Here we are, another day, another chapter of this AU, this time its gonna show off some Overlords, old AND new, so let's get it started
We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious, Cartman and GhostFire!" with Kenny watching to make sure it was angled right.
"That looks perfect!" Charlie said, "Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!" She exclaimed excitedly.
"Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago." Vaggie stated
"Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here." Charlie said with a smile.
"Well lets hope this celebration works, cause having Pentious around hasn't exactly helped GhostFire at all" Kenny said as he noticed GhostFire practically avoided any and all interaction with Pentious when the snake sinner joined the hotel, he also felt apprehensive of letting Cartman join, since the Hellcat just seemed way to lazy and rude to join, way more ignorant to the redemption cause than Angel Dust was in his opinion.
Just then, Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on with the machine looking very steampunk themed.
"What the hell is that?" Vaggie questioned as soon as she saw the contraption.
"Oh, hello, purple female." Pentious greeted, "It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents."
"What? Why?" Charlie questioned.
"Everyone is being too nice." Pentious said as he looked around cautiously, "Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!" he exclaimed as Kenny raised a brow at this while Vaggie and Charlie looked confused before a cart with multiple crates rolled in with two demons in white coats pushing it in, "Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here" he said as he slithered over to the two demons.
One of the female demons had puce skin, curly cream hair tied up in a ponytail, black lips, eyes with red sclera and white irises, and small black horns atop her head.
She wore a sleeveless black crop-top turtleneck, gray jean-shorts with a black belt, black fingerless gloves, white over-the-knee stockings and ballet shoes.
The other female demon was tall and had a thin stature, she had white skin, light blonde hair tied up in a short ponytail, eyes with red sclera and white irises, and small black horns atop her head.
She wore a pair of circular-rimmed glasses with red tinted lenses, a long white buttoned lab coat over a black turtleneck, long black gloves, black tights and a pair of silver pointé shoes.
The second demon held a clipboard in her hands with a pen, "Sign, please." she asked as Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while the other demon wheels in the boxes, "Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase." said the first demon as the two walk out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine, as he slithers back, Vaggie realizes who he is buying from.
"Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?" Vaggie exclaimed in anger.
"Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell." Pentious stated as he moved the cart.
"Wait, what's so special about weapons from this Carmine person?" Kenny asked, "Aren't all weapons in Hell just about the same as ones from topside?" he asked.
"Well, Carmilla Carmine doesn't just sell normal weapons" Charlie explained, "She also sells…angelic weapons" she said.
"Angelic weapons?! People actually buy that stuff down here?" Kenny asked in surprise before looking at Pentious, "You're buying from someone who sells angelic weapons?!"
"Well not anymore he is" Vaggie stated as she takes Pentious's boxes away.
"Hey!" Pentious objected.
"You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome." Vaggie explained, Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle while GhostFire is seen hiding behind a couch to avoid seeing him and Cartman is munching on a bag of chips and not looking at him, ignoring the snake sinner.
"Hmm, I have my doubts." Pentious stated
"Well, it's true. You have to trust us." Vaggie said
"But I don't." Pentious said with mistrust.
"Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?" Charlie suggested
"Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things." Vaggie said as she pointed at the Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally sets it off and blows a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.
"Oh!" she exclaimed as Vaggie pointed at the ceiling, "What did I just say? What did I just say?" Vaggie said
"What? Not my little egg boiz." Pentious said as he leaned down and hugged the Egg Boiz, "They do my evil bidding for me!"
"Are you sure that's a good idea?" Kenny asked, "I mean, they are kinda annoying" he said before whispering to Vaggie, "The snake seems kinda dependent on them".
"Well they are getting out of hand around here Kenny" Vaggie said before looking at Pentious, "Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?" Vaggie asked.
Sir Pentious narrowed his eyes with uncertainty, "Yes."
"Then no more eggs." Vaggie stated
Sir Pentious starts to tear up as he looks to his Egg Boiz, "All right, eggies. You've got to go." he said as he starts to sob, "I can't keep you anymore!" he sobs.
"Okay, boss." one of the Egg Boiz said, not entirely fazed at all as they kept their smiles and followed Vaggie who wheels away the boxes Pentious purchased.
"No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!" Pentious sobbed as he began crying as he watched his Egg Boiz walk away. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder while Kenny shuffles away awkwardly before sprinting off to follow Vaggie.
The scene changes to show Alastor in his room, his room looked like another dimension was swallowing it up, with one end of the room looking like the hotels with red walls and wooden frames while the rest, which Alastor was in, looked like a dark swamp like place with dark trees and dark grass, he is seen eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly, the jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when Vaggie and Kenny come by with the Egg Boiz behind the former.
"Alastor!" Vaggie called out as Alastor looked surprised for a second and his eyes went from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie.
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast." Alastor said as he ate more of the deer carcass.
"Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them." Vaggie said as she tried to move the Egg Boiz away from her as they kept pressing into her legs, Kenny tried to help keep the Egg Boiz still but they seemed suddenly antsy and excitable.
Alastor threw away his knife and fork, stood up and summoned his microphone, "Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!" Alastor said with a sinister tone as he approached.
"Humanely!" Vaggie clarified.
"Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun" Alastor said as his eyes briefly glowed red and an x appeared on his forehead before disappearing, "But I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today" he said as he walked out of the room, taking the Eggs with him.
