Here we are folks, another new original chapter for this story, and this time it's my turn with the Chapter ideas, been thinking about introducing everyone's favorite superhero for a while now, so without further ado, this is…
Hells Msyteries
It was a late night in Hell, not that most could tell if you were a newcomer, but those that had been there longer knew when it was day or night, that or you had a clock set right.
It wasn't a calm night however, as seen in an alley, a sinner girl that looked like a white sheep was running from some demons that resembled sharks of different kinds, they ran her into a dead end alley as they tried to mug her.
"P-Please! Let me go" said the sheep girl.
"No way toots, either you's give us all the cash ya got, or we'll gut ya" said one of the sharks as they all brandished their weapons, be it knives or guns as they got closer to her, the sheep girl whimpered in fear as she just knelt down and curled into herself in fear.
However before any of the shark demons could get any closer, suddenly three of them jerked and stopped moving, before falling down, the others looked to see ninja stars impaled into their faces.
"What the-" before one of the sharks could question what happened, a purple blur swooped down and clotheslined him before tackling into another of the shark demons, the rest tried to fight the mysterious figure, but they were not quick enough as the figure blitzed them all, throwing punches and kicks and shanks with ninja stars.
One of the shark demons aimed his gun at the figure but couldn't get a good aim at him, so he shot in hope it would hit, but it didn't as the figure dressed in purple dodged the bullet, then looked to the demon with an intense glare.
"...Wrong choice" said the figure in a deep and rough voice before charging at the shark demon who shot, grabbed his arm before quickly breaking it, making the shark demon yell in pain before the figure grabbed his head and slammed it into a wall, knocking him out.
With that, all the shark demons were either killed or knocked out, the figure looked to the sheep sinner who whimpered in fear, he approached her before offering a hand.
"It's not safe" he said, the sheep sinner slowly reached out to his hand before he helped her up, "Go home quick, these punks won't bother you for a while" he said, to which she nodded and walked away, but she turned back to the alley.
"Thank you for saving-" however as she turned she saw the figure was gone, with no sign of him in sight besides all the shark demons bodies, "...me?" deciding it was best to go home, she walked away quickly, however above watching her leave was the mysterious fighter, he stood on top of one of the buildings as he watched with a careful eye, just as a flash of lightning appeared and showed his appearance, it was a majority of purple cloth in different shades with a lard hood in dark purple with the rest of the outfit a lighter shade, with boots and gloves the same shade as the hood, however there was a green question mark stitched on the hood, but the most recognisable thing about the figure, was the hellhound tail and eyes shown through the black domino mask, as well as the face mask.
It was revealed to be Kenny, before he gave a questioning look to the sky, "...Why the heck was there lightning?" he asked, still in his deep and rough voice.
It was soon the next day in the morning, in the lobby we see Kenny walking in, with a very tired look as he looked to have bags under his eyes, he then walked over to where breakfast was being served before grabbing some cereal, Charlie and Vaggie, who were having their breakfast too, noticed Kenny's tired look and wondered if he was sleeping ok, they set their breakfast aside and head over to their son.
"Hey Ken, you doing ok?" Vaggie asked as they approached, Kenny looked at them as they saw he definitely was tired, he had bags under his eyes but his eyes also looked slightly bloodshot due to a lack of sleep.
"Wha? Y-yeah yeah, I'm fine" Kenny said as he yawned.
"Are you sure? You don't look fine, did you get enough sleep?" Charlie asked worryingly.
"Mom, I'm fine" Kenny said with a smile while rubbing his eye, "trust me, if I wasn't I would say something" he reassured, though neither of his mothers looked convinced.
"You have looked like this for days Ken, maybe even a week. Is there a reason you haven't been getting enough rest lately?" Asked Vaggie with concern in her voice.
"I'm fine, really." The young hellhound once again tried to reassure his mothers as he poured himself some cereal, as he reached for the milk Charlie placed a hand on the little pup's and looked at him with worry in her eyes.
"Kenny, sweety, you know you can tell us anything right?" Charlie asked with all the motherly concern expected, causing Kenny to look away nervously.
"Y-yeah, I know, but I really am fine" Kenny said as he poured some milk in his cereal before eating.
Charlie and Vaggie give concerned looks but didn't want to pester their son about it, so they decide to leave it be for now, "Well if you say so" Vaggie said.
"But remember, we're always here to talk with you, ok?" Charlie reminded her son.
"...Ok" Kenny said as he ate his breakfast while his moms went back to theirs, while feeling bad that he was lying to them, but didn't want to reveal what was really going on.
Later, Kenny is seen walking around the many hallways in the hotel, he was currently thinking to himself about his late night activities, but as he was doing that, he didn't see Alastor walking in the hallway too as he accidentally bumps into the radio demon.
"Gah, ugh sorry Alastor" Kenny said.
"Oh it's fine little pup, at least you don't shed, otherwise I would have sent you to the pound" Alastor said as he was about to walk off when Kenny thought of something relating to the radio demon.
"Hey Alastor, why do you hate modern things so much?" Kenny asked, which stopped Alastor dead in his tracks, "I mean whenever something modern is brought up, you show instant hate for it" Kenny pointed out. "Not to mention you break most modern technology that makes its way into the hotel, if I wasn't guarding it 24/7, my phone would probably be one of your electrical victims".
Alastor turned around to the Hellhound, "Well of course I do, as today's modern society believes everything must be a "touch screen" or "2K" or whatever drivel that means, the proper medium is of the radio, the perfect meals made by the Right people, not the lazy chefs and "Instant ramen" the young ones of today claim are "hip"" Alastor said with many quotation mark finger gestures.
"But modern technology is a major improvement on old outdated ones, even recipes of today actually improve that of the past" Kenny said as he pointed out the good points of modern society, "I mean I can't even remember the last time I seen someone use old radio's like the ones you hoard sometimes", Kenny had found out sometime ago that Alastor tended to hoard forgotten items from his time, which most of the time were old radios.
"Heck even recipes of today have better taste than the ones from your time, cause most old recipes use ingredients that don't match well or outdated for common recipes of today" Kenny explained.
"Well perhaps your generation just don't have the refined taste that mine do" Alastor said as he tried to keep his composure, even though the points Kenny made were aggravating him, "All you young ones do is eat garbage food filled with grease and oversaturation, it's a wonder you can still taste anything".
Kenny growed in agitation, while normally he would be able to keep his cool, however he was still tired which was making it hard for him to think straight.
"Yeah well at least we make food that tastes good, the food from your time was made so fancy it never had taste to begin with, just fancy looks and tasting like dirt!" Kenny argued.
"Oh just like your generation to mock the finer things, I wouldn't be surprised that you rot your brains with the fancy flashing lights on those picture boxes you claim to get your entertainment from" Alastor said as he knew he was pushing the Hellhounds buttons now.
Kenny growled angrily as his eyes briefly glowed before the glow vanished, "You are so goddamn annoying your smiling crap basket!" Kenny said in anger, "Everything I say is positive but you argue against it like you think you're always right! About our generations, even about redemption and the hotel! Why stay here and "help" when you claim redemption isn't possible?!"
Alastor smirked as he found the Hellhound's anger to be funny to him, "Ohoho I believe you know the answer to that, this hotel and its inhabitants are for my entertainment, whatever comes from it is purely for my own enjoyment".
"You are just so damned sure redemption isn't possible, aren't ya?" asked the hellhound who was barely keeping his tired mind in control. "Let me ask you a question then, Mr. Radio Demon. How can you be so sure it's impossible for a sinner to redeem themselves when no sinner has ever tried in the first place?"
Alastor simply smiled, "You answered your own question, no one tried, not possible, why would anyone want to?" Alastor said as he walked around the hellhound, "It's only a matter of time when this all fails" he said as he walked off.
Kenny growled angrily before he walked off too, trying to calm himself.
Meanwhile in the lobby, Weber was seen relaxing on a couch with Angel Dust while GhostFire is also seen sitting in the arm chair in the lobby.
"Man this place is great" Weber commented, "Seriously, I can get used to this lifestyle".
"Eh it ain't all that's cracked up to be, I've been here for much longer and even though Charls and Vags are doing their best, not much comes from it" Angel said.
"I-I don't know, I think it's ok" GhostFire said with a stutter.
"So do I!" GhostFire screamed in shock as Sir Pentious slithered in unannounced, greatly surprising the fiery sinner as GhostFire had leapt up in fright and hid behind the chair.
"Pentious! For the love of hell please stop doing that!" GhostFire exclaimed in panic.
"Stop what?" Pentious asked in a confused tone.
"Suddenly appearing! I already shared about my fear of snakes in a sharing circle!" GhostFire explained, "Look I get your nice now but please, PLEASE, stop scaring me, unintentional or not".
"O-Oh" Pentious said, it had been true that GhostFire had explained their phobia of snakes in a sharing circle before when Pentious had joined, while the snake sinner tried his best to not frighten the fiery sinner, he had a small habit of entering unannounced, which at most times involved GhostFire in the room which led to GhostFire constantly getting frightened with his sudden entrances.
