Here's the second chapter, as promised! Now, we're at 92 reviews, can we get 100 today? I know I'm asking for a lot, seeing as we get 0-3 reviews per chapter, now I'm asking for 8, but I think 8 of you almost 90 can manage that. Please? I'll give you a spare chapter later, it's already written and everything! Anyway, enjoy!

Ultear didn't like lying to her friends, but she hated it even more she found a reason too. She couldn't deny she'd kind of liked it when Simon was hitting on her earlier, but it was the way he was doing it that made her uneasy. He seemed so unnatural while he did it, it was obvious he wasn't actually doing it. The fact that Damien and Drake were doing it too only reinforced her theory. Something was wrong with them, she knew that much. Then again, maybe it was all one big cruel joke, and if that were the case, Simon was going to have hell to pay. She was currently hiding in an alley, occasionally peaking out to see if the scarlet devil had found her yet.

"Who are we hiding from?" A voice asked behind her.

"From my friend who thinks he...Gah!" Ultear turned and jumped and saw Simon standing behind her. "Simon! Wah... whe...wher..."

"I guess you listened when I said your stuttering was hot" He said smoothly with a chuckle. Ultear could see why Mami loved him so much. "I like how you found such a secluded area, makes our activities much more...intense"

"I-intense? W-hat a-are you..." Ultear got her answer when he pushed her up against the wall, their faces only a few inches away from each other. Ultear could feel his breath hit her face, and it only made her heart speed up even more.

"You know" Simon said, running a hand up Ultear's leg, making her shiver. "I've found you attractive for the longest time, but never did anything about it"

"Simon, stop..."

"You know why? Because you're too good for me"

"Q-quit kidding yourself..."

"But I thought about you all the time during that job I was on. You never left my mind once, not once..."

"Simon, seriously, this isn't you..." Ultear felt her resistance crumbling. Simon could read her like a book. She needed to get away from him, this wan't really him.

"What's wrong, am I making you uncomfortable?" Ultear nodded furiously. "I don't need Drake to tell me you're lying to me. "

"I'm not l-lying..."

"Oh? So you're saying if I do this..." He ran his hand up Ultear's side, and she shivered. "...you don't like it?"

"..."

"Your silence tells me I'm right." Ultear's brain was being reduced to basic functions. Even at that, she could barely breath thanks to the close proximity. She, somehow, managed to plant her hands on Simon's chest (Which was much more chiseled and firm than she imagined...) and pushed him back, allowing her self a little breathing room.

"My place" She said suddenly, surprising Simon, who grinned devilishly.

"What was that?"

"M-my place" Ultear replied. "Meet m-me there in half an hour, and I'll tell you the truth." At first, Ultear was worried her pathetic attempt at escaping (If you could even call it that) wasn't going to work. She worried Simon was going to see right through her and resume seducing her, but he laughed.

"Alright, my curiosity has gotten the better of me" He replied. "I'll be there. Oh, and Ul?

"Y-yeah?"

"You'd better bring..." He did a quick up and down scan of her, and it only reduced her barrier of defense even more. "All of you. I'd hate to have to come looking for you again." Ultear would hate that too. Simon winked at her and walked away, allowing Ultear to take a deep breath to regain her senses. Why did he have such an effect on her? She hated how he'd been able to control everything she did. Her breathing, her actions, her very brain functions. Well, I've got half an hour to find a way to fix this, or I might not be able to control myself next time...

Elise wished she knew why her friends got bothered by the guys so much. It could have something to do with the fact that Ul had a not so secret thing for Simon and Nashi had next to no opposite sex interaction in that way, but Elise was perfectly content with fucking with Damien. As a matter of fact, she made it a little game to see how roped in she could get him, just for the hell of it. She knew she was being rather cruel just because she could be, but, why not right? She was, at the moment, doing just that. She and Damien were walking together down the street, and he was telling her a story about all the girls on his travels and how their beauty paled in comparison to hers. She, on one hand, was slightly off put by the Dreyar's actions, but Elise couldn't lie that she felt rather good hearing such praise from a guy, even if that guy was a childhood friend who, for all she knew, had no control over his actions. She did the girliest giggle she could manage at a shitty joke he made, and sighed.

"I love hanging out with you Damien" She cooed. "Especially with all this I hear about my beauty." He laughed. A deep, booming sound that reminded Elise all too much of Damien's father, Master Laxus.