"Great!" Vaggie said before she and Kenny were left by the room looking at the leftover deer carcass, "That looks disgusting"
"How did he even get it in here?" Kenny asked before catching the carcass' scent and instantly gagging, "HMPH! And how LONG has it been rotting?!" he said as he held his muzzle with his hands before running off, Vaggie briefly smelt the scent before joining the Hellhound and running off.
The scene changes back to the hotel foyer, where Charlie and the rest of the hotel's residents, minus Alastor, are, with all of them except for Charlie and Vaggie sitting on a sofa.
Behind Charlie and Vaggie is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101"
"Hi, guys. Thanks for coming!" Charlie said to the residents, "It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little tension in the hotel." As Charlie explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and tries to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.
"Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here." Vaggie explained.
"We think that this group could really benefit from…" Charlie begins before the background goes to yellow and Charlie and Vaggie go flying up into the air, "Trust exercises!"
"Trust exercises." Vaggie joined in late as she fell,"Ah, shit!" Vaggie falls on the floor as the yellow background cracks and breaks. Charlie pulls Vaggie to her feet.
"Vaggie, we rehearsed this." Charlie said before sighing and turning to the residents, "We're doing trust exercises!"
"So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh, this?" Husk asked as he gestured to the stage behind Charlie and Vaggie, "I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps." Husk said.
"Oh, I will," Angel Dust said as he put his feet on Husk's legs, "But it's cash up front, and I know that one" Angel then points at Pentious, "can't afford me.
"Gross! I'd never think of it, spider!" Pentious said
"Right, well, let's get started. Charlie?" Vaggie said as she directed attention to her girlfriend.
"Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!" Charlie said to Vaggie as she walked over to stand by Husk, Niffty, Pentious, Cartman, Kenny and Angel
"What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh...," Vaggie said as she got nervous.
"Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this." Charlie encouraged her girlfriend.
"Yeah, um," Vaggie looks at the residents, all of them looking grumpy except for Charlie, Kenny and Niffty, "Sure, I can handle this. No problem." Vaggie then takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage.
Vaggie then starts explaining in a drill sergeant way, "All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it?" she ordered, "Who wants to go first?"
Charlie instantly raises her hand, "Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!"
"All right, get on up here." Vaggie said as Charlie ran past her and onto the stage.
Charlie took a deep breath as she stood on the stage, "I, I love you guys. Like, really, really love you." She then turns around and falls backwards before Vaggie and Kenny run forward and catched Charlie.
"Gotcha!" Vaggie said as she and Kenny put Charlie down on her feet.
"That... felt... good!" Charlie excitedly said as she turned to Angel Dust, "Angel, why don't you go next?" she suggested.
"Fine." Angel Dust said as he walked onto the stage.
"This time everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you." Vaggie threatened as she took out her spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage.
Angel Dust went onto the stage as he thought of something, "Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-"
Husk threateningly points at Angel. "I swear to fuck if you say dicks!" Husk threatened.
"-popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!" Angel teased as he then fell backwards with Husk catching him, "But, you know, dicks too!" he said before Husk dropped him.
Angel Dust gets up as he looked to Pentious, "All, right, new guy, you're up." he said
The room goes dark and melodramatic music plays before a spotlight shines on Pentious who was on stage.
"I... don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!" Pentious said before he fell backwards with Vaggie and Charlie catching him, "Damn it."
"Sheesh, dramatic much?" Cartman commented which Kenny glared at him and bonked him on the head, which soon led to both of them glaring at each other, Kenny growling and Cartman hissing.
"That's great. Wow, you are slimy." Vaggie commented as she then dropped Pentious, "Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?" she suggested.
Niffty runs past them onto the stage, giggling manically, "Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!"Upon hearing this and seeing Niffty, the others were disturbed by her sadistic nature . Niffty then flings herself off of the stage, but the others actively move out of the way to let her fall on the ground in the face. Despite that, Niffty seems to enjoy that "Yay! Pain!" she smirked as she giggled before running back onto the stage to jump off again, "Pain!" she sighed as she repeated the action over and over while Charlie, Vaggie and Kenny walked off to talk privately.
"I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should-" Charlie said before Vaggie stopped her.
"Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out." Vaggie said.
"Well I hope it's soon" Kenny commented as he looked back to the residents with Niffty still jumping off the stage, "I think whatever braincells she has left are gonna break at this point".
Angel then appears behind the three of them, "If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some 'trust buildin'"" He suggested with a smirk.
Vaggie sighed as she felt she was gonna regret this decision, "What do you have in mind?" she asked.
The scene then changes to show a street in Pentagram City. Alastor is walking down the street, closely followed by Pentious' Egg Boiz who are acting as his new minions.
"Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!" the eggs constantly asked as Alastor's eye twitches as he walks down the street, a pained smile on his face. A shadowy person watches him from behind before appearing in front of him, revealing himself to Alastor.
The Sinner standing before Alastor was a lanky and tall, spider-like demon with dark gray skin and lime green eyes. He wore all-black clothing, with a pitch black cloak that covers most of his body.
At the front of his cloak is a large black spider with lime green stripes on its eight legs, as well as lime green eyes and lime green on its back. The interior of his cloak is lime green with a spider web pattern and four red spider legs extending across the cloak.
He also wears a distinctive big black top hat with a light gray patch at the front, along with a gray skull and a lime green-and-maroon-striped feather on the right side.
"Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day?" asked the sinner as Alastor makes a radio static sound effect, looking slightly scared.
"Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?" one of the eggs asked as they assumed a boxer's stance before Alastor leaned down to them.
"Follow in silence if you value your shell!" Alastor threatens as he taps Egg Boi's shell with his cane before turning back to the sinner, "Greetings, Zestial!" Alastor greeted.
A demon comes out from an alleyway and sees Alastor and Zestial before instantly panicking, "Oh, holy shit!" they exclaimed as they ran and went to hide.
"Ah, the weather doth become this fine day." Zestial commented, a cowboy demon comes out of the backdoor after a fight, and was about to go back in when he notices Zestial and panics before fleeing.
"Indeed, it looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!" Alastor comments as a demon, seeing Zestial, pours gasoline over himself and sets himself on fire, screaming.
"If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams" Zestial said as he and Alastor then walked together along the sidewalk, "How art thou?" he asked as tons of demons spot them and hide, run, or avoid getting in their way, "It has been an age since thou hath graced us with thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to... holy arms."
Alastor laughed confidently, "Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious." he said as he adjusted his bow tie and coat in a window reflection as his eyes shifted side to side, "Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes!" Alastor said as he laughed as a laughing sound effect played from his microphone.
Zestial chuckled in amusement, "There too hath been rumor of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy." Zestial said as his cloak flares open briefly, "Tell me, how dost thou fall in such folly?" the Spider-like sinner asked.
Alastor spun his cane as he walked along, "That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories!" he said as they continued walking.
"T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor." Zestial chuckled, "Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm!".
"Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!" Alastor said as he, Zestial and the Egg Boiz walked into an alleyway with a row of lifts. The security camera in said alleyway spots Zestial walking in view, but Alastor's image glitches when the camera is on him.
Zestial and Alastor get into one elevator. The Egg Boiz attempts to follow, but Alastor blocks them with his cane, "No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return." Alastor commanded, The Egg Boiz saluted and the lift began its ascent.
The Egg Boiz stays in position before they notice something in the leaving lift, "Oh, look. Frank is up there" said one of the Egg Boiz as they see one of their own in the lift, pounding on the glass unnoticed by the demons.
Another Egg Boi looked at the one who spoke with a questioning look, "We have names?" he asked.
The lift reaches the top of the building and opens, where Alastor, Zestial and Frank walk out. Frank watches as other Overlords demons come out of other lifts and go into another room.
One was a gigantic dinosaur like sinner with vibrant dark and light pink skin skin with wild long green hair with pink streaks, her clothes torn and were black leggings, a bright pink jacket with green fur lining and black and pink boots that had different patterns from the other, she stepped over him due to her massive stature.
Another lift opens as a sinner walks out with a skull head surrounded in blue flames and wearing a black suit of sorts with any exposed body part being blue flames acting as a construct body, on his head he had large black downward horns.
Coming out of another lift to greet that Overlord was a female overlord that looked to have been from Victorian times, she was a very tall and slender demon who stands taller than Alastor, with wide hips, pale gray skin, and a mouth with black lips and sharp light pink teeth. She also has dusty-pink cheeks, white-and-gray hair with pink streaks, and like all residents of cannibal town, her eyes are pitch-black with no irises or pupils and displays no physical evidence of having a nose.
Her clothing suggests high-class fashion of the Victorian era, which consists of a large, pimped-out sun hat that is colored in a shade of maroon, with two skulls that are colored in a grayish-pink and red-pink, three dark burgundy flower-like decorations located at the brim, and large plumes which are black and pink-red respectively. In addition, her hat also includes pink frilled-trim around it, along with black lining inside.
She wears a pale-maroon and pale-burgundy dress which includes puffed shoulders, thin pale-maroon swirl-like stripes on the high black collar, black-trimming around the waist and on the long sleeves' ruffled cuffs, and three black stripes and black trim located on the hem. Under her dress, she wears a pair of black kitten-heeled shoes.
She greets the Flame skull sinner before the two follow the others, just then two more lifts open up as two more sinners arrive.
One of them was an eleven foot tall, 600 hundred pound sinner with thick, large muscles. He has light gray skin, thich eyelids without eyebrows, a strong jawline with two teeth popping out from the lower jaw, the one on the left being gold. He wears a dark gray business suit with black leather trimming on the opening and collar, a light gray dress shirt underneath, a red tie with silver metal plating on the end, black leather belt and metal plated boots. His right eye is black with a red iris, while the left is black but the iris is completely white, hinting to him being blind in that one. He had stitches going down his right eye. He wore a dark gray fedora with black leather trimming around the opening, with a spikey top. He is bald.
From the other lift was a female sinner that seemed to resemble an egyptian Sphinx, she had brown fur all over her body with wings on her back, one wing was covered in brown feathers, while the other was covered in cybernetic armoring, showcasing the brown feathers but also having a silver frame around the limb, she wore a green dress with gold jewelry on her wrists, neck and ankles, which she didn't wear shoes as she had paws, she had one jade green eye while the other eye was an cybernetic prosthetic, having a blue light as the iris, she also had long brown hair with a golden crown upon her head with emeralds embedded in the crown, her tail had the same brown fur with the tip having a darker shade of brown with a metallic bracelet attached at the tip.
"Two-Ton" greeted the Sphynx sinner in an Egyptian accent.
