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Naked woman.

'Okay Miko, this is normal... why does she have to look so pretty though?' Miko couldn't understand why there were so many butt naked, beautiful women ghosts on this street. There were tons of ugly ones who were twisted by the ways they died. She had to keep her mouth shut, and prevent her eyes from wandering. She had to wonder how Naruto was able to maintain eye contact with such a beautiful woman.

Actually, now that she thought about it.

"Ah, Naruto-kun, you didn't visit us when you turned 20... you were suppose to share a drink with us... and who is this pretty little thing?" A twisted ghost, beautiful and sexy body, but her neck looked like it had been literally twisted 360 degrees around, which made her face look... off. Miko didn't know where to look, or even if she should look. The woman was also naked, had large breasts, and a full bush that obstructed her view of her private parts.

Full. Bush.

It was pretty common among the naked female spirits.

They were in the Red Light district, investigating a murderer who had escaped the police, and was hiding away somewhere in the general area.

"You're dead, we can't share a drink. This is Miko, Miko, this is a prositute who worked at a soapland here. The thing about spirits, it's best not to learn their names too often." Naruto explained to her as he grabbed her shoulder and protected her. His touch let her know that she was allowed to make eye contact with the spirit and talk to them. She found herself surrounded by many spirits who seemed very interested in her ability to see them.

"Is it safe for me if they know?" Miko whispered.

"Yeah, these spirits are annoying, but none of the ones on this street are evil. Well, except for the big one with the triple penis... that dude is very evil, don't let him know you can see him." Naruto didn't go into much greater detail than that. He looked into the distance, and since he spoke of the devil, he appeared. Many female spirits started to scatter as a hulking figure started to walk through the streets.

Miko was still curious was a triple penis was.

Miko saw it, and now she wished that she didn't know what it was, because the penis had been split down the middle, and then part of that split had been split again. It looked like a penis had grown out of each split section. The man himself looked like his entire body was wrapped with brains and bones, with his eyes and face being on his stomach, with his head being chopped off.

The ghost saw Naruto, turned around and walked away.

Naruto smacked her back and she breathed.

"Yeah, you get used to seeing genitals if you see ghosts long enough."

"That looked nothing like my little brother or my dad's... it was so huge and gross looking... what happened!?" Miko leaned in and whispered to Naruto with tears of horror in her eyes. The ghost was a good 8 feet tall, and it's gross lower body was a good 4 feet in length and as thick as her torso.

"Rapist... and he got what he deserved. Lets leave it at that." Naruto didn't want to go into the story.

"... In school, there was this ghost that grabbed my friend Hana's boobs, with long twisty arms... and then he grabbed the nurse's boobs."

"Ghosts take on a form that reflects who they were in life, though, good people will mostly look the same as they looked as a human. Some people get twisted by their powerful attachments, their regrets... or their obsessions. Most of the naked women you saw here were single mothers, who did whatever they could to provide for their kids. They took pride in their bodies... but they lived short lives. In death, they want to stay young and pretty forever." Naruto explained why they were naked beauties instead of horrible and twisted. "Some evil ghosts will shapeshift to look like good ghosts, or even try and look like they are still alive." Naruto started as he pointed to a little girl.

"Ah, she's..." Miko registered what Naruto said.

That was a ghost?

It looked like a little girl in a cute little flower dress, but the second she realized Naruto pointed at her and saw her, she transformed into a horrible abomination of twisted limbs and saggy breasts. Naruto grabbed her by the face and banished her when she got closer.

"How do you tell the good from the evil?" Miko asked him, since not only did she think that little girl was a living person, but she didn't even realize it was evil until it was caught.

"You just learn to tell. The way they carry themselves, the way they talk to you, the way they make you feel. It's a sixth sense you'll develop as time goes on. You just started seeing this crap, so you don't have that sense for this yet." Naruto stated as he grabbed her by the hand and started to lead her away. The lunch rush was starting to walk through, and he didn't want them to get separated by the crowd. "You okay?" Naruto asked her,

She was super red in the face.

She was looking down just as a few dozen male ghosts in the crowd started to pass by, and she got a very good and detailed look. Naruto's jaw dropped for a moment, before he smirked and laughed a little at her misfortune.

-Later-

"It isn't funny!" Miko was gently beating her balled up fists against his back.

"It's very funny. Still, eventually, you really will get used to seeing naked people. It's insane how many people die butt naked, or as ghosts they stop caring about clothes. The Tiny Old Men are always naked." Naruto pointed out to her.

"Yeah, but they are kind of ugly cute, their ugliness is a little cute... and they are too small for me to see their... stuff!" Miko didn't want to say the word, it felt dirty on her tongue. She took baths with her younger brother sometimes, so it wasn't like she wasn't used to seeing that. She even took baths with her father when she was a young girl, so she had seen it then too. Those were human sized and shaped though, and they were attached to normal humans.

Naruto scoffed.

"Oh trust me, it gets worse. You gotta learn to laugh it off. I once had this naked old woman spirit try and give him a kiss with her elephant trunk pussy." Naruto remembered that with horrifying clarity, as the old ghost woman extended the elephant trunk between her legs that had her pussy on the end of it, and attempted to give him a smooch.

"Ew."

"Yeah, ew... you'll see cute things, beautiful things, scary things, horrifying things, crazy things, and disturbing things. You will see tons of men in suits, and lots of naked people. Just like you'll see a lot of that kind of... oh look at the time, lets walk you home before it gets too late." Naruto stated as he saw the time. She had school in the morning, and it wouldn't be super great for her if she kept falling asleep at his apartment instead of her own home.

Miko looked at the time and nodded her head.

It was late now.

