Chapter 05

Reviews

TwinstarDragon: in pamela's case, it was a deep desire to help nature recover, and if murder was needed, so be it. In the case of harley, joker caused her to want chaos, chaos and more chaos in addition to property damage, murder, etc. thank you. Maybe for just when she's crown clown, but i'm sorely tempted to have it permanent, as it'll be a lot easier. Thank you, and here's the next chapter

TwinstarDragon (2): alice might be a squib relative of the lovegoods, and i'm unsure which alice in wonderland you mean

Potternatzu: thank you. For her healing factor, i would say that it's closer to Deadpool's, just slower at this point, since it was JUST activated. However, the only thing that she'll be unable to heal from, would be complete decapitation, disintegration, anything that kills in an instant, save for a bullet to her head or heart. Thank you

Umbra Lycan: *chuckle, good or bad? A bit from the canon crown clown after it achieved 100% with allen walker. Here's the next chapter.

Previously

The magician sent magic bullets at alice, again. However, before the bullets could hit alice, tiamat got between her and the bullets. The cloak expanded, shielding them from the bullets and neutralizing them. Tiamat faced the magician, and got a bloodthirsty grin. The mask came over her eyes, and she said, "now, let the fun begin, *cakle*."

Now

"Let's take this outside, you magician wannabe," tiamat said, before she shot tendrils from her left wrist, wrapped them around the magician and threw him outside, with her following a few seconds later. Once he was outside, the wannabe managed to break free of the bindings.

"Since the clown merged with you, i will kill YOU as compensation," the mage snarled as he floated in the air. Tiamat smirked. "I'd like to see you TRY," tiamat said, while also taunting the magician. He fired magic bullets at tiamat, only for her to make a shield with her left arm, blocking the bullets. After the magician stopped firing, she put the shield away, and decided to return fire. She held out her left hand, palm facing him, and fired the same bullets that her shield absorbed.

He made a wall of energy and blocked the bullets. After the barrage finished, he took down the wall. He gave an evil smirk on his face, before he gathered his energy. "Let's see you block THIS," he summoned beasts made of magical energy. The beasts surrounded her, opened their mouths and gathered energy to fire.

Seeing that she was surrounded, tiamat wrapped her arms around herself, her cloak following the motion. The beasts fired their respective blasts, but the cloak had surrounded her and defended her. Once the blasts ended, the cloak took her into the air, and she stuck her right hand out to the side, where rings of energy surrounded each finger on her right hand.

"Clown barrage," she said as she spun a bit, firing the rings of energy from around her fingers. There were multiple explosions as the rings landed, destroying multiple beasts with each impact. She got onto the ground, her cloak unwrapping itself from around her, as she looked at him. "Any MORE tricks?" she asked him in a tone that said 'you can't beat me, even if you try'.

The magician snarled, before he summoned creatures to fight for him. Said creatures charged at tiamat, only for her to summon thick roots and vines, binding and crushing the creatures, causing the crushed creatures to explode in a puff of smoke. "Come ON, at least TRY to hit me," tiamat complained.

What can i do? No matter what i throw at that bitch, she either shrugs it off or just destroys it, the magician thought. "Not gonna do anything?" tiamat asked, startling the magician. "Fine then," she said, before she changed her left arm to match her right arm.

She then charged at the magician, who looked like he was about to dodge. However, just before he could, vines appeared from out of the ground and attached themselves around his ankles. "What the hell?" he exclaimed. Before he could say or do anything else, he started to cough up blood.

Why? Tiamat impaled her claws into the magician's lungs. She then viciously ripped them out, before she impaled his stomach with a clawed hand. "You almost killed me, and you attempted to kill the only friend i've ever had. Goodbye," she snarled before she put her clawed right hand through the magicians chest cavity, and destroyed his heart.

