Loona was rather indifferent to the McBrides, but she didn't really hate them either, unlike a lot of things. Still, she wondered how a goody two-shoes like Lincoln can have some enemies against him. Yet again, his family is a little chaotic.

She was happy to have some brownies from them as a snack and she was walking down with Lincoln to a nearby Burger King.

Yes, this chain was truly the king of fast food chains, as it's name implies. Their burgers are so much better than McDonald's would make, since their meat is probably some pink slime (as rumors say). Loona was texting to Vortex on her phone as she came inside with Lincoln. "Here Loona, i'll order the food for us."

"No, no, don't worry about that." Said the disguised hellhound. "I'll do it."

"You sure?"

"Yep. And..." she leaned in closer to his right ear. "I pitpocket a couple of people on earth this morning."

"What?" Lincoln sounded surprised. "But that's stealing."

"These are shitty people, Lincoln." Said Loona. "Illegal Mexicans crossing the border who are freeloaders, that's all. They deserved the pitpocket."

"Oh! Ok, but what if you get in trouble?"

"Please. I told you: the police can never stop me. After all, even if I get killed, it wouldn't even matter for me."

"Right, because you were born down there." Lincoln looked at the ground, obviously referring to Hell.

"Exactly. So anyway, what do you want?"

"I'll have ale a double cheeseburger, some fries, and some nuggets. Oh! And with a medium soda."

"Got it."

"You going to get anything, Loona?" Asked Lincoln

"Yep. But I'll worry about that. You can just sit in a chair and relax while I make the order. Ok?"

"Ok." Lincoln eventually found a nice booth to sit in and waited while looking outside the restaurant. The boy wondered if this was going to take a little while."

Then he noticed Loona grabbing the cashier by the shirt. "Are you hitting on me, you pervert?" She said. "If I wanted your phone number, I would ask you myself."

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry!" Said the cashier. "How about a kiss instead?"

Loona just narrowed her eyes at him while growling. "How about you kiss a rose bush instead." She flatly retorted. "Now, take my money and never be fresh with me again."

"Absolutely!" The Cashier smiled nervously. "I swear it. I promise."

"Alright alright, I hear your begging." Loona sang after she let go of the employees' shirt. The young man promptly took the money from her. "Here are your drinks and have a wonderful day."

"Well I hope you have the worst day of your life, you pervert." Loona said. She sat over to the booth where Lincoln was eating at and said: "sorry you had to see that, dude."

"What happened?"

"Well, he asked me on a date. I told him no, and then he began acting persistent, and tried to kiss me." Loona glared at the cashier being strong on her before, making him cower under the counter.

"Oh. He was moving fast, huh?" Said Lincoln. "Thanks for not killing him."

"Even though I really wanted to." The disguised Hellhound noted. "Nobody, and I mean nobody acts fresh with me."

"Yeah, i know girls don't like that." said Lincoln.

"Pretty much no one likes it so much." Loona pointed before she and Lincoln both began digging into their food. The disguised hellhound got herself five triple cheeseburgers to dig in, and she was eating those burgers in a messy matter, almost like animal noises. It made the white-haired boy surprised to see a beautiful girl eat like a pig like this. On the other hand; she was a hellhound, and dogs and wolves eat in a messy matter, similar to pigs.

Lincoln managed to take a few bites of his burger as he saw Loona eat her burgers like a pig.

Loona then let out a loud burp, so much louder than an ordinary burp. It was also a long burp as well, probably up to five or seven seconds. Of course, it made everyone stare at her in surprise. Loona noticed, and snapped: "What are you pussies looking at?!" Everyone looked startled and looked away, going back to eating their food. She then noticed Lincoln looking at her a little. "What? Do I have something on my face?"

"Oh, i'm sorry." Lincoln said. "I forgot you were... something else."

"Yeah, hellhounds like me have a big appetite. Our appetite as is big as a lion." Loona said. "I know, i know, you're thinking it's not 'ladylike' to eat like this."

"I wasn't judging." said Lincoln. "I'm sorry if you thought I was."

"No, it's ok." Loona said. "I don't give a fuck what other people think about me, but you probably know that."

"I do. You told me that." They both continued eating their food, and they were absolutely full, and Loona patted her belly with a smile. "That was good."

"Hope you liked it, Linc." said Loona.

"I loved it."

"Good. So, I guess we should see Stolas and Octavia now." said Loona. "But first, we need to get someplace alone so we can get to... our destination, undetected."

"Got it." Lincoln followed Loona to the outskirts of the city, in the forest so no witness can see Loona in her Hellhound form, or know about Hells' existence. Loona opened the portal and they were in the IMP office. The sound of clattering was heard and both of them were startled.

"Who's there?!" said a voice. It was Blitzo, coming in with one of his guns. "Oh! It's you guys."

"Yeah, dumbass. You want us to meet Stolas?"

