Sup everyone, another day, another chapter, honestly this one is going to be a doozy since it's pretty much an entirely new plot line created by my buddy Blackskull, hope you guys enjoy the chapter He came up with.
The Hotel was relatively calm as a new day started, Husk is seen cleaning some glasses in the bar as he observed the other residents doing their own things, Angel Dust was laying on the couch while Charlie and Vaggie were talking with GhostFire about the Exterminations, while Kenny leaned against the wall in the parlor with Niffty slowly creeping towards the hellhound without him noticing.
"I-I still don't get it, why would Angels wanna kill us every year?! Angels are meant to be all good and holy and stuff right?" GhostFire asked.
"Not really, what is said on Earth is somewhat true, but in reality Exorcists Angels fly down every year to slay Hell's sinners to make sure it doesn't overpopulate and don't "rise up" and stuff" Vaggie explained, to which it didn't help GhostFire calm down, as they seemed more freaked out.
"Doesn't help that some Sinners down here aren't exactly helping disprove that" Kenny said before suddenly yelping, to which he lifted his tail to reveal Niffty gripping onto it with a flirty look.
"I can make all that go away for you bad boy~" Nifty flirted to which Kenny quickly shoves her off his tail as he backed away in fear.
Angel, seeing this, laughed at Kenny's fear of the small maid demon, "Oh come on pup, It can't be that bad to let her have some action, bet you're curious about it too~" he teased until an empty box is thrown on his head before he rips it off of him, "Ok seriously! Where the fuck do you keep getting those boxes?!" he asked as Kenny quickly starts running away from Niffty
Cartman is then seen walking into the bar as he sits on one of the stools as he watches what is happening before looking at Husk, "So what'd I miss" he asked as he pulled out a bag of chips from nowhere and started snacking.
"Princess and her girlfriend are talking to the flaming mess about the Extermination, Spider fuck over there is doing his usual teasing on the kid and Nif is flirting with the kid, again, to which the kid is running for his life" Husk summed up without much care.
"Pff, why's the mutt so scared of the bitch?" Cartman asked as he snacked, leaving crumbs everywhere as he ate, to which Husk's eye twitched at seeing the mess being made on his nice clean bar.
"For one, the kid isn't at the age to be thinking about sex and all that ya dick, second, Niffty is one hell of a messed up hodgepodge of fuck ups that you don't wanna know" Husk said as Kenny and Niffty ran past them, "You don't wanna know, she told me and I regretted so I'm telling you, you don't wanna know" Husk said as he grabbed a cleaning rag from under the bar, "Now get the fuck outta here if your gonna make a mess!" he said as he whipped the rag at Cartmasn who yelps in pain before hissing at the winged cat demon.
"Ok ok fine! Sheesh such a fucking dumbass" Cartman mumbled as he left while still eating the chips.
Husk watched the fat hellcat leave before turning and suddenly seeing Alastor leaning against the bar with his wide smile, which briefly freaked out the bartender, "Fucking christ! Jesus Al don't do that!" Husk said as he glared at the radio demon.
"My apologies Husker, I just can't help but enjoy watching the chaos unfold before me" Alastor said as he watched the other residents, from Kenny running away from Niffty to GhostFire panicking, even Angel Dust having a box thrown at him was enjoyable to the radio demon.
"Yeah well while you're doing that, I'm taking this more seriously, I mean we only have what, 5 months left till those holy bastards from above come back to slaughter us?" Husk said as he scowled, "It's not gonna be very "entertaining" when they come to kill us all".
After calming down GhostFire, Charlie and Vaggie then helped their son as the former grabbed Niffty while Kenny hid behind the latter.
"Alright, so what's our next plan?" Vaggie asked as Charlie placed Niffty down and pushed her away, to which the small demon got distracted by a bug crawling on the floor nearby as she pulled out a large knife to stab it.
"I'm not sure, I mean we have done trust exercises and such, but it's not exactly that busy with 4 sinners on the path to redemption" Charlie said as she tried to think of any ideas.
After Kenny calmed down, he walked around Vaggie as he stood between the couple, "Well why don't we go get more sinners?" he suggested as Charlie and Vaggie looked to him in surprise, "I mean, I know we haven't had the best luck when the counter was cut in half, but it's somewhat calmed down after the news, so maybe some sinners might actually be willing to join up if we try, the more sinners we bring in the better the chances right?" Kenny said.
Charlie smiles as she hugged Kenny, "Oh you just have the best ideas sometimes!" She said as she gained a determined look and separated from the hug, "Your right, the more sinners we bring in! The better chances we have to make redemption work!" She then started to walk to the front doors before stopping, "Oh but, I don't think me and Vaggie can cover all of the city in one day".
Vaggie and Kenny pondered before the former had an idea, "Why don't we bring the others along? We can expand our search for redeemable sinners that way".
"Huh, that can work" Kenny said, "But we can't ALL go, some of us need to stay here to keep the Hotel safe" Kenny suggested.
Suddenly Alastor appeared behind them from rising out of a shadow, "If it's all the same to you I shall remain here" He said, surprising Vaggie and Kenny as they backed away from him, "As much as I would love to observe you all fail at this attempt, I would love to get started on one of my radio broadcasts today, a certain TV head is proclaiming a marathon of his "greatest hits" and I wish to make sure his ratings fall" Alastor said with a evil grin.
Not wanting to get in the way of Alastor's task they decided to let the overlord stay as Kenny looked to Husk, "Hey Husk you wanna come?" he asked.
