Chapter 48: El Chupacabra!

A/N: Ok, ok, I broke my promise to take a break for a month! But after how the start of the year has been and what's going to happen I felt like everyone needed something to take their mind off of what's going on. I know we're in stressful times (especially for those who live in the states), but don't be scared. Whenever you guys are having a bad or stressful day know that this series is here for you and Jenny will be waiting to give you guys a fun adventure. If this story is your safe place then I'm glad I made a place for you to unwind.

Now that I got that off my chest I just wanted to say thank you for the positive support from the last chapter. I was worried you guys wouldn't be happy with Jenny and Blitzo being endgame but you guys have been nothing but supportive about it. I want to give a special shoutout to the Stoliz fans for being happy with the paring too. I know how protective you guys are with that pairing and I am too. I know some of you were hoping she would end up with Alastor but I just feel like Blitzo was the better end goal. Alastor will of course have a deep, special connection with Jenny but his love for her is just different. You can love someone and not have romantic feelings for them too.

I'm sure you can tell what's going to happen based on the title. While this Helluva short doesn't happen until much later on in the show, we don't need to follow the timeline here!... And I mostly want that baby goat.

Also, happy one year anniversary to Hazbin Hotel! I can't believe it's been a year already!

Now let's get on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss. I just own my characters.

Enjoy!

/

Octavia looked at the stuff Jenny had bought her while they went out shopping. After I.M.P burned down LooLoo Land, Jenny felt the poor girl needed to be treated to goodies after the shitty start of her adventure. Needless to say the human went overboard with her gifts.

"You didn't have to buy me stuff to keep quiet about your secret. I promised I wasn't going to say anything" she said.

Jenny waved her off.

"I wasn't bribing you, sweetie. I know you were having a bad day and I just wanted to make it better. It's always nice to be treated to little goodies and surprises every now and then"

Octavia looked at the plushie that Jenny gifted her. It was a simple little crow that had big button eyes and wore a silly little outfit. It looked like a child would enjoy this more than a teenager.

"I'm a little too old for stuff animals" she said.

"Your little friend isn't for you to play with or have tea parties. It's so you have a companion" Jenny explained.

"I don't know what's going on at your house or if you can talk to your parents about this but you should talk to someone about it. You can't keep these feelings bottled up or you'll just get worse. Whenever your feeling frustrated, lost or confused about something and you don't know who to go to, your little crow buddy will be there for you. You can talk to them about whatever your feeling and they'll listen. Even if they don't say anything it's still nice to talk to someone about what you're feeling. However if it is something serious then you need to talk to your dad or an adult you can trust. You're still a kid. You shouldn't have to deal with stressful stuff like this"

Octavia looked at the stuffed crow in her arms. This human knew she was hurting and tried to help her the best she could. She felt like she had to deal with her problems and emotions on her own. Yet here Jenny was saying it was ok to let others know she was having problems. That she wasn't alone. She hugged the little crow close, never letting it go.

"I bet adults like you don't need small companions to deal with their problems" she said quietly.

Jenny snorted.

"Are you kidding me? Of course we do! Half the residents at the hotel have their little buddies to help them out. Charlie has her pet cat KeeKee while Angel Dust has a pig named Fat Nuggets and Sir Pentious has his egg minions. Adults need little companions too"

"Do you have a companion as well?" Octavia asked.

"Sadly no. I always wanted a pet growing up but I couldn't cause my grandma was super allergic to a bunch of animals. I could have gotten a pet turtle but I didn't want something that would outlive me. Then after Blitzo adopted Loona I gave up on the idea of having a pet cause that would have been messed up having a dog for a pet when my surrogate daughter is a Hellhound" Jenny said.

Blitzo gripped the steering wheel tightly as he heard Jenny talk. He was well aware that everyone at the hotel had problems and needed help. The issue was they went to Jenny with their problems but Jenny didn't have anyone to vent her issues with. It's not like she could talk about them since they dealt with her getting home and that she was a living human trapped in Hell. There was only so much she could handle before she snapped.

