I cannot believe I have to eat this dude's gross, smelly, DISGUSTING underwear. And in front of the whole school?
"Salt."
"Pepper."
"Clothespin."
He walks over to where I'm sitting, a silver platter in his hand. He has this smug grin on his face as he sets the platter down in front of me. "Bon appe–tighty–whitey, loser."
Three words: I. Hate. Dash.
The cafeteria was alive with laughter. Not just laughter—howls, jeers, and phone flashes capturing my personal humiliation. He stood tall on a lunch table, hands raised like a triumphant gladiator. Meanwhile, I, Danny Fenton, sat in front of him, choking down the taste of sweat, cotton, and despair. His underwear. I lost the bet, and this was my punishment. My face burned hotter than the Ghost Zone itself. My best friends, Tucker and Sam, looked on from a distance, their expressions a mix of pity and disbelief. Even Mr. Lancer was shaking his head, muttering something about the "cruelty of adolescence."
Finally, I swallowed the last piece. "Happy now?" I croaked, glaring up at Dash.
"Ecstatic." He said with a grin. "Oh, and Fenton? Better luck next year." He hopped off the table, his goons Kwan and Star trailing behind.
The bell rang, signaling the end of lunch. I sprinted out with Tucker and Sam not far behind, who thankfully kept their teasing to a minimum. But inside, something boiled in me. I wasn't just embarrassed—I was angry. Dash had humiliated me for the last time. That night, as I sat in my room fuming, I came to a decision:
Dash Baxter was going to pay.
The next morning, my plan began to take shape. Step one: gather intel.
"Let me get this straight…" Sam said as we walked to class. "You want to prank Dash to get back at him for… the thing we're not going to mention?"
"Exactly, Sam." I said, clutching my notebook. "I just need to figure out what embarrasses him most."
"That's a tall order, though, man." Tucker said. "Dash doesn't have feelings. Or shame."
"He has something." I argued. "No one's invincible. Especially not him."
We reached our lockers, and as luck would have it, Dash was a few feet away. He leaned casually against his locker, flirting with Paulina while Kwan played lookout. I ducked behind the corner, eavesdropping.
"…And that's when Coach said I'm basically guaranteed MVP this season," Dash bragged.
Paulina giggled. "That's so impressive! You're, like, the most popular guy in school."
Dash beamed. "Yeah, well, it's not easy being this awesome. But hey, what can I say? Some of us are born great."
I rolled my eyes. Sam nudged me. "What's the plan, Danny?"
"I'll think of something…" I muttered.
By lunchtime, I had an idea. Dash's popularity wasn't just his strength—it was his Achilles' heel. If I could knock him off his pedestal, even for a moment, it would be the ultimate payback. It started small. I used my ghost powers to make his lunch tray float across the room, spilling food all over him. He blamed Kwan. Later, I phased through the gym locker room and hid his football jersey in the janitor's closet. Practice was delayed for half an hour while he searched frantically. Each little victory felt like a step toward redemption. But as I watched Dash stumble through the hallways, covered in spaghetti sauce and seething over his missing jersey, something strange happened. I didn't feel satisfied. I just felt… empty.
Sam and Tucker noticed. "Okay, spill." Sam said as we sat on the bleachers after school. "Why aren't you gloating right now?"
"I don't know…" I admitted. "It's just… I thought this would make me feel better. But it doesn't."
Tucker shrugged. "Maybe you're going soft."
"Or maybe…" Sam hesitated. "Maybe Dash isn't as bad as we think he is."
I raised an eyebrow. "You do remember the underwear thing, right?"
"Of course, Danny." She replied. "But think about it. Why does he pick on you so much? Why go out of his way to humiliate you? Maybe there's more to it."
I scoffed, but her words stuck with me. Was there more to Dash Baxter? And, if so, did I even want to know?
The next day, my "harmless" pranks escalated. I replaced Dash's deodorant with bright pink body glitter. By lunchtime, he sparkled like a disco ball.
"Alright, who's responsible for this?!" He roared, storming into the cafeteria. The entire school stared, some stifling laughter.
I couldn't help but grin. Finally, Dash was the butt of the joke. I was loving every second of it.
Instead of getting angry, Dash did something unexpected. He laughed. "Yeah, yeah, real funny." He said, brushing glitter off his shoulders. "But don't think for a second I won't find out who did this."
His gaze swept the room—and landed on me. For a split second, his smirk faltered.
I froze instantly.