-Closer to Miko's Home-

"So... it's kind of nice right now, without all the people... since it's so late, I expected so many ghosts to be out." Miko pointed out.

It was super quiet spiritually.

"Eh, ghosts kind of like to be surrounded by people... most of them at least. With nobody around, most won't bother to come out of their hidey holes." Naruto kept his hand on her shoulder the entire time they walked. She had gotten used to his hand being there, and he could tell that his touch offered her some kind of safe feeling whenever an evil ghost passed their path. There were little old men on the ground wandering around at the moment, but not much more than that.

Miko saw a vending machine.

"Can I get you a drink?" Miko asked with a smile.

"No thanks." Naruto told her, and her smile became a pout as she approached the vending machine anyway, escaping his touch. "Okay then..." Naruto watched as she ordered 2 drinks and brought them back, handing him one. He didn't look at the flavor, he just opened it and started to drink. He put his hand back on her shoulder, and with drinks in hand they started to walk to her home. "As I was saying earlier... it isn't just ghosts you have to worry about. You're a young girl, chances are, if you walk around by yourself enough, you'll encounter some kind of pervert." Naruto explained to her.

She tilted her head.

"Huh?"

"On trains, you might get the types of perverts who take secret photos at girls. At night, you might get people who flash themselves. If you pay too much attention to ghosts, you'll forget that living people are capable of being disturbing too." Naruto reminded her. It was a surprisingly common crime to deal with, grown men flashing people in public at night.

Nights just like this one.

The men were just like the one who was approaching them, wearing long trenchcoats with tennis shoes but visibly no socks on and a covered face.

"Is... that a ghost or a person?" Miko whispered to Naruto.

"Hey buddy, don't do it, I'm a detective and you will be arrested." Naruto stated to the man, who quickly, very quickly, changed directions and walked away without doing what he was about to do. Miko looked at Naruto, very confused, before it clicked in her head what the man was about to do. She turned bright red and clutched onto Naruto's arm. "Yeah, Miko, those are the kind of people who will die and become those perverted evil spirits. Japan is a very safe country as far as murder goes, 10 times safer than most countries... but when it comes to sex crimes... yeah... it's not great." Naruto didn't want to say it out loud.

"It's bad?" Miko hadn't heard of that.

"It's not great, not as bad as some people think, but for sex crimes, it can be hard to prove it in court. So many of the criminals become repeat offenders. Usually, 1 offender will offend against about 20 or so women before there is enough evidence to catch him." Naruto had put away many offenders thanks to how easy it was for him to personally find the evidence, but it wasn't easy to find for most officers.

"Oh..."

"Yeah, it's about 1 in 100,000 women will experience it... who report it. Honestly, if we being honest, I'll bet there might be some pervert out there with a picture of your panties on his phone after he snuck a picture on the train." Naruto didn't want to freak her out.

He freaked her out.

"Really!?" Miko felt dirty just hearing that.

"Most of the sex crimes aren't rape, most are perverts taking pictures, peeping, or exposing themselves. I would still say only about 5% of the sex crimes are rape. So, yeah... if you ever feel like you're not safe, you can summon me." Naruto had brought it up to her, and now he would bet that she was going to feel unsafe for awhile on trains. Most of the crimes happened without the woman ever knowing that it had happened to them. He was sure that there really was some pervert who had a sneaky picture of Miko on their phone.

"... Speaking of which, you smacked my butt..." Miko reminded him.

Naruto turned and stared into her soul with piercing blue eyes.

Naruto pointed to himself.

"I was trying to lighten the mood, since I was showing you some pretty serious stuff, and be honest... it helped you feel less scared didn't it." Naruto pointed out to her.

She thought about it.

He kind of had a point, she was starting to scare herself, and when he smacked her butt it hadn't exactly been something he did to be sexual. Actually, Naruto had yet to be sexual towards her, well not on purpose at least. She had kind of seen him naked for a split second after he possessed her body, and she knew he had seen her naked. She blushed when she remembered that yes, he had seen her nude form.

"... you're used to seeing naked people... right?" Miko asked after a moment.

Naruto nodded his head.

"I see them all the time, so yeah."

"... Since you see so many people naked... did seeing me naked... make you excited?" Miko didn't know what she wanted the answer to be. She didn't know what would make her feel worse, him saying no and her feeling like she wasn't attractive, or her saying yes and feeling embarrassed by him finding her attractive.

Naruto had to think about the right answer.

Naruto hummed.

What was the right answer?

The truth.

"I find you... very attractive, you're super cute. At the same time, you're human..."

"So, you aren't attracted to humans?" Miko didn't know how to take that.

"Let me finish." Naruto reminded her, since she stopped him. "You're super cute, and normally you would be my type. I promised to protect you, and I don't want you to feel like I'm just trying to get close to you because you're cute." Naruto placed a hand on top of her head, and he grinned at her a wide and toothy smile.

She felt comfort.

"So I'm cute to you?"

"One of the cutest. Okay, since the pervert is gone, lets get you home." Naruto stated as he continued on their path to dropping her off. She was smiling, her confidence really skyrocketing by his compliment. That was part of the reason why he didn't want to make any moves on her, and wanted to keep a little bit of an emotional distance between them.

Because she was super cute-

"HAHAH!"

The pervert jumped out of the bush and flashed them.

"EEEP!" Miko screamed and covered her eyes as quickly as she could. Her foot swung out of it's own accord, and scored a direct hit. The man crumbled before he could run away, and Naruto took out some handcuffs and cuffed the man.

Yeah, it wasn't hard to get a conviction when his own eyes were his evidence.

"I warned you dipshit, I'm a detective, and now you're under arrest." Naruto got his phone out.

Time to get the police to come and take this idiot away.

Chapter End!
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