Chapter 1571 Nintendo Memes
I don't own Bleach or any of the powers and gear used in this story.
At Team Light world a portal opened and from it came a group of girls. They are Meggy, Tari, Saiko, Belle and Melony.
"Huh, where are we?" asked Meggy.
"I don't know." Tari said.
Melony looks before she senses something and goes foward.
"Melony where are you going? You might get lost." said Belle.
"Let's follow her." Saiko said.
"Hopefully it's not weird." said Tari nervously.
They went behind her as they try to see where she is going.
Zack was coming to the mansion and he bumps into Melony.
"What the?" He said.
He looks up at the girl, who groaned. He was surprised how busty and curvy she is, thats similar to Asuka and her friends.
"What the?" He senses the fierce deity power within her.
"Why do you have the Fierce Deity within you?"
"Huh, you sense it?" asked Melony in surprise.
"Because I have that mask." He said.
"Y-You too have it? But I thought there's only one in existance." said Melony, standing up along with Zack.
"Okay, how do you have my mask since I'm Link." He said.
"Y-You're Link! But you look different." said Melony.
"I'm a new reincarnation." He said.
"New reincarnation? You look out of place, compared to his previous looks." said Melony.
"Let's say something happened when I was born. But how do you have that mask?" He said.
"Oh uh well, its a weird story but I used to be an actual melon with the Fierce Deity mask accidentally landing it, making me born." said Melony with a chuckle.
He raises an eyebrow at that, then other girls came.
"Oh you have friends." said Zack.
"Hi." Meggy said.
Some of the guys came out being Draco, Victor, Sota and Aka.
"Well hello." Aka looks at Saiko.
"Back off perv." said Saiko.
"What? I treat ladies with respect." He said.
"Really?" asked Saiko with a raised brow.
"Of course, what you don't think I marry the girls I date." He said.
"Wait married the girls?" asked Saiko in surprise along with others.
"Yes, I have a harem, along with every guys in this group." Aka said.
The guys looked at each other.
"Okay I don't know if he's a genius or a moron to say that." Sota said.
"A-A harem?!" gasped Tari with a huge blush.
"Thats something Boopkins, Bob, or Whimpu would've like." said Belle with a small blush.
"Who?" Victor said. "The last guy must be a loser."
"Hey Whimpu's not a loser, just a bit... awkward." said Meggy doing her best, to defend one of her friends.
"Okay Sota is gamer introvert and he's got way more attention." Victor didn't believe Whimpu was even cool.
"H-He's different."
Tari looked at Sota in awe, since she heard he's a gamer.
"What?" Sota noticed.
"You like games too?" asked Tari getting closed to his face.
"Uh yes." He backs away.
"Me too! I played a lot of games like Super Smash Each Other in the Ass, Minecraft, TF2..." Tari mumbled on about her list of games.
"Okay, if I see another one of those adult games, I will have to keep it away from Malina." He said.
"O-Oh I don't play adult games, just fun and competitive ones." said Tari blushing mad.
"Okay, well I did play Minecraft. It's just one of those build your own adventure." Sota said
"True, the possibilities is endless since its an open sandbox." said Tari.
Sota noticed her cyborg arm.
"Oh your a cyborg." He said.
"You noticed it, it's my Meta Runner arm, it helps me in my games, to increased my skills to whatever I need to play." explained Tari, "Belle has one too."
"Okay, well that's different from other cyborgs we know. My favorite types are like Heroes of Might and Magic III." Sota said.
"Ooh, those sound interesting." awed Tari.
Their friends stare at them in amusement.
"They seemed to be getting along." chuckled Meggy.
Draco looks at her. "Indeed. What do you do?"
"Oh, I'm a graduated coach, a lawyer, and a Splatfest champion." said Meggy.
"Splatfest?" He said.
"It is a special event that's held once a year where Inklings like me, well used to be one, engaged in competitive shooting to cover the most territory with our Splattershots." explained Meggy.
"I see. Well i'm kind of a king of games." Draco said.
"King of games?" asked Meggy.
"He wins any games he plays in." Victor said. "Like seriously he won a Blackjack game that his soul was on the line."
