Here we are, another day, another chapter, now this is gonna bring some pretty important characters if ya'll have seen the episode before, so without further ado, let's get to it
Radio Killed the Video Star
We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.
"Okay. So, the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?!" Charlie said as she slowly started to panic, "And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!" soon Vaggie walks up to her and grabs Charlie, calming her down
"Yes. We will." Vaggie said to calm her girlfriend down.
"Oh, please" Angel said from one of the couches in the parlor as he, GhostFire and Kenny were in the parlor, the latter two on separate couches, GhotsFire was now in a new outfit which was a T shirt with red on the top and bottom with yellow wave like pattern in the middle with black pants and black shoes with the toes of the shoes being red, "Ya had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now…" Angel's phone starts to vibrate as he looks at the messages coming through, most of them are threats, "Ain't no silver lining this time, toots."
As Angel spoke, Kenny is seen playing with Angel's pet Hell Pig, Fat Nuggets.
Fat Nuggets is a small pink pig demon with various fuchsia spots along his body. On Fat Nugget's sides and backside, there are pink heart marks. He has large black eyes that have been shown to glow in the dark, and appears to have eyes on the side of his body that glow as well.
Fat Nuggets has both pink and black spikes along his body and he boasts a mouthful of pointy sharp teeth and a curly tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end of it. He also has little dark pink hooves, the hellhound was scratching behind the piglet's ear as it squealed happily, to which Angel and Charlie were briefly distracted by the cute scene.
"Oh that is adorable" Charlie muttered with a smile before she shook her head and went back to topic as she looked to Angel, "Sure there is!" Charlie exclaimed, "We just...have to look a little harder for it!"
"Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts." Angel said as he waves his phone in their faces, "People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District", He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire, Suddenly a pink message appears as Charlie gets closer to read it.
"Err, what is a... "donkey show"?" she asked which Angel panics and retreats the phone back.
"Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit." Angel said, not wanting Charlie or anyone else to see the messages.
"Yeah, that's true." Vaggie said, realizing something, "Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?" she said, to which Charlie gasps at also realizing what this meant.
"This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!" she exclaimed excitedly.
"Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?" Angel asked as he waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.
"Well it's kinda the only option, Angel," Kenny added.
"Kenny's right, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -" before Charlie could finish her sentence, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fright from behind, getting their attention.
They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cut to outside to see a familiar looking zeppelin armed for battle. The scene then cuts inside to see Sir Pentious and his Egg Boiz scattering around.
"Show yourself Alasssstor!" Sir Pentious exclaimed, "Come and face -" Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.
"Oh, there you are." Sir Pentious said in realization before changing back to his threatening tone, "Face my wrath!"
Alastor simply sipped his drink before looking to Sir Pentious smugly, "Who are you?" he asked
"Who am I? Who am I?!" Sir Pentious exclaimed, "I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!" Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, Kenny, GhostFire and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin, "Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!"
"Ooh! You tell 'em, boss!" one of the Egg Boiz said.
Niffty then appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck, "Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~" Nifty commented as Kenny took a couple steps to the side away from the little psycho as Alastor scoops her up and drops her to the ground.
"Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you." Alastor said as he smiled like he always did.
"I attacked you literally last week." Sir Pentious said, trying to remind Alastor, who just cocks his head, "We've done battle, like... 20 times?" Sir Pentious reminded him again.
"Well, you must have been really bad at this." Alastor commented.
Sir Pentious soon grew frustrated, "Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal." Sir Pentious exclaimed.
Niffty then reappears on Alastor's shoulder, "Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?" she asked.
"Oh, nobody important." Alastor said nonchalantly.
The scene then cuts to a large tower building, it was a tall tower with pink-tinted windows surrounding each layer. On the top lies a satellite dish, It is decorated with red glowing LED lights, which also surround the top layer. The symbol of the building resembles 3 Vs, referencing the group that inhabits the tower. In the middle of the main V, there is a sign in the shape of lips. The rest of the layers have LED rings surrounding the roof, the color going from cyan, red, and magenta from top to bottom.
Just nearby the tower was a store that had a main theme of black and blue with numerous gadgets and tech inside, a large crowd was in front of the store as they watched an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.
"New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes. Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!" the advertisement narrated while showing said product, soon the crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.
"This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!" one TV announced as sinners watched.
The scene then shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses around as a seemingly powerful Sinner is seen sitting in a chair watching the TV's.
The sinner was a tall and slim-figured, technology-themed demon who stands at approximately 7 feet, he sports a flat-screen television for a head, with the monitor/screen projecting eyes with red sclera, small cyan pupils and different-colored outlines - black for his right and cyan for his left.
The screen also shows a mouth full of sharp, cyan-colored teeth and a long pointed cyan tongue. Sometimes what looks like blood seems to drip out of his mouth. He also appears to have dark navy-blue skin with sharp, cyan claw-like fingers.