"Anyway, say what ya want Angel, but getting to live in a big hotel with free food and a warm bed, while also getting to live with several gorgeous women at the same time. I feel like I'm already in heaven" Weber stated, remembering how Charlie and Vaggie handled those dog sinners the first day they met.
"Ay speaking of that, what do you see in Vaggie? Charlie I get she's cute and all, but Vaggie? She don't even got tits" Angel said while emphasizing the last part whilst pushing his chest out, making his chest floof look like breasts.
"Besides her fiery personality and looks that can kill? My friend, while she may be lacking in the chest, she's got other things going on. She may not be a Triple D, but she's definitely a Triple B!" Weber explained.
"Triple B?" Angel asked.
Weber simply smirked, "Big, Booty, Babe".
Angel was about to counterpoint but then thought about it, before shrugging, "Eh true".
Before they could continue the chat, Angel's phone started to ring before the porn star answered it, "Hello?" He answered before realizing it was his boss, "O-oh hey Val…w-what's up?" He asked as he listened to his boss on the phone, whilst GhostFire, Weber and Pentious watched as they saw Angel look uncomfortable while on the phone.
After a couple minutes the call ends as Angel hangs up, he sighed in disgust before GhostFire took the chance to ask Angel, "Hey Angel, who were you talking to?" they asked.
"Oh, just my boss Valentino," Angel explained, "Since I work as a Pornstar, a real famous one might I add, Val is basically both director and producer while being my boss, even though he doesn't give two shits about what I think or feel, just how I look or act for this shoots" Angel said, the others give concerned looks as they felt bad for Angel and his situation with his boss.
Meanwhile in Kenny's room, the young Hellhound was seen trying to rest on his bed as he was slowly drifting off into a slumber, that was until buzzing from his homemade radio was hard as he flinched at the sound and tiredly looked at the radio.
"More reports coming in of new coming gang wars, many "innocent" bystanders are in the way and it's a bloodbath folks, also we have reports that Mobster Overlord, Two-Ton, has his own gangs working overtime against any turf that has not be claimed for themselves yet" that wasn't good, Kenny was just getting some good rest in too.
"Fuck sakes" Kenny sighed as he got up from his bed and over to his wardrobe, he looked inside and opened a secret hatch, to reveal his vigilante costume folded into a square pile, with his ninja stars tied together, he was about to prepare to leave on his patrol for the night, when he then heard knocking from his door, quickly he closed the hatch and closed the wardrobe before going to his bedroom door and opening it.
"Hey Kenny, just checking if you're alright" he saw both his mothers at the door, internally he was slightly panicked as they almost found out his secret, "I know you said you're ok but we just want to be sure you know?"
Kenny sighed in slight annoyance, "I told you, I'm fine" he said before letting out a yawn.
"You're making it hard for us to believe that kiddo" Vaggie said as she showed the same concern as Charlie.
"Just please, tell us why you aren't getting enough sleep, we won't question it again" Charlie said as Kenny tried to think of an excuse before sighing.
"Ok…I was, watching some movies late at night" Kenny said, he hated lying to his Moms but he didn't want them to know the real reason, "I just get, really invested in them".
Charlie and Vaggie look somewhat relieved but also still suspicious as they let out sighs, "Alright, just try not to do it again, we worry about you Ken, especially after you almost got kidnapped when Weber joined" Vaggie said.
"Alright, I promise" Kenny said, but on the inside he felt bad, as he couldn't keep this promise.
"Please, get some rest sweety." Charlie said before she came over and kissed her son on the forehead, after that she and Vaggie went out of his room, but not before Vaggie gave the little hellhound a curious look before eventually closing the door.
Kenny waited a moment before slowly moving closer to the door, bringing his ear to the surface and listening carefully as to hear if they were gone or if someone was behind the other end. After eventually finding out he was alone, he went back to his wardrobe and opened the secret hatch.
"Sorry for lying, but I need to do this…" He whispered to himself before putting on his vigilante outfit and opening his window, before jumping out in the night.
Later, Kenny is then seen standing atop one of the many buildings in Pentagram city as he watched the streets from above, in his pocket was his phone which was playing a broadcast from a radio show, that wasn't Alastor, Kenny didn't need the radio overlord spying on him during his patrols.
"Alright folks, now for our next track of this evening we got a special one, a song dedicated to the recent sightings of a vigilante in Hell, ain't that right DoubleTrouble?" came a female host voice from the broadcast Kenny was listening to.
"That's right HotFlare, with the recent activities of this hero, local sinners have been praising him as a new protector against some of the more troublesome guys down here in the pits, now hold onto those hats folks, cause we had previewed this song and it's one heck of a banger" Came a male voice, assumingly this was DoubltTrouble HotFlare was talking to, before music started playing with a guitar sounding off and drums beating.
"Showtime" Kenny said, now with his voice being deep and rough as he starts to run across several buildings rooftops.
[Insert Song: Hell Needs A Hero/parody of I Need a Hero]
"~I'm just a step away, I'm just a breath away. Losin' my faith today. We're fallin' off the edge today~"
A montage of scenes can now be seen as Kenny watches the streets from above, from another's perspective, his eyes were seen as nothing but white, which increased his intimidating look.
"~I am just a man, not a supersinner. I'm not a supersinner~"
Kenny's ear then twitches before looking to the direction his ear twitched, before seeing a sinner gang trying to group up against some imps, he then leapt down from the rooftop towards the scene.
"~Someone save me from this living hell. It's just another infernal war. Just another life torn~"
The group of sinners bring out their weapons, about to attack the Imps, only for a dozen ninja stars to suddenly strike them all down and cause them to either be passed out or dead on the ground. The demons look up to see Kenny's shadowy figure across the street from them. Before they could say anything, Kenny suddenly leapt away and down an alleyway.
"~We're falling from heaven's holy light. Just a step on the edge. Just another day in the fire pit we live~"
It then cuts to Kenny finding more gangs, in which at one point he leapt from a building and threw his ninja stars at the demons before landing.
"~Hell needs a hero to save us now. Hell needs a hero. To save us now~"
A succubus woman was next seen knocked on the group by a crocodile sinner, with a crazed and perverse look in his eyes. The woman closed her eyes and tried to shield herself with her arms, before hearing a grunt and looking back. In front of her was the crocodile sinner, with a large wound on his forehead and who was currently knocked out on the ground. She quickly got up, kicked him on the head and ran away. Kenny was shown watching the event from a rooftop before running away.
"~Hell needs a hero to save our lives. A hero will save us. Just in time. we've gotta fight today to live another day~"
Kenny was shown running down an alleyway, jumping over a dumpster and climbing up the wall by some pipes. Eventually he got on top of a building, where he was shown looking across the entire town as flames, explosions and screams could be seen and heard all around.
"~Speakin' my mind today. My voice will be heard today. I've gotta make a stand, but I am just a man. I'm not a supersinner~"
Kenny oversees the chaos around him as he hunts for more sinners that in his own opinion, don't deserve a second chance.
"~My voice will be heard today. It's just another infernal war. Just another life torn. My voice will be heard today~"
The scene then changes to some sinners that looked like scarecrows trying to sell some drugs that were very much not medicinal, before Kenny drops in, the scarecrow sinners panic and try to take their goods and run, only for the hellhound to stop them, due to their straw-like bodies they fell apart easily, Kenny then took the drugs and disposed of them, by throwing them into a nearby trash fire.
"~It's just another kill. The countdown begins to destroy ourselves. Hell needs a hero to save us now. Hell needs a hero. To save us now. Hell needs a hero to save our lives. A hero will save us all~"
We next see the window of a store get smashed by a trash can thrown through it, with a masked sinner about to climb inside to steal all the valuables he can. But before he could get the chance, a rope suddenly wrapped its way around his neck and he was pulled away from the broken window. The sounds of beating can be heard offscreen until eventually the sinner is seen bruised and tied up with the rope.
"~Just in time. Hell needs a hero to save our lives. We need a hero just in time. Save us just in time. Save us just in time~"
A female Imp is shown walking down the street, before a smaller male imp suddenly runs past her and takes her purse from her. She runs after him, with the thief about to escape when running down an alleyway in the corner. But as the female imp made it to the alleyway the thief entered, she suddenly found her purse laying on the ground, before looking around and seeing the thief hanging on the wall by his clothes with several ninja stars embedded into the wall.
"~Who's gonna fight for what's right, who's gonna help us survive?. We're in the fight of our lives. And we don't wanna die again. Who's gonna fight for the weak, who's gonna make 'em believe?~"
A Cannibal sinner child is seen crying as a very much older sinner, that wasn't a cannibal, had stolen the child's bicycle, before he could get away however, he gets punched in the face, which knocked him out, Kenny is then seen giving the bicycle back to the kid before continuing his patrol, with the child waving goodbye to him.
"~We've got a hero. We've got a hero. Livin' in us all. We've gotta fight for what's right, today I'm speakin' my mind. And if it kills me tonight. I will be ready to die~"
Kenny is then seen overseeing bars as he had noticed Two-Ton's men keeping watch over some of the bars in town; he pockets that information for later as he continues his patrol.
