"For the last time, dancing is not a sport!" Plucky yelled.
He had gotten into an argument with Fifi about whether or not dancing is considered a sport.
"Eet practically ees." Fifi replied. "Eet uses up your energy and can make vou fit. Zhere are even competitions."
"There are also eating competitions, but eating isn't considered a sport, is it?!" Plucky argued.
"The two of you, quit it!" Yelled Buster.
"Or we will turn this mobile home around!" Added Babs.
"You ain't even driving it anymore!" Yelled Plucky. "That mechanism Calamity added is! And besides, if you turn it around, you won't get to meet your reboot counterparts!"
"Hey, look!" Furrball yelled.
He pointed to a sign that read "Safety City, the city of peace and tranquility."
"That's the city where Fowlmouth said he was going to visit his uncle." Furrball continued. "And isn't his uncle the mayor of this city?"
"His uncle is the mayor of a city?" Hamton asked. "That's cool. Why don't we say hi?"
"Sounds good to me." Said Buster. "We could even visit a new city and spread our toony humor there."
Shirley looked uncertain.
"Like, won't he try flirting with me again or some junk?" She asked.
"When doesn't he flirt with you?" Babs replied. "It'll be fine, Shirl. Perhaps his uncle could teach him to respect your boundaries."
"I'm on board with checking out this place." Said Calamity. "I could show off my cool ACME gadgets."
"You mean the ones you use to try and catch me?" Little Beeper asked.
"Exactly." Calamity replied. "Actually, there's an idea. We could put on an entertaining toon show for them. They're bound to be entertaining by that."
"Calamity, that's genius!" Buster exclaimed.
"Well, they don't call me a genius for nothing." Calamity replied.
"And exactly who calls you that?" Plucky asked.
"Everyone." Calamity replied, proudly.
Little Beeper admired that Calamity never gave up trying to catch him. They both do what they can to make their respective tutors proud, but Little Beeper making Road Runner proud seemed to be more easy than Calamity making Wile E proud.
"Next stop: Safety City." Announced Babs.
What none of the Tiny Toons realized as the mobile home entered Safety City was a sign behind the welcoming sign that read "Warning: cartoony slapstick is illegal in Safety City!"
Safety City looked like an overly protective city. All the scissors were safety scissors, bubble wrap covering various buildings and corners, and everyone carried a first aid kit on them.
"Jeez, this city looks so boring!" Exclaimed Plucky.
"That's a bit of a harsh judgement." Hamton replied. "We've only just got here."
"Okay everyone, on three, we make a stage and start performing!" Announced Buster, as he waited for the mobile home to stop somewhere. "Three!"
As the mobile home stopped in the middle of the town, a large stage was built next to it in double-quick time. The Tiny Toons came out and put on a wacky performance, doing things such as whack each other with large sticks, skate with banana peels, throw pies in their own and each other's faces, change into various costumes just by flipping in the air, and so on. They thought that the residents would find it humorous and laugh but they all looked shocked and terrified.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Buster asked, wiping pie from his face.
"Y-you're doing toon stuff!" Exclaimed one of the residents, backing away. "Cartoon slapstick is illegal in Safety City!"
"What?!" Exclaimed Babs. "Why is it against the law?! Us toons need to express our creativity!"
"Y-you're all making me extremely uncomfortable!" Said the resident. "Get away!"
The resident then turned the other way and ran off.
"Illegal?" Furrball asked, nervously.
"Like, it'll be okay, Furrball." Shirley said, gently. "We'll just law low and look for Fowlmouth. Since his uncle is the mayor, maybe we could get him to clear the air with his uncle or some junk."
"Good idea, mon amie." Said Fifi. "Surely Fowlmouth will, 'ow shall I say eet, vouch for us."
"Then let's look for him." Sweetie replied. "I have no interest in being behind bars."
The Tiny Toons split up to look for Fowlmouth. Buster went with Babs, Hamton with Fifi, Sweetie with Sneezer, Furrball with Shirley, Calamity with Beeper, and Plucky (begrudgingly with Byron). Plucky was trying to get Byron to sniff Fowlmouth out.
"Can you find him, boy?" Plucky asked, as Byron was sniffing the ground.
Byron lead Plucky to a meat stand, much to Plucky's annoyance.