He was wearing a navy-blue tuxedo with the jacket sporting coattails, red-trimmed cyan lapels, thin cyan stripes and cyan lining, worn over a red-and-black-striped waistcoat which itself is worn over a collared bluish-white shirt with an upside-down broadcast symbol and a rather large, red bowtie. He also wears heeled dark gray dress shoes with cyan-colored laces, toes, and tips on the heels.
He also wore a small black top hat on his head, with red and blue designs reminiscent of a broadcast symbol and radio wave symbol, respectively. He has a TV antenna that sticks out the top of the hat, the left one bent into a zigzag.
This was Vox, one of the Three V's, a group of Overlords that held a firm grip on the media world of Hell, even dealing with the other things of Hell with the Sins so the rest of Hell's populace can enjoy the content they produce.
Vox stood up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism as the electricity got absorbed into his body, "Muhahaha! Now that's good television!" he said with glee as his left eye gained a hypnotic effect with the pupil becoming zigzag.
Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of one of his Overlord partners, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal the partner in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.
"Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?" Vox asked as he held a mug in his hand.
"Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!" Velvette said as
Vox looks at one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it, "Whatever could be the problem, my dear?" he asked
"Your little boy toy is wrecking my department, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-" Velvette said before some screaming can be heard off screen, we then see several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as someone's voice can be heard yelling angrily.
"THAT FUCKING BITCH!"
"Just get your ass here, NOW! ...Damn it, Valentino!" Velvette said angrily as she berated their partner Valentino.
The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up, sighing, fixing up his bowtie. As he mutters to himself "'Oh god. Here I go, Valentino.' Just another fucking day with Val. Hey-hey-hey. Fuck my life." Vox muttered as he then walked up to a platform, which rises up.
The scene then changes to an elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying "trust us!", before opening to reveal a frowning Vox in the same position, sighing, and then putting on a smile as a large crowd of reporters are seen before they catch the Overlord and try to get questions from him, the crowd overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.
"Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?" asked one of the female sinner reporters.
"My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce-" Vox said before a screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading-
"VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety." Vox said as he uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers.
Then one of the managers of VoxTech walks over to Vox with a questioning look, "Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?" he asked.
"Thirty seconds ago." Vox said to him as he walked off, "Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs." Vox said before he then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.
The scene changes again as it cuts to Velvette's studio. The staff is seen cleaning everything up as Velvette looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her, "Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired" she said as he pointed to many of the dresses shown.
Velvette is a slim and rather petite demon with cedar-brown skin, and long curly hair kept into pigtails with bangs by black hair ties. Her hair is colored in a desire-red that features the insides colored in a faded dark navy-blue, and white swirled-streaks on her pigtails and one on her bangs.
Her eyes have white irises, red sclera and slit-like pupils, and her makeup consists of burgundy eyeshadow on her eyelids, and black lipstick on her lips with a strip across the center of her mouth, which has fangs inside.
Velvette's clothing is that of a set of skull earrings, and a sleeveless dark navy-blue coat with burgundy lining and two desire hearts on the left side of the fur collar, her coat is usually worn over a sleeveless, black turtleneck crop-top that includes two desire hearts on the chest. Her loose pants are colored in navy-blue and desire-red in a striped pattern, held by a dark navy belt with a white heart-shaped buckle.
For footwear, she wore navy low-heeled shoes with white pom-poms on top. Velvette accessorized with black-striped fingerless opera gloves with alternating colors - white for her right glove and desire for her left.
She then looks at the final dress shown to her as she gets a pissed off look, "What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!" she demanded, as she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her from one of the nearby cameras.
"Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?" Vox asked.
"Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!" Velvette said as she was sorting out her staff.
Vox sighs tiredly, "And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?" he asked, knowing how bad his other partner's temper can be at times.
"Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together!" Velvette complained as she walked over to a small catwalk stage, "Melissa! Get over here!" She commanded as a sinner woman ran over to the stage, then Velvette used her overlord powers to change her outfit by swiping her hand, one after another.
"No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww '' Velvette said as she saw each dress shown before stopping on one that looked good on Mellisa as she gasped, "Yes! That's the one."
"Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here." Vox said satisfied Velvette was doing her job well.
"Of course, I do! Fuck you!" Velvette said as she flipped him off, "Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!" Velvette then walks away as Vox goes upstairs to the tower Valentino is supposedly in.
He is then greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds his other Overlord partner, Valentino, sitting on a couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes.
Valentino is a tall, slender, somewhat muscular and broad-shouldered moth demon with lavender skin and lacking pupils and irises in his cerise-pink eyes, over which he is always depicted wearing gold-rimmed, heart-shaped sunglasses with cerise lenses.
His mouth is full of sharp, cerise teeth with a single golden fang that sits to his far left of center, a feature he shares with his employee, Angel Dust. He also has a long cerise tongue.
Valentino's stature is tall, estimated to be around 10 feet, which he emphasizes with long black heeled boots. He has fluffy white neck fur with small red love-hearts that plume up from his coat's break-line. He is bald with moth-like antennae; the right appears like a large white with black heart- striped feather while the left appears smaller and lacking the white areas.
