Magical Girl's Support Group.
Five: Role Playing Game Edition
"Welcome to the Fantasy Heroine Support Group," Priestess smiled, the pretty blonde dressed in white and gold. "Everyone, please introduce yourselves."
"I'm Asuna Yuuki, of Sword Art Online," the strawberry blonde fencer waved, "this is my lover, Yuuki."
"Yo!" the purple haired Yuuki Konno waved.
"And her other lover," Lizbeth waved, the blacksmith looking amused.
The girl dressed in bear pajamas spoke up, "My name is Yuna... I have no idea how I ended up here, though."
"I'm Fina, her... partner," the brown haired girl blushed.
"This is all VERY ANNOYING," the black haired woman with, oddly, white devil horns complained.
"Please introduce yourselves," Priestess encouraged.
She sighed, "I am Albedo, leader of the Guardians of The Great Tomb of Nazarick."
"I'm Aura Bell Fiore, a floor Guardian of Nazarick." the boyish elf girl added.
ANOTHER girl with, oddly, rams horns spoke up. "I'm Yuko Yoshida," she stammered.
"Also known as Demon Girl Shamiko," the pink haired girl noted.
"Don't tell them that," Yuko sighed.
"I'm her enemy, Momo Chiyoda," the pink haired girl waved.
"Uhm..," Yuko started, "Where is Sailor Pluto? I thought she ran these meetings."
"Oh, you want the Magical Girl group. They meet on alternate Tuesdays," Priestess explained, "this is the Fantasy Heroine Support Group."
"Oh," Yuko blinked.
"You're welcome to stay anyway," Priestess added.
"I'm not sure we qualify as 'heroines'" Albedo noted, gesturing to herself and Aura.
"It's a fairly broad term," Priestess shrugged.
"Anyway," Asuna got down to business, "I have a problem."
"Go on," Priestess encouraged her.
"You see... my boyfriend doesn't know about my girlfriends," Asuna admitted, "and I'm not sure how to tell him."
"How daring," Albedo murmured.
"No judging," Priestess said quickly.
"We're also married," Asuna added before clarifying, "but only online."
Priestess, Albedo and Aura looked confused, but Yuna and Yuko both nodded thoughtfully.
"So just to clarify," Yuna asked, "you love him, but you also love your girlfriends?"
"Yes," Asuna nodded.
Momo tilted her head to the side as she noted, "You DO know guys find that hot, right?"
"Huh?" Yuuki blinked.
"He'll probably be okay with it," Yuko looked profoundly embarrassed as she explained, "but he may ask to watch."
Asuna, Yuuki ans Lizbeth exchanged glances. "I'm okay with that," Liz noted.
Priestess nodded, "I think it will be fine if you tell him."
Tea was served, with fancy cookies, as they took a short break.
"I also have a... romantic problem," Albedo admitted. "I can not seem to consumate my relationship."
"Tell us more," Priestess nodded.
"I have a vampire as a rival," Albedo scowled, "and... my beloved is a skeleton."
There was a long beat of dead silence as everyone processed that.
"Can he even... do...," Asuna offered.
Aura spoke up, "He is the most powerful sorcerer of our world."
"Well then, magic," Yuna said briskly. "He can either create a construct to inhabit, or just add a bit." She made a vaguely obscene gesture.
"YES!" Albedo declared. "You're right! I should simply trust in Ainz' magical power!"
"I wonder if he even knows she wants him to bang her?" Yuuki whispered to Asuna.
"I don't want to know," Asuna whispered back.
Priestess was visibly flustered as she offered everyone more tea.
"... so apparently I'm ALSO her evil minion, now," Momo noted. She looked impish, "Does that count as married?"
"Momo!" Yuko blushed furiously.
"For an evil demoness you're kind of cute," Aura noted innocently, not really noticing Momo's death glare.
"I also have a romantic problem, though it's kind of the opposite of Asuna's," Yuna admitted, putting her tea cup down.
"Oh?" Yuuki looked interested.
"I was isekai'd from 21st century Japan into a world that's pretty much medieval," Yuna began explaining.
Everyone nodded.
"And I met Fina," Yuna continued.
"She saved my life," Fina noted, "twice!"
"We became very close, and eventually we fell for each other," Yuna said, clasping Fina's hand.
"Awww," several girls sighed.
"You haven't yet...?" Liz had to ask.
"No! She's too young yet," Yuuna said.
"Okay, okay," Liz said.
"Now, Fina's family approves of us," Yuna continued, "but they approve a little TOO much."
"Oh?" Priestess asked.
Yuna sounded exasperated, "Her mother Telumina wants us to get married now, even though I'm barely seventeen and she's fourteen!"
Albedo, Aura and Priestess clearly didn't see the problem, but the others nodded.
"Yeah, that's a thing," Asuna frowned.
"Do they know you came from another world?" Momo asked thoughtfully.
"No, just that I'm from a very far away country," Yuna admitted.
"Well, that works," Momo nodded. "Just tell them the customs of your land prohibit marriage until you're nineteen."
Yuna blinked, "I should have thought of that."
"Well, I'm glad we could help," Priestess smiled. "Are there any other problems?"
Everyone was silent.
"Meeting adjourned. As we're at Arisugawa's Locket, you're welcome to join me for a drink, after," Priestess added.
To be continued...?
Characters:
Priestess is from Goblin Slayer
Asuna, Yuuki and Lizbeth are from Sword Art Online
Yuna and Fina are from Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear
Albedo and Aura are from Overlord
Yuko and Momo are from The Demon Girl Next Door
Notes: Yeah, short chapter.
There is a LOT of official Sword Art Online art that implies Asuna might be into the ladies. My head-canon has always been she's bi, and Kirito trusts her to have flings but still come back to him.
Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear is not officially yuri, but it subtexts Yuna and Fina very hard. The final anime episode comes pretty close to them pledging their love.
