All rights belong to Rick Riordan.

Carrying on from the last chapter, Adult themes throughout.

We Demand Answers From Some Old Ladies

(Percy)

Despite the maelstrom of information I had learned recently that was tumbling around in my head at that point, I held on tightly to the woman sitting in front of me who despite all of her seeming power was just as if not more worried than I was.

I was obviously concerned for our children but as a man, I also could not comprehend that panic in the same way in the same way she could. That for the last five months she had been able to feel their presence within her womb since day one, but now that comforting and self-reassuring sensation was gone and she rightfully had begun to panic.

As to the other issue she seemed unaware of her possible status as a Primordial goddess. Something that should have been impossible, right? After all although we were both related to those enigmatic beings that came first, the both of us were three generations of immortals below them. Our parents and grandparents had been gods and Titans respectively and not exhibited any of the traits that Harmony was now showing.

Hades, even the two actual confirmed Primordials I had met and killed in the last months did not affect me with the stifling presence as this naked goddess did.

So why was she like it? Artemis and by extension Diana were generally regarded as not as powerful as me. For the record those were also her own words when we in private. Didn't mean she could not kick my ass in a heartbeat of course but in an honest battle I could beat her nine times out of ten unless she basically 'nuked' me from orbit. With my control over time and weapons anything else was basically guaranteed in my favour.

Yet now it took most of my willpower not to be shaking in fear at our close proximity to one another.

At last however it seemed that the goddess finally noticed the silver droplet on my hand as she gently lifted it to where she could see it clearer. As she did however the lighting in the room returned to normal, slightly reducing the gloomy atmosphere in here at least.

"So that is how it is." Harmony said with a sigh as she wiped the tear of my hand and rubbed it between her thumb and forefinger appraisingly.

"It's alright we will find out the meaning of all this, we have people that can help us." I told her though whether I was trying to reassure her or myself I was still not sure.

"Oh I know who I am going to ask, and they owe us some serious answers." Harmony growled out angrily rising to her feet suddenly, clearly filled with determination.

Meanwhile I was suddenly filled with an emotion that was not determination, as not for the first time tonight, my vision was filled with a goddess's backside. Her now much longer hair draping over my shoulders and back like silk.

As if reading my mind Harmony turned around and looked down at me as I was now presented with her womanhood in all its glory.

"Oh don't you worry my love, we are coming back to this." She said with a smile as she placed a hand under my chin and tilted my head up, resisting the urge to focus on her breasts and their pert nipples, I looked into her eyes.

"Oh sure, I guess." I stammered out nervously as the goddess's eyes looked down at my body instead seemingly focusing on something else.

"Now come on and get dressed, because that belongs to me and me alone." She teased licking her lips seductively before walking off towards a dresser in the corner. Naturally my gaze was focused on her swaying backside as she did so, leaving me almost disappointed when she put on a fresh set of silver panties.

Now for obvious reasons I would much rather have a sexy and sultry Harmony over the miserable and sad one from a few minutes ago, but it was surprising how fast her emotions could change. So come to think of it maybe there was hope she was still pregnant and just being her normal self.

Still after the last two hours I could do with a short intermission before we inevitably ended up back here.

"There is a problem with that, where are most of my clothes?" I asked awkwardly rising to my feet, my hands naturally covering my erection as I looked around the room. I had strong memories of most of my garments being torn off by the two goddesses. Unlike her I did not have any fresh clothes in her temple. So i would likely have to find and repair those I was wearing before.

Turning around the goddess looked at me whilst still tightening her bra, only to pause as she found herself seemingly unable to tighten the clasp. Now I had obviously noticed that Harmony was slightly bustier that her constituent aspects but apparently she had not as she furrowed her brow in annoyance.

"Well this is annoying." She said before tossing the small garment away and seemingly summoning another.

"Why don't you make those hands actually do something useful and come here and help me with this?" She asked holding the bra out towards me as I took a gulp and stepped towards her, like the faithful 'whipped' male I was. I took the piece of the underwear off her as she turned around.

Holding her hair out of the way she giggled as I roughly tried to manipulate the garment onto her body. I was much better at taking one of her it seemed as I could do that in a few seconds where this took an uncomfortable minute or two, all the while I was conscientious of my own body's exposure to her.