The van pulled up to the hotel. Seemed like everyone was behaving while Jenny was away because nothing got blown up or was in flames.

"So this is the hotel Charlie is working on?" Octavia asked.

"Yep! It's not much but it's home" Jenny said.

"You'll never find a more calming place then this"

SLAM!

The side door of the van was forced open. Alastor peered inside with glowing red eyes.

"Where. Have. You. Been?"

Everyone gulped at the look Alastor was giving them. Jenny waved at him nervously.

"Hey, Al"

"Where have you been?" he repeated.

"What is this I hear that you were dragged off to LooLoo Land that was in the Greed Ring?"

Stolas stepped out of the van and made himself look big as he stared down at the Radio Demon. His two sets of eyes glowed as he glared at him.

"I invited her. I needed her help with something and I didn't need everyone at the hotel to distract her" he said.

Alastor was equally as pissed as he narrowed his stare at Stolas.

"I find it rather odd that you were able to take her to the Greed Ring when everyone knows Sinners can't leave the Pride Ring" he said.

Stolas rolled his eyes.

"Higher up Hellborn beings can give Sinners special permission to leave the rings so long as they stay close to the Hellborn who brought them there. It's not common because the Higher ups could care less about all the Sinners that are down here. Charlie could easily take any of you Sinners to the other rings as well if she wanted to" he pointed out.

"Oh, so you just wanted to show off how much power you have over everyone so you decided to parade Jennifer around like a little trophy? How sweet" Alastor spat.

He knew right away that Jenny could leave the Pride Ring cause she was still a human. The fact that Stolas brought her to the Greed Ring meant he knew about Jenny's secret as well. However it seemed the Owl Prince didn't realize what he did by doing that.

Jenny looked between the two of them with worry. Stolas made it seem like it wasn't a big deal that she was in the Greed Ring.

"Am I going to get in trouble?"

Alastor whipped his head to Jenny and put on a fake smile.

"No but our dear owl friend will"

He returned his nasty look to Stolas.

"Out of all the rings you could have traveled to, you went to the one where the ruler of it is focused on money. And you took Jennifer to his theme park where he'll for sure find out that Hell's newest celebrity who can harm Exterminators with her blood was there and that if she could visit his ring then that means he could try to make a deal with her. Do you get why I'm a little agitated? The Vees are one thing but Mammon is another story" he spat.

"You just put a larger target on her head"

Jenny had enough of Alastor's outburst and got in front of Stolas.

"How was anyone supposed to know about that, Al? It doesn't matter where I go, I'm going to have a target on my head even if I don't do anything. I've got the Exterminators on my ass, the three stooges, why not just add more people to the list?" she said tiredly.

Alastor's ear twitched as he looked at her.

"I can handle the Vees since they are nothing more than idiots. The Princes are another thing. If there is one group you don't want to be targeted by it is them. They hold the most power over everyone in Hell. Whatever they want they get and if Mammon has his eyes set on you because he could sell your blood he will do it"

"…how much do you think he'd offer me?" Jenny asked.

Alastor snarled and gripped his microphone.

"Jennifer" he warned.

"Will you relax? I'm just kidding. He couldn't afford me anyway" Jenny said.

"I wouldn't worry too much on it, Al. Lucifer is Charlie's dad and he's the top dog in Hell. If there was the slight chance Mammon tried to use me, I know Charlie would go to her dad and make him tell Mammon to leave me alone. She may not talk to her dad a lot but she would do it if it meant everyone at the hotel was in danger. I know you're a worry wart but just chill, ok?"

Alastor made a face. Did this girl not care about her own safety?

"Jennifer"

Jenny patted him on the face a little too harsh. The look she gave him told him to drop it. She didn't want to deal with this when Octavia was present.

"I'm a big girl, I can handle myself. And if I can't handle it then I probably deserved what was coming to me" she said.

Alastor didn't like the look that was in Jenny's eyes. It was the look of someone who dealt with too much stuff in their life and didn't want to ask for help.

He hated that look because that was what he saw whenever he looked in the mirror.

Jenny stepped away and turned to give Octavia a big smile.

