[Scene: The ruined lobby of a ruined hotel. The Death Phantom regards a pair of innocent looking kids smiling angelically at him.]
Death Phantom: Who are you?
Dev: I'm Dev.
El: And I'm El.
Dev: We're just a couple of perfectly normal foreign exchange students, trying to finish up a science project.
El: Now who the hell are you?
Death Phantom: [Thunderous] I am Wiseman! Look upon my might and tremble!
[The twins look at each other and shrug.]
El: Are we supposed to know who you are?
Dev: Because we've never heard of you.
El: And that's a very bad sign.
Dev: For you, anyway.
El: You see...if you were anyone of any real importance, we would already know who you are.
Dev: ...and we don't.
El: You're completely obscure. Not even a footnote of a footnote.
Dev: And that does not bode well for you, I'm afraid to say.
Death Phantom: Then perhaps I am better known to you as The Death Phantom!
[The twins look to one another and shake their heads]
Dev: I'm sorry.
El: That doesn't ring any bells for us either.
Death Phantom: It matters not, insignificant mortals! You are but ants on a chessboard! An annoyance to be certain, but not enough to distract from the game!
Dev: [pouts] That isn't a very nice thing to say.
El: [shrugs] I've been called worse.
[points at Zoi who is still chained the pillar, breathing hard with agony]
Death Phantom: I AM WISEMAN! DEITY OF NEMESIS, BRINGER OF WISHES-
Dev: One moment-so sorry to interrupt, but the Shitennou doesn't really need to be here for this, does he?
El: Good point. [She casually flings her arm in Zoi's direction and he is engulfed in white hot flame, until the chains fall to the ground]
[The room darkens as the Death Phantom draws on his full power, the only light is from his eyes, which glow like the sun]
Death Phantom: You stupid girl! Do you have any idea what you have done!
El: [giggling] Why, yes. I believe I just took out the trash.
[The Death Phantom blasts her with enough energy to nearly send her flying through the concrete wall of the hotel. She splats like a bug, stopped only by a steel girder, which is bent perpendicular from the impact.]
Dev: CHAAA- [his voice dies into a croak as he regards his sister's body, half embedded into the solid steel, before puffing out his cheeks like an angry chipmunk and turning his glare to the Death Phantom] You'd better hope she's ok.
El: [still prone] Oh, don't worry. I've been hurt worse than this learning to ride a bicycle.
[The beam she is lying on bends back into shape with her still lying on it. Once it is perfectly straight she floats to the center of the lobby while the bits of plaster and drywall fly back into place, repairing the wall.]
[Dev teleports away and reappears floating back to back with his sister. She reaches for his hand and holds it in hers.]
Death Phantom: Prepare to be torn apart by the full force of my wrath!
El: Is that supposed to frighten us? Because I'll have you know, we've eaten scarier creatures than you for breakfast.
Dev: Literally.
El: And by literally, he means "literally." When we were babies, we used to eat demons.
Dev: And once we consume them, they are doomed to obey us in the afterlife.
[A deck of cards appears in his hand and he fans them out.]
Dev: Pick a card, dear sister. Any card.
El: I just can't chose. They all look so good.
[She waves her fingers and all the cards float out of Dev's hand, morphing into howling demonic phantasms.]
Dev: [He summons a flute and raises it to his lips.] Now prepare yourself for the full force of MY wrath.
[But before he can play a single note, the Death Phantom raises both hands and the phantasms all turn back into cards which burst into flames until they are completely blackened.]
[Dev and El watch with their mouths agape as black ash of the burnt cards fall like snow.]
El: Rude.
Death Phantom: You puny mortals have vexed me beyond all endurance. Prepare to suffer for your insolence as no mortal before you has suffered before.
[Violet, orange and green miasma swirls around the Death Phantom as his eyes once more glow like twin suns. A shockwave makes the ground shudder as a tsunami of pure dark energy is directed at the twins.]
[They clench hands and their eyes go white a moment before impact, but they make no effort to escape. The force of the attack washes over a shield in the shape of a bubble]
[Death Phantom staggers back, shaken, as the twins continue to float nonchalantly in midair.
Death Phantom: What? No living thing can withstand an attack of that magnitude!
El: And yet...we are still alive.
Death Phantom: [shaken] How...how is that possible?
El: Well...you see. There is a perfectly logical explanation.
[She points at Dev]
El: He's 50% Major God of Chaos.
Dev: And she's 50% Major God of Chaos.
El: Do the math.
Death Phantom: That...that cannot be right. I know the full Pantheon of Chaos, and you are not among us.
El: Yeah? Well...we're not from around here.
Death Phantom: [backing away] Who are you...what are you...you...don't belong here...I will look into your minds...sift through your essence...peek into your darkest fears your greatest desires...find the secret of how to unmake you...
Dev: [shrugs] It's not going to be that easy, but you're certainly welcome to try.
[The twins make eye contact with the Death Phantom]
Death Phantom: You're...IMPOSSIBLE!
El: So we've been told.
Dev: Many times, in fact.
El: [sighs] So impossible...In so many many different ways...
[They slowly sink through the air toward floor level]
Dev: But, it appears you might have figured out what we are.
El: Or who we are.
Dev: Which are two different things. But both must remain a secret, if we are to have any hope in succeeding in our mission.
El: And a secret isn't a secret if anyone knows it but us.
Dev: So I'm very sorry about this, but I'm afraid it is time for you to die.
[The twins clasp hands once more and their eyes glow with an unholy fire.]
Death Phantom: YOU CANNOT KILL ME! I AM A GOD!
[The twins jaws drop as they release each other's hand and turn to face each other.]
El: Did he just say that HE'S A GOD?
Dev: I do believe he did!
El: [hugs her brother] Oh, Dev! I do believe this is our lucky day!
[They press their foreheads together, grinning evilly, then break apart, turning to face the Death Phantom]
Dev: Nighty-night, Mr. Death Phantom.
[They two pull down their goggles as the God Gun materializes between their hands]
[A beam of white white light erupts and the Death Phantom screams as he swell like a balloon before bursting into fragments.]
The beam stops and the twins stand for a moment in stunned silent.]
El: We did it, Dev. The gun works. We've just killed our first god.