"How are you not embarrassed by this?!"

Hermione didn't know where to look. The headlines on the news, the front pages on the papers or the multitude of notifications on her phone.

'Olympic Athletes break multiple anti-sex beds.'

Fleur shrugged "What's to be embarrassed about?"

"It's everywhere Fleur, looks at this one. 'Star Olympians Hermione Granger and Fleur Delacour create brand new world record. Most beds broken. Multiple sources inside the olympic hotel confirm the two athletes have required seven replacement beds over the last two weeks.'

"Hmm, I thought it was eight."

'Other sources claim that, between events, "they couldn't keep their hands off each other"

"That is true, you are quite insatiable."

"Fleur!"

"Oh please, how can I see 'anti-sex bed' and not take that as a challenge?"

Hermione groaned "This is mortifying."

"A challenge we crushed by the way."

Hermione sighs.