"Fowlmouth!" Buster called.
"Fowlmouth!" Babs called.
The two rabbits went to ask people about Fowlmouth's whereabouts, but everyone they went to ran from them in fear.
"Are they really scared of us just because we did some things we learned at ACME Loo?" Babs asked, annoyed.
"It seems that they are." Buster replied. "Have they never seen slapstick before?"
"If they have, it may not be illegal." Babs replied. "It doesn't even make sense. The mayor's nephew is an ACME Loo student."
Fifi walked very close to Hamton.
"Mon amour, I would never want anyzhing bad to 'appen to vou." She said. "What eef vou get arrested?"
"Don't worry, Fifi." Hamton replied, tenderly hugging her. "We're toons. What could happen?"
Calamity and Beeper were knocking on the doors of various houses to see if Fowlmouth was there, only for everyone who answered the door to slam the door in their faces before they could fully explain that they were looking for Fowlmouth.
"Hey Calamity, don't you have any gadgets that could find him?" Little Beeper asked.
"Never thought I'd need one." Calamity replied. "Besides, I'm sure we can find him without one."
With Furrball and Shirley, she held his paw as they looked for Fowlmouth in an attempt to keep him calm.
"Don't worry, Furrball." She whispered to him. "If anything happens, I'll protect you fer sure."
"Are you able to sense Fowlmouth with your psychic abilities?" Furrball asked.
"Like, it's worth a try." Shirley replied.
She tried to sense Fowlmouth's location, only to come across something that totally caught her off guard.
"What is it, Shirley?" Furrball asked.
"Like, I don't believe it!" She exclaimed. "It's-"
"Hey!" Came a feminine voice. "You're the toons who put in that show?"
The one who stepped through the shadows was an anthro female deer wearing a black hoodie with purple shorts.
"I am Miranda." She greeted. "I'm the leader of a group of toons who protest the anti-slapstick law of this city. I am on your side."
"Attention all residents of Safety City!" Came a voice from a speaker. "The mayor is calling an emergency assembly! Attendance is mandatory!"
The Tiny Toons regrouped and gathered at the back of the crowd of residents. The rest of them encountered Miranda.
"This is when the mayor finds out that someone did something unsafe." Miranda whispered to the Tiny Toons.
Outstepped the mayor of Safety City. He was a muscular rooster with a black top hat with a red bow, a monocle on his left eye, a red mustache on both sides of his beak, and was wearing a white suit with a green tie.
"Attention, residents of Safety City!" He announced. "It has been brought to my attention that a law has been broken in our city, as brought to my attention by this nice gentleman."
To the horror of the Tiny Toons, out came who looked to be Fowlmouth, except he was dressed in mostly purple, his red hair and waddle were green, and he was wearing creepy clown makeup.
"This is the Gibler!" The mayor announced. "Not only has he provided me and my husband with funny jokes and humor, he has also reported the illegal slapstick show that has happened in our city!"
"Fowlmouth?!" Buster exclaimed.
"That no-good weasel!" Plucky seethed.
"Why is 'e even dressed like zhat?" Fifi asked. "I knew zhere was somezhing off about zhe crude poultry!"
"I protest!" Yelled the voice of the nerd from the Animaniacs sketch (Please, Please, Please get a life foundation). "There is already a Joker parody in Tiny Toon Adventures in the form of the Jackster!"
"Lock him up along with the Tiny Toons!" Ordered the mayor.
As the guards seized the nerd, the Tiny Toons and Miranda talked among themselves.
"We've got to get over there and figure out why Fowlmouth is doing this?" Whispered Plucky. "This should be the fastest way to get to him."
"By getting arrested?!" Babs whisper-shouted.
"Hold it!" Whispered Miranda. "You don't have to get caught by the guards. I could help you get into the palace."
But Plucky wasn't having it. All he cared about was getting to Fowlmouth/the Gibler.
"Over here!" He helped, jumping up and down to get the attention of the guards. "I'm one of the toons who did the slapstick show!"
Miranda, Babs, Shirley, Sweetie, Byron, and Furrball immediately went hid in a nearby alley as one of the guards approached Plucky.
"Like, Pl-ucky!" Shirley whispered. "What are you doing?!"
Before Plucky could answer, the guard came and grabbed Plucky by the arm.