After ripping her hands out of the body, she turned and went over to alice. As she walked, her royal clown outfit faded, becoming a tattoo on her right arm (picture chise's arm, after the immortality and the dragon reached an understanding, just change it from the left arm to the right arm). "Alice… mamas…" she said, before she fell face first to the ground, unconscious.

The isley-quinn home

Pamela was watering her plants, while harley was watching a movie. Suddenly, the movie changed to static for a few seconds, until it changed to show a news report. "Breaking news: there was an explosion at the museum of power, earlier today. After the explosion, there appeared to be a fight between a magician of some kind and a clown. According to the museum records, this clown was known as the crown clown," the news reporter said.

"Pammy, get out here," harley called out to her wife. Pamela entered the room. "What now, harley?" she asked. Harley simply pointed at the tv, which pamela turned to. "Oddly enough, this crown clown is able to control plants, which is the ability of poison ivy. However, the crown clown is too young and short to be poison ivy," the news reporter said.

What the reporter just said sent a shock of fear and worry through pamela and harley. "Thankfully, the victims of the attack are mostly unhurt. However, to be safe, they were sent to gotham general hospital. And now, we will be returning to our regularly scheduled program," the news person concluded the report, and the movie came back on.

Harley and pamela looked at each other in fear and worry. "Tiamat?" pamela asked. "Tiamat," harley answered. They both rushed to grab their coats, harley grabbed the keys, and they both went to gotham general hospital as quickly as they could.

gotham general hospital

Most of the students were awake, as was the teacher. "What happened?" one of the students asked. "I don't know, but i believe that one of the relics chose tiamat to be its new wielder and master," the teacher answered.

A doctor appeared, and was just about to speak, when harley and pamela burst into the waiting room. "Where's tiamat?" pamela demanded to know. "Before i answer that, i MUST ask what you two are to her," the doctor said. "We're her parents," harley said.

Seeing the resemblance between them and tiamat, the doctor pointed down a hall. "Go down that hall, she's in room 11," the doctor said. "Thank you," harley and pamela said in harmony, before they ran to room 11.

Why were they panicking? There were a few reasons. First: they were terrified that tiamat had been abducted, again. Second: they were worried that she was injured. Finally: if she wasn't hurt and was still in room 11, they were scared that their baby would not remember them, at all.

Once they got to room 11, they quickly opened the door. "Tiamat?!" they called out in the room. They saw tiamat strapped to the bed, going ballistic. However, once she heard her mothers, she turned to look at them, and calmed down.

"I WOULD jump out of this bed and give you both a big hug, mamas. But, as you can see, that might be rather difficult," tiamat said, while also trying to make a joke. "MY BABY!" pamela yelled, before she rushed to her daughter and hugged her. Harley was right behind her, and also hugged tiamat.

A few minutes after the adults of the family of three started to hug their baby, a doctor came in. hearing the door open, tiamat managed to look over at the door. "GET ME OUT OF THESE BLASTED BINDINGS!" she demanded, as she started to struggle, again.

"*sigh, child, the sooner you STOP going ballistic, the sooner i will be allowed to get those bindings off," the doctor stated. Hearing that, tiamat forced herself to relax into the embrace of her mothers. "Good," the doctor said, before he went over to her bed and undid the bindings.

Tiamat felt the bindings give way. As soon as her mothers released her from their hug, tiamat jumped out the open window, yelling "FREEDOM!" as she did so. Naturally, her mothers ran to the window to see if their daughter was dead. However, they needn't worry.

Why? Tiamat was doing gymnastics and parkour between buildings on the way down from the window. Pamela looked at her wife. "I blame you and your hatred of being in hospitals. our baby just HAD to get that," pamela said. Harley winced at what her wife said. "Sorry, love," she said.

"*sigh, now we need to go find our daughter," pamela said, before she left, and her wife followed her. Once in the lobby, alice noticed that tiamat wasn't there. "Um, where's tiamat?" she asked. "She jumped out the window yelling 'freedom'. It appears as though she got harley's hatred of being in hospitals," pamela said.