He has an extra set of arms just above his hips. His hands and forearms are black, mimicking black gloves, while the upper halves are his normal skin color.
He has a pair of large red moth wings that feature zebra print fur outlining the edges, while the interior is darker colored with several heart designs. These wings are usually wrapped around his body to form a floor-length coat with white fur at the wrists, as well as black-and-white-striped fur trim down the center-front to the bottom hem, and three white stripes on both hips with a heart shaped design on the back. This coat is pinned with a gold chain and gold love-heart shaped brooch fastening at the breast.
Valentino wore a red top hat with a wide, asymmetrical zebra-printed hat-band, in which his antennae poke out like feathers. Under his coat, he wears a chest-exposing dark grey shirt with rolled-up sleeves that are held together by two gold buttons, alongside white dress pants held by a black belt with a golden love-heart shaped buckle, and a pair of high-heeled black boots.
He wore a gold chain necklace hung down to his chest. He wears gold arm bands on his lower wrists, each hand having one gold ring, and sometimes gold nail guards on his fingers.
"Fucking FINALLY!" Valentino yells as he throws a drink at a wall, shattering it, "Kitty! Another drink!" he exclaimed as a robotic looking jester is seen next to him, it nods as it quickly heads off screen and reappears with another drink as Valentino takes it, "Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!" As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away, making the drink hit the door, and shatters on the floor.
"Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?" Vox asked
"Fucking Angel Dust!" Valentino exclaimed angrily as he walked up to him, "Who the hell else would I be talking about?!" he yells as he walks past him, "That fucking SLUT walked out on me! ME! I fucking made him!" he kept on as he looked to Vox questioningly while Vox walked a little way away, "Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes." Valentino said as he took a breath of a cigarette in his hand and blew out red smoke.
"Oh! Angel quit?" Vox asked in a surprised tone.
"NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse!" Valentino exclaims as he takes Vox's phone, "He MOVED!" As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.
"He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!" Valentino questions as he walks to a nearby closet, "He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter!" he complains.
Vox stops in his tracks as he looks to Val with a questioning look, "Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter?" he asked.
"YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno- Something mannish like that, she's got this hotel and—" As Valentino speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.
"Which of these makes me look sexier?" he asked in a more relaxed tone as he turned away from the closet.
"Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there." Vox asked and told Val as he got a serious look on his screen.
Valentino is then seen loading his guns, "That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!" Valentino said in anger, before he finishes loading his weapons, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.
"VAL" Vox exclaimed in a furious state as his voice sounded distorted before calming down, "Hehe. Think about it." Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking away one of his guns and putting it in his pocket, "Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?" he questioned
"Um...fuck it up?" Valentino said with an unsure look.
A stereotypical 'winning' ding is played from Vox's head, "Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?" he asked
"No!" Valentino said
"Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! Sooo...you should…" Vox continued.
"Do nothing?" Valentino asked.
A sound like winning at a casino is played from Vox again, "Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the big bucks." Vox said as he pinched Valentino's cheek.
"Ugh, but I really wanted to shoot someone!" Valentino complained, as he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.
"Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month." Vox said as he walked to TVs in a small desk area.
"Ohh, you know me too well." Valentino chuckles and blows smoke as he then remembers something, "Ya know... Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the devil's princesa." Valentino said
"Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money?" Vox asked, not entirely interested.
Valentino Chuckles, "Someone who owes us much more than money... The Radio Demon is there." Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appearing on the left side of his lower lip.
"What did you just say?" Vox asked in a distorted voice.
"You heard me." Valentino said simply.
"Alastor…" Vox said as he walks over to Valentino "Came back...and he is with Lucifer's daughter" His voice started to glitch as he grew more angry,"And that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!" Vox exclaimed as he grabbed Valentino by the collar.
Valentino frees himself from Vox's grip as he smiles at the TV headed sinner,"Hey! killing Alastor is your kink." he said before Vox looked at one of the screens at the desk, Vox teleported to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyeur scope high in the sky. The scene, from a drone point of view, shows Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing maniacally as he hears Pentious screaming while everyone simply watches.
"Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!" Pentious screamed as he was attacked by the black tendrils from before.
"Um...Alastor? I think he's had enough." Charlie said as Alastor laughed maniacally, his eyes even looking opposite ways while he laughed.
"Nah. He's got a few more hits in him." Angel said with a smirk.
Sir Pentious soon falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff as he looks to the snake sinner on the ground.
"Thanks for another forgettable experience." Alastor thanked.
An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.
"Thank you…" Sir Pentious groaned before springing up with a smirk,"For letting your guard down!" Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit, "Aha! Yah!" he said before he notices Alstors shadow transform and then sees Alastor looking pissed with his smile still up,"Oh, shit…"
The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappears from sight.
Alastor then returns to normal as he looks at the small torn part of his outfit, "Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums." he said as he was about to leave.
"Wait, you're leaving?!" Vaggie exclaimed, "Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job.".
