Zelretch, bored to death, decides to cause mischief. As a result, the Grail calls upon seven of the most overpowered Servants the Throne of Heroes has in store. In the not so grim darkness of the current present… there can only be property damage. And crazy aliens.

[One-shot?] A girl seeks a Servant to protect her when no one else will. A man seeks redemption for his sins when no one will forgive him. Fate works in odd ways and through the power of the Holy Grail, these two have found each other. Now, they are no longer alone and suffering. Taking solace in the other's company, they will face the coming trials together, as Master and Servant.

Radical Inquisitors summon something... interesting.