"Hey!" Plucky yelled. "Unhand me! I'm a priceless toon!"
"Come with me!" Whispered Miranda to the other Tiny Toons.
Buster pondered whether to help Plucky or go with Miranda, but he felt his friend instincts kick in.
Hey, don't treat him like that!" He yelled at the guard. "We didn't do anything wrong!"
"Yeah!" Agreed Sneezer, rushing to the guard. "Leave him alone!"
"Sneezer, stop!" Sweetie yelled, trying to stop him.
Hamton wondered what to do. He couldn't leave Plucky behind, but he didn't want to upset Fifi. He noticed Babs and Shirley planning to go with Miranda and made up his mind.
"The toons!" Gasped one of the residents.
"Wow, thanks Buster." Said Plucky, amazed that Buster was sticking up for him, only to be stopped when the guard grabbed both his arms. "Hey! Hands off the feathers!"
"Guards, bring them forward!" Ordered the mayor.
More guards came over. Hamton quickly shoved Fifi with the group with Miranda before a guard apprehended him. Calamity looked like he was ready to hold the guards off when Little Beeper grabbed his arm and threw him with the Miranda group.
"Run Calamity!" Little Beeper yelled before a guard tackled him.
Another guard grabbed Buster while another grabbed Sneezer and Sweetie.
"Buster, I'll find a way to help you!" Babs yelled. "I promise!"
The guard that grabbed Buster heard Babs.
"There's more!" The guard yelled. "They're getting away!"
Some of the guards lead Buster, Plucky, Hamton, Sneezer, Sweetie, and Little Beeper to the mayor while more guards ran after Babs, Shirley, Fifi, Furrball, Byron, Calamity, and Miranda.
"I hope you know what you're doing." Hamton whispered to Buster.
"Let go of me this instant!" Demanded Plucky, as he was lead to the mayor.
The six Tiny Toons being arrested were given dirty looks by the residents, especially the mayor, while the Gibler stood next to the mayor giggling.
"So, you're the ones who brought slapstick to my city." Said the mayor, sternly.
"W-we just wanted to entertain, sir." Said Hamton, nervously.
"We can discuss it inside!" Replied the mayor, instructing the guards to bring them into the palace.
And now, we're going to do a little rewind so we can hear the perspective of the other Tiny Toons. Fifi and Calamity were just thrown to the group and wanted to go back to help Hamton and Little Beeper respectively, but Shirley, having noticed the other guards coming for them, grabbed their arms.
"Like, come on!" She yelled. "We gotta go!"
They followed Miranda down the alley as the other guards gave chase.
"They're over there!" The guards yelled, giving chase. "Come on!"
Shirley used her psychic to conjure up a wall which the guards bumped into. Babs found a path blacked by two more guards, so she bounced in her ears and bounced over them. Furrball found himself cornered by three guards, so he used his claws to scale a wall and leap off it, causing the guards to run into the wall as a result. Eventually, they all took cover behind a wall and watched as the guards ran past them.
"I think they went this way!" One of the guards yelled. "Come on!"
When the guards were gone, Miranda gave a lookout and the "all clear" gesture. She lead Babs, Shirley, Fifi, Furrball, Calamity, and Byron to a place that was labelled "Miranda's club". The club had a bunch of other animals trying to do slapstick comedy and not having much luck at it.
"What is this place?" Babs asked.
"It's my toon club." Said Miranda. "A place for toons to practice their tooniness without facing consequences."
"Oh, why couldn't we come 'ere?" Sniffled Fifi. "Now mon petit bacon of bits ees behind bars!"
"I don't understand..." Calamity said. "Why would Little Beeper let himself get arrested and help me escape?"
"Woof." Barked Byron.
"We can ask him when we get him out of there." Furrball replied.
"Perhaps we could give your friends a few pointers." Babs offered to Miranda.
"That would be wonderful." Said Miranda. "But first, let me give you some context. Ever since I was a little girl, I love slapstick humor. I always wanted to be a toon like Bugs Bunny. One day, I was walking home at night, and I slipped on a banana peel which ended in me crashing through a bus stop. After that, I was thrown in the mayor's dungeons. My crime? Attempted tooniness."
The Tiny Toons were taken aback from Miranda's story.
"I just hope Buster and the others are doing okay." Babs said.