"I love you, Elise" He said. "The others were jealous you were so willing to go out with me"

"Easy there,bud, we ain't official yet" He chuckled.

"Why not?" He asked, winking at her. "Drake and Simon would be so jealous."

"Even so, I don't think I'm quite ready yet" She walked ahead of him slightly, and she felt Damien's arms wrap around her waist. A jolt of pain went through her and she swatted his arms away. "Don't fucking touch me!" She screamed. "Stop touching me!" Damien looked just as confused as Elise felt.

"I've only done that once..." He trailed off. Elise wanted to apologize, but she was too busy trying to figure out why she'd gotten so defensive. It wasn't like he'd tried anything, he'd just put his hands on her. Elise looked down at her waist and lifted her shirt a little, revealing a red mark that looked like a hand. She pressed her hand against it, and another jolt of pain went through her, this time accompanied by familiar voices.

"Take me, she needs to rest"

"Oh, so now you wanna protect your friend? Fine, you'll do"

"Elise...?"

"Don't touch me! Stop touching me!

"All of them will know what it means to fuck with Fairy Tail."

"What the fuck?" Elise asked, releasing her grip on herself and staring down at the scar on her waist.

"What?" Damien asked.

"N-nothing." Elise replied, smiling weakly at him. What was that? She recognized her own, Drake, and Nashi's voices, but the second one she heard was unfamiliar too her. She could ask Nashi about it later, and maybe Drake post infatuation with Nashi. One thing she did know, however, was that she needed to distance herself from Damien, that flashback or whatever it had been had made her uncomfortable. "Uh, would you mind we if split up for a while?"

"Why?" Damien sounded. hurt. "Don't you want to hang out?"

"Yeah, but I can't make up my mind about us with you pressuring me.

"Well, okay. I'll see you later, babe" Elise nodded and smiled at him as best she could as he walked away. As soon as he was out of earshot she turned and sprinted away. Where the hell are you Nashi?!

Nashi and the others connected in a three way crash in the middle of the park. She fell backwards and noticed the others had equally disturbed looks on their faces.

"You guys have trouble too?" She asked, standing back up. Ultear nodded.

"S-Simon tried to seduce me in an alleyway" She muttered. "I almost caved."

"Damien grabbed me around here" Elise said, putting her hands around her waist. "And I heard voices. Is that weird?" Nashi paled.

"What kind of voices?" Nashi asked warily.

"Well, yours, and Drakes, and mine, and some other guys saying 'I'd do'." Nashi almost threw up. Elise had a flashback of the day it happened. Thank Mavis she actually didn't remember anything. Nashi managed to shake her head.

"What are we going to do?" She demanded. A voice chuckled. They turned to find an old woman standing there, cackling.

"You ladies having boy trouble?" She asked.

"Why?" Elise asked defensively.

"I'm the reason they're acting like that, that's why" Ultear strode up to her and grabbed her by the collar of her shirt, causing her to yelp.

"Reverse the spell before I mop the floor with you!" She shouted angrily.

"It-it can be reversed from one thing!" She shouted, sounding terrified.

"Which is?" Nashi asked.

"You have to kiss them!"

"No!" Ultear shouted. "Not a fucking chance!"

"It doesn't have to be on the lips, just on the cheek or something!" Elise sighed.

"That it?" Elise asked. The old woman nodded quickly, and as soon as Ultear released her, she scampered away, and Ultear collapsed.

"I hate my life" She moaned. "I can't kiss Simon!"

"You think you have it bad!" Nashi demanded. "I'll never live this down!" Elise sighed.

"Would you guys rather deal with them for the rest of our lives!?" She asked angrily. "We have to do this!" Nashi sighed.

"I agree with Ul" She said flatly. "I hate my life."

Nashi saw them approaching, and her stomach felt like she'd swallowed a rock.

"Are you guys ready?" She asked sadly, and Ul and Elise nodded. The guys smiled as they approached them.

"Hey guys!" Damien said with a grin. "What's up..." He was cut off when Elise panted a kiss on his cheek, and he crumpled to the ground. Simon and Drake jumped back.

"What the hell?!" Simon shouted.

"Damien got kissed and he died!" Drake hollered. Ultear went quickly before Simon could run, and kissed his cheek as well, and collapsed next to Damien. Drake began to back up. "Nashi ,come on, you don't want to kill me..."

"Get the hell over here" Nashi hissed. "And let's get this over with."