"Oh thank the gods," I muttered as I locked the clasp on the back.

"You know if you were a girl again I could probably find you a change of clothes in here." She teased turning around again as I suddenly felt the fingers of her left hands glide along my shaft causing my whole body to stiffen and quiver as she winked and smiled. Such a gently touch was all it took and I was basically reduced to putty in her hands.

"Of course if you did that it wouldn't be as fun teasing you… Or would it?" She mused playfully as I suddenly got flashbacks to Artemis and Diana having their brief bit of girl on girl. I would have been lying to say I did not find it hot to watch. However how it would feel if i too was a girl was something i was not so sure about.

"Oh my, seems that I have stirred up something in you…" She said gliding her hand up across my chest to my chin before she leaned in and kissed me playfully. Closing my eyes I returned the gesture enthusiastically as I ran my hand around the back of her neck.

"…But now is not the time I'm afraid." She said pulling away and winking at me as I realised that suddenly we were both fully dressed.

"How…" I began to question as the goddess merely shrugged and grinned.

Oh right, my fiancée had become a super powered possible Primordial and had no idea what she was capable of.

"So I had to suffer through putting that bra on you on you why?" I complained weakly.

"For my amusement, besides don't lie you enjoyed feeling me up whilst doing so." She commented with a wink as I took a deep breath whilst rolling my eyes in exasperation.

"So anyway, it is almost 3am in the morning on New Year's day. Whose evening are we about to ruin?" I asked running my hands through my hair, really wishing I had a chance to have a shower first. Harmony since her transformation smelt fine as we had not done anything strenuous since she had done so.

I was willing to bet I smelt of sweat and other body fluids.

"Don't worry about it; we will be back before long. Besides not as if those three hags would recognise the smell anyway." Harmony commented as if reading my mind as she saw me pull my shirt collar down a little and wrinkle my nose.

"Those three… Don't tell me…" I began to say, my eyes widening at the implication as she grabbed my hand and we disappeared. There were only two groups of women I knew that went around as a trio and I knew I was not going to be riding a taxi shortly.

'You're kidding right, the Fates actually live here?" I asked the goddess who was glaring at a small country house with a fruit stand out front and white picket fencing as we walked towards it. It had been around six years but I had been on the other side of this highway in upstate New York, back when I left Yancy. I remembered Grover freaking out when he saw the three, now unfortunately memorable old ladies cutting threads. The sound had haunted me for years at its clear clarity despite the traffic.

Now of course I had seen a different side of them on multiple occasions whether it was threatening the gods themselves or beating an unfortunate Giant to death with sticks. What I did know was they were clearly dangerous despite their appearance.

Not that Harmony appeared too bothered as she climbed the two steps up to the porch, covering the remaining three meters to the front door in as many places as I followed behind a lot less confidently.

"So what do we do just knock?" I asked nervously as the goddess paused for a second as she reached for the outer screen door.

"Not exactly." Harmony said simply before kicking both door off the hinges as they then went tumbling down the hallway inside, scaring the hell out of a number of cats that were sleeping inside. I sure hoped this was the right place and we were not breaking into some other old ladies home lest we give her a heart attack.

Stepping through the destroyed door frame after Harmony I looked around the place spotting rolls of thread of every size tucked into every crevice telling me that we had the right place. Ahead of us in a flash at the top of the stairs the three fates had appeared, their silver hair catching the faint light from the lamp the one in the middle held, or rather they were ahead of me. At the exact same time they turned up she disappeared with no warning.

"Percy Jackson what is the meaning of this?" The eldest Clotho demanded her harshly.

"We just came to ask a few questions and get some help if possible." I explained nervously as i stood there facing the three of them for an uncomfortable thirty seconds. Finally I watched the middle figure Lachesis hand the lamp to the last sister and instead she appeared to summon a small reel of thread, one that appeared to begin as sea-green in colour before shifting to gold at the very end.

Just the mere sight of that thread however made me feel ill as I realised I was looking at my own life in their hands. With almost excellent dexterity the Fate unwound the spool around her fingers as I faintly noticed small knots tied here and there in it, signalling important events if I was to hazard a guess.

