I would just like to say in advance that I'm sorry for ruining these characters for you, this does need to happen in the long run, well some of it, the parts that didn't, you can blame my teenage mind for thinking way too much into this, that being said, here's a warning for heavily implied sexual content. Though if you've made it this far I don't think most of you need it.

—The next day—

I was walking the halls of J.M.A. before eventually going into Sandstom, Camel and Frost's cave. I pulled out some metal poles with a 90 degree curve near the end. I stuck them to the back cave wall so that the curve was sticking upwards. I then attached a hammock to it.

"They're going to be surprised when they hear that I'm going to be staying with them this year." I said getting on to the hammock and getting comfortable.

"Alright, let's see what Glory and Deathbringer are doing." I said opening a video in my mind of what they were doing. They were in there room having a…intervention? I think that's what this would be called.

"Deathbringer, you haven't been yourself lately, what's wrong?" Glory said.

"I'm fine, I just don't deserve you, I couldn't even protect you, I-" he was interrupted by Glory kissing him.

"Deathbringer there was nothing you could have done. And even so, you still tried to protect me the best you could, but none of that matters, it doesn't matter weather you deserve me or not, I love you and that's all that matters."

"But I still didn't-"

"I just told you that it doesn't matter, I don't love you because of what you are, I love you because of who you are, Deathy, and I'll tell you that until you get it trough that thick skull of yours." She said kissing him, causing them both to fall back. With herself on top, she got an idea.

"Uh, please no, I don't want to watch that tonight." I said to myself.

"And to prove to you that I do love you, Deathbringer, I think we should mate."

"What! No, I-I couldn't, I don't deserve it, not after-"

"What did I just say, I don't care whether you failed or not, I still love you, so do want this or not?"

"I mean, yes, a lot but-"

"Well then you won't mind me doing this." She said in a seductive tone.

"Welp, here we go" I said in an unenthusiastic tone.

—-A undisclosed amount of time later —-

Glory fell on top of Deathbringer, painting.

"That was amazing, Deathy."

"Me too"

"Hey Deathbringer, know that I'll always love you no matter what happens or what you do, I'll still love you."

"Always, so I could cheat and you'd still love me? I knew you loved me but not that much." He said with a smug look on his face.

"Oh shut up, not that you big doofus" she said swatting him on the snout, smiling.

"It's good to have you back Deathy, you're going to be a good dad."

"Dad? Dad!"

"Yeah, I'd be surprised if aren't going to be one after this."

"I'm going to be a father!" He screamed with excitement. "I promise I won't let either of you down."

"I know you won't. Goodnight, Deathy."

"Goodnight, Glory. Good night little one." He said and they both drifted asleep

"Well that happened, hopefully I don't have to watch that anytime soon."

—The next day—

I was walking around the halls of J.M.A., singing and dancing along to my music.

"She was walking around with a loaded shotgun! Ready to fire at me, a hot one! It went Bang, Bang, Bang straight through my heart! (Straight through my heart!) Although I could have walked away, I stood my ground and let her spay! OOOOooo-"

"Mason?"

"Eh, What?" I said taking off my headphones. "Oh, Peril, what do you need."

"Um, can I ask you a favor."

"Sure, what do you want."

"Well, you know that since I'm a firescale I can't touch anyone except Clay."

"Yes"

"But I can't even touch Clay for an extended period of time without burning him."

"So let me guess, you want me to get rid of your firescales."

"Yeah"

"Well removing them entirely could cause problems, but I can make it so you can control them." I said pulling out a necklace that had Peril and Clay in a "Yin, Yang" position.

"This will make it so you can make your scales from a normal temperature to anything above." She then turned her scales down to a normal temperature, then she got an idea.

"Hey, wait- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I said as Peril increased her temperature drastically and, consequently, increasing her brightness as well. She immediately turned her temperature back down and when my eyes finally adjusted I noticed that everything in a 100 foot radius was either on fire or melting, including myself. I turned everything back to normal.

"Okay, let's not do that again."

"Yeah, sorry. But thanks for this."

"You're welcome, it's no big deal really."

"Well, bye then."

"Bye"

—Sunset—

"Well Peril is definitely going to do something with Clay so time for some Cleril baby!" I said watching the in mi cabeza. Peril walked I into Clays room and started hugging him. Clay was initially shocked from the surprise, but then was shocked by something else.

"Peril, what happened to your firescales?"

"Mason made it so I can control them." She said, demonstrating by turning it on then off.

"Peril, that's amazing, I'm happy for you."

"It also means that I can do this now." She said pulling him in and started making out with him.

"Yep that checks out, well the changes of this escalating is low so we shouldn't get a repeat of last night."

—Sunrise( I wish I was joking)—

"What the fuck did I just witness" both Peril and Clay had just passed out from exhaustion.

"I'd be upset if I wasn't so dam impressed, how are they virgins, well were, but still. You know what I think I need someone to vent to." I said, teleporting me and Turtle to the Land in Between.

"What the! Mason, where are we?"

"Not important, I need someone to vent to and you're the unlucky dragon."

"Should I be worried"

"Yes, so I just have to watch Clay and Peril * for the entire night."

"Ohhhh! Why did you put that image in my head, what did they even do for so long."