"Nah, I'm good, besides someones gotta keep an eye on Niffty" he said as if on cue, Niffty is seen cannonballing at Kenny who dodges and quickly hides behind Vaggie again, "Case in point".
Soon the gang had left the Hotel to search for sinners to redeem, the group consisted of Sir Pentious, Cartman, GhostFire, Angel Dust, Kenny, Vaggie and Charlie, the group left the path leading to the hotel as they stood outside the gates.
"Okay gang, we got a whole city to look for sinners to redeem, let's make every try count" Charlie said as the group went to work.
The process then began as the group were seen trying to get sinners to join the hotel, with little to none success.
Charlie first tried getting sinners to join as she held some fliers, only to be ignored or rejected, she tried to speak to a sinner that looked like a plant but got ignored, then tried talking to a sinner that resembled a chihuahua mixed with a goat but they rejected her flier and ripped it to shreds, she then talked to one sinner that looked like a walking shark but he tried to smack her away, only to be met with a spear to the eye thanks to Vaggie.
Nearby, Angel Dust is seen trying to flirt with a pretty tall demon dressed in a blue suit with a skull for a head, "Hey there handsome, how'd you like to join me someplace special?~" before he could get an answer however, Kenny grabbed Angel and pulled him away.
"Not like that you idiot" Kenny said as he dragged the porn star away.
GhostFire was then seen trying to talk to some sinners, but after seeing one that resembled skeletal remains and another that looked like a rotting crocodile corpse, they became frightened and ran away before hiding behind Angel Dust.
Meanwhile Cartman wasn't putting in the effort like the others as he just wandered around, not talking to any sinners that came close to him as he just ignored them, while Sir Pentious, wasn't doing well, thanks to him being known to attack and claim turf before, some sinners just stayed away from him as he tried to talk to some, only for the sinners to immediately walk away.
As the hotel residents walked around, a dog sinner was seen rummaging through a trash can before seeing them, he saw GhostFire and recognised them immediately before scurrying to an alleyway.
"Boss! Boss boss! It's that fire freak! The one who got rescued by the princess!" The dog sinner said as he approached a familiar gang of biker dog demons, the leader, after hearing what the sinner said, scowled as he and the gang looked past the alleyway and saw the group, growling at seeing the Princess.
"Ah hell, we can't fight the princess again, not after last time!" Said the leader.
As the gang watched, they noticed Kenny dragging both Angel away after flirting again and Cartman to get him involved in the task at hand, as one of the members then looked to the leader, "Hey, ain't that the Princess' brat?" he asked.
"Yeah, so what?" asked another member of the gang.
"Well, instead of going after the fire head from last time, we snatch the brat?" the last one asked before getting hit in the head by another member.
"You crazy?! Do you not remember how the princess acted last time?! Who knows what can happen if we take her kid".
"Or…" started the leader as the gang looked to him, "What she would do to get him back" the leader smirked as he had an idea as he rubbed his hands together, "I got us a plan boys, we take the kid and hold him for ransom, the Princess would have to pay us in so much moolah, we'd be running the town like kings!" Said the leader as the gang soon had the same smirk as he did.
After some time the group kept getting rejected and ignored by many sinners everytime they encountered one.
"Hey, maybe we should split up" Kenny suggested, "I mean traveling as a big group is going to be tiresome, plus we can cover more ground that way".
"That…, actually sounds like a good idea" Vaggie commented.
"Eh I don't know" Charlie said apprehensively, not entirely ok with the idea of splitting up.
"Come on Mom, I'm sure we can get some more sinners if we expanded our search area" Kenny said, Charlie was still against it but as she looked at Kenny, who was giving his own equivalent of puppy dog eyes, she sighed.
"Alright, lets split up" Charlie said as they planned the groups to split up into.
It was then decided that the groups would be Charlie, Vaggie and GhostFire as the first group, Sir Pentious and Cartman as the second group and Kenny and Angel Dust as the third group.
"What? No way, we are not leaving Kenny with Angel" Vaggie denied.
"Why not?" Angel asked.
"Do I really need to list out the reasons?" Vaggie asked as she scowled at him.
"Come on Vaggie, I'm sure it will be fine, besides, I doubt Angel would actually put Kenny in a dangerous situation" Charlie insisted.
Vaggie looked to Angel as the porn star stood next to Kenny who was patiently waiting for the groups to split, she sighed before looking back to her girlfriend, "Alright, but if Angel takes him anywhere that he shouldn't be, I'll make sure it never happens again" Vaggie said as she glared at Angel as she was speaking, while bringing her spear out.
Soon the groups had split as they went in different directions around the city, as Kenny and Angel walked through the streets of the city, Angel had started to chat with the hellhound teen.
"Look it ain't like I don't appreciate Charlie giving me a place to stay and all but it's not like my "going clean" and this redemption gig is gonna last, I mean my job has needs ya know?"
"Dude you're a porn star, what else is needed in your career that prevents you from staying clean or ruins your redemption process?" Kenny asked.
"I mean my boss val practically gives us the stuff needed for scenes and such, alcohol, drugs and all that stuff, it don't matter unless it satisfies his sick kinks" Angel said as he looked less than pleased when talking about his boss.
"You know I don't think I know much about your boss" Kenny commented as he then saw Angel giving him a serious look.