"Wanna meet everyone at the hotel, sweetie? We have two little Corgi Hellhound kids that I know you'll love"

Octavia sensed what was going on and nodded.

"Y-yeah. I want to see Fat Nuggets too"

Jenny ushered the girl over and lead her to the hotel with Stolas following after them. He turned to Alastor and glared at him.

"We'll talk later. My wife might chew me out over stupid things but I'm not going to let a low life Sinner trash talk me in front of my daughter. Charlie might put up with your nonsense but I won't"

He spun around and followed after his daughter.

"Sorry you had to see that" Jenny said quietly.

Octavia shrugged as she hugged her crow plushie.

"Parents get crazy when they think their kids are in danger. My dad is no different" she offered.

Alastor watched as the girls went inside the hotel. He could tell Jenny was tense by the way she walked. She was not happy about this new info but kept on a smile for Octavia's sake.

Blitzo stood next to him and stared straight ahead.

"That group that you said was after her blood a few months ago…they were sent by Mammon weren't they?"

Alastor cleaned his monocle on his sleeve.

"They were" he said slowly.

Blitzo glared at him.

"Care to explain why you decided now to bring that up after all this time?" he snarled.

Alastor rolled his eyes.

"Oh excuse me for not bring it up when we had to deal with the new extermination day, the Vees setting their sites on this place and Hugo spying on us. It never occurred to me to bring that up when we were dealing with so many messes that Charlie made. I'll be sure not to repeat that mistake" he spat.

"Don't get shitty with me, Bambi. You knew who was after her blood and you kept quiet about it. You have no reason to be mad at anyone over your stupid mistake" Blitzo snapped.

"If we had known that Mammon was behind those hits Stolas would never have suggested bring Jenny to LooLoo Land. You have no one to blame for this fuck up but you"

Loud static noise came from Alastor as he glared at Blitzo. He didn't say anything because the Imp was right. He should have warned Jenny who was behind trying to get her blood instead of handling it himself.

"I'll admit I messed up on my part. I'm used to dealing with useless idiots. I forgot there are annoying, troublesome idiots staying at this hotel" he said.

Blitzo rolled his eyes and just looked at the hotel. He could hear a big commotion going on inside. Seems like someone was causing trouble again.

"Don't hide stuff from her. You're just going to hurt her later down the road" he said.

Alastor didn't look at him and just looked at the hotel.

"Oh I won't make that same mistake again. I fear what she'll do to my office if I did that again"

There was still that secret he knew about Carmilla killing that one angel. But it didn't have anything to do with Jenny so why bring it up?

He should have listened to Blitzo's warning. The more secrets that were kept from Jenny the more she was going to hurt later on.

That was going to be Alastor's biggest mistake.

/

A few days later

Jenny dodged a pile of clothing as Angel rummaged through his closet for an outfit. She made the mistake of telling the Spider about the necklace Stolas made for her to help with her disguise.

The result was her being dragged into his room where he played dress up with her.

"Just because I don't have to worry about putting my make up on anymore doesn't mean you need to go crazy with my outfits" she said.

Angel just threw a shirt at her face in response.

"Yes is does, Toots! Do you know how long I've wanted to dress you up and couldn't?! I swear I could suck Stolas's dick right now in thanks! Wait, does he even have a dick?"

"Considering we met Octavia the other day, I'd say it's safe to say he has a dick. I don't make it a habit of asking my friends what their genitals are like" Jenny said dryly.

"Oh if you wanted to know I'll tell you! Mine is about seven-"

"I don't want to know!" Jenny yelled and flung the shirt at him.

"Why did I stupidly tell you about this?"

"Because I'm your best friend and you know I'll dress you up like a star"' Angel teased.

He finally pulled out an outfit that would look perfect on Jenny and handed it to her.

"We're not leaving this room till you change. Time to show off what your momma gave you, bitch"

"My mother gave me abandonment issues. That's what she gave me" Jenny muttered.

After getting changed into her new outfit, Angel studied her look.

"It'll do but we're going clothing shopping. You've got more curves then I do"

"I don't need clothes. I'm supposed to go topside once this issue with Martha is resolved" Jenny reminded him.