Angel Dust then gestures to the hole on the wall, "We need a wall." Angel said.
Alastor spins around to face the group, "Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!" he said, then with a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away.
Angel takes an interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to them with a flirty look
"Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love a man with a giant ...tool." Angel said with complete innuendo
The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen, "See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family!" Valentino said as he looked at his partner, " Vox? VOX!" he exclaimed as he slammed his hand on the desk.
Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.
Vox glitches as he was absolutely furious, "That FUCKER is back!"
Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him, "Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too." Valentino said.
"It's been seven years!" Vox said as Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.
"You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?" Valentino asked.
"Uh, FUCK YOU." Vox exclaimed.
"Just saying." Valentino said as he walked around him.
"Things have changed a lot since he left town!" Vox said.
"That's for sure." Valentino smirked.
"I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!" Vox said as his face filled the screen as Valentino laughed in the background.
The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair in a large room filled with screens.
"~Welcome home!~" he sang as he walked into the room., "~I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone!~" As Vox sings, electricity courses through his arm as he sits on his chair, and turns to face the numerous screens.
"~Say hello to a new status quo~" Vox presses a big red button, and 4 cords latch themselves to the ports on the back of his head, connecting himself to his TV networks, "~Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn, turn the TV on!~"
Soon the scene changes as demons are seen operating stage lights and cameras and various equipment.
"Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two…"
"~Wel-come to the show!~" a chorus sang as Vox is seen on a news program sitting at a desk like a reporter does.
"~Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence,~" he sang extremely quickly as a poorly made sketch of Alastor is seen in the corner of the screen with various insulting labels, "~Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice?~"
"~More on tonight's program.~" suddenly the show changes to a show that looked like an interview show as another Vox appears in an interview desk while the other was in a comfy chair
"~So, the Radio Demon is back in town!~" said the first Vox
"~Why is he hanging around?~" asked the second Vox.
"~What does that mean for your family?~"
"~Well, handily, I've got good news!~"
"~He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile~" he then appears in a blank red background before he then changes into an outfit resembling a priests but with an upside cross and more fit to Vox's style.
"~But the demon is a coward!~" he sang with the chorus added in too.
"You can take that as gospel.~"
"~Pulling my viewers? Impossible!~" he sang as he pushed his hypnotic eye into view of the camera, "~I'm visual, he's barely audible!~" he said as he pushed some backgrounds aside.
"~Stop giving him the time of day!, Don't listen to a word he'd say.~"
"~I hope he had a nice vacay!~" he sang as he appeared in front of an island with a volcano before said volcano exploded in the background.
"~But he should have stayed away!~"
We then cut to see Alastor who had just finished getting his coat tailored. He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. He smiles and walks away with an idea. as Vox continues singing.
"~While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video!~" Vox then appears in a cooking show with a chef's outfit and all as he pulls out an uncooked bloodied deer head from an oven caked in blood "~Now his medium is getting bloody rare!~"
In a hallway in V Tower, Vox jumps, twirls and then pulls Valentino and Velvette towards him
"~Hell's been better since he split, Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!~" he sang/asked in hysterics.
Then it cuts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from a radio station attached to the top corner of the Hazbin Hotel.
"~Salutations! Good to be back on the air.~"
Soon the crowd hears Alastors voice from an old radio in a store that had a sign saying "Old shit" as the crowd shifts over to the other store while Vox appears on the screens in the TV store and looks extremely pissed.
"~Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast, Sinners rejoice!~"
"~What a dated voice!~" Vox sang/insulted
"~Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast.~" Alastor sang as he and Vox are seen in blue and red backgrounds.
"COME ON!" Vox exclaimed as he tried to tackle Alastor, only to miss as Alastor moved out of the way.
"~Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that, Is nothing working?~" Alastor sang as he dodged Vox again
"IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!" Vox yelled as he tried to tackle Alastor again, only to make the backgrounds flip as he fell and missed
"~Every day he's got a new format!~"
"YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!" Vox exclaimed as multiple clones of him in various outfits appeared around Alastor, all glaring at him,"~He's the shit that comes before that!~" they all sang
"~Is Vox as strong as he purports? Or is it based on his support?~" Alastor sang as his voice was soon heard from many speakers through all of hell's pride ring.
"~He'd be powerless without the other Vees!~" the speakers reached V Tower as Valentino and Velvette heard and couldn't help but smirk at the comment.
"Oh, PLEASE." Vox exclaimed
"~And here's the sugar on the cream, He asked ME to join this team!~" Alstor sang and revealed, making sure to get Vox REALLY pissed now.
"Hold on!" Vox panicked as he is seen on the TV's blocking the store, but in real life he isn't there while the crowd listens.
"~I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea.~" Alastor sang with a smug grin, As Alastor continued with his radio broadcast, Vox got so pissed that his screen face started to glitch and crash as he got angrier.
"~You oold timey PRICK! I'll show y-you suffering!~" Vox sang while glitching.