"Pray that you never meet him kid, or else he'll see you as another "worthy talent"" Angel said as he did finger quotations which concerned Kenny.
"Angel, if your boss is that much trouble, why do you still work there?" Kenny asked.
"Its…its complicated kid" Angel said as he looked away from Kenny, but as the two walked and were about to pass an old book store, when suddenly something was shot out of the door of said store and landed before the two.
Taking a closer look, the two noticed it was a sinner as he stood up, he was a lean, tall spider sinner with a slight belly. Like Angel Dust he was spider themed. He was about the same height as Charlie, with yellow eyes with black around the irises. Only his two main ones have irises, the other six are just straight yellow and are placed with one on the upper and lower back of each of the main ones, and the last two pair on the back of his head. Giving him full 360 vision, two thin black eyebrows are above his main set of eyes. His face is more spider-like than Angel Dust, with two large spider mandibles and four small fangs in the center. Dark gray fur, and four fingered hands. He wore a light green buttoned shirt, dark green shorts with a black leather belt strapped around the waist. Dark gray strap shoes and white shocks.
Soon walking out of the book store was a sinner that looked like an owl as they had a classic librarian look to them.
"I am sick and tired of you constantly flirting with the customers in my store! You are FIRED Weber!" said the owl sinner before walking back into the store and slamming the door, before a sign was soon put up with it saying "Now Hiring".
The spider sinner, now known as Weber, groaned as he glared at the store.
"Yeah well FUCK YOU! You fucking head twisting sack of feather shit!" Weber said as he turned to walk away, only to notice Kenny and Angel Dust, "Oh…hi there" he greeted.
"Uh…hey" Kenny waved, "I didn't know there were other spider sinners besides you Angel" Kenny said.
"Dude, not all sinners have their own "Special" look to em" Angel pointed out as Kenny walked over to Weber.
"You ok there?" Kenny asked the spider demon.
"Yeah I'm fine, just another job lost, no biggie" Weber said with a shrug.
"No biggie? You mean this isn't the first time?" Kenny asked.
"How many times have ya gotten fired for this to be normal for ya?" Angel asked.
"Oh you'd be surprised, my history with losing jobs isn't that hard to understand" Weber said as he started to explain his previous employments as several flashbacks started.
The first flashback showed Weber working on a coffee shop, to which he is seen flirting with a customer that resembled a female snake sinner with green scales and wearing a black dress, however what had Webers full attention was the snake sinners large breasts that she had, however this immediately got him the boot as the owner of the shop caught him flirting rather than working and fired him before throwing him out.
Another flashback then showed Weber working in a fast food joint, he was working on a grill when he is then seen looking at another female sinner, this time a sinner that looked like a black rat and was a janitor, he was looking at her ass instead of the grill, which then caught on fire, he is then seen being strangled by the owner of the fast food joint and then being fired.
Then another flashback showed him on top of a paint shop, only instead of working, he was drunk and dancing on the roof as his dancing showed him swaying side to side to thrusting and even twerking, before the owner of the paint shop came out and threw a paint can at Weber, hitting him in the head and making him fall off the roof, to which the owner proceeded to fire him right after.
The flashbacks end as Kenny is absolutely shocked with his jaw dropped and his eye twitching, while Angel Dust was laughing his ass off as he couldn't help but find the spider demon's previous employment history hilarious.
"Ohohoho man! You have like, the WROST job luck if you're that damn horny and reckless" Angel said as he stopped laughing as he gave a flirty look to Weber, "Maybe you won't mind a little "pick me up" if ya know what I mean".
"Nah" Weber said, "No offense but you're not my type" he said, which not only surprised Angel Dust, but also Weber himself.
"Huh, never had this happen before" Angel said. "Ya sure about that hot stuff? Ya know not every guy gets a chance to nail this piece of ass right?" asked the porn star.
"Sorry ma spider from another web, buuut ... .I ain't into dudes. I mean you're cute and all, but thank you no thank you." The fellow spider sinner responded.
Kenny then shook his head before looking at Weber, "So, what are you going to do now?" he asked.
"Eh, not sure, I've been pretty much fired from almost every store in town, doubt any other place will hire me" Weber said with a shrug. "Worst case scenario I could do online stuff, maybe cringe videos or crap like that." he added.
As Kenny processed that information, he suddenly had an idea, he smiled before walking over to Weber, "Hey Weber, if you aren't job hunting for a while, why not come join the Hazbin Hotel?" he asked, to which Weber gets confused before Angel grabs onto Kenny's shoulder.
"Uh hey, give us a quick moment" Angel said as he dragged Kenny away before talking to the hellhound, "What was that?"
"What was what?" Kenny asked.
"That! Why are you asking him to join the hotel, we just met the guy after he was fired" Angel pointed out.
"Oh come on Angel, we need more sinners at the hotel and I think he might be a possible candidate" Kenny said, "Besides do you really wanna share another sharing circled with Pentious and the fat tub of lard?" Kenny asked.
"Ok 1, we're gonna have to talk about your hatred for that cat, and 2, how can you be sure he's good enough for the hotel?" Angel asked.
"Well if my moms can accept you, Sir Pentious and Cartman, then I think Weber can fit in perfectly" Kenny said.
"Uh hey" the two then looked to see Weber having a confused look as he approached them, "What's this about me joining your hotel?".