"Osirusel" Greeted the muscular sinner, now known as Two-Ton in a Boston accent, much like a mobster.
"Some of your boys came to one of my workshops for some prosthetics, I assume you're reclaiming turf again?" Osirusel asked.
"You know da boys, dey don't like the careful route, once turf comes around, my boys will try anythin' to get der hands on it" Two-Ton explained.
"Well just make sure they don't get their heads blown off, my team don't make prosthetic heads…yet" Osirusel said with a teasing smirk as they walked into another room.
Frank follows them all in and stands near Alastor's seat. The female overlord in the red dress sat next to Alastor and turned to look at Frank and he waves. She smiles widely at him, showing her pointed, knife-like teeth. Frank hides behind Alastor's chair as another Overlord walks to the head of the table.
The Overlord was a tall demoness with an hourglass build, light gray-magenta skin, and long, thick white hair with black streaks. Her hair is usually kept into a pair of large beehive-like horns by thin, ballerina-like black ribbons.
Her mouth features black lips and noticeable fangs inside, and she has a marking colored in a darker shade of her skin tone resembling a mask that envelopes her eyes, which themselves have white irises, red sclera and slit-like pupils. Her arms and hands are colored white from her deltoids down, with her hands being rather large in proportion to her body with black nails. She also has bridged wrists, instead of the alignment of her arms narrowing at the wrists like most people or demons.
She wore attire similar to a ballerina, which consists of an off-the-shoulder black dress with white buttons and white stripes located down the front and at the rim of the spiked skirt, which includes magenta lining. She also wears black, waist-length stockings covered by white ballerina shoelaces, she was walking on the tips of her toes in her ballet slippers, she also accessorized with a set of hoop black earrings, despite appearing to lack ears.
"Welcome, Hell's sovereign overlords." she greeted as the Overlords sat in their seats, "I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at risk with the new Extermination schedule." she explained as she pounded her fist on the table, "We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest."
Zestial is then seen taking his seat next to her, "Zestial, so good to see you, my friend." she greeted.
Zestial summoned a teacup and saucer as he drinks tea, "Enchanted as always, Carmilla." he greeted back
Carmilla looks at the Overlords who arrived before noticing Alastor, "Alastor?" she questioned
"Yes, I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!" Alastor said as he smirked.
"...Not really. But welcome back in any case." Carmilla said to which Alastor narrows his eyes and looks offended in Carmilla's general direction, as if he actually wanted the attention.
"This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost" Carmilla explained as a slide is projected onto the wall behind her, handled by the two sinners who were at the hotel before, "With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we-" before she could continue, the doors to the meeting room burst open.
Walking into the room was Velvette, talking on her phone, most likely to her partners.
"Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought." Velvette laughs as she rudely walks in, "Yes, I know. They're all a joke." she laughed while looking at the other Overlords, specifically Carmilla.
Two-Ton glared at the youngest Overlord in the room as he didn't like others insulting him or his allies indirectly, "Hey!" he called out while slamming a fist down on the table, allerting the other Overlords around him and getting Velvettes attention as she raised an eyebrow in confusion, "Got somethin' to say, say it to our faces instead of da fucking phone with your pals" he said while glaring at her.
Velvette gives a glare of her own before putting her casual tone back on while on her phone, "Call you in a bit, thank you, V. See you soon. Kisses, darling." She then hangs up and looks to Two-Ton, "Anyone ever tell ya that it's rude to interrupt someone on the bloody phone?" she asked.
"Says da bitch who interrupted the meeting" Two-Ton argued, "I swear one of dese days you and the rest of ya buddies are gonna regret da things you do".
"Oh please, like what you do is anything important you godfather wannabe" Velvette said as Two-Ton got more pissed before she sat down at the opposite end to Carmilla.
"Nice of you to join us, Velvette." Carmilla said with a stressed tone, already hating how an argument was starting already, "Will your... colleagues be joining?" Carmilla questioned, finding Velvette's presence very annoying to her was stressful, hoping she didn't need to deal with the overly confident TV demon and the perverted insect who can't understand boundaries.
"No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent." Velvette said.
"Charming. So, as I was saying, we need to discuss-" before Carmilla could continue, Velvette interrupts as she waves her hand in the air to get her attention, "Yes?" Carmilla answered.
"On the subject of discussion…" Velvette starts before she suddenly takes out the head of an Exorcist and throws it onto the table. The other overlords look at it and mutter to each other.
"Holy shit!"
"What in the name of Anubis!?"
"Oh! Tasty…"
…the last comment seemed pretty obvious who said it as Carmilla narrowed her eyes at the head and then to Velvette, "Where did you get this?" she questioned.
"We found it during Extermination day." Velvette answered, "If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed." she said before she stood on top of the table, "We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan-" Velvette stops talking and she and the other overlords look at Zestial, who is sipping his tea loudly and aggressively to drown out Velvette.
Zestial then stops drinking as he speaks, "If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meager proof, thou art far more... foolish than I bethought." Zestial commented.
Velvette scoffed at his comment, "Meager proof? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?" she asked.
"We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing, mightn't they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?" Zestial asked as he drank his tea.
The other overlords mutter in agreement, Velvette wasn't having it however before she noticed Carmilla's expression changed, to which she smiled.