"Ah, ah, ah!"

Angel held up the ticket she made where she had to do whatever activity he wanted to do.

"You can't back out of this one, Toots. It's either a shopping spree or you come with me to the strip club and dance with me" he said.

"I'd rather do the dancing since I get money out of it" Jenny admitted.

"Without wearing any clothes on" Angel added.

Jenny rolled her eyes and took the ticket.

"Fine. But I get the final say since I'm wearing this stuff"

"Deal!"

They left Angel's room to see Muffin and Waffles zipping down the hallway.

"Zoomies!" Waffles cried.

Hugo chased after them holding a shirt in his hand.

"Put your clothes back on!" he ordered.

The two just watched the scene dumbfounded. Husker followed behind with a net in his hands. He stopped when he spotted Jenny.

"Kid, where's your annoying Imp friend? We need his tranquilizer gun"

"He's topside doing a hit. What's going on?"

"Nifty gave the kids candy and now they're on a sugar rush. That's what's going on! They already made a mess of the parlor doing their little zoomies" Husker snapped.

Jenny shrugged sheepishly.

"I'll try but I might not get a signal. He said he was going to be in Mexico for this hit"

"Tell him to bring back a bottle of tequila when he's done. I'm going to need it" Husker said.

The kids zipped past him again and zoomed downstairs to the lobby. The sound of glass shattering echoed throughout the hotel.

"Not the alcohol!" Husker yelled.

He hurried downstairs to save his precious booze.

"Are we ever going to have a normal, quiet day down here?" Jenny whined.

"This is hell, Toots. This is as normal as you're going to get" Angel said.

Jenny sighed and shook her head. Maybe going out shopping wasn't a bad idea.

"I'm sure Blitzo is having fun right now"

/

Meanwhile topside

"You mother fucker!"

Bltizo bit in the cage he was thrown into and tried to get himself out. This hit was becoming more loco than he thought it would be.

He tried to get the hit on his target last night but he didn't realize there would be so many goats grazing around the area. And any animal owner would know was if they spotted something that wasn't normal they made a lot of noise.

A couple gun shots here, some goats thrown there, and a chancla thrown at his head later, he got caught by his target and was dressed up to look like the mysterious Chupacabra.

Blitzo banged his head against the bars.

"I knew I should have had M join this hit. Moxxie could be locked up instead of me" he grumbled.

"Vengan Todos!" The man spoke in Spanish.

He went on about seeing a real live chupacabra in person.

"See a real chupacabra caught by me last night! Only a hundred pesos!"

Blitzo growled and shook the bars.

"Look asshole! I am a dignified-"

"No hablo ingles" the target said.

"You just spoke English two seconds ago!" Bltizo shouted.

The target shoved a goat plushie in his mouth to shut him up.

"Now watch as he sucks the blood from the goat!"

Blitzo spat the plushie out.

"Look asshole! The only sucking I do is on cocks-"

A rooster was shoved in his mouth. He quickly spit it out.

"Pussies"

A ginger tabby cat came next.

"Not that kind of pussy! And cloacas!"

The target gave him a 'wtf?' kind of look.

"Now if you don't mind-"

An iguana was thrown at Blitzo.

"God damnit, how many animals do you have on you?! I swear I'm going to put you in the fucking ground!"

The target laughed and held up the keys to the cage.

"How you gonna do that, when you don't have a way out of that, Puta?"

Blitzo glared at the target. Oh he was for sure going to make his death gruesome.

A van pulled up where two figures dressed in suits jumped out and looked at the scene. Judging by their looks they looked like federal agents.

"Alright, let's secure the scene" Agent 2 said.

"We heard that there's a real 'chupacabra' here?"

The target got excited and gestured for them to come closer.

"Yes, over here!"

He went up to them to discuss payment to see Blitzo. The imp was sweating bullets when he saw the agents. If these were special agents then that meant they had to work for the government. If they spotted him then it would be known that demons and Imps existed. He needed to get out fast!

He spotted a little goat trotting along on the stage.