Was he mad? Amused? I couldn't tell. But one thing was certain: Dash knew. And he wasn't going to let me off the hook.
Dash's gaze lingered on me longer than it should have. My heart thumped in my chest—not out of fear, but something else I couldn't quite place. He didn't look angry, not exactly. It was more like… curiosity.
I quickly turned back to my lunch tray, trying to seem oblivious. Sam leaned in. "He knows it's you, Danny." She whispered.
"No, he doesn't, Sam." I muttered, but I wasn't so sure.
"Dude, he's staring." Tucker hissed.
I peeked out of the corner of my eye. Sure enough, Dash was still looking at me. When our eyes met, he smirked—like he was in on a joke I wasn't.
"Enjoying the show, Fenton?" Dash called out, loud enough for the cafeteria to hear.
A few heads turned my way. I forced a laugh. "I think the glitter suits you!" I shot back, trying to sound braver than I felt.
Dash chuckled, a low, amused sound that sent an unexpected shiver down my spine. "Careful, Fenton…" He said, taking a step closer. "You might regret saying that."
I swallowed hard. Was he threatening me? Or teasing me? The line felt blurred, and it was throwing me off.
By the time the last bell rang, I had convinced myself that Dash's reaction was nothing more than his usual bluster. Still, I couldn't shake the image of his smirk or the way he had looked at me—like he was sizing me up, but not in the usual "how can I make this kid's life miserable" way. I was halfway home when my phone buzzed.
Unknown Number: Nice glitter prank. Let's see if you're as clever next time. 😉
My stomach dropped. "Dash… what the fuck?" I muttered, glaring at the screen. Of course he'd somehow gotten my number.
"What's wrong?" Tucker asked, leaning over my shoulder. When he saw the message, he burst out laughing. "Dude, he's challenging you! This is turning into a full-on prank war."
"Yeah, well, he's not going to win." I said with a smirk, tucking my phone away. But the truth was, I wasn't so sure anymore.
The next day, I decided to up the ante. During gym class, I used my ghost powers to swap Dash's sneakers with a pair of neon-pink ballet flats. He didn't notice until he was halfway through warm-ups.
"DAMN IT, FENTON!" Dash's voice boomed through the gym, echoing off the walls.
I tried to hide my grin, but it was no use. He spotted me on the bleachers, laughing into my hand. I couldn't help it.
"Oh, you think this is funny?" He grunted, marching over. The ballet flats squeaked with every step.
"Absolutely, Dash." I answered, not bothering to hide my amusement. "You pull them off, though. Very graceful, very cute, very demure." I chuckled.
Dash leaned down, his face inches from mine. "You're playing a dangerous game, Fenton…" He said, his voice low. "I like it, though."
For a moment, I forgot how to breathe. His blue eyes locked onto mine, and the air between us felt charged. I wanted to say something snarky, but all I could manage was a weak reply. "Uh… yeah?"
His smirk returned, softer this time. "Yeah." He replied, straightening up. "You'll see."
He walked away, leaving me flustered and confused.
"What the hell was that?" Sam asked, nudging me.
"I… I don't know." I admitted.
The pranks continued over the next few days, each one more ridiculous than the last. I filled Dash's locker with shaving cream. He retaliated by having my entire desk wrapped in caution tape. I turned his soda into ectoplasm. He replaced my gym clothes with a cheerleading uniform. Hey, at least I looked good in it. But the more we went back and forth, the more our interactions shifted. They weren't just about one-upping each other anymore. There were lingering glances, sly grins, and moments where our insults felt more like banter.
One afternoon, I caught him smirking at me in the hallway.
"What, Dash?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Nothing, Fenton." He said, leaning casually against his locker. "Just thinking about how much effort you're putting into this. Almost like you're obsessed with me."
I felt my face heat up. "Obsessed? Please. This is just me evening the score." I smirked.
"Sure it is…" He said, his smirk widening. "But keep telling yourself that, Fenton. Whatever helps you sleep at night."
I opened my mouth to retort, but no words came out. Instead, I just glared at him as he walked away, chuckling to himself.
Sam and Tucker found me a few minutes later. "Okay, spill it." Sam said. "What's going on with you and Dash?"
"Nothing!" I said, maybe a little too quickly.
"Uh-huh." Tucker said, clearly unconvinced. "Because it looks like he's flirting with you."
"He's not!" I insisted, though the thought sent an inexplicable flutter through my chest. "It's just a prank war. That's all."
