Returning from commerical, we see Ginro pacing around the ring. Inwardly cowarding in fear at who he could face today, "Okay Ginro, Winston assured you that you won't face any burly slasher killers. So whoever he has lined up for you now should be a cake walk." Ginro's inner monolouge gave him some form of confidence.
"Welcome back to the show and Ginro is set to compete in another attempt at a UFW contract." Johnny called.
"After being destroyed by Jason last week, I'm sure this next attempt should be uphill for him." Nick said.
"EL! IDOLO"
Andrade Cien Almas theme (Making a Difference) plays, the crowd erupts as a latino man wearing a white button up shirt with a phoenix pattern and black dress pants comes out, he marches down to the ring.
Caine then announces "Alright little meaties! This contest is scheduled for one fall! Strutting his way to the ring, from Santa Cabeza! CARLITO KEYES!"
Ginro blinks, "I'm a dead man."
"Well, looks like Ginro wishes he fought a serial killer." Nick said.
"Ten bucks says he doesn't last a minute." Johnny said.
Carlito slides into the ring as Ginro sweats, ref for this match is wrestling YouTuber and WWE sins guy Christian Maracle. "Alright, even though this sounds cliche I want a good clean fight." He calls for the bell.
Ginro charges at Carlito, who sidesteps and sends Ginro crashing into the northwest corner before he gets thrust kicked into the corner by the main antagonist of Dead Rising 72 hour story.
"Charging at your opponent head first didn't work last time, so he thinks doing it again will work." Christian comments.
"And the WWE sins guy already on his task." Johnny says.
"Gonna be quite a few of those tonight." Nick said.
Carlito then hits a series of kicks to Ginro's midsection before he hits a jumping spinng back kick that sends the primitive slimeball to a seated position. Keyes then runs the ropes and hits a running cannonball senton.
Carlito then pulls Ginro out of the corner before hitting a springboard moonsault to a standing Ginro that turns into a DDT, Carlito follows that up with a running springboard moonsault that Ginro rolls out of the way to avoid- only for Carlito to land on his feet and hit a standing moonsault instead.
"Carlito not letting up." Johnny said
"Ginro is really not giving the Kingdom of Science a good name." Nick replies.
Carlito awaits for Ginro to pull himself up, which he does before grabbing something from his pockets "Well, desperate times... use dirty tricks!" Ginro thought before he goes to throw what he had in his pocket, only for Carlito to give a hard spinning back kick that makes a cloud of talcum powder.
"What did he think that would accomplish?" Christian questioned as Ginro then gets on his knees and begs off Carlito, "And now he's begging for mercy, which is always a sin." He counts.
Carlito seemingly takes pity on him and offers up a hand.
Ginro immediately takes it and goes for a punch, only to be headbutted so hard he's knocked out cold. Carlito then gets Ginro in a hammerlock DDT position, and spikes his head into the mat. Carlito turns the coward over and hooks the leg.
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The bell rings as Christian holds up Carlito's hand, "Your winner, Carlito Keyes!" Christian calls.
"Over and done with like that." Johnny said.
"And he'll have to wait another week before he can try again for a contract." Nick said.
Carlito looks down on Ginro and hmphs before he steps over the downed caveman and exits the ring.
We're really glad that you're our friend~
And this is a friendship that will never ever end~
After that we arrive back at the Pooh house where our lovable yellow bear is making a clay pot, he notices us "Oh hello, how lovely to see you all again." He waves his clay covered paw.
"Now some people say to keep any, monsters in your head at bay, is to distract yourself with hobbies." Winnie said. "Normally my hobbies involve a jar of honey, but after some not pleasant experiences involving the substance. I was advised by my doctor to look into other means of distraction." He stares off as he flashes back to a honey shower after murdering a woman.
"And I have to say, I actually have a fascination with pottery and clay making." He spins a wheel and molds a mound of clay into a big jar, "How it can be molded into anything one can imagine."
He shows off some ceramics he made, "Like a jar for your honey! Or a plate to spread your honey! Maybe a gravy bowl! Which also works for honey. Or even..." he sees a clay mold of his head that resembles his Blood and Honey version. And similar clips from last time play as Winnie's eyes look off into the distance as static goes around.
Which only stops when Winnie throws the bust to the ground and it breaks, he shakes his head. "Oh bother, looks like the memories will be harder to deal with than expected. But alas, tis time for us to go. But do not fret, we'll be back at it next week. Until then, toodlepip." He waves as his segment ends.
We return to the ring where another jobber, Dead Rising's wannabe photographer Kent Swanson is in the ring. "Alright, lets do this!" He cheers.
Until he hears the Friday the 13th theme and outcomes Jason.
"Alright superstars! This next contest is one fall to a finish, lets give a hand to Jason Voorhees!" Caine calls.
"And we're set for another match this chapter as virgin photographer Kent Swanson looks to take on slasher king Jason Voorhees!" Nick said
"Lets hope he has better luck here than against Frank Wes." Johnny said.
Referee for this is Jasper from Kingdom of Science, "Lets go!" He calls for the bell.
Kent immediately goes for a flying drop kick, which he flips off from Jason but he still stands. He taunts like he actually hurt him, "Alright!"
He then goes for a punch- which gets caught by Jason and he wrings his arm painfully before he walks up the northwest corner and across the ropes and hits a hurricanrana on Kent. Wait wha?
"Oh my! A variation on Old School by Jason." Johnny says
"Johnny, I have never been more scared in my life than seeing a slasher known for his strength move like Jason did." Nick said.
"Thats why he's the Slasher king after all." Johnny said.
Kent then gets up and goes for a charging headbutt, only for Jason to sidestep and he runs face first into tbe middle turnbuckle of the southwest corner. Jason then slams him down with a scoop slam.
The slasher then picks up Kent and drills him with a running death valley driver in the southwestern bottom turnbuckle.
Jason pulls him out of the corner and hoists him up for the Tombstone Piledriver and drops him down, hands over the chest pin and...
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The bell rings as Jason stands tall, "Your winner, Jason Voorhees!" Jasper presents.
"Of course." Nick said.
"Lasted less time than Ginro." Johnny adds.
The camera then shows the ladies walking down for the second qualifying match for the UFW women's title ladder match.
Up next: Josee vs Ochaco vs Lara
UFW Continental Clash match card
John Wick (c) vs Katsuki Bakugo for the UFW World Heavyweight title
Kari vs TBD vs TBD vs TBD vs TBD vs TBD in a ladder match the to crown the UFW women's champion
TBD vs TBD in the UFW World Duos championship finals
Planned matches
Josee vs Ochaco Uraraka vs Lara Croft to qualify for the UFW women's championship ladder match (next)
Deku vs Henry Rhodes (TBD)
Josee vs Kari Kamiya (TBD)
Pomni vs Bridgette vs TBD (later tonight)
UFW Duos tournament bracket
A) Lin Kuei (Cyrax & Sektor) def Miguel and Tulio
B) Jaden Yuki and Chazz Princeton vs TK and ???
C) Dead Meat (James A Janese and Zoran Gvojik) vs Saw Tooth and One Eye
D) Surfers (Geoff and Brody) Vs Lin Kuei (Sub Zero and Smoke)
Lin Kuei vs B winner
C winner vs D winner
Lin Kuei or B winner vs C/D winner in the finals