Reaching the end quickly she appeared satisfied.

"He speaks the truth; he is only here to ask for answers. However I am unable to see why, he came with another who eludes my sight." Lachesis explained as I let out a breath of relief.

"Surely the other must be Artemis? Check hers…" Clotho demanded only to be cut off as Harmony returned next to me, wings out and glowing in all her radiance.

"Oh I am sorry are you looking for this?" Harmony called back at them sarcastically as she held a far larger reel of silver thread between her hands. The size difference between the pair of them harshly highlighting the difference in age between us two. However at the same time there were fewer knots in hers and those there were more spread out along its length.

"Who goes there?" Atropos shouted out looking around the room and I realised the three of them were unable to see Harmony. Despite the fact she was standing directly between me and them.

"Really you three are pathetic, should someone manage get a hold of their own fate, and then you are unable to see them. Hold this please my love." Harmony added handing me the spool of silver thread which I hesitantly took from her. I was suddenly quite literally holding Artemis's entire life in my hands.

The moment she did so however it seemed that the Moirai suddenly seemed able to see the goddess in front of them as they took a step back from the silver figure. Clearly they did not need any direct explanation to know that something was different with this goddess.

"So then ladies let's have a little chat, and Atropos if you so much as think about doing anything to Percy's fate I will plaster the walls with bits of you. I found where your three threads were as well." The glowing goddess threatened as the Fates collectively gulped.

Several uncomfortable minutes later I was seated at a table with a cup of black coffee in my hand as the silver thread sat on my lap. I hadn't asked for the drink but Harmony had made them make it, I think more for her own amusement.

'You know I could resolve so many problems in life in just a few minutes in here with a pair of snippers. See that large bronze thread over there in the corner under the lamp, I think that is Ares.' The goddess told me mentally as sure enough I turned and had a look; it was only slightly longer than Artemis own it seemed but far more knotted and twisted in appearance than hers as he was more active throughout it.

Taking a seat opposite us in identical rocking chairs the three Fates looked at Harmony.

"We do not know you. You are clearly related to Artemis and Diana and yet you are not them." Clotho stated seriously.

"Wow did you work that out on your own, why else would you be not be able to see me if I was not clearly holding my own fate. But hypothetically what you say if you were told that two aspects of a divine were to merge into a single consciousness?" Harmony teased clearly enjoying watching the three of them squirm.

"That is impossible such a thing could not be done, we have not seen such a thing."

"Well I am starting to notice a trend; you have not really seen fuck all recently regarding me! Now you three are supposed to be the ones who see everything that is supposed to happen in EVERYONE'S life. Which is why no one ever comes here and disturbs you because one snip and they would go away. So why am I different? I mean you have clearly been having fun with my fate for the last few year's right? Whittle my Hunters down a few at a time leaving me desperate for any help, forcing me to beg for help. And let's not get into the real elephant in the room, which of you three thought it was great idea to make me fall in love…" Harmony demanded angrily of the three her eyes glowing as the rocking chairs froze mid-motion. That appeared to get their attention as old hands gripped the wooden armrests tightly.

"Because bravo I fell for it, hook line and sinker. I mean less than a month later and pregnant, no point going slow was there. In for a penny, in for a pound, right? Just get all of it out of the way at once, right? So start talking now because I refuse to believe this was all down to Percy's bad luck."

"We did nothing after bringing you together that was the last thing we directly did. Were we to know what would happen next we would not have done so, Aphrodite's interference was not planned by us. Her actions were nothing to do with us. However she has always been capable of manipulating things in unexpected ways. As a result we were left in extenuating circumstances and asked our mother to step in…" Clotho began to explain in a panic as the aura being exuded by Harmony began to intensify in her anger.

"Do not go blaming that stupid love goddess whore; she is just as much a pawn for you play with as the rest of us!"

"She is the child of Ouranos alone; she may go around in the garb of a Olympian goddess. But that is only because it suits her needs and amuses her. But she has no more compulsion to follow our plans than you do currently." Clotho explained desperately her two sisters looking at her in panic as she finished.

"Wait Aphrodite is a Primordial goddess?" I asked in shock as even Harmony appeared taken back a second.