"~Uh oh, the TV is buffering!~" Alastor sang/teased as Vox struggled to keep it together.
Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.
"~I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU-YOU LIT-T-LE—~" Soon Vox couldn't handle anymore as Vox's screen face and voice overloads and crashes, before Vox involuntarily lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phones to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.
"~I'm afraid you've lost your signal.~"
The scene then cuts to the hotel, which it then zooms in on the hotel, and then zooms into Alastor's radio station just attached to the hotel.
"~Let's begin" Alastor sang slowly, "I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone!~"
As Alastor sang, he slowly turned into his true demon form with every sentence, his small horns started to grow longer and larger as they became more like deer horns, Alastor then puts down his staff for the first time we've seen.
"~Tune on in.~"
"~When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run!~" Alastors body then enlarges as his shoulder spread out and his body lengthened, his neck even extending and becoming double jointed it seemed as his eyes became radio dials and a strange red liquid dripped from his mouth.
"~Oh, this will be fun!~" Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still as popular and powerful as he was last time.
"FUU-UU-UCK!" Vox exclaimed loudly with a small sob.
The scene then cuts to the emergency meeting room of the V Tower, set in Vox's part of the building which showed cybernetic looking sharks swimming in tanks around the meeting room, Vox, Velvette, and Valentino were there to discuss a matter with Alastor as the robotic assistant, Kitty, passes out drinks to each of them.
"We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRAT and that smiling freak!" Vox said angrily as he slammed his fist on the table
"Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?" Velvette asked as she scrolled on her phone.
"Well one thing is obvious, we cannot harm that Princess or that mutt of a son she has, if we do we are only gonna get screwed by Lucifer himself, and we don't want that" Vox said, making sure none of them suggested something that would involve hurting or killing Hells Royalty.
"Then what, pray tell, do we do?" Asked Velvette.
Valentino was seen putting an excessive amount of glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles, "Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave." Valentino smirked as he was decorating his weapon.
"Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?" Vox asked the Pornographic artist in the room.
"That lanky prick won't even return my calls." Valentino complained, showing Angel wasn't gonna help them.
Vox groaned in annoyance, "We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in." Vox said as he walked around the table.
"Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?" Velvette suggested
"I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?" Valentino asked as Vox pondered before he looked through the footage of the hotel and seeing Alastor, before rewinding the footage to see Sir Pentious failing to attack and being flung away, he scoffs before he smiles.
"I think, I have... JUST the one." As Vox slowly turns around, the sharks in the shark tank swim up to his shoulders, his right-hypnotic eye gleaming with a sinister grin for a plan he has in store.
However, the meeting room doors are slammed open as a shadowed silhouette is seen in the entrance, the light outside the room making it hard to see who the silhouette was, the only thing shown was a pair of feline eyes in the silhouette.
"I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?" asked the silhouette before the scene fades to darkness.
Back at the hotel, Alastor's black and white demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie, Vaggie and Kenny return. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted while Kenny leans against a wall.
"Soooo? How'd it go?" Angel asked as he sat on another couch.
"Not a single new recruit." Vaggie said.
"Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?" Angel asks as he checks his phone before an empty box is thrown on his head again, to which he throws it off and looks to Kenny who was still leaning on the wall, "Will you stop that?! Where did you even get that one?!"
"No idea what you're talking about AD" Kenny said with a shrug as he smirks before GhostFire is seen walking into the parlor.
"Hey uh, that snake guy isn't going to come back is he?" they asked as they rubbed their arms anxiously.
"Eh, that Pentious guy attacks every so often after Al decided to help here" Angel said, which didn't help GhostFire's mood as they sweated nervously, "What? You afraid of snakes or something?" Angel asked.
"I-I'm not exactly on good terms with them is all" GhostFire said as they shivered at some memories from their mortal life, "Doesn't help that I still can't believe all of this is happening".
"Yeah well get used to it hot stuff, Hell is real, angels wanna kill everyone in a few months and we can't do anything about it" Angel said, worsening GhostFires mood.
"Angel!" Vaggie exclaimed as she and Charlie went over to GhostFire, "Don't listen to him GhostFire, things aren't as bad as he thinks, we can sort this out and fix it no problem" Vaggie said
As Angel checks his phone, Vaggie then hears a knock on the front door, confused, she walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious behind it, holding his hat.
"Why, hello my dear—" He said before Sir Pentious was cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face; he fell when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowered in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture, "Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace" he said while dragging out the c in peace, mimicking a snake.
"What are you doing here?" Vaggie demanded, Charlie then appears behind Vaggie.
"Vaggie, what's the problem?" she asked her girlfriend before she notices Sir Pentious and gasps, "Oh! Hello again!" she greeted
"I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?" Sir Pentious asked
Charlie lets out another gasp and runs over to grab his hand and lead him to the door of the hotel, "You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-" Before Charlie could continue, Angel Dust appeared from the door and cut off Charlie.
"Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?" Angel asked as he didn't want to believe Charlie was giving the snake sinner a chance to join the Hotel after what he's done.