"~A hero's not afraid to give his life. A hero's gonna save me just in time. Hell needs a hero to save us now. We need a hero~"
Kenny is seen rubbing his eyes and having a hard time standing up straight, but the sight of a two headed sinner holding a club and looking like he was about to attack an unexpecting pedestrian made him drag his tired body to the scene. Beating sounds can be heard offscreen, with the two headed sinner revealed to be knocked unconscious with one head with several bumps on it and another with the club broken in half over it.
"~Who's gonna fight for what's right, who's gonna help us survive? Who's gonna fight for the weak, who's gonna make 'em believe? A hero's gonna save me just in time~"
Kenny sighed to himself as he sat down on top of a building rooftop, laying against a wall as he tried to catch his breath and keep awake as he turned off his phone, "Ugh…I am gonna be feeling this in the morning" he said to himself as he sat for a few minutes before getting back up and started to head back to the hotel.
Soon it was the next day, Kenny is seen walking out his room, looking even worse than before as the bags under his eyes had gotten darker and he was having a hard time keeping his eyes open, he wobbled his way out his room and down to the lobby, he is then seen trying to make himself breakfast as he had gotten cereal and tried to pour milk, only to struggle keeping the carton steady and some spilled onto the table, he then took his bowl of cereal and not paying attention, sat himself at the bar, which Husk noticed as he raised a brow at seeing the hellhound.
Kenny sat onto a stool and was about to eat, before losing what strength he had and his head fell into the bowl, splashing milk everywhere, Husk is shocked by this as he quickly grabs Kenny's head and pulls it out the bowl, the hellhound's face now soaked in milk.
"Jeez kid, you aren't doing good" Husk commented, "The hell are you doing that's got you this tired and exhausted?"
Seeing Kenny was not answering and assumed he had fallen asleep, Husk slammed his fist into the bar, startling Kenny awake.
"GAH! What?! Wha? Huh?" Kenny exclaimed.
"I asked you a question, the hell are you doing that's got you like this?!" Husk questioned.
"Duh um, W-Well, I-I was…marathoning some movies last night, got pretty absorbed into it, hehe.." Kenny lied as he was already having trouble getting his moms to believe him, he didn't need the others on his case too.
Husk gave a glare to the hellhound as Kenny was nervous if the gambling sinner was onto him, but Husk sighed as let go of Kenny and went to wiping up the spilled milk on the bar, "Look kid, whatever it is your doing, just don't make it a habit, I've seen people go crazy without a good night's rest" Husk said as even though he didn't buy Kenny's excuse, he was letting it go cause a tired teenager in the morning would be quick to a temper, he didn't need to know what a tired Hellhound Teen could do in the morning with no proper rest.
Meanwhile at Vee Tower, the Vee's can be seen minding their own business in the living room Vox and Val had their discussion about Angel some time ago, Velvette is seen filing her nails, Vox was monitoring his numerous TV screens and Valentino was, as usual, smoking his strange cigars while reviewing his latest pornography's, however their peace was interrupted as one of Vox's interns barges in the room.
"M-Mr. Vox sir!" the intern exclaimed, which had the Vee's all glare at him as the intern shrunk on himself in fear.
"What is it? You know you interns aren't allowed in here unless it's urgent" Vox said as he didn't exactly want to be interrupted with his own free time.
"I-I'm sorry sir, but we just got word that an auction is going to be held closeby, the auction is going to be selling angelic weaponry that has no claimed ownership yet" this news caught the Vee's attention.
"Well that sounds bloody brilliant, but I can't go" Velvette said, "I got a fashion show all week and the girls downstairs are bloody useless without me, the damn cows" Velvette complained as she kept filing her nails.
"Well then guess that means you'll have to go Val" Vox said, which shocked Valentino as he gave an annoyed glance to his partners.
"Why me?!" he demanded.
"I can't go either, I got marathons to oversee on my programs, you however have no scheduled films whatsoever, so you are the only one of us three that can go, and we certainly can't send an intern, not after the last mess up" Vox said as he glared to the intern who shrunk on himself in fear.
Valentino growled in anger as he muttered to himself, he really didn't want to but the idea of owning some angelic weaponry not claimed by Carmine was too great, "Ugh FINE! I'll go!" he yelled.
"Good, make sure you don't let some idiots get their hands on those weapons," Vox said.
The scene then changes to Carmilla Carmine's office, where she and her daughters are also talking about the news of the auction on angelic weapons.
"Mother, did you hear about the upcoming auction?" Clara asked her mother, who was currently going through several documents at her desk.
"Oh auction? On what exactly?" Carmilla asked her daughter.
"There is going to be an auction on some unclaimed angelic weapons that are claimed to be much different than the common variety" Clara said.
"We checked ahead of time and it seems the information is accurate." Odetta added, knowing that many auctions tend to exaggerate or even fake the value of their products.
"Hmmm, if some lower demons were to get their hands on them they could easily climb the ranks, worse try and overthrow an Overlord" Carmilla thought aloud, before she decided, "We'll have to enter the auction also, to make sure not any cocky fools get their hands on them".
The scene then switches to a local bar downtown, owned by none other than the overlord Two-Ton himself. The bar was fairly large with an l-shaped bar and over a dozen stools connected to it. There were several tables served food and drinks to the customers, with sinners and demons of various sizes and shapes enjoying their time.
Meanwhile at the vip table in the back, Two-Ton himself was sitting down having a large glass of expensive liquor along with several of his men. Just as he was getting his glass refilled by an ox sinner, another one of his men that looked like a metallic mantis with four arms, the upper being mantis-like and the lower being humanoid, came rushing over to the large overlord's table.
"B-Boss!" The mantis sinner said as he was catching his breath after reaching his boss's table.
"What is it?" Two-Ton asked as he took another sip of his drink.
"W-We gots word of an auction going on, it's gonna be selling some top of da line stuff boss" The Mantis-like sinner said.
"Auctions down here say dat shit all da time ya mook, let some other overlords deal with it" Two-Ton said as he drank more.
"B-But sir, the stuff dey are sellin? Its brand new and super rare Angelic weapons!" This got Two-Ton surprised before he spits out his drink in shock, the other mob members also look in surprise as Two-Ton looks to the mantis sinner in a serious glance.
"You sure about dis?" he asked.
"Y-Yeah boss! 100%, even Carmine's daughters were scoping the place, if they were there it's gotta be legit right?" the Mantis sinner explained.
Two-Ton thought it over before asking, "When and where?".
"This Friday, at an abandoned warehouse just by Osirusels turf!" the Mantis Sinner said.
Two-Ton then grabs the rest of his drink and downs until the glass was empty then looked to his men, "Alright boys, get prepared, we got an auction to go soon and I don't want anyone unprepared 'case we got ourselves a shootout"
Many of his men started to leave to prepare, as Two-Ton thinks to himself, he had a feeling something would go wrong, so he was going to make sure he'd be prepared.
A couple of days pass, back at the hotel, Kenny is seen in his room also preparing, he had known about the auction also, for days longer than when the overlords got the news of it and he was going to make sure that no one, not even the overlords would get any of those holy weapons.
Before he went to his wardrobe he decided to stop by the kitchen to grab something to eat. It was around dinner time anyway and he knew his mothers would get suspicious if he didn't show up, besides, he was going to need all the energy he had for tonight of all nights.
'I hope dinner will give me the energy for tonight, it's too important and I can't let any overlords get those weapons' Kenny thought to himself as he walked down stairs and to where the kitchen was.
He wondered what was for dinner anyway, knowing it was probably cooked by Pentious as the snake sinner had made most of the meals since he joined the hotel. Say what you want about the snake man, but he has some serious skills in the kitchen.
Before he made it to the kitchen however, he saw everyone in the hotel, gathered in the lobby, all giving him worried looks, all except Cartman and Alastor as the former couldn't give a shit and the latter was just smiling like usual, watching with interest.
"Uh, is there something going on?" Kenny asked in confusion.
"Kenny, please come here and take a seat." Charlie asked kindly, but with traces of worry in her tone.
Kenny had a confused look as he slowly walked over and did what his mother said, "Ok so…whats up?" he asked.
Vaggie stepped forward and kneeled down in front of the chair Kenny was sitting in, giving the boy a concerned look as she spoke. "Kenny, we need the truth." she said, her voice full of concern yet determination.
"Uh…the truth?" Kenny asked, somewhat confused but also a little nervous.
"Don't play dumb kid." came a voice that belonged to none other than Husk, giving Kenny a serious stare with his arms crossed. "These last few days you've looked like a zombie, the hell you doing at night anyway?" the feline sinner asked, causing Kenny to start looking more worried.
"W-What? Come on I told you already, I-I was watching movies, I get invested, is that so hard to believe?" Kenny said with a sutter.
"Kid, you look worse than all the crack addicts in hell combined, trust me I should know" Came the voice of Angel as he gave a suspicious look, "Ain't no way are you just watching movies at night".
"Kenny, you are getting worse and worse each day, yesterday I saw you walking into a wall, for 5 minutes" GhostFire brought up.
"Seriously, nothing is wrong with me" Kenny said as he was trying to end this as soon as possible.