"If she so wished it, Love is the one power that defines all logic and explanation for a reason. Look around this building all you want, you will not find her thread here. But you will find evidence of her machinations everywhere as threads that are joined and pulled apart on a whim. Thankfully for everyone, she limits her power significantly else she would be a walking calamity. Your father has always been aware of it and that is why he married her off to Hephaestus, because if she genuinely was in a mutual loving relationship she would probably revert to her real nature and destroy her lover whomever they were." Lachesis explained leaving me with a great many questions but they could all wait for another time.

"You said your mother got involved, that's Ananke right?" I asked remembering the name when my father threatened them before. The three of them nodded simultaneously in response.

"For reasons unknown to even us, Artemis was clearly supposed to stay a virgin goddess, eternally. Not just because of the promise thing she made as a child, that was just convenient cover but something to do with a safeguard from what we could work out. However we did not detect this condition on Diana's fate when we had two of you meet and fall for one another otherwise we would have stopped that plan immediately, however due to Osmosis those feelings then also began to affect Artemis and one thing lead to another. The personality differences and rivalries between herself and her aspect Diana were another such safeguard. The final was to curse her with being unable to control her true power. As I said we were not responsible for this, the only people who could place these conditions on a soul especially a divine one are our mother and… him." Clotho said turning extremely pale and shivering as the rage aura being generated by the goddess in front of her threatened to overflow.

And I could not blame her, someone had clearly been fucking with her life for a long time, her personal inter-aspect issues of superiority and inferiority respectively were engineered that way from the start and for what? Unless someone knew at her birth, what could happen if all those conditions were met. That consequence of course being the goddess in front of me.

Unbeknownst to me then I had inadvertently bulldozed through all those safeguards by accident. Broken the curse and released her full capability, check. Virginity, definitely check. Got both goddesses to agree on something and care about it at the same time, ironically I was pretty sure that something was me bringing them to simultaneous orgasm, check.

"Do you have any other little surprises you want to tell me about myself before I consider burning this whole place down. Because you better believe you are not getting that back anytime soon." Harmony shouted pointing at the thread I held tightly.

"What about my children? Why can I not feel them?" She demanded placing her hand on her stomach for emphasis.

"Their proto-threads are still intact so they are still alive; however they are not yet ready to be brought into this world. As to why you cannot feel them I would assume it is because you in that form are not the goddess of maidenhood and childbirth. However we cannot see what your actual domains are either as you now cloud our sight." Clotho answered summoning and holding a basket close to her chest and as the Fate of Birth Harmony actually seemed content with that answer as she backed off a little. Behind her I let out a sigh of relief at those words as well. Our children were safe even if exactly how that pregnancy was working currently was unknown.

"Well guess what, it is staying that way for the time being, I think the three of you have done enough fucking around with my life for the time being. One word of this gets out to anyone from you and I will be back. Come on Seaweed Brain, if anyone is going to be fucking me from now on, it better be you." She said causing me to cough in shock as she stood and left without another word leaving me sitting there red faced whilst holding her very fate in my hands with the three old woman. They looked both simultaneously relieved and saddened to see her go.

'It is alright Perseus you can leave, we will not stop you. We can still see great things in your future as well deep darkness that you will be forced to overcome. It would seem your nature itself is to overcome is it not? Fate is rarely kind to anyone but it seems to have been particularly cruel to you both, and for that you have our sympathies.' They told me mentally before disappearing into light as did all of the contents of the room leaving me with nothing but an empty coffee cup and three still swinging chairs.

'What did they mean deep darkness I will need to overcome' I thought to myself as I stood and left the room and out of the now totally empty house where the goddess was waiting. Brushing it aside for the time being I focused on the one of us who more desperately needed help with their thoughts at this point in time.

"Harmony…" I called out before realising I didn't really know where to begin.

"Seaweed Brain, believe me when I say I am alright. Our children are fine, which is the most important thing, right?" She said trying to sound reassuring but not quite succeeding truly as the look in her mismatched eyes betrayed her emotions. They were dull and dark belying her true mental state.