Kenny approached Weber as he began to explain, "Ok so, my mom, Charlie Morningstar, Princes of Hell, wants to help sinners by rehabilitating them, since rehabilitation centers aren't, popular here, she decided to make it a hotel, the Hazbin Hotel offers food, a place to stay, protection against angels and exterminations AND can get you on the path to redemption and get to Heaven, where you can live happier and free from all your past sins!" Kenny explained as he hoped Weber would say yes, if his normal explanation didn't work he really didn't want to resort to a back up plan, "I really don't wanna sing the song mom made" Kenny thought to himself.
After a few seconds, it seemed Weber was considering the offer, until, "Yeah no, sorry, not interested" Weber said.
Kenny's eye twitched in irritation before he exclaimed, "Why?!"
"Sorry kid, it's just not my style" Weber said as he began to walk down the street with Kenny and Angel following him, "It's like, well, how do I put this…" just as he began to explain, a musical beat is heard as nearby homeless sinners can be seen banging their hands and or heads on trash cans for the beat
[Insert Song: Free Spider [Hot Wings parody]]
"~Party in the Ring of Pride baby~" Weber said as the beat picks up as other sinners are seen around, assumingly making random sounds with various objects, but the sounds were coincidently making the music that is heard around.
"~I wanna party, I wanna samba, I wanna party, I wanna samba~" Weber sang as he also slightly danced when walking while Kenny and Angel followed, noticing the music all around, "~I wanna party, and live my life!~"
"~My life~" some background sinners sang along, surprising Kenny and Angel.
"~I wanna party, and be Free~!" Weber sang as he slides over to an empty trash can before grabbing the lid of it and started playing it like a small drum, "~I wanna be free, be free as a bird~"
"~But you aren't a bird~" Angel pointed out in the song.
"~Oh yeah you right, so I'll be free as a Spider then~" Weber sang as he then stood onto a wooden plank that was placed on a paint can, before the raised part of the plank was hit by a falling sinner, which caused it to shoot Weber up in the air who then attached a string of web from his mouth onto a nearby building.
"~Ok~" Angel shrugged as Kenny quickly grabbed him and dragged him along to catch up with Weber.
"~I'd climb so high that I'd need to come down for oxygen~" Weber kept singing as he swung off the web and on top of a building as he kept dancing, "~Cause when it starts baby, there is no way in stopping it~"
"~Cause I just wanna live my life and party~" Weber sang as he sang whilst hopping over building after building while still dancing, "~All I want is to be free and work my body~!"
"~Been all around the ring and I wanna live my life in Hell! In Hell! In Hell, I realize!~" As he sung he leapt off the building and used a web to land safely, before the whole area changed from the streets to a nightclub with plenty of sinners dancing, Kenny and Angel looked surprised at the location change before the latter just went with it and started to dance along as Weber also danced with the sinners.
"~I wanna party~"
"~Party~" Angel sang along as he danced.
"~I wanna samba~!" Weber sang as he started dancing with some sinner ladies dressed like strippers on a stage.
"~Party~" Angel sang more as he was seen dancing with some male sinners at a bar.
"Angel!" Kenny exclaimed as he tried to avoid the sinners that appeared from nowhere.
"~I wanna Party~"
"~Party~" Angel and Weber then managed to be in the others' range whilst dancing. "~And be free~!" They sang together before Weber slid over to a lone stage as he started to freestyle dance.
"~I'm that samba samba, master, master, master, master, master, push out sound from my ghetto blaster, blaster, blaster, blaster, blaster~" Weber sang whilst freestyle dancing as Kenny and Angel watched
"~You dance fast but I dance faster, faster, faster, faster, faster~"
"I don't know about you kid but I think he's fine as he is" Angel said to Kenny as the hellhound gave an unsure look.
"I don't know AD, I can feel that he needs our help, I just know it" Kenny said.
"Well while you think on that, Ima enjoy this moment!" Angel said as he kept dancing whilst Kenny just remained still, watching.
"~You too slow, you need to catch up~" Weber said as he briefly stopped dancing as he looked to Angel and Kenny from the stage, "~You can dance and dance but!~" he then leapt off the stage and into the crowd, to which he landed and the crowd moved away to let the spider demon dance on the floor.
"~I wanna party~"
"~Party~"
"~I wanna samba~"
"~Party~"
"~I wanna party~"
"~Party~"
"~I wanna Samba~"
"~Party~"
"~I wanna party, and Live me life~"
"~Live my life~"
"~I wanna party~"
"~Party~"
"~And be free~!"
Soon the crowd of sinners starts to hype up Weber as the crowd gets louder and louder with Weber enjoying himself, he then spins as he enjoys the surroundings before stopping his spin, only to see a growling dog in his face.
The surroundings change back to the streets as Kenny, Angel and Weber soon see they were surrounded by the dog gang that chased GhostFire some time ago.
"...Hey" Weber greeted as the leader walked over through the gang members, "You guys uh, looking for something?" He asked.
"Listen up you spider freaks" the leader addressed Weber and Angel, "We won't do much to ya, if ya give us the hellhound runt" he said as he pointed to Kenny, who instantly went into a stance in case a fight occurred.
"Whoa whoa whoa" Angel said as he put two of his four arms in front of Kenny, "Who do you think you are? Do you know who this is? This is the son of the Princess of Hell, you touch one hair on his head and you're gonna either get a spear in the gut or singed fur all over" Angel threatened.
"Oh trust me twinker bell, we ain't afraid of the princess and her hussy girlfriend, we got surprised last time, this time" the leader snapped his fingers as each of the gang members pulled out weapons, from standard pistols to knifes, "We will make sure she fears us" the leader said as he smirked.
