Lincoln is quietly eating dinner when Lana suddenly pokes him in the face with a wiener.

Lincoln takes a bite of it, "You sure you wanna start this?" Lincoln said before he resumes eating, Lola also pokes and smacks him with a wiener. Lincoln bites hers too, "Ok last chance." the twins continue hitting him with their wieners. "It's on." It turns out he's having dinner at the kiddie table with his five younger sisters; he gets up and grabs the ketchup and mustard, he points them at his twin sisters, "I warned you girls I relish our time together."

Lincoln shoots them with ketchup and mustard the twins laugh.

"Hey, Lincoln. You like seafood?" Lana sticks her tongue out showing mushed up pieces of food on it, "See? Food! Bleeeeegh!"

Lincoln shoots ketchup and mustard into her mouth and she shallows her food.

Lola pokes Lucy, "Hey, Lucy!" She sticks two french fries between her teeth as "fangs" and acts like a vampire in a Transylvanian accent, "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" She squirts ketchup.

The ketchup splatters all over Lincoln's face and his younger sisters smear their fries on it to get some ketchup.

Lincoln licks ketchup off face and grabs a piece a broccoli.

Lucy smacks a piece of broccoli off Lincoln's fork, "How can you eat that broccoli when you know how much it suffered to get here?"

Lincoln snorted, "Uh, Lucy...broccoli doesn't feel pain."

Lucy glared, "Oh, no?" She shoves a piece of broccoli in Lincoln's face, "Listen to the broccoli screaming, Lincoln! LISTEN TO IT!"

Lincoln bites the top of the broccoli much to the shock of his younger sisters.

Lincoln talks with his mouth full, "There he's dead I put him out of his misery let him rest in piece."

Lana smirked, Did you say peas?" She jokingly flings peas at Lincoln.

Lincoln blocks Lana's peas with his plate, causing them to bounce off and onto Lisa, which Lola laughs at her.

Lisa glares, "Oh, you wanna play? Let's play..." She brings out a tiny catapult and launches mashed potatoes only to hit Lincoln instead of Lana, much to Lana's surprise. "My calibration seems to have been off by about sixteen degrees."

Lana hits Lisa with her wiener, "Mine wasn't."

As Lincoln and the younger sisters have a food fight, Lori down to Lynn Jr. are at the grownup table eating with the parents board out of their mind. Tonight's dish. Liver oh joy, the sisters hated the food at the grown up table Lynn once asked why they couldn't have chicken nuggets and Rita replied by saying, "That's just for kids, honey. At the grownup table, we eat grownup food." Ugh It only gets worst they weren't allowed to tell jokes at the grownup table or sing or use their phones the nail in coffin was no dessert. Rita again stated, "Oh, that's just for kids." The grownup table is a nightmare! between the bad food and boring conversations this was torture.

Rita started to talk, "So, Lynn, how did you do on your math test today?"

Lynn gave a nervous smile, "Good, Mom. I think I really nailed those integers."

Lynn Sr joined in, "So, it turns out we didn't need the service call in the first place. The darn copier was just unplugged."

Rita laughs, "How about that?"

Lori gave a confused look, "Um...okay, I guess that worked out."

Later, Lincoln and the younger sisters are all having sundaes for dessert.

Rita clapped her hands "Okay...you're all excused."

The older sisters gave a collection, "Thanks for dinner." And left to their rooms.

Rita and Lynn Sr. used the chance to talk each other in private.

"You know Lynn I noticed the younger kids seem to throwing their food more eating and I'm getting a little worried." Rita said while she picked up plates.

"Me too honey, they only fully eat their dessert I'm seeing more food on the ground then a farm." Lynn Sr said.

Rita nodded, "I thought about us bring Lincoln to the grown up table, but I don't think that will stop the food fights."

Both parents sighed.

Lynn Sr. then got a idea, "Wait honey why don't we go ask Jason and Elizabeth for advice? They have just as many kids."