Meanwhile, the other six Tiny Toons were taken into the main hall of the palace. It was a wide room with plastic silverware, plastic vases, and toilets with seatbelts.
"Who puts seatbelts on toilets?" Plucky whispered. "That makes no damn sense at all!"
"I'm allergic to toilets." Said Sneezer.
"What aren't you allergic to?!" Sweetie asked, bitterly. "It's because of you I'm here! I would've gone with that deer lady if you didn't want to defend your supposed hero!"
"Don't be hard on him!" Little Beeper whispered. "He understands the value of others!"
"Will you all be quiet?!" Buster whispered. "We need to make a good impression on the mayor!"
In the main room was another rooster who was overweight, had a yellow waddle and long yellow hair, and a stinky beard under his beak. He was wearing a green vest and Bungle Boy Jeans. They assumed that this was the mayor's husband.
"Are those the criminals?" Asked the other rooster.
"They are, darling." Said the mayor. "Brought to my attention by the Gibler here."
"Shall I award him with something in our treasure room?" Asked the mayor's husband.
"That's just what I was thinking." The mayor replied.
Plucky's ears perked when he heard the words "treasure room". Typical Plucky, huh? As the mayor's husband lead the Gibler away, the mayor sat on his chair while glaring at the Tiny Toons.
"Step forward, criminals!" Ordered one of the guards. "The mayor would like a word."
"Tiny Toons, you have put on a show for my people that involved the use of cartoon slapstick, something that is strictly outlawed in my city. Explain yourselves." Said the mayor.
"Mayor, sir, we are students of ACME Looniversity." Said Buster. "Your nephew, Fowlmouth, is also a student of ACME Loo."
"I am aware of that fact." Said the mayor. "But at least my nephew knows to control himself when he's visiting my city."
"Well, your "nephew" is dressing like a clown and seems to be happy that we're getting arrested." Buster replied. "We're his friends. Why is he acting like that?"
"Now that I think of it, he does look a lot like my nephew." Said the mayor. "And if he was your friend, he would at least say something like that. However, that doesn't change the fact that you put on a slapstick show, and are therefore to be detained until I can fully learn the truth."
The Tiny Toons were shocked at the mayor's decision.
"Before you lock us away, at least tell us why slapstick is illegal." Buster requested.
The mayor sighed as he rose from his chair.
"It's to protect my people." He explained. "There's a lot of dangerous things on Earth, and I'm going all out to protect the people in my city from dangers as much as I can. And slapstick could lead to violence. That is why it's illegal. Now guards, please remove them and lock them away."
Buster sighed as he and the other Tiny Toons were escorted out of the room. Back at the club, the club members were laughing hysterically at Babs' various impressions.
"I'm late for a very important date!" She exclaimed, doing an impression of the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.
"Your humor is unique." Miranda said. "A form of tooniness I haven't seen."
"They're called impressions." Explained Babs. "Have you never seen impressions before?"
"Nobody has had the guts to do so." Explained Miranda. "They fear it may lead to extreme tooniness which could get them into trouble with the mayor.
"Okay, now that we're on good terms, here's what we need to do." Said Furrball. "Help our friends, uncover the truth about the Gibler, and prove to the mayor that slapstick is humorous."
"How do we proceed?" Calamity asked.
"We are going to get them out with a butfor." Said Miranda.
"What ees a butfor?" Fifi asked.
"Toilet humor such as farting." Giggled Miranda.
Meanwhile, the other six Tiny Toons were in the dungeons, each of them being in the same cell. One of the guards whose name is Winston was standing near the cell door, standing guard. In his hand, he held a baseball bat made of rubber with the bat area wrapped in foam.
"Hey Winston." Said Buster.
"What do you want, criminal?" Asked Winston.
"Don't you wanna let us out so we can find our friends, the Gibler, and the mayor?" Buster asked.
"No I do not!" Winston replied. "I am doing my duty as a guard by keeping you all locked up."
"But you wanna let us out." Buster replied.
"No I don't!" Said Winston.
"Yes you do." Buster replied.
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do."
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do."
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do."
"No I don't!"
"No you don't."
"Yes I do!"
"No you don't."
"Yes I do!"
"No you don't."
"I say yes I do, and that's what I will do as a guard!" Yelled Winston, opening the cell door.