Suddenly Weber walked over to the young hellhound and placed a hand on his shoulder, giving him an understanding nod. "Look Kenny, I think I know what's going on here." the spider sinner said, drawing the attention of everyone else.
"You do Weber?" Charlie asked.
"Ya, and trust me when I say it's not that big of a deal, boys his age can't help but get curious about these sorts of things." the spider sinner further explained, causing Kenny to look around nervously.
"I..I don't know what you're talking about." he said, which wasn't a complete lie.
"Kenny, Kenny. You don't have to hide anything, I mean, look at me and Angel Dust." Weber said as he gestured to himself and the pornstar. "If anyone knows about this kinda thing, it would be us," he added.
"What are you talking about Weber?" Vaggie asked.
Angel Dust also looked confused before catching onto what Weber was talking about, "Wait you think…ohohoho, you literal sly dog Ken" Angel said with a chuckle and smirk.
"What? What does Weber think?" Charlie asked.
Kenny then connected the dots and immediately had a blush of embarrassment on his face, "WHAT?! No no no! I am NOT doing that!"
Soon Charlie and Vaggie also realized what Weber meant, "Weber you can't be serious, Kenny isn't that kind of teen" Vaggie stated.
"Boys his age have urges, Vaggie, no matter who they are, they need to handle these kinds of things." Weber explains, with Vaggie's left eye twitching from not wanting to believe this and Charlie looking shocked from the very idea of her son doing something like that. Weber then turned back to Kenny. "What's important now is to understand when things have gone a little too far and it's time to take a break…, and maybe time to buy some new sheets."
"Dude no! I am not doing that I swear!" Kenny denied, now really wishing this stopped, "I'm telling you guys I am fine, nothing big is wrong with me, I am perfectly healthy and fine".
Charlie then approached the young hellhound with worry in her eyes, "Kenny, you know if there is anything, ANYTHING that is disturbing you, you can tell us, we care about you and want to make sure you are alright, understand?" Charlie said.
Kenny looked down in thought, as he knew he could, but what he was doing was too important, he needed to do this not just for himself, but to help his mother and friends, "Yeah, I understand" Kenny said.
Charlie and Vaggie both looked at their son with pleading looks, causing the hellhound to struggle with a whirlwind of emotions inside of him, fear, guilt, sadness. Yet despite all of this, he couldn't bring himself to tell them the truth. Especially not that night, when there was an auction for some of the most dangerous weapons in hell starting in only a few hours.
He needed to think of a distraction or a reason to return to his room, he was trying to think of something before a rather uncreative thought occurred. "I-I have to use the restroom." the hellhound said before he suddenly got up and began to walk away, everyone's eyes were looking at him concerned, worried and a little suspicious.
Eventually he was back upstairs and went down the hallway until reaching his bedroom door, opening it and quickly going inside.
"I'm sorry everyone, but this is too important" Kenny said to himself as he quickly went to his wardrobe and changed into his vigilante costume, after putting his ninja stars away in his costume he opened the window, however he didn't notice the door to his bedroom starting to open.
"Hey kid listen we're just trying to-" Angel walked in but just caught Kenny jumping out of the window, his eyes widened in panic as he ran to the window, "Kid?!" Angel exclaimed, however Kenny didn't seem to hear him as Angel saw Kenny running away from the hotel and exiting the hotel's ground and into the city, "...CHARLIE!" Angel yelled as he ran out the room to get the others.
Kenny ran as fast as he could before doing through his usual route, he found a drain pipe on a building before using it to climb up, he reached the rooftop as she runs more, jumping from rooftop to rooftop until he made it to his location, the rooftop of the warehouse being used for the auction, he stops to catch his breath. His lungs were desperate for air, not to mention the pain of the grumbles of his stomach, having skipped dinner.
He thought back to his mothers, to all his friends, knowing how they were probably going to find out he was gone and the reactions from them was something that dreaded the young hellhound. The very thought of his mothers scared and sad faces made the boy's heart ache, but he knew he couldn't go back now.
"This is for the greater good" he said to himself as he peered down a skylight that was on the roof, seeing some lower demons enter, he couldn't see the angelic weapons yet so he might have to wait it out.
Just outside the warehouse entrance, multiple vehicles arrived, some were the classic limos and cars, but others seemed more fancy and unique. Not too long until a rather large and armored black limo with what seemed like a bull's horns mounted on the hood arrived, towering over the other vehicles. Once parked, the driver, a one eyed green sinner with tentacles for arms, climbed down, using a built in ladder to get out of the driver's seat and onto the ground.
The driver quickly moved to the end of the vehicle, opening the door and allowing the passenger to step out. The owner of the vehicle was none other than Two-ton, adjusting his tie as his men climbed out of the vehicle also, all armed with guns of various sizes and types.
Soon another limo arrived that was very stylish and seemed to have a white glow to some parts of it, before exiting the vehicle was Carmilla Carmine and her daughters Clara and Odette.
Then finally another Limo arrived, however instead of a black limo, it was red and had pink decor around it with golden rims, exiting the limo was Valentino as he looked pissed about even attending while smoking his cigars while still trying to be the smug overlord he thinks he is. Exiting the limo also were three of his hookers, one being a succubus with curly hair, another a lizard sinner with pink scales and spikes going down her back and the last one a feline sinner with light brown fur, long yellow hair and sharp fangs. They were each dressed in very revealing outfits, and noticeably they all had a black collar around their necks.
"Settle Down everyone, the REAL overlord is here to claim his prize" Valentino claimed as Two-Ton grumbled at the bug's appearance at the auction while Carmilla tried to ignore him.
Kenny saw the overlords arriving and winced in nervousness, "Ok…3 high ranking overlords…this might be more difficult than I thought…but I can do this, right?" Kenny asked himself as he kept watch on the auction.
Back at the hotel, the entirety of the Hotel's occupants and staff were now in Kenny's room, with Charlie panicking.
"I can't believe he ran away! Did we do this?! Are we the reason he ran away?! Have we actually pushed him away by questioning him so much?!" Charlie questinly panicked whilst tears formed in her eyes while pacing around the room, Vaggie instantly grabbed her girlfriend's arms to keep her from pacing around and to calm her down.
"Charlie, calm down, we're going to find him, and when we do we are getting the truth from him no matter what!" Vaggie declared as everyone searched the young Hellhound's room.
Angel Dust is seen moving the pillows away from Kenny's bed before finding the makeshift radio, "Hey I found something, looks like some messed up radio" Angel said as he picked it up and messed with the dials.
"Let me see that." Vaggie said as she took the device, looking over it cautiously.
Just then Niffty ran up to Charlie holding up some scraps of fabric in her arms. "Look what I found." the little female demon said as the princess took the pieces of fabric in her hands with a confused look on her face.
"I don't understand…" She muttered as she stared at the fabrics.
Weber was investigating the desk before finding a sketchbook, he picks it up and flips through the pages before finding a page that was of interest, "What the?" he said as he read the page, on it showed Kenny's vigilante costume, or atleast a sketch of it with a list of materials used for it, "Hey I think I found something, might not be important but it's better then nothing" Weber said as he showed the pages to Charlie.
Charlie read the page and saw a word that was underlined and circled, "Mysterion?" she said aloud.
"Kid must think he's some kind of superhero" Husk said as he took a look at the page also, "Kid's not bad with the design, weird name though".
Soon Vaggie got the radio to work as an announcement was heard "Incoming news, we have word that the auction for unclaimed angelic weapons will be starting within an hour, so if your looking to get your hands on some that isn't claimed by Carmilla Carmine herself, get your asses over to the meetup point, you know damn well where it is, at the abandoned warehouse near Overlord Osirusel's turf, just at the border point meeting with Two-Ton's and Vee Tower territory borders." This news surprised many of the occupants.
"Unclaimed Angelic weapons, you don't think Kenny went there, do you?" Charlie asked with worry.
Weber then noticed a journal on the desk too and opened it to the latest entry, "I don't think so, I know so, look" Weber then showed the latest entry, Charlie and Vaggie recognised the writing to be Kenny's.
"This is it, tomorrow night, I am going to break into that auction and stop whoever gets those weapons, I can't let anyone get them, they could ruin my Moms plans, they could threaten the real good sinners down here to not go to the hotel, I need to stop the auction and hopefully, destroy the angelic weapons before any demon gets their hands on them" the couple widened their eyes at reading the entry, Kenny was doing this, to help Charlie and the hotel? Charlie would feel proud if it wasn't such a dangerous thing for the hellhound to do.
Soon Alastor appeared from the shadows with a chuckle and his smirk, "Hmm it seems you found the little mutt's secret" Alastor said with a chuckle, to which Charlie and Vaggie both looked at him with shock, but also a rising anger.
"You knew about this?!" Vaggie exclaimed.
"Mmm, perhaps~" Alastor teased.
"You knew that our son was going out at night and being a vigilante, fighting possibly very dangerous demons and you did nothing?!" Charlie exclaimed angrily as wisps of flames shot off her body.
"And why should I have any means to intervene?" Alastor questioned, "I am not his guardian nor do I have any care to what the little mutt does or thinks, I observed and watched because I found it hilarious that he thinks what he is doing is right".
