"Legends never diiiiiiie
they become a part of you"
Clips from 24/7 Title Madness played as the song 'legends never die' played. With some clips from the previous show and promotional shots of prominent stars, finishing up with John Wick surrounded on all sides by the roster.
The camera pans over a sold out All Star Cafe in New York City, with multiple signs up for many wrestlers.
Jason is king
Bakugo will blast you all to ashes
Angels of Destiny
And more were held up by the audience. "I can barely hear myself think the crowd is so loud, Nick." Johnny says.
"You tell me Johnny, after a successful debut show the demand for more UFW content was overwhelming." Nick said
"And hopefully their appetite will be satisfied this week, and boy do we have a line up today." Johnny said as we see promo cards for some of the matches for this episode. "We have the second of our 6 qualifier matches for the UFW women's championship, as Ice dancer Josee takes on gravity hero Ochaco Uraraka and treasure hunter extraordinaire Lara Croft."
"After last week I have a feeling Josee will be looking to get to the gold by any means." Nick remarked
"I don't doubt that one bit." Johnny said. "In other matches for title opportunities we have a first round match in the UFW Duos championship tournament, as Surfers Geoff and Brody look to carry their momental victory over the Young Bucks as they take on the team of Sub Zero and Smoke from Mortal Kombat in our main event."
"That will surely be a barn burner Johnny, but it looks like we're gonna kick things off with one of our other first round matches in the UFW Duos Gold Rush tournament." Nick said.
"Good evening ladies and gents, humans of all ages! Welcome to the msot exciting fandom wrestling weekly episodic story in history!" Out comes another ring announcer, this one a floating man in a red suit with teeth for a head "My name is Caine, and we at UFW would like to welcome you all to our sophomore showing of our program!"
"I can already hear the ambulance waiting in case of serious injury." Bubble comments as he appears from Caine's hat.
"Not to worry Bubble, all our little wrestling ringues have all taken extensive training by some of oue finest trainers!" Caine assures the clear ball of soapy water. "But anyway, onto our first round match up in teh UFW Duos championship tournament!" He announced to an ovation.
And the pop continues as the theme to Road to El Dorado plays, and out come Spanish con artsists that the adults all recognize, while any kids are confused but the teen girls find then attractive.
"Introducing first, from Madrid Spain, TULIO! And MIGUEL!" Caine announces.
The two showboat for the crowd, "Are you sure signing to this company was a good idea?" Tulio whispers to Miguel.
"Relax, its just fake fighting like we usually do. But now we're getting paid for it." He whispers back.
"Just cause something is staged, doesn't mean we can't get real hurt." He responds.
"Relax, remember what the instructor said."
The two then made it down to the ring, where their opponents waited for them. The team consisted of Cyrax and Sektor from Mortal Kombat 9 (before they became cyborgs).
"Our first match in the duos title tourney begins, as Tulio & Miguel the faux gods of El Dorado take on two representatives of the Lin Kuei, Cyrax and Sektor." Johnny said.
"I'm sure this will be a match for the ages." Nick said, "Two con men vs two trained ninja soldiers."
Referee Zooble then tells the legal men, Miguel and Sektor "Make this quick. Go." They call for the bell.
Sektor and Miguel circle the ring "Prepare to be annihilated by the hand of the Lin Kuei!" Sektor said.
"It is I, who will be doing the annihilating!" Miguel plays up.
Sektor then charged at Miguel who sidesteps, before the red garbed ninja leaps off the ropes and hits Miguel with an arm drag. Sektor then drills Miguel with a hard knee.
Sektor goes for a cover.
"1." Zooble monotously counted before Miguel pops a shoulder up.
Sektor then goes for a headlock as Miguel showed a little blood coming from his nose, probably a result of the knee actually connecting.
Miguel then discreetly siganls for Sektor to ease up on the pressure, which only made him squeeze his neck even more. Miguel then elbows Sektor in the gut before he tosses the ninja into the ropes where Cyrax makes a very hard tag, as a way to get him to settle down.