Rita smiled, "You're right we can ask them for help. Let's talk to them tomorrow."

The next night hour right before dinner.

Lynn Sr and Rita made their way next door they knocked and were greeted by Larry.

Larry smiled, "Hi Mr. and Miss. Loud! How are you?"

Rita patted his head, "Hello, Larry are you parents home?"

Larry nodded, "Yeah their right next to the couch."

Larry let them in and they saw Jason and Elizabeth by the couch setting up wooden TV dinner tables.

Elizabeth waved before getting back to setting up, "Hey guys what do we own this surprise visit?"

"We just wanted advice you see our little ones rather throw their food then put it in their mouth so we wanted to know if you could help us?" Lynn Sr. asked.

Jason put a table down, "Well never happened to us, but maybe try putting everyone at one table?"

The Loud parents were confused.

Rita spoke up, "You never had this problem?"

Both Jason and Elizabeth gave a nope.

Lynn Sr. scratched his head, "How no offence, but your family can be a handful too right?"

Elizabeth shrugged, "They are, but what we do just works."

"What is that?" Lynn Sr. asked.

Elizabeth laughed, "We just eat in front of the TV."

Rita and Lynn's jaws dropped.

Johnny called from the kitchen, "Dinner's ready!"

Suddenly a stamped was heard the other Velazquest siblings made their way to the couch. they sat in front of a available table and waited for Johnny to roll in with a serving tray on wheels, he laid out a feast of burgers, chicken nuggets, fries, onion rings, chili fries and large chocolate shakes.

As they ate and watched TV, they went into Zombie like states.

Rita rose a brow, "So you all just watch TV while you eat?"

"Aren't you worried getting food all over?" Lynn Sr. asked.

Jason waved them off, "Na It keeps them quiet and happy."

Elizabeth shrugged, "If we really wanted to be neater, Johnny should serve us out of one long bowl."

Lynn Sr. jumped, "You're talking about a trough. You can't eat from a trough."

Elizabeth laughed, "Relax Lynn I'm joking besides we don't think you should do what we're doing."

Jason patted Lynn's shoulder, "Yeah just do what you think works for you family."

Lynn Sr and Rita both shared a look at each other and they both knew they had to think of something. When they made it back home they decided to order a pizza for the family the kids were happy that night hopeful they enjoyed the plans for future dinners as well.

-The next day-

Johnny was in the family van when he got a text from Mr. Loud.

-Can you come over? I need to talk to you.-

That's weird he and Mr. Loud didn't usually talk.

We jump into the headquarters which is the control center of Johnny Velazquest's mind. It is where Johnny's emotions live and operate. Headquarters is the central location of Johnny's mind. It's the room where the emotions stand behind a large control panel and each button makes Johnny do some action. Its appearance is that of a condo. The walls are filled with different memories that Johnny has. There are couches, a staircase and a bookcase where the Mind Manuals are kept.

Five figures stood behind the large control panel, A glowing figure, Joy. Next to Joy, a droopy and gloomy blue figure, Sadness. Next to Sadness was Fear, a jagged purple figure. Next to Fear was a green feminine figure, Disgust, lastly we had a red firebrick-like figure, Anger.

Joy put a hand to her chin, "I wonder what Mr. Loud wants, we don't talk well expect for that one time when Lynn and Johnny started dating."

Fear shivered, "Y-Yeah remember when he gave Johnny the whole "You better treat my little girl right" dad speech."

Disgust crossed her arms, "Maybe he wants to talk about Johnny and Lynn's relationship? Papa and Mama Loud of all the lovers we knows or knew of, none were as visible as Mr. and Mrs. Loud. If Public Displays of Affection was an Olympic sport, they'd bring home the gold every year."