Alice was dumbfounded at what one of the mothers of her best friend said.

With tiamat

Tiamat had been running as far from that building as she could, when she tripped. "*oof, ow" she said as she hit the roof of the ceiling she was running on. "You alright, kitten?" she heard a feminine voice say behind her. Tiamat sat up and turned around.

She saw a grown woman wearing a skintight bodysuit with the top unzipped to expose a good potion of her cleavage, had a face mask that covered a bit of her face, she had goggles with red lenses and on top of her head were two cat eats. She had sharp white claws on her fingers and a whip at her side.

"AUNTIE KITTY!" tiamat exclaimed in excitement, before she quickly glomped her aunt-figure. "Oof," her breath escaped her lungs at the impact, even as she wrapped her arms around tiamat. "What'cha running from, kitten?" Catwoman asked.

"Being imprisoned in a hospital," tiamat said, as she shuddered at the mere thought of being in a hospital. "Alright, how about you come to my place to relax for a while?" catwoman asked. "I'd love to, auntie kitty," tiamat said, as she snuggled up with catwoman.

Catwoman simply cradled tiamat in her arms, causing tiamat to yawn and fall asleep. "Poor thing must've been exhausted," she said, as she carried tiamat to her place. Once there, she put tiamat in her bed, undressed and went to take a shower.

About an hour later

Selina had just got out of the shower, dried off, wrapped the towel around her torso and exited the bathroom. Tiamat stirred awake, before she blearily opened her eyes. "Have a nice nap, kitten?" selina asked. "I did, *yawn* auntie kitty," tiamat said.

"Good. now, i just gotta get dressed, then i'll make us some food. How's that sound, kitten?" selina asked. Before tiamat could answer, her stomach answered for her, causing selina to chuckle and tiamat to blush in embarrassment.

"I think a certain someone's hungry," selina teased her niece as she got dressed in a pair of pajama shorts and a tank top. Tiamat blushed harder in embarrassment as she nodded. "Come on, kitten, you can watch some tv while i make the food," she said as she held her hand out towards tiamat.

Tiamat quickly grabbed her aunt's hand, before her aunt took her to the living room. After tiamat sat on the sofa, selina started to go through the channels, until she landed on looney tunes. "Here you go, kitten. Enjoy, until the food is finished," selina said, patting tiamat's hair, before she went to the kitchen to make some food. After about twenty minutes, selina had made waffles. However, now the kitchen was a GIANT mess. "*sigh* THAT is why i normally don't cook," she said to herself, as she looked at the giant mess she made.

She put plates, forks, syrup, butter and the waffles on the table, before she turned towards the living room. "KITTEN, THE FOOD'S READY," she called out. In a flash, tiamat had turned off the tv and sat at the table, eager to eat her aunt's cooking.

Selina chuckled as she sat at the table, herself, entertained at just how eager her niece was for her cooking. She put two waffles each on their plates. Tiamat then proceeded to pour a healthy amount of syrup on the waffles, before she started to dig in.

"Careful, kitten, don't make a mess," selina said. "Yes, auntie kitty," tiamat said, before she slowed down her eating to a more manageable level. Tiamat's face, once she started to eat, showed absolute bliss.

Selina added butter to her waffles, before the syrup, before she too started to eat. About twenty minutes later, the plate of waffles was empty, and tiamat was snoring in her chair, using her arms as a pillow on the table.

Selina chuckled, before she called pamela and harley. "Ah, selina, what can we do for you?" pamela asked. "Can it wait? We're trying to find tiamat," harley said. "I called to let you know that tiamat's with me, and she's currently asleep. If you want to pick her up, you know where i live," selina said, before she hung up.

She then put the dirty dishes in the sink to soak, before picking up tiamat in a carry-cuddle and carried her to the couch, where selina sat, with tiamat using her torso as a bed, snoring. Selina simply pet the back of tiamat's head in a soothing manner.