"What?" asked Saiko in surprised.
"That sounds like something of a demonic game." said Belle.
"Well the one doing it... Was a succubus." Draco said.
They blushed hearing that.
"Good thing Bob was not here to hear that." said Meggy.
"Or SMG4 and SMG3." said Belle.
Meggy got a call and she answers it seeing SMG4 on screen.
"Guys where have you been?! Me and the guys were panicking!" said SMG4.
"Calm down, it seems we got sent to another world." Meggy said.
"Another world?" asked SMG4 before sighing, "A typical day for all of us."
"So this is normal." Zack looks at the phone.
SMG4 turned to him, "Yup, we did crazy rap battles that alter reality, memes, eldrich gods, arrogant weirdoes, memes, deranged maniacs, memes, apocalypses, you name it."
"Wow, story of our lives." Zack said.
"And I was preparing a video with Bob of him getting defeated by a ninja." SMG4 said.
Victor got an idea and chuckles, he whispers to Zack.
"What?!" Zack said.
"Come on, we'll pad it so she won't touch him." Victor said. "Or cut it."
Zack grunts.
"Hey we got an idea." Victor said to SMG4.
"What is it?" asked SMG4 curiously.
"You'll see." Victor said.
Later
At SMG4 castle he was filming Bob and the crew watch.
"Okay, you'll have to face a guest from our friends." SMG4 said. "It will be a quick meme."
"No one can face me." Bob said.
Someone came and Bob looks as his eyes stretched.
He saw Mona wearing a ninja outfit. "Hey there. Can I sit on your face and smother you to death?"
"Oh yes mama! Please!" said Bob.
The others got stunned seeing her.
"How is she that big?" Meggy said.
"That's a question even I wanted to ask." said Zack.
"Okay got enough." SMG4 said.
"W-What?! Where's the booty on my face?" asked Bob.
"You just admited defeat." SMG4 said. "Plus I gotta keep it PG."
Bob cry out through the castle.
"I knew she could beat him." Victor chuckles.
"Duh, she has a huge butt that exceeds the most gorgeous women." said Belle.
Boopkins came. "Hey guys." He trips and landed on Mona's butt.
"Oh." She looks back.
Boopkins gasped at the humungous butt, before red stream came out of his head.
"Oooh! Im in heaven!"
"Get off of her!" Zack kicks him away.
"Owie!" screamed Boopkins crashing into a wall.
"Nobody touches one of my girls like that." He said.
Victor looks outside a window. "Hey who's the cat lady with glasses?"
SMG4 looked and saw a cat lady sweeping around.
"Oh her? That's Karen, a snarky cat lady who did many jobs and has a lot of kids to watch." said SMG4.
"But she has a nice side, she likes little kids." said Boopkins shaking out of his daze, "Like the time she took care of my little brother Jub Jub."
"Well she's hanging out with Alex." Victor said.
They looked and saw Alex talking to her.
"Heh looks like the big man likes cat ladies." chuckled Meggy.
"That's not the weirdest part about him." Sota said.
"What do you mean?"
"He's a dominator." He said.
"A dominator?!" exclaimed everyone.
"Oh so it's those guys who did BDSM stuff." said Bob.
"He got that from his mother." Shiro came. "Also I got someone who would like to act."
Mimi Sentry came and smiles.
"No way it's Mimi Sentry!" said SMG4.
She poses.
"You know her?" Shiro said.
"She's one of Engineer's popular creations. Her creator did help us build the new castle."
"I see." Shiro said.
"Also did you guys said a eldritch keyboard destroyed your previous castle?" Draco said.
When SMG4 heard that, he was immediately filled with guilt recalling some painful stuff he did.
"Well don't worry, because I think I know who owned the keyboard before you did." Draco said.
"Wait you did? But I thought it was the TV organization who did it." said Meggy, "They're the ones who ruined One Shot Wren's life."
"They got the thing but didn't make it." He said. "Ln'eta!"
"Yes!" She appeared.
"Who's she? She looks like my dad." said Boopkins.
"I'm Ln'eta, are you related to a distant uncle of mine?" She asked.
