Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 58
Bad Hair Day
Stacy and Jenny hurried over to the Flynn-Fletcher household.
"We're coming as fast as we can, Candace!" Stacy said over the phone. "We're at your house! What kind of emergency are we dealing with? A parent emergency? A Phineas-and-Ferb emergency?"
When the two entered Candace's room, what they saw was beyond their biggest fears.
Candace's hair was a complete mess.
"A hair emergency," Jenny realized. "The worst kind."
Stacy examined every detail of Candace's messy hair. "What are these four long strands? Look at the shaved area. What's that all about? Wait, is this…" Stacy pulled a sock out of Candace's hair. "Candace, who did this to you?"
"Girls, I did this to myself!" Candace wailed.
"Why?"
"Jeremy's mom is hosting a benefit for endangered animals this evening, and I wanted a new look."
"So you made your hair look like an endangered species?" Jenny remarked half-jokingly.
Stacy elbowed Jenny.
"There are all these hairdo how-to videos online," Candace explained, sniffing. "They make it look so easy."
She played one of the videos. The woman on screen just brushed the front of her hair a bit, tossed it back, and her hair looked perfect.
"Look at me!" Candace whined. "A tragic victim of internet hairstylists!"
"Sorry, I don't think either of us can help," said Stacy. "But there are a couple of boys who…"
Stacy didn't need to finish that statement for Candace to know who she was suggesting. "No way!"
Jenny found a pair of chopsticks in Candace's hair. She gave Candace a glare.
Candace sighed. "Alright. Phineas! Ferb!"
Phineas and Ferb came in drinking glasses of water. They spit the water out of their mouths.
"What do you think?" asked Phineas. "We've been working on our spit takes all morning."
"Yeah, you're hilarious," Candace replied sarcastically. "Listen, I need you to fix this."
"Why? That actually looks cool. Did you try that method of brushing the front of your hair and tossing it back?"
"Look, I don't have time to explain. Just get me back to the way I was."
"Okay, but I think you're making a huge mistake."
"Hey, where's Perry?" asked Jenny.
Perry climbed to the top of the tree in the backyard and sat on a bird's nest. A hatch opened, sucking Perry inside of it.
With the nest, Perry slid down the chute into his office.
"Good afternoon, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "For the past few days, our motion detectors have detected Doofenshmirtz rummaging around his basement. Last night, we had Carl staked out down there behind his water heater."
"It was horrible in there!" Carl butted in. "I saw a rat give birth… to a snail!"
"Carl, just tell him about Doofenshmirtz."
"Doofenshmirtz kept coming down and grabbing pieces of his old inators from cardboard boxes." Carl froze in place. "Oh no. Brown recluse spiders favor dwelling in cardboard. Get it off, get it off!"
He ran out of the camera view, crying.
Perry could see a hint of concern on Monogram's face, but it faded instantly.
"Get out there and find out what Doof is up to," Monogram ordered.
Perry saluted, and left the lair.
The boys quickly built a small contraption. They had Candace sit still as they put a helmet onto her head.
"By combining ultraviolet and infrared waves together with follicle stimulation properties," Phineas explained. "Not only will it style your hair, but it stimulates and accelerates new hair growth. That should take care of the little shaved area. What's that all about?"
"Don't get me started," Stacy replied.
Phineas turned back to Candace. "All you have to do is sit there for thirty minutes on setting five, and you're good to go. Start her up, Ferb."
Ferb set the machine to five, and set a thirty-minute timer. The boys then left the room, leaving the girls alone.
That's when they all heard a weird noise.
"What's that?" Jenny asked, panicked.
"It's my new ringtone," Candace replied, picking up her phone. "That's a tangerine orangutan. Endangered animals. Oh, it's Jeremy."
She answered the phone.
"Hi," she said. You're, uh, picking me up in ten minutes? Great!"
Candace hung up.
"Ten minutes!" she panicked. "Girls, crank this thing up. If this thing takes half-an-hour on five, it should do the trick in ten seconds on 20."
"I don't know about this," Stacy said, hesitantly. "Maybe you shouldn't mess with…"
"Yeah yeah yeah, it'll be fine."
"Okay." Stacy cranked up the machine.
"And besides, why would they have a twenty setting if it wasn't meant to be used?"
"That's a good point," Jenny admitted.
The ten seconds went up. Candace removed the helmet.
"How does it look?" she asked.
Stacy and Jenny both gasped in amazement.
"I can't believe it," said Stacy. "It's perfect."