To find out that even in the pretty screwed up lives we lived, someone had personally manipulated your fate to screw you over was pretty rough. To give you a sense of deep loathing for yourself as some sort of safeguard against what exactly?" The Fates had given us information but not any sort of explanation and who exactly was the Him, Clotho had mentioned after her mother. The only person I knew of that could possibly be as powerful or more so that the Primordial of Fate was Chaos itself but no one knew who or what that really was did they. The mysterious being that was said to have created the first Primordials themselves. But in the world of myths and legends in which I lived that one truly was one… weren't they?

However considering the exact opposite of Chaos was Harmony, I was getting a bad feeling about this all. I just hoped I was wrong on that front; I didn't want any more enemies. Especially not any ones who could possibly rewrite the laws of reality.

"Percy? You were spacing out there." Harmony said now standing directly in front of me.

"I was just thinking about what they said in there. I always thought they had something personal against me this whole time but…"

"It is what it is; there is nothing more either of us can do about it. Even I would know it would be foolish to go down to Tartarus and knock on that Old Woman's door and demand answers. Even if she can no longer do anything to me now that we have this, she can definitely affect those I care about including you. As Artemis I have been defined for too long by holding grudges and where did it get me? The funny thing is that it was Aphrodite that effectively screwed this whole situation up, I mean sure you did the work but her actions on a whim was the first domino." She said laughing as she took the reel of thread from me, scrutinising the silver thread.

As she unwound the last few inches of it, you could see that a fine golden thread had been added to the rest of the reel at which point the number of knots increased exponentially compared to before.

"I wonder if we can work out when you entered my life?" She asked sarcastically.

"No idea, I am sure that is just coincidental. That could mean anything." I joked back happy to see her smiling once again as she wound the thread back around the reel delicately.

"You know I tried to get yours as well, but it seems you can only take control of your own. So they still have you in their grasps, I'm sorry."

"That's alright, as long as you are beside me I know I will be fine. Besides how does it feel to be one of the few people that have probably ever directly seized control of their own future, what are you going to do next?" I asked curiously as a smile began to build on her face as she gazed at me.

"How does grabbing a bite to eat from Monster Donut sound because I could honestly demolish a tray of twelve on my own and then after I was thinking two maybe three solid days of sex. Maybe find out if you dick has any other special abilities, other than making your lovers bodily fluids change colour?" Harmony teased as my jaw dropped and my eyes widened at her words.

"Might be better if we make it a takeaway then." She teased with a wink as I merely nodded in agreement.

Meanwhile the reel of thread she held shrank down from just over a foot in height by around 8 inches to a small fraction of that as the threads became almost microscopic. Eventually forming a small unadorned silver ring that Harmony held in her hands with a smile.

Before I could react she grabbed my left hand and pushed it onto my ring finger as I stood there in shock looking at it.

"If I want my fate to be in anyone's hands it would be yours, now and forever." She said before leaning in and kissing me, her lips tenderly caressing mine as she invited my tongue inside her mouth, out of the corner of my vision I noticed her silver wings folding around us both as I reciprocated with my own golden ones. The metal appendages sealing us both off from the rest of the world inside our very own 'cocoon' of sorts. Even so the light generated by each was more than enough to see each other, as we gently reminded each other of the promises we had made to one another. Her left hand lay in my right one as did mine in hers, The rings now on both our fingers the final confirmation that we would ever need.

'Besides it is not the first time you have had a finger inside me to tonight is it?' Harmony joked almost causing me to choke on my own tongue as she used the opportunity to invade my mouth.

'Do you remember when you were a good little virgin goddess who never said such things?'

'Nope, pretty sure my literal first memory was having your dick inside me as I fucked you hard enough to break my bed. Now come on so I can do it again.' She told me shocking me with the vulgarity of her words but also stirring something up inside me.

I mean there was only one of her this time, which meant I was sure to get a break whilst she too needed to recover...

Right?

Well the fact that fifteen minutes later I had the goddesses bare thighs wrapped around my naked waist inside the disabled toilet of a Monster Donut store, should have told you everything that you needed to know on that one.

Harmony's ass was sitting on the edge of sink her back against the mirror as I thrust inside her roughly as she moaned loudly with each pistoning motion.

There was nothing tender and delicate about this love-making, it was just pure sexual desire at this point as we thrust our bodies against one another without regrets.