"Absolutely!" Charlie beamed, "This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery… slippery… special little man!" Charlie said as Sir Pentious smiled sweetly
Angel Dust then looked to Vaggie with a questioning look, "Aren't you supposed to protect this place?"
Charlie gives Vaggie puppy-dog eyes, begging her girlfriend to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. After a minute Vaggie gives in, she can't deny her girlfriend's puppy dog eyes trick.
Vaggie signs, "I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine" Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation at hearing this, "Or even with the war machine." it then flaps down with depression, sighing.
Charlie was so happy that she hugged Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once.
"Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you!" she thanked as she then grabbed Sir Pentious' hand, "Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie then leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.
"Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this." Sir Pentious thanked them as they entered the hotel, Angel followed soon afterwards with suspicion.
"Eh, I give you a week, tops." Angel said
Inside, Charlie is seen giving Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blew up before it was fixed.
"So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-'' Charlie said as she was very excited and was introducing Pentious to pretty much every little detail of the Hotel before Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again.
"Babe, you don't have to show him every detail." Vaggie said, trying to calm down her girlfriend.
"Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our second real guest!" Charlie said with joy. First GhostFire, now Sir Pentious, for the first time the hotel was actually starting to bring in sinners looking for redemption.
"Uh, what the hell am I then?" Angel asked with confusion and annoyance.
"Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh…" Charlie said as she tried to find the right words.
"Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?" Vaggie listed
"What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once." Charlie said kindly, though honestly.
As Charlie walks back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust looks downtrodden, likely feeling sad about Vaggie's comments and Charlie's unintentional dismissal of him.
Niffty is seen playing with Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approach. Keekee hisses at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns to meet him.
"Over here we have our maid Niffty." Charlie introduced
Niffty Gasps at seeing Sir Pentious,"The bad boy is back!" Niffty then gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious. '"Never leave me again." she said before looking at Kenny nearby who was watching from the Parlor, "Don't worry, I won't forget about you~" Kenny backs away a little fearing Niffty.
"We're about 80% sure she's harmless" Charlie said as he continues the tour, "And over here we have-" she then nearly bumps into Alastor, "Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious…hehe.." she said with a nervous chuckle.
"Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!" Alastor said as he got a dark aura around him as Alastor's eyes glowed red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him apart, "I definitely remember you now." Alastor said in a distorted voice
Sir Pentious gulps nervously, fearing for his life, "Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson!" Charlie said as she cleared her throat, ""How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?" Charlie suggested.
"Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. Here." Sir Pentious as he hands Alastor the torn piece he took, Alaster takes it and inspects the damage.
"Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you." Alastor said, despite being generous, he spontaneously combusts the fabric tear into green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.
The scene cuts to a group gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel.
"Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other!" Charlie said as her, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, Kenny and GhostFire sat in a circle, GhostFire looked absolutely terrified of Sir Pentious as they were shaking and sweating buckets, "So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me." Charlie said as she began the game, "My name is Charlie" she sang then clapped twice, "I like to sing!" she clapped again, "And when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!" she ended it with clapping again.
Sir Pentious then started with a nervous look "My name's Sir Pentious" he claps twice, "I like to build" he claps again, "And despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!" he said with a smile
When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.
"This is stupid." he said, clearly not taking this game seriously.
"This- is not- stupid!" Charlie said as she continued the game while clapping, "It's just a game!" she clapped once more, "Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same!" she ended it with more clapping.
"I am too sober for this." Angel said
"Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day!" Vaggie said with a smirk as she claps twice, just then knocking can be heard at the front door.
"The hell?" Kenny said as he got up, "I'll get it, you guys continue" he said as he walked to the front door before opening it, he then sees something he didn't expect, one of Hells natural hellborn creatures that rivaled a Hellhound, a Hellcat
The hellcat was clearly overweight and was about the same height as Kenny, he wore a red sweater with a blue triangular pattern on the front and blue shorts, had no shoes and had dark gray fur with thick black eyebrows and long whiskers, his feline eyes were different colors, one brown and the other blue.
"Hello there, is this the Hazbin Hotel?" he asked, his voice sounding slightly high, meaning he must be a teen like Kenny.
"Uh, yeah? And you are?" Kenny asked with a raised brow.
"Aw sweet, the name's Eric Cartman, I was wondering if you could possibly let me stay, I'm interested on what you got here" the feline boy said with a innocent smile.
"..You mean redemption?" Kenny asked.
"Yeah yeah that, anyway you got food?" Cartman asked as he walked in without permission.
"Wha-Hey! You can't just barge in without an answer!" Kenny exclaimed as he walked after the Hellcat.
"Whoa this place is so cool, old but cool" Cartman said as he walked around.
"Hey tubby! You can't just-" Kenny said before they walked by the parlor with Charlie and Vaggie still trying to convince Angel before they noticed the new guest.
"Oh hello, who are you?" Charlie asked.
"Sup, Name's Cartman, this place got any food?" Cartman asked rudely as he walked around.