Weber gained a nervous look while Angel and Kenny glared at the gang, before Angel's lower arms sunk into his body before they grew back out with his extra arms too, now holding his tommy guns as he fired them at the gang, who quickly avoided getting killed though some still got shot.
"Come on!" Angel exclaimed as he, Kenny and Weber ran.
"Grr, DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!" The leader yelled as the gang members soon ran after them on all fours while barking madly.
Meanwhile, Charlie, Vaggie and GhostFire are seen still trying to convince sinners they come across to join the hotel, after some more declines, the trio stop for a moment as Charlie sighed.
"I guess Sinners still don't want to join" Charlie said before she turned to notice GhostFire still seemed down, "Hey GhostFire, are you ok?" she asked them.
"...not really" they admitted, "I'm sorry, I'm still not getting used to it, I mean I know you explained it to me plenty already, but I still can't believe this is happening, it's like a never ending nightmare" GhostFire said.
Seeing that the fiery sinner is still struggling, Vaggie looked around the area they were in before spotting a coffee shop, "How about we take a break, you could use one GhostFire" Vaggie suggested.
"Vaggie's right GhostFire, come on" Charlie insisted as the trio walked to the coffee shop.
As they entered the coffee shop, Charlie and GhostFire sat at a table while Vaggie went to get coffees for the three of them.
"I'm sorry I'm bringing down the mood, it's just, I really, really want to believe this isn't happening, I mean, being in hell, heaven wanting sinners dead for good, even my suicide, I still can't believe it, I still wonder if I'm even worthy of redemption like you say" GhostFire said.
"Of course you are GhostFire" Charlie reassured, "I understand your struggling, I know plenty of sinners down here are still struggling like you, but I plan to help them and you, to get through these times and get to heaven where you belong".
"You really think someone like me can get into Heaven?" The red sinner asked.
"I do," Charlie responded with a smile.
Vaggie then approaches as she holds a tray with 3 coffee cups, "Besides, at least you got a good group of friends to keep you company and help you get through your struggles, everyone can make mistakes, but how you handle them is up to you" Vaggie said.
GhostFire pondered on their words as while they weren't put at ease immediately, it was nice to know they had friends to help them, "I guess you're right" GhostFire said as they smiled.
As Charlie took a sip of her coffee, she then thought about how everyone else was doing, "Hey do you think the others are doing ok?" she asked.
"If anything hon, I think Kenny might be the only one who can get shit done" Vaggie answered as she drank her coffee.
"What about Pentious, I'm sure he might be able to bring in some people," Charlie said.
"Well…" Vaggie said as she thought about how Pentious and Cartman were doing.
Meanwhile with said demons, Pentious was trying to give a flier to some passing demons, only to be wacked in the face with a wooden plank, Cartman however just sat on some broken debris and laughed at Pentious attempts, which had mostly been resulted in the snake demon getting hit in the face.
Back at the coffee shop, Vaggie assumed they weren't doing much, "I'm sure they're fine" she said to reassure Charlie, "Still, maybe it would be best to call Kenny to be sure they are doing ok" Vaggie suggested.
"Sounds good" Charlie said as she brought out her phone before calling Kenny.
Meanwhile, Kenny, Angel and Weber are seen still fleeing from the dog sinner gang, Kenny then heard his phone ringing before he answered it quickly while running, "Hello?!"
The scene then changes to a split, having Kenny on the right and Charlie on the left.
"Hey Kenny, how's it going?" Charlie asked.
"Not great right now mom! We got a big problem" Kenny exclaims before narrowly avoiding bullets shot at him.
"Wait what's going on? Are those gunshots?!" Charlie asked in a concerned tone, which also caught Vaggie's attention as soon as she mentioned gunshots.
"Gunshots?!" Vaggie exclaimed.
"Me and Angel were going to convince this sinner named Weber but then this gang of dog sinners appeared and wanted to take me!" Kenny explained as he ran.
"Ok ok, where are you?! We'll come and get you" Charlie asked, however before Kenny could tell where they were, a bullet shot through Kenny's phone, destroying it.
"FUCK!" Kenny exclaimed as he, Angel Dust and Weber kept running.
Back at the coffee shop Charlie was very panicked as the call was cut off randomly, "Kenny?! Kenny?!" Charlie exclaimed in worry before getting up from her seat and looking to Vaggie, "We need to find him!"
"Right" Vaggie said with a nod as she, Charlie and GhostFire ran out the shop, "Call Pentious and tell him to help search for Kenny with Cartman" Vaggie ordered as the trio went to search for themselves.
Back with Kenny's group, Angel Dust was seen trying to fend off the gang with his tommy guns as he managed to kill one or two of them but the gang was surprisingly big as more and more appeared from nearby alleys.
"Oh come on how many of these bitches are there?!" Angel exclaimed as he kept shooting.
"Does it really matter?! Just keep running!" Kenny exclaimed as they ran, Weber was also trying to get the gang to leave them alone as he was shown throwing random objects at the dogs chasing them, from trash cans to empty beer bottles.
"Aahhhhhh, stop chasing us you fucking fliebags!" Weber screamed as he threw more objects at the canine sinners, mostly more beer bottles and porno magazines. Around three of the dogs stopped moving after they got glass shards smashed into their faces from getting hit with the bottles, one on the other hand stopped running after picking up one of the dirty magazines that struck his face and reading the contents.