"Psst! Hey little buddy, come here" he whispered.

He held out a piece of food and offered it to the goat.

"If you give me those keys fatty over there has, I'll give you this yummy snack. Deal?"

The goat did a silly thing with its eyes where it blinked one eye at a time.

"Bleat!"

The goat trotted down the stage and went over to the agents where it head butted agent 2 in the groin.

"Ah fuck! Stupid goat!"

That set the target off.

"You insult my goat?! You pay with your life!"

He pulled out a gun and aimed at the agents who then in turn aimed their guns at him. In the commotion, the goat grabbed the keys from its owner and trotted back to the stage and handed them to Blitzo.

"Thanks, buddy"

He got out and jumped on top of the cage. With the agents and his target distracted, he decided to kill two birds with one stone. Pulling out his gun, he aimed it at the windmill that was above the target and shot at it. The large blade fell and sliced the target in half when it crashed to the ground.

The crowd freaked out.

"The Chupacabra is attacking!"

Everyone screamed and ran in terror. The Agents spotted Blitzo and aimed their guns at him.

"Don't let him get away!"

Blitzo dodged the bullets and scurried up the barn where he had higher ground. He spotted a bunch of goats inside the barn and had an idea.

"I'm the fucking 'chupra-ca-dupra', mother fuckers!" he declared.

He pulled the latched that kept the barndoor closed and opened it up.

"And I'm here to fuck you alllll!"

A mass of goats came pouring out of the barn and caused chaos. They trampled on everyone that got in their way and made a mess.

The two agents got overrun by the goats. They stomped on them, bit at their clothing and one even bitch slapped Agent 2 in the face. They screamed in terror and ran back to their van for safety.

"Too many goats!"

They tore out of the area as the goats followed them in the sunset.

With the agents gone and his target dead, Blitzo sighed with relief.

"Man that was a close one. Least those idiots thought I was that stupid goat sucking monster thing"

"bleat!"

He looked down to see the little goat that helped him from before. He knelt down and patted the animal's head.

"Nice work there, little buddy. You sure saved my red ass back there"

He pulled out his phone and took a picture of the little guy.

"Jen will get a kick out of you. She'll think you're a little cutie"

He paused and looked at the goat again. She always wanted a pet but couldn't cause Audrey was allergic to cats and dogs. She never mentioned any allergies to goats.

"Hmmmm"

/

Back at the hotel

"Don't you ever give those two sugar again" Hugo warned Nifty.

Muffin and Waffles finally crashed after their sugar rush went down. They were currently napping on the couch where they had rope tied around them for good measure.

Everyone looked haggard and disheveled from chasing the two of them all day.

"I thought I was done with chasing rowdy kids" Jenny whimpered.

Husker was about to pour a drink in a glass but ended up drinking from the bottle instead. Alastor was currently in the kitchen throwing everything away that had sugar in it.

Loona looked at her phone to see Blitzo texting him.

"Oh now he's done after the rugrats crashed" she grumbled.

She opened the portal for him to come home. He hopped out still wearing his chupacabra costume. They gave him a weird look while he saw how messed up they looked.

"I won't ask if you won't" he offered.

Everyone was too tired to ask questions and agreed to it.

"What the fuck took you so long? We needed your tranquilizer" Loona said.

"Sorry, sweetie. This target was more troublesome then I thought and-"

"Bleat!"

Everyone looked to the ground where they saw the little goat by Blitzo's feet.

"Is that a goat?" Lue asked slowly.

Blitzo smiled and picked the little guy up.

"Not just any goat: a baby goat!"

He carted the little goat over to Jenny and held him out.

"I got you a little friend, Jenny! You've always wanted a pet!"

He set the goat in Jenny's lap where it made himself comfy and curled into a ball. Jenny noticed a purple bow was tied around his neck.

Jenny gave her best friend a crazy look.

"You got me a goat for a pet?"

"I sure did! I killed his owner and he would have been all alone. I couldn't leave this little guy behind" Blitzo said.

Jenny was stunned by her friend's craziness.