"Pretty much everything you can do with just your body."

"Oh god… um Mason, how big is-"

"Turtle, why the fuck do you want to know that."

"To know how concerned I should be for my best friend."

"…Fair enough, it's 15 feet" Turtle then proceeded to choke on his own spit.

"That's about as tall as I am, is she even alive!"

"Well she's a masochist, so yeah she's fine, just won't we able to walk for a few days."

"A what now?"

"You've been traumatized enough for one day, buddy."

"Okay then, well then you've somehow both made me sorry for you because you had to watch and hate you for putting that same image in my head"

"1. It's easier than it seems, 2. Yeah that's fair."

"So do they have Moon tea"

"They won't be needing it, Clay doesn't have the heart and Peril wouldn't do anything to hurt Clay"

"So they're going to be parents."

"Yep"

"How many?"

"Let me check real quick." I said popping back into the universe a few hours later, checking, then going back.

"22 dragonets in 12 eggs. 3 triplet eggs, 4 twin eggs and 5 single eggs."

"Holy shit."

"I know, don't worry I'll give her pain killers when she lays them. Anyway that's all, bye" I said teleporting us both back.

—Later that same day (this was a rough week for me)—

"Alright, hopefully I just have to watch some fluff this time, it's there anniversary and then chances that they elope are low, oh my god I can't believe I just said elope, ugg that felt wrong, fuck, shit, bitch. Oh that's better, anyway back to the ship."

"Fate, you really went over the top for our first anniversary." Starflight said lying next to Fatespeeker

"Maybe compared to you, you just got me a bouquet of flowers."

"Don't worry, I'm saving my better ideas for later years."

"I'll hold you up to that"

"You won't be disappointed" he said, kissing her.

"Although, I swear, if it's just you giving me a bunch of scrolls-"

"Oh don't worry, I know I'm not good at romance but I know that's not romantic" he said and they both started laughing. Fate the was snuggling up against Starflight with her head against his chest.

"Star?"

"Yeah?"

"I still have one more gift for you."

"God fucking dam it!" I screamed "uhhhh, I have a love, hate relationship with this implication of the multiverse, everything can happen, witch creates chaos, witch I love, but it also means that I can't predict it, witch can lead to scenarios like this. So in summary there are drawbacks to being God of the Multiverse."

—A undisclosed amount of time later—

"And it's over, I have a feeling this is going to be a rough week, at least I know it can't possibly happen with Sunkat, right?"

—The next night—

"Alright the statistics say that it shouldn't happen, but common sense says otherwise, so let's see who's right."

Tsunami and Riptide were in a cave sheltering from a storm, tails in entwined, next to each other and a talon looked with the other's talon, while looking out at the storm.

"You know, I think this is the same cave" Riptide said.

"From what?"

"From when I gave you your first aquatic lesson because Whirlpool's was so bad"

"Yeah, yeah, you're a great boyfriend, I know"

"I bet your mother would disagree"

"He, yeah." She said gripping his talon tighter.

"Are you okay, Tsu?"

"Yeah, I'm fine."

"That may work on the others but not on me, what ever it is you can tell me."

"*sigh* Fine, it's just, I'm scared of losing you, my sister almost died a few weeks ago and it kind of shook me up, and how will mother react, I mean she will have to find out eventually! I've seen what she can do and you just mean so much to me and I don't think I could go on without you."

"Who the hell are you and what have you done with Tsunami"

"Oh shut up, squid brain." She said shoving him.

"Seriously though, you don't have to be worried about anything happening to me, I'm not because I know that you'll tear anyone who tries to hurt me to shreds."

"So you're relying on me to keep you safe."

"I never said that, I think I could even beat you."

"You so sure about that."

"Positive."

"Well then beat this" she said lunging at him, and they started wrestling.

—

Me: This is how you write Ripnami Mcvluffcins, take notes.

—

—Some romantic tension increases later—

"Well looks like common sense won this time, unfortunately for me. At least it won't happen tomorrow."

—The next night—

"Surly it can't happen with Sunny but the pattern suggests otherwise, fine let's just see what happens."

Sunny was in her room at the stronghold, thinking about a certain someone.

"Ug, why can't I stop thinking about him, he's just so kind and sweet and funny and handsome, he's just so dreamy." Sunny said aloud, starting to daydream.

—A few uncharacteristically dirty thoughts and a few minutes later—

"She's fucking , fucking *. Because of course she is. You know what I'm going home." I said teleporting myself to my house. I laid down on the couch and groaned.

"Mason? You okay?"

"No" I said pulling out some of my special cigarettes and taking a puff. "I'm just stressed."

"Yeah, just another day in our crazy lives."

"Hey, do you ever regret taking the offer to become this, because I do, even if I didn't get a choice to begin with."

"Mason, I made this choice because I care about you, and I wouldn't back out now, leaving you behind. And that goes for all of us."

"Thanks, I needed that."

"You know I just thought of a way to relieve some of that stress." She said in a seductive tone and crawling on top of me.

"If you think that I want to do it, after watching some of my friends do it then you are… absolutely right! I'm extremely pent up after this week, get down here!"

Can we all just agree that this didn't happen, no, okay then.