"Mom I'm sorry, he just walked in and I'm TRYING to get him to leave!" Kenny said, already starting to let his Hellhound temper get the better of him.
"Hey I'm just here to try your whole redemption thing to see if it's legit, can't a sinner kid get some help now and then?" Cartman asked as he made his way to the bar where Husk was cleaning glasses before he glared at Cartman who just let himself in behind the bar.
"Get your fatass out my bar!" Husk threatened.
"Jeez relax would ya kitty, I'm hungry" Cartman rudely said as Kenny instantly jumped over the bar counter and grabbed Cartman and pulled him away.
"I think you overstayed your welcome!-" Kenny growled before Charlie walked over.
"Wait, you also want to try redemption?" Charlie asked as she gained a smile.
"Yeah sure, if it means free food" Cartman said nonchalantly with a shrug as he released himself from Kenny's grip.
Charlie beams at this, "Oh you are going to love it here! Two new sinners wanting redemption on the same day! Oh this is amazing!" Charlie said excitedly.
As Charlie brought Cartman over to the parlor, Kenny glared at Cartman, he already didn't like the new guest and he had some high suspicions on him, he growled under his mask as he planned to keep an eye on the fat hellcat.
The next scene cuts to an act, with Angel Dust wearing a trench coat and a hat as he reads a script, Sir Pentious is also acting as an innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a comically large lollipop as everyone else watches in the parlor, Cartman was sitting in the parlors lounge chair while Kenny glared at him from the other side of the room as he stood by Charlie and Vaggie.
""Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this?" Angel asked.
"It's great right?" Charlie asked with an excited smile, "Keep going!"
Angel Dust sighed before continuing, ""Hey you."" he said
""Who, me?"" Sir Pentious said, acted like an innocent child
""Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some… devil's dandruff?" Oh, for fuck's sake." Angel complained, not liking the writing of the script.
""Not me! I have to go home and study!"" Sir Pentious said as he kept his act as an innocent child up.
""Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me …the crackhead."" Angel said, deadpanning
""The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"" Sir Pentious said with pride.
Charlie then stood up and clapped happily, "Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo!" Charlie cheered as she walked over to Pentious, "Wow, Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time."
As Charlie congratulated Sir Pentious, Angel soon felt saddened, as if his importance in the hotel was drifting, he took off the outfit he was wearing as he started to leave, "I... I'm going to bed." he said, as Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious. Looking back at them, he looks sad.
"I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!" Charlie congratulated.
"Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!" Sir Pentious thanked.
Later in Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat, as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel glumly looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from his boss, Valentino. Angel signs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.
"Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-"
"ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-"
"Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-"
"YOU FUCKING SLUT!"
"Hey, Angie! About earlier-"
"-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!"
"Work's really stressful!"
"-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"
"You actually think you can change?" Suddenly Angel heard Valentino's voice in a dear serious tone and it wasn't from his phone, red smoke then appears from seemingly nowhere, and circles around Angel until Val stops talking, ending with the smoke clinging around his neck and chin like hands before fading away.
"Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby."
Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets got on the bed next to him, "...Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets." Angel said as he got up and left his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar, picks up a whole bottle, and starts drinking alcohol. Out of the corner of his eye, he notices something slithering away. He follows, finding Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside. There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belongs to Vox. Angel realizes what he's been doing and slams the door open.
"You slippery little shit!" Angel exclaimed as Pentious yelped in surprise, "You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you." Angel said as he glared at the snake sinner.
"I don't know what you're talking about!" Pentious said as he smirked and slithered slightly as he turned his back to him before turning his head and looking at Angel," …whore bug!"
Angel, sufficiently angered, tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.
"Get your aggressively average body…OFF OF ME!" Pentious exclaimed as his cobra hood flares out, showing his eyes and the hood's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes momentarily hypnotized.
"Fuck!" Angel curses as he backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it as then he has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Charlie, Vaggie and Kenny are seen awake and walking in after hearing the scuffle.
"What's going on?" Charlie asked as she yawned.
"This little bitch is a traitor!" Angel exclaimed as he pointed to Pentious.
"Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!" Pentious said as he hugged them, with Kenny scowling a bit, since he was still tired.
"Uh huh, then explain this!" Angel said as he then lifted off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover is blown and scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.
"Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!" Pentious exclaimed as he slithers wildly before Vox immediately picks up.
"Pentious? Wait… you were caught?! It hasn't even been a day!" Vox exclaimed from the watch.
"Please! You've got to get me out of here!" Pentious begged.
"I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favor, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!" Vox yelled angrily before ending the call, Pentious is then seen tearing up, his feelings truly hurt as he soon quietly cries before laying on the ground.
"I... I… just make it quick I guess…not that I deserve it." Pentious sobbed
"Gladly." Vaggie said as she held her spear up and pointed it to his head, right before Vaggie could put him out of misery, Charlie stopped her and kneels to Pentious, "Wait! ...Pentious?" she said as she extended her hand towards Pentious.