"You can't just bring live things from the human realm, B! This goat probably won't-"

The goat stood up on it's hind legs and licked Jenny on the cheek. The human forgot what she was saying and squealed at the sweet gesture.

"Aw! He likes me!"

The goat nuzzled his head against Jenny's and wagged his little goat tail. Jenny hugged the goat and stroked its little head.

Blitzo smiled proudly at his work. Why get a puppy or a kitten for a present when you could get a baby goat?

"This better not bite us in the ass" Loona said.

Blitzo rolled his eyes.

"Relax. Like anyone is going to notice one baby goat is missing"

/

Topside

Back at D.H.O.R.K.S headquarters, the leader of the group typed something out and pulled out a few files containing photos.

There were still no answers about what Martha did when she performed her sacrifice. He needed to know what happened to Jenny's body. He was able to pay off the news and police to keep quiet about it but people loved drama. He couldn't let this get back to him.

Agents 2 and 3 burst into the room looking beat up and scared.

"Boss!"

The leader scowled and turned away from his computer.

"What?"

He raised an eyebrow at the sight of his agents.

"What happened to you?"

"It was the chupacabra!" Agent 3 said.

"We went to capture it and it unleased a horde of goats on us! We barely got away!"

The leader raised an eyebrow.

"A goat sucking demon sent a bunch of goats after you?" he said slowly.

"It's true! We managed to snag a picture of it before we escaped!" Agent 2 said.

He pulled out his phone and showed the photo he took of Blitzo. When the leader saw the photo he leaned forward with wide eyes.

"You saw this?"

"Yes! It even killed a man too! Those things are more scary then what th-"

"IDIOTS!"

The leader sprang from his seat and glared at his minions.

"That was not a chupacabra! That was the demon we've been tracking this whole time!"

He gestured to his computer where photos of Blitzo that were secretly taken appeared on the screen. Some were of him on a job while most were of him hanging out with Jenny.

The leader picked up the phone and held is next to the screen.

"How could you not notice?! You've seen his photo every day!" he snapped.

"And you let him get away! Now he knows we're on the hunt for mysterious creatures so he's going to be hiding. How could you two be so stupid?!"

"We didn't know it was him! He was wearing a costume" Agent 3 insisted.

"Who cares what he was wearing? You should have grabbed him still anyway!" the leader snapped.

He slunk back in his seat and held the bridge of his nose.

"Three years I've been working on this case. Three long, annoying, fucking years to show that the afterlife exists and it took you two morons a few hours to ruin it!"

"But boss…"

"Shut it!"

The leader clasped his hands in front of him and glared at his agents.

"You better find that demon and fast. He's our ticket to seeing what Heaven and Hell are like. If you don't, I'll use you both for my next human sacrifice to open up a gateway to Hell. Do I make myself clear?"

Both agents gulped.

"Yes sir"

"Good. Now get out of here"

The agents hurried out of the room. Now alone, the leader of the organization sighed and turned back to his computer.

David scowled as he looked at Blitzo's face.

"Three fucking years you've given me a headache and I've never met you in person" he spat.

"Wait until I get my hands on you, Brandon. Or should I say…Blitz-o?"

He closed the flies up. Time was running out and he needed to find that imp fast.

/

A/N: Yeah I'm sure everyone knew it was David who was behind this. Tried to keep it quiet for a while but I think it was time to let the cat out of the bag. Now that the agents know Blitzo is everywhere topside that means they're really going to keep an eye out for him.

On a happier note, Jenny got a pet! Sure, that little goat didn't start a cult, but he's chilling with Lucifer's daughter so that counts right? Now we get to see more of this little cutie!

I'm going to throw a little contest for our goat friend. What should Jenny name the little guy?

Looks like Mammon has had his eyes on Jenny for a while. But we all know he won't do anything since he'll be at Jenny's celebration later down the road.

Next time we'll be starting to head for episode 4 of the show. Like I said before I'm going to change quite a bit of it but I'll talk more about it in the author's note next time.

Hopefully this cheered you guys up. It wasn't much but I know it's been a stressful month and we need to take our mind off of stressful things.

Please review and tell me what you think!

Take care!