As soon as the Tiny Toons ran out of sight down the hallway, Winston immediately realized what he did and what he fell for.
"Red alert!" He yelled into a microphone. "The criminals have escaped their cell! I... have no idea how! They must've done something magical to escape!"
Just outside the palace, the Tiny Toons that went with Miranda approached the back of the palace with a large spring, intending on using it to bounce through one of the windows. Making sure to avoid detection from the guards, they placed the spring near a wall and used it to bounce up to a window and climbed in through it. Meanwhile, the other six Tiny Toons just walked into the throne room when they saw Miranda and the other Tiny Toons bounce into the throne room through the window!
"Babs!" Buster exclaimed.
"Buster!" Babs exclaimed.
The two rabbits ran to one another.
"Are you hurt?" Babs asked. "Did you get any tattoos?"
"No, I'm fine." Buster replied.
"Good." Babs replied, before her demeanour changed. "Then what were you thinking?!"
"Hey, I was only trying to help Plucky!" Buster protested. "My friend instincts kicked in!"
Babs wasn't sure how to reply.
"Shirley!" Plucky exclaimed, rushing to the psychic loon. "I knew you'd come back for me!"
"Like, get real Pl-ucky!" Shirley scoffed, keeping an arm's length. "That arrest was your fault in the first place!"
"Little Beeper, I've gotta ask." Calamity said to his red road runner friend. "Why did you help me get away and get arrested in my place?"
"That's what friends do." Little Beeper smiled. "I couldn't let them arrest you."
Calamity smiled widely at Little Beeper's explanation as Fifi dashed into Hamton's arms.
"Oh mon amour!" She sobbed, showering Hamton's face with kisses. "I am so glad vou are safe!"
"It's okay, Fifi." Hamton gently replied. "We escaped from the dungeon and we're all here."
"So Miranda, how are we gonna find the mayor and the Gibler?" Buster asked.
"As Babs was going her impressions, I remembered that the mayor had something called an 'important chest' somewhere deep in the palace." Replied Miranda. "I say we look for that."
"Chest?!" Plucky excitedly exclaimed. "There's bound to be treasure in there!"
"So I take it we gotta find some kind of secret passageway?" Babs guessed looking around.
Suddenly, she found herself stepping in a tile which opened a secret passageway in another wall.
"Well, what do you know?" Asked Hamton.
They explored the secret passageway and came across a large green chest.
"There it is!" Salivated Plucky, blinded by the potential riches.
"Hold on, Plucky." Said Hamton, sensibly. "We don't know what's in there. Even if it was riches, the riches belong to the mayor."
"A smart pig, but that chest should be given to the people." Said Miranda. "So that the anti-slapstick law can be changed."
Before anyone could agree on what to do, they heard footsteps come in, turned, and saw the mayor, a couple of guards, and the Gibler.
"Stay away from that chest!" Demanded the mayor.
"Like I told you." Smiled the Gibler. "They're after your chest!"
"Fowlmouth, what are you doing?!" Buster exclaimed.
"You're supposed to be our friend!" Babs added.
"I don't want to hear anything from criminals or escaped convicts!" Yelled the mayor. "That chest contains something far beyond your comprehension and everyone's control!"
"And that's why I'm opening it!" Exclaimed the Gibler, opening the chest.
As soon as the chest opened, a large vortex burst from it, unleashing all sorts of strange creatures such as bomb-bats with faces in them, chattering teeth with eyes, flying lightbulbs with lamps inside them, just about any strange creature you could possibly imagine.
"What have you done?!" Exclaimed the mayor.
"I opened the chest." Smiled the Gibler. "And now I'm taking over this dadgum city!"
The Tiny Toons quickly got themselves, Miranda, and the mayor out of danger. They took the mayor to Miranda's Club.
"What is this place?" The mayor asked.
"The greater question is: what was inside that chest?" Miranda replied.
The mayor sighed.
"Those are the rejected creatures from Wackyland. They're called the Wackiers." He explained. "My husband was asked by Gogo Dodo to lock them away, as they kept destroying Wackyland."
"Is the Gibler even Fowlmouth?!" Plucky snapped. "I mean, for what reason would he unleash those things?!"
The mayor looked uncertain.