"Oh, I get it. So Grandpa is too pussy to fight, so I guess there's no point, right?" Velvette said as she got up in Zestial's face, "Oh, what's the matter, Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for-" Right before she could continue, Carmilla starts to get into her face, expressing outrage
[Play "Respectless"]
"~You better show some respect!~" Carmilla instantly sang as music could be heard, "~Check your behavior! no one speaks to Zestial that way!~"
"~Did you expect us to sit back and take your, insolent brazen display?~"
Velvette seemed uninterested but then she smirks and laughs before she too begins to sing with the music becoming more upbeat, "~You got it twisted, I'm not the one who needs a new attitude!~"
"~Maybe you missed it, but I'm that #Bitch and I will do nothing less than what I please, whoo!~" she sang as she took numerous selfies.
"~I'm the backbone of the Vees,~"
"~Mad that I acted respectless? Well, it's cause no one could respect this!~" she sang as Velvette then got directly onto the table as she walked across it.
"~Sorry, group attendin'! Since when are Overlords too scared to fight?~"
She then got in the face of the blue fire skull Overlord, "~You're long past trending! Sorry, bae, but I ain't swiping right!~" she then got off the table as she walks passed Zestial, "~You've lost your relevance-~"
"~We can't act without more intelligence.~" Zestial sang back as Velvette groaned.
"~Ugh! No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast!~" Velvette is then back on the table as she walks along it away from Zestial and Carmilla.
"~You and the Vees are inane and uninformed!~" Carmilla sang as she glared at Velvette, "~Smug wannabes who don't heed when you've been warned!~"
Velvette turned around with a smirk, she now caught Carmilla in her little web, "~Oops!' Did I strike a nerve?~"
"~'Cause when I brought out the angel's head,~" she sang as she then threw the severed Angels head across the table toward Carmilla, "~couldn't help but observe, that your wrinkled face was turning red!~"
"~And why are you avoiding war? That's what the guns you sell are for!~" Velvette sang/questioned as she approached Carmilla before kicking the Angel head away, "~Thanks to my being respectless, one thing I'm starting to suspect is~" she then got in Carmilla's face,"~You know why this angel's headless! Do you have a disclosure?~"
"~This meeting's over!~" Carmilla sang and finished the song as she and Velvette glared at each other.
The other overlords are all staring at Carmilla and Velvette in silence before Alastor finally decides to break the silence, "That was a productive meeting!" Alastor said before Two-Ton is seen pushing his chair out and standing up before walking over to Velvette and Carmilla, not that the former noticed.
"Hm. Fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! Kiss my arse!" Velvette exclaimed as she turned, only to bump into Two-Ton, who basically towered over her, both in height and width.
"Allow me to "escort" you out" he then grabbed her and turned around, afterwards he brought one of his hands to her face before flicking his fingers at her face, which thanks to his strength, ended up sending Velvette flying out of the meeting room.
Soon the other Overlords started to leave with some complaining it was so short and such, however Carmilla leaves from a different door to a room beyond the meeting room, to which the two demons beside her followed in concern.
"Mother?" one asked which meant the two were Carmilla's daughters, not only did they follow her, but Zestial did also, Alastor noticed this as he was walking towards the lifts.
"Hmm. Well that's interesting." Alastor pondered aloud before noticing Frank, he then hatched a plan.
"Oh Alastor you crack up even yourself~" he thought to himself, he was always a fan of bad puns, he then pointed at Frank with his cane, "You, little egg creature. I have a job for you." he said.
"Oh. Yes, boss!" Frank said as he saluted.
"Follow them!" Alastor commanded and pointed to where Carmilla and the others went, to which Frank saluted and ran after the overlords who went into another room.
The scene then changes to Charlie, Vaggie and Angel standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping noises can be heard in the background. Angel looked satisfied with himself, Charlie looked incredibly shocked, and Vaggie looked very angry.
"Angel! What the actual fuck?!" Vaggie exclaimed angrily.
"No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!" Angel said before pointing to a poster on the wall, which does indeed read "No bond stronger than those formed through bondage".
"Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh, hmmm," Charlie tried to find the right words to say.
"What makes you think anyone would be into this?" Vaggie asked angrily
They then hear purring, to which they look and see Husk, who is purring as he gets massaged by a succubus looking sinner.
"You know, I, I don't hate this." Husk said as he chuckled.
Niffty, near Husk, is then seen wearing a dominatrix outfit.
"I'm ready to punish some bad boys!" Nifty said as she held a crop in her hand while giggling.
Seeing Niffty and her outfit, Husk immediately gave up, "...Never mind, I-I'm out!" Husk said as he walked off.
GhostFire is seen trying not to get involved in the sexual activities as they try to not get close to any demons, Cartman is seen just leaning against a wall on his phone, ignoring everything.
A demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and starts giving her a massage. Other demons begin coming towards Charlie and rubbing themselves against her, "Okay, hello there. Hi. Um. Hm. Hm," Charlie said as she felt overwhelmed before Vaggie pulled her away from the demons.
"Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting." Vaggie said before realizing something, "Wait, where is Kenny?!" she asked.
Nearby, Kenny is seen standing completely still, while standing next to a pile of what can be best described as Hells equivalent of Playboy magazines, he was blushing immensely under his mask as he couldn't keep his eyes off the magazines and the many variety of female models on the covers, before some Succubi demons walk up to him.
"Hey there puppy~ wanna have a good time?~" one asked.