Sadness rubbed her arm, "Every time, Johnny goes over to the Loud house so that he and Lynn Jr. could play sports barely five minutes went by where Mr. and Mrs. Loud weren't being mushy gushy. She'll come in to get a drink, walk over to Mr. Loud, and give him an Eskimo kiss; he'd walk up and hug her from behind; and both of them called each other embarrassing pet names."

Anger throws his arms up, "You're my pooky-wooky-snooky sugar bear," Mr. Loud will say, and Mrs. Loud will blush. She'll call him "my big strong man" and clap when he flexed. Herculynn, Herculynn. They'll make kissy faces, hold hands and generally made fools of themselves!"

Joy jumped in joy, "But their happy fools, so who are we to judge? People rank on Johnny for well everything and he hated it; what right did he or we have to revoke Mr. Loud's man card for calling his wife "booger sugar"?"

Johnny thought about it In fact, stepping back and looking at it from afar, Johnny was kind of impressed by their continual sappiness. Mr. Loud once told him that he and Mrs. Loud had been together for twenty years, married and living together for eighteen of them. They grew up in the same neighborhood in Elk Park and were friends from first or second grade. That's a good thirty-some years, and even after all that time they were still madly in love. Johnny was young and therefore couldn't even begin to fathom such an impossibly vast amount of time as thirty years, but he imagined if you were around someone every single day for three decades, you'd get so sick of them you'd puke at the very mention of their name. Mr. and Mrs. Loud weren't like that. They were like two teenagers who couldn't get enough of each other. Johnny didn't know how they did it, but they did, and in the end, it was kind of inspiring. In fact, they were sort of cute in a so bad it's good kind of way.

He also gave them points for annoying their kids. The Loud kids were loud, rude, pushy, and irritating, especially the younger ones. Their parents' behavior mortified them. Get a room! Lori yelled. Gross! Luan cried and stuck out her tongue. Not so rockin', man, Luna had (probably) uttered once or twice. Johnny found amusement in their humiliation. Ha, your parents are dorks, what now?

"Who was that, Googles?" David asked.

"Papa Loud wants to talk to me, wonder what he wants?" Johnny asked.

"Maybe he wants help for dinner? Lori and the others don't seem to like." Leo said looking at the road ahead.

Milton chimed in, "L-Luan says dinner is a nightmare. They don't have dessert over at the grown up table."

Everyone gasped.

Anger, was livid, "Wait. Did he just say they don't have dessert?" Anger shook in rage, "Those maniacs we should give those old farts a piece of our mind?! No dessert?! Oh, sure, no dessert what's next no dinner?!"

"No. No... That's not true!" Sammy's voice starts breaking, "That's impossible!"

Johnny frowned, "Yeah that's unnecessary brute, well I'll see what Mr. Loud wants when we get home."

The van parked in their driveway and everyone got out. Johnny crossed to the other side. Mr. Grouse, the neighbor's designated Grumpy Old Man, puttered around his yard with a garden hose in one hand and the other pressed flat against the small of his back. He reminded Johnny of someone and it took him a minute to figure out who: Mrs. Loud when she was pregnant with Lily. She used to do that hand-to-back thing all the time. She said carrying a baby made her muscles hurt. Johnny felt bad for her and any pregnant woman ever.

Cold wind swept down the street and Johnny shivered. The barren tree branches knocked forlornly together and the power lines danced crazily.

"Don't even think about it, Vaselinez," Mr. Grouse said. He watched Johnny with the suspicion of a dog afraid of someone else moving in on his dinner.

The screen shows everything through Johnny's eyes, as he looks at Mr. Grouse.

Fear jumped, "Whoa, stop! NO, LOOK OUT! NO!" He takes action; the console turns purple in response.

Fear's actions prompt Johnny to stop moving and grow cautious.

Johnny looks concerned, "Think about what?"

"Cutting across my yard."

Johnny was in the middle of the sidewalk, nowhere near Mr. Grouse's lawn, but he slowly walked to the Loud House.