"Get away fro me!"

"Drake! Stop running and let me kiss you!"

"No!" Nashi chased Drake around the park, doing her best to catch him, but he was faster than she was. Ultear tackled Drake to the ground from the side, and Elise held his arms down. "Let me guy you bitches!"

"Hurry up,Nashi!" Ul shouted, her face completely red.

"Let's go!" Elise shouted. "I'm not doing him too!" Nashi did her best to get near Drake as he squirmed.

"Get away from me Nashi!" Drake shouted

"Stop squirming! I'm trying to help you!" She replied.

"By killing me!?"

"Oh stop it!" Nashi leaned down, and Drake squirmed even harder, moving his face around quickly to avoid the 'kiss of death'

He didn't avoid it.

If anything, he made it worse.

Nashi did her best to aim for his cheek, but he moved quickly, and Nashi felt their lips connect, and she got lightheaded. Drake stopped squirming, and Nashi broke away as fast as she could before Elise could start teasing her. She stared down at Drake's unconscious form, and she sighed in relief.

"That was hot" Elise said with a smirk.

"I wouldn't have done that if he stopped squirming..." Nashi whispered, finding she was unable to speak loudly, her head was spinning. That was her first kiss, and it had been an accident.

Great.

Drake groaned and rubbed his head. He was leaning against the Sola tree in the park, and his head was killing him. He heard Simon and Damien groaned next to him.

"What happened?" Simon asked, rubbing his head.

"I don't know," Damien replied. "The last thing I remember is walking into the guild this morning"

"You too?" Drake noticed the look both of the were giving him. "What?"

"Uh...Drake?" Simon asked weakly.

"Yeah?"

"Why is...uh..." Simon trailed off as he pointed down at Drake's lap. Drake followed his finger, and shouted in surprise. Nashi was curled up in his lap, a serenely calm look her face. Her head was propped up on his lap, and she was curled up next to him.

"I-I don't know..." Drake turned back to Simon and Damien and saw an equally as disturbing sight. Ul was curled up next to Simon, and Elise to Damien. "Although you guys don't have any room to judge." Both of them seemed to realize the situation at the same time, and paled.

"W-why...?" Damien managed.

"I-I don't know" Simon hissed. Drake looked down as Nashi shifted in his lap, and opened a hazel eye, and smiled at him.

"Morning handsome" She murmured. "What time is it?"

"H-handsome?" Drake managed. Ultear and Elise began to stir as well.

"mmmm, no wonder I was so comfortable" Elise said. "I was in the arms of an angel"

"Ahh..." Damien stuttered.

"You would think your chest wouldn't be comfortable as it's soooo hard" Ul whispered, smiling at Simon. "But it's amazing."

"Um..." Simon said. Ultear looked over at Nashi, and glowered, grabbing onto Simon's neck, practically wrapping herself around him.

"You'd better stay away from Simon, love rival" She growled. "He's mine." Nashi chuckled, getting on all ours in front of Drake, their faces only inches away.

"I kissed you" She whispered, and Drake wanted to throw up. "You tasted just like sour candy, it was incredible..." She bit her lip and Drake stuttered horribly.

"I-I uh-uh... d-don't t-think I'm..."

"Oh don't toy with me, you were dying for one a few hours ago" Before Drake could stand up, Damien did so, breaking Elise off of him.

"We need to go guys..." He said in a deadly serious tone. "NOW" Drake agreed, and stood up quickly, knocking Nashi back.

"Guys," Simon said, holding his hands up over his head, Ultear wrapped around his whole body. "Help?" Drake grabbed Ul by the shoulders and ripped her off, much to the girls discontent.

"No, Simon is mine, Drake! MINE!"

"I don't doubt you" Drake muttered as Simon stood up, and Nashi approached Drake again.

"Come ooonnnn Drake" She drawled, strutting towards him. "You know you want me"

"Uhhh..." Damien grabbed Drake by the collar of his coat, and raged him away.

"Come on, loverboy" He hissed. "We gotta go." Drake nodded, and as soon as Ultear yelling about love rivals and Nashi and Elise trying to take Simon away from her, they broke into a sprint.

"This is so weird!" Simon hissed.

"Come back, Simon-sama!"

"Gah!"

And, yes, that's the end. I know it doesn't seem like it, but I decided I wanted to have the girls have the same problem, but not have the guys solve it. Can we get 100 reviews? Leave one if you enjoyed!