"Wanna have a special treat~?"
"I bet you're a good boy aren't you~?"
Kenny's blushing increased tenfold as he was practically turning red before he felt something grab his tail, to which he looked and his redness quickly disappeared but he soon turned completely white, at seeing Niffty giving him a flirty look.
"Ready to receive your punishment, bad boy?~" as she said that, Kenny instantly bolted as he ran away from her, Nifty soon following him.
Back with the others, Charlie tries to reassure her girlfriend, "It's no big deal, Vaggie. You know, maybe I can just help, uh-"
"No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down." Vaggie said as she walked away from Charlie, "I just need to teach them, the way I was taught…" Vaggie said as she smiled with excitement when she had the perfect trust exercise for all of them.
The scenery changes to the group standing on a rooftop with half-destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise had taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background, demons screaming, and explosions booming.
"THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!" Charlie exclaimed in question over the many screaming demons.
On the ground, demons are shooting each other, brawling with weapons, and one demon is on fire, screaming and running around while others are still enjoying the carnage.
Back at the rooftop, Vaggie starts to march like a drill sergeant.
"There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!" Vaggie spoke like a Drill Sergeant before a loud explosion appeared in the background, sending shockwaves that sways Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile. Vaggie advances on Pentious
"You," Vaggie started as she picked up Pentious
"Wait, wait! I can't fight without my minions-" Pentious exclaimed before he was thrown off the building.
"Are gonna survive together!" Vaggie continued before turning to Angel Dust.
"And you," Vaggie said as she picked up Angel Dust.
"D-don't you even think about it-" Angel tries to say before Vaggie throws him down too.
"Are gonna make this hotel work!" She said before she then grabbed GhostFire who looked extremely not ok with this idea.
"Wait wait wait can't we do something better-" was all they said before Vaggie threw them down, she then eyes Cartman who hissed angrily.
"Nuh uh! No way! Not gonna happen bitch!" He yelled before she grabbed him and held him up, "PUT ME DOWN! I HAVE ATHORITAH! YOU HEAR MEE?! RESPECT MA ATHORITAH-" Cartman couldn't finish before Vaggie threw him off the building.
While Kenny wasn't ok with this idea, he did find joy in Cartman being thrown off the roof, "Suck on it pussy" Kenny thought to himself with a smirk.
Niffty is then seen bouncing next to Vaggie, her arms raised with excitement., and psychotically smiling with anticipation.
"My turn, my turn!" she said giddily as Vaggie picks up Niffty as Husk goes back into the inside of the building, not wanting to get involved and realizing how far this exercise has gone. Vaggie makes to throw Niffty, but Charlie snatches her up before she can.
"Vaggie! No!" Charlie exclaimed.
"This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie." Vaggie said, trying to prove her point.
"No, it's not" Charlie said as she put down Niffty, "There are other ways. It just takes time!" As Charlie talks to Vaggie, Niffty looks back at Charlie, asking to be lifted. When Charlie ignores her, Niffty jumps off of the building herself. In the off-screen background, Pentious, Angel, GhostFire, Cartman and Niffty are heard fighting against hordes of demons.
"Time we don't have!" Vaggie argued, "How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway?" Vaggie said before she turned away from Charlie.
"Vaggie," Charlie said in a concerned tone, Kenny watched as he also felt concerned, was Vaggie putting too much pressure on herself?
"I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you two." Vaggie said as she turned back to Charlie and Kenny, as she took Charlie by the shoulders, "I'm supposed to never fail you." she said before she goes back to the edge of the rooftop
"I BLAME YOU FOR THIS, YOU CRAZY BITCH!" Angel's voice can be heard from below.
"You didn't fail me. Vaggie, you're not-you're not-" Charlie spoke as she tried to find the right words before Vaggie stopped her.
"If I can't help you, what's the point of me?" Vaggie said as a large explosion is heard and causes a gust of wind to blow past them all, during which several screams are heard, one of which being from Ghostfire.
"AHHH, SOMEBODY HELP ME!" They screamed with several gunshots and loud bangs were heard.
Charlie gasped at Vaggie's words, "Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's-"
Vaggie stopped her as she looked away, "I'm sorry. I'd... I'd like to be alone for a minute."
As Charlie walks to the other side of the rooftop, an exhausted Angel comes out of the door, carrying a battered, but intact Sir Pentious, before he throws him onto the roof.
"Made it!" Angel Dust groaned as he tried to catch his breath.
Charlie walked to the door in a saddened state, "Let's go home, guys." she said
"Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!" Angel Dust exclaimed in annoyance before he started pulling Sir Pentious down the stairs, Kenny stayed behind as he looked to Vaggie with concern.
"Are you sure?" he asked.
"...I'm sure Ken, I just need some space" Vaggie said as Kenny looked saddened as his ears flattened on his head as he went to leave to the stairs before looking back to her.
"Alright…see you later" Kenny said as he left, as Vaggie sighed, now on the rooftop by herself, looking at all the destroyed buildings around her.
The scene changes to show Carmilla Carmine, her daughters and Zestial all in a room together, with Frank spying on them from behind a pot plant. Carmilla mutters in Spanish as she pours herself a drink, before beginning to down the bottle instead of the glass she poured for herself.
"Carmilla, what troubles thou?" Zestial asked, "Losing thy composure is unlike thee."