"STOP CALLING HIM THAT!" Charlie exclaimed as her voice echoed in the hotel as she briefly transformed halfway to her more demonic form before turning back as she glared at Alastor, "All you have done is insult him and call him names since you arrived, I accepted your help but I will not allow you to call him that!"
"Yeah, what the fuck is your issue man?" Asked a voice, which when everyone turned revealed to belong to Weber. "The kid's trying to help people, what the shit have you done in your life that makes you so important anyway Alastor?" the spider sinner said calmly, yet sternly.
"Why many things my arachnid friend, much more significant than a teenage dog can ever try to outdo, or any of you for that matter" Alastor said as while he was slightly surprised by Charlie's outburst, he kept his calm and smirk.
"Are you serious right now?" Weber mockingly laughed as he slowly walked past everyone, with Husk and Angel Dust giving him a worried look. Eventually he stopped a few feet away from the radio demon, staring at him face to face. "Seriously Alastor, you're a cool guy and all but what is your problem with everyone? I mean, for someone so oppressed with smiling, you sure give people plenty of reasons not to."
"Careful kid." Husk warned.
"Enough!" Vaggie ordered as everyone turned to her. "All we are doing is wasting time right now. Kenny is out there and is probably at the auction right now, an auction filled with both angelic weapons and overlords."
"Vaggie's right, we need to find him before something happens!" Charlie said as she ran out of the room with Vaggie, the others following them. Weber gave Alastor a pat on the shoulder, surprising the radio demon.
"Al, buddy, you might wanna work on your people skills a little." The spider sinner said before hurrying to join the others, leaving the deer sinner alone in Kenny's room.
Back at the warehouse, the Overlords and lower class demons sat inside the warehouse as many sat in groups, the obvious being the Overlords, Two-Ton with his mob, Carmilla with her daughters and Valentino with his hookers, on the roof, Kenny is seen still watching through the skylight as he kept an eye out for any of the weapons while also keeping an eye on the Overlords present.
"Carmilla might not be a big deal if she goes for the weapons first, as much as I hate it, she is the most trustworthy to keep the weapons off the streets from common demons, the mob guy and that bug guy are gonna be a problem though, buggy there must be Valentino if memory serves, also Angels boss" Kenny thought to himself as he remembered seeing a picture of Valentino once from Angel, he didn't memorize much besides a few key details before looking to Two-Ton, "as for the Mobster demon there, he has a lot of guys guarding him, more than I expected, I'll just have to avoid getting shot, like many times before…great" Kenny grumbled as he remembered many of the times he was nearly shot.
Soon a lone demon stood onto the main stage for the bidding, he was an imp with muted crimson skin, curled black and white horns, a triangle-tipped tail, white hair, and black eyes with yellow sclera. He also has a long curly mustache.
He was wearing a white regency shirt, sleeve garters, gray vest, black Kentucky colonel tie, white pants with gray stripes, and black boots.
"I say, I say, welcome one and all to our first ever Angelic Weapons auction, I am Wally Wackford and I will be your auctioneer for tonight's auction, I hope you all brought your cash cause the products we have will blow your minds, figuratively and literally!" the Imp, now known as Wally exclaimed as he held a black cane whilst using it to point to the demon audience.
"An Imp is running this thing?" Kenny questioned, while it wasn't uncommon for Imps to be in Pentagram City, they tended to be away from the city of Sinners, as to not get killed by gangs and Overlords, for one to actually hold an auction AND to be holding onto Angelic Weapons already was making things strange.
"Now I say, I say, let us get this show started with, our first product is some top of the line Exorcist Spears!" Wally said as another Imp pushed in a weapon stand with 4 spears with glowing white spear heads, "We start our bidding at 500 Souls! 500 Souls starting bid anybody? Anybody?!" Wally said extremely fast.
Carmine was first to bid as she held up a sign showing her company logo, "500 Starting with Carmilla Carmine herself! Do I hear a 1000?! 1000 Souls next bidding, next bidding 1000 anyone?" after not seeing someone put another bid after a few seconds Wally gives the verdict, "Going once? Going twice?" he then slams a gavel on the podium he stood at, "SOLD to Carmilla Carmine, pleasure doing business with ya madam!" more imps come in as they carry the spears away to Carmilla Carmines vehicle.
"Ugh, they were gaudy anyway" Valentino muttered.
"Next up on the plate folks we have ourselves a mint condition exorcist brawling gauntlets!" Wally announced as an Imp carries in a pair of very lethal looking gauntlet gloves, with the knuckles having spikes and the wrist guards also barbed with spikes, they were also glowing white which meant it was entirely angelic steel, "Our starting bid for these lovely beauties goes for 2000 souls!"
"Mine!" Valentino exclaimed as he held up a sign of the Vee's own logo.
"An excellent start with one of the Vee's, Do I hear 2500? 2500 anyone? 2500?" Wally asked before another sign was lifted, this time by Two-Ton as he glared at Valentino.
"I bid 5000" Two-Ton announced, which surprised and irritated Valentino.
"An excellent uprose with Two-Ton going for 5 grand! Anybody willing to go higher than the mobster?" Wally asked.
"S-Six thousand!" Valentino stuttered.
"10,000" Two-Ton said, doubling his price to which Valentino growled in anger.
"A Mighty 10 Grand from everyone's favorite mobster! Going once! Going Twice!" Wally announced as Val tried to think of a response but was too late as Wally slammed the gavel, "SOLD To Two-Ton, congratulations my good man, your prize awaits you at your vehicle"
Two-Ton smirks as he sees Valentino grinding his teeth in anger as his hookers try not to get too close to their bosses' fury.
Kenny watched from above and couldn't help but chuckle at Valentino's anger, but he also kept an eye on where the angelic weapons were coming from, from the side of the building, he quietly snuck over to where the side of the building was to see what other products they had.
"Alright ladies and gentleman, our next item of the day is an interesting one, something not commonly seen used by Exorcists, an Angelic Shield!" Rolling out onto the stage was a shelf that contained a rather large shield, its metal was golden with large wing designs around it with a white glow all over, on the front of the shield was a symbol that represented a large eye with multiple rings around it, "This beauty has been tested to resist all kinds of firepower, bullets, spears, machine guns, flamethrowers! Heck one of my own accidentally let it slip into lava and it was perfectly fine, not a single scratch! Let's start with a generous 50,000 Souls!"
"60,000" Carmilla bidded.
"My my 60,000 from Carmilla Carmine! Who would dare to outbid that?" Wally asked in excitement.
"70,000" Surprisingly Two-Ton was one to bid next.
"70,000?! Ohohoho Two-Ton is coming back for another!" Wally announced, "Do I hear a mighty 80,000?".
"I-I DO! 80,000!" Valentino declared.
"90,000" Two-Ton bidded once more.
"110,000" Carmilla bidded even higher.
"110,000 OH MY GOODNESS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! That is the highest bid I have seen in my career! Going once? Going Twice?!" Two-Ton said nothing whilst Val struggled to think higher before Wally slammed the gavel, "SOLD to Carmilla Carmine, you are on a roll madam!".
Carmilla nodded as imps carried the shield away to Carmilla's vehicle.
"Now we shall take a short recess for you all to gather your thoughts and…" Wally then took a large gasp of air, "For me to catch my breath!"
As each of the sinners in the room took the time to relax a bit, Two-Ton is seen walking over to Carmilla and her daughters, "Congrats on outbidding us for those weapons so far Carmilla" Two-Ton said, as one of his men is seen opening a beer bottle and handing it to their boss, who quickly empties it in one go.
"Thank you Two-Ton, and congratulations to you on obtaining those Gauntlets, I'm sure they will prove to be nice additions to your own armory" Carmilla commented, however their mood soon turns sour as they see Valentino approaching them.
"I wouldn't be so sure about that senorita~ he'll most likely use them for cups for his bumbling fools he calls staff" Valentino said rudely whilst smoking his cigars, "You two are simply outdated, not fit for collecting such weaponry at this auction, when it's more fit for me and my colleagues"
Two-Ton looked down at the bug sinner, despite Valentino being fairly tall himself, Two-Ton was still a good two feet higher in height. "Oh freakin great, da bug is here…" the mobster overlord said as he pulled out one of his own cigars and had one of his men light it for him.
Valentino glared up at the taller overlord, before drawing his attention towards Carmine. "Gotta say this though Carmilla." Valentino said as he walked around the female overlord, giving her perverse glances. "You got a nice figure~ ever thought about a job in the entertainment business? I know for a fact a lot of my customers love older women~" he added, blowing out a puff of his cigar smoke that quickly took the shape of a red heart.
Carmilla gave a hard glare at the bug and waved away the smoke, "Not interested" she said, with her two daughters looking very upset with how the bug overlord was speaking to their mother.
"Oh come now, don't be such a prude. Imagine all the fans you'd get with that nice a-" before he could continue, Two-Ton began chuckling at Valentino, who noticed the mobsters chuckling, "The hell are you laughing about old man?"