"Easy, easy. AGH! OH MY! Oh, we're good. We're good." Fear said as Johnny walked away carefully.

"I'm watching you." Mr. Grouse said.

Ignoring him, Johnny crossed the Louds' driveway and went up to the door.

"Whew!" Joy said.

"Good job." Sadness said.

Fear bowed, "Thank you. Thank you very much."

Joy jumped, "And we're here!"

Johnny rang the bell and Mr. Loud appeared, "Oh, hi, Johnny," he said and stepped aside. "We were waiting for you."

The Loud sibs were all shoved up on the couch, "Take a seat."

Johnny wedged himself into a tiny crack between Luan and Lori. Mr. and Mrs. Loud stood before them, arms around each other's waists. "So...what's this about?" Johnny asked. "Did someone die?"

He was only half joking. They clearly had some kind of announcement to make; you don't just gather the whole family together for nothing. What Johnny couldn't figure out, though, was where he came in.

Mr. Loud cut him off. "Your mother and I have decided to rework the dinner set up. We're gonna all eat at one table and make more enjoyable food." He squeezed Mrs. Louds hand, and they smiled at each other.

Like the kids they were, the Loud kids all cheered.

"Uh...so why am I here?" Johnny asked.

Mr. Loud looked at him and smiled, "You're here because I want you to be my chef buddy."

Wow.

That was unexpected. He and Mr. Loud were tight and all, but Johnny never in a million years would have imagined they were "be chef buddy" tight.

"This is literally the greatest thing ever," Lori said. "Johnny's cooking is amazing."

Suddenly everyone was talking excitedly over each other. Johnny didn't know what exactly "chef buddy" entailed, but Mr. Loud had entrusted him with the role and for that, he was down to help out.

"Alright, alright." Mrs. Loud said and raised her hand, "Let's give the men space and let them work besides you all have homework."

Everyone ran off leaving Johnny and Lynn Sr. alone to begin their preparations. Luna shoved Luan out of the way, Leni and Lori scrambled over one another to be the first one upstairs, and Lucy jumped onto Lynn's back to keep her from getting ahead. Mr. Loud facepalmed and Mrs. Loud rolled her eyes as if to say I knew this would happen.

We jump to Lynn Sr. and Johnny getting ready to make dinner and Johnny rubs his hands together "So, got any ideas on what you want to cook Papa Loud?"

Lynn Sr. checks his list, "Yeah, I do all the cooking even got my own recipes I got Salisbury Steak, Meatball, Turkey Loaf, Wienerschnitzel, Goulash, Fish Fry, Liver and Succotash."

Johnny rubbed his chin, "Hmm you do all of the cooking too? Interesting, can I see your list?"

Lynn Sr. hands his list and Johnny looks it over, "Repertoire is kind of limited."

Lynn Sr. is unamused, "Hey you no idea how hard it is to cook seven nutritious meals a week for 13 different people on a budget. I'd say I do a pretty great job."

Johnny put his hands up, "Whoa whoa whoa! didn't mean to sound like a jerk, I mean yeah you have a point I can't make nutritious meals to save my butt let alone do what you do, but maybe we can come up with tons of cooking ideas I can show you it's not that hard to mix up the menu."

Lynn Sr. calmed down and understood what Johnny was saying, "Well I'm sure we can bring some Lynn-vention to my cooking repertoire."

Cut to a rather sloppily made dish.

Joy leaned forward, "Hmm. This looks new."

Fear shivered, "You think it's safe?"

Sadness frowned, "What is it?"

Disgust looked closer as well, "Okay, caution! There is a dangerous smell, people! Hold on. What is that?"

Johnny looked confused, "What is that Papa Loud?"

"I made a new dish let's call it...Casa Loud Casserole!" Lynn Sr. said holding up the casserole.

Disgust looked at it she noticed the casserole containing olives, pepper, sports bars and mustard, "What the? Olives, pepper, sports bars and mustard! What kind of casserole is this?!"