"Yep! Just in time." Blitzo said. "Come on, motherfuckers. Royalty awaits you." Blitzo said. "Although stay clear if Stolas tries to access my holes."

"What do you mean?" asked Lincoln.

"You don't want to know, kiddo." Loona had an uncomfortable look on her face. "Trust me, you don't."

"Well come on." said Blitzo. They all hopped in Blitzo's signature van, and as soon as he turned the keys in the ignition, the loud blaring sound of heavy metal music played in the car. It startled Lincoln as first, but, being with a wacky family and wacky sisters, he was used to this kind of noise (thanks to Luna). He was suddenly, tapped on by a finger on his left shoulder. He was startled and looked behind him. Turns out, Moxxie and Millie were next to him.

"Hi Lincoln!" said Moxxie.

"Hey guys." Lincoln said.

"When did you get here, sweetie?" asked Millie

"A few seconds ago."

"You doing ok?" Moxxie said, trying to sound loud enough for Lincoln to hear through all the metal music blaring in this small space. "Sorry about the music. Blitzo is obnoxious with it."

"No, it's ok!" Lincoln called out. "I'm so used to this. One of my sisters is a rock star."

"Oh yeah, you mentioned that." said Moxxie.

"I still don't know how you can learn to live in a house with ten sisters!" said Millie, trying to make sure Lincoln heard her through the music.

"You learned to get by and get used to it!" Lincoln exclaimed.

"I give you a lot of credit, Lincoln!" said Moxxie. "You're brave enduring a life of ten sisters."

"For once, Moxxie is right!" said Loona.

"At least me and my family are not pigs!" Lincoln blurted. "If we were pigs, I would probably be the run of the litter!"

"That's kinda funny!" Loona said.

"First time I ever heard Loona say that!" said Millie

"Oh shut the fuck up!" Loona snapped at her.

"Don't make me turn this van around, guys!" Blitzo warned. "There will not be fighting in this van today!" It was a long drive, but they made it to the palace of Stolas. Lincoln looked at the chateau in astonishment, and noticed how tall and big it was, along with very shiny and beautiful.

Loona smirked at him before asking: "quite a sight, isn't it?"

"Yeah. Very awesome."

"Well, enough lolly-gagging." said Blitzo. "Come on." They all entered inside, and Blitzo looked at his text, looking annoyed at what Stolas probably texted him. "Ugh, fuck off for once you stupid bird." he mumbled to himself. "He's in the kitchen." As the other four followed him, and coming into the room, Lincoln looked amazed at seeing what Stolas was. For a demon, he looked very regal and majestic, not to mention as tall as Robert Wadlow.

Next to him was a female owl demon, but with pink eyes and a beanie and a pink shirt under a long-sleeved jacket. She looked a little unamused, but a little surprised to see Lincoln. Probably never seeing a human before. "Ah, there are the demons of the hour." said Stolas. He then looked at the boy, looking a little nervous to be in his presence. The boy took in a breath and went up to him, bowing down to pay respect like the prince he was. "Very kind of you, my dear boy." said Stolas. "But you do not have to bow down to me. I am only a prince, not a king. Rise."

Lincoln did just that and got back on his feet to look at the tall Goetia prince. "Look, I know I'm not supposed to be down here in Hell... Alive, but I'll just leave and get out of here so I don't get Loona, Blitzo, or anyone else in trouble."

"Oh do not worry, lad." Said Stolas. "I can assure you that you are not in trouble. After all, I love the extra company. And it can get lonely down here. So tell me your name."

"Lincoln. Lincoln Loud sir."

"Well, Lincoln, how do you like seeing Hell?"

"It's... actually a cool place." Lincoln said

"Every place has its beauty, especially down here in Hell."

"Yeah, I got that."

"Why is your hair white, kid?" Asked the daughter.

"It's hereditary." Lincoln said. "My pop pop has it at birth, so do i. So don't judge me.

"Yes sweetie," said Stolas. "One mustn't be so judgemental."

"I wasn't being judgemental," said Octavia. "I was just curious."

"Lincoln I would like you to meet Octavia, my pride and joy."

"Dad," Octavia groaned. "You're embarrassing me."

"I would tell you my name, but you kinda heard it."

"Well duh." Said Octavia. "I'm right in front of you. So you're a human?"

"Yep."

"Well, why don't we get acquainted with each other, Lincoln?" Said Stolas.

"Wait, I don't think that's the best idea." said Lincoln."

"You'll be fine, Lincoln." Loona walked to him. "You don't have anything to worry about." She looked at Stolas before addressing him, "he's just nervous around being with other demons."

"I understand." Said Stolas. "But I am not an evil demon. Neither is Octavia."

"OK." Lincoln said.

"I always wanted to meet a human." Said Octavia.

"Besides," Loona said. "I'm coming with you in case something happens. He said he wanted Octavia to have some friends."

"Wonderful!" Said Stolas.