"I told you it'd be fine," Candace bragged. "Now, help me find something cute to wear."
No one noticed another strand of hair growing on Candace's neck.
Perry entered the apartment to see Doof playing an organ. Perry tried to ambush Doof, but he fell through a trapdoor and ended up in one of the organ's pipes.
"Ah, Perry the Platypus," Doof smiled. "I don't like your tone. Behold, I give you…"
He played some keys on his organ. Something dramatically rose from the floor in front of Perry. It was just a jumble of parts.
"The Very-Very-Bad-Inator!" Doof finished. "It's made of only the most evil parts of my old inators, cobbled together without rhyme or reason. My plan is to load it on my floating platform, take it high above the Tri-State Area, and turn it on to see what it does. I don't know what exactly it does, but it has to be very bad, hence the name."
That night was the Endangered Animals Benefit. Candace and Jeremy went inside the foyer of the Natural History Museum.
"Wow, nice turnout," Candace remarked before noticing Mrs. Johnson. "Oh, there's your mom."
"There you two are," Mrs. Johnson smiled. "Don't you look nice, Candace?"
"Oh, thanks."
"Let me show you where we're sitting. We have a very good turnout this year. Many of Danville's top zoologists are here."
Candace felt an itch on her arm. She tried to scratch it, only to realize a strand of hair grew on her arm. She plucked it off, despite how painful it felt.
The three sat down at one of the tables.
"The money that this banquet raises will go a long way to facilitate solutions to the problems these poor animals face."
Candace started paying less and less attention as she felt little itches on her legs.
"Uh, Candace," said Jeremy. "You got a little food or something on your face."
But Candace knew it wasn't food. She covered her mouth so no one would see it.
"Will you excuse me for a second?" she asked. "I need to go to the bathroom."
Jeremy pointed Candace in the right direction. Candace bolted out of her seat and ran to the bathroom.
Once she was in the bathroom, Candace looked at herself in the mirror. She saw a big bushy mustache right in between her nose and mouth.
She screamed at the top of her lungs. She covered her mouth, hoping no one heard that.
She then took out her phone and dialed the boys' number.
Meanwhile, the boys were eating dinner with their parents when Phineas' phone rang. He checked his phone to see it was Candace calling.
He answered. "Hey, Candace. You turned it up to twenty? What happened? No way! We'll see what we can do."
"I said adding a twenty setting was a bad idea," Ferb mentioned.
Phineas rolled his eyes before turning to Linda. "Mom, may we be excused? Candace needs help with her hair."
"So you're hair stylists now?" Linda sarcastically remarked.
"Apparently."
"So what would you do with my hair?"
"Nothing. It's perfect the way it is."
"Wow, you are good."
Doof was flying over the city on his platform. He had the inator and Perry strapped onto it.
"Be careful, Perry the Platypus," Doof warned. "You're awfully close to the edge."
He tilted the platform one way, making Perry roll really close to the edge. At the last second, Doof tilted the other way, making Perry roll in that direction.
Candace headed out of the bathroom and tried to get out of the museum.
Unfortunately, she unintentionally ended up behind the stage curtain. She shoved a random guy aside.
To make matters worse, hair started growing all over Candace's body at an excessive rate.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's lecture," said the announcer. "Won't you all please help welcome Professor Herbert Fonzworth Weatherman Jones?"
The curtain opened, revealing Candace to everyone. To make matters worse, the hair had covered her entire body now, making her look like an ape with unnatural fur.
As if that wasn't bad enough, Candace's phone started ringing, making the sound of an orangutan.
"That's not Professor Herbert Fonzworth Weatherman Jones," said Mrs. Johnson. "That's the tangerine orangutan. We have to capture it and return it to the wild. Stand back everyone. I have an associate's degree in zoology. I got this."
Candace knew she had no other choice but to run. She got off the stage and ran out of the room.
"Come back here," Mrs. Johnson said in an assuring manner. "I'm not going to hurt you."
Candace reached the fossil exhibit. She climbed on top of the T-rex skeleton and jumped out the open window.
Phineas and Ferb saw an orange-furred ape on the roof of the museum. They instantly realized it was Candace.
"And I was worried this function would be dull," Phineas remarked.
He dialed Candace's number on his phone.
"Phineas, help," Candace answered. "Jeremy's mom thinks I'm an orangutan and is trying to send me back to the wild."
"Hang tight," Phineas assured. "We brought the hair remover."