As they kept running, they soon saw the path they were on was going to split into 3 streets.
"Crap, which way?!" Kenny asked.
"How should I know?!" Angel exclaimed as they kept running, without much of a choice, Kenny, Angel Dust and Weber ended up splitting up as they each took a path with the dogs still chasing them. As both Angel Dust and Weber each went their own way, Kenny was left to run down the path closest to the left, eventually leading to him running down an alleyway.
He soon found himself at a dead end as he panicked, "Fuck fuck fuck! No no no!" Kenny exclaimed as he looked behind him whilst pulling out his ninja stars, he then saw the gang leader and some of the other gang members approaching.
"Now that your stupid friends have ditched ya, your coming with us runt" said the leader.
"Make me you bastard!" Kenny growled as he was prepared to throw his ninja stars, "Who the heck are you anyway!?" he asked, hoping to buy some time for Angel Dust to show up for backup.
"You can just call me Lasher, cause thats all you gonna know before we break those legs if you don't come with us" The leader, now known as Lasher said as he and his gang members approached Kenny, suddenly they were shot at with web balls which distracted them, Kenny then looked to where the web balls came from before seeing Weber above the alley on top of a building.
"Suck it ya furry bitches! Bet that wasn't the first time ya got something white and sticky blasted on your ugly mugs!" He mocked as he soon crawled on the side of the wall.
Kenny was surprised by this turn of events. But before he could say something, the spider sinner quickly snatched him up and placed him on his back. As the leader was trying to rip the webs off his face Weber was crawling over the building with the hellhound grabbing on his back tightly. With great speed the two of them moved on the other side of the building, once on the ground they both ran as fast as they could before eventually finding themselves in a large clearing.
"Hey, thanks for that!" Kenny said as they ran.
"Don't mention it, we animal bros gotta stick together" Weber said as the two then saw Angel Dust run into the clearing as said sinner noticed them as well.
"Hey you two! You managed to give those bitches the slip?" Angel asked.
"I think so" Kenny said as he hoped that Lasher and his gang didn't know the area well enough to catch up to them.
However, just as the three of them managed to catch their breath from running, they heard barking rapidly approaching before they turned to see Lasher and the rest of his gang quickly approaching.
"…Fuck" Kenny said before the three of them were surrounded again by the gang of dog sinners.
"Nowhere to run now brat" Lasher said as he approached them as he pulled out a knife, "Now, you're coming with us, we're getting us a ransom and none of you are stopping me!" Lasher threatened as he got closer, with Weber and Angel getting in front of Kenny to protect him.
Although, before Lasher could do anything however, he gets blasted with flames in the face, which singed most fur on the top half of him, Kenny, Angel and Weber look in surprise as they turned to see who did that, to which they saw Charlie, who looked extremely pissed at the gang.
"None of you are laying your filthy hands, On. MY. SON!" Charlie exclaimed, currently in her Partial Demon Form with both her hands engulfed in burning flames.
Before any of the other gang members could do anything, some of them were suddenly either stabbed or cut in half by Vaggie as she used her spear to attack them. Tearing through several of the canine sinners with fury burning in her eyes.
"Damn! Who the two chicks?" asked Weber watching as several more of the dogs were either burned alive or sliced into severed meat.
"They're my moms," Kenny explained.
"...Adopted?" Weber asked as he didn't exactly believe them to be his birth moms.
"Yep" Kenny answered.
"...Damn" Weber simply said with a blush as he watched Charlie and Vaggie fight the gang members. "They're hot as hell" The spider sinner thought as he kept watching Kenny's mothers wreck the sinners around them, the young hellhound notices the arachnid's expression and raises an eyebrow.
"...yes, they are also both happily together and are not looking to bring anyone else into their mix." Kenny elaborated with a bit more tense at the end, hoping to drive home his point.
"Wwwhhhaaattt?, Ha, I don't know what you're talking.., I mean ... .Is there really n-" Before Weber could finish, Angel joined in.
"Ya, ya might wanna stop while ya ahead hotpants" The sinner advised his fellow spider demon.
Kenny then saw some of the dog sinners try to sneak behind his moms, not liking the idea of them getting hurt, he pulled out his ninja stars and threw them, hitting the dog sinners right at their faces, some in the eyes too which made them miss their targets, Charlie and Vaggie noticed this and couldn't help but smile at their son's precision.
"Nice hits Ken!" Vaggie commented as she blocked a knife swing. She quickly grabbed the sinner's arm, changed her position and snapped it in half.
Deciding to aid in the fight, Angel quickly uses his tommy guns to fire at more of the gang members, while Weber did his best to avoid getting shot or stabbed himself.
GhostFire was soon seen dodging and moving away as the fight went on, before suddenly a dog sinner noticed them. "Holy shit, you're that prick from before!" they shouted as they ran towards the red sinner with a knife in their hands.
"AH, Stay back!" GhostFire shouted and they brought out their hands in a defensive stance while turning their head and closing their eyes, bracing for the inevitable. Suddenly, a large burst of flames shot out from their hands, covering the dog's entire body and burning them to a crisp.
When GhostFire noticed they weren't hurt, they opened their eyes and looked towards where the dog was. Laying on the ground in front of them was a crisp husk of burned hair and flesh, Angel Dust and Kenny noticed this and were speechless. Weber was the only one who could manage a response.