"I'm laughing at a fool, a coward, a gutless wonder, who thinks of himself as an overlord, but you can never cut it Valentino, no matter how big you become, you'll still be a pathetic wannabe" Two-Ton said blowing out a puff of his cigar. "Oh ya, you and da Vees are high class alright. High Class clowns!"
"Grr, you are getting on my nerves old man, you know what I'm capable of!" Valentino threatened.
"Ever notice how much noise an insect makes buzzing and squirming around until you smash it underfoot? That's what you are Valentino, a bug with a big mouth" Two-Ton said
Valentino angrily growled as he hated being looked down upon by other overlords like he was nothing to them, Carmilla smiled at the bug overlord's reaction while her daughters were seen struggling to contain their giggles, meanwhile outside the warehouse on the roof Kenny had been watching the whole scene from the skylight.
"Damn, he really can't take the hint he's not on their level" Kenny smirked under his mask before seeing Imps carried some boxes inside, "Must be more weapons" he muttered as he looked back inside, where the audience was seen going back to their seats with Wally going back to his podium.
"Now I say, I say, then let us continue with the auction" Wally said as the boxes were brought on stage, with one of the boxes being black with several chains wrapped around it. "Before we get to the other items, I would like to resume the auction with a special selection, I say, I say".
This statement caught the attention of most of the audience, with Kenny also curious about what this "special" item could be. Before he could even think of it, several Imps were seen pushing the black box next to Wally, before unlocking the chain and using crowbars to break open the box. Revealed inside was a glass case, with what appeared to be an exorcist spear, however the design of it was much different than the average exorcist spears.
The spear itself was completely golden, unlike the usual silver exorcists spears are known for. The blade end was longer and each side had a hook design, while the guard between the blade and handle were double layered and ended in sharp points. On the end of the spear was a flat end, with two long ribbons glowing white attached to it.
"This here is one special spear, it is not like any spear any exorcist has ever wielded, it appears to be mostly custom with special abilities, due to the rune's embedded here" Wally said as he pointed at the handle and spear head, to which when looked close enough, there was small rune writing written into the handle and blade of the spear, "We had not tested said abilities, due to most who touch it can't wield it for more than a few seconds at a time as it has burnt those who try to keep a hold on it or even just vanish out of their hands completely"
Many members of the audience were speechless with this news, though a few also had doubtful looks as to whether or not to bid on something they may not be able to use in the first place. Wally seemed to notice this, as he continued to explain the spear's potential.
"I say, I say, it should also be known that this wonderful little beauty is speculated to have been owned by not a simple exorcist, but instead one of the rare archangels themselves!" he announced, prompting a great reaction from the audience.
This also got Kenny's attention as the Hellhound knew that weapon was going to be too dangerous to be wielded by anyone, "Ok that's it, time for Mysterion to make his entrance" Kenny said as he took a few steps back from the skylight, preparing to stop the auction here and now.
"So to start out our bid, do I hear anyone willing for a mighty 1,000,000 souls?!" Wally exclaimed, before the skylight suddenly shattered, as Kenny fell down before landing into the stage with a crouch, which helped not break his legs, everyone in the warehouse was surprised as Kenny stood up and gave an intense glare to everyone there.
"This auction is over" he said in his deep and rough voice, which managed to intimidate the lower demons in the audience as some fled, leaving the Overlords, their groups and some more braver sinners in the warehouse, along with Wally's imp employees and Wally himself.
"I say I say, I do believe this may be a time for me to exit, but I don't like my merchandise in jeopardy so…boys!" Wally then let out a shrill whistle before some more buffer imps came in with jackets that said "Security" on them.
Kenny saw the Security Imps approach and before they could grab him, Kenny instantly took them down as he grabbed the arm of one of them and threw them over him, before grabbing another by their horns and swung them away to the audience, crashing through one of the tables.
Soon after two taller than average imps tried to jump on top of the young hellhound, before he jumped out of the way and when the two imps were on the ground he did a double kick on each of their faces and caused them to get knocked off the stage.
As an imp with his left horn broken off came charging in with a knife, the hellhound dodged the blade while grabbing onto the arm holding it. Kenny did a quick turn of his body, using his weight to snap the arm in half with a meaty crunch sounding off as the imp gasps in pain. Soon he threw the attacker at two more imps who were coming towards him with tasers, resulting in all three lying unconscious on the stage. Kenny soon found himself alone on stage, with Wally seemingly gone out of fear.
However the sound of guns cocking caught the Hellhounds ears before he turned to the audience and saw some of Two-Tons men prepping their weapons, "You're gonna regret that" Kenny said.
"Oh yeah? Says who? You're unarmed and we got da guns here" said one of the demons.
"Oi! Don't think of shooting unless I say so!" Two-Ton warned as he gave a suspicious glare to the Hellhound, feeling like he knew him from somewhere but couldn't remember at the moment.
Valentino, having fed up with interruptions, brought out his own guns and aimed them at the costumed Hellhound, "I am not letting some fool get in the way of me getting those weapons! Now stand still you slut so I can shoot your ridiculous mask off!" he threatened.
"I am no fool" Kenny said as he reached under his cape, "I am Mysterion!" he said before suddenly throwing his ninja stars out from his cape, in slow motion the stars spun in the air and aimed in a wide spread attack, assumingly to hit anyone within vicinity, before time resumed as some stars got lodged into Valentino's and some of Two-Ton's mens gun barrels, some even struck into Two-Tons men whilst Carmilla grabbed her daughters and ducked and dodged the stars that came close to hitting them, "And I am never unarmed".
Some of Two-Tons men however weren't gonna take this as they started firing away despite Two-Tons orders, "Kill that sonuva bitch!" one yelled.
Kenny instantly dodged out of the way of the bullets as he got behind Wally's podium to take cover, he reached into his cape and pulled out what looked to be a makeshift grenade of sorts with a label saying "Smoke Bomb".
"Good time as any to test" he said to himself before biting the pin off it and throwing it out, which one of Two-Ton's men saw and thought it was a more explosive type of bomb.
"GRENADE!" He yelled as the smoke bomb landed before exploding, letting out a thick smoke that was oddly coloured purple.
Some of the audience had inhaled the smoke and coughed in surprise, "Gah what is this?!" "So strong!" "Can't see!" "Hey this taste like blueberries". Were many of the things the crowd had said.
Through the smoke however, Carmilla had managed to help her daughters out as they escape the warehouse and got to their limo, where the spears and shield they bought was loaded into the limo.
"Are you two alright?!" Carmilla asked.
"Y-Yes, we're fine Mom" Odette coughed.
"Didn't expect that Vigilante to appear, he's been on the news for weeks" Clara said as she coughed out the remnants of the smoke.
"Stay in the Limo and don't come out till I say so" Carmilla said as the daughters nod and closed the door, Carmilla stood outside the Limo, not daring to go back into the warehouse and risking her life for the angelic weapons inside, "Of all the nights…" she muttered looking back to the warehouse.
Back inside Kenny was shown moving through the smoke, using his senses to be his guide while knocking down and tripping any of the sinners or demons he got close to. Eventually as the smoke began to clear up he found himself surrounded by a pile of unconscious sinners on the ground.
"Hehe, who's your hero?" asked the hellhound, thinking he had won. But soon as the rest of the smoke disappeared, several mobsters were revealed to still be on their feet.
All around Kenny were sinners holding things like metal pipes, machine guns and knives. Kenny reached into his cloak, but his eyes widened as he realized he was down to only about three ninja stars, probably a result of having to use the majority to disarm Valentino and most of the mobsters.
"Crap.." he muttered under his breath as he looked all around him, seeing no clear escape as the mobsters slowly came closer to him.
"Playtime is over runt!" yelled one of the mobsters as he aimed his gun at the hellhound, before suddenly a large fist slammed down on his head, smashing him into the ground in a big puddle of red.
Kenny and the mobsters were shocked by this, as the person responsible was revealed to be Two-Ton himself. Cracking his knuckles as he glared all around himself to his men, the mantis and ox sinners from before on both sides of him. His men looked frightened by their boss's glare, knowing they probably messed up.
"Ah said it once, and ya know I hate repeating myself. But nobody…SHOOTS WITHOUT MY SAY SO!" he shouted, causing the ground to shake from the sheer volume as Kenny and most of the other sinners covered their ears.
Before anyone could say another word, the sound of doors opening could be heard followed by a familiar sounding yell. "Kenny!" The young hellhound in question became wide eyed and looked behind himself, seeing not only his mothers, but most of the hotel's residents, minus Alastor and Cartman, standing at the entrance with either worried or serious looks on their faces.
Angel Dust looked around and noticed Valentino within the crowd, currently having some of his hookers try to fix his gun for him. The spider sinner was soon seen sweating and began to back away, making his way to the limo parked outside.
"MOM!?" Kenny shouted in surprise, too late to realize what he just shouted in his current situation.
"Wait, mom?" Two-Ton raised an eyebrow before realizing who this young hellhound was, causing him to get even more frustrated with his men for attacking without permission. "Of all the…, never mind shooting without my permission, you dumbasses just had to fire at the son of the princess of hell!" he complained, to which many of the sinners around became startled by this revelation.
"The Princess's little runt?" Valentino asked as the lizard sinner next to him was struggling to pull the ninja star out of his gun.