Carmilla sighed, "It's nothing, Zestial, really."
"The felled angel... t'was by thy hand, was it not?" Zestial asked
"Let's not talk about it." Carmilla said, trying to avoid the subject.
"Mom, maybe he should know." one of Carmilla's daughters said.
"Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this." Carmilla said as she tried to avoid the conversation.
Zestial then laid his hand on her shoulder, before singing in a soulful tone.
[Playing Whatever It Takes]
"~What weighs on your soul, old friend? I implore you to share the load!~"
"~If it was thou who slew the angel, why not let your strength be known?~"
Carmilla looks unsure to Zestial's idea as then she started to sing along, "~I always thought…~"
"~That I would keep blood off my face.~" she sang before standing up and walking around the room.
"~But when that thing attacked, I had to act, to cross that line and keep them safe.~" she sang as she looked at her daughters.
"~But if anyone knew, then all of Hell would rise to war, and who's to say?~"
a guitar begins playing as Carmilla's Voice raises while singing as she stares out the windows. "~Who'd survive the fray? I might lose the ones that I'd been killing for!~"
"~So, I'll, I'll be your keeper!~" Carmilla's daughters then come over to her and she wraps her arms around them, "~Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes!~"
I'll keep you safe and keep this secret.~" as Carmilla sang she looked at Zestial, who seemed surprised that Carmilla wanted to keep him safe as well.
The scene changes to Vaggie, now at the foot of the hotel and beginning to climb up it
"~When I saw your face, you made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place~"
"~And it felt so good to be understood!~"
"~But there's so much I wished that I could say~" as she sang Vaggie then leapt onto a part of the hotel that had a ship's lookout nest attached, to wish she held onto the ropes and leaned off of it.
"~So I, I'll be your armour~"
"~Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes~"
"~I'll spend my life being your partner~"
The scene changes back to Carmilla's office as she sang, "~And I don't know what we might face~"
"~But I know I can't replace you~"
"~So I'll do anything to save you~"
It then changes back to Vaggie as she sang into the sky, "~And I will try to make your dreams come true~"
Soon the Both of them were singing from their own perspective locations, "~Whatever we go through~"
"~I know I~"
"~I'll be your keeper~"
"~I'll be your armour~"
"~Whatever it takes~"
"~I'll make the mistakes~"
"~I'll make the mistakes~"
"~Whatever it takes~" Vaggie finishes the song as she stares into the sky.
The scene changes to the Egg Boiz scavenging for weapons, parts, and garbage in a dumpster.
"Ohhhh, this one smells like fun, Oh, I love garbage." one of the Egg Boiz said as he laughed.
As Alastor is seen waiting by the elevator, Two-Ton walks over to the radio demon after exiting the elevator himself.
"Al? Da hell are ya doin' waitin' round here for?" Two-Ton asked.
"Oh nothing much, just waiting for an acquaintance" Alastor said.
Two-Ton gets a suspicious look before he asks Alastor, "Say, while your waitin', mind explaining something to me?".
"Hmm I suppose so, as long it doesn't involve a certain TV head or lacks entertainment" Alastor said as he smirks.
"Well den, why are you spendin' your days at dat Hotel with Lucifer's girl?" Two-Ton asked, "I'd figured that with the shortened time of the extermination, you'd be wanting to spend your days doin'…whatever twisted things ya think up, instead you're helping her cause?"
"Oh that's quite simple, after so long without proper entertainment, that Hotel is the perfect place for new and raw amusement to be bred and born!" Alastor explained, "To see worthless sinners try and fail to redeem themselves to a goal that can never be accomplished, all the while trying over and over as they are doomed to repeat a pitiful cycle, for my enjoyment" Alastor smiled wickedly as his statically aura appeared around him.
When Alastor explained, Two-Ton picked up a tiny nugget of information he was quick to pick up on, ""After so long"? Does this have anything to do with your 7 year absence?" Two-Ton asked, to which Alastor's eyes widened before looking to Two-Ton dead in the eyes.
"Ohoho Two-Ton, nothing really happened out of the ordinary during that time, so it shall never be discussed" Alastor explained.
Two-Ton narrowed his eyes at Alastor as he wanted to know more, but with Alastor and his ways, he knew getting answers from the radio obsessed demon would be like getting paint to stay wet out of the can, impossible, so he decided to leave it at that.
"Fine, be like dat" Two-Ton said casually as he made his way to leave, "But sooner or later, I and every other Overlord in Hell will find out soon enough, your secrets can't be secret forever" He said as he took out a large cigar and lit it with a lighter before smoking it and leaving.
Alastor watches the muscle-bound Overlord leave before the elevator door rings before the Egg Boi, Frank, walks out, he's about to join the others when Alastor stops him with his cane.
"So, what did you hear?" Alastor asked.
Egg Boiz then proceeded to explain, "First, the old guy w-was all, "Y-you're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all , " Whatever it takes "" The Radio Demon's eye begins to twitch as he listens to the little egg ramble on, his patience slowly becoming thinner.
"And then what was the last thing?" Alastor asked, wanting to cease the seemingly endless explanation.
"She killed the angel?" The Egg Boi repeated.
Alastor smirked as he knew this information would be useful, "Interesting. Lets keep this between us" he said as he made an evil grin that statics the area for a brief moment, "Shall we?"
"You got it, boss!" Frank said as he saluted, unfazed by Alastor's power.