Of course it was not long before the goddess like Artemis desired to be in control as she pushed me back onto the closed toilet seat with her mounted on top of me as she chased what would be the first of many climaxes for the new goddess. It was testament to how powerful her climaxes were when she crushed the disabled access pole she was using as support when she finally collapsed onto me as came at last. A full minute after I did as much as I hated to admit it.

I watched in fascination as she stood up from me, her legs wobbling briefly I watched as a globule of our combined fluids run down her right leg. Wordlessly I handed her a dozen or so sheets of toilet roll before wiping myself down and pulling my boxers and pants up around my waist.

Harmony however seemed unfazed as she simply pulled her skirt down and pulled the door open stepping back inside the shop as she walked through the employee's only signed door and behind the counter.

Barely shooting the empousai cowering behind the counter a second glance she happily helped herself to two boxes of sugary treats and then came back to me looping her spare arm through mine as we disappeared from the shop instead appearing several thousand feet into the air as we both spread our wings out, proving the goddess had no issue with mastering these unlike her tail. Turning to me she handed the boxes over as she summoned her bow to hand. Her long auburn hair blowing to one side as the wind continued to blow strongly up here.

"You know it is kind of a shame because the food was pretty good in all honesty, maybe a little heavy handed on the mix, but the filling was frankly divine if a little runny. But the state of those toilets was an absolute disgrace, it was like they don't even care about guest hygiene." She said sarcastically and with multiple double entendres as she drew an arrow against the string before letting it go.

The arrow going several times the sound barrier hit the restaurant with enough force to level every tree for a hundred meters around it as the building imploded. The walls and ceiling caving inwards towards the point of impact and crushing against one another before seemingly detonating debris dozens of feet into the air. Normally I would have considered the impossibility of creating a singularity with an arrow but with this goddess nothing surprised me at the moment.

"Well there is another one for Nasa to explain." I commented with a whistle as I looked at the crater below.

What was most eyebrow raising however, was that had been her bow on its smallest and weakest setting, it was just as if not more powerful than the great bow mode when Artemis used it. What was that form respectively capable of doing.

Harmony meanwhile seemed quite content with her handiwork as she snaked a hand under the lid of the top box I held and fished out a simple ring donut.

I watched in fascination as she gently started to lick the glaze off it, her tongue sensuously working around the hole in the middle smiling as she did so.

"You know these ones are alright but I think they better suit your tastes, I like ones that have a good filling." She remarked sultrily as she flapped her wings and climbed a few feet above me, a gust of wind reminding me quickly that she had not put panties back on.

"You know your mother could be watching." I told her with a grin as flew back level with her.

"I couldn't care if my father was watching, my life is mine to do with as I wish and I will let no one else tell me what I can and cannot do. Now come on and let's go.' She said me firmly as we travelled back to her temple.

(Thalia)

"After that neither of us left the room for two days." Percy explained nervously as we all stared at him.

Of course he did not explain the full details of what the pair of them had gotten up to, instead being more reliant on implication. Which if anything was probably worse as it allowed our immature minds to imagine these things for ourselves.

Of course the youngest ones like Marina and Jacqueline probably had no idea what he was talking about and hopefully it stayed like that but me. I have a very active imagination and some experience albeit with two girls rather than a man and a woman.

Of course whilst I was allowing my mind to imagine what exactly the two divine lovers had been doing to each other I had also been processing the actual information on Harmony that Percy had explained.

"So does that mean that ring you are wearing is really Artemis's thread of fate?" Erika called out and sure enough I did finally notice the band of metal on his finger as he held it up clearly for us to see. It was exactly that a small band of silver a few millimetres thick however I was willing to bet that if you put it under a microscope you would find it made out of thousands of individual threads of silver.

"I guess that means we really are stuck with you then." Tania complained with a sigh of almost resignation. The finality of the situation seeming to sink in at last, even when they did have their official wedding it was all but a formality at that point. The rings on their fingers already pledged them both together.

"Well glad to see you have finally recognised that fact Tania, or were you waiting for our children to be born before you finally caught up to the rest of the world?" Harmony told us shaking her head as she sudden appeared behind Percy's chair, catching even him by surprise as she placed a hand on his shoulder. She had also returned back to her normal silver attire albeit with the addition of the extra wings behind her.