However before Charlie and Vaggie could address Kenny further, an approaching rumble could be heard before another entrance was blasted open by lots of demons, which appeared to be multiple gangs of different varieties.
"Oh shit" Kenny said as he instantly went on guard, "Just how I wanted this day to go" he said.
Soon the hotel residents saw more gang members coming from their end too and were forced to go further into the warehouse, right next to Kenny, Two-Ton and his men.
Seeing the many demon gangs entering the building, Valentino saw the odds were not in his favor, "Oh fuck this, I'm out!" Valentino said, not noticing Angel being forced back in as he was too busy seeing his odds sink to rock bottom as he and his hookers fled, he went to his limo and they piled in, before the vehicle sped away from the scene.
Back inside Kenny gave a hard glare to the gangs in the building and then looked to the hotel residents and his parents, "You shouldn't have come here!".
"Kid, are you doing a fucking tough guy voice?" Angel asked, having returned after noticing Valentino had left.
"Not the time Angel!" Kenny argued.
"Both of you shut it!" Vaggie scolded before looking at Kenny, "When we get back home you are in so much trouble!" She shouted, causing Kenny to look frightened.
"If we get out alive" GhostFire said nervously as they saw there were a LOT of gangs in the building now.
Two-Ton stood his ground before looking at the hotel residents and Kenny and spoke up, "How's about a Truce for now and we can sort all dis out later?".
"Oh yea sure, trust an Overlord, that will go well" Vaggie scoffed.
"Two-Ton's got a good head on his shoulders and don't half-ass anything, he'll honor the truce till we agree it's off" surprisingly it was Husk who spoke up as some gave him questioning looks, "What? I've been 'round long enough to know this shit".
Charlie gave a look to the mob boss and nodded, "Fine, truce" she said.
"Right then, boys!" Two-Ton commanded, "Keep the Princess and her group safe, and do NOT go AWOL like the other shmucks!".
The many demon gangs looked at the group threateningly before one demon threw a knife towards them, to which it was instantly grabbed by Kenny and threw it back at them, which started the fight as the gangs charged in and the hotel residents and Two-Ton's group fought back.
Most of the hotel residents were doing a good job fighting back as Angel brought out his tommy guns to shoot away the many demons approaching, Husk was flying around to avoid getting hit or shot at whilst grabbing some gang members and throwing them around, either into the walls, high beams or even at other demons, Nifty was shown to be too fast to get hit as she showed her ferocity, somehow now wielding a giant bloody cleaver as she chopped off numerous arms and legs of some of the demons approaching her.
Several of the other gang members tried to tackle Two-Ton, only for him to knock them all away in one go before grabbing one sinner by the head and throwing him at a dozen others, the force of the throw pushing them all at the wall with cracks forming behind them. The ox and mantis sinners behind Two-Ton were seen either strangling or cutting up any sinner trying to get their boss from behind.
Charlie is seen throwing flames to separate her from the incoming sinners whilst Vaggie used her spear to slash and stab any that tried to surprise attack them, both keeping an eye on the other to keep eachother safe.
Weber and GhostFire are seen paired together as the latter didn't know how to fight as they were trying to avoid getting shot or stabbed, Weber however was able to dodge well and shoot web balls from his mouth at any incoming sinners.
Kenny managed to fight off against some sinners as he used his own skills to avoid any injuries, such as running up a wall and leaping off it to get behind sinners chasing him, he soon however found himself getting pushed back and onto the stage, where the Special angelic spear was still in its casing, most likely left behind during the commotion earlier.
Kenny then dodged an incoming gunshot which shattered the glass casing of the spear, seeing that he had no other weapons besides the last ninja stars on him, he grabbed the spear and spun it expertly, before using it to hit any incoming sinners, he managed to take down 2 sinners who tried hitting him with knifes and knocked a gun out of a third incoming sinner and stabbed him in the shoulder and threw him away, before Kenny had to dodge more incoming gun fire, noticing it came from a sinner a bit away in the warehouse, Kenny took aim with the spear and threw it hard, with it hitting its target, stabbing right through the sinners head and impaling onto the wall behind him.
"Nice!" Kenny said before noticing more coming to him, however the spear suddenly flashed away from the corpse and back into Kenny's hand, which managed to block an incoming bat.
"What the?!" Kenny exclaimed before deciding to ignore this and try to fight back with the spear.
A sinner then tried to get behind Kenny and stab him, only for Vaggie to charge in and stab her spear through the sinner's eye and launch him away, "This is getting us nowhere!" Vaggie exclaimed.
"No shit! There's too many of 'em!"" Angel Dust said as he blew the brains out of a sinner that tried to tackle him into a wall.
Two-Ton is then seen slamming his fists down onto a couple of sinners and crushing them to a bloody paste, "We need a diversion" he commented whilst shaking the blood off his hands.
Hearing this, Kenny whacks away another sinner before reaching into his cloak and pulling out another smoke bomb, "This is my last smoke bomb" he said to himself before he bites out the pin and throws it up, "HEADS UP!" he called out.
The ball hit the ceiling, letting out a large blast of smoke filling the entire warehouse. In the panic that followed Charlie quickly grabbed her son and got out with everyone else with the help of Vaggie, Two-Ton smashed his way through the closest wall he could find, his men close behind him as they made it out and straight to their limo.
Before leaving with the others, GhostFire stopped when they were just a few feet away from the warehouse and had a thoughtful look. "Maybe.." they said as they concentrated and a small spark of fire shot out of their hands and hit the smoke. Immediately the cloud of smoke turned into a blast of fire, shooting up from the roof of the building and burning everyone still inside. "DAMN!" they screamed before suddenly being pulled away by Angel Dust, carrying the fire sinner over his shoulder as he ran with the others for the limo.
They piled into the vehicle with Sir Pentious looking to them in panic, "What in blazes happened?!".
"Just start the freaking car!" Angel exclaimed, Sir Pentious decided to follow the order and started the limo before driving off. Two of the Egg Boiz were shown to be the ones handling the gas and breaks.
In the passenger area, Kenny took off his hood and then the mask for his outfit as he took a sigh of relief, before seeing everyones disapproving looks to him, "...you shouldn't have followed me" Kenny muttered.
"Well you shouldn't have been sneaking out, fighting demons at night" Vaggie scolded. Kenny looked frightened from his mother's reaction, knowing there was more to come. "What were you thinking!? You could've gotten yourself killed!" she yelled, causing those around her to back away in fear.
"Uh not to interrupt or anything" Weber said, "But maybe we should address that first" Weber then pointed to Kenny's hand, in which it was still holding the angelic spear, everyone was silent for a moment before they screamed in surprise that they had accidentally stolen an angelic weapon.
Back at the warehouse, the fire was seen being put out by Hell's own Fire department…yes Hell had a Fire Department, what, you expect people to just be fine with fires starting everywhere burning all the buildings?.
Anyways, Two-Ton and his men are seeing recuperating outside the warehouse before the Mob Overlord noticed Carmilla approaching him, "Carmilla, you're still here?" he asked in confusion.
"I was curious on how things would turn out, besides, there are still angelic weapons within the building." she said staring back to the warehouse, the flames getting distinguished as they spoke. "Once the flames are all gone, me and my girls will gather whatever is left. But regardless, what happened there that resulted in the warehouse going ablaze?"
"For one, turns out da hellhound's little smoke balls were flammable." the mob overlord said as he cracked his neck with his left arm. "Oh ya, plus he ended up being royalty."
"Wait, that hellhound was the Princess' son?" Carmilla asked.
"Yep, not only that, he managed to take that archangel spear," Two-Ton said. Carmilla's eyes became wide from the news, with her daughters showing up behind her.
"Mother, we know where the boy lives, it's the same place as that client we delivered to at the princesses establishment." Clara said.
"Should we perhaps try to retrieve the spear?" Odette asked.
"oh por el amor de…" Carmilla muttered under her breath before closing her eyes and taking a breath. "No, make no further action regarding it."
"Why not?" Two-Ton asked, "Something that powerful should be in your inventory shouldn't it?"
"Regardless, taking action against the royal family of hell is something only a fool would do. You and I both know no weapon can be worth the wrath of Lucifer himself." Carmilla explained, though she soon had a troubled look on her face. "However, I feel like the boy is putting himself at risk by keeping that weapon."
Two-Ton raised an eyebrow. "Because of his vigilante work? Pretty sure his mother is goin to put an end to that pretty soon." he said, with Carmilla shaking her head.
"No. it's because come extermination day, there is a high chance the original owner of that spear may return to reclaim it. If that happens, he may not leave unscathed." Carmilla warned.
Meanwhile back at the hotel, everyone had returned and walked into the lobby, where Alastor was there and waiting with a smirk on his face like usual.
"Ah if it isn't the little hero himself" Alastor commented as Kenny gave a hard glare to the radio demon, "I must admit, you have more guts than most sinners down here to do what you did, perhaps I might have underestimated you." hearing those words from Alastor of all people definitely surprised Kenny.
Before he could reflect on them however, Charlie and Vaggie looked to Alastor, "We would appreciate it if you left us to speak alone Alastor" Charlie said.