"Fuck!" He said, generally impressed before noticing another dog sinner trying to get Angel from behind, Weber then grabbed a brick that was on the ground and hit the dog sinner in the back of the head, the brick shattered but the dog sinner was knocked out effectively.
Soon the dog gang was effectively beaten with them either running away or killed, we then see Charlie hugging Kenny as she kissed his face multiple times.
"Oh my gosh I am so glad you're ok, they didn't hurt you right!? Everything fine? Nothing broken?" Charlie asked both scared and relieved as she checked Kenny's body with the hellhound trying to calm her down.
"Mom I'm fine I'm fine, nothing broken, nothing hurts" Kenny said as he reassured her of his safety, also feeling a little embarrassed with her babying him.
"Yeah the kid's fine, he was pretty badass with those ninja stars" Angel said as he was dusting off his clothes.
"Which might I add am very impressed with" Vaggie commented as she cleaned some blood off her spear with water from a broken hydrant, "I didn't realize you had such good aim with those".
"Thanks" Kenny thanked his mom as Charlie still hugged him, "Besides, I think the real thanks should go to Weber, he helped me escape those guys when I got into a deadend" Kenny said as he pointed to the spider demon.
"Yeah well, it wasn't like I was about to let a kid get killed" Weber said as he then leaned over to Vaggie, "Sup baby, don't suppose you'd consider hanging out with a stud like me?~" he flirted with a deeper voice, before tripping after leaning too much to the side.
He quickly picked himself up from the ground before his pants suddenly fell down, revealing purple polka dot boxer shorts which he quickly hid by pulling back up his pants. Vaggie soon started to giggle from the scene in front of her, with Angel Dust looking at her in disbelief.
"The fuck? Why ya ain't giving him shit or trying to spear him?" he asked, generally confused.
"Hehe, believe me I am just as confused, but I can't help it." She said as Weber is seen struggling to pull up his pants, now laying on the ground with his belt tied around his arms and legs. "He is hilarious," She added with another giggle.
Angel Dust's mouth was open wide and his left eye twitched. "Oh come on! Whenever I do this kinda thing ya chew my damn head off, why is he getting a free pass?"
"You mean besides the fact he saved my son?" she asked, causing him to immediately stop talking. "At the very least he is a hilarious pervert, instead of just a rude one." She added, causing Angel to turn away in a huff.
As Weber struggled with his belt, Charlie stopped hugging Kenny and walked over to the spider sinner, "Thank you Weber, I am so grateful you helped my son".
"Eh no biggie, any decent guy would help a kid" Weber said as he managed to get himself unstuck from his belt.
"If it's not much, perhaps we can reward you with allowing you to stay at my hotel?" Charlie asked as Weber remembered Kenny talking about said hotel before.
"...why?" Weber asked, "Why would you want someone like me to stay at your hotel? All my life here in Hell, I've lost job after job, done nothing but flirt with any lady within my own range, why do you think I'd wanna come to stay at your hotel?"
"Because everyone deserves a chance" Surprisingly, it was GhostFire who decided to speak up as they approached Weber, "Everyone makes mistakes, what matters is that if someone gives you a second chance, it's a good start to correcting those mistakes" Vaggie and Charlie smile as GhostFire explained, using the same explanation they used at the Coffee shop.
Weber is genuinely surprised as he thinks on the offer, as then music can be heard as he starts to think back on his memories of his life in Hell and even before, when he was still alive.
[Insert Heavens Light]
"~So many times I've seen, those more lucky than me, of those not afraid of the light.~" As Weber sings, a dark flashback is shown right behind him, revealing a dark Silhouette of a fat man in front of a laptop, his back facing the audience and presumably Weber when he was still alive.
The flashback behind Weber soon changes to that of the dark silhouette of his human self sitting on a bench, with a seemingly happy couple walking past him. "~They had an almost glow about them.~" Weber closes his eyes as he lifts his head, light is seen faintly shining down on his spider face. "~It almost looked like Heaven's light…~"
The flashback ends with Weber back with the others around him, watching as the spider sinner slowly walks to the left. Eventually he stops in front of a broken mirror leaning against a wall, with his spider face in the reflection. "~I always knew I'd never know, that warm and loving glow, no matter how much I wish with all my might.~" The scene briefly switches to the others, with Charlie hands covering her mouth and her eyes starting to tear up. Vaggie also looks to become sadden, with Angel Dust and GhostFire solemnly nodding to Weber's words. Kenny is left watching and listening awestruck, wondering what Weber's life has been even before entering hell.
The scene switches back to a close up of Weber's face, as he touches it and slowly feels down his spider mandibles. "~No face as hideous as my face…~" he slowly turns his head up to the left, a faint glow of light shines down on him. "~Was ever meant for Heaven's light…~" he then turns around, facing the group.
"~But suddenly without warning I am given a chance, a chance no one as I could ever hope to gain~" The group's faces light up as Weber slowly walks closer to them. "~I dare to dream that they, may even care for me.~" Kenny suddenly walks up to Weber, the taller spider sinner slowly kneeling down to face the young boy, both their eyes filled with small tears. "~And as I look towards what might be, my cold dark life suddenly shines so bright…I swear, it might be Heaven's light….~"
Without any hesitance, Kenny brought his hand up to Weber, "So, ready to take that second chance?" he asked.
Weber smiled as he took the hellhound's hand and shook it, "I am", as he answered Charlie yells in excitement as she brings Weber and Kenny in a hug.