"Um what?"
"She's a cosmic entity." Shiro said.
"A cosmic entity? Then that means shes a lovecraftian god like Boopkin's dad." gasped SMG4.
"Well I did say distant uncle. So what's the problem?" She asked.
"Do you know a keyboard with eyes?" Draco said.
She got stunned. "Damm it Chuth! Sorry that keyboard belonged to my brother before he lost it."
"Wait that keyboard that brought so much chaos, belong to your brother?" asked Meggy.
"Of course, it's not meant to be in the mortal realm." She goes off before coming back dragging Chuth by the ear.
"Ow! Ow! What's wrong sis?" winced Chuth.
"I'll show you!" She drags him.
They arrived at the hole with teeth and flesh.
"Your keyboard did this!" She said.
"What my gaming board?" asked Chuth with widened eyes.
"What a gaming board?!" SMG4 felt ripped off.
"Yes, so go get it back and clean this mess!" Ln'eta told Chuth.
"Okay! Okay! I need it back anyway." said Chuth who's hand immediately shoved down, not bother by the demonic stuff within the hole.
Soon he got his arm back with the keyboard and the hole immediately turned back to normal.
"There, damage is still there but no more monsters." Chuth said.
"I'm sorry for my idiot brother." Ln'eta told them.
"Oh its alright, we have our fair share in dealing with idiots." said SMG4.
"Oh I'm telling mom about this." Ln'eta said to her brother.
His eyes widened, "Noooo!"
"Come on." She drags him away. "I can't believe you would leave it there."
Estir appears. "I knew I recognised the essence."
"Who's she?" Saiko said.
"I am Estir, king in yellow." She smiles.
"King in Yellow, of another lovecraftian god!" gawked SMG4.
"How many lovecraftian gods that Draco associated with?" asked Boopkins.
"Well two more, not counting kids of them." Draco said.
Nezuko runs around and they looked at her.
"Oh my gosh! It's Nezuko from Demon Slayer!" said Boopkins fanboying.
"Don't touch her, she's my adopted daughter." Draco said.
Boopkins flinched, "I don't mean it like that, i'm just excited."
Spooky appeared behind him. "Boo!"
Boopkins screams as he jumps really high that he became a star.
"That's something you don't see everyday." said Zack looking up.
"Hi i'm Spooky."
"Spooky... Cute name for a ghost girl." smiled Meggy.
"Yeah but she's a nice one." Victor said.
Stella came but she tries to find Aka.
"Stella." Aka goes to grab her.
"What happened to her eyes?" asked Saiko.
"She was born like that. Only problem she can't see through them." Aka said.
"Damn..." said Saiko feeling pity for her.
Stella looks at her. "Hi i'm Stella."
"Hey star kid." said Saiko cooly.
Annie came. "Daddy." She goes to Sota.
"Is she yours?" asked Tari curiously.
"Yes, this is Annie." Sota said.
"And Tibbers!" Annie lifted her bear up.
Tari let out a warm laugh seeing that.
"I have a friend too, meet..." Tari pulled out a rubber ducky, "Archibald!"
"Ducky." Annie said.
Tibbers grew near Bob and roars.
"Oh sweet jesus! Smokey is trying to eat me!" said Bob.
He runs as Tibbers chases him.
"Bye have fun Tibbers." Annie waves.
"Also meet Tom and Jerry." Annie shows off her pets.
"Tom and Jerry!" exclaimed Tari seeing the iconic cat and mouse.
"I didn't expect to see them here." said SMG4.
"She begged me to keep them as pets." Sota sighs.
Hanako and Cameron came as they waved.
"Who's kids are they?" asked Melony curiously.
"Mine." Zack said.
"They look cute and adorable." gushed Melony as she got close to them.
Cameron moves away from her but Hanako got happy.
The girl quickly hug Melony, leaning to her chest.
"Hey look Karen's kids like Alex already." Shiro said.
Her three kids hang off his arms as they cheer.
"Wow didnt expect that, they're normally wild from what Boopkins told us." said Meggy.
"They must really like him." Victor said.
Justice came. "Hey Zack, I came to make a visit."