"Hmm, very well" Alastor said as he soon left through the shadows.
"Same goes with everyone else, me and Charlie need to talk with Ken for a bit." Vaggie added, with everyone nodding and leaving the Lobby.
Angel Dust walked past the little hellhound before stopping a few feet away from him and looking over his shoulder. "Good luck kid." the spider sinner said sympathetically before going up the stairs to his room.
All the other residents went on to their rooms or other places in the hotel, Niffty was seen skipping with the bloody cleaver in her hands, while Sir Pentious was slithering into the kitchen to make dinner with his Egg Boiz following behind. Soon enough Kenny was left alone in the lobby with his two mothers, and he dreaded having this talk with them more than facing the sinners during his nights out.
"You realize that you're in deep shit right?" Vaggie asked the hellhound, her voice calm but stern. Normally Vaggie wouldn't talk to Kenny with that type of vocabulary, but she was really pissed right now.
"Yes," Kenny said softly.
"And you realize that what you did was not only dangerous, but outright stupid?" Vaggie asked.
"...Somewhat". The hellhound responded.
"Kenny, understand that we love and care for you more than anything, but what you did tonight, and I guess every other night, is not ok" Charlie added in, her face more sad then angry, which hurt Kenny to see.
"Forgot not ok Charlie, he broke our bond of trust" Vaggie said. "A bond that will take a long time to fix." She added, giving Kenny a disappointed glance.
"I-I just wanted to help." the young boy said as his mothers looked towards him. "I believe in mom's dream, I wanna make it come true, but I also wanna keep the residents in hell safe. The nice ones anyway, that's why I did this, because if I don't protect the good guys from the bad guys, who will?"
Charlie is seen covering her mouth with her hands as her eyes start tearing up, Vaggie was seen softening up as she came closer to her son, placing her hands on his shoulders. "Kenny, me and your mom are proud that you wanna help people. The issue is how you tried to go about it."
"But I can handle myself, you saw me take care of those sinners at the warehouse." Kenny tried to defend himself.
"Kenny, if we didn't show up when we did you could've gotten hurt…,or worse." Vaggie said, wanting to drive home the point.
Charlie walked over and hugged her son. "Kenny, me and Vaggie love you more than anything. If something were to happen to you, it would destroy us." she explained.
The young hellhound gave it some hard thought before replying. "Then teach me." he said, causing both his mothers to be surprised.
"What?" asked Vaggie.
"Teach me to be a better fighter, so that you won't have to worry." he explained, with Vaggie shaking her head with her arms crossed.
"So you can go back out and play superhero again? No chance in hell." she said.
"I'm not playing anything!" Kenny said, "I need to help them! I can't let innocents be beaten out there when they can get redeemed here" Charlie and Vaggie were taken aback by their son's passion, being wide eyed as he continued. "I want to show the same kindness to them like mom gave me since she adopted me, while also protecting them like how you protect us since being a part of our family." Kenny said looking directly at Vaggie, it was her turn to have a tear going down her face.
Charlie and Vaggie looked to each other as they pondered the situation, thinking it over as they couldn't deny Kenny now after what he said, but they also wanted him to know he wasn't getting out scott free, they looked away from Kenny and talked amongst themselves on what to do, after a few minutes they turn back to Kenny.
"Fine, I will teach you to be a better fighter, BUT, to make sure you don't go out and do this again without our say so, you are grounded and can not leave the hotel for 2 months!" Vaggie explained.
"2 Months?!" Kenny exclaimed
"It's that or no training whatsoever young man" Charlie said, in a stern voice which was rare for her. Kenny hesitated with his words before sighing.
"Fine" Kenny sighed.
"And to make sure, Razzle and Dazzle will be keeping an eye on you" Charlie said as said demonic assistants appeared flying next to her.
"Seriously?" Kenny asked, only to get the stern looks from Vaggie and Charlie, "Ok ok, fine" he relented, he was about to walk away to his room, before getting grabbed by his moms and pulled into a hug, surprising him briefly before he hugs back.
Meanwhile at Vee Tower, Valentino is seen back in the living area with Velvette and Vox, laying on a couch while smoking one of his cigars, explaining what had happened at the warehouse.
"You didn't get a signal piece of the angelic weapons? Not even one!?" Vox asked with static going off of him, clearly not pleased.
"Hey this is not my fault!" Valentino objected, "If those bitches didn't over bid me and that stupid mutt didn't interrupt the auction I would have gotten those weapons easy!".
Vox was then seen pacing around the room, with Velvette on her phone as she listened to the conversation. Valentino finished the cigar he was smoking and let out a large puff og red smoke, before instantly lighting another one that his assistant kitty brought him.
"You sure about the hellhound being the princess's kid?" Vox asked as he stopped pacing, looking towards the bug sinner. "This masked vigilante has been on the news days and you're telling me he is the same one from the Morningstar family, and that he took one of the angelic weapons too?" he added, needing to get all the facts straight.
"He called the Princessa his mom, what else do you think that means besides a mommy kink!?" Valentino exclaimed angrily as he was still pissed he didn't get a single holy weapon.
"The son of the princess of hell, now the owner of an angelic weapon that supposably used to belong to an archangel. That's just fucking great…" Vox groaned as he rubbed his forehead, clearly irritated.
"Well why don't we just call up the fat cat and get him to take the damn thing?" Velvette questioned.
"No, we can't" Vox said, "That would just get him on their radar too fast, plus with the confirmation that the hellhound is the vigilante, he's put many guys down for weeks, he'd take down Cartman in a heartbeat".
The next day at the hotel, Kenny was seen with a frown on his face as Razzel and Dazzle were seen carrying him above the ground as they moved through the halls of the hotel. Apparently, when his mothers said the two goat demons would follow his every move, they also meant they would control every move the young pup made when outside of his bedroom.
As he was flown down the stairs and into the lobby, Vaggie was seen standing in front of the three with a small smile on her face. "Having fun there champ?" she teased, which caused Kenny to roll his eyes. Though in full honesty, he preferred this over her being mad.
Razzel and Dazzle placed the young boy in front of his mother, before being gestured by her to fly away. "Come on, let's head out for a bit." she said as she led her son through the hotel.
They were next seen behind the hotel, within a fenced area with a garden, a few outdoor furniture and a shed. Kenny had a confused look on his face before Vaggie brought out her spear, spinning it before stopping with a stance that sent wind blowing past the hellhound's face.
"Since you're so persistent about learning to be a better fighter, we'll start with the basics." she said as she then brought out a small wooden pole and tossed it to Kenny, who gave her a confused look after catching it. "Use that to practice with."
"Hmm, I have a better idea." he said as he dropped the pole on the ground, causing Vaggie to raise an eyebrow. Kenny then held up his hand, opened his palm and in a flash of bright light the golden spear appeared within his hands. Vaggie was speechless as her eyes went wide, before finally responding to what had just happened.
"H-how did you do that?" she asked.
"To be honest I have no clue. Ever since I first touched this thing it seems to not want to leave me, even when I tried to put it away in a closet or in storage it would just reappear next to me." Kenny explained as the spear flashed with golden light for a brief moment.
"I guess we're stuck with it then, I hope you understand the risk of having that type of weapon comes with Kenny." Vaggie warned.
"I know, but that can be said about everything here in hell, can't it?" Kenny said with a shrug, to which Vaggie just let out a small giggle.
"Hehe, fair enough. Now, let's start your first lesson." Vaggie said.
Soon they were both seen colliding their weapons to each other, both of them striking and blocking each other's attacks. Of course they weren't going all out, but Vaggie made sure to gradually put more effort in to keep Kenny from lagging behind.
Meanwhile, Charlie was seen watching the whole scene play out from a window a few floors up. She had a cup of coffee in her hands, taking small sips as she watched her girlfriend and son spar with each other.
"I may not like it, but at least you are using lessons from both of us" Charlie said with a sigh, she tried to avoid using violence as an answer to peace or for her goals, but she can admit that Kenny choosing to use his skills to help the kinder sinners wasn't a bad idea, she just hoped that he would learn not to go over his limits
AND THERE WE GO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Ok so, this one took a long while, since it was another Original chapter, which introduced one of my favorite factors about Kenny, Mysterion
Mysterion is probably the only serious hero shown in South Park since he actually wants to fight crime and keep people safe, heck Mysterion is also used to help defend his little sister.
Now since kenny is starting out with Mysterion here, his outfit is less than ideally perfect, its made with fabrics and scraps and stuff so it's very patchwork-y, but who knows, maybe in the future the Mysterion outfit will get a mark two.
Also another thing when writing this chapter, I realized me and Blackskull essentially made Mysterion also like Red Hood, which is both scary AND badass
Anyways, now that this chapter is done, NEXT TIME ON HAZBIN HOTEL: HELLHOUND KENNY
Things start to get intense when Angel Dust is asked to work more at Valentino's studio, to which Charlie tries to step in so that Angel can focus on his path to redemption, however it's not as easy as she thinks as it gets serious really fast, can Angel Dust find a way to ease things up? And why is Husk getting involved? Find out next time in…
Masquerade