Everyone looks slack jawed.

"Maybe it's taste better then it sounds." Joy tried to find a positive take.

Anger looked annoyed, "We're supposed to serve this, we'll look like our cooking skill flew out a window!"

Sadness looked ready to cry, "The Louds will start hating our cooking."

Disgust was wincing, "I'm telling you, it smells like something died."

Lynn Sr. made a plate for Johnny, "Give it a try?"

Johnny looked it and took a bite of the casserole after a bit he cringed a little.

A disgust memory rolls in.

"Can you die from eating casserole?" Fear asked.

Joy tried to calm everyone down, "Guys, you're overreacting. Nobody is dying-

Johnny started to cringe more he tasted the sports bars now.

Disgust covered her mouth, "I'm gonna be sick..."

"Great, this is just great." Anger ranted.

Fear screamed, "Ahhhhh! We're gonna look like the worst chefs ever!"

Fear jumps into Anger's arms. Anger fires up the flames.

"GET OFFA ME!" Anger yells.

Fear runs around on fire. Joy puts him out with a fire extinguisher, "Hey, hey, hey, maybe we can convince Papa Loud to make something else. We're his chef buddy remember!"

"You're right, Joy/Yeah!/Yes, yes, yes!/I think you're right!" Fear/Anger/Disgust/Sadness said as they agreed.

Johnny swallowed, "This is a good dish tho maybe the sports bars hurt it a bit."

Lynn Sr. chucked, "Maybe I went a bit far in the Lynn-vention let try another dish."

Cut to Lynn Sr. showing Johnny a dish of green glob, "Check it out my new dish cabbage casserole!"

Johnny winced he was about to say something but Lynn interrupted him.

"Wait! I forgot the fish sauce! It really brings out the sulfur notes!" Lynn Sr. said before poring it on the casserole.

Joy was confused, "Okay, not what I had in mind."

"What the HECK IS THAT?!/The Louds are gonna hate our food./That's it. I'm done." Fear/Sadness/Disgust said.

Anger slammed the console, "Congratulations, Lynn Sr, you've ruined casseroles! First someone makes a ham and banana one, and now YOU MAKE THIS!"

Lynn Sr. hands Johnny a plate so he can some, "Give it a try and let me know what you think?"

Johnny grimly looks at it before taking a bite after taking a bite he...didn't like it.

A disgust memory rolls in.

Sadness cried, "Oh, Johnny can't serve this."

Anger crossed his arms, "She's right."

"Really bad." Fear said.

Disgust scowled, "It's the worst. It's absolutely the worst."

Anger stomped his foot, "This casserole stinks."

Memories roll in: anger, sadness, disgust, fear.

Joy tried to get everyone attention, "Hey, it's nothing us the chef buddy can't fix. I read somewhere that anyone can cook."

Anger looked annoyed, "Where did you read that?"

Joy smiles, "It doesn't matter. I read it and it's great so let's help Lynn Sr. make a fantastic dish!"

The Emotions cheer even Sadness.

Lynn Sr. poked Johnny, "So what do think the fish sauce? Really brings out the sulfur notes doesn't it?"

Johnny swallowed his food, "I think it's not good Mr. Loud I think we should make something better."

Lynn Sr. looked disappointed, "Well dang son what do you think we should make? We gotta make something for dinner?"

Johnny rubbed his chin in thought.

Joy runs to storage and grabs what looks to be a LIGHTBULB, "I've got a great idea!"

She clicks the IDEA into the console. It screws in and lights up with a chime. Outside, Johnny gets the idea and looks at Lynn Sr. The bulb then sinks into the console, "Well do you have other recipes like family ones?"

Lynn Sr. nodded, "I don't have family ones, but I do have older ones from my childhood follow me son."

Lynn Sr. and Johnny goes over to the attic and digs through boxes labeled Lynn Sr. "My recipe book should be in one of these."

