Magical Girls Support Group

Four: The Obligatory Arisugawa's Locket X-Over

"Okay, this is kind of awesome," Loki admitted, the female formed Goddess of Stories looking around her curiously.

(She was visiting from the future and had decided to crash the meeting. So OF COURSE something happened...)

Her first 'wife' Leah scowled at the women checking out her Loki.

Verity Willis, Loki's OTHER wife, looked around at the weird and wildly dressed women in bewilderment. "HOW...?"

"Time space bar," Panty noted, the shapely blond in her nearly naked 'Angel' outfit. "It moves across universes and picks up customers."

"Pluto is married to the owner," Stocking added, also in skimpy Angel-wear. Both had been there before, once with Scanty and Kneesocks.

"So what, exactly, are we doing here?" Mami asked the others, the busty puella magi casually following along.

"Looking for where Pluto vanished to," Illya said, the pretty, almost silver white haired girl following with Kuro and Miyu.

"Its not like Pluto is our problem," Kuro pointed out,

Miyu sighed, "Kuro..."

"Well, it seemed that Pluto actually looked kind of alarmed when she vanished," Panty said. "Could be in trouble."

"I knew you had a heart under that bad attitude," Mami teased.

"Oh shut up. If we don't help, Garterbelt will give us shit," Panty defended herself.

"Right," Loki smiled wryly. Briskly she continued, "Let's find the manager... May, I think."

May was a pretty, brown haired woman. She looked relatively young, but seemed to have an almost motherly aura to her. She listened to their story, frowning slightly.

"Juri was in last night, and she said she and the Senshi had a mission," May admitted. "This all may relate."

"I can't believe how casually you say things like this," Verity noted.

Loki patted her on the arm, "You get used to it."

"So what do we do if they don't turn up on their own?" Mami asked, concerned.

May met her glance as she seriously said, "Then we'll go get them back."

Panty wanted to scoff at the maid, but... she was dead serious, AND there was a weird aura of determination around her. Plus all the weird powered chicks on staff. Best not to fuck around...

"Thank you for telling us," May added.

"So, what do we do now?" Illya asked a bit nervously.

"I say we enjoy thus strange bar," Loki offered cheerfully.

"I like her, she's cool." Kuro grinned saucily.

"You would," Miyu sighed.

"Well, it's not like we can just carry on with the meeting," Stocking admitted.

They had been having the usual 'Magical Girls Support Group' when Pluto had been snatched up in a burst of rainbow light. Being magical girls that wasn't that weird, but Pluto had actually looked surprised. That, on the other hand, was worrying.

"So, are we assuming Time Bitch is just off on a mission?" Panty asked the group as they settled around a table.

"Could we not call Pluto that?" Illya asked mildly.

Stocking noted, "There was a rainbow flash of light. Isn't that what happens when all the Sailors use teleport?"

"I STILL can't get over how casually you mention stuff like this," Verity muttered.

"You get used to it," Miyu agreed.

"So you think the other Sailors had a emergency and just grabbed up Pluto?" Mami guessed.

"Would seem possible," Loki agreed.

"There's no way to check, though," Leah pointed out.

Everyone sighed.

"Howdy." the cowboy dressed waitress actually tipped her hat in greetings.

"Ooooh," Mami murmured softly.

Amelia just ignored that. "I'm here to take your orders," she smiled, "though I note some of you are under age. No booze for you, sorry."

Kuro, Illya and Miyu all pouted, as did Mami. "Can we get some juice?" Illya sighed.

"That'll be fine," Amelia agreed, then looked over at Loki's group, and Panty and Stocking.

"Beer," Verity said promptly. "I need a drink."

"Wine, you classless boor," Leah teased.

"Whiskey, neat," Loki said firmly.

"While we're here, maybe we should scout magicakl girls," Miyu suggested.

"It's a idea," Panty conceded.

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

Jinny Hex looked amused. "Basically I'm an adventurer. My grand-dad was a legendary cowboy, and... I inherited stuff. Basically."

"She's my girlfriend," Lady Bird noted as several women were looking at Jinny.

"Anyway... any deep life advice?" Jinny asked.

Loki looked wry, "Don't join the Teen Titans. Your life expectancy will be shit."

"Oh gee, THAT'S helpful," Lady Bird rolled her eyes.

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

"My name is Haruhi Suzumiya!"

"Uh hello..."

"Are any of you time travellers, espers or aliens?!"

"Well, no..."

"Humph!" she stalked away.

The Goddesses, Angels and Magical Girls exchanged a look, then shrugged eloquently.

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

"Hello," the teen in the red and gold bodysuit smiled, "I'm Eighth Wonder."

"And I'm her girlfriend, Honey," the black leather clad girl added.

"You're... kinda like Supergirl," Panty noted, the group having met her too.

"Actually, I'm my universe's Wonder Woman's daughter," Eighth explained. "It's complicated."

The group listened with a certain degree of horror as she explained about her mother being the first Eighth Wonder, coming to man's world and ending up in lewd situations. All the time.

"That's awful," Panty blinked. "And coming from me that's saying something."

"Can we GO to your universe and beat the crap out of those people?" Verity asked coldly.

"It probably wouldn't work out," Loki noted. "That universe works by those rules, so we'd probably find ourselves in similar situations."

"Oh hell no," Illya, Kuro and Miyu chorused.

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

They were talking to another magical girl when Loki felt it. A powerful surge of familiar magic. Reflexedly she yelled, "Incoming!"

There was a huge flare of light, and the Sailor Scouts popped into existence, along with various allies, and dropped in a heap on the dance floor. There were shouts of surprise and alarm, along with staff running forward to help.

"Is that...?" Stocking started.

"Yup. There's Time Bitch," Panty nodded.

"Could you NOT call her that?" Illya repeated.

"I guess they solved whatever happened," Miyu said.

Verity looked over at Loki thoughtfully. Her wife had really taken this whole mess very calmly... had she known it would turn out well?

"Hmm?" Loki gave her a innocent look.

"Never mind," Verity decided not to ask.

To be continued...

Notes: At the end of 'Loki: Agent of Asgard' Loki became the God of Stories rather than being the God of Lies. I personally liked the idea, but Marvel never followed up on it.

Jinny Hex is a new-ish DC character. The descendant of Jonah Hex, she's a adventurer who appeared in Young Justice.

Haruhi Suzumiya is the star of the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

'Don't Meddle with My Daughter' is a r-rated manga about the retired original Eighth Wonder trying to keep lewd stuff from happening to her daughter, a super heroine.