Chapter 1: idiotic, soldier from Blood Gulch to Kaiju
My name is Leverneus Tucker, also a pervert, but however also a former ex member of Blue Team.
Tucker said narrating to himself a flashback is happening of his previous life as a simulation
in soldier in Blood Gulch Alpha.
You can say my life is just an average person who is nothing more, nothing less.
Sure I had just an average day life as a normal person would. Tucker said continue narrating until images of him getting pregnant and also getting blast into the future,
including defeating Wyoming and also Texs ship blowing up.
Things started to go crazier from here on out with a lot of complete wack-ass and misadventures happening,
including time that they had to bust church out of the prison of a military security place,
including the time that they had to fight against the army of Tex and then they were crash landed on the planet known as Corus,
while also stopping the civil war including taking down Malcolm Hargrow, and one including everything else was a simulation from Epsilon,
and he was also a puppet of the meta.
Thanks to Sigma, however, all that came to an end, and yet in the end everything went back to normal.
However, it all came to an end. Things weren't actually the same anymore.
Grif left red team, saw Sarge was dead because of me, and well, everyone went up their separate ways,
and for me I was alone in blood Gulch with Simmons, nothing else to do to be honest.
It felt nothing more but a boring da life.
Tucker said narrating to himself, standing on top of blue base alone.
Until something changed when a flyer appeared.
Tucker said narrating when the moment the flyer hit his leg that he was wearing his Spartan armor,
he was curious and picked it up and looked at it, curious and picked it up, and when the moment he saw
a flyer saying something about a defense force, fighting against monstrous beings known as Kaijus.
Finally, something I can actually do for once. Maybe this could be my start of a new life for me.
Tucker said narrating to himself when the moment the teleporter showed Japan, and he decided to enter it.
However, I thought I was actually going to be well. Getting myself a spot in the defense force.
However, let's just say my life was nothing more but a shit show.
It became me it's more shitty that I had to join a clean up crew.
However, I met someone else who also wanted to join the defense force. His name was Hibino Kafka.
Sure, the guy was an old dude, but so was I, but I'm more of a young adult and had more combat experience.
But still, it was a shitty job, a shitty payment and a shitty apartment that I had to pay rent for.
Tucker said narrating the events of him cleaning up corpses of monsters without his Spartan armor,
even trying not to gag or throw up from the horrific smell of the dead corpses.
And was in his apartment looking a bit dull.
While also taking a shower from the horrendous stench from the dead corpus of the monsters he had to clean up.
God damn it, why must my life suck so bad? What kind of fucked up luck do I even have to deserve all this? Tucker said yelling in anger and frustration.
Hey, shut up. Some of us are trying to get sleep!? One of the neighbors said, next door.
Screw you! Tucker said. While falling onto his crappy bed and sighing.
God damn it all. I bet everyone else is having a good time. And yet here I am just getting a shitty job, cleaning up monsters and also getting a bit of a shitty payment.
Fuck my life. Why must my life have to suck so badly!? Tucker said in annoyance.
While drifting out to sleep. It was the next day. Tucker was driving not just a pretty mid-car while Kafka was also driving.
The scooter getting to the cleaning up receptionist area. After arriving. While clocking in.
Until the boss of the cleaning group.
Amongst some teenager boy around his 17's named Ichikawa with somewhat white hair was joining.
Ichikawa the clean up crew.
Tucker was rather surprised for someone young as him to actually.
Join the clean up crew.
And it was actually his first day on the job.
Which well, the boss decided to actually give the newbie to Tucker and Kafka.
Which Tucker in mentally screams his mind.
He's insisting himself for shitty luck.
But decide not to do anything stupid.
However, Ichikawa decided to think on his own which made both Tucker and Kafka pissed off even more beyond anything.
However, let's just say the boss with the glasses decided to actually give Kafka and Tucker with Ichikawa to actually clean up some of the corpses that had to have shit in them.
And after when they were done.
After well, when they were done they were actually in a playground having their lunch.
And well Ichikawa kind of felt a bit nausea from the smell of the corpses not able to eat his food while Tucker.
Gone used to the smell of dead corpses seen as it wasn't usually for him after all.
He got used to things back on chorus not to mention including him becoming the meta.
And all Kafka and Tucker tried to tease Ichikawa only for them to also try not to vomit.
And it only to force it down their throats.
And well Tucker was surprised seeing that Ichikawa cannot throw him a vitamin juice pack.
And however Kafka tried to actually force to put nose plugs in Ichikawa's nose which Tucker can help out laugh.
However almost reminded him of the time on Blood Gulch also at his shenanigans as if however they continue doing more monster work until a spider kind you.
The spider with a human like Kaiju face on it was actually heavily injured both Tucker and Kafka.
Tucker cursed himself seeing that he'd never had his Spartan armor with him or his weapons.
Seeing that it made the situation a lot worse he should have brought it with him.
But he realized what exactly would his gun do against something like that.
Perhaps his sword can actually cut through it after all it was made up plasma.
But however as they were about to be eaten.
Luckily in the nick of time the self-defense forced her division was able to take care of the spider monster.
Thanks to Kafka's childhood friend.
Mina Ashrow among side the rest of the others including a white tiger among cider which Tucker was kind of rather unknown how to feel about this.
However after when they were in the hospital treating their wounds.