Unlike before however she seemed to have reduced the disorientating aura that she was exuding. It was still there but I did not feel like I was going to collapse again.

"So does anyone else have any questions at this point?"

"So you no longer have a set fate? How exactly does that work?" Reyna asked from beside me as several heads nodded in agreement.

"Honest answer no idea but hopefully if we have a few calm weeks without someone trying to ruin everything for me I will it will be working. However if it means I can break a few prophecies along the way that would be a bonus. No more of that 'die by a parents hand' crap, no offence Zoe." Harmony explained with a shrug.

"So is our mother like you?" Suzie asked raising her hand. We had all been shocked by that announcement when Percy made it of course he had focused his retelling back on the two of them at the time.

"For simplicity sake, Aphrodite is Aphrodite, she does as she pleases without care of the consequences. It does explain her ability to cause trouble when there should have been none, likewise loves ability to strike someone despite however much effort they put into avoiding it. But no your mother bleeds golden the same as any other god, so she is not the same as me. I don't even think I am the same entirely as the Primordials, I am just myself currently until someone can explain it better."

"Does Dad know?" I asked suddenly watching as Percy flinched.

"We will get to that soon, however it is not common knowledge outside of a few Olympians."

"Also how big are we talking like this big?" I jokingly asked holding my hands about ten to eleven inches as Percy started to cough in embarrassment whilst the goddess looked on in disapproval.

Around me the other girls started to react exactly how you would expect a bunch of virgins to react with the exception of Reyna who merely face palmed.

I guess it was no surprise when everyone suddenly froze in place again before seemingly going into rewind as the goddesses golden eye glowed.

"common knowledge outside of a few Olympians." Harmony said again her mismatched eyes now focused on me.

'Wouldn't you like to know little sister, besides it is not the size but how it is used... But yeah about that.' She told me mentally causing me to suddenly cough into the back of my hand as my face became flushed. Clearly the Seaweed Brain was copied in because he too was turning a delightful shade of red as he looked at me awkwardly. Looking at Harmony some understanding seemed to pass between the two and he disappeared into shadows as she sad down on his seat after causing her wings to disappear.

You know what maybe it would be fun having Harmony around, even if it was only to tell me embarrassing secrets about Percy.

'Oh by the way I also know exactly what you brought from the Amazon's right. What you and Reyna get up to is up to you likewise with me and Percy but do not get let it get found. I have enough issues trying to explain my own sex life without explaining why you two are scissoring.' She threatened as I nodded my head subtly in acknowledgement. How exactly she found out about that purchase I had no idea considering she had been missing for the better part of a week but she obviously did.

"Right then where were we, so after about two days of basically non-stop copulation, Percy here got an unfortunate reminder that his other aspects are a bunch of idiots and prone to getting in trouble when no one keeps an eye on them."

"Pride." A number of us all agreed on at once. We had not seen him since the celebratory party after the game.

"Wrong, he kept his word and has been keeping an eye on you whenever he could, when he wasn't unfortunately unconscious due to… unforeseen events." Harmony said pausing looking for the correct phrase.

"Hold on you didn't." I asked knowing what she could be implying.

"Stop rushing the story Thalia, we will get there, but no I did not have sex with Pride or any of those idiots. Get your head out of the gutter." Harmony retorted angrily in annoyance.

"No I had to get involved in Lilith's Bizarre Adventure. What do you know about Sumerian mythology?"

"Is that the gods of summer?" Marina asked as Harmony face froze as she seemed unsure of whether to laugh or face palm at the question.

AN. Well that was a lot easier to write than I thought it would be. Still I kind of prefer the alternative chapter title I Get My Finger Stuck Up Artemis's Ring.

Now for anyone's curiosity sex between our favourite couple is very similar to what you would find between Stormfront and Homelander on the Boys. With the exception that they actually tidy up the mess they make afterwards when they trash the place. Both being capable of controlling time is good like that. Also it is quite ironic she too is a lot older than him.

Not really much more I can write as it has been less than a week, who remembers way back in the days of 2013 when you used to get a chapter or or more a week. Because those days are still gone, I just felt more motivated than usual.