wrong mister we were just gossiping about today's loss yeah now if you'll excuse me I'm going to wash up for elimination! *leaves*
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{confessional}
Ted: maybe Lynda didn't say it with her mouth but she said it with her face...my story is one of proving folks wrong poker players are notorious for either being stupid for choosing this path or having huge payouts...I fall into the latter high risk high reward is a dumb way to live unless you know what you're doing I've mastered telling when someone's lying simply by their tone and facial changes...saved me thousands at the table...hope it'll save me a million out here too
{ends}
Amy: did he really play poker at a young age?
Logan: so hey Alessio who do you wanna vote with?
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Alessio: whoever keeps me long enough to figure this out
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Logan: perhaps he needs a mustache
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Amy: why would you do that
Jasmine: he's gonna vote for you
Alessio: hmm...*gasp*
Logan: what? did I do something wrong?
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Alessio: I...I think I...finally see it...this painting is...me! the stache the hair...I've been enraptured by the decay of one's skills much like this fortune teller...I see I was feeding the insanity within myself! rather than putting truth in my work
Logan: what ever you say does that mean-
Alessio: yes! perhaps I can stop being an obsessed fool we must focus on surviving tonight!
Sammy: oh wow he changed!
Ted: I can help with that
Logan: Ted? Richard?
Ted: I was just explaining to Richard overheard Lynda and the other girls planning a girls' alliance
Richard: oh bud do I love women's strength in numbers
Scott: you're a boy
Ted: where does that leave us though Rich?
Richard: oh uh good point
{confessional}
Alessio: Ted trying to force his hand is like me trying to force my art I won't fall for it I am a different man from exactly 3 minutes ago!
{ends}
Amy:...Alessio...you have to vote with them
*night*
Marissa: apology accepted
*shake hands*
Anastasia: ok first order of business who are we targeting?
Lynda: Ted...he cornered me earlier about our girls' alliance
Isabel: damn! he's always been crafty I never trusted him
Marissa: I'm on board with that
Scott: I think Ted is gonna talk to Lynda...yep
Lynda: hey!
Ted: shh!
Lynda: ugh what do you want
Ted: *whisper* listen I know you're in a girls' alliance
Lynda: I told ya you're full of doody
Ted: keep lying if you want but know this...that group does not like you and you know it do you really want the gal pals thinking of you as their weakest link?
Lynda: that the best you got?
Ted: hey I'm just someone who's willing to work with you just an offer to keep open
{confessional}
Lynda: *sigh* Ted makes a fair point this isn't the ideal set of girls I want to work with but...ugh...can I really trust that man?
{ends}
Scott: yeah Ted saved himself
*elimination*
Trevor: welcome one and all to our new elimination trial area!
Lynda: *whisper* okay girls here's what I think we should do
*unintelligible whispering*
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Amy: what kind of whispering was that?
Derek: what is this game of telephone going on here?
Lynda: oh nothing Derek just confirming the plan
Trevor: interesting if didn't know any better I'd say the gender lines have been drawn
Richard: Trevor we all respect each other as individuals and gender didn't play a role
Trevor: no...comment?
Natalia: nope just ready to vote
Trevor: well you know how this works and if you don't you'll figure it out soon enough one by one make your way to the voting booth and write down the name of the person you want to send home
Amy: oh boy the music just got tenser
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Derek: once the votes are read the decision is final person voted out will be asked to leave this area immediately first vote...Ted
Scott: umm
Amy: Alessio voted the wrong peron
Scott: oh okay
Derek: Marissa that's 1 vote Ted 1 vote Marissa...Marissa...Marissa that's 3 vote Marissa
Ella: poor Marissa
Derek: next vote...Alessio
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Amy: yep he's out
Scott: see I told you Ted would make Lynda change her mind
Derek: Alessio...Alessio that's 3 vote Alessio
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Derek: Alessio that's 4 votes Alessio
Alessio: seriously?
Derek: first person voted out of Disventure Camp...Alessio
*he stands*
Amy: yeah knew it
Logan: dude no!
Alessio: it's okay Logan I arrived here with a hollow facsimile of what I was but...due to your persistence and kinship...I found my dormant inspiration...anew thank you my friend
Logan: *sniffs* yeah man any time bro!
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Trevor: sorry Alessio! it's time for you to go!
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Amy: wait where is he going
Shawn:...they're using boats now?
Jasmine:...I wonder who's driving it
{confessional}
Lynda: I couldn't commit to either alliance not yet by taking out the least social camper leave the door open to work with Ted or the girls tonight's vote was about ruffling the least amount of feathers
{other}
Marissa: I don't understand this lady first she pitches Ted then switches to Alessio right before voting?...you know what? Ana's right Lynda's stay here will be short and we'll make sure of it
{ends}
*ends*
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Jasmine: Lynda is screwed
Amy: yeah there's no way she's making to merge
Ella:...you know they say this season has 26 episodes...is there gonna be like 2 rejoiners? or more non-elimination episodes?
Sammy: I would say rejoiners
Amy: it's a bit to early to think about that
Shawn: yeah we watched only 2 episodes
Scott: well see you next time
Amy: yeah I guess so
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*Ally's home*
AI Hunter: you're such a [REDACTED]ing [REDACTED] Krystal! *pull out a gun* I don't want to get eliminated like the rest *SHOOTS* change my [REDACTED]ing order or I'll shoot all of your or-
*ends*
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Ally: uh...
Hunter: what kind of AI was that?!
*THE END*