Back at the inside of the hotel, Charlie was looking down after a disastrous trust exercise as Kenny was seen getting her a cup of water while he was having a soda, the Vaggie came on the balcony to see her.
"Hey." Vaggie said as she waved.
"Hey." Charlie replied also waving as Kenny waved too.
Vaggie then sighed, "I'm sorry I got so crazy today." she said.
"No, no, I'm sorry." Charlie said as she held Vaggie's hand, "I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier, but we'll figure it out, together." Charlie said as Vaggie smiled, thankful Charlie didn't have any bad feelings after previous events, "I mean, look what your exercise did for them." Charlie said as she pointed to the group below in the parlor
It then pans over to Angel, Pentious, GhostFire, Cartman and Niffty laughing amongst themselves after one crazy battle against the demons in a turf war.
Angel Dust laughed as he recalled the events, "And then, when that buff guy started beating the shit outta you!"
Sir Pentious laughed as he remembered what happened, "Yes, and with the dismembered arm, Yes, that was... particularly unpleasant." he said as he briefly stopped laughing and remembered it wasn't a fun part.
Niffty giggled as she tapped her fingers on the table, "I liked that part" she giggled as Pentious still felt uneasy around her.
"Well... hey," Pentious then looked at Husk who walked into the parlor with a bottle from the bar, "At least you can take a beating like a champ." Husk said as he walked over and pats the snake sinner on the shoulder, "You did okay, new kid."
"...Really?" Pentious asked, "Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old, rough and tumble today." he said as he laughed before slithering to Angel Dust, "And uh, thank you for pulling me out of there." he thanked.
Everyone laughs with enjoyment, but Niffty slightly ruins the moment by continuously laughing maniacally, causing the other three to stop and witness her insanity.
GhostFire then walked to Angel, "Well I should thank you as well Angel for pulling me out of there, I'm not used to gang fights, or fights in general…I think I might be traumatized after that more than my death" GhostFire stated.
"Hey, I'm just glad I survived that bullshit" Cartman commented on the couch, "I mean, I clearly was the best out there, but ya know, whatevs".
"Well, how about that?" Vaggie commented as she was surprised her ideas actually got through to them.
The front door then opened as Alastor entered the hotel with the Egg Boiz minions tailing behind him. Vaggie notices them and calls out to Alastor.
"Alastor. failed to get rid of the eggs, I see." she said with a smirk.
"Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful" Alastor commented with his own smirk, as he kept the knowledge obtained from the meeting to himself.
"Why don't you give them back to Pentious." Vaggie suggested, to which Pentious heard this and got teary eyed.
"Really?" Pentious asked
"Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons." Vaggie said with a serious tone.
Pentious instantly slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz as Alastor walks away., "Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah, it's so good to have you back." he said before he dropped the Egg Boiz, "Now, go clean my quarters this instant!" he ordered, at his command, the Egg Boiz immediately scatters away as Charlie and Vaggie watched them leave.
"Maybe, things 'll move faster than you think." Charlie commented.
At the end of the day, Pentious is seen getting ready for bed in his room with his Egg Boiz in tow and pajamas as his bed was shaped like a nest.
"Ah! How was your day with Alastor, my minions?" he asked
"It was awesome boss, I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur!" Frank explained
"Mmm, that's nice." Pentious commented.
"And the knife lady killed an angel! And I... was not supposed to talk about it."
"Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow," Pentious said, seemingly not believing what Frank has just said, "but now is time for sleep. Good Night Eggies.~" he said as The Egg Boiz rolled over to Sir Pentious and cuddled together as Frank yawned to sleep.
Meanwhile, Kenny was seen putting on his pajamas in a bathroom which were mostly red with black lining, he then takes off his mask, which reveals the large scar around his muzzle, it was almost crater like as well as multiple slash marks along the already crater scar, he gently touches the scars as he then quickly washed his face with some water, before putting the mask back on as he stared into the mirror above the sink.
"...I have a very, very bad feeling about what's to come," he said to himself before leaving the bathroom to sleep for the night whilst turning the bathroom light off.
Welp there we go guys, I hope you enjoyed this newest chapter, lot of hard work put into it, so now lets go into some of the differences.
So first up, NEW OVERLORD OC's, we have Two-Ton, who is Blackskulls Overlord OC, he's essentially a head of most Mobs in the Pride Ring and takes his work and stuff very seriously, his inspiration comes from the Guns, Gore and Cannoli series, least I think he is anyway.
Then there is MY Overlord OC, Osirusel, she is a Sphinx demon who works with making cybernetic enhancements and prosthetics for many demons in Hell, not just Pride but all the rings, she may or may not have a dealership with Asmodeus if ya get my drift, also since me and Skull noticed there were plenty of Egyptian themed sinners in Hazbin Hotel, I decided, what the heck, they are her staff, she tends to hire egyptian themed sinners to be both on brand and to provide jobs.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed, cause now…NEXT TIME ON HAZBIN HOTEL: HELLHOUND KENNY AU
When Charlie thinks that getting some more sinners to join the hotel would be a good idea, her and some of the gang go out to recruit some, but soon it proves to be more difficult than before, but then Kenny and his group find a sinner who could possibly be in need of some redemption in their life, who knows, but one things for sure, this guy seems to do well with an audience, so tune in next time for…
Web of Laughs