"This looks like a good spot to fire up the inator," said Doof. "I can't wait to see what it does."
He turned on the inator. It started to boot up.
Knowing this would take a while, Doof decided to get a snack. He packed plenty, so he had trouble deciding what to eat.
Perry took this as an opportunity to finally escape his trap.
"Very few people know that Myron's Discus Thrower was built with real ancient disc-throwing action," Phineas explained as he and Ferb climbed on top of the statue. "Hang on, Ferb."
The two grabbed hold of the disc as Phineas pulled the lever. The arm was released, throwing the disc into the air. The boys were launched into the air with it. They landed on the roof safely.
"Candace, Ferb and I made a sonic oscillator," said Phineas. "This baby will blow the fuzz off a peach at 90 yards."
"Great," said Candace. "Get this hair off of me!"
That's when Mrs. Johnson showed up.
"Come on, Ferb," said Phineas.
The two hid from Mrs. Johnson.
An animal control officer came up after Mrs. Johnson.
"Animal control," he said. "You need a monkey that needs tranquilizing?"
"It's not a monkey," Mrs. Johnson corrected. "It's the very rare tangerine orangutan."
"Tomato, pot-ah-to. Just leave it to the professionals."
The officer fired a tranquilizer dart. Candace barely managed to dodge it. The dart bounced around until it landed in the officer's butt.
"Huh, would you look at that," the officer remarked, completely unfazed. "You've probably noticed that I'm, uh, not very good at my job. You can just take this and I'll be right back."
Right after the officer handed Mrs. Johnson the gun, he passed out.
Doof had finally decided on a peanut butter and honey sandwich. As he was applying the honey, though, he heard a metal clunk.
He turned around to see what that was about, only to receive a kick in the face from Perry. The honey flew out of Doof's hands and spilled all over him.
"Oh, great, now I'm sticky!" Doof whined. "And this was my last clean lab coat! Oh, it's on now!"
Perry grabbed hold of the wheel. An idea popped into his mind.
The devil and angel appeared on Perry's shoulders. The former was nodding his head while the latter was shaking his head.
In the end, Perry gave into his temptation. He started tilting the platform back and forth. Doof was only able to save himself because of the honey sticking him to the platform.
"Payback, very funny," he sarcastically remarked. "Very mature."
Mrs. Johnson was reading the manual for the tranquilizer gun.
"Guys, hurry while Mrs. Johnson is distracted!" Candace shouted.
Ferb readied the oscillator, aimed, and fired. A strong gust of air blew all the hair off of Candace's body. Luckily, her natural hair remained just as perfect as usual.
"Hey, it worked!" Candace cheered as she swung off the pole.
"Once I get all this honey off me," Doof monologued.
Then in a gust of wind, a bunch of orange hair stuck to Doof's body. He lost his balance and fell off the platform.
That's when the inator started to go off. Perry knew he had no time to deactivate it. He redirected the platform up to the sky.
He then put on his parachute and glided away.
Mrs. Johnson finally finished reading the manual.
"Fear not, helpless primate," she said. "Bright banquets of the Elysian vale will soon melt every care away, or my name isn't Hawkeye Johnson!"
She loaded the gun, aimed, and fired. The dart hit the orangutan in the butt.
He then started to pass out.
Only then did Mrs. Johnson realize that the orangutan was holding onto the flagpole.
The orangutan let go and started plummeting to his death.
"Thanks guys," Candace thanked the boys. "I could just hug you."
Before she could do that, though, a tangerine orangutan landed in her arms.
Mrs. Johnson found them.
"Candace, you caught him," she smiled. "You saved the orangutan. I knew you were a good catch."
"I'll take it from here," said the animal control officer. "Leave it to the professionals."
The officer took the orangutan and left.
Then Jeremy showed up.
"I didn't know you were helping out my mom," he remarked. "You made quite an impression on her."
"I guess you can say I'm having a good bad hair day," said Candace.
Play "Dart Song"
At the Danville Tangerine Orangutan Preserve, Doof was spinning out of control.
Doof:
I'm blurry and drowsy, but balladry beckons
Though I'll probably lose consciousness in seventeen seconds
Don't know my location, I don't know if I care
Actual tangerine orangutans started dancing along to the song.
But I think I'm in a jungle and I'm covered in hair
If you want to know why, please refer to the chart
I've been shot in the butt with a dart
I've been shot in the butt with a dart
Right when the song ended, Doof passed out.
End "Dart Song"
Thanks for reading.