"Tag, or whatever." Zooble drones.
Cyrax enters as Sektor admonishes him for the tag, "Just let me." He tells the red clad ninja before he steps through the ropes.
Miguel then tags in Tulio, "You're up amigo."
"Great." Tulio steps through the ropes.
The new legal men then did a circle before Cyrax goes for a waist lock, but then Tulio does an arm drag. Tulio then irish whips Cyrax into the ropes, dropdown and a leapfrog later and Tulio goes for a hurricanrana which Cyrax counters with a cartwheel before he drop kicks the conmam.
Tulio rolls into the southwest corner, Cyrax charges at him but the ravenette evades. Which makes the yellow garbed ninja springboard off the ropes and goes for a Cody Cutter.
"Springboard cutter by Cyrax." Johnny said.
"Or a Cyrax Cutter so to speak." Nick said
Cyrax goes for a pin.
1.
2.
Tulip kicks out.
Cyrax then pulls him over and tags in Sektor, and signals for him to ease up on the stiff offense. Sektor makes a frown but complies as he does some stomps on Tulio that look devastating but not enough force as before for the competitors.
Sektor then gets Tulio up and hits a snap suplex, Sektor then rolls through and hits some forearms before going for a cover.
1.
Tulio kicks out.
Sektor then pulls Tulio into the northeast corner and stomps a mudhole into him. Sektor then runs the ropes and tags in Cyrax before he delivers a running low dropkick Tulio before Cyrax follows up with a running knee.
"Double team action by the ninjas." Nick said
"The Lin Kuei showed tremendous tag psychology in training." Johnny said.
Cyrax then pulls Tulio out of the corner and into a cover.
1.
2.
Tulio pops the shoulder.
"Come on Tulio!" Miguel urged on his chum.
Tulio was then picked up by Cyrax, who goes for a bodyslam, only for the Spaniard to reverse it into a DDT.
He then begins the crawl over to his partner, meanwhile Cyrax tags in Sektor who grabs Tulio's foot- only to be kicked off before Tulio makes the hot tag to Miguel.
Miguel then comes in and hits a series of forearms before he drops Sektor with a headscissors takedown that sends the red clad ninja out to the floor. Miguel then hyped up the crowd before he rubs the ropes and hits a tope con hilo on Sektor.
This then gets followed up by Cyrax who hits a showboating Miguel with a suicide tornado DDT, Tulio them follows the move by springing out of the corner and hitting the Lin Kuei ninjas with a moonsault.
"Everyone is flying!" Johnny said.
"Nice one!" Miguel chuckled before he tosses Sektor into the ring.
"Let's finish them off now." Tulio said as he got up as he and Miguel tagged. Tulio gets up on the top rope while Miguel got Sektor into an electric chair position. Only for Cyrax to pop up and toss Tulio into the ropes.
Sektor then hit Miguel with a poison rana before throwing him out of the ring where Cyrax then drilled him into the ring post. Cyrax then got up in his team's corner where Sektor tags him in, Cyrax enters the ring as Sektor lifts up Tulio.
They then hit a legsweep from Sektor and a running bushiku knee from Cyrax to Tulio.
Cyrax then goes for a pinfall while Sektor holds off Miguel.
1.
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2.
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3.
The bell rings as ninjas get the win.
"Alrighty folks, give it up for your winners and moving onto the semi finals, Cyrax and Sektor of the Lin Kuei!" Caine called as Zooble raised the hands of the ninja clan members.
"And there you have it, we have the first team advancing in the tournament to crown the first UFW Duos champions." Johnny comments.
"Tulio and Miguel gave it their all, but the experience and cohesion of Cyrax and Sektor was just too much for the lovable con men." Nick said.
"As we update the brackets for the tournament, lets take a look which of the two teams the ninja assassins may go up against our main event winners in two weeks ." Johnny said.