"Who's the badass looking demon girl?" asked SMG4.
"The names Justice, nice to meet you dudes." She said.
"The names Justice, nice to meet you dudes." She said.
"Huh, I feel like were gonna get along." said Saiko, already liking her.
"Cool, I brought some friends too." She said.
Modeus came and looks at them.
"Oh no, not another yandere." groaned Belle.
"Huh me? I just like to experiment on love." She said.
Modeus looks at Meggy. "Wait I can feel it, your interested in Draco."
"M-Me? I-I don't know." stuttered Meggy with a blush.
"Maybe I could help... With a little love potion." Modeus leans foward at her.
"I don't swing that way!" said Meggy blushing mad.
Then Modeus got dragged away by chains as they saw Judgement looking at her.
"How many times I told you!"
"But it's love!" whined Modeus.
"Well meet Judgement." Justice said.
"So is she a judge?" asked Tari, almost reminding her of judge miyamoto.
"Well more like the one that punishes sinners." Draco said.
Then came Cerberus as they smiled.
"Oh triple puppies, I always wanted one." groaned Bob as he was covered in bite marks, before he got dragged away again.
"Hi... We're... Cerberus." Each of them spoke.
"You guys don't look like the ones from Greek stories." said Melony.
"Well they're one demon in three bodies." Victor said. "Like even if it's many it's still the same one."
"Oh."
"Seeing these demon girls, kinda reminded me of Kaizo." said Saiko, referring her drummer.
Malina came with a with a big stack games. "Hey Sota, I bought this shit, you wanna play?"
Tari got curious. "Oooh."
"And that's Malina, quick version a bitch gamer." Sota said.
"Yeah I love you too." Malina said.
"Yup, I believe you." SMG4 said.
Lucifer then came and she smiles. "Hello there, i'm Lucifer."
"Wait she's Lucifer?" SMG4 said with many surprised.
"Well a version, some have different Hells." Draco said.
"You guys must have been through many adventures." Belle looks at Victor.
"Yeah we did." He smiles.
SMG3 came. "Hey who's these guys?"
"Oh meet Draco and the others. They helped the girls after a weird portal dragged them." SMG4 said.
"Well they seem like a interesting group and... The girls seem to like them." He noticed them getting close.
Zack saw SMG4 Link walking to the other side and he felt weird.
"Okay, that's the second version of me I have seen, the other was toon Link." He said.
"Oh I know that one." Melony said.
"Who else did we meet is here..." Aka got cut off when Mario crashes with a plate of pasta.
"Seriously? Another Mario." Victor said.
"Is the other smarter?" SMG4 frowns.
"Yes." Victor said.
"Thank God." He said.
"Oh pasta." SMG4 Mario eats it.
They saw Kazuo playing Among Us in his phone as he smiles.
SMG4 Mario goes up to him as Kazuo looks at him.
"Oh come on red." Meggy said.
Mario was mad staring at Kazuo. "If you dare bring that here, I will-"
Kazuo uppercuts him away as Mario screams.
"And the idiot just made the kid mad." SMG4 said.
"I like our Mario better." Kazuo said.
"Most of us do." Victor said.
Yui came. "What just happened?"
The girls felt jealous seeing her looks and figure. While the guys jaw dropped.
"Oh Hell yeah!" Bob said.
Yui punches him away.
"And there he goes. Like Yui already has a boyfriend." Aka said.
"Oh good for her." Meggy said.
"Say why does Mario hate Among Us?" Kazuo asked.
"Because of the many memes about it." SMG3 said.
Kazuo crosses his arms. "Well that's not fair. It's not the game's fault."
"Yeah, try explaining that to him." SMG3 said.
Whimpu saw Yui and he gasped. "A anime Queen."
But she blasted him away.
"No way, i'm not dealing with that." She crosses her arms.
"Okay, well let's just enjoy our time." Draco said.
Meggy nodded at what he said.
The group hanged out with SMG4 crew and they had a good time.
Note: SMG4 series appeared, Nexus helped with this chapter as we decided to add it to this story, and now theres two Marios canon and SMG4.