[Play "It Starts with Sorry"]
"~It starts with sorry~" Pentious looked up as Charlie sang, he looked in disbelief, not wanting to believe the Princess was actually giving him another chance, "~that's your foot in the door.~" she then helped him up from the floor.
"~One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core.~" Charlie sang as she pressed her hand to his chest as the snake sinner tried to understand.
"~The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts! But sorry is where it starts!~" Charlie sang
"~Who could forgive a dirtbag like me?~" Sir Pentious sang/questioned, "~I don't deserve your amnesty.~" he sang as he fell to the floor in a dramatic fashion.
Angel walks into frame with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie trailing behind, holding her spear.
"~Can't we just kill him? Shoot him and spill his blood?~" they sang as they cornered the snake sinner with their weapons while Charlie and Kenny were behind them.
"~That's an option you could choose.~" Charlie sang with an unsure answer.
"~Works for us.~"
Not wanting his mother to act alone in this, Kenny decided to join in, "~But who hasn't been in his shoes?~" Kenny sang as Charlie helped Sir Pnetious up from the ground and spun him around.
"~It starts with sorry.~" she sang as Sir Pentious teared up once again.
"~Sorry.~" Pentious sang.
Kenny then walked beside Charlie to help the snake sinner "~Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry!~" he sang
"~I'm so sorry!~" Sir Pentious sang as he sung towards Angel and Vaggie while leaning onto them, them accidentally caughting him before Charlie pulled him away as they spun around.
"~And your journey's underway!~"
"~It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins~" Charlie and Sir Pentious sang as the background changed to a misty area with memories of Sir Pentious being the average sinner causing chaos and destruction before the memories are blown up with fireworks that say sorry after exploding.
"~But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry.~" As the song ends, Niffty is seen standing in the hallway in her bedwear, but is disappointed that Sir Pentious' song was bad, and that he is no longer a 'bad boy'.
"I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!" she said as she kicked him on his tail 'eyes' and walked away. "Not a bad boy."
Charlie happily sighs as she looks at Sir Pentious and the others, "Good first day! Let's get some rest!" she said as they left the room.
The only thing left in the office was the wristwatch communicator,, Alastor's shadow then appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a malevolent smile. He enters the room and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.
"WHAT?!" Vox exclaimed angrily.
Vox pauses when he realizes that Alastor is the one calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughs.
"You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal!" Alastor said with a smug grin as he crushes the watch with his bare hand as Vox incoherently rages at him as the watch becomes incapable of creating audio, before Alastor retreats back into the darkness, chuckling, as the episode ends.
Meanwhile in one of the guest rooms in the hotel, Cartman is seen relaxing on a bed before he rolls up a sleeve to reveal he also had a wrist watch communicator before he activates it, showing Vox was extremely pissed off.
"I take it the snake failed?" he asked.
"Indeed he is, you're just lucky they haven't suspected you yet, you're my last shot at getting the info I need from that place, you got it?!" Vox exclaimed.
"Yeah yeah jeez, calm down, no one's gonna know, I'm like the least suspect here" Cartman said as he smiled evilly, showing his fangs.
~Flashback~
Cartman is seen entering the meeting room of the Vee's tower as said overlords looked to him in confusion.
"You want to help us? And why is that?" Vox asked in suspicion.
"Simple, I'm tired of being treated like some normal Hellborn when people, especially dumb, stupid, ass eating sinners SHOULD RESPECT MY ATHORITAH!" Cartman yelled as his form became more demonic before he coughed into his hand, calming him down and returning normal, which surprised the overlords, "Anyways, I'm offering my services, in return, I wanna become an Overlord like you, have power and respect I deserve"
Vox pondered as he looked at his colleagues who shrugged.
"We could use someone as a backup in case my idea does backfire…fine" Vox said as he walked to Cartman and extended his hand to him, "You shall help us, and in return, we'll help you climb the ranks after we crush Alastor".
Cartman smiles as he shows his fangs before he shocked Vox's hand, "Pleasure to be doing business with you, Cartman is now in your services"
~Flashback over~
Cartman then ends the call as he lays on the bed, thinking of many evil ways to ruin the hotel and ideas on what he will do when he becomes an Overlord.
"Soon all of Hell will respect my authority" Cartman said with a smirk as he chuckles evilly.
Welp, looks like we got another evil in the show to deal with, introducing Cartman as a Hellcat, another Hellborn species that is somehow treated evel LOWER than Imps and Hellhounds in the hierarchy, which explains alot about Cartmans personality in this AU.
Anyways we hoped you liked this chapter and enjoyed the small changes made for the AU, and as always, NEXT TIME ON HAZBIN HOTEL: HELLHOUND KENNY AU
As Pentious tries to make himself at home in the hotel, his egg minions are forced to leave for his redemption to work, Alastor ends up taking them with him to an Overlord meeting that could show some light on the actions of Heaven and the time being cut short, what will be revealed? Find out next time in…
Scrambled Eggs