"New signings Saw Tooth and One Eye, representing the Wrong Turn cannibal family taking on Dead Meat's own James A Janese and Zoran Gvojik, kill counters by day and wrestlers by night. I'm sure they have a few words to say about that." Nick said.
"Lets head on over to one of our field reporters, Minami Hokutozai." Johnny said.
Minami approaches the locker room of the YouTube team where she greets Dead Meat valet and wife of James, Chelsea Rebecca "Chelsea, big fan! And thank you for taking tine out of your busy schedule. I just have to ask, what's the scoop on your husband and friend going into their first round match with two very big and very strong killers?"
"Well Minami, James and Zoran are not at all concerned. My husband is a lifelong wrestling fan and with our best friend Zoran, they will give you a grand showing against these wannabe cannibals." Chelsea grinned.
"Wow, no fear huh?" Minami wonders.
"Yeah when you've seen the stuff we've covered on the count, the boys got this." Chelsea said.
"Thank you Chelsea!" Minami said before she turns to the camera "And speaking, be sure to watch the WWE Royal Rumble PLE tomorrow at 6PM EST. But not before you check out the Dead Meat Horror Royal Rumble on Dead Meat Presents!"
"God damn it." Chelsea chuckles into her knuckles at the unscripted plug for their channe as she enters the locker room.
Meanwhile, Ragatha was going over some last minute talks with Pomni "Alright Pomni, your debut match is almost here."
"Remind me again why I'm the only one with the wrestler's contract." Pomni sighs.
"Well Kinger and Gangle have shown good skill in the technical field and promotional work." She shows off a promo package in progress for Continental Clash, "Caine got Zooble a ref gig so that they have a place, he really hopes this will bring some bonding with all of us outsdie the circus." Ragatha explains.
Jax then pops up behind Pomni, scaring her as he adds "And poor ole Rag Bag here was deemed too injury prone to be in the ring!" He jokes as Ragatha glares at him.
"But I thought you can't get injured in your avatar." Pomni gestures to her doll body.
"Yeah." She sighs "but one of my stitches became undone during one of the drills." Shows off a patch job on her elbow.
Pomni ahs before she whips her head to Jax, "And what's your excuse?"
Jax shrugs, "Never been a fan of contact sports, but I do like watchibg people get dropped on their head." He chuckles as Ragatha rolled her eyes, "and besides I get to dig up all the dirt on these pansies." He then whispers, "Did you know Ginro begged Winston to give him another match for a contract?"
"Why?" Pomni questions, "I thought he didn't want to compete in this sport?"
"Oh something about how people perceive him?" Jax guesses, "I don't get it, he's too easy to make a joke."
"Oh hey I think that's up next." Ragatha said as they turned to a monitor for tbe next match right after the commercial break.
UFW Continental Clash match card
John Wick (c) vs Katsuki Bakugo for the UFW World Heavyweight title
Kari vs TBD vs TBD vs TBD vs TBD vs TBD in a ladder match the to crown the UFW women's champion
TBD vs TBD in the UFW World Duos championship finals
Planned matches
Josee vs Ochaco Uraraka vs Lara Croft to qualify for the UFW women's championship ladder match (later tonight week)
Deku vs Henry Rhodes (TBD)
Josee vs Kari Kamiya (TBD)
Pomni vs Bridgette vs TBD (later tonight)
UFW Duos tournament bracket
A) Lin Kuei (Cyrax & Sektor) def Miguel and Tulio
B) Jaden Yuki and Chazz Princeton vs TK and ???
C) Dead Meat (James A Janese and Zoran Gvojik) vs Saw Tooth and One Eye
D) Surfers (Geoff and Brody) Vs Lin Kuei (Sub Zero and Smoke)
Lin Kuei vs B winner
C winner vs D winner
Lin Kuei or B winner vs C/D winner in the finals