"The only things to do is to fight them and find the truth about him." He sighed.
"Leave that to us." Said Buster.
"You mean, you'll fight off those things?" The mayor asked, hopefully.
"Well, we know who will." Smiled Babs. "After all, you're the mayor."
"Oh, thank you!" Said the mayor, gratefully. "And please, call me Ron. Short for Ronald, long for R."
The Tiny Toons went outside the club, and came back in as their Just-Us League alter egos.
"We are the Just-Us League!" Proclaimed SuperBun.
Ron wasn't sure how to react. All he knew is that it was them in superhero costumes.
"You think you can stop those things as well as the Gibler?" Miranda asked.
"As sure as I am BatDuck!" Smiled BatDuck.
"Rope it in." Wonder Babs replied.
They went outside to take on the Wackiers.
"How do we even beat these things?!" BatDuck exclaimed, holding off a bunch of chattering teeth that seemed like they were trying to attack him.
Most of the Wackiers seemed to be targeting Decoy. The one who took the most notice of this was Scentana.
"Eet must be from zhe costume." She thought to herself, during her magic odor at a bunch of feet with noses.
"Feet with noses?" Chuckled SuperBun. "Talk about smelly feet."
"Like, not a good time, SuperBun." Replied HawkLoon.
"Why would Fowlmouth even do this?" Asked Wonder Babs, tying various flying lamps in her lasso. "Isn't because he's jealous that he's not in the Just-Us League? We have auditions every month."
Scentana approached Decoy.
"Do vou ever feel like a target?" She asked him, sensibly. "Zhere ees a target on your costume, and your nickname ees "zhe peeg 'ostage". BatDuck must only use vou to avoid taking damage."
Decoy sighed in defeat.
"I... kept those thoughts to myself for the sake of being a good sidekick." He said.
"And I'm proud of you, Decoy." Said BatDuck. "I can't think of a better pig hostage."
Scentana glared at BatDuck.
"Zhat ees eet!" She yelled. "Go to a corner! Vou are in a timeout!"
"Timeout?!" BatDuck scoffed. "I'm a grown duck!"
Scentana used her tail for levitate BatDuck into a corner, levitate one of his thumbs into his mouth, rotated him until he was facing a corner, and set him on the ground.
"Now, where were we?" She asked afterwards. "Decoy, eef vou keep being BatDuck's sidekeeck zhis way, a day may come when vou will not be able to be a superhero anymore. What I mean ees, vou may end up becoming injured even beyond toon standards."
"That's preposterous!" BatDuck exclaimed, turning towards Scentana.
"Face zhe wall!" Scentana growled, using her magic tail to turn him back around.
"I... I gotta think about this, Scentana." Decoy replied. "Plu- I mean BatDuck is my friend."
"Eef 'e was your friend, would 'e use vou as a target?" Scentana asked.
Decoy pondered on Scentana's words as BatDuck removed his thumb from his mouth and leapt back into battle.
"What a show!" Cackled the voice of the Gibler. "Let's add some dadgum humor to it!"
The Gibler let out a large green cloud. The Just-Us League immediately held their breaths, unaware of what this gas was or what it can do.
"My Gibler Venom!" Exclaimed the Gibler. "It kills the audience! Puts a smile on their face all the time!"
"SuperBun, don't you have that super breath?" Asked Wonder Babs, struggling to keep her breath held.
"Hold on, Wonder Babs. I'm trying to think." Replied SuperBun. "I've got it! I'll use my super breath!"
"Gee, why didn't I think of that?" Asked Wonder Babs, sarcastically.
SuperBun used his super breath to blow away the green clouds, but the Gibler used a giant fan that came out of the flower on his suit to blow it back to them. SuperBun and the Gibler struggled against one another with their super breath and giant fan respectively, trying to get the green clouds in the opposite direction. SuperBun was clearly running out of breath. BatDuck knew exactly what to do.
"I've got this." He said, confidently.
He walked up the Gibler and knocked him across the area with a single punch.
"I beat him!" BatDuck cackled. "Because I'm... (and this added with a dark tone) BatDuck!"
"Um, way to go, BatDuck." Said Decoy, not knowing what else to say.
"I hate to burst your bubble, but we've still got these Wackiers to take on!" Exclaimed Pink Canary.