But deep down, I wasn't so sure anymore.
The prank war reached its boiling point a few days later. Dash had somehow managed to swap out the contents of my ghost thermos with mashed potatoes during lunch, causing an ectoplasmic ooze explosion in the middle of the cafeteria. The laughter was deafening, and my humiliation was complete.
As I stormed out of the cafeteria, I heard his voice behind me. "Aw, come on, Fenton! It was just a joke!"
I spun around, my face red with anger. "Just a joke? Are you serious, Dash? You've made my life miserable enough, but this—this is too far!"
Dash crossed his arms, his ever-present smirk faltering just a little. "Too far? You're the one who started this whole thing with your glitter and ballet flats!"
"Because you made me eat your stupid underwear!" I snapped, stepping closer. "Or did you forget that part?"
Dash's cocky demeanor cracked. His eyes flickered with something—guilt, maybe? "That was… different." He said, his voice quieter.
"Different how?" I demanded. "Because you were on top that time? Because I lost a bet?"
The words hung between us like a live wire, the tension almost unbearable.
"Look." Dash said, running a hand through his hair. "I didn't mean for it to get this out of hand, alright? I just… I don't know."
"You don't know?" I echoed, incredulous. "You've humiliated me in front of the whole school countless times, and you don't even know why?"
For once, Dash didn't have a comeback. He looked at me, really looked at me, and for the first time, I saw something vulnerable in his expression.
"I don't know why I keep picking on you." He admitted, his voice low. "But it's not what you think. I don't hate you, Fenton."
I blinked, thrown off by his sudden honesty. "Then what is it?"
Dash hesitated, shifting his weight from foot to foot. "You're… different." He finally spoke. "You're not like everyone else. You don't care about popularity or fitting in. You just… do your own thing. And for some reason, that drives me crazy."
My heart skipped a beat. "Drives you crazy how?" I asked cautiously.
He groaned, rubbing the back of his neck. "Do I really have to spell it out?"
"Yes, you idiot." I remarked, folding my arms.
Dash looked at me, his jaw tight, his eyes burning with something I couldn't quite place. "Fine. You're always in my head, okay? I don't know why, but I can't stop thinking about you. And this stupid prank war… it's just me trying to get your attention, because for some insane reason, I actually like you."
The words hit me like a freight train. I opened my mouth to respond, but nothing came out.
Dash stepped closer, his voice softer now. "You think I don't notice you? That I don't see how smart you are, how brave you are, even when everyone else is against you? You're the only one who ever stands up to me, Fenton. And I guess… I like that about you."
My cheeks were burning, my heart pounding in my chest. "You… like me?" I finally managed to say.
Dash nodded, looking both terrified and relieved. "Yeah. I do."
I stared at him, my mind racing. Part of me wanted to run away, but another part—a much louder part—wanted to stay.
"I…" I started, then stopped.
"Spit it out, Fenton." Dash shot, though his voice lacked its usual edge.
"I think I like you too." I sighed quietly, the words tumbling out before I could stop them.
Dash's eyes widened. "You do?"
"Yeah..." I admitted, my voice barely above a whisper. "I mean, I've always thought you were a jerk, but… maybe I've been paying more attention to you than I realized."
The corner of his mouth tugged up into a half-smile. "So what do we do now?"
"I don't know…" I said honestly. "This is all kind of new for me."
"Me too." Dash admitted, scratching the back of his neck.
We stood there in silence for a moment, the tension between us shifting into something warmer, something unspoken but mutual. That's when I did something unexpected to the both of us. I took a deep breath, rested my hands on his shoulders, and looked into his eyes.
"What are you… what are you doing?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
I didn't answer. I couldn't answer. All I could do was follow my first instinct and give Dash a light kiss. It was quick, like a flash of lightning, but he just stared at me.
Dash's expression was unreadable at first, but soon, it became clear what he was thinking. In just mere moments, he took a handful of my shirt and pulled me close to him. I was nervous, but to my shock, he planted a fierce kiss on my lips. It was intense yet soft, heated yet tender all at once. Seconds felt like minutes until he pulled back and let go of my shirt, a smirk plastered on his face. "The feeling is mutual… Danny."
"We got a long way to go, Dash, but at least you're calling me by my actual name." I chuckled.
"Yeah. Truce?" He said, holding out his arms.
I smiled, then hugged him. "Truce."
As I remained connected to him, I realized this was just the beginning of something much more complicated—and, maybe, something worth fighting for.