However Tucker and Kafka were about to actually get some sleep a flying Kaiju while making that two of them actually appeared in front of their faces, Tucker and Kafka didn't know how to reply to this kind of scenario.
Only for the flying Kaiju to slingshot like a fly directly into their mouths.
And Tucker tried to however only for them.
Only for both of them actually have more like a seizure.
Each Kafka tried to actually remove the curses only for two humanoid like Kaiju.
However Kafka was more reptilian like however Tucker's was more like.
Was more like well not scately but more like more like bio organic instead of having a mount it was more like with a face plate and a visor.
About look at each kaua until they looked at the reflection of the glass.
It took some time for them to process only only for comedic.
For the trio to completely freak out when the doctor came in and see this.
The old man doctor came in and see this.
The human Kafka were completely fucked.
Mina among side The third division were getting ready to go.
The old man doctor was freaking out including the trio was also freaking out.
Kafka said to Kafka in his Kaiju form to actually do a smile.
However Tucker couldn't help but felt like that was going to be the biggest and most incredible stupidest idea in the whole world.
However Kafka in his Kaiju form was about to do a smile only for the only for the old man doctor to actually faint.
You just made it worse! Tucker said in his Kaiju form even though he doesn't have a mount.
Only for Kafka in his Kaiju form to run up and check up on the old man doctor.
Only for Tucker in his Kaiju form noticed that only for destroying half of the wall with little
amount of force which completely freaked the trio out even more even Tucker was completely surprised by that.
Oh crap that actually happened to me I'm 100% a full on Kaiju.
Tucker's I mean Kafka said in his Kaiju form freaking out.
However many of the other doctors however Tucker and Kafka in their Kaiju form peaked out only for one of them were completely caught
off guard to see a Kaiju which they literally went back into the room.
Sir they call the defense force we should run now. Ichikawa said let me take care of opening the windows.
Tucker said in his Kaiju form running directly at the windows however only for him to actually didn't realize his full Kaiju strength ripped open completely brutally ripping open the windows destroying even more property damage.
Oh fuck me I guess I never realized this transformation I have can be so freaky. Tucker said even more shocked however only for one of the females to scream which the trio decided to jump out of the window.
However while they're running let's just say Kafka with this crazy transformation.
Even Tucker was completely caught off guard by this.
And well let's just say Kafka in his Kaiju form did some kind of alien reference with a tongue with sharp mouths.
Sharp teeth eating the burr alive and however was also peeing.
Peeing out of his well Kaiju nipples and including Tucker however felt like he wanted to pee as well but also peeing from his Kaiju dick.
Oh god that was mostly fucked up.
However a red panda couldn't help but was rather amused by Tucker in his Kaiju form.
Both Kafka and Tucker in their Kaiju forms freaking out freaking out of it.
However somewhere else the same Kai spider Kaiju in a human face was about to kill a daughter and her mother.
Until well let's just say both Kafka and Tucker were about saved did a full on one punch man style pushing the spider way with incredible force which Tucker even though he doesn't have a face his jaw dropped.
Even his heart sank times infinity he couldn't have imagined a strength he had doing a one punch.
However Tucker and Kafka in their Kaiju form realized that the girls afraid and well let's just say Kafka tried doing something but well let's say Tucker bonked Kafka in their Kaiju form.
But well let's say Tucker bonked Kafka in the head trying not to estimate the situation works which Tucker gently pat the young girl and decide to
actually lift up the debris keeping her mother however while the spider you could say Kaiju was getting back up for round two and well let's just say Tucker and
did a complete combo of a super one punch man style obliterating the spider Kaiju causing it to be complete monster pace of both bones blood and flesh
and blood and all over the place Tucker in mind was completely screaming however amazing and also completely scary his strength was even Kafka in his Kaiju form was completely eyes widened in complete horror.
Kafka remembering his childhood with Mina was able to transform back showing revealing half of his human face even Tucker was able to do it however the next day Kaiju ate including Kaiju 15 or 19 was spotted in the news which well Ichikawa was actually heard about the news to clean the rest of the clean up monster cleanup crew also realized as well but I think that they didn't care as much however luckily Ichikawa got letters for both Kafka and Tucker that they were literally getting ready for the entrance exam to join the defense force which well let's just say Tucker was able to have some control but well let's just say for Kafka he was able to well
have a bit of some trouble with his transformation after all no one wants to spot him after reading the letters of well for them to actually get ready for the entrance exam
Tucker couldn't help but finally be happy for once yes finally it's my time to shine no more actually cleaning up some dead monster corpse
Tucker said with excitement hell yeah you could say that again my brother Kafka said for both of them to fist bump each other Kafka was about to actually open water only for him to transform and literally break the water bottle Ichikawa scolded him however let's just say it was the next day only for Kafka
and how inside a van however many other participants were also including some military forces as well especially the JDF
red haired dude in a motorcycle including a guy running as well as well built
however let's just say things are about to get on a rough start when some rich girl who acts like a complete total rich bitch from a certain
Rwby character of a certain Weiss but however this the end of chapter one.
my first kaiju No.8 x crossover wit red versus blue character leverness Tucker and yes the kaiju is actually inspired by the gridman also known as the kaiju anti
which yes which Tucker sometime later in the future chapter will actually be known as grid knight the anti hero of the defense force
which Tucker and Kafka are actually die kaiju's that is all to say folks