"HawkLoon, do you know how we can defeat them?" Asked Sneezeam.
"Like, I'm too preoccupied at the moment to do any readings or some junk!" HawkLoon replied, swinging her mace to keep the Wackiers at bay.
What HawkLoon didn't realize is that a large pair of chattering teeth was ready to bite down on her. She turned to it and screamed, only for Lean Lantern to shatter it with a punch from a construct of a giant green fist.
"What if we did the opposite of Wacky?" Suggested Lean Lantern afterwards. "Like, act boring?"
"You know, that could actually work." Little Dasher replied.
The Just-Us League stood in place without doing anything. They spoke to one another slowly about boring conversation topics such as cleaning, homework, and the history of chocolate. The Wackiers were getting visibly more and more bored and annoyed until eventually, they all flew away in boat-loads.
"Well, that's one way to drive away enemies." Said Keen Arrow.
Later, the mayor and his husband were congratulating the Just-Us League by placing medals around each of their necks.
"Not only did you apprehend the Gibler and stop the Wackiers, you also provided humor for the people!" He congratulated. "And for that, I hereby declare that cartoon slapstick is no longer illegal. People can be as cartoony as you like."
There was cheering in the crowd, especially from Miranda and her club. The Just-Us League saw the Gibler being taken away in handcuffs and went to confront him.
"Why, Fowlmouth?" Asked SuperBun. "This is your uncle's city!"
The Gibler just laughed as he was taken away. As soon as the Gibler was gone, Fowlmouth approached the group.
"Hey guys." He greeted. "What's up, dadgum it?"
The Just-Us League looked at Fowlmouth with wide eyes.
"But, we saw you being arrested!" Said Wonder Babs.
Fowlmouth looked confused.
"What're ya talkin' about?" He asked. "I was playing games in my dadgum uncle's the whole time. Wanna join?"
"Fowlmouth, you know them?" Asked the mayor's husband.
"Yeah." Said Fowlmouth. "They're my-"
SuperBun took out a remote from his cape and paused everyone except himself and the Just-Us League. He took out a pencil and notebook, and used it to erase Fowlmouth's memories of encountering them as well as restricting the mayor and his husband from telling him about them. They changed out of their Just-Us League attires, placed their medals in the mobile home, and unpaused them.
"Say, what happened to those superheroes?" Asked the mayor.
"Who knows?" Shrugged Buster.
Soon enough, it was time for the Tiny Toons to continue their journey. Furrball was the last one to get on just after Shirley. Before either of them got on, Shirley went to talk to Furrball.
"Like, I still have yet to thank you for helping me out earlier." She said.
"It was nothing." Furrball smiled. "Friends help friends."
"Actually, I'd like to properly thank you or some junk." Shirley replied.
"Properly thank me?" Furrball queried. "How?"
"With this." Shirley replied.
She placed one wing in his chin and the other wing on the back of his head, pulled him towards her, and kissed his right cheek. Furrball's face immediately turned red from blushing as Shirley kissed his cheek. Upon seeing Furrball blushing, Shirley started giggling.
"So, shall we carry on our trip?" She asked.
Furrball, his face still red, smiled and nodded before he, along with Shirley, got onto the mobile home and it took off down the path.
"Hey Buster?" Asked Plucky. "Thanks for sticking up for me and getting arrested with me earlier. And thanks to the others who did as well. No one has ever done something like that before."
"Well, I didn't wanna leave you behind." Buster replied. "What are friends for?"
"Exactly." Agreed Hamton. "You're still my best friend, Plucky."
"Not to mention my hero." Added Sneezer. "I still have that jersey you gave me."
"I didn't get arrested willingly." Sulked Sweetie. "I was trying to stop Sneezer."
"Alright, let's move on!" Plucky exclaimed. "I don't like all this opening up."
"Aww, cheer up Pluckster. We love ya." Buster replied, chuckling.
Plucky grumbled from Buster's reply. What Buster didn't tell Plucky is that he had another reason for helping him, but would tell them another time.
On the next story, the Tiny Toons find themselves in a new city which looks like a giant garden. They find themselves attacked by plant creatures being controlled by someone who has taken control of the city, and the Tiny Toons find out that the only way to defeat these plant creatures is with kindness. Can they overcome these plant creatures? Who is controlling them? Find out next time.