Third chapter baby! This chapter will mainly be about Stan, Kyle, and myself talking about Wendy. Hope you are excited about it!

Chapter Three

Guy to Guy talk

(Stan is with Kyle in his room, both very confused and sad about the situation)

Kyle: Dude, you can't just stay here! You got to get up and tell Wendy that she is making a huge mistake.

(Stan is laying down in bed, staring at the roof without saying a word)

Kyle: Come on man, just forget it, I'm sure Wendy will come running back to you.

(Stan, finally getting up, speaks)

Stan: As soon as I see Ryan, imma kick him in the- (Stan gets interrupted as they hear Stan's mom yelling).

Sharon: Stanley, one of your friends is here and wants to speak with you in private.

Stan: Let him in, then.

(As soon as Stan saw who it was, he pounced on the visitor)

Ryan: Ack! Let me go! I just want to talk!

Stan: Why did you take Wendy away from me! She was meant for me, not you asshole!

Kyle: Stan, let him go! He might be telling the truth!

(Stan, reluctantly, let go of Ryan, allowing him to breathe some air before speaking)

Ryan: Okay, let me explain. So, Wendy came to my house and told me what had happened. As her friend, I wanted to help her, and then she asked if I liked her. I said as a friend, but she kissed me without even listening to what I said. Angrily, I told her to back off as I only wanted to be friends and not lovers. I even said I had a girlfriend back in my old town. I thought you and Wendy were the cutest couple of all of South Park.

Kyle: So what about Wendy then?

Ryan: She wanted me to tell you that she admits she made a mistake and wants to get back with you Stan. That's why I came here in the first place.

Kyle: See Stan? What did I tell you.

Stan: (reluctantly says) Then just tell her, (three second hesitation) to fuck off.

Ryan: What?

Stan: I said, Tell Her To FUCK OFF!

Kyle: (shocked) But Stan, you said that she was meant for you, now you want her to fuck off?

Stan: I've realized that we have done this for a long time, so we should just stop. Both of you just leave, I'm done with this bullcrap, and I'm done with Wendy.

Ryan: But, what about Wendy?

Stan: She's all yours, dude.

Ryan: But I don't even like her like that!

Stan: Whatever, then.

(Ryan and Kyle then leave, shocked about what just happened)

Suprised? See ya for Chapter 4!