"Ok." Said Blitzo. "But if you try any funny business with her, I swear-"

"Don't worry, Blitzy." Said Stolas. "Have I ever lied to you before?"

"No." The imp admitted.

"There you have it." Said Stolas. Walking down a few corridors, Lincoln and Loona were strolling with the two royal figures.

"I'm Loona, by the way." She said to Octavia.

"You probably know my name." Said the Goetia princess. "But whatever."

"Yeah, you're kinda famous."

"Word gets around, unfortunately." Octavia rolled her eyes.

"Yes, we are rich, and we are beautiful." Said Stolas. "People want our money, and our bodies."

"Mostly our money." Octavia sang. "But yeah, people mostly respect us, as long as we're not really alone."

"That's why I don't really go anywhere without bodyguards or any kind of protection. That's why I always ask Blitzy to help me out."

Octavia made a groan hearing that. She really hated Blitzo and Stolas being together (or mostly getting laid in bed.) She then stated: "the sooner you and mum get the divorce, the better."

Stolas frowned and looked at her. "I know, Via. I'm almost finished with this affair. Just a few more days, and it will be official."

Poor Octavia perked her eyes down and said: "OK. But what if mum hates me?"

"Come on, she is your mother." Said Stolas. "I mean, what kind of mother wouldn't love a child."

"I never even knew my mother." Said Loona.

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." Stolas sympathized with Loona.

"Nah, don't be. I was adopted like a dog instead of a kid." Loona sounded resentful. "I don't need pity from anyone."

"Not even me?" Asked Lincoln.

"Nope." Loona flatly replied.

"I see." Lincoln frowned.

"So let me get this straight, Lincoln." Said Stolas. "Loona saved you from a group of human thugs?"

"Yeah, I would have been dead if not for her. She's my hero."

"Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get too carried away." Loona said. "I only saved him because no one else will. Wait! I mean, I was only looking for someone to kill from getting bored."

Alas, it was too late for her to lie like this. The damage is already done. "Blitzo always said you had a soft spot deep down, Loona." Stolas said

"Oh shut up!"

"Hey hey hey, there's no need for outdoor voices." Said Stolas

The hellhound looked at Lincoln, becoming a little scared at her angry side again. "Sorry again, Lincoln."

"You know, it's very nice to see you try to make friends with my daughter."

"Well, I heard what was going on, and, holy shit. I'm sorry if Stella... you know."

"It's not your fault, Loona. I mean, you weren't even born when me and her were arranged for marriage. But she will be out of my life forever very soon."

"She's still my mum, you know," said Octavia.

"Look, I'm just a kid, and I want no part of this. I have nothing to do with anything between you guys."

"No, of course not." Said Stolas.

"I wish I can just keep out of this." Octavia frowned

Her father gave her a sympathetic look on his face. "Via, I'm really sorry about all of this. I know that this is all so much to take in right now."

Octavia looked at Lincoln, and had a thought in her head. Maybe... maybe she can use it to her advantage in trying to get away from the drama between her parents. No child should ever have to witness this kind of event if necessary after all. All the trauma and heartbreak going inside of her about the divorce and all. She loved her dad, but she just can't take this any longer.

"Via?" said Stolas.

"Oh, sorry. I know it's a lot to take in right now."

"So, is there anywhere fun in Hell I should visit? Even if it might be a little dangerous. It's gotta have places like water parks or theme parks."

"There is one place." said Stolas. "One of them is called Loo Loo Land. It's like Disneyland a little but... it's about Lucifer and not really Mickey Mouse."

"I don't think that's the best idea." said Loona. "I mean, many people died in Loo Loo Land. I mean, the mascots even say 'just try and sue us'! That's not a coincidence. Besides, Lincoln could get seriously hurt." she had a look of realization in her eyes. "Not that I care about him or anything, i mean, how am I going to explain to his family? That he got murdered in the afterlife for fucks sake? That will just expose our secret."

"Besides, he looks too old for Loo Loo land." Octavia said.

"Right. But he would be safe with me if anything bad happens to him." said Stolas. "After all, if any scummy demon tried to hurt me, or my friends, I always got... the gaze."

"Gaze?"

"said Lincoln.

"Yes, like Medusa for instance."

"Oh, like turning people to stone by looking at them. Wait... i'm looking at you right now."

"Well, yes." Stolas chuckled. "But it only activates, when I want it to be activated."

"Ah."

"And there is a water park." said Loona. "It's called Blood Pond Rapids. Don't let the name fool you, Lincoln. It's just regular water, although there are some pools and rides with blood instead of water."

"Lucy would love that." said Lincoln. "It's one of her lifelong dreams to be in a pool or lake or river of blood." Deep down, he thought that maybe Lucy was possibly the only sister he can trust on this since the Goth girl was a person with fondness of morbidness and evil things.

"Lucy?"

"One of my sisters, your highness." said Lincoln.

"Ah."