"Oh you're going to love the hotel!" Charlie exclaimed as she started carrying the two of them away to the hotel with the rest of the group following.
"Hey where're Cartman and Pentious?" Angel asked as the group walked away.
Meanwhile Pentious is seen slithering along the streets with multiple bruises and black eyes while Cartman lagged behind, talking on his phone.
"Listen, I know It's been slow but trust me, I'm gonna get some good info shit at the hotel, you just gotta trust the process" Cartman said.
"You better, otherwise your little deal is off" came Vox's voice from the phone, thankfully Cartman was far away enough from Pentious so the snake sinner couldn't hear the conversation, "I want info on Alastor and that hotel's inhabitants soon Cartman, if you don't get me any details within the next month, consider your future as a new overlord and partnership with us terminated" Vox said before the call ended, Cartman glared at his phone as he looked up to see them getting close to the hotel.
"Oh I'm gonna be an Overlord you fucking bitch" Cartman mumbled as he pocketed his phone.
Later at the hotel, Pentious and Cartman arrive at the hotel through the front doors as Pentious slithers into the parlor and flops onto the couch.
"My poor aching body" Pentious complained, "I have never been punched in my eyes so many times before in my life", The snake sinner was bruised all over.
"Eh you'll get used to it" Cartman said as he walked past the couch before the front doors were flung open as the rest of the group arrived, Cartman turned around with a smug grin, "Lemme guess, nobody joined".
"Actually, we got someone to join" Kenny said with a smug smirk back as Weber walked in, Kenny smirked at the shocked look on Cartman's face, "Get fucked ya sack of shit" Kenny said in a hushed tone as he walked past the hellcat, which pissed off Cartman as he hissed at him.
Husker, who was cleaning at the bar, noticed the new sinner and was surprised, "Well shit, you actually got another one to join" he said in a surprised tone.
Soon Alastor then appeared behind Charlie as he had a surprised look, "I see we have a new resident" Alastor said, "I thought for sure all the sinners out there have given up on their sad little lives".
"Well jokes on you, you smiling sack of crap" Kenny confidently said as he got in front of the overlord, "Not every sinner has given up, there are folks out there who DO want redemption, you just gotta find the right ones" He smugly said.
"Hmm, very well" Alastor said as he walked around the hellhound, "But don't come whimpering when this all certainly fails, after all no matter how many sinners you think will come, this redemption plan will burn to ashes like everything else here" Kenny growled at Alastors mocking until he felt something grab his back, he stiffens as he looked behind him to see Niffty glomping onto him.
"The bad boy is back~" Nifty said with her crazed look, before Kenny yelled in panic and threw her off him and ran, with the little maid demon chasing after him, Alastor laughed as he enjoyed watching Niffty chase the hellhound around.
Later, we see Vaggie and Weber walking in a hallway as they pass many room doors before stopping at one, "Alright Weber, this will be your new place to stay" Vaggie said as she opened the door to the room as she and Weber walked inside.
The room was basically a standard hotel room with a simple king sized bed, Weber admires the room as Vaggie leaves to let Weber settle in, to which the spider demon then notices a basket on the bed, which was filled with some treats such as chocolate and some fruits, Weber walks over to it and notices a card saying it was from Charlie and Kenny, the spider sinner smiles as he sheds a tear from his eye, he then starts to look through the basket to see what else he got from the Mother-Son duo.
Meanwhile, Kenny is seen in his room as he sighed to himself, "Another day, another success" Kenny said with a smile as he laid onto his bed, which had red bed sheets, his room was a typical teenages room, having a single bed to himself and a desk with a laptop on it as well as some books, one of which was an open notebook that had some sketches inside, Kenny was about to relax when a certain sound caught his hellhound ears.
"Kzzzt- Sightings show of a new gang taking some sinners hostage yet again, dumb fucks am I right? No one gives a shit but they are holding the hostages in downtown just at the borders of Imp City" an announcement was sent through a roughly made radio monitor Kenny had, Kenny glares at it before jumping off his bed and to a nearby wardrobe, he opens it as he moves some of his clothes out of the way before opening a secret hatch at the back of the wardrobe, which also showed a small light emanating from it.
"Welp, time to get to work" Kenny said to himself as he grabbed something from the hatch, before pulling it out, revealing a purple hood, which had a green Question mark stitched on the front of it.
And done! Phew man this one was a doozy, as you can guess, this was the first original chapter I had to work on, with supervision from Blackskull of course, as it introduced his second original Sinner character to the AU, that being Weber!
Weber is essentially a spider demon, unlike Angel he has more spider look to him rather than just web designs and limbs, he actually has a spider-like face, but his personality however, that is based on a certain meme-able frog from DevilArtemis, if you havent watched a single bit of DevilArtemis…what the fuck are you doing? Go fucking watch him he is a LEGEND.
Now I'm sure some of you are going to ask about that little ending scene in this chapter, so Ima sum it up for ya with a…NEXT TIME ON HAZBIN HOTEL: HELLHOUND KENNY AU
Charlie and Vaggie soon start to notice that Kenny has been acting strange for the past couple days, which also starts to concern the rest of the hotel staff and residents as they also notice he seems to be getting random bruises or cuts, meanwhile news comes up about a vigilante appearing in the streets of Hell fighting the more ruthless sinners, what could be the reason for Kenny's strange behavior, and what's the deal with this vigilante? Find out next time on…
Hell's Mysteries