Johnny dug through a box and found a black book, with food stains on the cover, Johnny opened it and property of Lynn Loud was written inside, "I found it Papa Loud!"

Lynn Sr. looked towards Johnny, "That's it! This contains all the recipes I've ever learned!" Lynn Sr. grabbed the book, "Starting with, my first, home-ed class, in middle school!"

Johnny jumped in joy, "Sweet! let's cook something from it!"

Lynn Sr. smiled at Johnny excitement, "Well chef buddy why don't you pick what we cook next?" He handed Johnny the book.

Johnny looked over the book until he finds the perfect for them to cook for dinner, "How do feel about making Lasagna or should I say Lynn-sagna?"

Lynn Sr. got rather excited and laughed, "I'd love it and good one son!"

Lynn Sr. and Johnny begin working on the Lasagna after looking over it they followed the recipe and adjusted to fed 13 people then even made a second Lasagna for Johnny's family after stuffing it the oven all that was left was to wait for it to cook.

Johnny decided to ask something he was curious about finding the book, "Hey Papa Loud if you had that recipe book since middle school? Did you learn to from someone in middle school?"

Lynn Sr. laughs, "Yeah I did. Ms. Scalise was my old middle school home-ed teacher. She taught me everything I know about cooking in fact there's a lot we learned from each other."

-Flashback to middle school, when Lynn Sr. was younger-

"We would experiment on recipes, creating new twist on all sorts of old favorites." Lynn Sr. said.

A dash of caramel accidentally falls into the pot.

"Oh no! I knocked caramel sauce into the mac 'n' cheese. It's ruined!" Lynn yelled in panic.

Lynn's teacher Mildred Scalise tried to calm him down, "Now, wait a second Lynn." She tastes it, "Hmm. Oh, it's delicious, the sweet brings out the salty."

Lynn's pupils turn to stars, when the principal comes on the PA.

"Will Flip please report to the principal's office? Again." The Principal said with annoyance in their voice.

A young Flip runs into the room, "Mind if I lay low here a while?"

A teacher is heard, "Get back here Flip!"

Flip ducks under the sink, while some teachers run past the room.

Flip sigh of relief, "Thanks Ms. S."

He closes the cabinet. At the end of the day, Mildred is writing in a black book. Lynn is then shown doing the same thing.

"After every new dish we created, we would write the recipe down in a black notebook, so we wouldn't forget it." Lynn Sr. said.

-End of flashback-

Johnny had stars in his eyes, "Wow! You've been cooking and making recipes since you were my age that's epic!"

Lynn Sr. chuckled, "Aw gosh son you're gonna make me blush."

A ring was suddenly heard.

Lynn Sr. throw a fist, "Hot dog! Dinner is ready! Kids dinner is ready!"

The Loud siblings quickly rush out of their rooms, and excitedly head downstairs. They head to the dinner table and take a seat ready for dinner.

Lynn Sr. bring in the Lasagna with Johnny following, "I hope everyone is hungry for dinner!"

"Time to fork over the Lynn-sagna! "Bon appétit!" Johnny yelled.

Later, after dinner, everyone is stuffed and satisfied.

Rita capped her hands together, "Honey, that was delicious."

The kids agree.

"Amazing!/So good!" Lola and Leni yelled.

Lynn Sr. blushed, "Thank you. I'm glad I was able to start mixing up the menu now I hope you saved room for dessert!"

The kids got excited, "Dessert?!"

Johnny brought in a massive three-tier cake, "Buttercream frosting," Johnny said of the cake, "The best."

Luan's jaw dropped, "Wow! Dessert! I haven't seen dessert in years!"

Johnny started cutting cake slices for the Louds as they got their slices they dug in.

Lynn Sr. side hugged his wife, "Finally, a good dinner."

Rita smiled, "Great job honey you and Johnny make a great team."

She kisses her husband. They both laugh as they enjoy all of their kids eating dessert.

The End.